45 and married have not fucked my wife in 2 years, im trying to get her to cuckold  me. We have separate rooms so every now and then I will go look and her "toy" collection  is getting larger , started with bullet vibe and now she has all sorts of things including some dildos (that are twice my size) but the greatest pleasure is seeing her sexy lingerie in the hamper with her obvious juices

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Right now i am sitting, squirming, with boots locked on, 8 inch hobble, locked in my tiny steel chastity cage with a vibrating bullet vibrator running on low locked inside the chastity cage at the very tip. Never wanted batteries to go flat as much as right now!

i used to spend every weekend at my friends apartment, he was roommates with his alcoholic mom was usually gone. id usually sleep in her bed and lucky me, i found a silver bullet in between the mattress. but that’s not the best part. i’d hit the shower and his sister loofah was in there so i’d shower off my cum with her loofah and one time i shot my load in her moisturizer that she had posted a pic of ranting about. i wish i woulda shoot so many more loads in there, and ill never forgive myself for not going in the isn’t drawer but i was young and dumb. 

Male, 18, straight but I wanted to try anal play. I confess that last night was the first time I managed to really give myself some anal. I never had more than the size of one finger inside myself and only for a few seconds but I finally bit the bullet and roughly played with my ass until I was able to barely shove a second finger in. I was tightening up too much with two fingers until I forced them in deeper and moved them around fast enough to loosen my asshole for more. I was able to fuck two fingers completely about 8 minutes in pretty fast, never expected to get this far. I felt my asshole loosen up some more, so I was able to shove a third finger in, but with three I was only able to get as much as halfway down my fingers, still it was really nice and it started to make me gasp and body muscles spasm. This entire time I was preparing my asshole excitedly for a cucumber that I bought at the store, I was always curious about how that'd feel and ended up fantasising it. I covered up the first half of the cucumber with lube and tried to push it in, but I was either still too tight, or the cucumber was still cold from being in the fridge which was causing my ass to tighten up. I ran it under warm water for a little while while I got back on my knees and tried to get as deep and rough with three fingers as possible. Finally I tried again and I felt it breaks through my tight ass. I gently put my body weight onto it and jittered up and down. It felt fucking insane that I managed to get even it's thick tip in. For a split second I felt my ass relax and I shoved about a quarter of the cucumber in my ass. I was able to take it for about 10 minutes before my ass was tired and I stopped. I hope to train myself to take at least half of it but not bad for a first time, thought I'd share this experience with you guys, I'm usually a lurker so this is my first post.

I hate gays!!! I wish I could just put a bullet in their gay ass heads. They just disgust me

Where has all the intelligence gone? I mean, at some point people gave a shit enough to be independent thinkers.

Instead people are all up in arms over TV, music, and other shit that doesn't require you to think, and instead require the simplest thing a human being can have. A sense of taste. No matter how bad, simply having one qualifies you to enjoy and judge TV and music. The simple fact that "Cult classics" exist means that nothing can ever truly be bad, because shitheads will watch it anyway and it'll get deemed "Special" because a few select people have absolutely atrocious taste.

People piss me off at their lack of intelligence, and their lack of an ability to have an interest in learning. Like ricers and musclefags for example. Two non-interchangeable sort of folk who do the exact same shit. They obsess over their tastes, completely put away any rational thoughts, and hate each other blindly. Little import cars are manuverable. Muscle cars have eons of torque. Neither 'suck', as both are incredible on their own terms, and yet these... primates cant be intelligent enough to console their differences and get the fuck along.

It's why i like to use guns and ammo as examples. As my brother says "A bullet to the brain has the same effect regardless of the person struck". And yet we've got people arguing that the slightest difference in weapons and ammo makes one vastly superior to the other. BLINDLY projecting their versions of the truth, instead of simply admitting any firearm or ammo type is deadly. Durr 1911 is betteer than glock, 9mm is superior to your dum dum .45's. You get shot with either, in the face, and you gon die.

I dont even want people to get along. It's this fiendish disease known as ignorance that kills my faith in humanity. How anyone can blindly ignore whats right in front of their faces is beyond me.

The best possible example i can think of is Russia Today's fans on youtube. You wont find more insanely biased and ignorant folk than them. They're the sort of people that truly believe that the US is one big crumbling tent city, just because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And that Russia is a prospering country, with no debt, starving, disease or crime, because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And when you go to point out something that so much as grazes the thin line of their competence, they immediately attack you, calling you a sheep, a slave to the government, a CIA paid troll, or simply denounce what you've said as entirely invalid just because you're american or have a silly video on your youtube page. And any valid point that they cant deflect in that manner, they instantly blame it on the big bad ol United states. Collapse of the soviet union? United states fault. Black market in russia? United state's fault. THE ENTIRE GLOBE'S FUEL, ECONOMY AND FOOD PROBLEMS, the united state's fault.

Nothing can ever be any single person's fault. And as such, you can begin to see how it doesn't matter what side you're on, ignorance is still ignorance. Be it that you're a patriotic republitard that blindly supports whatever the US gets into, or part of the filthy yuppie protesters that believe that everything belongs to them and that the government should just give them jobs, you're still ignorant for even picking a side.

Thank god 2012 is magically going to be the year the world ends apparently, I dont think i want to live in a world where you cant have competence and intelligence, where either side of the coin is a dumbed down, media fed beast of ignorance. Fuck all you people i'm moving underground and stocking up on supplies and ammo. Anyone else remotely interested in surviving the holocaust of the ignoramuses, i humbly advise you do the same.

When I was 18 I used to live with my gf and her mother, Phoebe was a single mother and a bbw with a huge pear shaped ass, one day phoebe left her dirty knickers on the bathroom floor and I couldn't help but take a look, they were a uk size 22-24 peach colour with a big pussy stained gusset, I brought them to my nose and inhaled deeply, her musky pungent scent filled my nostrils, my cock sprang straight upward and ached to be released, I sniffed her pussy smell and wanked then held the gusset open and shot a huge load into them.
From then on I was hooked, her pussy smelled amazing, completely different from her daughter more of a sweaty note from the daughters knickers, I used to find big long black pubic hair in Phoebe's knickers that were over three inches long and I would suck them clean then wrap them round the head of my cock and fuck her daughter that night leaving her mums pussy hair inside her pussy.
Every Tuesday Phoebe and my gf would go shopping and when I came home from work I had the house to myself. So I would go snooping through Phoebe's bedroom, Phoebe wasn't a tidy person and left her clothes wherever she took them off, that left it really easy to snoop, I would cum into her clean knickers and let it dry knowing it would be rubbing against her pussy.
On one of them Tuesday's I hit the jackpot when I lifted her mattress and low and behold I'd found her vibrators, she had a small bullet vibe, a rabbit vibe and a 8" long thick jelly one, I smelled and licked each one clean then shot two loads over them.
I wanted to know how often she used them so I positioned them in a certain way and would check to see if they were moved, nothing for the next two days but on the third all three were moved completely and the jelly dildo and rabbit were wet and sticky in the grooves with some hair on them, again I licked them, the rabbit tasted of her pussy but the dildo tasted different, on closer inspection I learned it was her ass that it had been up, I had to try and catch her but didn't have a small enough camera so instead I hid my phone on voice record.
That night Glenda and I went to bed before her mum and a ate her pussy then fucked her thinking about her mum.
An hour had passed and Glenda had fell asleep when I heard Phoebe climb the stairs and go to the bathroom, I heard the gush of her pissing and i rubbed my cock, my heart was pounding as I heard Phoebe close her bedroom door wondering if she was going to play with herself, my cock was now throbbing so I turned behind Glenda and spread her hips open ( she wasn't wearing any knickers) and lubed my cockhead with my spunk that had run out of her pussy then slowly eased it into glendas ass and gently fucked her ass as she slept till I came in her ass.
The next morning I got up at 9 am and waited for Phoebe to get up so I could get my phone, finally she got up at 10 am and came down, I got my phone and went to the bathroom plugged my head phones in ad pressed play, I skipped to the minute Phoebe closed her door, I heard her undressing and scratching then heard the creak of her getting into bed, straight away I heard a hum of a vibe along with a soft moan, after a minute or so I heard a different buzz along with a slight grunt followed by some deep breaths and a sloshing sound from her wet pussy this went on for five mins then came a sharp intake of breath followed with a muffled moan then the vibe turned off, she shuffled about and let a loud fart and fell asleep
I skipped through the time to this morning and sure enough big Phoebe fucked herself again. Later that day I licked her vibes again and cum in her wet dirty knickers.
This is a true story and I have more to come about the first time I saw her naked with her huge ass and hairy pussy in show.

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