For the lovers of natural teen bushes and skinny bony feet teases

I fucked a broad one time who was 98. Well, technically , she was still just 97 when I met her hiding under the sheet in that weird black station wagon. She seemed sad so I just took her home with me. I threw her a 98th birthday party and made it as special and festive as I could. It was romantic, too, just the two of us. She sat through it like a trooper and even seemed to be smiling a little. She just sat there for hours as I told her erotic stories and dirty jokes all evening. Surprisingly, she never did get wet or even warm up to me, but she didn't say a word or object in any way when I fucked her cunt and bony little ass, so it all worked out fine.

Long story short, our sexually charged relationship deteriorated within just a few days, largely due to her hygiene. I simply could not get her to bathe, do her hair or anything like that. Plus, even for an old broad, she was very fucking lazy. Never got out of bed once during our entire affair. I normally draw the line at extreme laziness and a bland personality. But the kicker for me was when her left leg came off during a particularly erotic anal sex act, which I'll keep private out of respect for my dear Mrs. Goldstein.

I'll tell you what, few things hurt a dude's ego more than breaking up with a chick and having her show no expression or emotion whatsoever. It's like I never mattered to her at all. Bitch. After that, I just gave her bus fare and dropped her off on the bench at the corner. My life is complicated enough without some emotionally stunted, 3 limbed, stinky, lazy whore who is utterly incapable of even modest conversation. Fuck her! She's all yours, guys!

I LOVE womens feet, except for fat chicks, and one who don't take care of their feet. I love everything about them, the toes the arches. Its so bad that I can't be with a chick unless she has pretty feet, when a see a chick the first thing I look at is her feet, I even love vainy and bony feet. My favorite thing is the world is when I'm boning my girlfriend and shes on her back legs crossed in the air with her feet right in my face where i can lick and kiss them as I blow my load in her.

One day when I was five. Me and my big sister who was eight. had just gotten our costumes. I was superman and she was wonderwoman. My parents went out and my sister eyed me. She said I looked great. She laid on the bed and said come and get me. I was confused but I knew what she ment. I pounced on her. I thrusted in and out of her gently, it was fantastic. The best sex I had ever had. She put my face on her chest and I started licking her flat bony chest. They she grabbed my face and stuck her tongue in my mouth. Her breath was horrible and I threw up in her mouth. She immediately started to convulse and that made me rock hard. I then stole my fathers cocaine he called it magic dust. I gave her some and seizures were immanent so I facialed her and called an ambulance... this is where it gets insane. The ambulance pulls, up. There are two EMT's, Charles and Victor. Charles is a stocky man, around 5'6, 300 pounds, patchy facial hair and a heavy sweat brow. Victor is more of an eclectic man, 6'1, sharp features and a gait that impresses. Charles walks towards me, staggering slightly, twitching out, obviously under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen, whilst Victor's insensitivity and cold callous demeanor is as obvious a nigger at a KKK meeting. As they stumble towards my convulsing sister, I scream out "HELP! HELP HER! MY CUM IS CAUSING HER TRACHEA TO CLOSE". I fall to the ground in front of them, the tears are running down my face. I have never felt so alone, so afraid and so lonely, all these people around me, but still I feel the coldness of my soul creeping into isolated. Charles, in his disturb state, doesn't know exactly how to comprehend the situation, and assumes that I am a dragon from the gates of Gal'eron. "LEST HE BECKONS FORTH THE INFINITE WISDOM OF THE LORD RAP'YO'NIGG' AND HEAL THE SOUL OF THIS DRAGON", he fell to his knees and clutched my hands in his, brushing away the tears, "Dragon, it's okay, I know the cure. I know the rights of spring. I can heal your wounds and take you under my 'wing'. Please Dragon, trust me". Victor stands watching his EMT buddy twitch out and hallucinate, slowly pulling a bent and soggy cigarette to his mouth and light it up. "Charles, you fucking degenerate, snap out of it, this man needs help" He grabbed Charles' shoulder and threw him away from my sister "Mam, you are alegric to the amino acids found in your brothers cum, we need to bring you to the hospital immediately, The whole time i was thinking IM 5