I recently went on a fishing trip with two friends, one night i was in one of there tents smoking weed when he asked me striaght out if he could make me cum, i was shocked but said ok, he took my cock out and wanked and sucked me until i came in his mouth, i was so turned on that a returned the act and the feeling when i felt him cum in my mouth was amazing. I still see him but since the trip we usually meet up and just suck each other off, i feel guilty as i have a long standing girlfriend but my friend is so good at sucking my cock i always enjoy meeting up, i dont find him or other men attractive but making another man cum is something to try now and again.

I can keep smoking weed and drinking all the beer i can but it wont get rid of the guilt of me letting my gay room mate give me a blowjob.

California is a menace to the nation. Half the population are illegals, the other half on weed. China will have our lunch while we are stoned, watching the Superbowl. The missile alert in Hawaii was not fake news.

My current shatter plug (shatter is weed, broken down into shatter to get more thc) anyway, she is a genuine milf!! Shes 43, looks about 30 but is so fine, she isnt married or seeing anyone as far as i know and i really want to try seeing if shes dtf. Ill post pics, tell me what youd do if you were in my position.

I need help finding a video I saw a few months ago. It was two teens smoking weed on a couch and then they start fucking. It was a fairly long video. If you have any ideas please please help!!

I am a loser. I do not satisfy my wife. I would rather watch BBC anal and dildo myself fantasising I am the girl. I am a weed smoking functional alcoholic. 

I want to change. I want to become the effeminate anal bitch slave my wife deserves. 

I seek advice, encouragement and suggestions. 

Thank you

Hello, I’m having trouble finding a video I used to watch on this site. The video is of a guy who catches his sister and her friend with a bag of weed and then blackmails them both into having sex with him. I used to watch the video a couple of weeks or months ago but I can no longer find it. If anyone could help me out I would greatly appreciate it!

I recently moved in with my GF after dating for two years. It took us a while to find a place in our price range, we wanted to rent a house, but had to settle for a condo.

Our landlord is a cougar MILF, recently widowed and owns her own business. Ive only seen her in business suits and its so sexy. Usually pencil skirt suits with high heels.

Right after we moved in we let her know about a few things that needed to be fixed. She was fine with it and said she would come over to let her maintenance guy in. I completely forgot to put away my bong.

I got a text at work of a picture of my bong reading "I think we need to talk" from my landlord. I wasnt sure what to do, but I told my boss that I was going to have to take a long lunch but I would work late to make up for it.

By the time I got home the maint guy was leaving and she was looking sexy as fuck in her suit but I was nervous that she was about to kick us out.

I'll spare you reading the whole convo but basically she said she would ignore the fact that Im smoking weed in her place if I was her bitch. I didnt really have much of a choice but I told her my GF couldnt find out. She agreed.

She likes having me come over to her place and as soon as I walk in the door we roleplay as mom/son.
She likes to spank me, tease me, stroke my cock, finger me, suck me off, make me eat her out, fuck me with a strapon, and if I cum in her before she tells me to she makes me lick it out of her. Sometimes she likes to just sit on the couch and watch TV while she breastfeeds me.

At first I hated this but I'm actually starting to love it all.
Im even starting to take control of the situation and initiate a lot of the stuff we do.

I take my kids weed and smoke it

About 6 months ago my daughter took me out to the bar to celebrate my 60th birthday. We had dinner and was enjoying some drinks when one of her childhood friends came in and she invited her to join us. Erica was a very attractive woman in her mid 30's and has an amazing set of tits on her. My daughter suggested we all leave and go back to my house to smoke some weed. Erica said she hasn't smoked for years that her husband didn't like her doing it but agreed to go with us.

The girls stayed up talking and smoking while I went to bed. My daughter had to drive back home the next day and I had the house all to myself again.... Later in the evening I heard a knock on my door and it was Erica and she asked if Kathy was home.. I told her she had left but could come in if she would like...She walked and I offered her a drink and asked if she had fun the night before. She said yes and asked if I had any more weed... We started smoking and talking and she said she really missed getting high...I told her she could come over anytime and it would be our little secret...She laughed and thanked me.

In a couple days she came back over and we got high again. She started asking me why I never got married again after my wife passing away 10 years prior and I just said I haven't found the right person yet. She continued saying it must be hard living alone for all these years and I said it was but I survive. She starts talking about her marriage saying her husband hasn't touched her for months. I told I couldn't believe that and that it's been since my wife passed since I've been with a woman. She thanked me for the weed and talking with her and I told her to come back over anytime.

A week went by and she showed up again wanting to get high. We smoked and was talking when I felt her hand on my leg, It startled me at first but I didn't mind. She said she had been thinking about me being alone for all these years and wondered if there was anything she could do for me. I didn't what so say but just that I was okay.... She looked at me saying she wanted to thank me for talking with her and getting her high and her hand moved to my cock!!! She started opening my pants saying I bet you miss this and pulls my cock out...I taken by surprise but its been so long since a woman touched my cock I didn't stop her. She stroked me and soon had her mouth wrapped around my cock making me cum in no time!!!

A month went by and she showed up again wanting to get high and again sucking my cock. But this time I started touching her and taking her top off to see her gorgeous tits!! She finished me again got dressed and left.

Another two weeks went by till she returned but this time I wanted more!! I started touching her getting her tits out again and putting my hand down her pants feeling her moist pussy. She had my cock in her hand as I opened her pants and she pushed them to the floor. I fingered her as she stroked my cock and soon had my face between her legs tasting her juices while she sucked me off again!!!

Being 60 my cock doesn't last as long as it used to but the next time she showed up I wasn't to waste time.... She walked in and I just started undressing her and licking her pussy...After she cum on my face a few times I was hard and I just stuck my cock inside her. It felt amazing being inside a womans pussy again and I shot my load inside her....We sat naked together and smoked and she said she didn't mean for this to go that far that she just wanted to help me out a little. I apologized and said I couldn't myself and just wanted to fuck her.

I haven't seen her now for over a month but hope she comes back over someday

So...
I smoke a lot of pot, and my family doesn't know.

Really really dank weed goes into my system all the time.

I get decent grades in the college that I am going to, and when I use marijuana every few days or so it seems to help my concentration(ADD).

Why is marijuana so demonized in the modern eye? It helps me with my learning disability when used responsibly... I couldn't say they same for Alcohol.

My scumbag ex weed dealer/sort of friend wants to fight me. Why? Cause the scumbag had been selling me crap weed for months, so i decided not to buy any. Now this prick wants to fight me cause he is insulted. So help me Jupiter Optimus Maximus, the last thing i want to do is get into a scrap with a guy over crap weed.

Sometimes I'm too lazy to smoke weed.

I'm supposed to be packing a bowl right now but instead I'm just browsing the internet and looking at porn.

ok this is not even close to sexual, in fact it's disgusting. but i figured if i was gonna share it, it would be on motherless....

about a week ago i got the biggest fucking hemmoroid i've ever had. i could barely walk or move, it was fucking painful and embarrassing. yesterday walking home, it popped. DUDE..... it was a river of puss down my leg for 30 seconds. luckily i wasn't too far from home, but the smell was one of the most septic, nasty smells i've ever smelled.

additionally, it was one of the most relieving and amazing feelings ever. i came home, took a shower (threw out my boxers) smoked a bunch of weed, and relished in my victory. i'm keeping my butthole a lot cleaner from now on.

there you go.

Ok so i have to confess i love living in southern California this time of the year its 80* today and girls are already wearing short skirts. N E ways i was sitting in traffic on my way to the hardware store and look over to the car next to me and there is a hot little Mexican chik in a short skirt with big tits and im looking then i remember i had some mardi-gra beads still in my truck from fat Tuesday. so i dig them out of my console and show them to her and she flashed me. this isnt the firt time ive been flashed on the freeway but she was smoking weed and did it like it was nothing so i told her to pull over and she got over in-front of me and moved her way over so i fallowed like any man would and when we stopped i grabbed my phone and waled up with the beads and handed them to her and asked if i could see them angain and take a pic ans popped them out. I am pretty happy i needed to go get that tool for work. thanks boss. i did not ask name of number because im married but did ask to touch and she said no.

Nothing is better than smoking weed while getting my stinky pink pig cunt licked 🐷 👅 .. who wants a taste??

Im irish, layin up smokin some weed and my cock is throbbing in a tight black cock ring.  Company welcome😋😋

i fucked my engaged, double my age weed guy again the other night

i wish i could say i feel bad about it, but i don’t. if your pussy can’t compete with a soaking wet 22 year old begging for a load down her throat that sounds like a you problem ngl lol

I have not smoked any weed sense I moved to Olympia WA abotu 3 years ago. Now I kind of to get a 40 sack not to get back into smoking all the time just a one time thing. But I don't know where to find any around here Can any of you help?

Doe's LIFE become better sitting on your laurels or can it flourish with being a seed for others to view? Be Green cuz those weeds are many.

I'm almost positive my aunt is thinking about what it would be like if her and I slept together I know I have sinvmce that day long ago when she suggested or insinuated that her and I could help eachother out in a sexual way to get the release we both needed.ever since then I've just hoped wished and wondered if she felt the way I did that day. So today is the next step I think. She needs a house so I looked for houses . I've got weed for her and she's in a relationship that isn't going well he's being unfaithful and she's ready to leave. What can I do to further help her decide to let me pleasure her??

I went to this girl's house last night to sell her a sack of weed. She was 20 bucks short, so I said she could toss me off and we'd call it even. She was a little drunk, so the handjob quickly turned into a blowjob/titty fuck. I nutted down her throat and went happily on my way. But this morning I find out her stalker ex-boyfriend was lurking around in the back yard watching the whole thing through the crack in the blinds; apparently right after I left he busted in and beat the shit out of her. Now he's in jail and I might have to go testify about getting my dick sucked in a court of law. How awesome is that.

yo i'm looking to buy a 20 sack of good weed. who got le hookup? i dont mind driving out.

Yearbook pic of a girl I went to highschool with who's brother was extremely open about fooling around (mostl mutual fapping and oral but a few actual fucks) with her when they'd been drinking or smoking weed. He thought the fact that they were both adopted made it OK. Most people didn't seem to think it made a difference... I didn't care because she was damn cute and I'd fooled around with my own full-blooded sister.

Buying a Bag of Marijuana

I knew a guy who sold weed. So one time i gave him money and he gave a bag with weed in it.

That was 37 years ago. That was when i was 18.

I went 37 years without buying weed. Not even in amsterdam. Someone else always had it.

But now i am 55. I have a marijuana card. And i've bought 3 big bags in the past month.

Times, they are a changing.

Me fucking my 18yo neighbors daughter. She said she wanted weed but her eyes told me it was more. Didnt take me long to get her in bed doing whatever i wished.

such a good little slut, love to have her so close.

Hello, motherless. I got a confession to make. I have been fucking my cousins wife ever since before they were married. They now have kids and i fucked here even while pregnant. She is a total whore for my cock. I make her take her weeding ring off and tell me how much better my dick is than her husbands everytime we fuck she must cum 3-4x's easily and then she lets me cum all over he face. I know its wrong but i dont think i can stop fucking this slut

Would like to request my weed back from the nice officer who pulled me over last night but did not arrest me. My girlfriend sucked him off in his car while I waited. I did not know what she did until she told me. She said it was better than her dad finding out. I just want my weed back!

I confess that recently, I've fallen back for my ex, Reese (not real name... for now ;P). Excuse the crap first picture, I wanted to post a picture I'm certain can't be reverse-searched before I posted her saucier pics. We got together when I noticed her at work, talked to her, realized the guy she was with was an asshole, and convinced her to leave him for me. What happened next was a mad flurry of amazing sex, smoking fancy weed and genuinely enjoying life. I broke up with her (like a fucking moron) when she saw some FB messages of me joke-flirting with another girl at work. I have always been a faithful monogomist in life and never would have cheated, but I was afraid there was no way she'd ever forgive me :/ So she goes back to her ex and they move in together. I monitored her tumblr ever since, regretting my decision, but finding other women to continue life with. I'm almost a year into a committed relationship. One day, by accident, she tagged a SECOND blog to her first one. The new blog has pics of her posing nude, including a couple with her tiny-dicked bf. Because we were never honest, I never knew she liked showing off her body, never knew she was a little bi-curious and that fmf threesomes were a possibility, never knew that she'd understand that flirting was flirting, and as long as I loved her and was stable for her, things like that didn't matter. But I know now :) And so does she. She's still (understandably) iffy about the entire thing, but we think we are going to try again, this time more openly. Until then, though, we're going to attempt a fwb situation, possibly even doing cam shows to earn some extra cash. I started this entire account to document the situation after discovering the confession board. I love this site :) However, since her and I are BOTH currently in relationships that we're too afraid to lose, I can't risk us getting caught. Add to the drama. DUM DUM DUMMMMM. lol. So anything reposted from her blog will be filtered enough to stop reverse-searching, but I WILL eventually be posting original content we generate ourselves if there's enough interest. So, upvote if you want more :)

I don't know what turns me on more, the weed or the vagina.

maybe if the ignore member option worked i could actually save 5 hours of
weeding through ASD44-45 crap and enjoy this site.

I confess my knowledge of weed is sub par. I mean, I know jack shit. Really. I've been pretty lucky in that I've only had to buy it myself three times in my whole life. I've got an awfully lovely group of...male friends who don't mind sharing with (usually) nothing in return. They're the best.

Unfortunately, that leaves me not knowing shit. For example: I purchased a bit back in mid-June. I've smoked about half of what I bought between then and now.

I'm planning on making some banana bread this week, and it occurred to me that this would be delicious with a little extra green in it.

I'm wondering, though, does weed get stale? It's been a sealed ziploc bag inside a closed container for all but a few minutes while packing bowls.

If it does goes stale, is it likely that it's bad by now? How can I tell?

Teach me, please.

I just discovered the incredible feeling of shrooms, weed, and jerking off. Holy shit is it amazing.

i have a confession.

the passed few weeks have been hard on me, i will spare you the details and just say this to start:

i am conflicted in myself, it seems im waiting on something to make me snap, just so i can beat the fuck out of something then break down and cry.

i am a male, about 25 years old.

the love of my life, just so happens to be single again, and i come down with this "psychotic episode".

i've placed myself into the sidelines, just to make sure i knew that i SHOULDNT try. i love her, in no way would i purposefully hurt her.

but as i was saying, i am conflicted and on the verge of "fuck it".
But, she helps me. she is what i need for a calming effect.
i see her, i see a future, OUR future.
when i am with her, there is no thought of "when will i get my next toke of weed".
she IS my toke of weed, she is my blue dream, she is my candy kush.

but i sideline myself, and all i can chant to myself is "best i can do, is help her along and keep her happy, because all i can do, is enjoy her company"

i want her to find someone that wants to make her happy, the last guy didnt work out to well.

where was i going with this?

i forgot, but short story into a sentence:

i love her, i cant be with her because im too fucked in the head, but she still calms me while we're together, even while she doesnt do anything other than sit there.

she is, all in all, a beautiful woman and worth the world, and i just hope she can find someone that sees her, the way i do.

My wife has 36DDs naturally, is size 5. She loves anal sex and I fuck her in every hole every time. She's into anything I want, she's also bi and has made me girl/girl porn with her teenage stripper friend. She's also actively searching out female friends for threesomes. She smokes weed, cooks southern food, is a former gold medal gymnast, and she was a trained sniper.

Maybe not a confession as much as bragging. I win, internet.

ps. she's currently making me a sandwich.

I've been posting ads on Craigslist off and on for quite a while. I've met a few ladies and once I've weeded out the fakes I've had some pretty good luck. Recently I've come across another young lady who has shown interest in meeting. I'm 'generous' so that may make things easier for the ladies to meet this dirty old man. The latest is 23 years old, she sent me her number, so with a little amateur detective work I've ben able to find her FB page, where she works and she's already told me where to pick her up, so I have a good idea of where she lives. For some reason I'm a bit nervous about meeting this girl, really no reason, she seems as normal as possible for someone who would answer an ad. I'm looking for input from guys or/and girls who have participated in CL ads. What drives girl to answer an ad, other than money of course, but I do find it difficult to believe a young woman would give it up for a few bucks, or is it possible that they really enjoy giving head that much.

i confess that i'm smoking weed and stroking my chubby pussy
i wish i had someone to show~