I'm sick and tired of politics, group therapy, and natural disasters. Everyone needs to look after their own dirty laundry and leave the intersections free of jay walkers.

Out for a bulge walk in the park. Drop your girls below to keep me chubbed up for all these slutty Sunday walkers.

I was leaving my apartment and I seen the older woman with a walker and she asked me to pick up this package and put it on her walker. I did of course but I noticed she still had all brow. Straight hair. Idk if she lived here or was apart of some buisness downstairs but I hope she lives here. It'd be amazing if she just lived alone here and could use some company. Bet she hasn't been fucked in a while, would love to live next to a 60+ woman who needs a young man to shoot his warm load inside her over and over

I finally did it...

Parked by the Downs today in Bristol (big open fields that are popular with tourists and runners). Got a fat semi on and played with my dick as female runners and walkers passed by my car and looked in.

I got one that had a good look eventually, others may have but I was nervous and kept covering. She was a brunette milf/cougar type with nice tits and in reasonable shape. The thought that she saw my dick though is great. Trying to find similar vids on here to fapp too. Would record at some point once I know iCloud won't sync to every single device I have and give the game away to gf.

Need to do a few more times and then try and escalate to talking to them (ask for some directions etc etc) and wank-off in front of them.

Thoughts from like-minded people?

The most aroused I’ve ever been was last year in South Africa for work. On my last night colleague drove me through a red light district. We passed all these street walkers. I got such a hard on. You could almost smell the STDs off them. I still masturbate thinking of them. I regret so much that it was my last night. I’m going back in September. 

Walker, MI - finger fuck, no reciprocation.
Looking for a guy to make me cum and stretch my pussy in public or at your place. I don't want to reciprocate. White guys only please.

I'm white, pretty, chubby, and ready to spread my legs. Provide some details with what you're into and I'll message if I'm interested.

Porn stars just turned 18? Where are the little lupes/tiffany walkers/shy angelas of 2014?

I guess this is a confession and a question. My confession is I love and often look forward to using cocaine, and after 1st hit I become a different person. I get this urge to see beautiful transgenders, either on porn sites or street walkers. It baffles me, only when I’m high. 
Has  anyone else ever experienced this?

After 22 years of marriage, last night on my 42nd birthday my wife watched me suck cock and swallow cum for the first time. We had talked about it because she thought it would be hot. Unfortunately she didn't enjoy it as much as I thought she would nor was it our son's cock she had in mind. She's always roll playing with me. 'Come fuck mommy's pussy' 'Do you like how mommy's pussy tastes?' It's a double standard if you ask me. Well guess what.... the next time she's sucking my cock and I cum down her throat I'm going to tell her it took Brooke nearly six months before she'd let me cum in her mouth. Granted the only boy she'd ever been with to that point was Walker.
Anyway...I tried. Maybe our son wasn't the first person she needed to see cum in my mouth. Sorry Walker... Tell your sister to hush for a bit, I know how she likes to run her mouth. Ha, I guess we both do. Should have named her River instead of Brooke.

I confess, I am fucking fed up with poor people, hillbillies, rednecks, U.S. Southerners and cripples who don't get their fucking wheelchairs and walkers out of my way when I'm in a hurry.

We need to summon the will and courage to permanently prevent these "people" from breeding. The world does not need any more promiscuous, confederate flag-waving, gun-toting, Trump-voting, trailer-dwelling, moonshine-swilling, opossum-eating, nigger-hating, KKK-loving, Wal-Mart-shopping, illiterate, uneducated, war-mongering, Southern fried fucktwats. We have entirely too many already.

Fuck you if you disagree.

WHATS YOUR WORLD CUP 2014 SQUAD PREDICTION?

With the group we have we should get there easy (Montenegro, Poland, Ukraine, Moldova and San Marino)

Based on the player currently in the frame, i would play 4-2-3-1 (Obvious this is subject to change in the next two years)
GK-Hart (Ruddy,Butland)
RB-Walker (Richards/Clyne)
CB-Smalling,Jones (Shawcross,Caulker)
LB-Baines (Gibbs/Rose/Bertrand)
CM/CDM-Wilshere,Rodwell (Cleverley,Barkley)
RAM/RW-Oxlade-Chamberlain (Zaha/walcott/Dyer)
CAM/CF-Rooney
LAM/LW-Young (Johnson/Jarvis/Sinclair)
ST-Welbeck (Sturridge,Wickham)

If i am honest i don't see Hodgson changing from a 4-4-2 to a 4-2-3-1 or any other formation really, i don't even think he will bring in as much as i have stated, but i think we need to do a six year plan to try win the 2018 world cup, to do this think we need to set targets to the players to just get out the group in 2014, semi finals in 2016 and win in 2018. Maybe this is to ambitious and i guess that why Roy's England's manger and not me.

I know a street walker in Brooklyn who is HIV positive. We do coke together. I laugh my ass off when she tells me that shes had unprotected sex with guys! She insists on anal aswell so that she is sure to give guys HIV.

A while back I saw a video a japanese guys going up to random gild on the streets, grabbing there tits and ass then running away. I thought to myself wow that's hot I gotta do that one day. Well yesterday was that day.
I went down to my local park just before dark waiting for the joggers/walkers to pass by right after it got dark. The first one I saw there was with a guy riding his bike about 200u feet behind her so I didn't bother with her. I waited another 10 minutes or so for a mother girl to run ny alone.
I quietly ran up behind her, wripped her top down, squeezed those fifties nice and hard, and ran to my car. It was such a fucking rush knowing if I got caught I would b in serious trouble but I kinda wanna do it again

Street walker let me cum inside her for $80, I gave her a $50 tip. Told her I wanted her as a regular because I liked her fat pussy. She said she'll be on the same strip the rest of the week and to hit her up in a few days, I told her I'd probably come back tomorrow and she let me take he pic after she got out of my car without any clothing on. My goal: get her pregnant and have her move into my apartment.

Your message...Lea Walker

Mine was when I was in the military. I was stationed overseas and went on a recreation center sponsored tour. Since I was alone recovering from a breakup with a girlfriend, I was assigned a roommate in the hotel we stayed. He was a 60 something Red Cross psychologist and I was 22.

That evening in the room, I didn't really feel like talking, but he did. He offered me a glass of Johnny Walker Black and soon was paying me really nice compliments on my looks, my physique, and even my voice. I had played around with guys in school, but that went no further than jerking off together. However, I found myself becoming aroused when talking to him. He wanted to go down to the bar, but I declined. As he got over to leave, he walked over the the bed I was lying on and grabbed the toes of my bare right foot, squeezed them, and said he'd be back soon. As soon as he had touched my foot, I knew we'd have sex that evening.
He came back a few hours later, and I had the lights out and was in bed undressed except for my shorts. He undressed and climbed into his, and started talking again. After a few minutes, he asked he could get into my bed. My whole body tingled in anticipation, as I told him "yes." I had my back to him as we continued to chat, and he soon moved into a "spoon" position with me. "Do you mind if I touch you," he asked. "No," I replied, and he soon had his hand down the front of my shorts playing with my cock. It was almost like electricity moving through my body, and I was hard instantly. Soon, he had my shorts off, and I was kneeling naked on the bed with him working lube and fingers in my butthole. It burned a little, but I was completely aroused. I was in heaven, I thought. He turned me over and slowly slipped his bare cock in me, all the time asking if it felt ok, checking to see if it hurt. (This was back before I knew to use condoms when being fucked) It didn't. It was wonderful. When he was in and I began to fully relax, he put my feet over his shoulders and began a steady rhythm. It sounds strange, but as soon as I saw my bare feet over my head on a man's shoulders, I truly realized I was having sex with a man. It was incredibly erotic. He wasn't especially handsome, nor did he have a great body, but I didn't care. I felt his balls slap my ass as we fucked, our naked bodies rubbing, saw his face as he enjoyed our sex, the trivial stuff like looks didn't matter. I was moaning and making so much noise, he warned me to be a little quieter or someone might hear. (Gay sex would get you kicked out of the military back then.) Then when he came, his body tensed and he grunted as he pushed his cock in as deep as he could. I loved the sight and the sounds as he orgasmed inside of me. He collapsed on top of me and we hugged and held each other for a while. Later, he gave me a full blow job and I came in his mouth, another first for me.

The next morning I had mixed feelings. When he watched me walk naked to the shower, I felt very sexy, but also embarrassed that I had had sex with a man. It was still something I did not accept, and something that could have gotten me discharged at the time. We never fucked again, but I always remember him and that first time.

I confess that I voted for Scott Walker in 2010 and I will vote for him again today! Fuck you Tom Barrett! And THANK YOU Scott Walker!

I got bit by a walker. Now I don't what to do :(

Once, I fought Batman.

I am a night walker by day, and a damn good one. I am a hermaphroditic crack whore with a penchant for mugging my johns the minute they pay up and then stuffing their greasy heads between my thighs and telling them to swallow like a good boy. I run a criminal syndicate of psychotic whores and pimps who terrorise the streets of Gotham and and flood the Narrows with a certain opiate found from a flower found only on the slopes of a mountain in Anatolia.

Life was good.... until the Caped Crusader pounced.

I was roaming the streets with my 2-I-C, and she was telling me of the hijinks her crew had junked the night before. Suddenly, she went KAPOW! and SHAZAAM! and flew across the street. I turned around, and there was a man in a cape and mask.

"End of the line, you Hermaphroditic Huckster!" He cried.

"Oh, you wouldn't hit a woman, would you, Batman!" I simpered, whilst fumbling behind my back for the emergency 2x4 I always keep in my brassiere.

"Your Faux-Feminine Felonies will be the death of you, Androgynous Andy (for that was my alias at the time)!"

SPLAATTTT!!!!! OOMPHH!!!!

I staggered back from that two-punch combo before I put up my dukes and engaged in a fierce battle of fisticuffs and wits. I hit him in the groin with my 2x4.

OUCH!!!!!

He hit me in my boobs with his batgloves.

BOINGG!!!!!

I kicked him with a reserve crane with triple backflip.

CLATTER!!!!!

But Batman is a veteran of a thousand street brawls, and ended up besting me. He hauled me into Arkham Asylum where I spent a good ten months in a cell with the Joker and the Penguin. We started a book club and had cups of tea with Tuesday with the warden.