Unfortunately broke up with my gf today... would have been 3 years tomorrow  feeling lonely I wake up for work in 5 hours but I can't sleep... anybody want to keep me company or rise my spirits on here or in my dms that would be helpful :) my kink is (straight) anal and girls that do anything to please their man .... thanks again motherless love you all

Can you believe I had to wake up alone like this?  

When I was 20 I got drunk at a party. Older lady was hitting on me all night(she was 44), so we went out back of the building and I give her some dong. And went back inside and had a couple more drinks with my buddy. He was not feeling good so went to crash in his car and I said I would wake him before I left. So I hung with his #girlfriend who happened to be the daughter of the mom I just humped. She wanted to leave so I said I would take her home, I just left my buddy sleeping. After we got to her house we somehow ended up naked and I did her too. I'm proud of that night. Only way it could have been better was if the mom and daughter were at the same time.

Time to wake up my wife, so we can have some fun

Anyone wanna play that don't charge and just wants to smoke some wake up and fuck a nice big cock. Any chick who wants fucked good and smoked up in cedar rapids Iowa area hit me up 

Recently divorced from the evil wife and back at mommas now, Im quite the bar guy and keep waking up with my mom in her bed, so I left a couple times at first but I started to cuddle up to her for  the first few times I just didn't even realise then I started to cup her breasts so she took my hand down a couple times now im pushing my luck under her top well last night was the first time I really wanted to touch her nipples and i did she said nothing about 3in the morning I woke and she wasn't there i she came in from downstairs completely naked from obviously going out....I just felt her hairy pussy and she jerked me off

Waking up boys

I lost count of how many times we fucked at work .me and her. ..some time she would grab my dick .in the middle of the hallway. .when did that I had to repay the favor so I would squeeze her ass ..start to kiss her..we would fuck on our break in one of the Rooms....this one time ..she was with her sister at the time .and she was working ..so we ended up staying in the hotel..in one of the Room I could get. .her sister was with us .thank God there was 2 beds..she slept in one and her and me in the other...time goes by and it's time for bed ..we fall asleep ..I wake like at 3 or 4 am ..and them both still slepping. .I grab my lil slut .and start to kiss her ..cheeks. neck shoulder. ..and again...till I kiss her lips..she latched on my mouth lil the slut that she is ...I start to kiss her ..all the while my other hand Is working her pajama and panties. ..I get her ass out and grab and squeeze it ..moving to her pussy. .no surprise that she was already wet ..she just gave me a lil kiss..and bit my neck ..I get love that shit..I get finger her until my hand get tired. .and turn her over on her side.and she sees her sister .and remembers.shes there..she doesn't stop me ..I slowly drive my dick head in her pussy. .and I hear her moan and lil a she stops ..I keep going and all she does is grab my neck and pull my hair..I began to pound her tight pussy.so much the bed started to rock and make noise I just heard her say. ...shhhh....but I kept going.. I finally uncovered us and I she her amazing body..pajamas. .half way down to her knees...and tits all hanging out of her tank top...and my dick in her pussy. .she grabs me so stop I take my dick out and start to play with her ass..with the tip of my head..and I start to split her tight hole ...she just grab on to me and I push her self onto my dick ..I fucked her slowly this time ..she was dripping wet and loving it..so much so she turned over and started to ride .me ..so good .I came . And I exploded in her womb ...we made so much noise..come to find out later from her sister that she saw the whole things.she smiled and said can't wait for my turn to get fucked like amanda. .she passed by and grabbed my dick and kissed me..I slid my hand on her ass as squeezed her cheeks apart so much so I could feel her wet pussy just ozzing ..

Yesterday I had a bunch of kinky friends over for a small party. A few people brought some new friends along that were just starting to get into kink. My buddy brought his GF and this other sexy girl along with him.

After talking to this girl I picked up that she was a tranny. I keep flirting with her because a love a sexy tranny that can trick you...
She was really shy but kept talking to me and kept opening up more and more. As people started to leave I told her that if she wanted to stay I could get her home in the morning.

She agreed and I took her into my room. She was still very nervous but I told her to strip for me and get on the bed. She did as she was told and I ordered her to start stroking her cock as I lubed up mine. Just as she got hard I made her stop and slid my lubed up cock in her ass. She started to cum from me fucking her ass and I dumped a huge load in her.

She kept waking me up all night begging me to use her again. Sometimes I would just have her suck me off and sometimes I would fuck her...

In the morning she started to get dressed and I stopped her. I asked if she would like to get together again soon and she said yes. I smiled and pulled out a chastity cage and locked her cock in it. I told her that she was not allowed to cum until she gets her sexy ass back over here.

She finishd getting dressed and I took her home...

Continue the story.

Nigger Bitches for Breeding

Dr_Albo 180

I confess that I have recently been having sex dreams involving my sister. I am not a kid, nor is my sister. I've always thought she was very attractive, but we are both married. Have been for about twenty years. Anyway, last night, early this morning I was having another sex dream involving her. In all my previous dreams, just before I was about to enter her, I would wake up. This morning, my dream kept going and at the point where I started having sex with her, I had an intense ejaculation that woke me up. I was so aroused, I used the load I had just blown as lubricant and masturbated myself to another intense ejaculation while fantasizing I was fucking her. Now I really do want to have sex with her.

I confess that im tired of all this propaganda about the world ending, everyday some prick comes up with another story saying it will end on this date and it never does!
I just want to wake up look out my bedroom window to see pure chaos and destruction and shout out loud
HOW DOES IT FEEL YOU BASTARDS, HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL, YOU HAD THIS ONE COMING, AND NOW YOUR PERFECT HUMAN SYSTEM OF A WORLD IS NO MORE, NO MORE TECHNOLOGY NO MORE GOVERNMENT AND MOST OF ALL NO MORE ACTING LIKE FUCKING ROBOTS, WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD WELCOME TO REAL FREEDOM LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL (evil laugh which goes on for about 5mins)
Someone out there please do something FFS!

Hi,
I would love to confess. I love to jerk off
My daily routine is Wake up, watch porn 
Than go for exercise.
After coming back take shower and jerkoff.
Have breakfast and start office work.
Post lunch I start to get horny so I watch porn, go on fligster,cum tribute,jerkoff, sexting or many other naughty things. 
After that work again and go for walk.
After coming back I might jerk off or go to bed.

Would like to share yours .

With all of the talk of drones and UAP, I'm prompted to write what happened to me on a lonely road a few years back.
I was driving, it was during the day and I saw something in the middle of the road just kind of hovering there. So of course I slowed my car down and stopped probably 100ft or more from this silverish saucer shaped craft. My car started acting strange and sputtered out, and with a brilliant flash of light there were these two beautiful blonde women standing in front of my car, seemingly caressing each other. They looked right at me, I felt nervous but also amazed at how gorgeous they were. I picked up my phone and snapped a picture - and that's all I remember. I have 4 hours of missing time - but I also have very erotic dreams of these two women which feel very real.
In the dream I'm on some kind of metal table, their hands glide over my body and I try to move but I can't. I can see and feel that I'm naked, and these two insanely beautiful women are smiling at me and softly caressing my skin. They lower some kind of device from the ceiling onto my privates - it's like a vacuum cleaner or something - but it instantly made me ejaculate in massive amounts. I came so hard it hurt - and I kept cumming, over and over. I was drained completely. They pulled the mechanism off of my cock, and one of them got a type of glass tube and collected the dribbling cum from the head of my dick.
I tried to speak to them, but I couldn't. In my own voice, in my head I heard "You're ok, relax," and I saw pictures of them kissing in my head too. So I kind of made the connection that they were a couple, that they were together - perhaps wives.
I laughed to myself, "lesbians in space abducting me..."
Then I got an image in my head of all three of us having an orgy, "we're not lesbians, we love all genders."
I got the impression from them that they could fuck me, but they wouldn't get pregnant from me if I came in them because my sperm somehow has to be "treated" in a certain way, but also that they were going to "treat" my sperm so both of them could have babies.
Then I wake up - it's a re-occurring dream. Sometimes it's a little different - but mostly it's the same dream. In a lot of ways I wish they would have taken me with them... because I'd rather be traveling the stars with two sexy babes than living on this shithole of a planet. I think their concern is that my emotional state probably couldn't handle it - especially since they're more mature as a species. And I know I'm making assumptions but it's like a 'knowing' - like I've been told this.
Anyway - it's just a story. Peace.

I wake up in the morning

I can't sleep at night I keep waking up.. yes I know myMaster got all the tools to break me.. but I keep wondering is that what he craves more than having me do kinky things for Him.. tomorrow is festival thing and I.. yes You broke meDevil and i am in hell worried more than mad or something like that.. keep feeling my hair one you like me to grow.. caressing my shoulders and I keep begging and praying that that wasn't all.. that I'II know regardless is everything okay.. and that regardless of everything my Master will allow me to have that rule and I keep on hoping that it was You commenting one of my posts.. Devil you know i fell on my knees and fell in love with my Master don't punish me for that regardless of how it is.. just ease my mind.. yes You make me cry and suffer wasn't that always what Devil liked.. don't refuse my desire to please even if it's fucked up.. don't take away my begging.. it feels like ages.. let me keep the rule. Regardless that You have me for eternity because You do, broken or not my Master have me.. let me keep the rule.. can't be I earned nothing.. i miss dont You just a bit? And yes You broke Your toy just because You can.. i am fucked up with You and for some reason staying there with my Master.. i fucked them and not just that just because i was begging for Your attention. will You be that cruel.. I just want to hear You are okay at end of the day.. I can't sleep or think or... my Master liked when I cried while having an orgasm when He was away.. Devil I only beg for a bit of my air please stop torturing me..
I know Devil likes my tears but Your slave just begs for Your attention a bit of it Master.. it feels so horrible will You have mercy on me?
please my Lord fix Your doll

Love waking up early, making coffee and letting everyone in the house sleep late

Anyone have a link about the guy who used to sleep in late, & his mom would sit on his face to wake him up?

I'm just wondering how that turned out. Did she slap the shit outta him or what??

I picked up a girl much shorter and smaller than me(she's 25 5' and abt 130, I'm 31 5'7" and 200) the other night and while driving around drinking she started rubbing on my cock and told me we had two options.

She said I could take her back home (she lives with her mom) or take her back to my place. Well, with her hand on my cock the only thing I could say was to go back to my place.

We make it back to my place and we have a lot more to drink and finish off a fifth of vodka. Then things started to get hot and heavy and I fuck her tight little pussy, but I'm too drunk and can't cum.

So, the next morning I wake her up by rubbing her pussy from behind and then she comes to horny as hell. I took her missionary, doggy style, and cowgirl fcuking her tight little pussy (the tightest I've ever had). I told her she was tight and she tried to apologize, but I told her it felt good and worked my cock deep in her pussy until I exploded. Then, we took a shower together and I started to get ready for work.

She was all hot and bothered and hell bent on distracting me from work and started rubbing me until I had to drop my pants as I fingered her. She took me deep into her mouth then and gave me the most amazing blow-job that had me cumming in only two to three minutes (I've had a girl suck me for hours that couldn't do that). I told her I was cumming and tried to push her head back, but she grabbed my ass and sucked all my cum into her mouth and swallowed then sighed and rolled over into the pillow. I got dressed and went to work.

When I got home she was still in my bed. She had been drinking, but was groggy and still alert. We went to the living room and sat on the couch and rubbed each other until I couldn't take it anymore and wanted to taste her. I got on the floor in front of the couch and pulled her to me and begin to eat her pussy. I got really into it and as she started to cum she tried to push me away with her feet and hands, but I hooked my arms behind her thighs pulled her in close and rode her orgasm out.

We sat on the couch cuddling for a while and rubbing each other and doing shots. I told her she had a sexy tight little body and beautiful ass that I would love to lick. She gave me a sly grin and wiggled her eyebrows at me seductively and said 'We'll see.'

By this point she is really drunk and stumbles to her feet and grabs my now soft cock and pulls me to my feet. She guides me by the cock into my bedroom where she collapses on the bed face first. I bury my face deep in her ass and lick her pussy from behind and slowly work my tongue from her pussy to her ass. By now she is breathing deeply and I can't tell if she is enjoying it or if she's out.

So, I quit worrying about her pussy and start to lick just her asshole. At first I was careful and slow in case she didn't like it or woke up. But, the more I tongued her ass the more I wanted it and so I started to gently press first my pinky and then eventually my thumb against her brown eye. She would whimper and wriggle a bit, but never said a word.

It was more than I could bear so I spread her ass open as far as I could and pressed my forefinger to her hole. It was tight at first, but I kept licking my finger the way a girl would a cock and pressing it against her ass until it gave.

When my finger first entered her ass she bucked slightly, moaned loudly, and then lay completely still. So, I pulled my finger out and pushed against her hole again. This time it gave way much quicker and I could almost feel her ass try to suck in the tip of my finger.

I pulled my finger out again and set to vigorously licking her ass and pushing my tongue inside of her hole. She would moan and wriggle and then lie still again. So, I sat there staring at her asshole as I spread her cheeks and said how tight her ass was and how much it turned me on.

She didn't say anything so I stuck my finger just inside again and she moaned so I pushed a little deeper, up to the second knuckle this time. She lay still again so I pulled my finger all the way out and then stuck it in all the way as far as it would go. It felt so good that I started to finger fuck her ass, sticking my finger as far as it would go each time and then I worked a second finger in.

She was moaning loudly at this point and my cock was too hard to ignore so I stood up and pressed the tip against her hole. Just then she moaned and rocked back and the head of my dick slipped inside. I just stood there for a moment and then pulled out and pushed my cock back in. She grunted then and let out a little air fart against my dick that nearly made me cum, so I pushed deeper into her ass. From then on she didn't fart, squirm, or moan as I shoved the full length of my cock into her ass.

I slowly fucked her ass for about ten minutes until I couldn't resist anymore and emptied my balls deep into her ass. I then lay down behind her panting and fingered my cum from out of her ass into her pussy. She moaned and bucked against my hand a couple of times but never said a word.

Then, this morning she gets up goes to the bathroom and comes out rubbing her ass. She grins at me sheepishly and asks what happened. I look her body over and say we got fucked up and fucked. She then collapses on the bed in front of me and wriggles her ass up to my cock and puts it between her cheeks and starts to flex her ass muscles against my cock until I cum all over her ass. She then rolls over, grins, and falls asleep...

Every morning for the past 4 days, I've been waking up with my butthole hurting like hell. My bf swears he's not doing anything, and that I'm just imagining things. What should I do?

who do you wamt to wake up and how?

who do you want to wake up and how?

My wife doesn't know I know she's showed/shared my cock with her sister. Only happened twice and nothing ever happened beyond what I'm saying here, so don't tell me I should have a threesome, or fuck the sister in law, or ask for pictures.

First time - we were staying at her sisters house and my wife and I were in bed. She was awake and I was just waking up and still had my eyes closed but could hear her and her sister talking about breakfast. They stopped talking for a minute and I felt the sheet being pulled down enough I was exposed. They started whispering and I barely heard one of them say something like he's really big.

Second time - Her sister was staying at our house and we have a large blackout shade on our bedroom window. Just after we went to bed my wife said she was getting a glass of water and would be right back. After she got in bed we were talking for a couple minutes and she asked if I wanted a hand job. Felt a hand on my cock but it felt different because my wife is right handed and she was on the left side of the bed, so her hand would have been under my cock with her fingers up. The hand I felt was the opposite with knuckles on top. She asked me how that felt and I told her good keep going, but I was thinking to myself somethings up.
As she "supposedly" stroked my cock she kept asking how it felt and if I was close. I reached down and felt the arm of whomever was rubbing me and I felt the arm coming from my side of the bed not hers. As I touched the arm the person flinched a little not expecting to be touched and I ran my hand up the arm and could tell someone was kneeling by the side of the bed jerking me off. I decided to have a little fun, and told my wife I wanted to feel her boobs. Reached over with my left hand and was feeling her and I reached over with my right hand and started feeling the other woman which now I knew was her sister because I could feel a necklace around her neck and my wife doesn't wear jewelry to bed.
I felt her sisters breasts for a few minutes and started playing with her nipples and suddenly I felt her pull away and then resume, but now I didnt feel her shirt anymore which she had pulled off. Next thing I know I feel a boob in my face and I started sucking it. I decided to see how far I could take this and reached behind her sister and was grabbing and squeezing her ass. For the next couple minutes she let me play with her pussy and ass. I started using my fingers in her and was surprised at how wet she was and even pulled my fingers out and was able to lick them. The whole time my wife is still asking me if I'm close to blowing my load and if she should speed up more. I told her keep going that's a good pace. This whole thing had been going on for maybe 10 minutes and I had to finish, so I told my wife, I'm almost there, dont stop. I felt the hand speed up and just before I was ready I said right now right now, but I wasnt there yet except I felt a mouth replace the hand. At that moment I unloaded in her sisters mouth. Had to be the most satisfying cum load I ever delivered. I felt the mouth gulp a couple times swallowing whatever I had and then move away from the bed. My wife leaned over and said she was going to get a washcloth and would be right back. I heard some fumbling around as she tried to find her way to the bathroom. When she came back with the washcloth and was trying to wipe down my abdomen I was laughing a little and she asked what was funny. I was thinking to myself, there's nothing to clean up because your sister swallowed it all,but instead I just said that was fun we should do that more often. Never happened again and neither of them brought it up.

Want to fuck my 18 Y/O niece but don't want her to know. I slipped her 3 Ambien CR but it took her awhile to fall asleep. Once she fell asleep I tried to get in her panties but every time she moved as if she was going to wake up. Has anyone ever tried ambien on a girl if so did she woke up or remember being eaten out or fucked? She is a small girl about 85lbs and the pills were crushed into powder.

This past Saturday a friend spent the night, we've known each other three years,she is hot, we have never done anything, but I tell her I want to lick her from hole to hole, and how much she turns me on, I even tell her I jack off thinking of her. so she is well aware of my intentions towards her. so anyway she fell asleep on the bed next to me,on her tummy, let me tell you she wears the tightest shorts you can imagine, as I kept looking at her firm round ass,I noticed her legs would open a little bit if she was gently touched, so I blew a bit, then used a bit of the sheet now she was spread open about 8 to 9 inches, I could see her shorts were riding up into her sweet little slit, I was so close to her pussy and her gorgeous ass I couldn't help myself! I bent over putting my nose between her sexy legs I took a deep breath, taking in her womanly scent,I was in heaven,the flimsy material clung to her like a second skin! I gently stuck my tongue out and slowly touched the clit area then slowly ran my tongue back to her delectable tight ass hole, I did this slowly so not to wake her.now I'm stroking my cock as I lick .i wanted so much t rip those tight little shorts off of her sweet, firm ass and shove my cock balls deep into her warm cunt, I didn't instead I felt both her ass cheeks, oh my Gawd,she felt so good, I squeezed , I rubbed I bent down and kissed her all over her hot ass, I worked my tongue under one side of the shorts,her legs moved a little more open as I tasted her young pussy for the first time. I couldn't help it, I had each hand full of her ass cheeks, and my tongue was maybe an inch inside her cunt when she woke, what are you doing she asked clamping her legs closed.I told her everything I had done , told her I was sorry, then asked if I could eat her ass hole and her pussy, ZNo she replied, can I suck your toes she told me,no well /can I cum on you again no,I kept stroking my cock and watched as she fell back to sleep.Again I quietly moved between her open legs,I switched on a reading g light , it shown on her fine ass and the material that was up her slit, again I bent down and breathed in her womanly sc4ent,i must of had my nose between her sexy legs for half an hour,when i hear what are you dong, she tried closing her legs, but couldn't she tried rolling over, but my hands were holding her sweet ass,this time when I bent down I whispered in her ear,as I pulled her shorts to the side and slipped the head of my cock into her wetness, I told her it is just a dream, go back to sleep as I slowly pushed my cock deeper into her.ZNow in as far as I could go. I stopped, and whispered her ear how fantastic her hot, wet cunt felt around my cock, she lifted her ass up to give me better access, which I took and started pounding her pussy! I rode her sweet cunt until my balls blew cum deep inside her,i

i confess.

i had a dream last night. similar to one i had about my big brother involving camping, a tent and him fingerfucking me. hawt!!!!

i think i was maybe 19-20. i was at my parents' house. my mom had gone out on an errand. i was drinking a glass of red wine and sitting with my dad. talk turned to topics somewhat salacious. i can't remember exactly what. i remember feeling turned on...and feeling guilty. kinda looking around to see if anyone was around and heard us. i sort of lean back in my chair and have my legs a little open.

all of a sudden he stands up and in two quick strides he’s standing over me. He pushes my legs further open and shoves his fingers in me and starts finger fucking me roughly. i'm out of my freakin head. i knew i wasn’t supposed to like it. i knew i “should” be objecting—telling him to stop--but i was so fucking turned on. i wanted it. i couldn’t get enough. i wanted more. i was so proud of being my daddy’s little girl. i want him to do it harder and faster. he grabs one of my titties and roughly pulls on it.

then we hear a door open and close. and we both separate quickly. and try to act normal.

i 'wake' up and i start jerking madly to the idea of it all...my pussy starts to ache almost painfully as my pussy is screaming for release. only then do i *actually* really wake as my hand is jerking in mid air. i'd only been dreaming of jerking to it all. this happens again. my pussy aching and screaming for release...only to find my hand is jerking in air above my head.

then. before i fully come awake--in the haze of the dream state--before the committee in my head can put the kabosh on it all...i jerk off madly to thoughts of my dad mercilessly finger-fucking me.

i’m such a good girl ;)

i'm twitching and wet as i type this. gonna jerk off to the idea of my brother doing it to me...

Happy Sunday:)

how would you wake this sleeping slut up?

One way to wake stepmom up 

Stuffed my ass with 2 bananas and almost half a can of whipped cream and holding in a big 6cm plug with my thong. Rubbing myself untill i pass out in bed. Going to look at these when i wake up tomorrow.

I confess I often fantasise about being jumped by a group of men and being gangbanged. Having them fuck all my holes and fill me with cum. Forcing me to take all their cocks and swallow their cum until I can't take any more. Wake up and have their cum oozing out of me. I hope one day this happens to me, 15-20 men should be enough to satisfy me :P

I think I need to wake her up

Ok I can't find this one video been searching few sites but I'm pretty sure I saw it here. It did three sets of girls dancing the first was I beleive two white girls the second was i believe two more and then the third had a bunch of hot ass asian chicks dancing in their underwear at the end few take off their bras. Its by far the hottest video i've seen and if it wasn't for my gf waking up I would have saved it. If you haven't seen it find it. If you have can you reply with the link. Its been a month of not getting off.

Any women wake up horny and want a turn?

I have a naked girl in my bed right now. Spent all night fucking. How should I wake her up?

My sister-in-law has been staying with us for a few weeks she asked me if I would wake her up before I leave for work so she could get up  when walked in she was half naked on top of the bed sleeping. I really wanted to pull her panties down and fuck her right there she makes me so horny !  it's not the first time I've seen her half naked I don't know if she's testing me or just teasing me !?

2 in 1 confession. I saw my mom naked. She didn't know I was upstairs and she walked out of the bathroom after a shower and we ran into each other. She covered her top but not her bottom and she went right back in the bathroom.

That was the first time I saw her fully naked. I've seen her pussy before a couple years back as a teenager. One summer night she fell asleep on the couch and left the TV on. I went to get the remote and there it was fully exposed and on the edge of the couch (she was curled up facing inward and her nightgown rode up). spam-boner. I started rubbing myself and then got a little daring and started rubbing my dick against her pussy lips. I was nervous as hell and hoping the TV was loud enough to drown out my heavy breathing and low enough to not wake her up, of course, simultaneously thinking of a plan B explanation in case she wakes up. I felt myself getting close and rubbed a little faster. The taboo alone was extremely arousing. I felt my first contraction and it shot on her pussy lips. My better judgment compelled me to point my line of fire away. Grabbed some nearby tissues and cleaned up the crime scene before making like a tree.

Wake-up

I confess that trying to blow bubbles with Taffy hurts like hell. All of a sudden my ears popped, kinda felt like my head might explode, and I lost three teeth. Its funny what you'll try when your drunk.

So, whats the stupidest thing you did while under the influence of our trusted friend, Mr Alcohol?

I woke up in a field once, surrounded by cattle. I'm just glad they were all female. Could you imagine waking up with a 1000 pound bull trying to hump your ass......dang!

I confess the following happened to me...

I woke up this past Saturday, all rubbed up next to my girl friend. So, I start to do the grind thing on her ass to wake her up, which I do, and she reaches back and grabs my cock and says "good morning". So I slide my hands down her waist and under her panty line and do the little hook thing with my thumb to get them down. She moans, and we kind of start going at it, in that early morning way,..where you dont want to kiss because of morning breath,.so you lay on your side and fuck from behind while kissing her neck and sliding your hands around her front,..hope this all makes sense, because this is of course where it goes from normal to weird

So we are like 4-5min into it,.and the door opens. Oh shit right?! It's her daughter,. and she wants some cereal. So my girl does,.the "ok,..close the door I'll be right there" line. Her daughter closes the door,...my girl says sorry,..I'm like no worries,..she gets up,..and I lay in bed and turn on the TV. About 10min later, her daughter comes in followed by my girl, and they jump into bed. My girl resuming her postion next to me,..and her daughter towards the end of the bed with a bowl of cereal watching some cartoons. So I have my head propped up by my hand/arm watching towards the end of the bed,..trying to see around big head. Then I felt ,..my Girl Friend's hand grabbing my cock,...I look down at her face and she does the whole "shhhh" look at me. So while her daughter is at the end of the bed,..she is jerking me off under the covers...Every once in a bit her daughter looks back to say something,..and we just give her some canned answer and tell her to turn around and watch her shows. So,..it's taking a bit to get me off because her hand is at a awkward angle but I'm getting close, then her daughter just stands straight up at the end of the bed. She doesn't do anything,..just stands up and continues to watch her shows,...so I'm already feeling like I'm going to hell for this and my girlfriend says "Hey, XXXXX do the bootie bootie dance for XXXXX'. So her daughter pulls up her long shirt she uses as a nighty and does this butt shake dance while watching her show and while she does this my girl starts jacking me off faster. So here I am,..lying in bed having my girl stroking me off,..while I'm watching her daughter shake her ass,....yeah,...

wake up son!

How would I touch someone in there sleep without waking them up?

Texas girlfriend waking up to suck cock and she also falls asleep with it in her mouth

i have to confess. i have an addiction of rubbing my dick on my cousin's feet whenever she sleeps over. i usually wait till she falls asleep so i stay up till around 2am. Then i start to find a way to put my dick on her feet. it's hard when she has socks on but without failure i usually slide them off. then i smell them and jerk a little. i can't help but love the sensation when my dick rubs against her feet. i almost cum instantly. The first couple times i used to cum on her feet as i was basically grinding on them. i remember her once waking up just as i finished cumming and she kept moving her feet and saying something's wet. I played it off like a gangsta. but from that moment i had to stop cumming directly on her feet and just beside her. i usually cum twice every night she sleeps over. i can't help it. when she comes over i get super excited. it's an addiction. any thoughts?

you would fuck her hairy pussy when she wakes up 

I wish everyone could wake up to this

I have this bad habit of masterbating in my sisters room while she sleeps. I learned early on that she was a very heavy sleeper, so I fondle her pussy and tits while she sleeps. I jerk off and sometimes cum under her pillow. There have even been a few times where i'm tempted to ram my dick in her. I've gotten the tip into her pussy, but don't want to go further, for risk of waking her up. One of these days.. One of these days..

This is a 100% genuine account of the relationship that has developed between my aunt (my mother's younger sister) and I over the past 18 months. 

As an outline, I am divorced and 35, she is long term separated and 55 with no kids. 

While going through my divorce, I was living with my mother for a few months until I sorted out my living situation. This ran on and ended up being about 8 months. During this time, my aunt moved in for a couple of months as well while she waited on her house renovation being completed. 

My divorce was not smooth or easy and I had been finding some release through drink and recreation "substances" in powder form(not excessive or debilitating, I have a good job that means I have to be sensible but it does allow for some indulgence).  Judge if you want, it's my choice and I'm able to balance it well. 

My aunt and I have always got on really well. It also helps that she's a very attractive woman and looks about 10 years younger than her true age. Easy going, intelligent and open minded, she has always been a pleasure to be in the company of. 

While both staying at my mother's, I had come in late one night and found her up watching TV and just chilling. My mother works in the care industry and works nights more often than not so we just continued to chat about everything and anything for what seemed like ages. 

I had to excuse myself to go to the toilet at one point (anyone familiar with coke knows the effects) as I was needing to pee as much as I was drinking. While washing my hands and drying them I thought a small bump would be a good idea as the conversation was really going well.

Returning to the living room, we carried on chatting for about 20 seconds and my aunt looks at me, one eyebrow up. "Let me see your face a second..." she reached and pulls my chin towards her and tilts my head back. "Oh really?!!" She says and I realise she's spotted a little bit of powder in my nostril. "Fuck I'm in the shit I said to myself!" She looked at me for what seemed like an hour...."Well??". I started coming out with a lame excuse and she puts her hand up. "Aren't you going to share?" She said. 

As if my heart couldn't race any faster, she confirmed she was serious and went to get a small side plate from the kitchen. I handed her the bag from my pocket and she set herself up with a pair of surprisingly long and fat lines, went in to her purse which was beside her, pulled out a £20 (we are in the UK), rolled it and took a line in each nostril. I was absolutely shocked.

So about 5 minutes later we are both talking out jaws off. It was all flowing so fast and I felt extremely at ease. I was being very open about the stress and my behaviour caused by my divorce. She listened and offered some amazing advice, albeit at 150mph! 

I remember getting a little bit emotional about being so open, not breaking down or crying but I was obviously upset. She moves in and just put her arms round me and gave me an amazing hug and a squeeze. That's when it all kicked off. I can remember she whispered "You're going to be ok, just relax" right beside my ear. I audibly gasped, she pulled back and looked at be and the next thing we are kissing. Hard, fast, intense kissing. 

Being as coked up as we were, our inhibitions had dropped significantly and this was happening. I had no clue where it was going to go as another coke side effect was the total inability to get hard. Despite that, we were both basically naked and after exploring one anothers bodies for what could have been 2 minutes or 2 hours, I was tasting her wet pussy.  

Waking up the next day I had the ultimate fear that I had made a major mistake but we talked and it wasn't awkward at all. 

To cut an already very long story short, we are now in a serious but very secret sexual relationship in which we are yet to find something that's off limits. The taboo nature of it is a major turn on but it has also allowed us to have a very open mind towards so many things. We both love watersports, both ways. Sub/domme spam I end up collared and dressed in whatever way I'm told, choking, pain play, exhibitionism and so much more. We have started to post pictures and video online but we are very careful to keep them as anonymous as possible due to the fact we are closely related.