This girl lived next door to me and was really into me. She would always invite me over to play wither her Xbox360 and her PS3-she always had the latest releases. After a few months I got bored of her always trying to get me to make out with her.
I told her if she wanted to be my girlfriends she would next to gain weight as I like big girls. Every day she would eat about 6 Twinkes, 4 Ho-Ho's, 2 cans of Pringles, and a family size bag of Fritos.
She would cry and say she was feeling so disgusting but I would say: "you want to be my girlfriend right?" She would sniffle: ye..ye...yes" then eat some Pringles.
When Modern Warfare was released I hurried over to her house excited to play the game. Upon approach I saw paramedics taking her away on a stretcher. She was unconcious and I saw clutched in her hand a Hostess Ding Dong.
I went home and was so afraid the police detectives would go door to door trying to find clues adn charge me with involuntary manslaughter.
