She's drunk, i'm drunk too ... Put a smartphone on the bed between knees, very simple ! and she'll never know that her hairy pussy in online on the web !

I am NOT advertising nor am i selling anything. But i would like to pass on some very helpful advice that i found.

My smartphone plan costs 5 dollars per month. Here's how i got it.

I logged on to tracfone. I purchased one gigabyte of data transfer for 10 dollars. After you order that it offers you an option to purchase one year's worth of smartphone service for 50 dollars.

So 60 dollars for a year of service. That's 5 dollars a month.

Granted, i'm old. And unlike the younger generations i am not glued to my smartphone 24/7. I don't use it that much at all. So for me this plan is wonderful. But it might not be best for everyone.

Have a nice day, everyone.

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You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: M 23
You: hi
You: i am who you want me to be
Stranger: I want a red head, a goth with a big ass
You: f 19
You: redhead, dressed in all black, my ass is a bit too big
You: long black hair
You: long red hair i mean
Stranger: Pale,. slutty and with tattoos and big pierced tits
You: i am wearing a short skirt you can tell there are no panties
Stranger: What's your name slut
You: What the fuck? Why are you callng me that asshole
You: fuck off
Stranger: I meant the goth girl, not you personally
You: yea i am the goth girl, and fuck off
Stranger: Can you blame me for assuming you're a slut? I can see your pussy if you so much as lean over in your skirt
You: you can at least watch your languge
You: even slutty girls dont like being called sluts
You: asshole
Stranger: Well what would you preffer then love?
You: you can start by asking my name
Stranger: What is your name love?
You: Laura, and yours?
Stranger: I'm Ryan and it's lovely to meet you, sorry we got off on the wrong foot sort of
You: its ok. Come on, lets go get a drink, I know a great place called "Pete's Finger"
Stranger: "Alright I figure I owe you one or two for all that" I wave dismissively as I offer you an arm
You: take your arm and we head to Pete's Finger
You: its a dive
You: smoky
You: working girls
You: drug deals in the back
You: booths with closing doors
Stranger: "I like it, it's got personality" I smirk as I look at you hungrily as I walk us up to the bar and waving the server over "What can I get you" I say not taking my eyes off your cleavage for more than a few seconds
You: I will have Alien Brain Hemmorage
You: with a tequila chaser
Stranger: "Get her two of those, and I'll have a beer and 2 shots of tequila" I say and pay before turning back to you "Apology Accepted? I ask as I glance at a working girl taking another customer into a both locking it with a giggle
You: of course sweetie
You: and dont worry I am not a working girl, i just like the ambiance here but i wont demand $500 at the end of hte night
Stranger: "Well now I have an extra 1000$ with nothing to do with it then" I grin cheekily as I put my hand on your leg
You: smile
Stranger: "So if your not a working girl, do I still have a shot" I bite my lower lip as I look to you hungrily
You: of course you do babe
You: light kiss on the lips
Stranger: "Good, I would have hated to have to take someone other than you into one of those booths" I peck your lips back and squeeze your leg as the bartender shows up with our drinks
You: I like your hands. returning kiss
Stranger: "I love your ass, it's what made me want you first" Ia dmit as I pass you your shots
You: thanks sweetie. Bottoms up!
You: tossing the drinks back
Stranger: "Hopefully your bottom especially" I grin as I take my two shots and wash it down with a beer before grabbing the back of your neck and pulling your lips to mine as I hungrily kiss you standing off the stool and between your legs
You: kissing you back
You: putting one hand on your ass
You: stroking your tight ass
Stranger: "No fair you're sitting down" I say breaking the kiss as I run my hand under your skirt and thumb at your clit before pushing my tongue into your mouth
You: kissing you back moving my hand to your crotch
You: running my hand through your pants over your cock
Stranger: "Are the booths mandatory" I purr into your ear as I bite and suck on your neck
You: "no honey bunny"
You: unzipping your fly
You: whisper if I suck you off will you get hard again and fuck me right away?
Stranger: "Honey, you'll still be swallowing my load as I'm pushing an even harder cock into you" I tease as I slip two fingers into you curling my fingers against yourr gspot
You: whisper I want you to cum in my mouth
You: kneeling
You: There does not seem to be much of a reaction from others in the bar, obviously this is not that unusual. But a few big fat bearded old bikers to stop to watch.
Stranger: I nod at the bikers as I pull my cock out rubbing it against your bright red lipstick as I look down at you "I can't wait to taste you before I fuck you" I say as I grab my pint and look down at you taking a sip as my cock drips precum onto your tits
Stranger: (Did you get my message?)
You: running my lips over your tip
You: kissing it
You: kissing your balls
You: looking up at you
You: "Love how your cock tastes"
You: licking your cock like a lollypop
You: stroking ur balls
Stranger: "It tastes better with a mouthful of cum" I grin as i shudder with pleasure as you kiss my balls
You: running lips over your cock back and forth, moving a bit further each time
Stranger: "Fuck you're fantastic compared to my fiance" I grin looking down to gaguge your reaction
You: stroking ur balls
You: stroking that patch of skin between ur balls and butthole
You: taking almost all of your cock in
Stranger: I bite my lower lip "You're just a dirty little tease arn't you" I say as I gulp at my beer before gasping into it as you deepthroat me "Holy fuck baby" I say as my cock pulses and throbs in your throat
You: running my lips over the entire length back and forth
You: looking up at you
You: "You will kiss me after you cum in my mouth right babe?"
Stranger: "Baby if you can make me cum before I finish another beer I'll fucking make out with you" I grin as I order another beer and sip at my first one
You: looking up at you
You: in little girl voice - please cum in my mouth daddy
You: running my lips over your cock
You: taking it all in
You: massaging your balls
Stranger: Oh fuck that's so hot" I moan loudly as I push my cock into you harder even though your kissing the bottom of my cock "Don't stop that ever and I'll fuck you harder than you can ever dream of"
You: reach around and finger ur butthole
You: running lips back and forth
Stranger: "Fuck you know what I love" I moan as I push back against your finger gently "Take your hot tits out baby"
You: undoing my top
You: "he likes it in the butt that is kind of gay" you hear one of the bikers comment
You: rubbing your cock with my tits
You: and then taking it in my mouth again
Stranger: "Yeah this is really gay right" I say moaning as you put your mouth on my cock "Just keep spending your time with your bros getting drunkw ith them you fat santa reject" I say as I reach down to twist one of your pierced nipples
You: using my tongue on the tip
Stranger: "Fucking suck my cock Laura" I growl out angrily as I start to slowly thrust into your mouth, taking a large gulp of my first beer
You: please daddy dont be angry at me
You: taking ur cock in
You: deepthroating as i finger ur butthole
Stranger: "Don't stop using your little girl voice, it's so hot" I moan as I finish off my first beer "Half way there, stand up so I can finger that tight goth pussy as you suck daddies cock"
You: i get up and get on top of the bar, my legs open, my mouth waiting
You: i want your cock daddy please daddy i want your cum in my mouth
Stranger: I reach out choking you as I kiss you making out enjoying the taste of cock and precum on your tongue as I aggresively rub your pussy and clit, slapping it a few times "Beg me, beg your daddy"
You: please daddy i want to taste your cum
You: please daddy
You: i will do anything ou want
Stranger: "Tell everyone who owns you, and your body" I say slapping your lips with my cock
You: you own me daddy
You: you own my mouth
You: you own my pussy
You: you own my ass
You: you own my tits daddy
Stranger: I grab you bending you over a bar stool and pull your skirt up slapping your ass 'And what are you " I say rubbing your face with my spit soaked cock
You: i am your little slut daddy
Stranger: I spit on your ass and slap it "Suck the cum out of my cock then little slut" I grin as everyone watchs you
You: sucking your cock, running my lips back and forth, spending more time iwth my lips on your cock head
Stranger: I groan and reach for my beer" Sloppy and loud is how I want it baby" I say chugging half my beer
You: moaning as i suck ur cock and rub my clit
You: focusing on your cock head
Stranger: I reach down and slap your ass before fingering you in tandem as you rub your clit "Talk dirty to me in that little girl voice and tit fuck me baby, I'm gonna nut soon"
You: rubbing my breasts with your cock between them
You: daddy i love how your cock tastes
You: i love being your whore daddy
Stranger: I groan and pull my cock from your tits spitting on your face and rubbing it around with my cock "God you are perfect" I say before forcing my cock into your mouth fucking it eagerly as you taste precum ooze onto your tongue and throat
You: mmmmmmm
You: running my lips over your cock
You: swallowing all of oyur cum
You: looking up at you
Stranger: "Fucking take my cum you goth slut" I groan as I push myself into your mouth and stroke the base errupting a huge torrent into cum hungry mouth
You: swallowing ur cum
You: "Thank you daddy"
You: getting up and puting my arms around you
You: "you take such good care of me daddy"
You: kiss
You: applause from the bikers
You: you realize a bunch of them are filming this with their smartphones
Stranger: I grab your tits and jiggle them "Who says I'm done baby" I kiss you back making out with you as my cock presses against your legs
You: please fuck me daddy
Stranger: "Beg me, beg me to fuck you in one of those whore booths, like your a cheap prostitute" I say kissing your tits and sucking on your pierced nipples
You: please daddy i want everyone to watch as you fuck your whore little girl
You: please daddy
You: please
You: you can fuck me in the ass if you want
Stranger: "You want me to fuck your fat ass you buttslut" I say spanking you hard
You: leaning up to whisper in your ear there is lube in my purse daddy
Stranger: "Then lube up my cock and ask everyone who's watching if it's gonna go in your big fat ass" I purr as I stick a finger in your ass
You: pulling out lube and lubing up your cock slowly, adding kisses to it, getting it haard
You: turning to the bikers
You: "Daddy is going to fuck me in the ass"
You: putting a big glob of lube in my butthole as well
You: "My daddy is wonderful"
Stranger: "Get on your knees and face to this cum stained floor" I order "And spread your ass for me you kinky slut" I say kissing you lovingly
You: thank you daddy
You: getting down on the floor with my ass in the air
You: please fuck my whore ass daddy
Stranger: "Lick the cum off the floor you slut" I say gripping your hair pushing your face to the sticky ground as I slowly push into your ass to the loud cheers of the bikers
You: no please daddy don't make me do that
You: the floor is dirty
You: your cock feels so good in my ass daddy
You: pushing against ur cock
You: moaning
You: oh daddy oh god this feels so good
Stranger: "Then how will you get your fix of cum baby" I say angrily pounding your ass "My little whore needs her addiction fed" I slap your ass as I pound deep into you
You: please daddy not off the floor please dont be mean daddy
You: reaching down to play with my clit as you fuck my ass
You: oooohhh daddy daddy ooooo
Stranger has disconnected.

This girl on facebook posts these gym selfies all the time. Bri is obsessed with showing off videos of her gym routines and her "glutes". its sad how people can't just go to the gym without broadcasting to the whole internet every single day.

i don't understand why people are constantly taking pictures of themselves with their smartphones

Bri from facebook

I've got a general observation about the video and audio quality of video content on this website. It seems a lot of videos, particularly amateur webcam and self shot videos, are really fucking poor quality and I can't figure out why. As in blurry picture, low framerate, horrible audio, etc. And it really doesn't seem like the overall or "average" quality is improving over time.

It confuses me because every webcam, smartphone or laptop you buy new right now is capable of shooting 1080p high res videos. I know ML bumps the quality of the uploads down from say, a raw iPhone .mp4 or .mov or whatever it is file to save space, but there are still a lot of super high quality iphone videos on here. Nevertheless, most suck balls. I see the quality of 90% of the webcam uploads here and I'm baffled how a video recorded in 2014 with modern equipment can be pixelated with a framerate of 3 FPS.

Has anyone else noticed this? Why aren't the majority of the uploads here (mostly talking about the amateur stuff) better in a/v quality?

I've been searching all night but i can't find a video anymore. It's a smartphone video of a teen girl pretending to accidentally slip a boob to catch the attention of a friend. Can you help me?

i know that rhonda roussey and other females could kick my ass one handed. i've worked with women who had skills better than mine. i acknowledge that.

having said that, i have a male co worker who's a complete bitch. My bosses have been very nice to him and he cries like a bitch.

i want to get in his face when he talks. "Vagina."

"The problem is that you have pain in your vagina."

Anyways, some of us were talking amongst ourselves.

"You need to beat him," one of the cooks said.

"I don't want to go to prison!"

Everyone laughed.

It was clear to everyone that i had already thought about physically beating him before.

Anyways, we are shorth for people. We don't have enough employees. But despite this i think that he's on his way out. He's just way too weak. He's 19 years old. Been an adult for over a year and he should conduct himself somewhat like an adult. Be a little bit accountable. Be a little bit responsible. A little bit considerate of those who work hard while you off somewhere playing with your smartphone for endless amounts of time.

so i work at a local state college...graduated there 9 years ago... still hanging out day in and day out... hot ass nubile college girls all over...
the hardest part is during the summer, we have running start kids come here.. most are 16-18... walking around in short ass skirts or short ass shorts... WITH their parents right next to them... right in my building where i work every day... what am I supposed to do? i can't stop thinking about wanting to get them away from their parents and "show them the ropes" around here...

long story short... I have gotten a bit more familiar with my spycam on my smartphone... anybody interested???

Why is Motherless being redirected on my smartphone AGAIN! to bullshit porn sites.

An American, a German, a Canadian, and a Jew are sent to a deserted island as part of a reality show.
They are told to bring one item each.

1. The American brings a smartphone

2. The German brings a book.
3. The Canadian brings a laptop
4. The Jew brings a blow up doll.

One year later, the Jew has a smartphone, a book, and a laptop.

Hello everyone. I often watch ML videos on my smartphone, which is a samsung galaxy s2. But ever since ML updated it's video player, every video plays without any sound. I've tried many mobile browsers but it didn't help at all.

Does anyone know how to fix this?

smartphone.

How can I access the Motherless Chat on a smartphone?

Anyone know how to get videos to play on a LG G2 smartphone?
All assistance appreciated.

Go without a smartphone and FaceBook for a year or more...I DARE YA.

i looooove smartphones

I confess that i secretly photographed my aunt with my smartphone, just regular pictures and wank to those pictures because i think she is really hot and i want to fuck her so bad.. anyone has an idea to steal some pantys of her when i am at her home? I dont really have any reasons to go upstairs to her bedroom or bathroom.. i would cum so fast while sniffing her pantys. Are there others who wank to their aunts or want to fuck them?

In a 5-2 ruling Monday, the California Supreme Court allowed police to search the cell phones of people who are arrested even without possessing a warrant, saying defendants lose their privacy rights for any items they're carrying when taken into custody. So, if you're arrested unfairly for some reason, cops can still search your smartphone and presumably copy, say, all your contacts or emails or phone or text records, all without a warrant. No possible abuse scenarios there, right?
Oh lordy lordy!!! Please dont let em see my nekked pics..oh and my friend Mary who is 15 and just sent me some nekked pics just last night..Oh lordy lordy!!

Are wife’s these days still eager to pose like this for hubby’s smartphone?

Can we get a android and smartphone friendly version of motherless?

Last night I was o.n omegle and I came across a mom her sister and the moms daughter. I was hitting on the aunt for about 15 minutes until the convo turned really sexual. Started telling her how I would destroy her pussy with my 9 inch dick. Id pull her hair while I was jack hammering her ass etc. This really got all three of them horny and curious. So they practically begged to see my cock. I whipped it out and they were shocked that I wasn't lying. The aunt was practically drooling over me while her sister stayed out of view for the most part. The daughter who said she was 19 had one of the nicest asses I have ever seen. I ended up getting all 3 of these whores completely naked and doing some pretty crazy shit. I recorded two videos. One was when they first started showing me a little and the second is full of pussy rubbing making out etc. The only downside is that its 54 minutes long and I doubt it would even upload. This was by far one of the hottest experiences of my life even tho it all happened on webcam. I haven't came so hard since I fucked my neighbor in the ass last summer. Im at work right now typing this on a smartphone so when I get home tonight around 7 est. Ill upload the smaller video for all u doubters. Please feel free to leave comments questions or whatever. ;)

i think it would be really cool if you made it possible to upload pics from smartphones, iphone especially. would be a major convenience. anyone else agree with me? Keep up the good work motherless!

I noticed this site has become smartphone friendly, videos all work, I was wondering if there is ever gonna be a mobile version? like xhamster and other sites done. that would be great?

I confess that I would like to see today's ever-improving technology put to a more sinister, but perversely entertaining, use. These days, wi-fi internet connectivity emits invisibly from almost every public building, and smartphones with high-res digital cameras and GPS receivers and internet access can be found in almost any person's pocket or purse. Cameras are so small they can be hidden in anything from pen caps to tie clips. When I was young, a phone could only make phone calls, and it was only found attached to a wall in your home or in the form of a public payphone. Cameras were large black boxes, and you had to take the film to the store to get it processed by a technician. And who the hell knew what internet was? I sure didn't. I kept in touch with distant friends by writing letters or making phone calls. I sure as hell didn't have facebook to help me stalk my friend's every move, or make face to face skype video chats from across the globe through a device I could carry in my pocket. What the hell is this... Star Trek or something???

And so with as connected as we are today, and with the readily accessible internet and ever-increasing wealth of information easily accessible at our fingertips from everywhere, that there isn't something like this already in the works. Or maybe there is, and I just don't know about it.

You see, as a pervert and a fan of all things voyeurism, I fantasize about some sort of an online database where you can upload any images and information you want about a person... kind of like a super-stalker version of facebook, made just for pervs like myself. Got nudes of a hot girl you used to date? Post 'em up! Get lucky with a cute chick after leaving the bar one night? Look up her profile and leave her number and where other guys can find her if they're looking for an easy score. Sneak a voyeur clip of your neighbor's daughter in the shower? Post it on her page for the rest of us to see. Meet a real sweet young girl and want to find out if she's truly as innocent as she pretends to be? Want to know what she looks like naked, even if she's not putting out? Look her up and see if anyone has gotten lucky with her, or posted nudes in the past. And when you finally get in her pants, post about it with pics or details to keep the rest of us updated. I know it would likely be against just about every law ever intended to protect privacy and such, but still I dream about the day where you can meet any girl on the street - any age, race, location, etc. - and you can just search her name or find her by location or description, and see what she's got under those panties of hers.

I'm looking to buy a new smartphone, can someone tell me what the best choice would be? Preferably, something other than the Iphone, because they're too expensive. I'm in the US

I am on the bus quietly stroking my cock to this hot little blonde. I am thinking of walking past her and bumping her with my hard on. Any other ideas?
Just took the pic and posted this with my smartphone.

So here's some fucking bullshit that happened to me recently because of this site. One day last year I was browsing the site as usual and I stumble upon a group titled "Rape and Kill Girls You Know". Now, I've always been into jacking off to girls I know, and I've occasionally dabbled in violent fantasies, and in the heat of arousal, this concept turned me on. So I joined the group and decided to contribute some pictures of a girl I know who I regularly jack off to and I put some extreme comments about her. I figured there was no harm in it; it's obviously all fantasy and such, considering the site I'm posting it on. I obviously don't really want to rape or kill anyone, let alone one of my best friends. But anyway, skip to a few months later (Thanksgiving Day to be exact) and I get a phone call from this girl saying that she was getting weird messages from some guy saying that I wanted to rape her. Obviously I was panicking inside my head but I kept my composure and simply denied anything to do with it. I talked to her for about twenty minutes and she seemed to believe me. She said whoever was messaging her gave her a phone number to call so they could explain everything. She decided to go ahead and call the number. As soon as I got off the phone with her I deleted my account on here. Unfortunately that wasn't good enough and she was able to be convinced that it really was me and she hasn't spoken to me since.

Now, as if that wasn't bad enough, she filed a police report about it and about three months later at 6:00 in the morning, the police come to my front door with a search warrant. They come in and take my computer, external hard drives, and even my smartphone. They talk to me about Motherless.com and even ImageFap.com which I had posted on years ago but not since like 2011 at the latest. I decided not to say anything until I could speak with my lawyer. So they left with my stuff and I haven't heard anything since. The fact that the police are involved is an extravagant waste of public resources. All I did was post some pictures of an adult female taken directly from Facebook and some fantasy thoughts. The only thing that makes it even remotely wrong is the fact that I happen to know the girl in the pictures. So I betrayed her trust by putting her Facebook pictures on a site like this. That's a personal matter, not a legal one. She has every justification to never speak to me again, but it's ridiculous for the police to be involved. I'm a pervert and a bad friend, not a criminal.

I guess I'm making this post just to vent and to warn everyone on this site that the police and other moralist assholes are lurking in the shadows here. They can lob an obscenity charge at anyone they want at the drop of a hat. Be careful what you post. You do not really have the freedoms you think you have.

I've been underhandedly getting away with skull fucking my wife despite knowing she absolutely hates it. Here's how it works.

The key is alcohol, and finding a reason for her to drink way more than usual that isn't too obviously a setup. Holiday gatherings are great for this, especially because she likes hosting. Once guests leave for the night we're just a few feet away from our bedroom, rather than having to waste time driving home while she sobers up. Another great option is suggesting a drinking game when she's in the mood to rewatch an old movie, then suggesting rules that'll result in her sipping way more than she expects. Sometimes it can take 2 movies.

The other big component is the type of alcohol. Her preference is vodka, but can't stand whisky, which is perfect. At the start I let her make her drink of choice, but after about drink #2 I start offering to make our drinks. I then double the amount of vodka in hers, but make sure that whatever mixers she's using can overtake the taste, and generally she doesn't seem to notice once she's already a bit buzzed. My drinks, on the other hand, only have a little bit of whisky poured over top of a lot of mixer. That way she can smell it if she wants to try a sip, which is rare, to give the illusion I'm drinking along with her.

Another serendipitous component is that she's lost a decent amount of weight recently. So she of course looks great (I personally thought she looked great before as well), but when she drinks she forgets her tolerance is terrible. So as she's rounding out drink #5 or so she's having trouble sitting up straight, at which point I have to start concealing my anticipatory erection. The last couple times she's suggested that we eat something b/c we've been drinking so much, but it's been easy enough to distract her away from that idea for a bit longer.

So here's how I get away with the unwanted face fucking.

Once I can tell she's at party time I wait for her to get up for some reason, usually to go pee, because the bathroom is next to the bedroom. Then I meet her in the hallway and start getting handsy. Usually it doesn't take much convincing, so I don't have to push her very far to get her into bed. One time it was especially sexy because she pretended like she was refusing, play-fighting off my advances saying I was just trying to take advantage of her while she's dr*nk and can't fight back. My dick's never been harder.

So I get her fully stripped, usually being rough along the way, so that when I tell her I'm going to tie her up she's kind of expecting it. She knows I enjoy tying her to the bed, but it's usually to the corners of the headboard with her on her back. Great for sex, but a terrible position to reach her mouth. Instead, I tell her to come over to me at the foot of the bed so I can tie the ropes around each wrist first. I usually aggressively kiss her while I do this to keep the momentum going, and tell her that I want to fuck her from behind, which she loves.

Then comes the twist. I tell her to lay face down with her hands hanging off the foot of the bed, rather than up by the headboard. She's been a bit surprised each time, but gone with it. Again, she thinks I'm completely dr*nk, so maybe writes it off as a harmless dr*nken request and lays face down as instructed.

I take the first rope and tie it to a bed leg, and make sure that she's scooted a bit closer to this first side rather than centered on the bed. This is important, and ensures I can make the rope short, and conceal any extra slack out of her view. I save our shorter rope for her second arm. When I go to tie the second bed leg, the rope is always a bit short, so I ask her to scoot toward me so it'll reach. She does, and in doing so makes her first arm as extended as she can while also extending her second so it'll reach. Once that's done, I tie her second wrist to the second bed leg, and at the last moment I pull it extra tight. This process only takes a few seconds, and she's never noticed I made it intentionally tight.

This process results in her arms being fully extended so she can't move backward very much, while also ensuring she's slightly hanging off the foot of the bed. I should also mention that the foot of the bed meets me at about mid-thigh, so her head is just below my waist level.

I then make a bit of a show of climbing on top of her like we're about to get into it, feeling her up and kissing or biting her neck. Then before I start, I get up, grab a smartphone stand we have next to the bed, position my camera so that it's filming her face at just the right angle for what's about to happen, and start recording. Then, since I'm already standing, I go over and start aggressively kissing her. I do this both because it seems natural and turns us both on, but by being aggressive I am pushing her head back to see how much give there is with the ropes. Usually there's not very much.

Then I stand up and my dick is right at her face level. In the past, most of the time she says she wants to suck my dick, probably thinking of it as foreplay, but of course for me it'll be the main course. Her offering has always been so sexy because it shows she doesn't realize this was the plan all along, and because she's just instigated what I'm about to do to her.

I act natural, bending my knees slightly to reach her mouth, and she starts sucking. She doesn't realize that I won't be taking my dick out until I've finished cumming. At this point I'm standing a bit back so the blowjob is easy and relaxed. Usually her tits are sort of smooshed and overhanging the edge of the bed, so I feel her up as she goes.

As time goes by, I slowly take tiny steps forward so she won't notice my dick starting to dig deeper, little by little. Slowly her head gets a bit lifted as she continues to bob up and down while I inch forward. At some point along the way things transition from her moving in and out, to me moving my hips forward and back, again slowly so she won't really realize. I also eventually go from my hand lightly on the back of her head to my fingers woven into her hair and slowly begin squeezing.

After a few minutes have passed, and I can tell she's beginning to get tired, I begin to stop bending my knees. Once I'm stood fully upright, her head and mouth are essentially locked into place. She can't go anywhere, can't move her head back to get my dick out, can't move to the side or turn away because her arms are so outstretched. Now is when it transitions from a blowjob to a face fuck and I start pumping.

I usually start talking and moaning louder at this point, partly to say things that maintain an illusion that I'm too dr*nk to realize what I'm forcing her to do, and partly to conceal any noises she makes to express her displeasure. "God I love head when I'm this dr*nk." "Fuck babe you're really going for it, don't stop." "That's it babe, use your tongue, oh god that's it." I've felt her struggle and try to pull away before, and I just push her head back down and keep fucking. I've looked down before and seen her hands open and close and fingers wiggling as she tries to move around and can't. Her feet sometimes do the same, sort of twisting like she's trying to wiggle away but can't.

To get away with this I can't really keep it going too long, though. The longest I've pushed it was about 12 minutes, with about 8 of those minutes being the skull fuck portion of the show. Any longer and it'd be hard to argue I didn't realize she wanted me to stop even though I'm "completely wasted". So I need to wrap things up.

The way I do it is I tell her something like "Oh god you're too good at this, I need to cum. Can I cum baby? Tell me I can cum baby." as I ensure I'm standing as far forward as I can. It's not really a stretch to claim that her frustrated "Nuh uhhh!" sounded like an enthusiastic "Mm hmm!" She doesn't seem to struggle too much when I get balls deep, which is fantastic after not cumming for about 10 days. It's even better when I can hear her continuing to protest while I'm telling her I'm cumming. She usually dry heaves a couple times, but she's never puked, and I make sure I feel her swallow before I finally drag my dick out.

She's never told me off, surprisingly, especially if I tell her I'm about to fuck the shit out of her like she originally wanted. Once the rest of the fun is finished she usually falls asleep right away, given she probably would've already if I hadn't pushed her into the bedroom and kept her blood pumping. She's never mentioned any of these skull fuckings the next day after sobering up. I don't know if she kinda remembers them but it's foggy and not so bad when thinking back, or if she just forgets. But so far I've gotten away with this 11 times, and each time she seems surprised when I suggest tying her hands to the foot of the bed, like it's the first time I've ever suggested it.

I decided to post this because it's such a treat, and requires a few hours of investment, but the payoff to all that buildup is worth it. Also it's been on my mind because we're having friends over this weekend for someone's birthday, and that friend has requested vodka-based mixed drinks.

What's weird is that I don't find a lot of amateur porn with this setup, where the woman's hands are tied to the bed so she is face down at dick level for the guy to do w/e he wants. Plenty of staged videos, but not many that seem genuine. If anyone reading knows of any with a similar setup to my approach, please post them in comments. Would love to watch them. Thanks for reading.

Hot smartphone.

i discovered today if you have a smartphone with a camera near the edge its very easy to take pictures under the door, like this one of my wife
i request other people do the same!!!

im just curious when did it become not only acceptable but common practice to cast 25, 30, and in some cases 40 year old women as "teens" for porn shoots? where are all the legit 18 and 19 year old porn whores? they have to be out there! i mean shit, every girl who has a cam/smartphone has hours of footage of themselves bating and getting plowed. so why are porn studios not casting real "teens" in these roles? i have really only noticed this in american made porn as anywhere else they cast real teens for the roles.