I confess that over this past weekend, my bi-curiousness got the best of me! The past few weeks I have been encouraging myself to eat my own cum after every jerk off session and occasionally fuck my ass with my girlfriend's hairbrush. My girlfriend was leaving me at home this weekend while she went home to visit family a few state's over.

I was jerking off to some glory hole porn and man was I fucking horny!!! I was in the mood to taste some cum, and take something up my tight asshole. I looked up the nearest adult bookstore in my area and it was only 15 minutes away. Reviews said that they had video booths as well!

I pull up to the place and there was only a handful of cars in the lot, I walked inside and asked the cashier for some coins to the video booths, handed him a $20 and was on my way. I walked down a dark hallway with numerous doors and red or green lights lit up above them. Halfway down was a door with a green light, I knocked lightly and entered in the room. Inside the room I noticed a round hole on either wall roughly about 4" in diameter, the room smelled like sex and cum, there was a metal chain in the center and a blank screen on the wall. I fed the machine, unzipped, and began to jerk it.

In just a few minutes, a large black cock entered the hole on my right. He was about 8 to 9 inches long and straight as an arrow! I grabbed his dick and instantly began to lick the mushroom head of his rock solid cock. I slowly worked down his shaft with my mouth and tried to take in as much as I could. I was stroking him and sucking on his mushroom tip, trying my best to get his cum down my throat. The longer I went, the hornier I got and wanted to try fucking him.

I pulled off his cock and told him I wanted my ass fucked through the hole, but wasn't sure if he would fit. He told me there was only one way to find out and shoved his dick back through the hole. I spat on my hand and lubed up my aching hole for him, I slowly backed up and saw another cock come through the other wall. This cock was a white dick, cut, and only about 6 inches. Much smaller than my black fella here I was going to fuck!

I jerked off the white dick as I was adamant about fucking this BBC raw. I tried a little longer and it was just too big!! He pulled out and looked through the hole at me and the white cock I was jerking off. He said to fuck the white dick and let him cum inside me to loosen me up and give some lube for my ass. The white guy's cock was already twitching and aching for a release, so I backed my tight ass up on it and let him fuck me hard. His smaller dick slid into me and I still felt a lot of pain shoot up me, but after I relaxed, I was completely turned on!!

The white guy kept pumping his dick inside of me as I glared into the dark eyes of the black guy in the other hole. All of a sudden, without warning I hear the guy groan and my asshole felt really slippery and wet, he pumped a few more seconds and then zipped up and left. I went back to my dark meat and began sucking him some more telling him how loose and wet my asshole feels now and how I want him to fuck me hard. I slid my ass back up against his hard dick and slowly had the tip of the head slide in, but couldn't get over the full mushroom! I jerked off so hard as he tried to enter inside of me! I was about to explode everywhere, so I got a great idea! I jerked off and came into my hand, catching everything I could.

I turned around and began giving the hard dick a hand job with my cum. I was so turned on still, my dick was rock solid on the thought of being fucked! I slowly slid my ass on his dick for the third time, and third time was a charm! His cock slid right inside my tight wet hole. He fucked my as I was bent over for a solid 10 minutes until he knocked on the wall and came deep inside my asshole.

I was left there with 2 loads deep inside my ass and it was the best sexual experience I had ever had!

It's all about meth and Gilligans Island, for me.

I love meth. I smoke it, shoot it and love having sex on it.

I also have a Gilligans Island fetish. I imagine getting dominated
and pegged by Ginger & Mrs Howell while Mary Ann ass-smothers me.
Then they put bananas up my ass while the professor and Gilligan nut on my face
while the skippers rides the bicycle power generator that powers the Accu-jack machine
on Mr Howells " little banker " while he sips bubbly.

Too fuckin hot!

I CONFESS I HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM (who here can help???)
HI, i'm a guy in my late 30's

and, all i ever think about is SEX, and, also...........I MASTURBATE!!!! A LOT!!!!, hahhahahahahaah

i think about ALL my XGF's i ever had sex with, (fun times)

now here is my problem, when I ""JERK OFF"", my LOAD shoots all over my MATTRESS , MY COMFORTER, AND MY BED SPREAD,.... AND GUESS WHAT, THEY ARE ""ALL WHITE""and i frequently leave ""CUM STAINS"" hahahhahahahhaha,
on my bed spread and my comforter etc , and they are TOO BIG to fit in the laundry machine,
now, i use BLEACH to try and wipe away the stains,
i put it into a spray bottle and spray it all over my WHITE Bed spread etc...

but the SMELL OF BLEACH IS SO DAMN STRONG I just cant get rid of the smell of BLEACH

i open the window's and doors, but it still lingers,

HOW DO I GET RID OF THE SMELL OF BLEACH????

I just want the CUM STAINS GONE (you know, just in case i have company over, and i dont want them to see that i ""JERK OFF")

So i have come here to ask STRANGERS how to REMOVE THE SMELL OF BLEACH

has anyone ever done this before??...
jerked off and left cum stains on your bed or comforter or bed spread or w/e

and how did you get rid of the smell of BLEACH???..

if know of ANY METHODS... Please, tell me, id like to know...

i confess that i onced was dating a black girl and she was hot. about 110 to 120 lbs, small tits,small round tight ass and pretty as a bald pussy.. anyway she could fuck you with that pussy and make it so tight that you couldn't even get your dick out of her pussy.. it took me awhile to get her start sucking dick but when she did she was great .. loved to shoot my white cum all over her face and put it back in her moouth.. she was one awesome fuck machine

I was jogging at night last week when i was abducted by aliens. there were three of them, and they were long,thing green things that spoke in an odd english accent, like they were in a harry potter film. so they wanted me to give them a dna sample because they needed some for their science experiments, to create the ultimate fighting machine to compete in the galactic thunderdome, and they needed exotic dna samples from off-shoot worlds.

so they wanted a dna sample, but i'm like fuck off, there's no way they're gonna stick any probes up my bum. so they laughed and said, no we are more considerate than that. so they open a door and in walks a naked stunning young woman wearing a smile and a hankerchief. so she kneels by my feet and undoes my zipper, and then starts to suck my cock, and the aliens are sitting on the couch and having some beers, and it's a bit uncomfortable.

i asked the aliens what the fuck, and they said that the naked woman is actually a robot designed to harvest human dna samples, they only want sperm, so they're having a few beers, and one of them starts lighting up.

hey, i said, i want a bit of that too, so the aliens gave me a beer and some weed. and it was pretty great, drinking and smoking and getting sucked off by the robot dna sampler. then i come and she sucks it all down and gets up and walks out of the door.

where is she going, I ask, i have more samples she can have, i joke with the aliens. the aliens high-5 me and say you son of a gun, you crack me up, but that's all we need, we can create a gigantic muthafucka beast warrior with your dna now. and he give me another beer, and man, those aliens sure can brew.

well now, the alien said, you did us an amazing favour, i can give you something awesome in return. cos we're bros. I can either give you a suticase full of cash, or a lightsabre, what do you want?

i tihnk hard about it, beacuse i need a suitcase full of cash, but i also need a lightsabre.tough choice bro, i said, is there any way i can get both? i wouldn't mind give you more dna samples another time if that'll sweeten the deal.

the alien looked at me amusedly, and said, you're a real bargainer, my friend, you have yourself a deal. we need some more of you dna in a years time for the next competition. we'll give you TWO sacks of cash and a lightsabre, and we'll leave you a dna sampler to use for a year. just make sure she sucks and fucks you once a day for the year, and we'll come back when it's time. and if you comply, we will gie you even more gifts.

so the door opens again, and another hot young woman walks in. the alien gets her to bend over and sticks his finger up her bum. you see here, you can change her appearnce with the switch here. the woman flickers and then turns into kate upton. or if you want, someone a bit more waifish. and she flickers again and turns into daisy ridley.

daisy ridley get up and says in her sexy english accent, now lets the force be with us. and she pushes me on teh floor and unzips my pants and fucks me again. and as we're fucking, the ship turns bright white and then a flash and daisy ridley and i are in the middle of the park in the middle of the night, stark naked.

oh crap, i said to daisy, we need to get home so we can fuck some more and count our sacks of cash.

let's go, daisy shouts and springs up and races me home.

This is a true story, and one that can happen to you too if you start running int he middle of parks at midnight.

Fucking lol @ banner at the top with toy machine gun shooting dicks or something. Anyone have that video? Fapping and laughing at the sametime isnt something ive done before!

I confess that i had to fake an orgasm one night a few years ago. I took a sneaky viagra one night with this slutty bird i worked with. It meant i could fuck her all night with very little downtime between fucks. i managed to cum 5 times over a few hours which impressed her no end and left me with a great rep amongst her slutty friend circle.
thats not the real confession however. near the end of our session she was still rampant for more the horny bitch, so as we were getting dressed she started writhing about a bit more and giving me a cunt rubbing display.

seeing my horn that wouldnt go away, she got on her knees and started wiggling her ass at me saying she wanted to be fucked once more. as much as i loved sticking it to her, my poor cock was worn out, still hard but fucking raw!!

The lure of a winking pussy is King however so i got behind her and started pumping away again. as good as she felt I just knew it was going to take me all fucking night to cum so as she was urging me on faster and faster I had one of those eureka moments.
I went through the fast strokes, making all the right noises and just when she expected my load I pulled out and faked that I was cumming on her ass cheeks. Instead of squirting the real thing on her I gobbed a big mouthful of spit onto her ass, she felt it hitting her, and running down her crack, while I sounded like I was shooting a load, she was even more impressed than before and i got out of a potentially embarrassing situation.
she reached back with a shirt and wiped it off her ass without ever knowing I'd simply spit on her. Job done!! I laughed my ass off when i thought about it later in the car on the way home, meanwhile she told her mates i was a cum machine. By the way you can use that one if you want!!

The Horny Irishman.

well... things i hate the most about everything: People driving under the speed limit. speed limits were posted so that you would drive at a reasonable pace. if you are not driving at that limit, what the fuck is wrong w you. like seriously.it is okay to drive 45 in a 45. it's even okay to drive 5 over. like come on people. wtf. i hate it so much when people use the word ignorant in the incorrect context. if your going to try to use big words, atleast know when to use then properly. little dogs are next. i really do hate little dogs. they are just little barking machines that don't know when to shut the fuck up. they bite your ankles. they shake. like what is that. no dog should shake. and what about body odor. is it really all that hard to take a shower every day. or even every other day. is it that hard to put on deodorant. i just can't believe how lazy people are. noob toobers. for all of you who don't know what that is, it has to do w video games. all some people do in these games is constantly shoot fucking grenade launchers at you. damn. well i guess that's about it. have a nice day

Yesterday was the big day, I've been dating this girl for two years. For the purpose of being vague lets just say we got together before she was growing hair down there. She's a very petite girl with a height of 4'7 and I believe she weighs a little under 70 lbs. She has a nice tight developed body though and she's a very compliant and obedient girlfriend. She has wanted to be a model all of her life but was to embaraced and with to low self esteem to say anything about it. I helped her gain some confidence over the years and even got her in a mind set where she would show my friends her naughty parts and let them critique her and occasionally have a feel spree. She is still a very shy girl but I decided she was ready.

I told her that I had made a friend out in Nashville who was a modeling scout, and he worked for a company that booked stuff for bikini magazines, clothing magazines and playboy. She was overjoyed by the chance but I told her not to get her hopes up because he had a lot of models wanting to work with him and some of them where willing to get naked and even have sex with him for the opportunity to be represented by him. Her face got really red when I told her that and she silently stared at the ground. I could tell she was thinking about whether or not she would do it but she didn't want me to know, I put my hand on her leg and said, "it's cool, if you have to I'd be cool with it."

My "friend" was actually just this guy I had met at a bar. Once I told him that my girlfriend was ready he got excited and started making preparations. He asked if his brother and the black bouncer at his bar could come along pretend to be staff, I said that'd be fine. His brother had a digital camera and a tripod and would be the photographer.This guy was around 35 and his brother was 43 I believe. The black bouncer was a 300 lb man, he was 39 and standing close to 6'9. The bar owner and the bouncer came waring suits, saying that the bouncer was his associate. His brother came, unshaven with a long beard and greasy hair. He wore a sleeveless undershirt and a pair of jean shorts claiming to be the photographer.

The bar owner also brought a female who was somewhere around 45 without telling me. She was going to be the makeup artist. I was a bit skeptical but the bar owner said she was down. When my girlfriend got there the older female took her into the bathroom to get her cleaned, made up and dressed. My girlfriend later told me that she had insisted upon bathing her in the shower, making sure to get her cleaned and shaving her armpits, privates and asshole (my words not hers). She first came out wearing a black bra with a pink zebra striped pair of underwear. She stood there nervously, red in the face trying to smile. Her hair was platinum blonde but the roots where starting to show. The bouncer kind of grunted and said, "hmmm she's alright I guess". My girlfriend looked at the ground slightly embraced.

The bar tender asked her to turn around slowly and she did. The asked her to come closer and sit down in front of them and she did that too. The underwear where so tight, her asshole was almost visible. She sat down and they started with some business stuff, going over the contract with her and telling her they where going to take some pictures of her in some different outfits and then deliberate and discuss over upstairs afterwards. She said that would be good. We started out with a shoot of her laying down on the bed with her legs semi apart. The photographer directed her and wasted no opportunities to reposition her himself and to grope her very slyly. She seemed to preoccupied with the bar tender and the bouncer's approval to even notice. Once or twice he hiked her underwear up almost painfully high saying that it was casting the wrong type of shadow on her curves. They had her sit and down talked to her for a little while, acting almost disappointed or unsatisfied. They said we where going to need to try something different.

The next outfit they gave her was a micro bikini. It was black and pretty much showed everything, barely covering anything up. She did poses for over an hour in it and the photographer repositioned her a lot more this time. At moments they all stood up and inspected her, fixing her hair and re adjusting her bikini. At one point the bar owner even pulled her bikini aside exposing her whole ass and snapping up close pictures of it, saying the would need to know the exact shape of it in order design bikinis perfectly for her in the future. She was very compliant and seemed not to be very nervous.

Next outfit they gave her a jean skirt and a g-string. When she asked where the top piece was they said that their was none. She objected and they told her she could cover her breasts with her hands and arms, they just needed to see a more erotic side of her. She went into the bathroom with the older female and changed into it. She started out posing laying on her side on a black couch and trying to cover her breasts with her forearms and elbows. She sucked in her gut to make herself appear extra thin. They asked her if she could lay on her side with her arms over her head and she said okay, laying flat on her back and completely exposing her chest. The black man came over and asked if he could double check that they where natural and she said that would be okay. He played with her tits, squeezing and flicking the nipples until they where both nice and hard and a little bit red and irritated. They got shots of her in various positions, looking up her skirt and things like that.

After a while they said the skirt was getting in the way and asked her to remove it. She was there posing for a long time in just a g-string and then they said that was also in the way and that she had to remove it. We took pictures of her for probably another hour in the nude. All 5 of us taking turns repositioning her and running out hands slyly over her body. She asked for a water and I slipped a pill to make her horny in the water bottle. She posed for about another half an hour and her pussy got very wet. My favorite picture we took the black man was holding her legs spread eagle apart fully exposing both her pussy and asshole. She tried to cover her breasts and the bar owner instructed her to raise her hands strait up over her head and smile.

Once this was done the six of us went upstairs and got in a Jacuzzi. They told her she should just stay naked to show she was comfortable with her body. We all took a shot and opened a bottle of red wine and all had a glass of that as well. We discussed business and how the shoot went. After a while they brought up the fact that she would have to give a private show to them behind the scenes to really see what she was made of. She agreed and proceeded to stand on a stool in the jacusi and dance for all of us fully nude. They had her dance for around 45 minutes until she was covered in sweat and very tired. We got her to take two more shots and then took her into the bar owners room.

They got a sybian machine out of the closet and told her to sit on it. She sat on it and started getting super aroused, lifting herself up off of the machine. The black bouncer pushed her down onto the machine by her shoulders while the bar owner and his brother tickled her nipples with mini vibrators and shoved a thin but heavily vibrating dildo in her ass. They all groped her and played with her for probably 20 minutes causing her to orgasm twice and even scream. After a little while they asked her if she would be comfortable blowing me in front of them and she said she would. She blew me while on the sybian machine and then we picked her up and laid her on the bed. The bouncer produced a fuckzall from the closet with a bigger dildo on it. He stuffed it into my girlfriend while the bar tender toyed with her very irritated tithes. After a while they told me to sit on her head and she licked my balls and sucked on them lightly. After that they put away the fuckzall and we all took turns passing her around and cuming in her mouth around every 10 mints for the next hour and a half probably. Even the older female road her face hard and squirted all inside of her mouth.

After that we decided to take a break and made her dance for us some more. The black guy still had his dick out and made her ride up on it to the music, almost twerking in a very inexperienced kind of way. He started rubbing his tip on her pussy which was still very wet and slightly beat up. He kept grabbing her hands and making her play with his dick and balls. After a while he grabbed her hips and pulled her back slowly making her take his whole dick inside. She gasped, she was probably in a lot of pain, it was the biggest dick she'd ever taken.

He laughed and pushed her forward, grabbing her ass cheeks in his big hands and pulling them apart, running his thumb in cirlces around her asshole and making her hump him faster and faster. After a while he laid back on the bed and took his shirt off, he was very fat and had a lot of curly hair on his chest. We made her turn around and face him so we could sit comfortably and watch her tight little ass gyrate. He played tentatively with her tities and made her spend a lot of time licking his finger. He would stick his finger in her asshole then make her suck on it right afterwards. After a while we made her lick and suck on his nipples, which was easy because that's how far her head could go up his body. She sucked on his nipples and even had to pull hairs out of her mouth. After a while the older woman started sucking my dick and the bar owner went over and put a bunch of lube on his dick and put it in my girlfriends ass. His brother went around and played with her tits, talking shit to her and laughing, making her feel humiliated. She ran her tongue in circles on the bouncers nipples.

She even started to cry at one point from the pain but it only made the three of them laugh harder and keep joking around. We must have passed her around until 8 am, for a grand total of 14 hours. And whenever we got board she'd be a cock warmer with her mouth while we toyed with her or made her dance for us. Nobody wore condoms and we decided to make a game out of it and track how many times we busted in each hole. The score ended up being:

24 - mouth
17 - pussy (no condom)
8 - ass

The brother was the biggest perv. Asking her to do things like stand on her head, pressing her pussy strait up in the air while he jerked off on it. At one point he made her lift her hands up in the air while fingered her and licked her nipples, armpits and feet until she was very uncomfortable. He even made her jerk him off with her feet once and I know she hates that. We got her to bust 12 orgasms with the machine and made her give us all back rubs afterwards. The older woman was able to get her whole fist in my girlfriends asshole and also squirted on her 5 times. One time teaching her how to stimulate the click with her own nipples, it was really hot.

Towards the end of the night she was so tired and just laying spread eagle on the bed on her back while we all just took turns getting on top of her and doing our business. The bar owner called over his uncle and his uncles friend who where in their 60s and had them take a crack at her pussy and mouth. They felt her up and groped her up, whenever we came on her we cleaned her up with moist towelettes. We told her she needed to wake up so we all relaxed while we made her do nude jumping jacks and then go for a jog naked to the end of the curb and back. It was a lot of fun.

They said she was not quite ready to sign a contract and kicked her out without giving her her clothes back. She had to lay on the floor board of my car so no one would see her. I drove her home and made her jog up the stairs from the parking lot nude. I loved the experience. Hoping to do it again soon and maybe hopefully finding some more girls too.