Is there a way to print shipping labels from the "add to gallery" function.

actually there are too many niggers period. I vote we load um up on a ship and send it out to sea

The penis -- if you think about it -- is the most enterprising engineering feat imaginable -- a cantilevered structure, hydraulics, propulsion, pistons, compression, inflation, heat sensitive -- practically every engineering characteristic -- towers, draw-bridges, rocket-ships -- no man-made engineering structure to match it. HAHAHAAHAHAH

I just bought panties from a webcam girl. Guaranteed to be soaked with cum before a quick stuff. Comes shipped in a ziploc bag, and I plan to suck the juices out of them like a lemon.

i confess guess theses movie quotes I can tell by your speech that you're from England. May I ask what brought you to our fair shore? A ship.

im in love with my best friend even though shes getting married in july around my b day her bf is a marine and hes cool but fuck we have hung out everyday for the past year and a half sence he got shipped out and sumtimes it feels like were married know what eachother is thinking common intrest even call each other babe once in a while wtf is wrong with me

Wife on cruise ship in cabin toilet how I wish she was getting fucked or sucking cock in there 

Well I fucked up and it looks like that's the end of the road for this effort. I've posted a lot on here about my escapades with my mother in law. Years ago I started wanking to her pictures and when she got kicked out of her apartment and moved in with us it was like winning the lottery. I was constantly jerking off with her at the house, standing outside her bedroom door fully naked and cumming on the floor, or across the room when she wasn't paying attention. A few times I got the nerve to expose myself to her but always made it seem like an accident. I walked out of the bedroom naked after a shower acting like I didn't know she was there. I let my dick hang out of my shorts a few times. SHe never reacted a ton but really made me wonder if she knew anything at all. I eventually drilled spy holes in her bathroom and watched her shower and took pics and vids (don't ask for them but they are on here). Was amazing to be able to see her naked and masturbate to it. Eventually she moved out and the fun was mostly over but I could never get it out of my head. One night I sent her a pic of my raging hard cock with the text "I miss you". I know she saw it right away and I waited for a response but got nothing. THe next day I decided I needed to follow up so I texted her again and said it was an accident. She said she thought that was the case and wasn't going to say anything. I should have left it there but I felt like this was my only change, then or never. SO I told her I jerked off to her all the time and checked her out when she was over, looked down her shirt and would go in the back room and cum for her. Well, it didn't go over too well and she told me I needed help and then she told my wife about it. I never told my mil about the spying camera but I did tell my wife. It's sort of settling now and rarely comes up. SHe still comes over and I still jerk off to her all the time. Not sure if she realizes I still do or not. It gets me horny thinking about sending her that pic especially since I talked to her about it and asked her if she thought my dick was big. SHe admitted seeing it and not deleting it, she said it was incase she needed to prove I sent it. I honestly wonder if she still has it and looks at it or masturbates to it. It also gets me pretty hard thinking about telling my wife I've seen her mom naked and spied on her and she knows I've cummed to her so many times. So overall I don't regret it but I do regret how it ended. I was never trying to fuck her, just wanted to be able to be open about what I was doing and have her okay with me jerking infront of her. In hind sight I wish I would have just started doing that instead of sending the pic I think. I really wanted her to catch me jerking off to her pic and try to time it so I connected eyes with her and just kept going and cummed when she saw it. Oh well. I guess that ship has sailed now. I said I was sorry and would never do it again and I think that was my one chance so I really don't think I can go any further than just my private jack off sessions to her naked pics.

Im going to start selling my nudes/used panties
What would you guys offer? Im thinking similar to other girls on here
And tumblr.

$10 for 5 random pics
$25 for 5 custom pics
$35 for a random video
$45 custom video
$55 for panties shipped anywhere in the US
$60 for panties recently peed/cummed on

Willing to make discounts for package deals!
Let me know what you guys think !

=^w^=

What do you think the the Ukrainian girl I'm cheating on my wife with while i'm away working on a cruise ship?

I'm falling for a stripper. I'm married but my wife is clinically depressed and mentally abusive.

So I went to a strip club last week and met a dancer who is a perfect 10 and sweet as pie. I don't think she even belongs there. She's educated and comes from a nice family. We talk all night and then go make out (everything but sex). I just want to rescue her and run away. I can have her but I can't bring myself to do it WTF I'm so frustrated.

Back to my marriage.. I have a young child and until now I was willing to pretend everything is fine for his sake. But when my wife comes back from a family thing I'm going to tell her to shape up or ship out. It's the only thing I can do to keep my sanity since running away with a stripper is about the stupidest choice I could ever make.

Whats up with the boats & ships, German....whose a Nautical boy then;-)

I confess that i hate niggers, jews, wetbacks, chinky asians, and those damn potato eating irish. Ship all of them back to where they came from

To the 'so called' Native American Indian who feels it is perfectly acceptable for Illegal Aliens to Not only be here ILLEGALLY, but (obviously) feels that they should be given the Key to the City, simply b/c they are Still here... What part of ILLEGAL do YOU Not get? Yes, other people came here, many years ago, and once it become a Settled Colony, there became Rules and Laws. There is a REASON why ALL nations have Laws and Rules, and regardless of whether You believe in them in or not, they MUST be followed! If you were to board a plane and go anywhere outside the USA, YOU would be expected to Follow the Laws and Rules of wherever you are. This is the 2013, and the Laws regarding Immigration have been in place, in this Country, for MANY years! BOTH sets of my Grandparents came here, to the USA, and when they boarded the ships that brought them here, they came through Ellis Island...knowing that there may be chance that they would NOT be accepted, and knowing that, they would have LEFT if they had been refused entry to this country. Thankfully, they were accepted, and they the Minute they got here, they LEARNED TO SPEAK ENGLISH! They did NOT expect ANYONE to learn Their language! They Immediately got JOBS...they did NOT expect Anyone to support them (be it in food, rent, etc). They felt that by accepting Assistance, it would be demeaning, and would make them appear weak and unable to get to their "Dream" of being a Self Supporting AMERICAN! You see, here's the difference...These ILLEGALS are NOT interested in being AMERICANS, the way my Grandparents were. For my Grandparents, that was the Ultimate dream come true...to BE an American...NOT an Italian American, or a Canadian American, or a German American...JUST an American! However, with these Illegals, they don't give a flying a Fuck about being an American...they are simply here SUCKING THE TEAT of Americans, and DRAINING us DRY! They have NO American Pride (note All the Mexican flags in their illegal cars, hanging from their mirror). As for them wanting to work...the vast majority of them send their earnings BACK to family members in THEIR own country...(Meaning: they are NOT spending it HERE to keep OUR economy going)! And, as their driving Illegally (no insurance, no registration). WHO do you think picks up the tab when these Illegals have car accidents? WE DO! (be it in the form of OUR insurance rates going up, or in the medical services that are needed that They can't pay for, b/c they are NOT insured). WAKE UP, Chief Foot in your Mouth! The fact that you claim to be a Native American, means nothing...you are supposed to be AMERICAN! And, when some group of people are Destroying America, then ALL Americans' need to band together and PROTECT America! But, maybe your brain just doesn't get that... So, when YOU have to start learning to speak Spanish, I hope you remember this conversation...b/c even then, your status won't mean Shit!

Who said cruise ships are for old people. I'm 63 and scored this girl last night 

what happened to this site? it got bad a year ago, for the last few months it got REEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLY shitty! tons of good uploads get deleted. and the users who uploaded them too! if this is on the way to be a generic, random, average pron site, then we dont need it anymore - there are enough of that around which dont have such asshole admins! where is headz, dewez, fbd, doll, acid? did they leave this sinking ship already? cant blame them - i'm about to!

young man looking for a serious and very real bdsm based relation ship with a woman 30 +

Welcome aboard the cruise ship.  Time to put on your slutty dress and show everyone your tit.  

Hello guys! I need your help!I'm a petite Mexican lady who looks and dresses innocent from outside but very naughty from the inside. I'm in need of your help, I want to surprise my man (husband) with sexy and intimate clothing to wear. Risky and provocative clothing to go outside that screams fuck me to strangers and sexy underwear or lingerie in private to drive my man crazy! We are currently in a long distance marriage, he is been working outside of México for a few months already and my only way to please him is by video calls and set of pictures of the clothing he likes to buy me, but this time his birthday is coming soon, so he said is my turn to put some effort and pick sexy clothing and surprise him. He thinks I'm a little shy with these things because that's how he met, but little does he know I'm here begging strangers to dress me like the puta I truly am! Turns me on that my man is unknowingly buying me clothes to share the pictures with strangers online!Send as many suggestions as you like, but make sure they are online stores in México like Shienmx and/or Amazonmx or any other online store in México where my husband can buy clothes online and ship them to me. Make sure to post the exact name and pictures to make it easier for my husband to find and buy them for me. Going to ask my man to buy the clothing I like from your suggestions and I will post some pictures in here to show you guys how it looks on me 😏 but of course my husband won't know so this will be our little secret 😘 he doesn't know he is married to a tiny Mexican slut 🤤As proof I'm real, I will post a couple of pictures of clothes he bought before for me ♥️ Also feel free to also suggest innocent cute dresses or clothing for him to buy me, I still need to keep appearances that I'm not into sexy stuff and like to dress innocently and conservative like a true catholic woman 🥰 Don't worry about the price, and I won't ask for money. My man works hard to buy what I like and for you guys to enjoy (unknowingly 😉) Sorry for my English. It is my second language. Con amor your puta 😘

young man looking for older sub woman for full bdsm relation ship

RIP Shirley Temple but I always thought that her song "on the good ship lollypop" was written by a pedo and was talking about a young girl fucking a old mans lollypop.

I was jerking off on my couch just now and noticed a shipping truck pull up outside my house. I decided to keep stroking anyways to see what happened. He approached my door which is mostly glass and I pretended not to see him. I saw him notice what I was doing and stop walking. He stood there for a second while I jerked and he watched before getting closer to the door. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick which was already hard. I quickly shot my load up my chest and then pretended to just notice him. I acted embarrassed, pulled my shorts up,  then opened the door with cum on my chest. As I opened it I was saying “I am so sorry!!” And then looked at his hard cock. He laughed embarrassed too and said sorry as well, but I nodded for him to step inside. I closed the door, got on my knees and used two hands to stroke and suck his cock. It was only about 15 seconds before he shoved it in my throat and started cumming. It pulsed 14 times before he pulled it out!! When I caught my breath I said thank you and he replied thank YOU. I stood up, he quickly licked some of my cum off me, and said he had to go. 

On the ship slut took hella loads 

Mom tore the family apart the day after I shipped out . Now 30 years later she's crawled back to us boys.. she is now helpless and can't make it on her own.. my brother's say she did the best she could .. I say she should be sucking are cock's.. 

Hi all

New mother whose breastfeeding has soiled tops for sale. every night she wakes up to feed and has large wet patches all around her breasts, shes hoping somebody out there is willing to buy her dirty clothes as she needs the money, photographs of her wearing the tops are also available.

Prices on request as cost will depend on shipping costs and the price of the tops etc. Prices for the service start at $30 plus shipping and clothes cost.

Sucking on a big dildo between her swollen breast was her idea maybe she will be open to more ideas.

send requests to my mailbox

Hi all newly registered to this site but long time user, heres a bit of back story to us, myself and my wife are looking to make a bit of money on the side using her leaking breasts, see shes a breast feeding mother who wakes up twice a night with large breast that have leaked milk onto her pj/t shirt she willing to sell these to help with the bills send us a message with your request and we will arrange for you to get one of her tops cost is $2o plus shipping and cost of the item of clothing

I was 23 and a sailor on a ship, I had long hair and one of my colleagues was always joking about sexy things he was dark and older than me. One evening I visited his cabin sat on my knees opened his pants took out his big cock and started to stroke him. Nobody say a word, and he hardened in my hand he was close to my lips and I couldn’t help it my lips parted, and I started sucking, in the meantime my own cock got so hard, after a while he tried to pull out, but I hold him in my mouth, and he came like a hose I put my tongue over his head otherwise he would have drowned me, I swallowed his hot cum licked his cock and went back to my cabin to stroke my cock only2 stroke I came so hard I got my own sperm over my face and in my open mouth OMG I loved it

I used to fuck the fat blonde when she was 19. I would slap the ship out of her fat ass, cum on her face and tits. She was a depressed girl and I would make her cry fucking her face.

Previous post got deleted.. maybe poor choice of words .. idk..

So again.. I am 38M. And I wonder to find/get in relation ship with a MILF with a daughter (18+) and try to bang them both.. separately. Maybe chances are very thin..

Hi,im looking for a Carbon Monoxide suicide kit.. ive searched Google but without any hope please can someone post any sites they find that sell the kits and will ship them to the UK,
or if theres a DIY tutorial that would be welcome too thanks!

Will someone please ship some cum all over my daughter (middle) and friends

I was jogging at night last week when i was abducted by aliens. there were three of them, and they were long,thing green things that spoke in an odd english accent, like they were in a harry potter film. so they wanted me to give them a dna sample because they needed some for their science experiments, to create the ultimate fighting machine to compete in the galactic thunderdome, and they needed exotic dna samples from off-shoot worlds.

so they wanted a dna sample, but i'm like fuck off, there's no way they're gonna stick any probes up my bum. so they laughed and said, no we are more considerate than that. so they open a door and in walks a naked stunning young woman wearing a smile and a hankerchief. so she kneels by my feet and undoes my zipper, and then starts to suck my cock, and the aliens are sitting on the couch and having some beers, and it's a bit uncomfortable.

i asked the aliens what the fuck, and they said that the naked woman is actually a robot designed to harvest human dna samples, they only want sperm, so they're having a few beers, and one of them starts lighting up.

hey, i said, i want a bit of that too, so the aliens gave me a beer and some weed. and it was pretty great, drinking and smoking and getting sucked off by the robot dna sampler. then i come and she sucks it all down and gets up and walks out of the door.

where is she going, I ask, i have more samples she can have, i joke with the aliens. the aliens high-5 me and say you son of a gun, you crack me up, but that's all we need, we can create a gigantic muthafucka beast warrior with your dna now. and he give me another beer, and man, those aliens sure can brew.

well now, the alien said, you did us an amazing favour, i can give you something awesome in return. cos we're bros. I can either give you a suticase full of cash, or a lightsabre, what do you want?

i tihnk hard about it, beacuse i need a suitcase full of cash, but i also need a lightsabre.tough choice bro, i said, is there any way i can get both? i wouldn't mind give you more dna samples another time if that'll sweeten the deal.

the alien looked at me amusedly, and said, you're a real bargainer, my friend, you have yourself a deal. we need some more of you dna in a years time for the next competition. we'll give you TWO sacks of cash and a lightsabre, and we'll leave you a dna sampler to use for a year. just make sure she sucks and fucks you once a day for the year, and we'll come back when it's time. and if you comply, we will gie you even more gifts.

so the door opens again, and another hot young woman walks in. the alien gets her to bend over and sticks his finger up her bum. you see here, you can change her appearnce with the switch here. the woman flickers and then turns into kate upton. or if you want, someone a bit more waifish. and she flickers again and turns into daisy ridley.

daisy ridley get up and says in her sexy english accent, now lets the force be with us. and she pushes me on teh floor and unzips my pants and fucks me again. and as we're fucking, the ship turns bright white and then a flash and daisy ridley and i are in the middle of the park in the middle of the night, stark naked.

oh crap, i said to daisy, we need to get home so we can fuck some more and count our sacks of cash.

let's go, daisy shouts and springs up and races me home.

This is a true story, and one that can happen to you too if you start running int he middle of parks at midnight.

The look that sunk ships

I joined another file sharing site, which outlines all banned content (including a specific list of sites to not upload material from, and a specific list of 2 illegal topics to discuss), the admins aren't assholes, and I've received as many hits in one week as I did on here in a year and a half. I used to love motherless, but fuck it, it's a sinking ship. The revamp of the boards is the final nail in the coffin for me.

I am 27 years old male. I am going on a cruise with my family soon. I want to suck some cock and get fucked on the boat. What is the best way to do this? Hang out in the gym locker room? What have you guys done. How have you played with another guy on a cruise ship.

No reason not to be on cam. get one for yourself or your girlfriends. $6 webcam on ebay:
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The real reason Max Hardcore is in prison I think is that he got soft. He should have stayed cutting edge. Moved to a country that lets you do good porn. And not try to go all soft core mainstream.

I mean I saw a vid where he actually appologized for pissing on one of his sluts. Towards the end he hardly even slapped half the bitches. And certianly didn't pee on too many other.

If I was to replace Max I would give the bitch one safe word for legal reasons. She says it fine, cut you don't get paid get the fuck out and don't come back. Especially with the economy I think women will be standing in line to do porno. They all have it in them.

I dated a chick once who got all pissed when she snooped on my computer and found I watched his shit. After she calmed down a couple of days later I asked her how much she thought those girls got paid. "Oh probably five grand." Direct quote. I lost a lot of respect for women that day. Little priss miss that was oh so upset about porno in general and Mad Max in specific pretty much admited she would do the exact same shit if the price is right.

So god help the women of the planet if my ship ever comes in. I will make Max Harcore look like a fucking hole in the ground.

Now swallow it bitch!

Just breaking that the White House (from barakobama.com) and the unions are organizing & DRIVING BUSLOADS of left-wing protestors to the state capitols in both Wisconsin and Nebraska, all the while CLAIMING that the protest are organized by the grass roots. All the more ridiculous is that these are the SAME people that accused the Tea-Party rallys (actual grass roots gatherings of Americans) of being professionally organized like they, themselves are doing right now.

It just goes to show you how sanctimonious, untruthful, greedy, and intollerant the Amercian left-wing liberals are. Rather than letting the process work, they sneak out of the state in the middle of the night to avoid doing their duty, & voting like a bunch of little rats fleeing a sinking ship. A tactic, by the way, the left has used before in Texas and other states (this is the interweb...look it up if you don't believe it).

I've got news for you lefties & labor unions...the American public is watching your greedy temper tantrums. These teachers are paid $98,000/yr plus benefits...WAY more than anyone in the private sector. You're going to be rudely awakened to find out that all of your screaming and whining is NOT helping your cause with the American people. So please, by all means, keep it up.

I'm a 59 yo retired man. A Vietnam vet. I was drafted when I was 18 and stayed in long enough to do 2 tours ( why the fuck do they call shipping you to a hell hole to kill people a tour?) I arrived a virgin but soon lost my cherry to many whores there. Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
I went back to Nam 4 months ago for a week long trip to see all the places I based at. I soon found myself whoring again. The girls kept getting younger and younger. I ended up staying 4 weeks. Most of the time I was fucking little 12 and 13 yo girls. That's the age I like girls, their just getting tits and a tiny waist and pubes. Yummy. I head back in a month I can't wait.

Jesus Christ Motherless! Fix your spam issue. It's out of control. The mods are clearly around because I see recent 404 action, but aren't taking care of the spam as well. Bad user experience = loss of viewer-ship = loss of profit. It's in your own best interest to fix this shit.

proof that monkeys will never be domesticated. we need to round em all up and ship them the hell out of here. crime will go down, jobs will open up and the national debt will go away cause they wont be collecting their welfare while sitting on them damn porches doing nothing.

http://efukt.com/2400_Show_Your_Tits_Or_Die.html

i love jacking off to girls i know for real, in person, hotties i see every day. i would love to develop a friend ship w/ another guy and jack off w/ him to these hotties while discussing them. so if any of u are from texas,usa hit me up. lol :P

who has that rocket ship that i gave away in febuary?

hi im looking for a vid about a woman working at a car dealer ship.
she was blackmailed into sex.
i believe it was from bangbros but i cant find it anymore :(