My wife stood before me with some items in front of her. Without a word, she emptied a large jar of mayonnaise and proceeded to fill the empty jar with rocks right to the top, rocks about 2" diameter, then asked me if the jar was full. I agreed that it was.

She then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them in to the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. My wife then asked me if the jar was now full. I agreed that, yes, it was.

She then poured a bag of sand into the jar with the result that the sand filled up the remaining spaces between the rocks and pebbles.

"Now," said my wife, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your wife who loves you, your health, your children - anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed. The pebbles are the other things in life that matter, but on a smaller scale. The pebbles represent things like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. Your X-box, football, the pub, porn. If you put the sand or the pebbles first, there is no room for the rocks. The same goes for your life.

If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff, material things, you will never have room for the things that are truly most important."

I was dumbfounded.
Where was she going to get more mayonnaise from for my sandwich?

A mate of mine has just told me he's fucking his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache!"

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

I confess. After a long sleepless night of fixing up a laptop, downloading and installing the .iso - passing it over to the now 'functioning' laptop, from a Linux system, downloading all the drivers. The Ethernet controller without internet was definitely the most fun part.
Getting all the basic stuff in check and out of the way, of course remembering how shit m$ was and thanking the heavens I got out of that mindless, self-indulging piece of shit most people naively claim is technology.

At around six O'clock in the morning I was just plain bored and too tiered to concentrate and virtually cause some chaos on Battlefield 3. So I thought I'd maybe indulge into a little Omegele trolling(yes, I was that bored and shattered beyond imagination). Of course this led from .gif to .gif and then to .jpgs (the standard shit)
After about twenty seconds of cock, cock, cock and more spineless characters, some random chicks appeared. And even though the idea of them complying to the 'Instant Win' it just felt wrong. Which is rather strange because my no - noes are only teens or younger and scat. But that just felt completely desperate and I wasn't even really bothered to get a eyeful of anything, I mean; cummon ... there is porn EVERYWHERE online - why 'work' for it.
I came to the same conclusion as every time I end up on that bullshit site. I see too much cock, which is not a pleasant site, was still bored shitless and hating that place as always, for some unknown reason I still drift on there from time to time.

In conclusion. If you do indeed feel the need to do this sort of stuff, maybe the urge. It is the probably the most desperate thing you could ever do - that of course, if you are really trying to see some tits.

Go to a hooker, pay her, her soon to be well earned money. Get that stress out of your body and dedicate your time to something more productive in life that just aimlessly trolling people who already are bored senseless anyway.

Or

You could just do what we all do, have done and probably very soon; will be doing again.
Get out of the house - alone, or with friends, that's your choice - go to a bar/pub/club... have a beverage of your liking and talk to someone who tickles your fancy.
Because, at least for me ... It's just much much easier to come here, or any other site with COPIOUS amounts of FREE porn, choose something that gets your rocks off and do your thing. And not spend endless hours wasting time, siving through cocks, loops, people who are not stupid to fall for these old tricks. Oh, did I mention more cocks too ...

That's it.

I confess that last night I kissed, and almost had sex with, one of my best friends mum. I'm 20 and so is my friend Jenny. Her mum is 46 and her dad left her for some other woman about 2 years ago. (Think it was actually his secretary, how cliche'd haha) Any way she's pretty attractive but I had never really considered her in any sexual manner before, known her since I was very young but never really spoken to her much.

Anyway, last night Jenny's boyfriend was having his 21st birthday party at the pub where I work. It's just a few minutes walk from my house, and also from Jenny and her mums house too. So they were all in the pub getting pretty drunk and Jenny's mum was there too having quite a lot of wine. So when I finished work at 9 I decided to join them and went and sat with Jenny and her mum.

One beer led to a few more (not loads only 4 pints or so) and I ended up chatting with just her mum for about 2 hours, jenny had gone sitting with her boyfriend. At first I thought it would be awkward as we don't know each other that well but she was pretty drunk and so very chatty. After a while I started to get the impression that she might be flirting with me, so I decided to go along with it and it just got more and more flirty and she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I told her no and she only half joking that she would have definately gone out with me if she wasn't too old. I just laughed and told her that she wasn't too old for me at all. At this point we were both saying it as if we were joking but we both knew that we were actually being serious.

Then she went straight to the point and asked me if I thought she was attractive and i obviously said yes, very attractive. She seemed genuinely surprised (i don't know why as i'd been blatently flirting with her for about half an hour!!)and started telling me that she found me attractive too. She ended up sitting really close and had her hand right on my thigh at this point.

She then said what about Jenny, wouldn't that bother you blah blah blah. And I just kinda shrugged it off and said I dunno what about you and she just said yeah it probably isn't right, but she didn't move away and carried on with her hand on my thigh and we carried on flirting. Anyway at that point everyone was leaving so I decided to walk home with Jenny's mum and also Jenny and her boyfriend.

Got back to their place and the 4 of us had another beer/wine whatever and were chatting but me and her mum wern't flirting anymore but she kept smiling at me everytime she could. Then Jenny and her boyfriend went upstairs to bed and I think at that point Jenny was a bit confused as to why i was still there but she was very drunk and didn't say anything. Anyway me and her mum were chatting for a few minutes and then she just leaned over on the couch and full on kissed me. So we were making out on the couch for a couple of minutes and she was rubbing my cock aswell at first through my jeans and then actually had her hands inside my pants. She was a fucking awesome kisser as well. I was so turned on it was unreal. Couldn't believe that it was happening and how i'd never noticed how hot she is before. It really was great haha.

Unfortunately at that point jenny's boyfriend came back downstairs, we heard him coming and moved apart so nothing was wrong but he ended up getting another beer and coming sitting down with us. After about 5 minutes i realised he wasn't moving anytime soon and me and her mum did this weird 'conversation' just through facial expressions and eye contact haha, basically she shook her head and it was pretty much over for the night, gave it up as a lost cause.
I've got her number though and i might give her a ring or text at somepoint, or maybe just wait til she next comes into the pub.

I feel a bit mean on my friend as Ive never done anything like that before but her mum was amazing so if i get the chance again i think i'll definately take it. Hopefully I will! I'll update this if anything else happens but it will probably be a while if ever.

You walk into the men’s room at the pub and find her tied up like this
What do you do next?

Was at the pub last night after work. While I was talking to the barman (a man my age, just over 50) he was telling me that he had got lucky and fucked a 21 year old the night before. Joking around I told him pics or it didn't happen. I never expected him to show me pics. Especially pics of my stepdaughter. I stayed quiet about her being my stepdaughter. He was telling me she called him daddy and told him that she wanted to fuck her stepfather but she didn't know how to go about it.
When her mother went to work this morning I took matters into my own hands. She was still in bed when her mother left so I went into her room, I sat down on the side of her bed to wake her up. I shook her shoulder gently to wake her and as she started to roll over my hand "accidentally" slid down a bit onto her chest. When my hand stopped on her tit she woke up and looked me in the eye. I smiled as I gently squeezed her tit, when she smiled back, my fingers found her nipple, it got hard immediately. I grabbed one of her hands and put it on my hardening cock and told her I knew she wanted me to fuck her, her face went bright red but there was no denial. I slid her shirt up so I could see her tits, they looked perfect, I couldn't help myself and started to lick and suck her nipples one at a time. Her hand started to slide up and down on my cock.
Sliding my hand down towards her pussy made her slide her hand inside my shorts, as my fingers slid between her meaty cunt lips, her hand grabbed my cock and she told me she wanted my cock in her mouth. I made her wait about 10 mins while I fingered her cunt. She got so impatient that she moved herself around so my fingers stayed buried inside her but she could get my cock in her mouth. Fuck me she was a better cocksucker than her mother. You could tell she liked sucking cock by how she attacked it. Not once did I have to push her head down, she knew how to deepthroat from the start. After fucking me with her mouth, I picked her up and threw her on the bed and told her to spread her legs like the little slut she was, she put her feet behind her head and told me to pound her harder than I fuck her mother. While I was fucking her she grabbed her phone and started showing me videos of her masturbating, in every video she was calling out "daddy fuck me" and "daddy make me your fucktoy".
We fucked for about an hour, when we were finished, she sucked her cum off my cock and asked me to promise not to tell her mum. Like I was gonna do that lol, I'm not that stupid. I agreed on one condition and that was I get to fuck her whenever I wanted and she said she thought it was obvious we were going to be fucking regularly.

I'm nearly 60 and have enjoyed 30 years of paid sex with some really memorable occasions. Unlike many other guys who have satisfying sex lives with partners or girlfriends I have had to pay, but I have used the opportunity to have sex with attractive young women that I would never have been able to enjoy any other way. I'm always after the elusive girlfriend experience, however but treat girls well and have often been very pleased with the outcome.

A bit of history: Back in 2010 I used the Adultwork website to meet up with a beautiful 19yo photographic model model (we'll call her Clare) who also liked to offer extras. After a very successful sexual encounter I told her I enjoyed gangbangs. "What's a gangbang?" she asked! Well I didn't just tell her, I felt obliged to educate her properly and organised one with myself and 3 other middle aged guys. She and we loved it and she held several with other organisers before at Christmas 2011 I suggested another new experience, a visit to a well known naturist/swinging club. Let's call it Oreos.

All organised, several guys and her met at a pub before going the club. At reception, however she was turned away. We hadn't realised they had a 21yo age limit and she was 4 days short of her birthday. Fortunately one of the guys had a hotel room so we were still able to party but this was always the special event that didn't happen.

Soon after that Clare started a relationship and stopped working. She became pregnant and had three children. She left a lot of punters bereft, we wished her well but she had been one of the most enthusiastic and lovely amateur hookers, with a genuine fondness for older men and a strong exhibitionist streak and sense of fun.

I could never get over the missed event however and kept trying to arrange it with other girls. In the end I advertised a reverse booking on Adultwork and my very cheap offer of £100 for 'at least two hours' at the club was accepted by a girl calling herself Lush Companion. She was delightful, half Philipino, petite and sweet. We stayed the whole evening and I had a great time. We treated two guys to joining us in a private room although they only got to watch us and be wanked off by her.

Earlier this year, I heard rumours that Clare was working again and established email contact. In a racy chat session she let on that she felt occasionally stifled by motherhood and craved the attention she used to command from guys. She also wanted to prove she was as tight and passionate as before she delivered her babies vaginally. She was proud that her figure was almost as slim and firm as before.

We arranged to do the Oreos visit nearly five years after the first time. She would travel from home in Birmingham to Bristol, I would pay her travel expenses, plus £60/hour for two hours and would try and arrange a couple of other guys to increase her income and make up more of a party.

I advertised on Craiglist for single guys to "share an 25yo slim amateur hooker at Oreos" and when I had a disappointing response, advertised for couples as well. I did have about 2 guys and 2 couples expressing an intention to attend and participate. As it turned out nobody from Craigslist or any of my usual gangbang circulation list turned up (Losers) but we had a ball anyway.

When Clare's train arrived I was delighted to discover she was just as pretty and slim as I remembered and just as friendly and up for it. She looked stunning in the nude at Oreo's and I enjoyed a shower with her as she experienced some initial embarrassment.

Clare was only shy for about ten minutes and then realised that there were worse fates than being fancied by 20-30 blokes. She really entered into the swinging spirit. We fooled around in the Jacuzzi, were joined by a black couple who were very naughty with each other underwater. The woman, Kate, said she wanted to lick Clare out so we went to the largest of the private rooms. I could tell that Clare was really getting off on the very polite but obvious attention from guy in particular one and feeling magnanimous to both Clare and the guy said Puss could do whatever she wanted and she asked the very 'buff' and extremely nice guy, John, if he wanted to join us to 'help use up a bottle of baby oil'.

In the private room I french kissed Clare and slathered her slim torso and pussy with oil while Clare wanked John. She then sucked him while the Kate licked Clare out and fingered Clare's pale pink pussy with her brown fingers and crimson nails whilst declaring that "Oh my god you have most gorgeous pussy (True) and you taste so good". While she did that her partner fucked her in doggy with his stereotypically large cock.

Then I said it was Ok, so John found himself fucking Clare but forbidden to cum. He and I took her in turns and in several position before he came on her smooth belly. As the client, I reckoned I would finish the session by coming inside her. OMG that was lovely. Winston was fiddling with her anus and my balls which I quite enjoyed but Clare didn't appreciate!

Winston was pissed because Clare wouldn't let him fuck her "You'd split me open" she said, which seemed unlikely seeing as she had delivered several babies, but she was still very tight and I gather she had had a bad experience with a BBC in the past. Absolutely her call, after all, I was the only one paying!

After the joint session in the private room John had to leave. He had a huge grin and still couldn't believe his luck having had Clare choose him and me telling him he couldn't come until I said so!

With only 45 minutes until we had to catch the train, I had a second wind and having asked Clare just for a cuddle, we had a very sweet spoons and cowgirl quickie session in a clean private room, by ourselves (I'm afraid we left the other one with soggy towels and pools of oil and worse. Disgraceful!).

Well, after two and half hours in total at the club we ran out laughing into the street and hailed a taxi, getting her to the station just 5 minutes before her train. I don't know how many times she came over the evening. I managed more than I thought I was capable of and the subsequent Viagra headache was just mild enough for me to bask in the afterglow.

I won't forget this amazing experience for a long time. It hugely exceeded already high expectations, mostly because of a wonderful girl and a very good vibe at the club.

It cost me £140 for her (all I could afford), £15 entrance (special offer for couples on Tuesday), £30 in cabs, £40 for her train fare. This is twice as much as I've ever spent on a punt. Would have got 4 half hour sessions with my hometown regular - but what an experience!

She and I have exchanged texts and emails over the subsequent 24 hours. It is abundantly clear that she really enjoyed it. I'm so glad.

Details have been changed to protect the guilty but this actually happened last night 3rd June. I know - I was there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I confess that this bitch drives me fucking crazy she is so prom and proper , she really thinks she's something! I'd love to see her groped kissed and wanked on by a whole pub full of men and boys she knows or a large group of hung black men . Love to hear your thoughts on her and what she needs . She's a 53 year old married mum of two

Bf in pub we both feeling naughty n hornet ..he says put pic my pussy on hear do he can read ur dirty comment 

Who's being followed into the pub toilets and what are you doing to them

I love sharing my GF and recently enjoyed watching her wank my best mate off in the pub till he cum, anyone else into this

love sharing my GF and recently enjoyed watching her wank my best mate off in the pub till he cum, anyone else into this

Had business across the pond. Closed the deal early. Decided to celebrate with a pint at the pub. I never realised the Brits like a California accent but ok.Before I know it I'm riding back to my room with a ravishing 28 year old redhead. I'm telling all of you I almost lost my nut when she knelt and you hear this incrediblly proper English accent "how badly do you want me to pop it in my mouth? Would you like it? Suck you, wank you, make you go before we even fuck?" She swallowed a load before I even teased her. Fucking incredible!

I confess there is nothing sexier than being served beer by a stunning 18 year old at the local pub. 18 and beer, pretty much a dream!

Me and one of the girls in the couple just couldn't wait... So we did it in the pub toilet.
Now we will go back and continue drinking, might take some more photos tonight.

Tomorrow we eill go back to the slope for some skiing again.

The world is at an end as the UK has closed its pubs as of tonight wtf are we going to do lol
Cum here and wank is my plan hehe .
what's yours ?

About 30 years ago I caught a couple of farmers in their 40s fucking a hot 18 year old slut, who was a couple of years above me at school.  They had her bent over a box and were calling her names as they took turns on her.

Jump forward 30 years and me and a mate went for a smoke in the pub garden and the same slut, now married with k1ds and in her late 40s, was bent over a bench being hammered by a young guys as he called her every filthy name you could imagine.

Once a worthless fucking slut always a worthless alut I guess.

I confess to having an affair with a student.

I am a UK uni lecturer. I'm gym fit and have been on the end of flirting before but have never acted on it. I am married and have no desire to jeopardise that. But then I started taking risks.... a faceless tinder profile for one.

I ended matching with a 20 yo from my uni. After messaging, I determine she doesn't do my subject and is based at the other end of the uni. She is hot, and has a really specific look that I find particularly hot... alternative, coloured hair, hairy armpits, lots of eye makeup. She's 5'8" with dark brown hair, lots of tatts and a confident London/South East accent.

After some messaging, it starts getting really hot. She is in an open relationship, and likes submitting to married men, then being dom with her bf.

"I'll do the things your wife won't. Push me down, spit in my mouth. Make me tongue your arsehole. My only conditions are that you go down on me first, and that you raw cum in my cunt".

Normally I play safe, but to be honest, safety went out the window. I asked why she insisted on raw. Her reply "my bf licks it out. He'll len rim me as I cum on my vibe and then I might let him fuck me".

Long story short - we met in a pub, had a pint and then she invited me back to hers. Bf was shut in the living room while we headed to her bedroom. The sex was wild.... sweaty, rough and I hit my dominant stride. She throated my cock with her spit running off my balls, rimmed my arse and came hard on my tongue with my finger rubbing her arsehole. I fucked her hard and rough... not for her but to take what I needed. She was making a fair bit of noise (probably for the bf's benefit). Eventually, when I was ready, I sprayed deep inside her while she was on her back with her legs over my shoulders. We were coated in sweat and the stink of sex was pretty ripe.

She winked, said "I'd definitely love that again, but you need to find your way out now as it's his turn".

I headed out and as the door closed, I caught sight of the bf heading to her room. I knew him. He did my course. My stomach sank, even though he did not see me.

I confess some ugly slut started sitting ontop of me in the pub earlier, grinding on me whilst her husband watched in disbelief. She has 2 kids at home and she was acting like a desperate little crackewhore. I felt like slapping that bitch and fucking her with a power tool there and then to teach her not to act like such a slut.

How can some girls be so vile? Uhh.

I live in a rural community where nothing much goes on without everyone getting to know. Most of the guys around here seem to be only interested in farming beer and sport. All the guys that aren't I've fucked and I'm so bored with their cocks.
There is a new guy who moved in to a house at the end of main street who only moved in a few weeks ago but doesn't go in any of the pubs. He's middle aged, skinny but has eyes that mesmerise me. After I downed a few vodkas last night I took a walk down hoping to catch his eye and more if I can.
I did and we went inside his house. We chatted for a bit and I flirted with him and gave him a good look at my cleavage but he seemed uninterested. I'm 23, pretty with dd sized tits and a firm body what is there not to like. If he hadn't been tellin me about his dead misses I would have said gay.
I made an excuse and went to the toilet. It was upstairs and I found his bedroom I went in and undressed to my underwear and shouted that I needed his help. I didn't get the reaction I thought, he was fuming that I was in his room and told me that I was an awful girl with a potty mouth and if i didn't apologize he would spank me. Wittily I answered I just wanted a fuck not a fuck off. This made it worse and he grabbed me and pushed me face down on the bed and started to spank my bottom. It really hurt but I could feel his hard cock pressing in to my side as he held me down. I kicked my legs and put my hand back to stop him, he didn't. He pulled my panties down and carried on. I don't know how long he slapped my ass but every one stung and when he finally stopped my ass was so hot and red.
He got his cock out, long not that wide but it was straight. He said something about this is what bad girls do to me. I let my bra drop to the floor and stepped out my knickers and took his cock in my mouth. We fucked in every position until he finally showered my red ass with his juice. I have never cum so much. Next time I'm a bad girl I know where to go.
So if you are a single guy and can get to derbyshire I'm Susie and I adore cock. Leave a comment and lets get together.....

Should I post this? maybe not. Will I post this? I am still not sure if I will. I should give you a little background about me so please stick with me. I am Karen and I am 24 years old. I am just under 5 foot tall very slim with almost no breasts at all, I don't have to wear a bra they are that small. I am a natural red head with the temper to match. Until this confession I was a virgin. I was never popular growing up and never had many friends. I never even masturbated to orgasm till I was 18. OK my confession starts on December 31st last year. My boss invited me to her new year party. She has always been kind to me but the invite was a bit of a shock, I almost didn't go. I am so glad I did though because my life would have carried on the same boring path.

I bought a nice black derss for the party with matching black lace underwear and a pair of killer heels that rose me up over five foot tall. I got my hair done too cost me almost £100 but in the end the I loved the whole look. I got to the party quite early, bang on 8pm and it was just me, my boss and her husband. She wasn't surprised to see me there early as I am always early for work too. Now my boss (Susan) is 42 years old but looks a lot younger, her breasts unlike mine were very big and since I was early she wasn't quite ready and only had her bath robe on. What was really funny was, her husband (Mark) had not heard me coming in and walked into the room totally naked. He was the first man I had ever seen naked in real life, I froze but he didn't bother at all, he just said sorry and left. Susan laughed as she saw my face, she said don't worry as he was a show off. She said I should come and help her get ready as her dress was a bit tight and she needed help getting it on. She took me to her room and again there was Mark still naked on the bed, she dropped her robe, and I was very aware of being in a room with 2 naked people. She told Mark to get out and I watched him go, his cock was very big. She grabbed her dress and turned towards me, the first thing I notched was she was totally shaved, she asked if I was OK? and laughed. It was then I noticed I was getting very wet. She pulled the dress on and she was right it was very tight and I could hardly get the zip up, she ahd put a bra on but I noticed she didn't bother with panties. Her breasts were trying to escape and she asked me if she looked OK? I told her she tooked amazing.
Some more of her friends arrived and I noticed I was the only person from work there. All were couples except one boy James. Susan introduced him to me and the look on her face told me she had brought me there for him. It was a little later she asked if I liked him? I said he was nice and she said good and added he is single. I was a little more relaxed by then but drinking wine always relaxed me. It came to midnight and I was standing with James when the new year came in. He turned to me and before I could do anything her grabbed me and kissed me. Not the usual new year kiss, his tongue pushed its way into my mouth, It took me a second but gave in and let him kiss me. I lost myself in that kiss and I have no idea how long we kissed but when we stopped everyone was looking at us. Susan came up and gave me a new year kiss and whispered into my ear that we could use her room if needed.
It was around 2am I was a little drunk and James and I had been kissing a lot, he took my hand and led me upstairs. I fell back on Susans bed and he got on top of me and kissed me again this time his hand was under my dress. I stopped him and told him I was a virgin. I thought that may scare him off but he said he would be gentle with me. I stood up and he unzipped my dress and it fell to the floor, he undid my bra and since it was padded I said "I hope you are not disapointed with the size" he smiled and kissed both nipples. Then he pulled my panties off and I stood naked in front of him, he was the first boy ever to see me naked and I was shocked at just how relaxed I was. It took him seconds to get naked and I was on my back on the bed. Now yes I was a virgin but I had been using a vibrator on myself for 3 years. I opened my legs and felt the tip of his cock at my pussy, then he pushed it in. He fucked me for how long I have no Idea but it felt great and I was in heaven. I felt him get faster and then he exploded inside me, It was then I looked up and saw Susan watching. He got off me and I was lying there feeling exhausted and satisfyed. Susan came over and sat on the bed. Then without warning she touched my pussy, her finger went deep inside me and she pulled it out covered in my juice and James cum, she licked it clean. I had no idea what to do or say. James kissed me and I felt her finger inside me again, his kiss kept me busy as she fingered me then her finger was gon and I looked up and saw her leave. James was hard again and this time he took me from behind and as he fucked me his finger went in my ass, I know I screamed at that point but he kept doing it. Again he shot his cum inside me. I fell forward onto the bed and just lay there. He got beside me and cuddled me. I must have fallen asleep then because the next I knew it was morning. James was still beside me and I reached down and put my hand round his cock, it reacted right away and got hard. He woke up and kissed me, I said I had to pee and got up and walked to the door, I was still naked and knew the bathroom was just across the hall. I made the short dash and got in the toilet, I sat down and my god I thought it would never stop. I never locked the door and in walked Mark, naked, he said sorry and shut the door. I finished and opened the door for that short dash again. Mark was still there smiling. I still don't know why but I just walked out letting him see me. He asked hif James had satisfyed me and as I walked away he said I had a nice bush. I got back to James and he was on the bed his cock still rock hard. He told me to get on top and I did as he asked, the feeling of his cock going it that was was the best, I bounced up and down and once again he shot inside me, this time when I got off he asked me to lick his cock clean, I did as asked and was on the bed with my ass in the air.
We talked for a while and I asked him if we could keep seeing each other. He said we could but he only wanted sex not a girlfriend. I was a little sad at that but said that was OK because now that I had finally done it, I wanted more, lots more. He kissed me and said he had to go, leaving me alone in Susans bed. A short time later Susan came up wearing a robe and asked if I had a good time? I told her I had then it came back to me what she did to me last night. She took off her robe and got in the bed beside me naked. She asked if I minded her touching me last night? I said I didn't mind but was a little shocked. She leaned over and kissed me her hand went right to my pussy and slid right in. She moved down and her mouth was on my pussy licking and her teeth gently biting my clit, I was shocked and happy both at the same time, her tongue was doing things I never thought possible and for the first time in my life another person made me cum. She took my hand and said to come down stairs, and as we walked down the staires I saw there was still a few people from the party still there, everyone was naked and I saw Mark getting his cock suck by another man and it took me a second to see it was James. 3 women were playing with each other and Susan gave my hand to an older man, I had met him the night before but never knew his name, he said nothing but turned me round and bent me over his cock going inside me in one smooth motion, Susan sat down on a chair in front of me and they way he was fucking me it pushed my face almost into her pussy, then he moved me so it did. I kissed her as he fucked me then my tongue took on a life of its own and I licked her, He shot his cum inside me and pulled out then I felt another cock go in again after he cum another cock took his place, my face still at Susans pussy as every man fucked me, I think a few took me more than once but I cant be sure. I was exhaused more than I had ever been before. I lay on the floor unable to move, one of the women was between my legs licking me I could do nothing but lay there and let her. Mark picked me up and put me on the couch he turned me over and I felt him rub something into my bum then I got the shock of my life, his cock was at my bum pushing its way in, I screamed and tried to say no, but one of the women kissed me, Mark pushed it in and slow at first started to fuck my bum, god it hurt but not as much as it did when it first went in. He gently fucked my bum the pain getting less and less. I kissed the woman back grabbing onto the couch, he didn't cum in my ass but when he pulled out it felt nice. I lay on the couch watching others fuck and James came upto me and kissed me and asked if I was OK? To my own surprise I was, totally knackerd but OK. I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I had a cover over me and everyone was gone except Susan, she was still naked and was watching what I thought was porn on her PC but it was only after I got a close look that I saw it was me getting fucked in the bum by Mark. She said hi and then told me that even though she had filmed it, the movies never go public, ever.
She poured me a glass of wine and I noticed the time, it was 4pm, I called my parents just to let them know I was OK and was staying at Susans that night also. I also noticed I was starving and Susan cooked us some dinner, I asked where everyone was and she told me they had all gone to the pub and Mark would be back soon. I was aware I was still naked but it felt very natural and since I had no idea where my dress was didn't give it another thought.
Mark came back a little later and as soon as he got in the house he got naked, Susan had told me that they almost never wore anything at home. he kissed Susan and then me and asked how my bum was? I told him it was a little sore but OK. His cock was getting hard and I grabbed it and he pushed my head down towards it and I took him in my mouth. I licked the tip pulling his foreskin back exposing the head of it. He didn't cum and he led me up to their bed, Susan came with us and we fucked and licked for ages.

Susan drove me home the next morning and the following day I was back at work. Susan treated me the same as she always did but that night I went home with her again. This kept happening, sometimes it was just her sometimes her and Mark, but a lot of the time there was others there too. I fucked anyone who was there, I had gone from innocent virgin to total slut. James would come at least once a week and we became quite close, maybe because he was the only one there my age maybe because I really liked him and I started seeing him away from Susans too, it would always end with sex and he introduced me to sex in public, we got caught more than once but that was part of the thril.
I moved into Susans house last month, something my parents still don't understand but they think I am renting a room from them, maybe I am but I pay for it with sex. James all but lives here too now
To the outside world I am inoocent office worker but in private I am a wild slut

I hope you like my confession believe it or not I don't care I did this for me but if you cum to it thats good too

My wife and I are heading for divorce, the arrogant bitch is happy to wait around until she finds another man to run off with. She’s still really good looking 41 Asian with a lot of options, I’m 44 out of shape and financially struggling. She has me in such a low confidence state of mind I spiralled into depression.

But something happened, I was out walking listening to music on the headphones, not paying attention to my surroundings, I walk past and said hi. A few seconds later it dawned on my and thought wait a min that lady was blushing, then I thought wait I know that face, then realised it was a girl I knew from 15-20 years ago. We used to  talk and flirt out in the pubs but nothing ever happened. I kept walking and it felt too awkward to turn back to chat, but I’m going to walk by that house often until I see her again.

My point is that that little interaction making her blush has been a big confidence boost, my wife always telling me I’m ugly and I’ve felt really Fucking useless. I feel like I can get my shit together now, and get a new girlfriend in the future. 

Today at work I got real horny looking at the workers across the street . So I went on CL just to see if anyone wanted a hand job that I could sneak out to!! I meet up with an older black man in his apartment and when he whipped it out I nearly dropped!! it was long fat and after a few strokes hard as a rock!! I could`t help myself but while he lay back letting me stroke it I had to put my mouth on it even though I could only get the head in my mouth it was delicious. He seemed pleased that I went a little father so after soaking his cock in my spit I asked if I could bend over for him, he jumped up and pushed me over the arm of the chair he was in and pushed the monster into me!! I was moaning like a pub when he got down to his balls it didn`t take him long to be ready to shoot his load so he pu;;ed out of my ass and shot his load all over my face and chest. I had to take a shower before I was going to go back but when I came out he was hard again. I didn`t make it back to the office for the rest of the day and he just fucked my ass all afternoon! I love BBC!!!!

I confess i just left the pub and im really desperate for a piss !
I will be wetting myself before my gf comes home from work to join me in a
Wet night of sex ! We love watersports !
We'll be online all night so check out the updates :D if you want that is !

I confess..

I like dressing up like a girl..
Picking guys up from the pub..
and seeing how they react when they realise i've got a dick

So im married but im bi and like femboys/trans i have a friend in the pub younger than me my wife knows him too so we are meeting at the pub tomorrow then back to his the wife is fine with it i kind of think he likes me and he is very fem which i really like but once we are alone i really want him to make a move on me is it wrong ? My wife is really ok about seeing him but should i try something with him ???? Please help i dont know what to do.

Quick one for you
My son has been practising to become a hypnotist; my wife, his stepmum, said he is absolutely out of his mind; she doesn't believe in hypnosis, says it's a joke, never really happens. So he said he would prove it to her; she could be the one he hypnotises. She agreed with a smug but confident smile. My son told me about their agreement, and I suggested he hypnotise her at his forthcoming lads' house party. He had invited 10-15 of his sports team over to watch a premiership football match, a few drinks, snacks, and I would do a BBQ, The day came, 12 turned up, 2 with their girlfriends, those 2 girlfriends left at half time and arranged to meet their BFs later in the local pub, after the Football my son called his stepmum and said do you still not believe I can hypnotise you, she laught said ok prove it, before he started her said no matter what happens you are happy to be my assistant and be hypnotised, she just smiled said get on with it then, he came out to me by the BBQ and he said he had suggested he hypnotise her and she had agreeded and also agreeded what ever happens she is ok with it, I looked at him sais you can do what ever you want with her get her naked all you guys can fuck her if you can really hypnotise her, 20 minuites later there was a roar coming from the lounge area, i walked in and he had ordered her st strip and play with herself some of the guys had got items from the fridge and other things they found around the room and she was using these items in her holes, as i walked in to stop it, my son said dad dont spoil this she asked for it, and anyway your gonna get rid of her soon, so let us have some fun with her, it will teach her for being a doubting Karen, I looked at him then her and said just this once but no marks on her, 3 hours later she was lay face down ass up cum running out of both her holes her hair was matted with come, she was drowling come out her mouth one of the lads had pushed a rather long thick carrot in her ass, she was still under, thats when i noticed the camcorder on the tripod at the other end of the room, my son ordered her to get dressed put to push her panties into her pussy once dressed her had her sit outside, and told me to put a buger in one of her hands and a bottle of bud in her other hand, then he said a couple of words snapped his finger and she was there laughing her first word were see i told you it never happens.
All 12 lads, my son and I had emptied our cum in all her holes at least 1 time in each hole,
This is not a joke story; it's a real event.

Since we have been together my girlfriend has turned into a bit of an exhibitionist. She has flashed her beautiful tits dozens of times. Quite often it was me exposing them but she always let me. She enjoyed it. Usually it was spontaneous but sometimes it was planned out. Similar to some videos clips from Frivolous dress order.
She also enjoyed sex in public. She especially loves sucking cock in public. Sometimes we would just go for a drive so she could give me a blowjob while I was driving. We got caught doing this several times and on more than one occasion a passer by would stop to watch. It seemed to turn her on.
But she was always hesitant about flashing her ass or pussy. It was rare. The odd time when we were out for drinks she would position herself so that a guy could see under her skirt and get a quick view of her panties. But never actually flashing her pussy. I tried convincing her a couple times, She would think about it and then blush but would say no. And then finally she decided to do it.
It was a Saturday afternoon. We were meeting some people at a pub to watch our local football team play. Some were friends, other were aquaintances or you could call them friends of friends.
Of course we were wearing clothing that supported our team. My girlfriend was wearing a low cut black shirt that had our team logo and a black skirt.
We met everyone at the pub. There was 4 couples and 2 guys that were single. We couldn't all sit at on table so we grabbed 2 tables that were beside each other. One table was a short table that had regular chairs. The other table was a higher table so bar stools were required for that table.
The women decided that they would all sit at one table since they really weren't that interested in the game and the guys could sit at the other table and enjoy the game together. The women chose the higher table.
The girls sat with 2 on each side of the table. The guys sat with 2 on each side and 1 on each end. The pub had tvs everywhere so everyone had a good view of the game. I was sitting beside one of the single guys. We were positioned so that the tv we were watching was right above my girlfriends table.
As the game went on I noticed that the guy beside me kept on leaning towards me. It was getting annoying. I even asked him what the hell he was doing. He just gave me a startled look and said he wasn't doing anything. He kept doing it. Then I noticed that he was trying to look up the skirts of 2 women at the table. One was my girlfriend. The other was a very cute blonde girl. We were the only 2 guys at the table that had that view.
My girlfriend had her legs in a position so that we couldn't see up her skirt. But you could see up the other girls skirt a bit. She was wearing some sexy turquoise panties. My girlfriend didn't notice the guy trying to look up their skirts but Im pretty sure the blonde girl noticed him staring. She looked at him and changed her position so he could no longer see. But he continued trying to look up their skirts.
A few minutes pass and I decide to get up and go to the bar to get another drink. I ask my girlfriend to join me. While we are waiting for our drinks I tell that the guy beside me is trying to look up her skirt. She just laughed. I told her that she should let him have a little peek. She said maybe.
We went back to our respective tables and watched the game. A short time later my girlfriend positioned her legs so that the I and the guy next to me could see under her skirt. At first she had her legs fairly close together so you couldn't see anything, just a shadow. But she slowly opened legs and her white panties became visible. He just kept staring at her crotch. I was trying not to stare but it was fucking hot.
Half time came and it was time for a bathroom break. I got up to go to the bathroom, my girlfriend did too. We talked while we were on our way to the bathroom. I told her that the guy sitting next to me liked the view of her panties. I told her I liked it too and thought it was hot. She didn't say anything. Just smiled. We then went to our respective bathrooms.
We went back to our separate tables as the 2nd half begun. All I was thinking about was my girlfriend showing her panties in public. I was wondering if she would continue the show in the 2nd half. We didn't discuss it when we talked at halftime. I was hoping the show would continue but I assumed she was done showing off.
As we watched the 2nd half the guy sitting next to me was again trying to look up my girlfriends skirt. I was trying to look myself but nothing. She had her legs completely closed and positioned so that we couldn't see anything. Quite a bit of time passed. The 3rd quarter was over in the game and it was heading to the final quarter. Nothing. I guess the show is over. It was fun while it lasted.
A couple minutes into the final quarter of the game my girlfriend re positions herself so that she is facing directly towards us. I was asking myself, are we going to get another show. But she had her legs closed tight together. We kept watching though and very slowly she started to open her legs. Still can only she a shadow though. She keeps slowly spreading her legs. But I don't see her white panties. I'm seeing her bare pussy. Not a full view, but you could see that she wasn't wearing panties. Im in total shock. She had removed her panties when she went to the bathroom. I had no idea she was going to do that. I got to admit, I liked it.
She kept spreading her legs a bit more until we got a full view of her soaking wet pussy. Omg this was so fucking hot. She sat there at the table watching the game with the other women with her left hand holding a drink and her right hand in her lap under the table. She lowered her right hand to her pussy. I thought to cover up. But then she started rubbing her pussy for us to watch. She would lift her glass with her left hand and take a sip of her drink while she was rubbing her pussy with her right hand.
The guy next to me couldn't stop staring. He was completely red faced. He was at a loss for words. This was too hot to handle. Thought I would explode in my pants.
The guy at the one end of the table to the left of me noticed he was red faced and said something. I didn't want the show to be ruined so I leaned over and whispered in his ear what was going on and told him not to say anything. He ended up sliding his chair over to our side of the table so he could see. His excuse for moving was that there was a glare on the tv so he had to change position.
Now 3 of us are watching her. The 3rd guy can't see her pussy though because her hand is over it. She just keeps watching the game and talking to the other women not even acknowledging that we are watching her. Occasionally rubbing her pussy for.
Then she does something very hot and unexpected. She moves her hand so that her pussy is visible again. She the holds her pussy lips wide open with her right thumb and index finger and holds that position for what seemed like an eternity. You could literally see her pussy dripping and throbbing.
Holy fuck I couldn't believe she did that for these guys. I've never been so horny in my life. Neither has she. As the game ends my girlfriend gets up and goes to the bathroom to clean her pussy soaked hand.
The 2 guys that watched both made comments. The one guy just said wow. The other guy looked at me with a smile and said great game.
We left the pub shortly after. Went out to her Suv. I told her that I couldn't wait until we got home. I wanted that pussy so badly. We got in the back seat and I licked and chewed on her pussy until she had an orgasm then I did it again and again. I loved the way she squirmed when I would continue to eat her pussy after she had an orgasm.
This was the first time she ever flashed her pussy and the hottes

I have been married to Susan for nearly twenty years and have been together for nearly twenty five years, I have got too admit that we have always been very happy together, our sex life was ok even though Susan wouldn’t suck my cock.

Over the past few years Susan has taken to drinking more and more alcohol when we go out either to a friends house or the local pub. I didn’t really approve of this but as it turned out her drinking has become quite useful.

Susan got very drunk one night and when I got her home I spanked her and then face fucked her.
And in the morning I was pleasantly surprised to find out she could not remember a thing. We were going to a friends house on the next Saturday and I decided that I was going to make sure that she got very drunk.

Susan on the night was wearing a nice short skirt and a virtually see through blouse and a white bra.
Susan and I have always enjoyed car sex and early in the evening I told Susan that I was going to fuck her on the way home, to which she giggled and said promises promises.

We left our friends house at about half past midnight and needless to say Susan was very drunk. It was a good hours drive back to our house, and Susan was asleep within minutes.
I pulled into Medway services determined to find out just how much I could get away with without her remembering. Susan didn’t even stir when I pulled up in the service station.

If we were to have fun in the car we would normally go right out into the country so as nobody would see us, but I had other ideas for tonight.
I reached over and began to undo her blouse and then I struggled to undo her bra and eventually managed to remove it totally.
I then managed to pull her knickers off and pulled her skirt up around her waist giving me open access to her hairy cunt, I immediately began to finger her and the drunken bitch didn’t even stir.

I pulled out back on to the M2 and set off in the direction of Margate, as I came down the slip road a lorry went past and it was then that I decided that I was going to show Susan’s naked body off to some total strangers on the way home.
I pulled her blouse apart and pulled out to overtake the lorry had managed to get her legs as wide open as was possible and I switched on the interior light so Susan was very much on display. As I got alongside the cab of the lorry I slowed down and matched the speed of the lorry. When I dropped back slightly I could see the driver of the lorry looking down at Susan s tits and cunt. It gave me such a thrill to know that the lorry driver had seen her that I knew that I was going to be fucking her as soon as I could.

There was a car approaching from behind so I pulled in front of the lorry and let the car go past, I then slowed down and the lorry overtook us I then sped up and matched the speed of the lorry giving the driver plenty of time to look at Susan who now had two of my fingers deep inside her cunt. Unfortunately the lorry went down the A2 towards Dover and I continued along the thanet way. I managed to catch up with another lorry and once again I made sure that the driver could see everything that Susan had to offer. This time I was changing between fingering her cunt and playing with her tits..

is was at this point that I decided that I wanted to watch a total stranger playing with Susan's naked body. I accelerated and pulled in front of the lorry. The driver was flashing his lights and blowing his horn so he must have liked what he saw.
I began to pinch Susan;s tits to make sure that she was still asleep and yes she certainly was.
I was about two hundred yards in front of the lorry and as we approached a lay-by I indicated and pulled in and parked at the far end of it.
To my delight and I must admit a touch of fear the lorry pulled in behind me. I got out of the car and went and spoke to the driver, and I explained to him that I would like to watch him play with my wife but we must take care not to wake her up.
The driver was in his late forty's and was well up for it and even asked me if he could fuck her, I said not this time but perhaps another time.

It was a beautiful summers evening and and I knew that I had no worries about Susan waking up. Between the two of us we soon had her blouse completely removed, I sat back in the drivers seat and watched as the lorry driver began to fondle susan's tits through the open passenger. Door.
He soon moved one hand down to her hairy cunt which I had made fairly wet and I could hear as his fingers slid in and out of her juicy cunt.

I was so excited at watching this man play with my wife that my cock was rock hard and I knew that I was going to have to fuck her as soon as I got her home.

I knew the guy wanted to fuck her but I wasn’t ready for things to go that far YET.
I said to him that if he wanted to he could cum over her,
What anywhere he asked,
yes anywhere you like I replied.
With that he got his cock out which I must admit was bigger than mine and immediately began to wank his cock while he pointed it at Susan.
He very soon came and half of it landed on her tits and the rest landed on her face and in her hair.

I asked him to help me get susan's blouse back on which he did,
he then thanked me and I said that with luck we will meet up again.

I then carried on to our house in Margate and when we arrived out side our house Susan was still out cold,
luckily one of our neighbours was still up and I managed to get him to help me to get Susan inside, we put her on the sofa in the front room and it was then that I noticed that he had his hand up her skirt and was obviously feeling her cunt.
I turned the light on and asked him if he would like a drink, he refused but I couldn’t but help noticing that he was staring at the guys cum that was still in her hair and on her face.

As soon as he had gone I just had to get my cock out and was soon really roughly fucking her cunt.

The next morning luckily for me Susan couldn’t remember a thing,
and it was at that point that I knew that I wanted to see a stranger fucking Susan

I confess i think my social life is a fucking loop.

At first i was lonely, everytime at home, never hanging out...and with a girlfriend (but she was on a other country)

Then i lost her...and i start to go to a pub...i make a lot of friends here.

A week ago, the pub was sold to someone else and they make some house instead. So i lost all the "friends" i know from that pub.

And now, the gf is back. Sounds like i've to choose between friends or fuck. Anayone ever feel the same ?

New bartender at my local pub...what do you guys think? lots more pictures to show just how big a slut she really is..

I thought i would share a memory from 25 years ago, of a friend of mines now wife, but back then, soon wife to be.
She used to come out with him every weekend, and meet up with a group of his friends, of which i was one.
One Saturday about a couple of months before they married, we were in a pub, and they were sat on high chairs at the bar, and he was talking to someone he knew, and she was sat next to him, but facing us, his friends, who were sat at a table opposite them.
Now she always loved wearing a micro skirt, and that evening was no different, and so there she was, our friends soon wife to be, sitting opposite us with this micro skirt on, but then to our delight she opened her legs wider, and we could see that she wasn`t wearing panties, and her lovely pussy was winking at us. She stayed sat with her legs apart until our friend finished his conversation at the bar, and they came and joined us. Did she know what she was doing, or was it an accidental viewing that we received? I`ve no idea, but we loved the view regardless. Sadly it was before the days of mobile phones with cameras, else i`m sure one of us could have got away with taking a sneeky pic.
To be honest, at their wedding a couple of months later, it was difficult to look at her without thinking of that night, and her pussy show. She is still married to our friend 25 years on, and he is still oblivious to the fact that all of his friends got a nice viewing of his wifes pussy all those years ago. Whether she knew or not, only she knows, but i`d like to think that she was doing it knowing full well what we were seeing, and it gave her as big thrill as it gave us!

I never thought I would ever tell anyone about this, I have kept my secret from anyone I know for a very long time. I found this site by total accident and my god what a lucky accident it was. I suppose I should tell you a little about me. My name is Lucy and I will be 65 this year. I was married to a wonderful man who sadly passed away last year from Covid. We were married for 40 years and we never had children because I had an accident in my early 20s and was unable to have any. We had a good life together and we are both very respected in our village, one reason why I will not post any pictures of myself here, and who would want to see my saggy old body anyway. But I am getting off point. My confession is what happened to me just before my 19th birthday way back in the very hot summer of 76. I had just left high school after doing very well in my exams, I was taking a year out before going to university. My parents had a holiday home in Cornwall just on the edge of a beautiful fishing village. They said that I could stay there with my best friend Tina for the summer. My parents were very well off and said because I had worked hard they would fund the summer for us both, so that we could enjoy the summer without the stress of finding a job. I had known Tina most of my life and like me she was totally innocent, and I mean innocent. neither of us had ever had a boyfriend and we were both very much virgins. I had masturbated before but not very often as being catholic I was always told that was wrong and not what good girls did.
We took the train from London and then a bus to the village and got to the cottage a little after 5pm. It was still very hot and after out trip down we both needed a shower. I had picked the biggest room and she had the room right across from me. I was stripping off when she came in, all I had on was my bra and for the first time ever someone saw me naked. I froze but she didn't miss a beat and sat on the bed smiled at me and said dont stop on her account. So I took my bra off too, not that it hid very much as my breasts were really very small. I felt a thrill at being naked in front of her and I saw she was looking right at my hairy pussy, back then I had never even heard of shaving and it was very hairy, and I am a natural red head, a real ginger. Tina was my opposite she had big breasts 34C if I remember right, and beautiful dark hair almost jet black. As she looked at me she said it was too hot and took off her clothes too. Unlike me she had trimmed her pussy hair, it was very neat and almost a perfect triangle. I had never seen another person naked before, even at school we had private changing cubicles, catholic school again. I asked her why she had done that with her pubic hair and she said her mum had suggested it so that when she put a bikini on no hair would show. I said I would be too scared in case I cut myself and she said she was too but she managed it with no accidents. She said I should do it too and I said I would think about it. We showered and got dressed and went to the village pub, We drank a little too much that night, must have been the shock of the new freedom we had. We got back to the cottage around midnight and I fell onto the couch, she laughed and said we better find our beds. I was so drunk I woke up still wearing my clothes and shocked to find Lucy in bed next to me, unlike me she had got undressed and was totally naked next to me. She was still sleeping and totally dead to the world. I have no idea why I did it but I reached over and touched her massive breast, pulled my hand away almost right away. I felt myself get wet and I mean wet. I reached down and felt a wet patch. I had woken up horny and having her naked next to me just made me worse. She was on her back legs open just enough that I could see her pussy. I had never before had the urge to masturbate so bad, I got up and went to the toilet stripped off and sat on the toilet and rubbed myself like there was no tomorrow, in my rush I had forgotten to lock the door, and as I rubbed myself she opened the door and saw me. I have no idea if it was because she saw me or not but at that moment I had the most intense orgasm to date, I totally lost control and as she watched not only did I cum but lost control of my bladder and pissed all over the floor missing the toilet. She laughed and said that looked fun and could I get up as she needed to pee so bad. I tried but my legs were still shaking and had o sit on the edge of the bath, she sat down and had a pee. She looked at me and out of the blue said I was beautiful then left. I cleaned up and got dressed. We had decided the night before that we were going to the beach that day and I remember agreeing to trim my pussy hair so it would show. Something that she took great delight reminding me as we had breakfast. I told her I was still scared to do it in case I cut myself and she said she would do it for me if I liked. I was shocked at how quick I said yes and she said I should get undressed and she would do it. I sat on the bath again and she told me to open my legs, I did as she asked and she cut away a lot of the longer hair and then she got the shaving soap and razor my dad had left and gently she rubbed it over my pussy. I could feel myself get wet again and she shaved me. I had to turn round and she shaved the hair that was almost at my bottom, when she had finished I was almost bald. And no cuts at all.
We put on our bikinis and I had a yellow summer dress and Tian had a pale blue one. We walked to a small cove and we were pleased to find no one else there. It was 11am and so hot, we took off our summer dresses and went for a swim to cool off. We lay on the beach and she asked me if I liked my new look? I said I did and loved the way it felt too. She said that I should let her see it again, I almost chocked and said we were in public but she said no one was about so whats the problem. Looking back I can see she was coming on to me but at the time I never put 2 and 2 together. I pulled my bikini bottoms down and she looked over saying It looked amazing and she pulled hers down and asked if hers was as pretty?

Thats all I have time for just now part 2 coming soon

female travel companion! UK

I'm planning three day trip to Lake District 2nd week March for bit iof walking, but focusing on the great pubs and restaurants. I've got a top end hotel in mind and I was hoping that I might be able to have some company! Obvs I'd like to meet before and make sure we like each other. No pressure, no stress, just fun 3 days away and I'll pick up the tab! .Not sure if this appeals? Any age..

My new years resolution was to have more sex, even if it meant lowering my standards considerably. I met a few women off Tinder in 2025 but it wasn't a great year for sex for me.

Someone recommended Facebook Dating if your standards are low and, yeah, wow. They weren't wrong. I got chatting to this women and we exchanged some flirty messages. She's a single mom, 30s, teenage sons and very selective with the angles she takes selfies from! I guess that was a bit of a red flag but I persisted.

We meet in a local pub. She turned out to be a big girl and slightly unkempt. I thought about bolting at this stage but I was determined to stick to my new year's resolution. We have a few drinks, we chat, I actually have fun talking to her. The conversation isn't exactly intellectually stimulating but we share a lot of the same favourite TV shows and films. After the third drink, she asks if I fancy going back to hers as her sons are with their dad. Jackpot.

We get back to hers and start kissing as soon as we're in the front door. The place is a mess but I'm far too horny to care. We kiss and explore each other's bodies. Her body felt so soft in my hands and I was super aroused. My new years resolution was paying off. She leads me to her bedroom and the real action begins.

We get in there and she takes down my jeans and boxers with a bit of help and gives me an amazing sloppy blowjob. She showed real enthusiasm and I was loving it. After about five minutes, I was ready to shoot so decided to slow things down a bit. We kissed and then I pulled her jeans and panties down so I could return the favour.

What greeted me completely ruined my boner though. Yes, she was wet but the state of her pussy was grim in ways far beyond a bit of pussy juice. It smelt... I don't know... like stale beer? The amount of hair she had down there certainly didn't help. She was like a gorilla down there. At this point, I wanted to flee but she was a nice girl and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I kinda hesitated for a bit, kissing her inner thighs, trying to steel myself for what was about to happen.

But eventually I caved. It would have been too awkward to make a run for it. I gave it a lick and it tasted sour - somewhere between sour milk and licking a battery. I licked and licked, pushed a finger inside and just hoped she'd cum quickly. She really got into it and was giving me lots of feedback and grabbing my hair. I was completely limp by this point and just pushed on as best I could. To be fair to her, she didn't take an eternity to orgasm and we kissed again as she came down. I eventually did get hard again, fucked her doggy style and then made my excuses to leave.

I really don't know if I made the right decision to stay though.

So my question for Motherless... have you ever pulled a girl's panties off and noped out? Or are you like me and too polite to stop?

Just going to share a little story that happened tonight guys haha

So i went to see this band at a local pub with my mum and her friend, on the way we stopped to get Petrol and after my mum filled the car up she went today and I was sat in the back whilst my mums friend was in the front and she had already had a few drinks so we started talking she asked how my job was going etc and then I lent forward and at this point my heart was pound, I reached down to her leggings and started rubbing her pussy through her leggings and I was expecting her to freak out but she didn't she just started moaning to herself then I saw my mum coming back and I sat back in my seat and we pretended nothing happened.

We got to the pub and had a few drinks watched the band etc I then decided to go outside for a fag quick and my mums friend followed me and I was outside for about 10 minutes then she came out and walked up to me and sat me down behind the bins (real classy I know) she pulled her leggings down and was squatting on my rock solid cock and kept going for ages and then as I got real close to cumming I told her I was going to cum and instead of moving she just sat down hard and I felt it shoot up inside her and then she got up and I stood up after and she opened her legs and told me to start fingering her ass and I was like wtf okay so I did for 2 minutes and then we got ourself a sorted and went back in to watch the rest of the band and then she whispered "same tomorrow"

So tomorrow I'm going to get her to come round and I will fuck her, if anyone wants me to try take pics then just say and I will try, also she is a dirty looking milf with a deep voice

I have a confession to make.

I'm a 21 girl from London and I've never told anyone about this before. I confess I have a fantasy of being in a gangbang with a group of old men. I have daddy issues which would explain why lol. I want a big group of old men (maybe from the pub??) to take me to a hotel and fuck me non stop. They will each take their turn while I suck another's dick. Maybe they can DP too. Then they get in a circle and cum on my face and boobs.

I don't know why this turns me on so much. I just want it to happen.

Thanks for reading my dirty secrets!

Lydia xxx

so i have a confession, and i wanna know how many other ladies and gents on here share the same ( though im sure it's mostly just gonna be men)
i love how sexy and slutty girls and women dress, from teens to girls out at clubs! it's just so hot.
but it's also so fucking mean! if im out at a club or a pub and i see a hot girl (or group) and how they are dressed... i almost get hard straight away, i wanna get their clothes off and fuck them!!
does that make me a bad person?

Bf in the pub feeling really horny and dirty ..he’s said post pic of my pussy he loves reading all the dirty comments .. 

I confess I out at a pub and got a bit drunk and insulted some fella who kept shoving into me at the bar, the girl he was with who was behind me got really pissed off and started shouting at me then kneed me really hard in the balls when I told her to fuck off.

The pain was so intense I pissed myself right there while crouching over. Everyone laughed at me, the a staff member/security who I don't think see what happened threw me out literally and told me to piss off home (which I only found funny later) and I ended up staggering around outside drenched in piss.

I ended up having to walk home 5 miles because I knew nobody would take me in a taxi.

Happy days.

Im 27 and met this 40 year old divorced milf down at the pub! She has 3 kids and says she likes young men, we are meeting up soon again! 
Is she worth more than just an fuck? Is she worth dating? Shes my type of milf!

I'm a 50yo married mum of 4 and I have a secret tinder account that I originally set up to have a bit of fun on the side. Last week I was scrolling through profiles and I came across a hot profile with some nice cock pics and decided to try my luck. My profile has a couple of nice bra and panty pics but no face, but I am honest about my age and what I'm looking for, no strings fun sex. I got a match and we quickly agreed to hook up at a motel. I knew his name was Dan and he was 24, but I didn't connect the dots until I got to the motel and when the door opened, my son's best friend Daniel was standing there. I nearly had a heart attack right there, and he couldn't stop himself from letting out an "oh fuck". I quickly told him to let me in before anyone could see anything, and sat on the edge of the bed with my mind racing. Daniel began apologising, and I did the same and then I asked what do we do now? Daniel shrugged his shoulders, and then I blurted out that his tinder profile was very nice and he said the same back. At that point we realised that we both liked what we had seen and I asked him if he wasn't weirded out would he like to give it a go. He agreed and I introduced him to Motherless and we watched some porn including some mother son stuff and he got really turned on by it, and what ensued was a really great fuck which even had some mum son roleplay just before he came.
This evening he came over to pick my son up to go to the pub and I had a brief opportunity to take his hand and put it down the front of my pants to feel how wet I was. I suggested that if he had too much to drink to be able to drive home he should crash the night at our place. My husband even agreed and said he wanted to show him his new engine in his race car.
So my pussy is throbbing, my heart is pounding and I'm waiting to see if he stays.

Well hello all you perverts out there, I have finally decided to share my naughty life with you all. Now because of where I work I can't really give out pictures or personal details even though I would love to, but it would get me fired so I can't risk it. Even doing this is risky.
You can call me Lisa and hubby is Mark, I am 33 he is 54. We got married a little over 7 years ago after a very fast romance, we met on holiday and got married in under a month. Our sex life started very normal until a little over a year ago when he wanted to spice up our sex life. He knew I had been with other women before and asked if I would do it again with him there. I would do anything to make him happy and said yes. Then he hit me with the bombshell and said he wanted it to be my best friend Joanne and that he had always lusted after her. I said that would be fine but I knew she was very straight and it would not be easy. That and the fact she was happy with her boyfriend was going to make it even harder. So one night I invited her out for a drink and after quite a few I let slip to her that Mark wanted to watch me with another woman and join in, I watched her reaction and was surprised to see her smile. She said her boyfriend Luke had been trying to get her to do the same thing and would get her to watch lesbian porn as they fucked. I asked her if she liked watching it and again to my surprise she said she did. I asked her if she would ever do it? and she said she would. I got very excited because even though I was married and Mark had suggested it, I would love to be with her and always had. She is very beautiful and a natural red head. I told her that Mark was away for the week and said we should go back to mine and talk in private. We got a taxi and when she got in I just grabbed her and kissed her, my hands went to her ass and I pulled her close to me, she kissed me back and before I knew it we were ripping each others clothes off. I only had on a black dress, no underwear and was naked first, I pulled her skirt off and top as I pulled her panties down she took off her bra letting me see those massive 36DD breasts, I was surprised to see she had a nice red bush too, I am totally waxed. I pushed her down on the floor in the hall, my mouth going to one of her massive breasts and my hand right between her legs. I worked my way down and buried my face between her legs my tongue working her clit, she was so wet already and she tasted so sweet. It had been a few years since I had tasted another woman and I was in heaven. I have no idea how long I was licking her but she came fast and hard her thighs squeezing my head as she came over and over. I got up and looked at her, she smiled at me and I took her hand and pulled her to her feet. I led her to the kitchen and poured her a vodka, as I did this she put her hand between my legs and slid a finger inside my now very wet pussy. She pulled it out and licked it, downed the vodka and pushed me onto one of our bar stools. She got down on her knees and her mouth was soon on my pussy, I could tell she had never done this before but she learned fast, she used her fingers inside me as she licked my clit. I never take long in cumming when I am excited and when I did I squirted into her mouth and over her face, I grabbed her head and pushed her in, making her lick me clean. I asked her if she liked her first girl on girl action, she laughed and said she had and wanted more. That night we licked and fingered each other so many times it would take me forever to tell you about it, we used all my toys and finally fell asleep in each others arms. I woke the next morning she had gone but had left me a not saying to call her later that day. Around mid day I was about to call when I heard a knock on the door, there was Joanne she came in and kissed me again, she said Luke had just fucked her and pulled up her skirt and I could see cum on her leg, I asked where he fucked her and she laughed and said in the car just before he dropped her off, I went down on her licking the cum from her leg and pushing my tongue inside her knowing his cum would now be in my mouth. I made her cum again and she kissed me and said she wanted Luke to join us soon, I told her I wanted Mark to do the same. So we made plans to have them both at the same time, now this wasn't something that mark had asked for, nor Luke but we wanted them both there at the same time. She called Luke and told him and he was happy to go along with it, I had no idea if Mark would and said they should both come over that Saturday, Mark would be home Friday and I would convince him that this was the only way.

That Friday Mark came home and I told him what had happened with Joanne, It got him so turned on he ripped my clothes off and fucked me hard from behind as I told him. As we lay there talking I told him that Joanne and said yes to joining us and he was so happy but that she wanted Luke there too. He was very quiet and I asked him what he thought? He said OK but he was not sure. I then told him that they were both coming over the next day and that nothing may happen but we could talk about it. What he didn't know was that Joanne and I had planned it so that something happen and that we knew that once it started they would get on board.

I had bought a new dress, red and very short, I had nothing under it, my breasts are not that big but it was nice and tight and made them look much nicer and bigger than they were. I had been to the Ann Summers shop and bought a strap on dildo that had a nice big black cock on it. I also bought some vibrating butt plugs and had them in a bag at the side of the couch, Mark knew nothing of this. Joanne and Luke came at 8pm and the conversation was a little slow at first because I think the men were a little unsure. Mark sat on one chair Luke on an other that left Joanne and I on the couch, after a few drinks they started to relax and I decided to get things started and asked Joanne how big Luck's cock was? she laughed and said it was an easy 7 inches but very thick, his face was a picture and very red, I laughed and said Mark was bigger and very thick. I leaned over and gave her a kiss and as I did I opened my legs a little and let both of them see I had no underwear on, I saw Mark smile and kissed her again, she reached under my dress and pushed her finger inside me. We had decided this was the best way to get them worked up. My hand went under her dress and like me she had no panties on. I pulled her dress up and she did the same to me. I looked at Luke and there was no mistaking a bulge in his trousers, Mark was the same. We stood up and she pulled my dress up and over my head, I did the same and then undid her bra. I looked at her and smiled, we went over to them, She went to Mark and I Luke. We both undid their trousers and soon had both of them out and in the open. Luke had a lovely looking cock, he was circumcised, I looked at Joanne and she already had Marks cock in her mouth. I did the same to Luke and his hands went to my boobs. I sucked him for a while and then got on him sliding his cock deep in my pussy and I bounced up and down on him. Joanne was on her knees and Mark was fucking her from behind. Luke pulled out of me and shot his cum over my belly and boobs. Mark didn't pull out and shot his deep inside her. We got the boys naked and I pulled out my new toys, I put on the strap on and bent Joanne over and slid it in her wet pussy and as I did this I wet my finger and pushed it in her ass, Luke got in front of her and put his cock in her mouth. We fucked like this for a while and Mark was stroking his cock. I pulled out of Joanne and Mark put his cock in, I moved round behind Luke and as he moth fucked her I surprised him by pushing my finger up his ass, then another and told him I was going to fuck his ass, Joanne grabbed him and I pushed the dildo at his ass, now I knew from Joanne she had used vibrators on him before, it went in quite easy even though it was big. Mark looked at me and he must have known then I intended to do the same to him. I fucked Luke for a while and when he shot his cum in hr mouth I pulled out and got behind Mark, without cleaning it I pushed it right inside Mark, I had fucked him like this lots of times and knew he loved it. Joanne turned round and kissed Mark her mouth full of Luke's cum. She then got on her back and told Luke to lick her clean, Marks cum was all over and inside her. He went right in there, he either didn't care or wanted to. We drank and fucked for a few hours until we were all exhausted and the boys were drained of all their cum. Just before we finished I asked Mark to rub Luke. he looked at him and then grabbed his cock Luke did the same with him. They got dressed and left. We sept very late the next day and Mark told me the next day he had a great time and wanted more. Much more. The next weekend Joanne and Luke came over again and again we fucked for hours and it became a regular thing, at least once a week. Joanne and I were spending quite a bit of time together too and one night in the pub we got talking to 2 younger women, Tina and Julie both 19 we actually got them a little drunk and called Luke to go to my house and wait with Mark as we had a surprise for them

now that is chapter 2 and will tell you all once I have recovered from writing this one :)