i confess if you slimeball fucks dont give me a reason not to, I WILL PRANK CALL MY MOM WITH SEXUAL MOANING.

Hi Guys,

I just need some advice here im a 30yo married man.i have a 20yo girl that lives close to me and for some reason she has got it twisted in her mind shes in love with me.we have never had sex we have never did anything all tho shes tryed several times.Now the final straw is shes tryed to add my wife on facebook and shes doing weird things on my wife facbook just cause she knows im going to find out.how do i stop her and get it through to her im not into her?

Please help because my wife is the most amazing woman ive ever met even tho shes a bitch to me sometimes and yea daphanie i just figured out you turn the logger back on lol i was trying to figure out ways to really get you but i didint wanna be to mewan to my amazing beautiful wife

best prank ever???

I have always been pretty free, regarding sex, which is self explanatory, since I am here.

I am in my 40's now, married, and my character is the reason, two friendships have ended.

I had a best friend, she was a blonde, as I still am (she went brunette in the mean time), and through hs and in our 20's, we spent lots of time together. She was my confidant, she knew all about me, how promiscuous I was, while she was the opposite. Hell, I envied her, for her looks, even though I never looked bad myself, and I had this desire to make her like me, to push her over the edge, so she can be like me, not just understand me.

At the time, she started dating, casually, this one guy, and she was opening up about their sex life, in a shy way, she always felt self conscious while talking about it, and just for laughs, I suggested we should have a prank of sort with him, when he comes to the bar, that we are both willing to do him, to see how he reacts. Why not, she just started dating him, she didn't really care about him, and she said yes.

We drank a lot, and, ended up at his place, on our knees, doing you know what, together. He fucked us both, and ended up unloading on my chest, I guess, because I have big ones, unlike her.

The morning after, I felt remorse. She broke it off with him, and we tried, and managed to overcome this, since it was obviously more than she could handle.

But, they got back together after few months, and things went cold. We tried hanging out together, but I don't know what it was, her being afraid that I might steal him, or something else, it didn't work, and we parted ways, while still keeping phone contact of sort.

That drove me crazy, so I started dating one of his friends. In hindsight, this wasn't thought through, especially since I ended up marrying him. My poor husband got ghosted by his friend, without even knowing what is it all about.

And that is it. I know this isn't anything hot nor super special, but if someone wants my unsolicited advice - do not mix your friendships with any kind of sexual activity.

Anyone like Jeana from prank vs prank on YouTube?

Hi!

Me and my friends totally love to do dares to each other and if someone ducks, we play a mean prank on her. We like to get naughty while doing that, so no boring stuff.

But I wont show pictures of us, because if this comes out we would be in biiiig trouble. We would get grounded or get an explusion from school.

So I'd like to tell you something about our dares and pranks and you can ask questions or tell about your pranks or tell your ideas :D

So, one of first prakns we made ( it was my turn) was the classic pizza dare :D
I ordered a Pizza and as the deliverydriver arrived, i opened the door buttnacked.
he could really see anything. my slim body, my 75b boobs, my shaved pussy, my little butt.

His jaw just dropped down as he saw me.
Part of my dare was to trun around and grab the purse from the ground. all my friends watched from around the corner.

I turned around again and gave him the money, He didnt say one word, he just stumbled.

It was totall fun.

when you fall asleep on the beach and your sister pulls a prank.

Has anyone tried out the flashlight pocket pussys..looking for a little feedback on the quality and how good it feels.. my pocket pussy was just a cheaper one I got as a prank gift from mom a few years back.. well I laughed when I got it but wasn't laughin later that day as I busted a nut fuckin myself with it lol...but recently me and my best friend were taking turns with it after a night of partying and it ripped the whole damn side of it so can't use it anymore anymore.. buying one tomorrow night online and need opinions on wich one is better ;)

Im looking for some ways to kinda fuck with this girl that Im not to fond of. Basically just type of asshole pranks to her. I am at her house every now and then because I am close with her family so I do have a decent variety opportunities.

Any suggestions on what i can do for summer 09?? kinda like a summer bucket list! So far i have build ramp, get laid, go skinny dipping, kiss the most beautiful girl in the world, lose weight, dizzy boxing, joust, learn piano, learn to play moonlight sonata, have a summer romance, get my heart broken, go to the beach, get blitzed drunk, play guitar in public, learn to surf, write a song, have a house party, play a drinking game, do something completely mad, visit a foreign country, tell 'her' how i feel, pull a few crazy pranks and thats all i got so far! Anything else or what are you going to do?

I confess once I was home alone and my sister had these really soft fleece socks. It looked good so I jacked off in one of them and blew my load inside. My mother was coming in the house so I threw it under her bed and completely forgot about it. Quite some time later when it got cold out...she was putting on the socks at the front door before going out. I almost shit when she started to put the sock on and it was all stuck together inside. It was so dried up that she never guessed it would be cum. She got mad at me and told mom that I had put glue in her sock as a prank. I swore that I hadn't. Mom guessed that it must be detergent or something from the wash or maybe something had gotten spilled on it. :-))))))))))))))))))))

Prank calling my aunt! MUST WATCH! FUNNY!!

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From time to time I write about this because it makes me laugh.

I went to college with a set of twins, most people think identical, they were fraternal, brother and sister. He was sort of her inside guy and would admit which guys had what crush, turn one etc. She was his inside source providing female intel. All said including them the group was 10 of us. As a total joke... honestly a joke...  someone made a glory hole in one of the dorm closets. They had a spare door, so stupid college shit there it is.

The plan was we draw straws, female goes in the closet, male outside of it, definite handjob, more if you felt like it. No talking, no sound, 10 minutes each. To ease minds he told his sister we rigged it, so each person had their crush. And in truth we did rig it. Halloween prank, stupid college kid shit, paired them up so she'd give her brother a handjob. He had no clue, she had no clue, only a 3 of us knew (me, 1 other guy, 1 girl).

Perfect plan until after it happened. She told her friend it went from hand job to blowjob to fucking real quick. She hadn't planned on fucking, didn't have a wrap, and was disappointed because he didn't last long and blew it in her but she wasn't worried since she's on the pill. Once we realized what happened we swore not to talk about it ever again. I said my crush did way more and I didn't last. So did the other guy. This provided cover. We kept a close eye on both, didn't want that secret out and possible self harm.

But yeah played a prank and Murphy's Law it royally backfired and her own twin creampied her. Thank god she was on the pill! Taking that one to my grave!

So guys I need some advice. I 'met' this girl on this app called 'Hot or Not'.

Some of you are probably familiar with it, You scroll through people and either 'Hot' them or 'Not' them.

When you 'Hot' Someone that has 'hotted' you, you 'Connect' and can talk.

So this girl and I connected on the app. We got talking and she is basically a bedroom demon it seems. She lives in London, and I'm just over an hours train journey from her. We spoke on the phone, then skyped. On the app she said she was 18, but now she tells me she's 16 (17 in 3 months). I am 19, and she is down to fuck. She invited me over hers next friday to stay the night. She says how she can't wait to fuck me and tells me how loud she is and how it's going to be amazing and all that bullshit.

Just needed some advice of things to look out for, always get paranoid that it's some kind of prank, or (unlikely as it is) a 'to catch a predator' thing. The thing that re assures me is that we've skyped with video and I know she's real, and seems pretty legit.

Any of you been in a similar place, anything I should look out for? like meeting in a public place etc. What are the laws on this? if she's legal that's fine right? even if I am 3 years older. Thanks for taking the time to read, peace x

Attached a picture of her too for you guys.

Jeana Smith from prank vs prank on Youtube. She fine.

Hi, I keep getting "banned" from this site for supposedly doing the ridiculous prohibited things (like uploading underage teens and "attempting to sell my underage son"). I do not even use an account on here. Is this some kind of prank that is played?

Me and my girlfriend have been dating for two years, and for one of those two years I have shared her with other men or she has gone out on her own and fucked them. We have a balance between complete submission and independence.

Sometimes we'll troll really seedy bars, looking for someone I know she doesn't find attractive at all but I order her to fuck anyways. Last month I made her get dressed up in a tiny dress with no panties, the hem of it just barely an inch below her pussy, and approach an overweight man sitting at a bar stool in the shittiest dive bar we've ever been to. I had walked past the guy alone earlier just to scope him out and could smell him from a few feet away. She protested at first but I reminded her it was 'my turn', so she relented. It was so fucking hot watching her saunter over to him- she's petite and asian with nice legs and a tight little ass and I could get peeks of her ass cheeks as she walked to him.

At first she was confident as always but as she got close she started hesitating because this is by far the grossest guy I've ever ordered her to fuck. I told her exactly what to do and she obeyed like a good little slut. First she smiled at him and I could barely hear but said "Hi my name is XXX and I want to suck your cock tonight. You can have my ass, my pussy, my mouth or all three. My boyfriend is over there and he gives you permission to make me your whore for the night."

It's pretty much a script at this point, and I fucking love the humiliation of it. I love watching her give herself up like an object to be used however the guy wants, its so fucking hot. This time though she was hesitating but she got through it and the guy was confused and probably thinking it was a prank so she did what I told her to do if anyone hesitates and she grabbed his hand and immediately put it on her cunt.

It didn't take long for the three of us to get out of the bar and he took her to his beat up shitty car. When he opened the door the fucking smell was atrocious but the three of us got in with me in the backseat and we drove a few blocks to an empty alley. The guy was still a little shy and nervous but he was playing with her pussy a bit and I told him he didnt need to be nervous and that she was a gift. I told him to tell her exactly what to do and she would do anything at all that he wanted. He told her to suck his cock while he drove. I was holding my breath best I could because of the fucking smell and I saw her pretty little fucking face wincing and breathing really shallow as she pulled his cock out of his pants and then reluctantly lowered her head to put him in her mouth.

I could tell he hadn't washed in a while because of the look on her face and the immediate gagging but this guy surprised me and grabbed her by the hair and shoved her head down before she could back off his dick. He started getting super aggressive and my girlfriend started crying from the gagging and choking. It was so fucking hot that I got rock hard immediately and started playing with myself over the jeans.

We parked a minute later and I immediately got out of the car to get the fuck away from the smell. I'll never forget the look on her face as I shut the door and walked back leaving her stuck inside and at his mercy.

My girlfriend is petite and asian, probably about 100 pounds soaking wet. We fuck a lot but her pussy is supernaturally tight still and sometimes we have to use lube even just for her pussy or she says it hurts too much. I've fucked her in the ass a few times but she's even tighter there and she always cries, so I 'owe her' after anal.

The guy that night was easily three times her size and weight. The car was that style from national lampoon's family vacation but the rearmost seat was missing so he dragged her to the back area where there was room to fuck. At this point he was being super agggressive and i could hear him wheezing from excitement. I don't blame him I don't know if he's ever fucked before but he definitely never fucked a hot little asian slut like mine I know that for a fact. I never saw his cock clearly because it was so dark but he put her on her hands and knees and didnt bother taking the dress off, just lifted it up and I got the impression his cock was pretty big when she started screaming as he smashed her into the rear window. I've heard her scream like that during anal so i thought maybe he was fucking her ass raw with no lube but when i moved to the side i saw it was just her pussy.

I was rock fucking hard watching my girlfriend get fucked by this slob on her hands and knees in the middle of fast food wrapers and all kinds of random trash. She never really stopped the screaming or got used to his cock and when I asked her how big it was she just said "really, really big, maybe biggest ever." Lucky son of a bitch lol too bad doesn't get much use.

He didn't last long though and he came inside her even though she kept telling him to cum in her mouth. She's on birth control but doesn't like takign chances. Still it was so fucking hot seeing her take this troll's cum deep inside that I almost came myself. When he was done with her I told her to get out and suck my cock, but had a hard time cumming because of how fucking awful she reeked from the car. When I came I asked the guy if he wanted another go and he ended up fucking her again, with me cumming in her mouth after.

When we finally got home I told her to get in the fucking shower right away because she smelled horrible. I coudln't help it though i was so fucking turned on that I went in the shower and fucked her in the ass. Ijust couldn't fuck her pussy yet because it still felt dirty.

So that was 'my turn' when I got to humiliate her. I've never had her fuck someone so vile but I'm super turned on by the thought of finding someone even grosser than this guy. Maybe a homeless guy? Have any of you ever had your girl fuck a homeless person or someone just fucking disgusting like that? Please share.

Enjoy the pics, she's away for a few weeks on work thing but she sends me pics at least every other day. If you guys like I'll share more pics later and tell you how she got her revenge on me.

What would you guys do to my slut if you saw her at a bar? She'll be reading this post so comment and she'll see it and maybe even reward you with pics for it.

For a week I pranked my sister with a fake account, hahaha.
That went so far as was not planned by me, which withdrew ur suddenly. Well and because I wanted to avenge myself nor did I use the opportunity to have a .gif collection from a week prank Enjoy it here

Would appreciate comments very much.

Looking for some input from the community on this one...

SUMMARY:
Tonight I've made plans to meet with a 19 year old girl at a hotel room and help her learn how to give a blowjob.

QUESTION:
If you were teaching someone how to give a blowjob, and it was their very first time, what tips or advice would you give them?

BACKGROUND:
I saw a post online yesterday from a girl in my city who claims to be a 19-year old freshman at the local university. She says she feels like the only one in her social group who's never given a blowjob. She's worried that if she's the only girl who isn't good at it, then when she finally meets a boy she likes he'll be disappointed.

She says she's looking for someone patient, who can let her practice without judgement. She decided to look online because she doesn't trust any of the boys around her to keep quiet about it.

After several hours of chatting, we agreed to meet this evening at a bar, then if everything feels cool we'll take it back to the hotel room.

ASSUMPTIONS:
1. Assume I'm not full of shit. I'm not, but you really have no way of being sure and I don't really give a fuck if you believe me. For the purposes of this thread, just assume this is legit.
2. Assume she's not full of shit. I'm working under the assumption that she's 100% real and this isn't some sort of hooker scam or catfishing prank.

CONCLUSION:
I've been watching a bunch of "How to give a blowjob" videos for ideas on things to teach her, but I'm really more worried about keeping a pace that's comfortable for her. If it was you, what would you do in the lesson?

I would likr to know if anyone wants to make prank calls to a couple of numbers?

I Don't know if you guys know what soundboard pranks are but I found a very hilarious channel on youtube with some of the best ones. It is http://www.youtube.com/laughpranks check them out you might like them.

Hello i would like my fellow motherless peeps to prank call this number, his name is cole culver and he's is a douchebag...We tried to help this guy out by letting him stay with us while he tried to get a job..But he ended up eating all our food and stealing shit from us.. sO kicked him out and he moved back to mommy in portland.. So if you guys can help me out by fucking with this guys cell phone like calling ask him if his pussy is laughing?? at all hours of nite.. Calling setting up fake job interviews in portland.. you can usally block your number on a cell phone by hitting *67 before you dial..but he's a pussy so no worries...so again fuck with this guys cell phone please!! thank you

Jeana Smith of YouTube prank vs prank fame.

Yesterday my mother woke me up by sitting on my face with naked and sliding herself all around. She's hot I guess because for as long as I can remember all my friends have made comments about wanting to do stuff with her.

My mom thinks it's so funny when she does that. She's done it a lot, since I was probably 12 or 13. She usually only does it when I'm late getting up because she knows I will get up if she does. And then she just laughs like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen.

So yesterday morning I thought I should get her back so I pretended not to get up so she'd do it. When she came into my room I peeked and watched her slip her robe and thong off. I could hear her trying not to laugh. So payback is a bitch I thought. So when she sat on my face and started mushing her pussy all over, I grabbed her hips so she couldn't get away and stuck out my tongue and it went up into her pussy. It really shocked her and she jumped off of me but she was still kinda laughing a little, definitely smiling, and then she got her robe and thong and left.

Now it's a day later and I still haven't gotten in trouble so I don't think I will. She seems normal and not mad at all, but she hasn't said anything, either.

I guess the problem I have is that I just did it as a prank but the more I think about it the more I realize I loved it. And since she kept smiling and kinda laughing and hasn't yelled at me yet I'm kinda thinking she liked it too.

FWIW my parents are divorced and my dad lives in Argentina. I live in California and it's just mom and me because my big sister is grown up and lives in Arizona.

Anyway, I guess I'm kinda wondering if you think she liked it and should I maybe try it again or whatever. Idk exactly what to think or do right now except stay cool and not say anything to anyone.

I confess to telling my best friend that I liked doing prank phone calls. This is way before the day of caller. So he tells me a little secret that he liked his little sister friend and would call her up once he got the number and say dirty sexy little things that the little girl hardly knew.
But he said it didnt stop there. He would see pics and names of little girls in the town paper and get the last name in phone book and do a obsene call to the little girl.
He said that he got to get them to say real dirty things and jerked off to them saying it. Like ''oh can you '''''''''''' u cn use your imagination.
I wonder where my friend is now.

Hi, my name is Jonas and I´m 25 years old. This is the Story of how I became a sissy. So actually my name is Jenny now. But lets not get ahead of ourselves. The story has a slow build up, I hope it´s interesting for someone. Thats part one, I will continue the story from time to time. Everything sexual in this story happens to people over the age of 18.

I guess it all started whit my mom being a gold digger. One of those women who have a pretty face and a nice body and try to make a living out of it. After a few years of being an escort, getting to know people, sucking the right dicks, getting bend over the right tables she eventually met some rich dude who decided to marry her. Not only was he rich, he was also quite old. He was perfect for her, rich, old and never married before, so no kids to inherit his wealth. Everything went according to plan, except for one tiny thing: me. The old man got her pregnant before he passed away four years later. I´m not really sure why she even told him, she could have terminated the pregnancy, but she didn´t. I guess she wanted to make sure he wouldn´t do something unexpected with his heritage, like giving it to charity or something. The only certain thing is, that she didn´t want to have me or better to actually take care of me. After my dad died she made sure I go to a boarding school as soon as possible. I guess I don´t get to bitch about her to much, she did make sure I would always get everything I need and never need to worry about money. Wont complain about that. Only thing I didn´t get were parents. But to be honest I didn´t miss it, can´t miss what you never had. My dad died so early that I can´t really remember him and my mom avoided almost any contact with me, especially after she got all my dads money. For her it was like her actual life started.

Well like I said, my mom sent me to a boarding school as soon as possible. Since I was six years old I spend most of the year at school. Only for a few weeks in summer I left school. But even then she often send me to some summer-camp or stuff like that. Well you get the picture. Arriving at school I had to figure out pretty soon, that I seem to have some sort of victim-aura. Bottom of the food chain, starting at day one. I guess everybody knows those clichés about boarding schools, and most of them are true. Bullys on every corner, teachers not noticing it or not caring about it. While in class everything is very disciplined, but as soon as school is out, that changes drastically. It´s not like I got beat up a lot or something like that, kids can be mean, but they don´t run around like some violent gang or something. They are just mean to you, play pranks on you, call you names, stuff like that. I guess they did it out of boredom, there wasn't much to do accept for chores and homework. I read books most of the time, most of the other kids got more creative than me. For me it was always: out of the classroom and to my dorm as unseen as possible.

That went on for a long time, but eventually I got my mom to have a heart and send me to another school. I was hoping to have a few last school years in peace before I graduate. I arrived at my new school a week before classes would start. Most of the other students would arrive in the next couple days. I got led to my dorm room, my roommate had not arrived yet. Its a small room, witch two beds, two tables and two dressers. There is a small bathroom, with a toilet and a sink. I started to unpack my stuff, when I finished I went to take a shower. Maybe I should describe myself a little at this point. I never was very tall, but going through puberty I got a small boost and got to 1,76 cm pretty fast. I have blond hair and at that time I didn´t really care about how it looked. It was kinda longish and tousled. There was never a lot of hair growing on my body, except for small bushes under my armpits and in my genital area, there wasn't much going on. No need to tell you that I didn´t need to shave my face. I shaved the rest of my body, I had no special reason to do it, I just figured it wasn´t much work and if I can´t grow a decent amount of hair, why have any? I weight something between 60 and 70 kg. So I wasn´t very skinny, but not fat or muscular ether. My dick is very small when it´s flaccid, I´d say around 5 cm. Erected it reaches unspectacular 13 cm. I had seen allot of other penises, because I always had to shower with other boys in my school, so I knew my penis wasn´t a highlight. But I didn´t really care, there were no girls around anyway and I convinced myself that size didn´t matter. I didn´t mention yet, but just like my old school, my new school is an all boys school. So I am in the shower washing myself, thinking about whats ahead of me. "I don´t wont to be the loser again!", this time would be different. I needed a plan. What did I do wrong last time, why did they all push me around? What was it that made me a victim?

Thinking about my new start at this school I didn´t notice that someone else had entered the shower room. The room was quite big and had several entrances, they all led to different dorm room departments. The shower room didn´t provide much privacy, there were no separating walls or something. Just some shoulder high walls to support the shower heads. Those walls also separated the room into six rows. There where no showers at the outside walls, they had hooks for towels, benches and stuff like that. So I didn´t notice the other guy until I was finished washing myself. I went to my towel and started drying myself. He didn´t seem to have noticed me either or he just didn´t care about me being there. At least he didn´t acknowledge my presents. I looked at him, he was taller than me at least 1,85 cm. Dark hair and unlike me not only on his head. He turned his back to me and I noticed how hairy his ass was. I knew you could have hair there, but had never seen such an hairy ass. I reached around to check my own hair growth on my ass, never thought of shaving there. No hair on my checks, but I fund some lonely hairs right around my asshole, they would be gone next time. Still drying myself up I took another look at the showering guy, he was now turned sideways to me, still not paying attention to my presence. He was soaping up his body, with my eyes I followed his hands sliding around his body. Eventually his hands reached his cock. I noticed his cock was semi erected. He started to slide his slippery hand gently up and down his penis. I noticed that his cock was quite large, now that it was fully erected it was at least 18 cm long. He started to stroke his forehead only, his foreskin was pulled back completely. I knew about masturbation and technically knew how it´s done, but I had never done it to myself or seen someone else doing it. Internet porn wasn´t that far spread at that time, especially at schools and I where never cool enough to get a good look at those magazines, that got passed around at my old school from time to time. So I never got really experimentive with my occasional hard on. So seeing him pleasuring himself got me hooked. I kept watching him. He poured some more soap on his cock with his free hand, while continuing jerking his forehead with his other hand. Even though I couldn´t here him over the sound of the shower, he sure looked like he made some grunting noises. He started to stroke faster and faster. Suddenly I noticed how my own cock got stiff. Quickly I put my towel on it to hide it. Doing that, I couldn´t resist to rub the towel agains my stiff penis a bit, pretending to dry my privet area. It felt nice, kinda ticklish. I looked back at him. He was still stroking his cock very fast, it seemed quite exhausting at this point. Additionally to jerking his cock he was now kinda twitching, meeting his strokes by making quick and small thrusts with his hips. Than he suddenly stopped, I froze too. Witch one hand grabbing the wall he threw his head back and kinda thrusted into his other hand, now holding still.

Now worrying about him, noticing me, I quickly grabbed my stuff and went to my room with my towel around my hips. I put on my pajamas and laid in my bed. My little dick was still kinda hard and I kept thinking about what I just saw. What fascinated me the most was what I had seen at the very end. I guess I envied him for his animalistic drive to pleasure himself. He must have known that he wasn´t alone in the room, but he didn´t care. He wanted to pleasure himself and he did, he took what he wanted, I never could do that, I did´t have the courage. The amount of pleasure his body expressed kept going through my head. I closed my eyes and saw him again in my mind. I saw him in those last few moments before his orgasm. He is sliding his hand up and down on his cock, all the soap making it slippery. I hear myself breathing heavy. Without thinking about what I am doing, I start to touch my body, reaching under my pajama top with one hand, caressing my tummy, gently fondling my boyish breast and nipples. My other hand finds its way into my pajamas pants. I start to slowly stroke my dicky, using my foreskin to glide over my forehead. The water is raining onto his body, his hairy chest is soaked in water, I remember him having a muscular body. I feel inferior, my breathing gets even heavier and faster, I intuitive start to move my hips. But not in thrusts like he did, I make slow, circuiting movements, stroking my cock faster now. His lags muscles are clenched from the effort he puts into thrusting into his own hand. He grabs the wall and throws his head back. I stroke my dicky as fast as I can. Now he is making his finale thrusts, satisfying his basic needs, he gets his relief and empties his balls onto the floor of the shower room. I let out a tiny moan and arch my whole body, experiencing my first orgasm, I shoot my load on my stomach and immediately smear it all over my smooth and hairless tummy, still orgasming. For a second I get the urge to lick some cum of my hand, but I hesitate and the urge passes. I curl up into a ball, holding my now flaccid cock and my balls in my hand, twitching a little. After my breathing calms down to normal, I get up, go to the bathroom, and clean myself up with a towel and some water. Then I go to bed and quickly fall asleep.

I HAD THIS ""REMOVED"" FROM MY DOOR WHEN I CAME HOME....

I KNOW WHO DID IT, AND , SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT'S """OFFENSIVE"""

I TOOK THIS PICTURE BEFORE IT WAS REMOVED, BUT , I JUST WANNA KNOW....

DO YOU PPL OUT THERE THINK IT'S ""OFFENSIVE""

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SO I CAME HOME TO, ONCE AGAIN, FIND OUT, THAT, ""MY RIGHTS"" HAVE BEEN ""VIOLATED""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY NOTES THAT I HAD ON MY DOOR ""ALONG WITH"" MY USA FLAG,. HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF MY DOOR!!!!

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MY RIGHTS HAVE BEEN VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAR ALL BEGAN OVER A SIMPLE ""STUPID PRANK""
THAT ""LISA"" THE EFFING ""B1TCH!!!!""" THAT SHE IS....

SHE THINKS THAT, THIS ""BANNER"" IS ""OFFENSIVE"""
I THINK ITS FUNNY!! SHE HAS A ""VENDETA"" AGAINST ME!!!
ALL IT SAID WAS
"" A WOMEN'S PLACE IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE""
AND I WROTE THE WORD ""KITCHEN"" ON TOP OF THE WORD ""WHITE HOUSE"""
AND SHE TOOK IT AS ""OFFENSIVE""

IT IS ""NOT"" OFFENSIVE!!!!

Here is a phone number that you should prank call, pulled randomly from an internet phone book

have you pulled any "wank pranks"? Id love to hear them, and trade awesome practical jokes having to do with wanking.

I'm quite a bit older than my 42-year-old wife and after 10 years of marriage I'm keen to spice up our love life. Have hinted at joining a swingers' group or maybe having a threesome with a mate of ours. She's not interested, just laughs it off. Then I caught my 14-year-old son Matthew sniffing her panties from the washing basket and got an idea. He's from my first marriage and I don't think he's had any serious sexual experiences. But I've seen the way he looks at his stepmother so during some father-and-son chat sessions I asked him about his feelings for her. Non-commital, just the usual teenage grunts. She's still a pretty woman and in great shape. So I said maybe he'd like to see a bit more of her in the flesh. Treated it as a joke, like we'd prank her after she came home from a night out with friends. Left it at that. Last night something happened. She comes in with a few drinks on board and we share a bottle of wine before she goes to bed. Normally she's a heavy sleeper but when she's been drinking she'd sleep through an earthquake. Anyway, I'm pretty worked up myself by then and after tipping Matt a nod and wink I join her in bed, leaving the lights on. Kiss her goodnight but there's no response, she's out to it, sound asleep on her back. When I hear Matt moving about in the bathroom getting ready for bed, I roll back the covers and see she's just wearing a t-shirt. I push her legs open and pull the t-shirt up over her tits. Then Matt's heading for his room, but he pauses outside our door, hesitates, doesn't know what to do. So I beckon him to come in and he does, stands at the foot of the bed, eyes popping out of his head and glued to his stepmom's bush. Her tits are hanging to the side and from the bulge in his boxers I can see that Matt's mighty aroused. I finger open the wife's crack so he can get a better view and pinch her nipples. She mumbles and stirs slightly but is still dead to the world. Matt just stands there with his face all flushed. I give him a grin and a wink and mouth 'Good night' and he ambles off. No harm done. An eyeful for the boy and a big turn-on for me which has me jerking off as soon as he's gone. But what next? Can I take it any further? Has anyone got any ideas?

I confess that I desperately want to break my housemate and his gf up. She is a stupid bitchy little troll and is holding on to my buddy for dear life cause she'll never get anyone like him again. and he's holding on to her because its his very first gf and he doesn't know any better. theyve been together 3 yrs. i dont know enough about their relationship like what he likes/dislikes about her and vice versa but omg this bitch has got TO GO! anyone have any ideas?

this guy would never ever cheat so an earring in the bed or something wouldn't work. also, please keep in mind i want to break them up, not just prank the cunt. thank you.

I confess that I thought it was fun playing a prank on my sister by adding her on FB pretending to be someone else (a hot guy I must add) and chatting to her just for jokes but now It's going a little too far because she tells that guy (me) that shes enjoying our chats alot and I think shes into him (me)she flirts and sends me pictues but nothing dirty or anything

Possibility of a strong earthquake monday,6/13. And, no, this is not another dumb 4chan prank.

Is there any videos of people doing obscene phone calls? genuine ones to strangers..not pranks or to tv..i mean ones where they ask bitches dirty stuff!!!
like "get yer tits out yer fuckin bitch! or "im stood outside watching you and im going to eat your brains!!! ha ha ha!!!"

something like that would be great ;-)

I confess I always knew this site was fucked up but I always got a laugh out of some the confessions and jokes about co worker pranks and funny stuff like that. But some confessions are way off the deep end and should be deleted as soon as an administrator reads them yet they stay up for months years even. I never use the search box on her but I was curious what a term ment on her that I see often so I looked it up and got a notice that my ip was loged and reported and such. Wtf why would you have the confessions board full of terms that I have only seen on this site and if you look them up to ser what they mean you log your members and guests ip address and report them. Deleted all post with so called banned words in the first place. This site is like a cop that offers a hooker money for a blowjob then arrests her for prostitution after he blows a load in her mouth. I m done with Motherless it was fun while it lasted. Peace pervs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4NVkCddI0A

Tattoo faced "hardman" gives his hone number out in this clip. I hope no trolls call him! He doesnt like trolls (the video is about him being trolled by the way)

So please whatever you do.. DONT PRANK CALL HIM!!!

Anybody have any idea what this girl's name is? All I know is she's in a bunch of videos for this Russian prank show

Here's the source to the vid: http://youtu.be/EwwRVvwWw8o

Help me Motherless q.q

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS ERRYBODY! Now go prank someone and post it here. The cruel-er the better.

Yes it's fit for the request board, it gets me off.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman nude prank on set

i just watched compliance the movie online, it is based on true events. when watching, i thought, this can't be all true, it has to be slightly exaggerated.

so i then search about looking how true it was, and omg, everything portrayed in the movie, was REAL. dumb american mcdonald workers actually,''COMPLIED'' with a man on the phone....

so people, watch compliance first, enjoy, think wtf, then search youtube- real prank stripsearch interview, the mcdonalds one. wow.

you sicko's will enjoy.