Probably a good thing that there wasn't the internet or places like this to post shit when I was younger...Being an old man pushing my late 60's I have fucked so many women in my life you young punks wouldn't have a clue!!! One night stands was ramped and happened almost every weekend while we partied in the woods!! Women were sluts with no chance ever of being exposed on the internet!! Good times!!

Little married goth slut from a few years ago I got to know told me to take her to a forest and fuck the shit out of her. I was single at the time, and would hang out at this punk/goth bar. She was usually at the bar on Fridays, and I'd chill and have a few drinks with her - so I complied. We made plans to get together the next day (Saturday). At first she wanted me to wear a condom, but was like, "you know what? I hate condoms." Thing is, her husband knows she does this - and it's just such a turn on to me that I was fucking this beautiful young married woman. It was a one time deal, they hop from town to town. If you ever see this chick, she'll probably fuck you (or at a minimum blow you).
She's such a freak, she's the one that suggested taking this picture! I totally forgot I had this pic because this shit happened a while ago and since then I got married. My wife and I are on the same iCloud and it transferred to the iCloud and my wife was like "who the fuck is this?"
So I had to explain what happened and showed her the date of the photo (which was 1 year before we got married). I think it kind of turned my wife on, because she fucked the hell out of me after showing it to her.
"She's pretty," my wife said after we fucked, "did you cum in her?"
"No, honestly - I mean I wanted to, but instead I came in her mouth."
"Tell me about what you both did... like what positions..."
"Oh come on babe, don't be jealous."
"I'm not, I just like hearing about your sexual exploits..."
"Well, fine. I fucked her doggy style for a bit, she pushed me down on the ground, sucked my dick, then got on top of me, rode me and I felt like I was going to cum and told her, and she clawed into my chest with her nails, got off and put my dick in her mouth and I came."
"Did she take that little skirt off when you fucked her?"
"Um, no - she was wearing a thong under it - and honestly when we got out of the car I was a bit embarrassed because people were staring at her... but all she did was move the thong over and, well - we fucked."
I just find it weird that I forgot about that picture, because she was a pretty good lay. I told my wife I would delete the picture, but she said "It's a memory, I'm ok with it - you didn't do it when we were married, plus she's kinda cute!"
So yeah - that's that. I figure most people keep posting the same pictures and same bullshit to this site I should try to freshen thing up. I really wish I had more pictures because she was absolutely phenomenal and honestly I kind of wish she never moved away because I would have used that pussy so much more lol.

I confess that I want to be my dad's lover.
I've been reading some of the posts here, and there seems to be quite a few bro/sis, son/mom, and dad/dau stories, but usually the son/mom and dad/dau ones are about teenagers, or even younger.
I'm almost 40 years old, so this isn't some teenage crush.
You see, my mom died a couple of years ago and I don't think my dad has been with a woman since.
I come around on the weekend to help him clean the house or do laundry.
Everybody has always said how much I look like my mom and dad still tells me I'm a spitting image of her.
I'm pretty sure he's masturbating from the stains I've seen on the bedsheets and on his underwear. Plus, I found a stack of porn dvd's hidden in the closet.
For the past few months I've been masturbating and fantasizing about making love to him.
I guess I want to take over for my mom, so to speak.
Any suggestions on how I might go about living my fantasy?
To the punks that comment here, don't waste my time with your stupid assinine remarks. This is a serious subject for me.

I confess that last night i got a beating from 5-10 guys which I could have easily have avoided but no fuckin way am I gona back down in my ends. These punks tried to steal my bike from outsite the chicken shop. We argued for a good 5 minutes and I some of them were looking for excuses to leave but I told them they are all pussies and aint gona touch my bike so when 1 did i grabbed his hat and threw it so he punched he and they all rushed me. I would grab one of um and try drag him to the floor while laughing as they punched and kicked me. Every time I got up I threw my hands up and shouted what is that all u pussis got u lot r a bunch of faggots and pow a punch to the face and rushed again. That happened 3 times then the people from the shop came running out to help me and i think the guys must have fun away coz i remember getting pulled off one of the guys who i was dragging to the ground. I then saw him run off with a bike so i started to chase until i got pulled back. lucky for me that wasnt my bike. Oh i say 5 to 10 guys because there was 5 at first my more kept coming from out of nowhere when we was arguing.

I didnt make this post to show everyone how badass i am (well ok maybe a tiny bit :-p)I made it coz the whole time I did not have one ounce of fear going through my body. I no thats not normal. when i was gettin kicked on the ground i was laughing and thinking this doesnt hurt at all. I know even pro fighters get nerves before a fight. I knew the fight was going to happen so logically i should have felt it because our instinct..... weird. what are your thoughts?

only smart comments please, oh old hog dog guy feel free to post here :-p