So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).
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I am a Bi-Male, married and in my early 30's.
I do not find men attractive, but happily play with cocks and suck them (not really into anal sex, but love getting rimmed)
The reason I am bi, is that when I was younger my friend and I experimented, we did this because we could not get any pussy and just wanted something more than continually wanking our dicks by ourselves.
Anyway, I have continued to like sucking cock as I have got older - but as I say I dont find men attractive, Sissy boys and TV's are more feminine and therefore more acceptable to me.
I have recently started talking to a local sissy and he is happy to live out a fantasy of mine, I will dominate him and control him in anyway I want & he will follow my orders.
To start with its just online buts he lives close and the plan is for this relationship to become physical very soon.
He too has a famale partner who knows nothing, but I am going to train him to become more and more submissive to her, eventually over time It would be great if she takes onboard that he is a slut who likes being used by men and women.
If his girlfriend embraces his submissive side, who knows she might be willing to dominate him with me?
This is real life not some bullshit story, so it will take a long time, many months maybe even a year or more, who knows.
MY Ex Was def the hottest mom / girl i have ever dated she did it all i conffess she turned out to be a dirty slut what do you think should i have satyed with her even thought she cheated on me??
I'm looking for a video that's pretty old now. It starts out with one girl on cam and she strips down to just a turquoise thong, then her friends show up and strip too. I believe they wear pasties at some point. I can't remember the cam girls name. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
When your tgirl neighbor knows your wife is out of town and is wanting to hangout
My wife ordered a strap on and it will be here today. I'm totally going to bitch out for her and she can't wait. I can't either!
hello boys and girls
new to this site love it by the way, can anyone help me out with some self shot videos i love to see real people on video not this scriped porn stuff or does anyone know of any good web cam sites that dont cost to join and the people on them loke to show off thanks alot
It seems that a video player has been changed. It eats out CPU as crazy
Hey this girl just posted on fb about her having a video and pics out of her and shes teying to get it off the net....ya right...newho heres a pic was wondering if anyone could find the pics and or the vid and post them...thanks alot
From out honeymoon - if you want to see more leave a comment telling us why
Lately my husband has been asking me to finger fuck his ass and I do it without hesitation. Mainly because I enjoy satisfying him and I get extremely aroused watching him squirm under my finger slowly going in and out of his tight asshole.
However he just confessed (in the heat of passion) that he'd like me to fuck him in the ass w/a strap-on *shock stammer*
Don't get me wrong I love making my husband happy, but at what cost to myself? My luck he'd enjoy being ass fucked so much he'd end up leaving me for a man; or decide he's bisexual.
Should I fullfill his request?
Check out my gallery of asses if you want to see some nice gaps. Gaps, if you don't know are the spaces inbetween girls thighs right under their pussies. A girl has got to have an ass to have one; skinny bitches rarely have them.
hello boys and girls
new to this site love it by the way, can anyone help me out with some self shot videos i love to see real people on video not this scriped porn stuff or does anyone know of any good web cam sites that dont cost to join and the people on them loke to show off thanks alot
Im looking for fakes of my hot sister inlaw, i had many chances to mess around with her over the years but never did cause i loved my wife and was a faithful husband. About a year ago i found out my wife had been having an affair and since then its been an ugly divorce but i find myself thinking about what could have been so i would lake some hot gakes of my SIL Ally with white males so i can imagin its me, also if anyones interested i can post some pics of my wife for some FF and FFM fakes of her and my SIL with eachother and white male to imagine its me just ket me know if your up to the challenge. Also i can award two nudes of my SIL for anyone that fakes for me. Already have a separate post from a year ago and figure its easier to link to it rather then repost all the pics of her so here you go and hope to see some great fakes soon!
You know I confess I have lived for many years with several imaginery friends and pets, I am very happy with this situation, I just invent whomever I want to be with or speak to and bingo life's perfect. I am not married, live alone and have no real friends just my imaginary life ! I am new here and at first glance it seems like a great place for a 'second life' or 'alter ego' kind of experience. I plan to make up an imaginery identity here when I work out what the focus of motherless is - I'm guessing sexual deviancy hehe ! Anyway back to my imaginary real life friends, does anyone else follow this kind of lifestyle, there certainly appear to be a lot of very intelligent fantasists on this site! I would love to get advice on how to make the most of it. Many thanks in advance! Jason, Leicester UK.
does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass
Hey guys...
Young pig here... more str8, but I love getting high and being a little cock pig! I need dudes to help me out. You can message me and ask about any of the following:
a) If you're in Toronto and want to TRAIN me to be a worthless tina slut, do so via email at big.dicked.toronto@gmail.com
b) if you live far, but have a request that you want to see me play out... send me a message through the site
c) If you're able to help me get "toys" to be a pig (financially) then message me through the site and we'll work something out. (I'm willing to do ANYTHING!)
im the guy that called out his wifes best friends name during sex and just want you to know i finally got some pics to post tomarrow so ill see you then.
I want to suck this gorgeous cock so fucking bad, and then I want him to pound me with it and make me moan like a girl who is losing her virginity. My ass would be his any time he wants it. I would let him fuck me however long, however hard, and however deep he wants to, and in every position he could possibly think of. The only favor I would ask is for him to pull out right when he's about to orgasm so that he can shove it in my mouth and feed me his cum.
Sluts in California's beautiful Bay Area I want to 69 until we both cum in each other's mouth then fuck as many times in as many ways as you can handle before tapping out.
I'm a freak with a 5 minute refractory period so my tongue can fill in to keep you taken care of between rounds.
Kinks and chemsex welcome, but vanilla ass & pussy taste good too 😈
I confess I'm watching porn while I'm picking my nose and eating the bogies. My preference is for harder ones but I've eaten those and now only soft ones are coming out.
wife was cleaning out the back of the car, coudn't resist the cunt shot
Wanna make out w that pussy
Don’t you just leak out over these types of tits ?
I was asking people for the latest party and was dressed like a priest. They had just pulled me out of the oxygen tent.
Watch out for someone on here named SexiLexi420, it is really some guy trying to scam you for money off Skype/Paypal
Look at it slurping out the cum!
x-raying for the next 3 hours post your pic and who she is to you
for best results a white tight shirt with good light on the chest the next best are blacks and the x-ray quailty gos down from there.. no matter what ill still show my results even if i get nothing out of the pic
p.s. this is 100% x-rays only i dont cheat or make fakes so if you looking to get a photo shoped boob job of your wifes best friend sorry no can do x-rays only
I fucked a long-time friend of mine for the first time the other night. She and I have known each other a long time and never even considered hooking up, so it took me by surprise when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to fuck her. I didn't take her seriously at first, I figured she was just teasing me the way I always teased her about us doing it.. Turns out she was seriously asking me. Considering she has a boyfriend, someone I've also known for years, I should have said no....but I didn't. I said if she was serious then the answer's yes. Turns out that, despite the fact I was complacent in helping her cheat on her boyfriend, I'm glad I said yes. You see she's that most elusive of creatures...the squirter. I've seen girls do it in porn videos but never experienced it for myself until that night. It is so fucking hot to see a girl do that and know you were the one responsible....and I made her do it over, and over, and over again. Actually I lost count of how many times I made her cum. But it was a lot. I can't wait until we do it again. And she did assure me there'd be a next time.
I think she's actually got great tits. They're kind of small, but that's ok. I like small tits. The nipples are always nice and pretty, instead of all stretched out and distorted.
After a bit of a lull in the excitement in our sex lives, my girlfriend and I have decided to spice things up. It was great before, we were fucking 4 times a day, all over the house, nothing too wierd, I licked her ass, pulled her hair, called her a dirty little whore. I'm looking for new fun things to try, any ideas are welcome! I'm going to eat her out at work today, so I think that will be a good start but I definatly want some advice and this is the PERFECT place to ask, thanks motherless. thats her in the pic
wife goes out for fun, threat or opportunity, would you try her?
Does any one know what ever happened to misztink3pinky? I know her name is Michelle and she lived in Florida. Chatted with her on YouTube but she disappeared. I'm thinking she found out she was all over the internet and might have hurt herself.
Look at this whore showing her cameltoe in thin worn out panties!! My friend Willy fucked her the day prior to this and he has a huge dick!! That bbc cum is still inside her
When the sun's out my thin dress comes out
Nice candle to blow out ;)
Me&my freaky big dick nigga :)wanny meet someone to join in wit us papi can work it real good & as for me ill turn u out real fast:)
When I was younger I was in a relationship with a girl I met and lived with I was studying. She turned out to be a psycho and a massive drain on me. I couldn't get away, I was too worried about what she'd do to herself if I left and I had no choice but to stick around.
Over the next few years women I met at parties, workmates etc. All showed an interest in me. One of my workmates made a pretty clear offer to go back to her place after work to get it on but I turned her down.
After a few years I'd just had enough and decided to leave and I thought 'fuck her'. I still feel guilty about being attracted to people other than her but I really regret not fucking all of the gorgeous women who threw themselves at me! What the fuck is wrong with me?!
best ass out of these??
Can anyone photoshop her tits out with a big load on them?
Love this girl, can you figure out why??
Been trying to see this girl naked for a while now. Help a dude out?
http://www.modelmayhem.com/2974753
Please help.... I once found a vid where a black shemale fucked a guy. It was a point of view video(seeing out of his eyes) has anybody got a link for this video or something like it? Been looking for a long time now :(
I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist. I always found a way to fuck my past girlfriends and now wife somewhere where me might be seen by a stranger. I’ve always been lucky enough to find slim, firm bodied, cute women.
When I was 30 I had a girlfriend who was 18 and she was willing to be risky. She had a great body and I wanted the whole world to see me fucking her. We did it on my apartment balcony, in front of open windows, on a sidewalk and in the car. All of course FULLY naked.
Once with a different girlfriend we parked on a street in a neighborhood of a large college campus. It was at night and there were a lot of trees lining the street and the shielded much of the street lights so it was fairly dark. We started messing around in the car and eventually I got her out and fucked her from behind against the passenger side. Two girls who definitely looked college age came walking down the sidewalk and stopped when they saw us. I saw them so I pulled my dick out and rested it on her ass for a few seconds. I was thrilled to be showing those two my hard cock and I came as soon as I put it back in. That is my favorite memory of all time.
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO !!!! MAY I EAT RICE AND BEANS OUT YOUR CUNTS
which out of the 6???
I'm in the dressing room...all alone. I want you to come in and pull down my shorts and panties and bend me over and fuck my pussy and then slip it in my ass while video tapings it. Then I want you to have me on my knees and suck the cum out of you hard dick and invite your friends to fuck me randomly...can you make my fantasy come true..
My post about getting guys for my wife was removed apparently. Looking to take her out for dinner and drinks, then see her used by a group. looking for ideas, volunteers and that kind of thing, will put more of her pics up too. She is in her thirties, so don't bother taking it down for underage. She has an oral fixation and loves to suck. She also likes anal. Let me know what you think.
Two party sluts ready to go out! :)
I confess that when I discovered this site I just wanted to check it out short term and see how it was, but now I'm getting addicted to it!!! :D
Our bathroom door has a keyhole so you can see into it. My wife's friend has been staying with us for afew weeks and usually I always get a chance to watch her undress for her shower. Finally I bought a video camera to capture her beauty.
I wasn't sure if she was aware of the keyhole situation so for the hell of it I placed the camera outside the bathroom down the hall covered by a plant.
I made sure my wife's friend knew I was going into the shower and put the camera on. I stood in the bathrrom, undressed, stroked my cock alittle and took my time getting into the shower. Afterwards I walked to my bedroom and grabbed the camera. After watching it over I saw my wife's friend standing outside the bathroom looking into the keyhole. Whats even better is I could see her placing her hands down her pants as her body shook. She must have knelt there right until I got into the shower.
I'd show all the video but its all personal and just wanted to share.
I think I will do it again and this time quickly open the bathroom door as if I forgot something and catch her there fingering herself. Then I will order her to suck my dick and then fuck the shit out of her.
Me and my girlfriend tried out a swingers club the other night for the first time (we are only young but pretty adventurous when it comes to sex)...
So we are there having a few drinks and enjoying ourselves when in walks our old teacher (me and my girlfriend met in school)...
We couldn't believe it and was all a bit embarrassed at first, but not so much by the end ;)
Summertime! Suns out boobs out! Anyone else have some topless sunbathing pictures to share?
I was home alone with my sister and i was in her roon using her conputer and she was in her bayhroom taking a shower. Guess she didnt know i was in there because she came out into her room naked and i was staring at her and she kinda gasped and went back in the bathroom and came back out again with a towel around her.
She asked what i was doig in her room and i said using the computer obviously. Then she tried telling me to leave and get out.
I wouldnt so she got mad and tried pushing me off the chair so i grabbed at her to try to catch myself and grabbrd her towel amd pulled it off her. She tried grabbing it back but i was holding it and didnt let go and pulled back so she couldnt get it and it pulled her on top of me. So i have my sister completely naked on my and she starts getting mad trying to kinda fite and im getting this huged hard on. I had some pajama pants on so the were pretty thin and i know she could feel it agaisnt her but i think she was too mad to notice. S. She is trying to hold me down and hit me so i grab her and pull her against me so she cant anymore and my hard on is right agaisnt her pussy and i start moving my hips ribbing it against her.
Now she finally starts to notice but she doesnt say anything she just stops moving torying to fite me and i keep going.
I start pushing up harder and she starts moving back so i pulled my pants down and just pushed it in her pussy and we fucked so much. But after that she has been kinda avoiding me like it made things awkard.