Shaved snatch is played out - there's more of these shaved olive looking body parts, than there is olives in Martini's. Don't bother with the suggestion, I drank a couple of martini's and my opinion didn't change - asshole

I CONFESS I JUST FINISHED EATING UP A WHOLE CONTAINER OF CLASSIC HUMMUS WITH A FEW PITAS ALL BY MYSELF AND I DRIZZLED SOME OLIVE OIL ALL OVER THE HUMMUS

How often do you see a woman in public that you really think is gorgeous and want to fuck? Yesterday while out with my family I saw this lady. She had perfect olive skin, great smile and a nice thick body great for fucking. Wish I had got more pictures for you guys.

WHAT NATIONALITY WAS JESUS?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Greetings Fellow Sexual Aficionados,

I am Oliver Twain. I come forth here today with an introduction of myself, as well as a request that will hopefully benefit every one of you today and forevermore. The request I bring forth to you all is a simple one that is open to everyone: Give me a topic or a short description of a fantasy situation of yours that you would like turned into an actual story with plot, characters, and steamy situations. I will do everything in my possession to produce the stories that will bring you the most pleasure. Therefore, I call upon every one of you to allow me to make your fantasies a descriptive reality. The only limitation is your imagination.

Sincerely Yours,

Mr. Oliver Twain

I want to fuck my nieghbor so bad ! Shes a single mom in her late 20's long black hair olive skined girl. Perfect ass , a cups , but I'm married and in my early 30's. We text back and forth and have talked a lot during chance encounters but man I wish I knew away to approach her about a no strings attached relationship without makng things weird or getting in trouble . Maybe somebody has some advice on tried and true ways to "test the waters" ?

Hi im 26/m/sydney ... Is there anyone from oz here? Feel like just sucking cock without the hastle of small talk? Or If u feel the sudden urge to meet up and get mouth fucked in a dark street inbox me for my toe user, & we can organize a meet. plz only girls reply.
Own car, will drive to wherever u are aslong as u suck sloppy, and swallow seed.
Tall, muscular build,olive skin, mixed race

I need help finding a flick from a while ago. The scene was one of those nicely done artistic ones featuring a male teacher and schoolgirl having sex on a desk in an abandoned school building. I believe the scene may is Euro made. The girl has on a pink skirt and olive sweater with possibly a flower on it. They start off walking through a field flirting and enter the old school building to have sex. One part of the scene shows her bent over the table getting fucked as the camera goes down to watch their feet as the table slides from the thrusts. I would really love to see this flick again if anyone can help.

if olive-oil is made from olives, then what's baby-oil made from?
i've stumbled across a nation-wide scandal.

Hey all, I need your help.

I'm looking for a video that was posted about a month and a half ago and made the top comments for a few days. It looked like it was from Cam4 and had two girls (one was olive skin, the other white) and one guy. The one was his gf and the other was her friend. Someone bid enough tokens to have the friend give the bf a blowjob. Please let me know if anyone has info on the video. Thanks!

I watch the Disney show, ANT Farm just to see the damn cute blonde girl on there. Her name is Olive on the show. I love it when she is wearing red lipstick. Damn I could bang one out to her constantly. Love that little hottie.

My name is Oliver, I'm 41y.o and I'm looking for the girl of my dreams, check out my profile and get back to me.

I love going to the store to buy just a bottle of olive oil, which I use as lube to fap. I get in line with a hot cashier, make small talk, and say to her "This will come in handy," and she says "sure".

FYI, DIY pocket pussy = 1 mid sized pringles can, 2 kitchen sponges, 1 rubber glove, and a little olive oil! Cheapest date in town!

Pittsburgh, 420 friendly looking for some smash. Mount Oliver and surrounding.

I confess i am in love with olive from the ant farm series. What a jot little cunt.

I confess that I wish I had taken video or a pic, but this girl at Starbucks tonight while I was waiting to order my hot chocolate kept bending over and licking and sucking the excess coffee out of her cup so she could put the cover on! Extremely erotic! She licked her lips afterward and had a long, fleshy tongue! I came while watching her! :-O I couldn't tell if the guy she was with was her bf or just a friend, they never kissed or anything, and she was looking at the girl who was sitting with them in what seemed like a flirtatious manner. She also looked over at me several times! :-O She was not skinny, but she was still proportionate, and she had olive skin and a nice ass and a big nose. Looked Israeli almost. :) There's a girl at Pizza My Heart who is more in shape, with a nice firm body, and also has olive skin and a big nose, but this girl at Starbucks was also very beautiful! :-O