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@confessions
01 Nov 2013 8:28AM
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I am a Bi-Male, married and in my early 30's.

I do not find men attractive, but happily play with cocks and suck them (not really into anal sex, but love getting rimmed)

The reason I am bi, is that when I was younger my friend and I experimented, we did this because we could not get any pussy and just wanted something more than continually wanking our dicks by ourselves.

Anyway, I have continued to like sucking cock as I have got older - but as I say I dont find men attractive, Sissy boys and TV's are more feminine and therefore more acceptable to me.

I have recently started talking to a local sissy and he is happy to live out a fantasy of mine, I will dominate him and control him in anyway I want & he will follow my orders.

To start with its just online buts he lives close and the plan is for this relationship to become physical very soon.

He too has a famale partner who knows nothing, but I am going to train him to become more and more submissive to her, eventually over time It would be great if she takes onboard that he is a slut who likes being used by men and women.

If his girlfriend embraces his submissive side, who knows she might be willing to dominate him with me?

This is real life not some bullshit story, so it will take a long time, many months maybe even a year or more, who knows.

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20 May 2015 10:55PM
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For all you people who think posting that "you do not have permission" bullshit in your profile's bio section:

You obviously have never bothered to read the ToS of this website, and are actually making yourself look dumb, due to the fact that the ToS explicitly states....

"By posting Content on this website, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to MI and visitors of MI, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display and distribute such information, rights of publicity and Content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works and other media, such information and Content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing."

For those of you who don't understand that wall of mind bending fuckery, I'll summarise: By using this website for anything, including the shit you type, anyone around the world has the a-okay to use said content however they please (although I'm not entirely certain about reselling it). You post a picture on here, and no amount of bullshit, poorly scratched out, fake legalese is going to prevent anyone from reusing it for any reason. The only reason they may not use it is out of personal respect, or you're just not that interesting. Quite honestly, I'm thinking of making a publicly funded study of this annoying trend, which is likely clogging up the arteries of countless servers around the globe, thanks to poorly educated people.

Learn to read the fine print, and maybe next time you see yourself in unauthorised use, you'll actually understand why it happened- YOU FUCKING GAVE CONSENT DUE TO IGNORANCE. Remove that annoying shit from your profile, because it means nothing; and frankly, the people who run the servers will probably thank you... not to mention, your dignity will suddenly lose a dent, and your reading skills might get a workout from actually reading the ToS of websites before you use them.

If you don't believe the quoted text, check out the fucking page I copied it from- http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/tou
If you need help understanding it, I can post some links to help you find pro-bono lawyers down below, so you can learn a thing or two about the websites you use.

Peace out.

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@confessions
01 Feb 2012 11:49PM
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I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)

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04 Nov 2025 12:34PM
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Just a pervy femboy begging for attention and fun conversations. Maybe naughty minded Mistress too.

How is everyone doing today?

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24 Oct 2013 6:35AM
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does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

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03 May 2022 8:13PM
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Several years ago I had a toxic gf who introduced me to the world of paying for sex after we paid to have a girl rub me off in a massage parlour while we were getting massaged beside each other. After that relationship I spiralled from hand jobs into full on sex with random girls online as well as escorts etc. I had some incredible sex and loved the variety of women I got to see and fuck. I got into such a rut of meeting escorts and masseuses that when I met my now wife I carried on fucking others behind her back, even after we got engaged. Me and her would talk such filth (long distance) that I was horny 24/7 so it made me hornier and go fuck girls more. We then got married months later and unfortunately, one small miss on my part meant she discovered my secret life on my phone 3 days after we got married. She even spoke to oke of the prossies. Despite this, she stayed with me, not sure why or how. I tried counselling and other things but I couldn't get enough of the variety and spontaneity of seeing and touching various girls. I denied myself sex with more but continued with happy ending and body to body massages even after marriage. One day I went for what I thought was a massage and ended up fucking the masseuse as she got horny after seeing how "handsome" I was. Ended up fucking my wife only 2 hours later. I felt like such a cunt but the joy of multiple women still plays on my mind too much. I still meet random girls but not for sex, maybe a hj or bj at most but still go for happy ending massages. Do I need help? I'm a real perv. I would fuck my wife's sisters at the drop of a hat if I could but she knows I'm a horny pervert and doesn't like me talking to them. I also don't want to ruin the marriage because she is a really a good girl. Am I a real cunt? Any advice or thoughts?

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@hookups
18 Mar 2025 5:35AM
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I'm in Bangkok. Someone wants to meet and have some fun? I'm 44 and open for everything. Man or women, maybe Ladyboy?

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06 Feb 2017 2:28PM
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I confess that I'm a 23 y/o dude who comes on here regular and hopes that he gets mailed by older horny women from anywhere who want to chat and swap pics and stuff, maybe even Skype. But I bet that most guys on this site want this 😂 I have a gf but I just love attention from older(30+) women.

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27 Jan 2026 10:46PM
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Whatchu guys think? 
Maybe more?

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07 Jul 2020 3:12AM
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I can be both, or maybe not :P

Dom looking for Subs in all the wrong places
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01 May 2015 7:34PM
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The buffering time for the videos on here is insane. I'm trying to watch a maybe five minute long video, and it's taking about ten minutes just to start it. You can only stare at a buffering circle so long before your cock goes limp. I have a brand new computer, and all updated software, so I know it's nothing on my end. It might just be from all the site traffic, but come on, if I literally can't watch videos on your site, I'll have to look elsewhere.

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05 Jul 2024 6:45AM
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I'm just curious to know if any ladies in Brisbane Australia would be interested in some banter, sexting, see how it progresses to maybe eventually meet up for some fabulous sex, I'm 60, 173cm, 90kg, I've got a nice fat 8", been told more often than not that I'm huge, I can't get enough of a very wet puss and ass, I just adore your flavours, age is irrelevant, just be wet. Let's talk!

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@requests
21 Jul 2013 4:09AM
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Now to start out, I don't expect any miracles here. Just hoping.
The video I am looking for is several years old. If I had to guess I would say maybe 5 years old at this point. It was submitted to an amateur site for a contest they were doing. The content of the video is simple. Woman on all fours on a bed. Ass up in air and thats all you ever see of her. She is masturbating. Like I said, very simple video. The room she is in has wood paneling for the walls.
If anyone can find it, please let me know.

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@chicks
20 Jun 2014 2:07AM
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tell me what you would do to these chicks and which one you want to fuck the most XD
more pics available upon request maybe

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27 Jun 2024 1:57PM
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I have been driving myself crazy looking for a specific video. This girl has 2 different videos that i have seen but i have no idea who she is or where i can find her videos again. The ones i have seen and am looking for were around a minute... they are shot in that tiktok style video. She is a cute brunette girl stripping. In one of them shes dancing to that megan thee stallion song body ody, shes got black panties on shaking her butt. Shes got a black tapestry thing hanging on her wall (maybe astrology flag looking thing) and the other one she is topless and has a light blue thong on and dancing to a song that goes like "you can ride in my car, you can come inside" and she does a little turn and ass shake. I cant tell if she has braces or not but the little smile at the end that she does... oh my goodness. Its like a "yeah i know im hot" smirk. Hopefully people have seen it or know where to find it. I would appreciate it immensely... i have been driving myself crazy for the last week looking in every corner but still havent come across it. If this is the wrong section i apologize. ANY help would be appreciated. If you know the video or girl i am talking about it please let me know where i can find her and her videos. Thanks! Sincerely TC

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22 Dec 2011 6:34PM
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The invisible foot is the foot that white people have on the necks of blacks, Native Americans and others. It is called invisible because whites say they do not see it.

Race in America, a brief history: whites knocked blacks and Native Americans to the ground, beat them up, took their money and then put their foot on their neck. At first the foot barely allowed them to breathe. Now they can breathe more freely (what whites mean by, �It�s not as bad as it used to be.�) but the foot is still there. In what follows I will take just the case of blacks to keep it simple.

White people deny the foot is there:

They see the foot in past but not the present. So blacks must be imagining it.
They say blacks were not knocked down � they have always been down.
Or they were knocked down so long ago that no one alive can be blamed for it and, besides, blacks should have got up already! If they have not, that just proves there is something wrong with them. Maybe they were just born that way. Or maybe their Culture or Values are at fault. Certainly not any foot on their neck.
Oprah and Obama and other blacks standing up proves there is no foot on the necks of black people. Whites do not need to change a thing. Blacks just have to try harder! If they are good at standing up then they can go to a private school that will teach them how to stand up! So there is hope.
Jews and Asians are standing up, so what is wrong with black people?
They say blacks are just as evil - even though there is no black foot on their white neck.
The press sometimes runs stories on blacks who are lying on ground. They almost never say anything about the foot � or bring it up just to wave it off. Lying on the ground has little to do with white people.

Whites wear special glasses: Super Duper Racist Spectacles Tinted with Moral Blindness. Wearing these special glasses they cannot see the foot.

That money in their pocket? It just kind of got there by accident. Or through Hard Work. Or Free Markets. Or some other lie their parents and teachers taught them to say. It certainly did not come from blacks and natives: look at how poor they are!

Some blacks want at least part of the money back. They call it Reparations or something. But giving back any of it is Impossible. Besides, living a lie pays so much better.

But out of the corner of their eye, where they can kind of see how the world looks without their glasses, they sometimes see the foot. And deep down they know why they keep it there: They are afraid that if they remove it they will be knocked down, beat up, robbed and have a foot on their neck.

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01 Jul 2023 6:29AM
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Edging early this morning to all of you dumb whores. Patiently waiting for daddy's really good slut to come over and satisfy me with her fuckholes. Help me build up a good load for my slut and maybe I'll share it when fuck her stupid like the rest of you worthless cock sleeves. 

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09 May 2021 10:27AM
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truck/rest stop ideas: I’ve thought about dressing slutty and parking in a way that’s out of the way but still noticeable (or even over in the truck section despite having a car if it’s one of those places) and leaving my car doors unlocked and windows rolled down...sleeping and seeing if anyone takes advantage. Or maybe tying myself up in the rest room there with a sign saying I did something most men would find offensive (cheating on my husband? truckers/road trippers seem to be fairly patriotic so maybe say he's deployed for that extra push for them to take advantage to honor this imaginary spurned man) and I deserve to be fucked and covered in cum and see who decides to take advantage to “punish” me.

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27 Apr 2013 2:15PM
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Trying to find a vid I watch a while ago but no luck up to now, maybe someon here can help.

Vid is a girl anal fisting because the guy on screen asked her to, then she puts a bottle or can in her ass because he asked that too. We can see both of them on screen. Pretty much all I can remember of it, help appreciated.

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16 Feb 2026 5:10AM
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if a girl poses like that on a perty she's ready for everything. i'm sure these tow guys can finger her pussy and asshole and maybe fuck her

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08 Dec 2023 9:09PM
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So I'm bicurious. I'm 39 and have thought about going to a gay bar to see what transpires. But I'm curious about how to act? What do I do? If I sit at the bar will I get hit on (what I want). Kind of want to be hit on by an older man and have him touch my penis. Maybe have him ask me home..touch other areas of me. I just don't think I'll be aggressive with it so I'm wondering how to behave or what I should do.

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@confessions
09 Mar 2012 3:58AM
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I confess that I am tired and lonely and could really do with a hug and maybe a beer. That is all.

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25 Oct 2024 2:48AM
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I lost my virginity to my husband, the night he proposed to me. I was 21 at the time.

Since we are both from a small town, in rural area, this wasn't so unexpected, but he was surprised, in a good way, since I had a bf for over a year before him, and they kind of knew each other, since it is a very small town.

Never cheated on him, afterwards, but maybe I should (I never will), since our sex life has been almost dead for years (thus I am here).

A few times, when he was drunk, he would ask me about my ex, commenting how he thought we were in a serious relationship, hinting at my virginity, and I saw him smirking at him, when we would meet, in a way, like, "I know you did nothing for over a year, you fucking loser".

The truth is, we did everything except vaginal sex, but I mean everything. At that time, I figured, for some strange reason, that I will marry him, eventually, and that I had to save myself for the day he proposes. Sex without penetration (except for a few times he convinced me to anal play), was far more satisfying than anything I ever experienced with my husband. He sees me as this perfect, pure wife, who never saw a penis before his, yet I sucked my bf's cock for hundreds of times, before we met.

Now, I am sorry that I never had real sex with him, since I know, it would be magical, so I linger in my thoughts, and fantasies, regretting my life choices.

I know this isn't much, but it is pure. Hope you won't judge me for withholding the truth from my husband, but I just felt this to be the right way.

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29 Aug 2025 6:05PM
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Hey I notice as the classifieds has scammers using pictures on motherless maybe. Just watch out.sasty to pickfrom another note. I have a women that basically likes cheating roleplsy, enjoy pleasing meand other men. I go by concent ofcourse. I do not want her join. However if closer to me. I'll be skull fuckin her face

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28 Feb 2008 1:30PM
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when i was litl i was and saw mom and his dad but they were underessed and i peeked but they say "NO DO THAT" and so i then was just tiny about 8 but when i got to be 10 i shook mine until the spazm and then i say "it make feels weird" one day i say to neighbor girl to feel and she say ok but when she did and it hurt i did yelled at but not stop love her many weeks. that was years ago today and last week she come to me and ask for favor so i say ok and she get baby. maybe it destiny?

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I never thought that I will get to have a cuckold experience, as a bull, especially since I am neither young, nor endowed, but it happened.

She is my, lets say friend, I have known for over 20 years. I had a serious crush on her in our 20's, but she was too good for me back then, and that is fair, even now, she is way out of my league. But, in our 30's, we became FWB, but not on a regular basis, only when she would feel it, so, sometimes, 10 times in a month, and sometimes once or twice a year. I was her spare, I got that, but I didn't mind.

She got in a serious relationship some five years ago, and we kind of stopped seeing each other, in any capacity, and, well, it had to happen at some point, so I didn't give it much thought. But, maybe a month ago, she called me, to grab a cup of coffee, and well, I thought here we go again, but no, it was awkward, it seemed like she was with holding something from me, and when I asked her if she would come to my place, she said no, and rushed off. Two days later, the exact same coffee date...

I was puzzled, so I did something we agreed never to do, I started texting her. It took some time, a few days, and I guess it was easier for her to tell me over text, than eye to eye. She mentioned her fiance, is into cuckolding. I understood, immediately, what was up, so I was the one to encourage it, so the three of us met, at dinner.

He looked like he is about to faint, and he looked like someone who would love to see his woman fucked by another man - a total fucking wimp. She was talking, how they thought of it, how it would be easier with someone she feels comfortable with, etc. I was the one lightening the mood, joking, and she joined me, but when we parted ways, I thought, no way in hell this is happening, he looked like he regretted thinking of it. Two days later, she called, and set up a date night at their place.

The look, size and location of his place, answered all of my questions on why she is engaged to him.

I thought it would be awkward, but as soon as me and her started kissing, it was like he wasn't even there. They didn't ask for a condom, and I didn't bring one, hoping that we can do raw, and we did. He didn't jerk off, he just watched, fully dressed. It was amazing, better than it ever was, she came, loudly, and in the end, we did it in the pile driver position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled out, and did something I did many times before, with her, came all over her pussy, because, she has the fattest pussy lips I ever saw.

I was still tossing the last drops out of my cock, when he got up, almost ran up to us, I pulled back, thinking, he is about to hit me, but no, he got on his knees, and started licking my cum off of her pussy.

I am far from a moral idol, but that felt sick, so I got into the shower.

We are meeting again, next weekend, when he gets back from his work trip. I feel conflicted, but I guess that my cock will do my thinking, like it always did, and that I will continue this ordeal, even though, I felt pretty pathetic after that night, me, the guy who always thought sex is everything. I think I found my boundary, but I want to see if I can push through it.

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Okay I have a confession. I smoke marijuana and whenever I get really high I can jerk off to literally anything, Mostly vomit but anything I would usually find repulsive just looks so sexual to me. So if It wouldn't be to trouble, maybe some of you could comment the most disgusting videos on this site? Preferably more eating/swallowing vomit.

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05 May 2015 4:26PM
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I met a girl a few years ago that i can’t take out of my head.We were in our early 20’s and we met at a bar .
She asked me if I wanted to go at her place for a last drink.
After the night cap she invited me to sleep at her house (in reality at her parent house that were gone at their cottage for the weekend) and told me I could sleep in her bed only if she was in it at the same time.
She was not the most beautiful girl , she was the curvy type and I like more the slim type but I decided to accept the invitation for the night.
We had sex for most of the night and I got back home early in the morning.
She reached me later that day to offer me to go hiking at a nearby trail in the afternoon and went for dinner at the end of the day. She was pleasant to talk and somehow I had a
pleasant weekend.
The next weekend I go back to the same bar as the previous weekend and she came to chat with me.Shortly after she invited me to go to her place to talk in a less noisy environment. When we got home we sat on the couch and she kissed me right away and I think when she saw that I was starting to have a hard on she took my penis out to her mouth for a few seconds and stopped to take off all my clothes and took her clothes off and just sat on my penis that just slipped easily down deep inside her while saying I have been waiting all week to have you in me again.
Her pussy was dripping wet and she was passionately going up and down over my penis within minutes I felt her coming hard and she got off my penis without me having an orgasm but she kept me hard alternating slowly and gently with her hand and her mouth on my penis( felt more like a tease ) for a minute or two and she jumped over me again and rode me to a big orgasm. Wow
On my way to the bathroom she tells me to join her in the bed after. While I am washing my friend a bit I hear a buzzing sound nearby through the closed door
Coming into her room , she had an old electric shaver in between her leg using the vibration of this noisy shaver on her clit and I shortly heard the big moan of her orgasm. Within 15-20 minutes it was her 3rd orgasms. With her it was never enough which was very pleasant as she was very generous with me.
After when we got more intimate , I would give her a clit orgasm and than an orgasm by penetration and right after she would masturbate her clit again while I was relaxing for another round.
Eventually we went out together for about 2-3 years.
At her parents place , the house was 1 floor plus the basement , most of the time during the evening we would go down in the basement to watch TV ( sometime her younger sister would join us but not always) while her parents would stay on the 1rst floor living room. At the beginning when her sister did not come down , she would put a blanket over her and ask me to masturbate her under the blanket while her parents were upstairs , I would just gently massage her clit until she quietly had her orgasms. One night her younger sister came downstairs quick , we were surprised as we did not hear her coming and my fingers were already massaging her clit. She gave me a look that met to not stop as she was close from orgasm. I think that her sister had figured out something as she almost came down every night downstairs to watch tv when we were there. Since my girlfriend was very unsatisfied to not get her usual evening orgasms , she eventually explained to her younger sister ( she was maybe 2 years younger ) that she was getting masturbated by me during the evening , that she could come downstairs every time she wanted with us as long as she did not tell the parents.
She could stay there as long as it remained a secret and that she remained quiet.
So I tried to be as discreet as I could masturbating my girlfriend under the blanket while her sister was sitting a few feet from us supposedly watching tv.
When leaving their house often late at night I would use the basement door. One night shortly after I left their house , I noticed that I forgot my wallet on the coffee table downstairs so I drove back to her house going back through the basement door that was not locked to discover my girlfriend sister legs open masturbating.
After talking to my girlfriend about it she let me known that her sister was getting horny watching us on the couch. My girlfriend told her that she would let her sister masturbate quietly under a blanket in the basement if she got too horny watching us.I think that she felt bad for her
I told her that I did not think that she would do it as she would be intimated to do it in my presence but I was wrong about 2 weeks later she came down with her blanket and masturbated for the first time. I guess it runs in the family as after that evening her sister masturbated profusely when she came downstairs and I think that knowing the sisters were masturbating beside each other they got even hornier . Eventually I tried to see if we could try a 3 some but my girlfriend objected strongly.
Only once she took my penis out to show it to her sister that had been bugging her to see it only once.
Shortly after seeing it we saw movements under her blanket and an orgasm face that she tried to hide.

These two sisters were just always horny.

These was never a dull moment with this ex.

I do not know if writing about this experience of my life will help me forget her or it will only make it more present in my mind.

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Run run run awwww nearly. Nevermind maybe next life.

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Any more of the indian/pakistani/maybe latina girl from this video.

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I know she has a ton but I never Bookmarked them. Mistake! There are some of her and her bf having sex, one of her masturbating, and one where she is giving a blowjob. Couple more.

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i feel weird about the things i think about and someone told me to come here cuz its better to confess as it makes you feel better. i feel i may have been touched when i was younger and now it sorta turns me on.

ok maybe i can feel better now.

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So i have a confession. Im a 45 year old guy and i have neighbor  who likes to get in his jacuzzi naked late at night. One night i got a glimpse of him thru the cracks of the fence,   getting in and too my amazenent, i saw he had a really big thick cock.  I estimate around 9 or 10 inches long and around 2 inches thick.  It was the 1st time i saw him naked,  and ever since,  i couldn't get it out of my mind.  I don't desire to be with a man,  but i do desire to touch his big Dick. I want to play with it, and  perhaps maybe taste it. Sometimes i fantasize about sucking his big fat dick while he cums on my face.  But lately i have been wanting this huge cock in my butt!  I pretend that one day he will come over one night and bluntly say to me if i want to suck his big dick, and i won't think twice.  I sometimes imagine im a total nasty whore and he fucks me hard.  I'm going insane..

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I needed to drop my vehicle off for service today. So after I dropped it off I took a quick walk to a local Starbucks to get a cup of coffee while I wait. The Starbucks is small with not allot of seating so finding a good place to sit so I could plug in and get some work done was annoying.  Either way I was not able to find a good place to charge or able to tuck into a corner, so I just sat at the first open bench seat there was. While I was there for maybe an hour,  at least 10 HS ladies placed an order there. And man did I have a good seat. I was sitting in perfect view of all those perky tight asses standing in line. I could not help but stare and think how wet those holes must get. There was one girl who was on the bigger side. But she was wearing skin tight short shorts, and I could make out the out lining, she had a puffy one! I could not stop my dick from getting hard. I tried my best not to get caught staring.  Fuck I miss being at that point in time. 

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Inexperienced, younger crossdressing sissy looking to hookup with a guy for the first time..! I've only ever gotten fucked with a strap on but even then I loved every second of it!!!
I've undergone some sissy training thanks to these two girls who encouraged me to be super girly. They got off to it..

Anyway, I'm in Seattle and would like to get spun too, and in return I'll be the nastiest little whore :P. I'll gladly rim you or fuck you even though my cock is mostly worthless! I'll constantly please you if you'd let me, or if you just want to be extremely mean and abusive, I'm willing to take that too :]. I've never actually been with a guy yet but I can't wait to test out my sucking and dick taking skills

But I'm warning you, you might get addicted to me.

Please be able to host or maybe even in a car..... ahh I'm so horny lol.

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I am a married guy, with a family, my wife and I havent made love with each other since the year 2000, maybe this is because I am Bi, and a bottom, and sub`ish, I get good sex with guys and convincing TVs, I do suffer with difficullty getting / keeping a hard on, though I have had some comments from some guys saying that Thats a nice one,when i am hard,( with Viagra ) though i shy away from a female if sex is offered as i have no confidence in my cock, and if i was asked to use a condom, well i would never get it on,as i would not be able to maintain any erection, I like car park sex and dark rooms in gay bars and being chased or chatted up and then fucked by someone, I also love poppers. Also like mild BDSM, and have tried water sports with females once tried to fist a female fanny the feeling was fantastic and i would love to try again as i didnt manage to get my large fist in her, like to meet Bi couples, to play with him and her at the same time = great, I dont own any "Toys", but have had a but plug in me, I also meet a Domm Guy recently who used nipple chains / clamps on me and lots of poppers , it was the best experiance i hve ever had to date !. it took me from this planet to the next.

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I confess that I need a coke dealer that doesn't mind getting sucked by a guy. Or you know a girl...that will be cool too. I can't go to rehab again. Just help me get through tonight.

Tall, Latin, dance instructor. Looking for a quick fix.

Call me, maybe ;)

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So its been along time since ive worn a nappy full time and i cant imagine a life where i had to use the toilet again !

if you have never worn an adult size nappy and felt the freedom of not having to worry about using the toilet you must! and make sure you try it for at least a full weekend to get the full experience.

If you live in horsham west sussex contact me and maybe we can meet up and i can help you try it :)

lots of love xxxxx

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Alright so about 1 month ago, I told my step sister I spy on her while she is in the shower just to see what she would do. She took it pretty good, because i think she knew. I really want to feel her tits. They've grown a lot! I was thinking since she now knows that I have seen her naked, and she took it well. Maybe I should ask her if I can feel them or even see them? Or maybe even make a deal with her? PLEASE HELP! This story is true! I will post pics of us both if needed together.

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Any Scottish wives bored with their man and looking for a brand new cock to fuck them? Tell me what you want, where you are and send some pics! Maybe we can hook up.

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I.confess I think I might be a machosist, earlier today after I was harrassing the wife she spanked me.on the ass a few time with a hairbrush(I was fully clothed) it hurt a little but I liked it, maybe a little to much, had a hardon all day at work thinking about it

I will use you for my pleasure, if you ask nicely I might let you use me
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I'm hoping to get some genuine feed back here. I am seriously thinking of getting a boob job. My bf is against the idea and claims that I have perfect boobs. I will admit that I am a stripper and I don't seem to do as well as my co-workers with larger chest lol. It is mainly for that reason that I am considering this.

I know that I will have to post a picture to get a genuine response and I would hope that everyone here can be nice, and as respectable as possible. I guess I am leaning more towards not getting it done, and my goal here is getting a bunch of random strangers to look at my boobs and tell me that I don't need surgery lol.

Please don't ask me to post face pictures! I will not do that. I maybe open to posting more of the area in question though :P

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in north east pa new to guys want a daddy to fuck and maybe breed
]35 and sexy

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I see the moron who goes through every Board posting down-voting ecverything has just arrived on the scene again.

You need to get a life buddy. Every day at the same time. Got nothing better to do? At least jack off you idiot.

Of course, maybe using your mouse pointer to click little buttons is what gets you off. Who am I to judge?

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Hey yall! I need some help that will benefit us all. I need someone to locate where I can download all of Sasha Blonde's pissing and piss competition videos, as well as maybe Natasha Shy's pissing videos as well. Any help will be greatly appreciated!!

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My sister in law. Every time I see her it makes my dick tingle and get rock hard. Just wanna slide my cock between those lips and look into her eyes while I pump my cock in and out of that mouth. She finalized her divorce less than a week ago. Her and my wife hate each other so maybe sister in law will let me have a little fun with her just to spite my wife. She is upset about divorce so I plan on going over to her place to “comfort” her ; )

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I got caught short when I was out for a cycle ride this morning. I stopped in a lay-by, adjacent to a park, to relieve myself. I lowered my cycling shorts just enough to get my cock out, and started pissing. Then I heard a cough from near the gate leading into the park. Another guy was stood there watching me. I couldn't stop pissing now, so thought I would just continue. I glanced over to him again and he was stroking a bulge in his trousers.

I would normally have just finished pissing, got on my bike and rode off, but for some reason this morning I felt curious. After my piss I wheeled my bike over to where he was. He was very straight forward and just asked straight out if he could suck my cock. I've never been sucked by a man before, and told him so. He reassured me that he would want nothing in return. We went into some bushes and I lowered my shorts. He knelt down and took my cock straight into his mouth. He sucked and circled it with his tongue and I was soon throbbing. It felt strange seeing a man doing it, and he was wanking his cock. I shut my eyes to try and not think too hard about it. Just as I was approaching orgasm the sucking stopped. I opened my eyes and looked down, he was now lying on the ground on his back. "Sit on my face" he said, so I did. I at facing his feet with my ass on his face.

He pushed his tongue up my ass. Fuck it felt so good. I couldn't really help myself now, I reached forward and grabbed his cock and jerked him off as he ate my ass out. He reached round and jerked me at the same time. After a very short time his body jerked and his cum shot out over his top. When I saw that I also lost control and shot my cum over him.

I got up, feeling strange and ashamed, and pulled my shorts up and retrieved my bike. He stood up, made no effort to clean himself up, thanked me and said he was there each week if I wanted to meet again. Then he just walked off, with both our cum shots running down his top.

I don't know what to do. If felt great, but I thought I was straight. Should I meet him again? Maybe it would be interesting to bum fuck him.

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I'm a 21 year old guy and tonight I'm going to suck my first cock! I've been masturbating to gay porn for a while and I met a guy online who is willing to swap head. I hope I love it cuz I feel like I'd be a great slut. I might even ask him to top me if I'm lucky! I'll let you all know how it goes and maybe even get pics

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The wife and I are starting a new venture, its nude art classes in our own new outbuilding. It will be mixed classes plus maybe all male for her on her own, for an extra fee and a smaller group. Nothing sexual but it could be for the rite price. 

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I confess that I am a 25 year old guy and my mother had me take ballet for many years when I was growing up. Pretty fucking sad, I know. How my father allowed such a fucking travesty to transpire I will never understand. When I should have been playing football or hockey I was dressed up in tights, prancing around like a fairy. If this wasn't bad enough I was sexually molested for a number of years by one of my male dance instructors. He was and I'm assuming still is a pedophile. I am truly thankful that he never fucked me, but, as much as it pains me to tell it. He had me suck his dick so many times that I don't even know how often it happened....Maybe over a hundred, it's possible.

So, needless to say, I hate my parents and now when I jerk off I fantasize about swinging an axe into my old dance instructors face...Good times!

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I really want to fuck my friend’s pregnant fiancée. I’m not sure if I want to just because she’s smoking hot, or just because she’s pregnant and can take a few loads in her with no risk of another pregnancy, or because he’s going out of town for a few months, or maybe it’s because he talked about how he was worried that twice-weekly skype calls wouldn’t be enough for her, and he’s worried she’ll stray, especially being more hormonal and shit.

She only found out she was pregnant a couple of weeks ago, and this pic (found this and a lot more when I fixed their computer. This is just the least identifying of them) was a few weeks old by that point, I think, so I can only imagine how big they’ll get in a few more months.

Part of me wants to fuck her before and after the baby to see how different she feels.

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Would love to hear your thoughts. Maybe there is more :o

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Looking for a video:

Shy dark haired girl in a dress (maybe red) interviewed and persuated into stripping and finally touching huge black cock. As it goes on she gets fucked and im not sure if the cameranman also fucked her.

Not the newest video (maybe early 2000's).

Anyone have a clue? Saw it here on mless and cant find it anywhere.w

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Wife is out at a party right now. I secretly wish she cheats on me and fucks someone with a bigger dick turns me on, she goes out and parties often. Such a fantasy for me sometimes when she comes late night I fantasize someone fucked her. Maybe more pics?

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Anyone interested in meeting up with a 30’s male for some mutual masturbation, maybe even some oral in a dressing room or restroom in the Cincinnati area?

Allows looking to meetup for a quick fuck in a public place
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"An Alexa Rank of 52937 shows that their popularity is low, with at least hundreds of visitors each month"

"Over 1,000,000 Unique Visitors Per Day. Over 20,000,000 Page Views Per Day. Over 15,000,000 Uploads And Counting.
Thank You Everyone!"

Hahahaha.... So you guy's twist hundreds of visitors per month to 1,000,000/ day? Ya maybe 3 years ago.

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