i confess i get off on watching my parents homemade porn tapes......not so keen on seeing my dads junk.....but if i pretend my dad is just someother guy, then i love seeing my mum getting fucked

I like how their tumbnails say to remove adblockers, even though without the adblockers, we literally get our faces full of random junk, livejasmin, and viruses. Seriously Motherless, if you don't want us using Adblocker, then remove all the terrible ads that get in the way of our experience.

I confess that my 28 year old daughter is addicted to heroin. I buy it for her so that she doesn't have to sell her pussy for it. I should really try and get her off it but I love seeing her going about the house completely stoned/fucked up on junk. I love watching her shoot up.

I guess the TLDR of this is, I fucked a young fatty.

I'm 28, engaged to be married and working as an general IT monkey for a small firm. We have a trial contract for a call centre, and I got talking to the manager, who offered me extra cash to come out and sort his router out and build a pc from parts he bought but pussied out from putting together.

I got there on the weekend, and get to putting the PC together, largely being left to it, before sorting out the networking issues, he was paranoid about wireless signals so it was all LAN only, and I needed to fuck around with every PC connected, I do so on each machine in turn before there is one upstairs. I ask the guy, and he says it's his daughters room, that she is out but to ignore the mess and sort the issue out otherwise he would never hear the end of it.

I venture in, and its a fucking mess. I clear enough room to work, and fix the problem quick. My mind starts wondering what the daughter is like, and I start getting half a mind to do something like investigate her laundry for some nice knickers to steal before the paranoia seeps in that that getting busted could really fuck up my job. I settle for attempting to find shit on her computer (no luck, pretty much a fresh install) and poking around her room in the few minutes I figured I had. Opened the top bedside drawer and among the normal junk staring me in the face is a cheap gold vibrator. I look over my shoulder at a closed door before picking it up. I can smell that it doesn't get cleaned much, and my cock is suddenly raging. I hear footsteps coming up the stairs, so I replace it and bail out of the room, to run into the guy, who is happy I did such a quick job.

Hello! Confession and seeking Advice!

Help, I'm having trouble lasting "long" in bed.

I tend to go through "phases" where I can as last long as 15-30mins, and sometimes ~10mins. These phases can range from a month or two.

I'm 25 y/o 5'9 150lbs. Not in the -best- shape but I do exercise about twice a week and tend to eat on the healthier side, i.e not a lot of junk food.

I do tend to masturbate once a day if I do not have sex that day.

Some stories for context:
After breaking up with my girlfriend of 4years (towards the end i was having trouble lasting long) I've had around 3 one night stands, and all 3 times I lasted well over 20mins. One times we had been drinking, which i find helps.

I was recently dating this girl, we've been together for around 2 years now and in the beginning we were having sex almost 4-5 times a week. But recently its been cut down to around 1-2 times a week because of schedule. In recent times it has been harder for me to last longer than 10mins.

I guess I'm wondering if you guys have had any insight on any exercises or maybe food to avoid or other suggestions :D

tldr, I sometimes can last long, sometimes I can't, it comes in phases lasting around 1-2months, if feels random. insight, suggestions, comments, me toos, trolls?

Thanks for your time!

Why does every male on here have fake pictures of giant cocks? Stop being afraid to show your real junk fellas! Get it together!

Just wanna give a big shout out to my junk, he's being in some dark places some more dangerous than others yet still here he is still here fighting strong, close to being fully erect and ready for another tussle.

I stole these from my girlfriends mom. I've caught her looking at my junk in the past. Im going to wear them the next time I'm around her, and watch her looking at my bulge in her panties. She'll never know, unless I get lucky and she wants to take my pants off!

so for awhile now my stepdau has been coming into my room in the morning to get stuff and i sleep naked. at first it was just me and her in the room as mom was at work. do to job change mom is home in bed with me now. so when she first started i told her i sleep naked and she said ewww!! lol. so most moenings when i was home i would eye full and peek from under the pillows looking for a reaction, nothing. she would look and get her stuff and leave. this went on for 2 years, then job change came so i kept showing. mom saw a few times and we laughed what if dau saw, i said oh well she doesnt have to look lol. so we brushed it off and i went in showing thinking that if she didnt like to see it she wouldnt come into the room. i know in the beginning she was curious about what it looked like and that stuff but its been 3 years and she still comes in? this morning i had the blankets down and penis hanging out and hard. she comes in with me and her mom sleeping and i peek under the pillow and see its her. she asks her mom for money and o close my eyes knowing my 3/4 hard penis is right there for her to see. i feel a bang and and look up and she is on my side of the bed (away from door) with her moms purse. so im looking right at her with my penis still showing and she smirks at me. dont really know what to think? does she like seeing my junk? wish i could get a touch! let me know where to go from here?

I was sobering up in my car at the club last night when I saw this pretty little asian chick getting into her car but got stopped by this black guy who just happened to be an undercover cop looking for would be drunk drivers after leaving the club. She wasn't face fucked but she did wobble a little throughout the tests then something happened and the cop just left, some mins later he came back and stood with his junk right in front of her face while she was still in her car. It was then obvious she was giving him a blowjob and he let her off, all I saw was his black ass butt crack and a little back and forth motion, the best part was her spitting out his cum bubbles and wiping her mouth. I'm gonna be a fucken cop.

If you were abducted by aliens, had your junk messed with, and given the power of mind control, with the express purpose to impregnate as many young women as possible in order to breed an army of half-human alien soldiers which will spark the invasion and conquest of Earth, what would you do?

Would you round up a band of doughty humans and attempt a futile fight with the aliens? Or would you accept that this is a vastly superior alien race and there's no use trying to fight, and spend your time taking all the pussy you can, hoping that in the forthcoming alien regime, you will have a favourable position as an important lackey?

Watch what you say on here.. I got banned for NOTHING.. Motherless assholes said I violated the " Terms of Use" policy.. I wrote a confession about a job I did and that the homeowners daughter saw my junk.. and smiled.. That's it.. how I violated the terms of use is beyond me.. but whatever.. so like I said be careful what you post.. you might violate some policy.. whipdy friggin do..

Tessa 24 and Pam just turned 25 are here until after the first of the year. maybe longer. i have gotten a 2nd wind and my old ass can wear these two girls out. at first i thought they was going to fuck me to death.
but after i got use to it again i can go all day long. plus i quit smoking 3 weeks ago when i knocked Pam up. still trying to knock Tessa up but her pussy isn't wanting to take my junk i don't guess but not giving up hope. plus she is like her mother i'm sure. we tried for 5 years before we had Tessa.
and come Friday i will have Debbie she is newly divorced 32 year old. no kids to worry about and she wants to come back down here for a little while anyways. i was worried that our fun time was going to end. but come to find out she has known about Pam and Tessa and she wants to try daddies cock at least once. i haven't seen her in 5 years. Tessa has seen her a few times. and says she FUCKING HOT. but she was when she got married. Pam told her unless someone comes over the only rule is everyone will at least be topless. and one of them have to be ready anytime i want it.
she said she left him because half the time he didn't want to fuck and the other 1/2 it wouldn't stay hard.

I confess that I have a primal lust for dirty, strung out, junkie whores. I don't know what it is. I am attracted to girls who would look mildly cute if it wasn't for being all strung out and dirty, and to me, I like them better all strung out, junked out and dirty! Does this make sense to anyone?

So... Has anyone ever given/received a creampie surprise?

I'm not proud of this one, but here goes...

I met a girl online and drove to her house to hookup.  She was... Out of my league, to say the least, even though I feel pretty confident in myself.  Tall, skinny, brunette, and more confident than me.   When I was texting her that I arrived, she told me to go through the backyard gate and come around.  I felt a little weird about it, wondering if it was too good to be true, but I did so.

She was in the jacuzzi next to her swimming pool, and I was awkward meeting her for a moment, because I was never told to bring a bathing suit.   She just laughed and said "join me naked", and she turned a bit and stood up to wring her hair out, giving me a view of sideboob.  I did as she asked and started to get in with her... It was cold, and I was hoping she wasn't looking, because I'm definitely a grower-not-a-shower... She totally was, and didn't look disappointed, so either she picked up on that or didn't care.  

She suddenly got a little awkward too and cuddled into me, taking my hand and moving it to feel her tits.  I started kissing her neck and she reached down to start playing with my junk... I got hard for her right away.   She sort of got on top of me, her ass against my cock, and I played with her tits from behind... They were probably b cup, but that was totally ok with me.

Then she balanced herself and bent over for me.  I started getting on top of her, having to grab the edge because I slipped.  I think she was trying to initiate more foreplay, but I really, really wanted her.  I was fully aware that the condoms in my pants pocket outside the hot tub were neither in reach nor useful in the water.  I didn't care at the moment, I wanted to fuck her.  

It was hard getting inside... She was so, so tight and small down there that my thick tip wouldn't even go in.  After her help and some maneuvering, I was inside.   I started pounding into her from behind, and it felt really good... It was far from the best fit for my cock, but it was pussy and it was amazing.   I was just watching the way she arched her back and picking up the pace... Getting more and more into it.

We'd hardly gone at it for a minute when I felt myself getting close.  I was really inexperienced at the time, and it was embarrassing to not be able to keep up.  I slowed down considerably and squeezed her tits from behind, telling her she was so sexy... I was trying to bide my time and recover, but it wasn't working.  She was so fucking sexy that I was going to cum whether I liked it or not.  

I really wanted to cum inside her, but I knew it was potentially risky and I was so embarrassed.  To be fair, we had talked dirty over messages, and one thing I mentioned was filling her with my cum, but it was in passing with other dirty suggestions, and she didn't give it any reaction in particular.  Having this in mind, I ended up giving in.

I felt my orgasm build and I picked up the pace considerably.  I bit my tongue as I kept thrusting, determined not to give myself away, as I started cumming inside her even as I fucked her.  I can't describe how it felt, because deep down to my dirty inside, I wanted to knock her up just because she was beautiful, and I just kept going, never intending to tell her.

She truly did not seem to notice.  

I, however, needed a moment to recover and felt myself deflating as I was thrusting.  Luckily, I think I lasted longer after cumming than before, and I think I shoved it far enough inside that she didn't know.    I pretended to lose my balance off the edge and blamed that.  

After that, we moved to some lounge chairs put together and started making out for a bit. She was playing with me, and I was taking annoyingly long to get hard again, but I blamed the cold air.  Once I was ready, I got on top of her and started fucking her again.  This time, we went at it for a little while.  Halfway through, she told me she wanted to suck my cock and swallow my cum.  As she was stroking it, I asked "So... since I've at least been inside you, are you on the pill or something?". She laughed and told me she had an arm implant.  She sucked me to completion as I pleasured her and made her cum on my hand.   It wasn't awkward anymore, but once we were finished we agreed to do it again.   Neither of us ever ended up reaching out though for a bit, and once I did, she didn't live there anymore.  

Has anyone really gone out and jerk off in parking lots/driving and found anything?  I've been doing it for years.  The closest thing I got was a decent Latin grandma flashed me while on interstate.  Crusing down the interstate with my junk out half hard.  I passed/flashed her.  She passed me back with her shirt up.  I also work evenings part time and when I'm off I'll sit in the Walmart parking lot and stroke for like 15 mins with ppl going by but it seems like nobody really watches or notices.

So a little backround, my aunt and uncle are here for Halloween and we were wandering around in the ghetto costume isle at the dollar general and I grabbed a helmet and shield and she did too and we were just kind of fucking around, my aunt is about 49, big fucking ass not fat but like definitely some great Columbian genes, round apple ass, of course aged though ya feel? , she's 49 after all, cute face, kind if a large nose, flabby arms, nice tits but fine as hell for 49, I'm 20, just turned 20 last month, kind of chubby, not fat tbough, I've lifted in the past and have developed some muscle which is noticeable through my fat. Anyway were just messing around and she blatantly grabs my junk and dug around until she felt found my dick and I mean she did this in maybe 5-10 seconds, I was just genuinely mind fucked and had no idea what had happened, but she took a second to find my dick and just hold it and kind of shake her hand then let go, dropped her helmet where we found it and walked away, this happened maybe 30 minutes ago and I'm now so fucking hard for her, she kept asking me if I wanted the helmet like she emphasized the words "want it" In a somewhat seductive tone, idk what I should do?? Like should I try and take this further? I'm kind of small and idk if that turned her off? Idk, Please give some replies, I'm adopted as well.

So two weeks ago on Sat my wife and I went to the Blue Moon in Great falls mt, to get her a new vibe. they have an arcade there with little rooms to watch porn or there is one with glass between the two so you can watch the person in the next stall. Two of them have glory holes so we went and looked in most of them. in one an old man put his junk through my wife laughed and left the room. so we messed around a bit waiting for others to come in it sucked but i convinced her to at least jerk some one of if they are attractive sadly it was a waste of time. Now we are looking for someone for her to fuck or blow. so if you are in the montatna area and she finds you attractive we might be able to make something happen,

was at the beach today before sun up and by sun up i already had 3 strangers load dumped in my ass. by noon i ready drink 4 more loads and had one dumped up my ass. i was ready to leave and go find something else to eat other than what i had in my cooler when 2 OLD men show up parked right beside me and broke out a BBQ pit and invited me to join them. so i stuck around and we sat and ate talked and drank alot. then next thing i knew was i was balls deep in one of the old men and the other was balls deep in me. while i empty my junk in one hole the other was dumping his junk in my hole. when i left about 7 pm heading home i figured i only needed one more dick to be caught up on one load dumped in my ass or mouth per day for a year. i was thinking of going to hippy hollow this weekend to see if i can score there. i get repeaters but getting low in strangers. i know i have already had over 365 loads of cum dumped in my ass alone but not all strangers. and most likely close to 500 loads i drank but again not from strangers. to date started jan 1st 168. and thats not counting the pussy i get once in a while and the but holes i fuck.

She gets out of the shower for some hot pics and regular marriage talk. Just our odd catching up, and our way of letting loose.

If you are bored and horny, dirty comment away. She is my wet thick honey, yet we do not get offended with some board comments; worship, fantasies, or whatever talk to spunk your junk. 

OK so I'm looking for a video that i know I've seen in motherless, it's of a dude and a chick standing adjacent to each other and playing with the opposite's junk. I am pretty sure that it took place on a beach. The video was a few minutes long and i don't think i was able to see their faces. It was also on the front page a few months back.

Great my roof is leaking......shingles are junk just got it done last year😪

So every time I spend the night with a friend at my age (24) I always end up in the extra room w their kids toys and dolls and junk and I just have a habit of making sure one of those brightly colored, sweet faced, innocent things spends the night in my cunt in one way or another. Perverting the wholesome feel of the toy altogether, I hope.
Like right now for instance I have a matchbox car in between the lips to my fuckhole. The constant pressure, the discomfort, all really turn me on.
Anybody else? :)

I have a confession to make, there is this guy in my college p.e class who is hotter then hell and I really want to Fuck him . To make it even better he's been my spotter when I'm benching and squatting so ether way my ass is always in his face or his junk is in my face. He has wavy brown hair and gorgeous blue eyes and a muscular build . And when he's lifting amd I can see him sweat it makes me so horny ,seeing his muscles slowly tense and relax and that calm cool look on his face as he concentrates puts me on edge I can't help but look at him . Come to find out he's submissive witch makes it even hotter because he hates being in charge so if he were to ever fuck me I would have all of the controle. Normaly I'm submissive and don't like being dominant but he makes me want him so bad . I was day dreaming one time and I couldent help but think about grinding my hips on him and watching him squirm , thinking about tying him up and doing my bidding just to hear him moan , to watch his muscles tense and him say my name . It gets me wet thinking about it .

OK so I'm looking for a video that i know I've seen in motherless, it's of a dude and a chick standing adjacent to each other and playing with the opposite's junk. I am pretty sure that it took place on a beach. The video was a few minutes long and i don't think i was able to see their faces. It was also on the front page a few months back.

What is going on with the upload feature. I have been trying for two days to upload pics but as soon as the upload is complete the page gets stuck on "PROCESSING". The page is supposed to refresh but even after waiting for 30 minutes it is still stuck. Is it ever going to work again or has it been overloaded with junk???????????????

Covering Pam's left ass check with his large black left which stood out stark black white contrast to her pale white ass, Rock pulled Pam's cheek wider open. Pushing the shiny black mushroom head of his 11-inch cock harder against Pam's sphincter with his right thumb, he finally pushed his thick cock head past Pam's sphincter. In response to the welcome intrusion, Pam gasped with pleasure and relaxed to accommodate Rock's massive girth.

Arching her back and pushing her heavy D-cup breasts into the silk sheets of her bed, Pam reached back to spread her smooth round white ass cheeks wide, totally giving up her ass to Rock. As Rock demands, her ass is his alone. Pam desires with all her being, and with her husband's strong encouragement, that her virile Bull totally own and dominate her in bed.

"This white ass is yours taking anytime, any place, you want, Rock." she seductively purred.

In her mid 30s, blonde, 36D breasts, flat stomach with thick strong legs and ample junk in da trunk the way the brotha's love, Pam knows she could have any man she desires. Dressing conservatively, or slutty, Pam turns heads no matter where she goes; be it church or night club. Nothing fulfills her needs more, though, than knowing that her body is the sole property of a powerful black Bull while benefiting from the financial security and deep emotional connection with her more sedate, but totally predictable husband, Steve.

As had been the case for the past year since Rock first cucked her husband, Steve's only access to his wife's ass has been to clean Rock's creampies from it when rewarded for adhering to the rules. Otherwise, Steve's only other access to his wife's ass has been to lube it with his tongue and saliva when demanded by Rock to prepare Pam's ass for his cock.

Im a guy and Im trying to seduce my father in law. I walk around half naked sometimes with full boners on purpose. I wear my shear pj bottoms at night when's hes drinking so he can see my junk. It turns me on.

if 40 % of cancers are caused by smoking , drinking and eating junk food , what are the 60 % doing wrong ?

What fun things would you do to my joystick I don't mind guys or girls responses Im just horny and want to showmy junk off and get off ;) please don't hold back plus want to see if my dick is a good dick or not. I'll post a cum video afterwards

Found this hair tie at work, going to put it in the lost and found and see who claims it now that it smells like my junk.

I confess that women with piecings and tattoos are like kryptonite to me.  It's like being served a big slice of strawberry cheesecake except there is a cigarette butt in it.  Alll you can think is why would anyone do this?  I find it easier to get it it up for very fat or very old women than a gorgeous 20 year old covered in tattoos with a ring through her nose like a pig.

And while I'm at it,  I see the appeal of a shaved pussy.   I really do but it's signalling to my dick:  Too young!   Adults get hair on their junk for a reason.  A shaved pussy is to a hairy pussy as a dish of vanillla ice cream is to a sundae.  WAY more interesting to look at and eat.  

So I guess I just want to see all the hairy pussy from all the regular ol', natural women who didn't think to ruin their bodies.  I got that off my chest finally!

A SUGGESTION ABOUT INBOXES

Hello Motherless staff, I've been here a about 6 years and can't seem to understand what exactly the inbox is for. I am glad it has a "check all" feature now but it's still pretty useless, I'm subscribed to over 500 people and my mailbox fills up with junk very very quickly. If anyone were to send me an actual message I'd never see it because the inbox is so full of shit it isn't worth taking the 2 hours to screen my mail lol. If you Do plan on keeping the inbox as a feature on the site, please consider adding a keyword filter so we can filter out words that common junk mail has in it's message title.. like "FWD:" This will make the PM system actually usable i hope.
Also in a "features I'd like to see" note, A site chatroom would be pretty awesome. Theyre pretty easy to set up and alot forums have them now.

Right, someone here has to remember this video!

It a backroom in what I can only assume is a school. Desk is on the left hand side, student walks in and sits on a spinny chair. The guy is filming her but she has no idea. He goes on to tell her to close her eyes whilst he basically stands in front of her, whips out his dick and jerks off onto her face, as if she has no idea what's going on. She just keeps her eyes closed the whole time. A couple of times the guy hides his junk as she might open her eyes.

It's a surreal video in that he's jerking off onto her face, and does give her a facial, but it's as if she thinks its moisturizer. The video ends with a photo that the guy took.

Any takers?

Who out there likes some extra junk in the trunk?

So is this site adding junk spam sites as pop-ups now? Everytime I come here now my virus protection pops up about some site named teen o rama and that it's spyware.

You guys should clean up this site. there is to much sketchy shit here . disgusting. Have more respect for liveleak and useless junk then the current content on this site. Clean up the under age crap and get it off here you stunned fucks, What the fuck is wrong wih you guys.

why do I love black men??? Here is an example....

The other day I had a black man totally just use me a convenience store cum dump. I had never talked to him, and he just randomly messages me out of the blue with the simple one-word request of "location". I send him my location, and a few minutes later he shows up and just pulls his dick out as soon as he walks into my place. He didn't even pull his pants down. Just pulled the front of his sweats down enough to unleash his fat black dong and full balls. I sucked him until he nutted all up in my mouth. As soon as he was done busting, he just pulls his slimy cock and balls which were covered in my slobber and his cum out of my mouth. I ask if he would like a towel to clean up but he just stuffs his dirty junk back in his pants and says no thanks. Then he just leaves. From the time he sent his first message to the time that he left my place with his balls drained was maybe a total of 20 minutes. Black guys are just so no non-sense like that. They roll up to get their dick drained as if they are rolling up to a gas station to buy a pack of black and mild's.

Just heard on Fox News that Hussein Obama is getting ready to order all federal law enforcement to go house to house in every home in the U.S. and take every gun they find. Even hunting rifles!!! Everything! Even ammo! They might even be allowed to take hunting knifes if over a certain size. Its all suppose to start in February or march.

TONIGHT, after it get's dark I'm digging a big hole in my backyard and burying every one of my guns in waterproof boxes. Then I'm gonna cover the hole with junk and an old car and tires an whatnot. No fuckin way is that chump gonna get my weapons. We need a goddamn revolution in this country!!!!

Hey guys.
Does anyone know who this model is?
She makes my junk wiggle.

Say goodbye to the Internet, the protest has BACKFIRED!!! Yes, take a look at today's stock markets, almost everything is UP! The world is indeed doing better, as a whole, without a little extra garbage. This is the only proof they need to restrict access to websites... this protest is doing the work for them, showing the world that the economy benefits from blocked Internet junk.

Way to go. Next time you want to stage a real protest that works in YOUR favor, come ask me, I've got a ton of ideas.

But, you seem to think you're doing just fine without me.

I'll laugh when it all comes crumbling down.

If it was up to me ,bitches,especially fat ones,would be like cattle/fuckholes in society.
No courting,dinners or stupid ass "conversations" about our feelings:Just shut up,bend over,take the load ,then go cook me up a meal or do something useful while I get one of her cattle/fuckhole "friends" to clean up my junk with their mouths.

http://changeiseasy.spam.com/

Just look please...
and no its not spam!
if it was spam then it would be junk
and it would be posted a million times.

My frind and his wife are swingers and he invited me over to fuck his wife with him. I made out with her all night and he thought it was hot, but when he told me she likes two dicks in her ass at the same time that's where I had to bail. I don't mind DP, but my junk rubbing against another dudes junk...fuck that!

Hey does anyone got more stuff like this

Baiscally I want some nudity, flashing or anything during school, like in the class, at the cafeteria and junk.

I may not have a huge cock but at least I dont have to pick up my junk every time I sit on a toilet and its not all dangly balls in a dirty toilet "bout it.

slept in my mates spare room after we went to the pub.i saw a box of junk in the corner of the room i found this photo of 1 of his ex girlfriends,i took this pic with my phone.when i went home i had a fantastic wank thinking of her.i may ask him about his girlfriends next time,hopefuly he will tell me what she was like etc.its such a turn on seeing soemone you know, or knew topless or nude..

I love to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alot!!!!!!! I am hot horney middle aged female. MY boyfriend fucks me silly. Can youy believe he made me cum 13 times in one day? And, his junk is not even that huge. But, he knows how to use it. I like when he fills my pussy full of hot steamy cum. I wish I could meet the guy who invented viagra, so I could shake his hand. Yeah!

many years ago i was on holiday and met a beautiful girl 18,we had sex several times, i found these photos hidden in my junk,she didnt want me taking her pics,no digital cameras then either,happy memories,zoomed in thats why they are grainy
my girlfriend at the time never found out.....happy memories

I confess that I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes... But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

I confess that when I was in high school (many years ago), I had an asshole of a boyfriend who was into humiliating me. He was a few years older (I was a junior and he had graduated) and would often pick me up for a ride home. One time as I opened the door to his car there was a puddle of cum on the seat where I was supposed to sit and he made it clear that I was to lick it up before I got in. Gross, sure, but no big deal, I had been taking it straight from the source anyway. Well, I found out that it was his buddies junk and he was watching from about 50 feet away.
I stayed with him waaaay to long and let him make me miserable for over a year.
Okay, so now that I write this it occurs to me that letting your buddy jerk off on the front seat of your car has to be just a little bit gay, am I wrong?

I've never really been into incest or thought about my sister in any sexual ways. I mean no more than the average person (I'm guessing.) But now that's completely different. I have a cool story bro for you guys.

So, three days/nights ago, I headed into my room to go to sleep. My 16 year old sister was sleeping in the bed and I was all "Ugh, come on wake up." (I'm 19 btw) She said something like, "too tired blahhh" so I pushed her over and went to sleep. I wake up around 6 and feel her messing with my junk. I sleep in whatever I'm wearing, so she really had to work to get to it. I guess she figured I was still asleep, because after a while she pulled the covers off and started sucking me off. I couldn't believe what was happening. After a bit, my dad called her down to take him to work (so we could have the car that day) and she just stops, but at least thought to throw the covers over me. So I went back to sleep, still amazed. The whole day continued normally, pretending as if nothing happened.

Next night, she's in my bed again. I just push her over and lay down. After a while of expecting her to do something, I figured "What the hell, might as well get her back" know what I mean? So I sneakily and slowly start feeling up her tits. After that, I slid my hand down her pants (she was facing away from me) and felt up her ass and started rubbing her pussy a bit. It was around this time she woke up I'm guessing, but she played possum like I did before. I started to pull her pants down just figuring "Fuck it. Lets do this." That was when she started to move her legs to better position herself for me. I fingered and ate her out for quite a while until she came. Then I pulled her pants and panties back up and pulled my dick out. I guided her hand down and she stroked me for a bit. Then I pushed her head slightly and she complied and went down. She sucked me off, I came. She swallowed, which is awesome. She's no bitch. So I pulled her back up, rolled over, went to sleep.

Next night, I was surprised that she was in her room. I figured I'd initiate 100% THIS TIME. I went in started with her tits again, worked down to her pussy, ate and fingered, same thing as before. But this time I worked her into a 69 position. After a few minutes into it, I went for her asshole. Apparently it hadn't seen much love. As I fingered it, she stopped sucking and buried her face in the bed. I worked her ass slowly, after a while adding another finger. Then I went back to her pussy as well, which seemed to drive her crazy (in a good way.) After a bit more, I pulled her back, and she adjusted my cock so that it was all lined up. And then we fucked. I'm not gonna be super dramatic with "It was a spiritual moment of spiritual bullshitty shit." We fucked. And it was awesome. When I was about to cum, I'd pull out and she milk me dry basically. Then I'd go back in. After i came the third time, I tried to keep going, but my dick became half soft and was too hard to get it to stay in, so I finished her off with my fingers since she was so close. Then we just laid there for a bit, and I helped her dress and left.

That was yesterday. New year's eve. We never talked once while fucking or made any real noises, and it was mostly dark. Maybe next time (fingers crossed) I'll stick it in her pooper. Any suggestions?