I killed Jerry Falwell.

Tom 26 years and Jerry 18 years

Tom and Jerry 18 yo

So, I always see posts from dads, or brothers here, but rarely if ever do I see a post from a sister. So, since I'm pretty tipsy, and eating some ben and jerries, I might as well do this.

I'm an eighteen year old British girl, who has wanted to fuck my little sister, since she was twelve years old. Ask me anything ML.

I confess that the confessions on this site read like a Jerry Springer episode title.

I confess that Jerry Seinfeld was right about jeans with zipper vs. jeans with buttons.

When I was 16 and living on the beach in Redondo a friend and I met some older dude one day who invited us around to his place to make some money during the summer vacation. I thought gradening, grass cutting and such was what he had in mind. Jerry and I hitchhiked over a couple of days later and were surprised what a fancy place he had in the Hollywood Hills, swimming pool, big deck with a hot tub, great house, and a big rec-room with pool table. It was clear he had money and would pay us well. We had a coke with him on the deck and he said he really didn't have anything today but would give of a few bucks for the effort and we should call first so he could line up some work for us. He invited us to hang out a while and take a swim if we liked, it was cooking hot so we decided that sounded like a good idea but we told him we didn't bring and suits. He laughed and told us it was OK to skinny dip no one could see into his yard and that is the only way anyone swims in his pool anyway. We all went in naked, our new friend included and we cooled off before climbing out and laying on the deck to dry off. As our new friend got out of the pool after us I couldn't help but notice he had a ragging hard on and made no attemp to cover or hide it. As we were laying on the deck he told us straight up he would pay us to let him play with our cocks. Jerry asked how much and I was confused but listened as they bartered and it turned out he would pay us 25$ each if we cummed for him. Jerry and I looked at each other and Jerry motioned he wanted to go ahead with it so I thought what the hell $25 bucks I could use and knowone will ever know. He sucked us both off and I shot my load in his mouth and he didn't miss a drop, he was very good at blow jobs. We visited him off and on all summer and make our spending money all summer long.

Jerry's at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy�can you help me out here?"

Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy's penis. Much to his horror, its hideous. Its moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.

Imagining the kudos he'll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the mans unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the mans pants and zips him up.

The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask�What the hells wrong with your johnson?"

The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I dont know, but I sure as hell aint touching it."

Gov. Brown Signs Controversial Dream Act Pt 2

Declaring the need to expand educational opportunity, Gov. Jerry Brown announced Saturday that he has signed legislation making illegal immigrants eligible to receive state financial aid to attend California universities and community colleges.

Under AB 131, illegal immigrants who are accepted into state universities can receive, starting in 2013, Cal-Grant assistance, which last year provided grants averaging $4,500 apiece to more than 370,000 low-income students.

The measure also allows students who are not in the country legally to get institutional grants while attending the University of California and California State University systems, and to get fee waivers in the California community college system.

Brown said that California Department of Finance estimates that 2,500 students will qualify for Cal Grants as a result of AB 131, at a cost of $14.5 million.

"The overall Cal Grant program is funded at $1.4 billion, meaning that 1% of all Cal Grant funds will be potentially impacted by AB 131 when the law goes into effect,'' said a statement from his office.

So since Calif is broke, were is all this free money coming from? Maybe from the tax payers who legally work and have to put up with all the crime that illegals bring with them?

I think since Demo-craps do not understand the meaning of the word illegal and feel that they are above the law and only enforce what they think is right or wrong, they should be the ones that pay for this give away to law breakers.

What is the point of educating people that are here illegally and cannot legally get a job in the USA? And if they do get a job, are they not taking one from someone there that is here legally and needs the money to support themselves and their families?

I confess I owe a lot to Jerry Sandusky. He turned my son from a tight end to a wide receiver in less than half a season.

There are a whole lot of little Jerry Sanduskies on ML, proud as hell to talk like a big man in the comments section over how pleased they are to see a woman "getting put in her place" or any number of pussy, unoriginal comments like that. They're PATHETIC. And you losers wouldn't dare talk like that to anyone in public. P A T H E T I C. Sorry, I love motherless, but reading some of the comments just makes you realize there's some stupid motherfuckers out there.

Net Censorship Bills On Top of the Agenda for After the Holidays
December 21, 2011 - by Donny Shaw

As grassroots opposition to the internet censorship bills known as SOPA and PIPA continues to build, the entertainment industry and their allies in Congress are scrambling to move them forward as quickly as possible. Here�s a quick update on where things stand at the moment.

Senate (PIPA)

PIPA is officially the top item on the agenda for when the Senate returns from the holiday recess. During their final day in session last week, Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid [D, NV] submitted a cloture petition, signed by 18 Democratic senators, on the motion to proceed to the bill, setting up a vote to occur no earlier than one hour after the Senate adjourns on the second calendar day after the motion is filed. According to the Congressional Record, that will be January 24th at 2:15 p.m. ET.

The motion will take a supermajority of 60 votes to be approved. The bill already has 41 co-sponsors, so the supporters only need 19 more to pass the motion. So far, only 4 senators have come out solidly against the bill � Sen. Ron Wyden [D, OR], Sen. Rand Paul [R, KY], Sen. Jerry Moran [R, KS], and Sen. Maria Cantwell [D, WA].

Sen. Wyden is leading an attempt to stop the cloture vote from taking by planning to basically shut down the Senate floor with a reading of the names of more than 1 million individuals who have signed a petition against the bill. The plan is to eat up as much floor time as possible and see if they can stall things long enough that Reid will withdraw his motion and give up on holding the vote. The three other senators who have already come out against the bill may help Wyden execute the reading, but they�ll probably need even more help if they hope to keep things tied up for long enough to win. It�s basically going to come down to a physical question of how long they can hold the floor. If there are 4 of them, holding the floor around the clock is pretty difficult. But if there are 10 it will be a lot easier.

If Reid waits out the Wyden filibuster and the cloture motion ends up being approved, the bill will almost certainly win final passage from the Senate later that week. Final passage only requires a bare majority of 51 votes, and 60 senators will have already shown tacit support for the in voting to approve cloture on the motion to proceed. Reid has taken $1,383,541 from corporations and special interests supporting SOPA and PIPA this year � more than any other member of Congress � and he seems to be highly motivated to get the bill passed. Don�t expect him to give into the Wyden filibuster too easily.

House (SOPA)

Last week, the House Judiciary Committee, which is chaired by lead SOPA sponsor Rep. Lamar Smith [R, TX-21], held a marathon, 15+ hour mark-up session on the bill. Dozens of amendments were voted on, and every single amendment to improve the bill for its opponents was rejected by a wide margin, including one to take China-style DNS blocking out of the bill. But the bill itself never got a vote. During the morning of day two of the mark-up session, Smith suddenly announced that he was going to postpone the vote.

The mark-up and vote was originally scheduled to continue tomorrow morning, but now that too has been postponed by Smith, citing the schedule of the House (having voted down the Senate�s tax cut bill, the House is now adjourned). At this point, we won�t see action on the House side until late January or early February. It�s even possible that the mark-up vote will be delayed until the committee can hold hearing with security experts about how the bill could increase U.S. exposure cyberattacks.

The main reason the mark-up is postponed, however, is that the folks from all corners of the internet have risen up in a grassroots, cross partisan effort to fight this bill and the members of Congress who support it. As I wrote last week, the online uprising against the bill is itself a perfect example of what�s wrong with the bill, as many of the sites that have facilitated the uprising would be vulnerable to censorship under SOPA/PIPA. The bill�s supporters had been trying to ignore and suppress the very legitimate security and free speech concerns of the internet experts, legal scholars, human rights groups, and web companies that oppose the bill. But all the attention online, and the millions of calls and emails to Congress, simply made them impossible to ignore.

As of this moment, the mark-up has not been rescheduled. My guess, though, would be that Rep. Smith was put it back on the schedule for some time shortly after the House reconvenes on January 18th.

The January recess is going to be a crucial time for the bill�s future. If SOPA/PIPA opponents can flip some on-the-fence senators and reps. to solid �no� votes and get a few more to join the filibuster, there�s a good chance these bills can be killed. The momentum is certainly going against internet censorship at the moment, but a quick look at the 91 corporations and special interests behind the bills should be enough to show that if the public sleeps on this, there is a huge network of money and influence ready to push things back in the other direction.

Tom and Jerry 18 yo

I love Jerry Sandusky. I am going to bail him out. Then move to Massachusetts and marry him!

Can someone explain to me why the good looking white skanks on Jerry Springer almost always fight about black dudes ? Who or what do the white guys fuck ?

ever notice how some asian people have an insane perfect american accent? like yeah they are americans too, but they'll have no speech impetiments at all. some even sound like they are straight up giving their impression of that asian Country-Club owner from King of the Hill. and they have names like Tom, John, Bob, Jerry, Pete, Ralph, or Brad.
it's like wtf, wheres your asian mojo??