I just got bronze for this video. I degraded this young slut and made her brush her teeth with my cum and lick cum out of a frying pan. Enjoy.
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I can't help it! I wish the poster tmdtmd wud have his computer fry out! Geez I mean how many fucking pics you need of the same chick? Gynocology is not my thing either...gotta wade through an ton of his shit to see anything decent that is new.
My confession is that I convinced this half retarded girl that Burger King has better French fries than McDonald's. I feel so guilty when I take advantage of the dim witted, even if it was my Ex-Wife.
Was at a McDonald's. Sitting in the corner having my Grill Chicken meal. On the adjacent table were a couple and a woman. The couple were arguing as to why did the guy in the couple went and had some 'fun' with a mutual friend of the couple. The woman was visibly embarrassed by the couple's argument. She was hiding her face with her phone and cringing. I was simply enjoying the way couple was arguing.
So pretty brilliantly I walk up to their table and interrupt them saying : "Hey you guys, thanks for the constant entertainment. (Looking at the other gal on the table) So, do you want to have some French fries while listening to them? (They were not having anything on the table. So I thought it would be cool to offer fries and probably have some fun) I was so turned on I could barely contain myself. I spread her legs and got on top of her, pushing my cock between the wet lips of her cunt and inside her. Her taut round ass rolled on my pelvic bone as I thrust inside her, working my cock deeper and deeper. I gathered her hair in one hand, pulling it to one side so I could see her flushed cheek and panting mouth. She looked up at me and smiled. With my other hand I smacked her luscious ass cheeks until they were rosy and glowing as I rammed my cock deep inside her warm, tight cunt again and again. Finally I could hold out no longer and I let the contractions come, pushing my semen deep inside her cunt as I pressed myself up against her ass and her back, my lips to her ear, biting her earlobe softly as the last orgasmic contractions clenched my cock and I was filled with deep, warm satisfaction as I lay there, holding her, and my come began to leak slowly from her cunt, drip down her thighs, and pool on the floor.
Do we sell.....french.......fries?
I slammed almost a gram of tina about 4 hours ago. I hadn't cum in a month either. i edged 4 four hours, laid back, had the seizure nut and unloaded about a half cup of cum all over my face. I threw on jogging shorts and a t-shirt, went through the back entrance and into McD's, the girl at the counter just stared. I smiled and said, doll, if your man could do this would you wipe it off right then? unfortunately I was alone last night so I had to do it myself, and will do it again right after you give me my order, She said I can't do that there. I told her I live 100 yards away and can see my balcony from here. I'll stand there and watch you if you go outside in about 15 min. When she handed me my food I grabbed a fry, ran in across my face and ate it.
BFG = Babe, Fried, Gibbed XxX
I just had an order of McDonalds fries which made me remember how much I miss my food porn friend
Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, small charge but she is dirty as fuck, drop me a message if interested.
Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, small charge but she is dirty as fuck, drop me a message if interested.
Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, small charge but she is dirty as fuck, drop me a message if interested.
Hey guys, hopefully someone can help me out. Well, my harddrive fried a few days ago so I lost quite a bit of my porn, luckily i was able to retrieve most of it but there's one picture in particular that I'm trying to find but have had no luck finding it. It is a picture with two girls in a bedroom, one is wearing tight purple leggings and bending over and looking back between her legs and the other girl is standing right next to her and she's wearing what looks to be a short ballet tutu. I'd really appreciate it if someone can help me out.
Thanks guys, and gals ;)
To solve the problems of the American economy, we should re-instate black slavery. We could use black labour to compete with the sweatshops in the third world, and use black refuse as fuel to drive our steam engines and tanks. Blacks are powered by fried chicken and watermelon, so they'll be easy to keep docile and happy. All we need is to feed them a steady supply of slutty white girls for them to sate their animal lusts, and to breed a new generation of black slaves.
I believe America can rise again to a great power if each white man was given two free slaves, one male and one female.
Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, she is dirty as fuck, can e mail a pic, drop me a message if interested.
Have you ever noticed that Niger is shaped like fried chicken?
This has been a weird and crazy week. I am so glad someone recommended this site so I have an outlet. For those of you keeping track of me Sunday was quick cumming Dave and Monday was my fwb who was also a quick cummer hmmm. Now we move on Tues was fantastic I will simply call him E He was a true man rocked my world and violated all my holes treated me like the naughty but good slut that I am. I had never met him before I greeted him at my front door in nothing but my towel and then it was game on! I think he spent at least 45 mins just pounding my cunt making me cum and squirt all over his big cock. Then he ordered me on all 4s and he violated my tight asshole!! OMG it was fantastic, he was ready to cum then he asked me where I wanted his big hot load I said in my mouth I want every drop. He quickly pulled that cock out of my ass and brought it to my mouth and I greedily sucked it all in my mouth and took that nasty load every last fucking drop!!!! Yummy I finished and he looked at me and grinned and said "Damn girl that was so hot!" I really hope I see him again. Later that evening I got a msg from my other fwb he asked if I wanted to come play. So I went over there we got naked got in bed smoked some pot I gave hom some good head for a bit and he was rubbing and fingering my sweet pussy made me cum 10 times just from that! All while I was deep throating his nice 8" cock he finally couldn't take it anymore had to fuck me and fuck me hard. Not sure how long we fucked but I can say that from our fuck session I came/squirted 27more times!!!!! He cream pied my snatch! Wed and Thurs were a wash no action at all. Fri night I thought would be dull and boring but got a text around 845pm from another fwb (hey a horny girl can never have too many friends) Robbie wanted to play so he picked me up we went to his place and had fun I'll let my pics speak for themselves on this one. His camera work I was busy!!
Ok 100% true story, very short and real. This was about 16 years ago in the late 90s about 6 or 7 months after my son was born. Now I want you to understand me and the wife had quite bit of problems in our relationship at this point, so much that we ended up separating for a few years. Anyway my wife was working at ihop and was on the closing shift a female friend of hers was giving her rides back and forth to work, there were many times that they would sit and bullshit before she came in. After we got back together she wanted to come clean about everything. Well turns out that some times they would also give one of the cooks a ride home one of those times the three of them sat in the drive way sucking his cock. while her friend watched and played with herself. My wife told me one night that when she told me she was working the overnight shift at ihop (at this time they only did 24 hours Fri & Sat) but her and the cook had gone to a hotel and fucked. We split up about a week later.
“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." - Stephen Fry (picture unrelated)
Been parTying since Fri evening and still got clouds goin'. Wearing panties, stockings, blonde wig, fake tits, and a filthy dress I've cummed on countless times. About to make a post on doublelist seeking dominant kinky men seeking to use a sissy's mouth and throat today. if nothing happens there, will have to at least stroke my faggot clit on chaturbate and get off while men tell me how nasty, depraved, and in need of rough sexual use I am!
LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.
You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.
I CONFESS I JUST FINISHED EATING A SERVING OF FRIED CHICKEN BREAST WITH MASHED POTATOES
Cute Betty frieds wife. I want to violated her...
I confess to eating 4 fried eggs 2 slices of toast with butter and 3 chocolate chip cookies and 1 cup of coffee.
Let's say you have a 20yo submissive slut as a live in slave and you want to fuck her up enough to make her more obedient and dependant on you, but capable enough so she can do her daily tasks.
Some things that we came up with: getting her hooked up on some substance, breed her and get her pregnant, fry her brain with meds, take videos of her doing degrading stuff and blackmail, if possible try to get her to sign something like contract or debt bondage.
Curious what you all think? Anyone heard for something like that being successfull?
Btw: it's not her on pic
I don't care what anyone thinks, when I get spun these traps are so hot to me, i could just imagine playing with our cocks and then this nice one right here would end up in my mouth. That would be so fucking hot. Anyone else like chicks with dicks? If you want to chat with me feel free, im just laying down here and got my cock out playing with it if u fried
I lost my virginity to a MILF stranger I met online the same day! (Never told anyone so hopefully I'm not rambling too much)
As soon as I turned of age I was bored and on some random hookup sight, saw a MILF with hot pics and sent her a message.
I confess being a virgin and she said she loves snatching virgins/cherries and happened to like the look of my body and cock! She's staying in a hotel in my city and said to meet there, I arrive and she's in full lingerie with a silky robe only covering when she answered, she's so pretty but the unsuspecting type of lady you wouldn't think does this kind of thing.
The first 5mins are a little awkward and then she completely takes over giving me head and riding me, she took me through positions and we spent Fri-Sat near non stop playing with a few dinner dates in between, it was both her teaching me but outright using me in any way she wanted, whether in the hotel or a bathroom at the restaurant she completely owned me :)
I never even knew her name and I'll probably never even see that MILF goddess again 😵💫
Day of Debauchery
So, as some of you know - I take one day off a year.
I tell my wife I'm going to work, but I take the day off. Most times I'll rent a hotel room, get a hooker, go to the strip club, drink, and otherwise treat myself to a sexually amazing day.
I've been doing this for years.
This year is the closest I've ever been to getting caught.
This year I took the day off and rented a seedy hotel. I was tired as shit so I had a nice drink and took a nap. I woke up and called a hooker. I was going to double trouble this year; but I just couldn't afford it. No matter, I had this hottie from Columbia. Muy Caliente!
I fucked the shit out of her. I actually came twice, but only paid for one throw!
I went to the strip club for lunch... ok, ok, but the fries are okay I think?
Anyway, slightly buzzed I went back to my hotel room.
I woke up pretty late, and had to run.
*I didn't have time to shower and wash the smell of hooker off of me.*
On the way home I thought I must have stunk!!! so I stopped and bought my wife some flowers expensive ones.
She loved the gift... but seriously questioned my stink.
anyway... the adventure continues. any advice, of course would be welcome.
Sex and oral sex is like a burger and fries. I'm perfectly satisfied with just the fries but I would always like to have the burger as well.
Visiting Louisville KY this week. Tues-Fri or Sat. Looking for fun female to hook up with. Message me for details.
Putting U WATERMELON EATING FRIED CHICKEN EATING BANANA SUCKING BABOON BLACK MONKEYS ON NOTICE!
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Chink Fried Rice.
Innocent or Slutty?
I ate half of my sons cookies and fries.
I am a girl. I have two assholes and a vagina like a 3-year old Guatemalan. I like fried chicken.
So I had the hotel booked for me and my wife to spend a little one on one time together, nice meal out, a few drinks and loads of dirty sex. We don’t get a lot of opportunities to do it so was a special treat. My 20 year step daughter had agreed to babysit her step sister so we could get away for 24 hours at least, but at the last minute she announces she can’t do it has her friend is in a mess and needs her to go over right away, so fuck me and her mother!
A few days pass and I have cooled down, but not forgotten, my wife is all forgiving as fucking usual so pissed off with her too. I am on my way home from the gym and get a text to pick up a MacDonald’s meal for my wife, step-daughter and her girlfriend, I reluctantly agree, get the shitty food in the drive through and set off for home.
Then it hits me a fucking immense idea how to get my own back on my dumb fucking step daughter. I turn into a empty car park and find a quite spot when I can be discreet. I take my tracky bottoms off and open my daughter MacDonald’s burger, opening it up I spit in it and put it back on the seat, then I take up the hot fries and empty them into the bag I sit back and start to wank my hard cock, stroking them on my sticky knob end or sucking them before putting it back in the paper holder. All done I wipe the salt from my cock and knee up for the finish. Her chocolate milkshake open before me and her burger bun off I jack my cock off spraying hot cum over her salad and into the shake. Fucking great.
Cleaned up I put everything back neat and tidy and drive home.
Wife hands out the food and I make a coffee and sit down to watch my cunt of a step daughter eat her burger and fries, pausing now and then to sip her shake. I have a throbbing hard on and enjoy the spectacle so much, fucking bitch. Meal all gone, cum and all, she sucks the last of the shake and tilts the carton to get the last drop, which must have been my massive load of cum as it floated on the top. I watch her as she pulled her mouth away from the straw and licked her lips, I actually saw my cum in her mouth, she never fucking knew stupid cunt.
Fuck her!
I confess, I am fucking fed up with poor people, hillbillies, rednecks, U.S. Southerners and cripples who don't get their fucking wheelchairs and walkers out of my way when I'm in a hurry.
We need to summon the will and courage to permanently prevent these "people" from breeding. The world does not need any more promiscuous, confederate flag-waving, gun-toting, Trump-voting, trailer-dwelling, moonshine-swilling, opossum-eating, nigger-hating, KKK-loving, Wal-Mart-shopping, illiterate, uneducated, war-mongering, Southern fried fucktwats. We have entirely too many already.
Fuck you if you disagree.
I hope you cum so hard and so many times you fry your brain
Man. I've been edging since 11pm Fri. And I'm about to open the fire hose up. Who wants to see the grand finale?
Any guys in Northern Ireland wanna rough gangbang my fuck buddy bareback in a belfast hotel on fri evening, pm me for details
I electrocuted a chicken today. You could smell the feathers burning. There's nothing like some good fried chicken but the problem is, the niggers next door. They smelled the chicken cooking and came running. They stole the chicken and ran away. Those useless pieces of human flesh even stole my watermelon that was cooling under a shade tree in my back yard. I didn't get mad. I picked up the phone and called the K.K.K. They are coming to town tonight and to rid the area of all the vermin running loose.
I electrocuted a chicken today. You could smell the feathers burning. There's nothing like some good fried chicken but the problem was, the niggers next door. They smelled the chicken cooking and came running. They stole the chicken and ran away. Those useless pieces of human flesh even stole my watermelon that was cooling under a shade tree in my back yard. I didn't get mad. I picked up the phone and called the local chapter of the K.K.K. They are coming to town tonight to rid the area of all the black vermin running loose. That's my confession and I feel better for sharing it.
Anyone know the vid with 2 girls on a bed..one is stroking herself and then towards the end the fried strokes her for her.. it's a stickam video i think..i can;t find it anywhere :(
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