abuse this whore or steal the fish?

confessions are broken. they need to be decentralized or possibly on a tor network. these confessions are not free outlets of expression. if it offends someone else either by moral standards or personal ones some posts are being removed. while others are fishing scams by the party van. in either case we need a better confession system.

I got confesions that I want to eat nigger pussy. I am nervus becuase my buddy's all say it so stinky like cheise and fish and whatnot but i aint sure they ever eat the nigger pussy before, I know for sure Billy and Ricky aint never done it for sure. Maybe Clay done lick it somewhat but probly just the lady what baby sited his sister what when she was a baby or something. Any ways does nigger pussy stink to bad what it make me puke if I eat it or do it taste good like white girl pussy. I aint never eated White gril pussy yet nether but I no it taste good, just look at it! It so pink and wet and dalishus so it going to smell all pink and whatnot right. Also do the nigger pussy get all wet and whatnot just like the white girl pussy? sorry for all the qeustons but i just realy want to know if it safe to eat the nigger pussy and it get wet and whatnot. Than k you.

Mail Order Bride: My Experiences
This is probably going to be a long read.
I'm not sure if anyone on this site has delved into mail order brides, but if you've got the money and you're lonely - it's not the worst thing in the world to do. I've always had several fetishes for oriental and even Russian ladies. So after grieving for a few years after my wife left me for another woman (yes, that fucked with me in so many ways), I decided to try the dating scene. I'd make matches, sometimes even hook up with the lady but nothing really ever clicked enough for me to have a long term relationship with the women. It was date, fuck, on to the next. It got old fast and I was looking for something more, looking for a woman that was actually in to me. So one day I decided to try it.

The sign up fees are stupid and can range from $70 - $200 a month depending on the package you select. I figured I'd make quick work out of it and find someone I was interested in and exchange personal information with them. SO I signed up.
A lot of these girls look like 10/10 models - they all have professional pictures taken and I was like "well I just got scammed, they're all fake as fuck." Seeing all of these flawless women was a bit of a turn off for me - being in my late 40s, I knew I wasn't a bad looking guy but these women - all of them were way out of my league and I had my doubts, especially because I know a majority of them are after citizenship. I felt like I made a big mistake.
I contacted a couple of the ladies, usually didn't get a response. One day I logged in and this very attractive Filipino lady left me a message, just saying "Hi. Saw your profile."
I went to her profile and looked at her pictures, and just kinda shook my head.
I was talking to other women on there, but nothing really panned out. A lot of them barely spoke English.
So I chatted her up. I told her that we had an obvious age difference, and that I didn't know if she'd be comfortable with that. She replied back, "Most Filipina ladies like older men, it's kind of a cultural thing. I like older white men."
So we hit it off. We decided to exchange personal details and I called her up and we'd talk on Skype too. We'd laugh, joke, and just talk about everything under the sun - including her past relationships. She was engaged to be married but the guy got another woman pregnant and the marriage was cancelled. She talked about some of her boyfriends being abused and drinking all the time. She told me about her parents and how she moved out of the house at a young age and supports herself by having a masters degree in economics and works in Manilla and helps with city planning. We talked for months and months. We'd get intimate on Skype, she'd start fingering her pussy, moaning that she wished I was inside her.
"When are you coming, or should I come visit you?" she asked.
My heart raced. So I made plans to take off work for a week and fly out to the Philippines. It's a long flight and I couldn't even sleep - but when I got on the ground I got off the plane, and went outside the airport and called her. She was waiting for me and saw me standing by the road, and honked her horn. She got out of her car and ran up to me, gave me a great big hug and kissed me on the lips. Holy fuck she looked better than her pictures, she could have easily been a model. I loaded my luggage in her car and hopped in the passenger seat. I'm used to order, at least somewhat order - but driving in the Philippines scared the ever fuck out of me. It was very unnerving. From nice paved roads to roads cratered with massive potholes then to dirt roads - we finally made it to her small house that she was renting. We talked all the way to her place, I was so shocked I finally got to meet her - because I didn't feel like it would ever happen.
I was nervous and didn't want to push myself on her, I was worried that maybe I was ugly to her in person.
We got inside, and she made me feel right at home.
"You must be hungry! I cooked this yesterday for you, I'll heat it up, and I'll get you some tea!"
She spoke perfect English, with a small accent from Tagalog.
I told her not to worry. I felt a bit nervous - all the discussions we had, all the cybersex we had - I felt out of place.
She called me over to her small little kitchen table and had a plate prepared for me, with hot peppers, fish and some other ingredients. I have no idea what it's called (even to this day).
"You said you like spicy babe," she said smiling.
I took a few bites. My mouth was on fire, tears ran down my face.
"Holy fuck!" I said, "It's perfect."
She giggled, and her small firm chest bounced at bit. She caught me looking.
"Now now, there's enough time for that later. You still think I'm attractive right? I was so worried that you wouldn't think I'm attractive... "
I looked at her, "You're beautiful, absolutely stunning. Of course I'm attracted to you - physically and mentally. Hopefully I'm not ugly to you..."
Her eyes widened, "Oh, you're fucking hot dude, I'm still very interested in you!"
So we watched some TV, she obviously was horny, as I held her hand she guided me down her shorts to reveal a shaved and dripping wet pussy.
I haven't had sex in a long time. I didn't last long at all. Just how tight she was, how perfect her body was, and how beautifully she looked right into my eyes while I was inside her. I felt her touch my soul so deeply.
"I always imagined this moment, just like this..." she said, smiling.
"Oh, I thought I'd last a lot longer than I did, it's your turn to cum..."
She moaned as she played with my cum dripping out of her swollen pussy. Her fingers spread her dark brown pussy lips aside, showing a beautiful pink inside, as white dribbles of my sperm leaked onto her couch.
My mouth found her small supple tits, licking and sucking - I worked my way down to her dripping shaved pussy, and started massaging her clit with my tongue.
She moaned and grabbed a fist full of my hair, pulling me closer as her hips moved back and forth as I ate her out.
"I'll always be yours, I love you..." she moaned.
"I love you too," I said taking a quick breath.
She began to buck and moan, "Fuck..." she whispered, releasing my hair from her grip.
"I'm not going to want to leave you here," I admitted.
It got late, we ate dinner and went to bed. We fucked again before falling asleep.
We were to lovers who seemed obsessed. She took the week off of work so she could show me the sites around Manilla.
While she took me around to see the sites, something popped into my head - "just marry her already."
I went into a jewelry store by myself (she had errands to run) and got her a nice engagement ring.
The next time she took me out on the town, there was this big beautiful fountain (not sure of the name of it) and I got down on one knee.
"You bring so much life to me, my mind body and soul would ache without you being in my life, will you marry me?"
Her eyes widened, and she looked right into my eyes. There was an uncomfortable silence which seemed to last for an eternity.
"Of course I'll marry you!"
People around us clapped and congratulated us.
I didn't know how easy it was to get married in the Philippines. It's almost like Vegas but without Elvis overseeing your vows.
We fucked every single day, sometimes twice to three times in the same day. We discussed that she was going to quit her job and move with me to the USA. So I helped her pack a lot of her stuff in boxes and we mailed the boxes to my address. She talked to her landlord who owned the property and told them she was leaving at the end of the week, so she can move to the USA with her husband.
The landlord congratulated her and wished her well.
I've been married to her for 15 years and she is still the most amazing woman I've ever met in my life.
We've had 2 kids together and her body snapped right back into shape. She's as beautiful as ever. A timeless beauty. So yeah. Sometimes those crazy mail order bride sites actually work.

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

Hitler's fish

I love having my 75 year Old landlord and his Old friends bring things over to Marinate in my Juicy Holes. Hotdogs Fish Chicken Sausages Mealworms real Worms and Anything you can buy at a Pet Store has been Shoved into my cunt and Poopy Hole 

I let my very Old landlord and his 4 poker buddies to bring Anything they want on poker night to Marinate in my Holes. They each get a turn as the others Video it all. I've had Fish Chicken Sausages Hotdogs Mealworms Real worms and Anything you can buy at a Pet Store inside my Juicy little Holes

If you can't find A catch on here don't worry. There's always more fish in the sea.

Im just a regular 21 yr old guy. Me and my dad are really close and were always going to every sporting game you can think of every weekend. Fishing all the time in the summer. I feel twisted but I just cant help but want to fuck my mom. I feel twisted and bad for my dad but I really just want to fuck her. no question.

I confess I am drawn to revealing things about myself on internet boards with the intent of getting the approval and help of foreign people, whom I wouldn't tell my story if I saw them in person and whose advice I would never take. I confess that I have been doing that for 10+ years now and that there has been no single advice that helped me advance in life but instead keep me in the rat race. I confess that my brain tricks me into doing it again thinking that somehow somewhere there would be people thinking like me and doing things in my favour. Even though I have been disappointed by people since the moment I could think I still think that they like me if I am nice enough.

Even though I get what I want more often when I am not nice I go back to being nice all the time and wonder - like a fish with short-term memory - why it doesn't work.

Having been doing this for 30 years I gave up hope to ever get out of this in the long run. I don't think I have the ability to think outside the box.

I confess I am drawn to revealing things about myself on internet boards with the intent of getting the approval and help of foreign people, whom I wouldn't tell my story if I saw them in person and whose advice I would never take. I confess that I have been doing that for 10+ years now and that there has been no single advice that helped me advance in life but instead keep me in the rat race. I confess that my brain tricks me into doing it again thinking that somehow somewhere there would be people thinking like me and doing things in my favour. Even though I have been disappointed by other males since the moment I could think I still think that they like me if I am nice enough.

Even though I get what I want more often when I am not nice I go back to being nice all the time and wonder - like a fish with short-term memory - why it doesn't work.

Having been doing this for 30 years I gave up hope to ever get out of this in the long run. I don't think I have the ability to think outside the box.

Couldn’t help but to think how much this little slave changed over the years tasting that connection with the Devil. A piece that was needed the piece we find and our best bubble up. The committed connection kept on poking me, that’s why it’s so easy for Devil to keep me on my toes. And what have I been thinking about is as well the tasty soul of the Devil even tho I keep on calling him cruel and cold. One really kinky Devil but just as well what got me trapped is something more of him. Perhaps i am more scared of his soul and cope with Devil with my Devilish side. And the need to admit that, to admit slave attacks Devil just because when tasting his soul i freak out the most. And refuse to admit I believe in it. And get all crazy because deep down I believe and the connection won’t let me rest most of the time, the inability to resist to dirty things and the belief combined with taking the attention is his odd combination. Devil force me to fish haha.. if all i do is attention grabbing and all You do is attention grabbing.. then let me fish :p
You created just very nice masterpiece with devilish and such warm colors.. just look at it

Looking for a video of a short haired brunette chick speed gagging herself with a dildo and drooling all over big tits in a fish net top, only stopping to say something in russian or german. Eventually she pulls out some liquid and pours it all over herself. I used to have it favorited but it seems to have vanished and I can't find it anywhere. If you have a link to this please help
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I will let you  Marinate your meat in my Holes! Hotdogs Kielbasa chicken Fish anything you bring for me .. Mealworms or anything you can buy at a Pet store 

I want to be a fish and watch them

My 75 year Old landlord and his 4 old friends bring all kinds of things to Stuff into my Holes on Poker night!  They have brought long Greasy Sausages,  Chicken Fish Mealworms RealWorms and anything you can buy at a Pet store.  And they Videod Everything.  That's 10 hands 5 Tongues and 5 Old Cocks all at once just for little me.

Attention Please!!!

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"

"Sofishticated."

that is all!

Now you all go out and have a magnificent day!

Fish hook the bitch

For 2 years I have been going fishing with my girlfriend's uncle (her father's brother) and his son (my girlfriend's cousin) and sometimes we have gone alone, him and I, without his son, and it has happened a few times that he has shown me pictures of women on his motherless account (mostly young) telling me that he wondered how girls that young let themselves be filmed during an act with their boyfriends. Today I must have at least a hundred nudes of her and at least fifty sex tapes, should I post it here hoping that he recognizes his niece?

Looking for a video of a short haired brunette chick speed gagging herself with a dildo and drooling all over big tits in a fish net top, only stopping to say something in russian or german. Eventually she pulls out some liquid and pours it all over herself. I used to have it favorited but it seems to have vanished and I can't find it anywhere. If you have a link to this or even have seen the video please help.

After a particularly long dry spell with the wife, I started jerking off more than usual. I had heard about bookstores and gloryholes, and started watching videos about them. I found I was turned on by the thought of sucking anonymous dick, so one day I decided to go for it. There are a couple places near here that are close enough to drive too, but far enough away the chances of running into someone I know was pretty slim.

As I was pulling into the parking lot, my car died, and I couldn't get it to start again. Although I was able to coast into a parking spot, I was terrified that the longer my car sat, the greater the chance my wife would somehow find out where I was, and the gig would be up before it even started.

I called a tow truck immediately and was relieved when it arrived about 15min later. After the guy loaded my vehicle onto the flatbed, we set off for my house about 30 min away. The driver was an average blue collar guy, about my age at 40, dadbod with some muscle, and kind eyes. A few minutes into the drive, he starts asking me about the bookstore, was I there to buy a toy for a lucky lady? What were the booths like? He had heard "things" but didn't know if they were true,

What kind of things? I asked.

Like, that a guy could get a free bj in the arcades. He replied.

I told him I only knew what I had seen on the internet, but that I thought that it was probably true, and that's what I was hoping to find out before my car took a shit on me. This made him really curious, he told me he always wanted to try it when his wife wasn't putting out, but was afraid of being outted by someone he knew. I told him I was in the same boat, except I was wanting to be more on the giving end.

He got quiet for a minute, then looked over at me.

You still wanna try?

I said pull it out I'll show you.

He thought about it for a minute, then took the next offramp and pulled to the shoulder. The truck was large and high off the ground, the traffic was really light, so it was as private a place as any. He leaned his seat back a bit, unbuckled his pants, and pulled them down just past his ass before leaning back and closing his eyes,

This was as clear an invitation as I could possibly imagine, so I leaned over the console and was face to face with a short, fat, but well groomed cock. It looked so tasty, I leaned into it licking and sucking the head while gently stroking his shaft. He quickly grew to about 7inches of fat meat, the taste of precum on my tongue with every stroke. After only a couple of minutes of me frantically licking, sucking, and tugging, he began to swear, and gripped the edges of his seat.

Oh fuck, that is so good, I'm going to cum!

I was so turned on by what I was doing, I licked and sucked even more vigorously. He suddenly stiffened, and shot rope after rope of cum into my eager mouth. It took several swallows to get it all, and I was surprised at how turned on this made me. I quickly fished out my own cock, and blasted into my own hand in 5 strokes. I don't think he saw me, his eyes were still closed, as I licked my own cum off my hand, then went back to his cock, gently licking and sucking until it was soft again.

I slid back over to my seat, while he put himself back together. Once we were back on the road, he told me that was the best blowjob he had ever gotten in his life. I told him that if I could have his cock every now and then, I'd never have to try a bookstore again. After he dropped my car in the driveway, I gave him a card with my email address, told him there were other things I wanted to try, and that if he ever wanted to get together, to drop me a line.

I'm kinda pissed about my car, but the day turned out pretty good after all. I hope I hear from him soon.

i know this is going to get deleted but anyways. i went out night fishing tonight with a friend. we caught our limit of almost everything so it was a good night. my truck is loud so i don't know how they didn't hear us drive up. but when we walked onto the back deck to clean fish. my 24 year old daughter had her face buried in my 25 year old girlfriends snatch. and Henry dropped the fish. he froze for a minute at least. i had to say something and they stopped and went inside. we just finished cleaning the fish cleaned up and he never spoke a word about it. but you can bet in about 10 minutes i will have 4 sexy little hands scrubbing my body.

I bought a 3 new spycam to watch my ex gf getting fucked. We broke up in Nov after almost 5 years. I know she's dated and I get so fucking excited thinking about watching her having sex. I hope these work. I paid for good ones but could not afford the best. I plan on planting them tomorrow when I stop by to feed the fish while she's away for the holidays.. I offered with this idea in mind. Any advice is appreciated. I'll let you know how it goes.

Cat fished cheating mom on POF she sent me this wanting to fuck 

I gotta confess, I am pretty dark and since the heats turned up I've been really into wearing only basketball shorts and seeing females notice, I wanna get more bold, maybe get lucky with the fishing

Not that im jealous of my brother due to hes new gf....
But wtf... why is she out fishing and not getting those tits fucked by the entire neighbourhood.

Tits like that needs to be shared... and yes, ill go first!

/D

I confess that websites like craigslist and plenty of fish piss me off so bad. Well, not the sites so much as the girls that are on them. Why are girls even posting to craigslist asking for sex (which is a desperate move in itself) if they are gonna be super fucking picky when you respond? It's like they expect a knight in shining armor or some abercrombie model to reply. Then you have Plenty of fish, the site where girls post a shit ton of pictures of their cleavage and pretty much half naked pictures and list themselves in the "intimate encounter" section, but in their about me section of their profile they say "if you are just looking for sex then move along or some bullshit.

What the hell happened to the days where you could just find a girl online that wanted to fuck...meet up, fuck and go about your day? WTF is wrong with girls these days?

Out of all the photos ever posted, just once i would like to randomly come accross a chick that i know or jsed to know..

Just saying.. GO FISH

We Needed a fish eye lens for this

Looking for a video of a short haired brunette chick speed gagging herself with a dildo and drooling all over big tits in a fish net top, only stopping to say something in russian or german. Eventually she pulls out some liquid and pours it all over herself. I used to have it favorited but it seems to have vanished and I can't find it anywhere. If you have a link to this please help

Think it smells like fish? 😆

Fishing wife's pussy again

Black chick cums by just looking at guy

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/56854

I bet that room smells like fish and ass

Though I used to think of myself as primarily a straight man, my confession is about a camping trip, a friend and I undertook some time ago. This friend was another guy and what happened was both shocking, thrilling and pleasurable at the same time.
As we made our way to a fitting campsite near a river, I accidentally tripped and fell on my back into a small brook. Though I managed to stay dry, the content of my backpack was not so lucky. And as I was about to get up, I slipped on a stone, and thus assuring my plight.
I had nothing dry, plus I was starting to freeze. Luckily we didn't have far to go. He was quick to get the sleeping bags out of the bags, as I was unable to do anything. He found his sleeping bag and stripped me of my wet clothes, before he did the same. He used his own body to warm mine and for some inexplicable reason I was immediatly turned on, which resulted in me getting hard He was an average built young man with a slightly above average member, so in that regard, nothing special, although he made me have feelings I never thought I could have. Upon seeing my erection, he smiled and told me that he thought I was straight. To which I replied that I thought so too, but that I was clearly open to new ideas. And even though we were both in relationships with other people, we crossed the line. He was about to fondle me, when he just stopped. When I told him that he was good to go, he continued. Until that day, I had not seen him in that light.
It didn't take long before his mouth had found his way to my erection and when he started to blow me, I was in shock. One, because he was a really good friend, but also because it was simply heavenly.
And due to the situation, I just ejaculated into his mouth. He did not flinch and swalloved everything. I moaned loudly. After he swallowed my cum, he licked his lips and smiled at me. He asked me if I enjoyed it, because he was to wrapped in blowing me to actually hear anything. To which I replied, yes. He touched me again, and said that I was warmer now. Then he asked me how far I wanted to go and I said all the way.
I unzipped the sleeping bag, got up and stood naked in the breeze. He found some suntan lotion and got prepared. I just didn't care if anyone saw us.
He asked me again, if I really wanted to go all the way. This time, I just laid down on my back.
I just have to see your face, I told him. To which he replied, as you wish.
As he carefully manouvered his cock into my arsehole, he groaned. That's when I discovered that It was actually pleasurable.
As he got more into the sense of it, I could feel that I was getting closer and closer to have my first orgasm. I remember how I loved his orgasm face. And shortly after he came, I came.
He then pulled out me and started to lick my member clean. After all that, I asked him if he would just snuggle up to me, which he agreed to do.
As we curled next to each other, we quickly dozed off to sleep and woke up 05:32, and we were wide awake.

The fishing trip turned into something completely different. Obviously the sex replaced the fishing that week. And as much as I probably should look back on the whole thing and regret it, I just can't as I simply enjoyed all of it.

I confess that Plenty of Fish (PoF) is just a breeding ground of lonely girls that want to meet a guy for a "real" relationship, but all I do is fuck them on the first date and never call back. It is surprisingly easy how the cliche date of "dinner and a movie" leads to her with her panties off at the end of the night. Most girls I go for are not the 10's of the website but easily the 6-8's, but definitely not going for the fatties or ones that look like they are in-breeds of their mom & dad (aka brother/sister). This past June I have easily gone out to dinner 8 times, seen The Fault in Our Stars 8 times, and had sex with 8 different women ranging from 18 to 24. Cannot wait for the next "chick flick" to come out.

Evy fishes for more sperm.
Wwyd

Gone fishing

I must confess my new favorite thing is to blow other guys in cars and in trucks. I park at truck stops and sit with my cock out till I get someone watching, then I either blow them through the window or go to their car and suck every ounce of cum from their balls.
It's like fishing but much more rewarding! !

a fish, Erin and a boat..... what would you do?

So i went fishing this evening. It was very slow and unexciting.

Then i caught a largemouth bass.

And i could have put it back on a hook and used it as bait. Cause i've seriously done that before.

Anyways.... as much as i hate to admit that i envy Viper2121, MsFuckyou, Strumpet and others in the Southern states.... I do . Love philadlephia. But not loving the PA fishing this evening.

Hope that everyone is well.

The other night my husband and I had been to the pub. We had drunk quite a lot of booze, on the way home we got talking to our neighbour who was walking the same way as us, back at our house my husband invited him in for a nightcap, We had a couple of Brandy's and were watching T.V. and a programme called "sexetera" it was about porn shoots, and the actors who do them, I remarked that all the actors I had ever seen in porn were always circumsized, My husband said that it was not nessercerly true and explained that the foreskin pulls back while the cock is hard.Making it look circumsized.then he asked Clive if he was circumsized, who said no he wasent,My husband is curcumsized so he asked Clive to show me so i could compare so Clive fished his cock from his jeans. and Nick fished his out and they sat across from me on the sofa. Nick circumsized cock and Clives un-circumsized, Nick asked me to look at the difference, Then Clive drew his foreskin back. but it still waent hard. nick asked me if I wanted to feel the foreskin, So I went over and held it. I have been married 15 years and this was the first foreskin I had seen I was a virgin when I married Nick. Clive gently held my wrist and moved my hand up and down, Nick laughed and said "shes 35 she knows how to wank a guy off" So I started to masturbate him and felt hic cock grow in my hand and watched as the tip of his cock came into view every time I pulled down. I looked at Nick and he was sat with his circumsized cock sticking up from the front of his trousers watching me masturbate Clive, Then he asked me if I saw the difference between the two. so I sat back and looked. Two men sat on my sofa with their cocks sticking up in the air I threw a cushion on the floor and knelt infront of them and took one in each hand. Slowly masturbating them and looking closely at them in turn, When I felt a gentle hand on the back of my head I knew what was wanted, but realised it was Nick wanting me to suck Clives cock, so I softly licked up and down his cock before giving him oral sex, it felt quite good to be doing it while my husband watched. and I had his cock in my other hand. before long I felt Clives thighs tense and he was breathing hard, I pulled off and masturbated him quick and hard. His cum arced up and landed mostly on my chin and neck, by now Nick was masturbating himself, he thrust his cock in my direction, and a few more pulls he added his cum to the lot already on my neck. Both guys had cum and i was left feeling a bit let down, we had another drink. we were all a bit sheepish, Clive left to go home to his wife, and Me and Nick had fantastic sex in the living room we couldent even wait ti get upstairs.
I look forward to the next time we meet up for a repeat showing I want to cum next time.

Warning: This post will not help you masturbate. 99% of you will find it very boring and feel that my comments don't belong here.

Having said that....

I thought that fishing for Largemouth bass was over. It's October. Thought they'd all be hibernating.

A nice senior gentleman argued otherwise. "My son just caught a bass. It's still warm enough. What's stopping you?"

So i gave it another try. And I very much enjoyed being proven wrong!

:)

I just got a largemouth. He hit strong. Fought hard. Then nothing.

"I lost him."

but then i feel him fighting again. He had raced one way and i no longer felt him fighting. But he was still on.

then he's jumping out of the water. i'm like "shit! i hope that my line doesn't break!"

He jumps again and again. But i landed him! :)

So life is good for me despite not having a sex life. Hope that everyone else is doing well also.

Disclaimer: This bass was only 11 inches. But my fishing line is 20 years old. And it was meant for spam tiny bluegills/sunfish.

True Story From The Annals Of Newport Beach:
Around 6pm, I went over to my favorite bar, JoJo’s, in Newport Beach for a beer and to find a pool game. The bar has a nautical motif, lots of fish nets, stuffed fish, pictures of big surf…that sort of stuff. The bar’s in front and there’s tables behind. It’s a cool little place pretty much locals only, the tourists don’t know the place even exists.
I’m 25, work in Irvine just up the street inland but I live in Newport Beach. I love the beach, love the town and am very happy with my life.
Sitting at the bar was this luscious little babe who looked vivacious, young and eager, with white short shorts, golden legs all the way up to her waist, really cute face, lips, eyes and nice natural tits…a handful at the most but very attractive. She looked at me and I looked at her and it was love t first sight. She was sooooo fucking cute! I wanted to fuck her right there but….and she knew it!
I sat down next to her and went through the preliminaries: Her name was Cindy, she was from Whittier but someone told her about Jo Jo’s and she thought she’d try it out. I thought it was unusual for a girl by herself to have come all the way down from Whittier just to try the place out. I was wondering what she was up to. She said, ”oh no, I’m not alone, my friends are sitting at the table back there,” pointing to the back where the pool tables are and the eating tables. “I’m just getting the beers.”
Yep…there were three girls sitting back there, all by themselves. She got the beers and invited me back to join them, and I went.
As it turned out, there were two really cute girls and one guy. He is rather effeminate but actually a guy. It turns out he was Cindy’s brother--so I could see a bit of a problem of her going with me to my place later.
We all chatted and laughed, chugged several beers and were all feeling quite good. I was flirting heavily with Cindy and she knew what I wanted—her, all of her, and she was ready for it.
Then Cindy came clean: “Jeremy is looking to try something he’s never done before. He isn’t sure about who he really is and wants to experiment. He wants to see what it’s like to be with a guy”. I said, “HUH?” “WTF”? I asked if he is gay and the three girls all screeched and giggled looking first at him then me. Cindy said that Jeremy would like to, “you know”. I said, “no, I don’t know, what the hell are you talking about?”
Monica whispered, “Jeremy wants to see what it’s like to suck a guy’s, you know. You know what he wants to do…he wants to suck a…GUY”! All the girls screamed in their Valley Girl accent. Cindy said, ”he is wondering if you would let him suck you off.” The girls screamed again laughing and giggling and having a great time. Cindy said, “I’ve been trying to find him a guy who would let him do it. Would YOU let him?”
I’m looking at her and I can see the ultimatum on her face--let him suck my dick or she won’t go with me tonight. “So, does he swallow?” The girls screamed with delight crossing and uncrossing their legs.
So far, no one had even spoken to Jeremy to ask him anything. The conversation was between me and the girls. Monica said, “if he has to I guess he probably would.” I replied directly to Cindy, “how about this; I’ll let him suck my cock [the girls screeched in laughter] if you’ll go with me tonight out on a date.” Cindy knew what I wanted. She said, “YES, let’s do it”.
”Ok girls…put some lipstick on him first, make it real nice…I want a red ring on it when I’m finished.” The girls knew exactly what I meant and set to work doing preparing him for his first submission to a guy.
All three girls whipped out their lip color, outline pencils and started in. They were chattering like a bunch of parrots in a tree, telling Jeremy about how he was going to like his first oral experience with a horny guy, who by now, needed his dick sucked. They were primping and painting his lips. When they finished, he did look like a girl: small, submissive and ready to suck! My dick started swelling at the thought of a virgin mouth around my demanding pole. I made a mental picture of how he would look after I had fucked his mouth…ejaculated in it…and then made him swallow all the sticky fluid.
When he was ready to go, I got up and looked at Jeremy’s face. He looked flustered by all the activity but ready to take his first step to see if he was gay. Cindy looked up at him and said, “just relax Jeremy, this is what you wanted. Just do whatever he wants you to do. Don’t say “no” to anything--just do it--that’s what guys like.” “When it comes to sex, guys like to be obeyed,” Hearing that made my dick swell more.
OH BABY…THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. A BLOWJOB FROM JEREMY AND THEN….FUCKING HER ALL NIGHT LONG….ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Jeremy sheepishly followed me out to my car…as SUV….blacked out windows. I got in the front and started it then turned on the AC. Then I got in the back and had him sit in the back too. I had on rather tight slacks…good fabric..thin, flexible and tailored. He could clearly see my excitement AND my boner lifting up those thin slacks. I was enjoying this especially since he had never had a cock in his mouth and mine would be the first oozing erection he had ever tasted!
Then he asked…”what do you want me to do”? I asked if this was his first time and he said “yes”. I almost ejaculated right them. I told him to lean over and kiss my hard on. He was kind of slow so I put one hand on his head and guided his mouth to my crotch. I held him there while he kissed and nibbled my dick through my slacks. I was so hard now that my dick hurt. I told him to unzip my slacks while I undid the belt.
His hands were literally shaking with excitement. I pulled my slacks down shorts with them. My boner sprang up right in his face. I laughed and said, “well…there he is…in all his glory”. By now, he was leaking cum…I pushed Jeremy’s mouth down on the tip so he could suckle the slimy liquid oozing out of my urethra. I had him lick it off. He pulled long stringers of cum back with his tongue as he began exploring my erection, the head, shaft and testicles.
I was ready so I pushed his head down until penis met teeth. “Open your mouth Jeremy…he wants to come in and get sucked”. Jeremy opened his mouth and in he went. Tongue met glans…glans met back of throat. Jeremy gagged, further exciting me. I pulled back to let him suck the head then we’d go slow while he got used to having a demanding penis in his mouth. Jeremy looked up almost pleading…torn between desire and revulsion. I had to laugh because I knew he had no option, his brain would force him to suck my dick and drink my cream even if he consciously didn’t want to. He was a twink and he had no choice but to pleasure me…with his mouth!
A few years back, I had let a friend suck me off one time in high school. He had literally begged me. When it came time to do it he told me he didn’t want to put my dirty cock in his mouth and suck it. But…he had no choice…he had to do it. He was being made to do it by something he didn’t know what. That was what was happening here. Jeremy’s mind was making him carry out his fantasy of submitting to a horny male who would make him go all the way…including swallowing semen.
I had my hand on Jeremy’s head and I pushed and pulled his head [and mouth] up and down my cock. I was determined to make it last so I pushed him off and them made him lick my balls. I wanted him to worship the source of the testosterone and sperm that he was about to eat. He actually sucked them, one at a time, while I humped his face telling him what a good job he was doing.
OMG…I was HOT, HOT, HOT! I could hardly wait to see how he handled a load of my sticky cum in his mouth…LOL!
Then, back to my totally stiff erection. I pushed his head down on it again and, this time, began in earnest to fuck his mouth. Not deep but just enough to make him choke on it now and then. In and out. In and out. In and out. In and out. I let him suckle and lick the head…. In and out….until I was ready.
I held his head tight and began spurting. I was grunting and swearing and pushing his head down on it…I was making him eat my entire masculine issue. My prostate, testicles and other glands emptied their rich cream in Jeremy’s mouth. He was green..lol! All that sticky, gooey slime in his mouth at one time…straight from between my legs. His stomach was wretching. His eyes were literally bulging out…LOL! He had a mouthful of my cum and I really wanted to watch him swallow it..
“Just hold it in your mouth and just let it trickle down your throat”. He held it but motioned that it wasn’t going anywhere. I told him to open his mouth and show it to me. It was a big pool of sticky white cream that filled his mouth. I loved it! Then, looking very brave, he took a big gulp and swallowed. Then he took another gulp and swallowed again. He coughed and choked but it was down. He started telling me how rough I was on him but he liked it. He sounded like a girl. His mouth was sticky with cum and he was lisping. I laughed and patted him on the head. “You did a good job for your first time”.
We went back in to the bar and sat with the very excited girls. They could see just by looking at him that he had done it! His lips were glossy with semen and his mouth was sticky and gooey. They all questioned me at once: “How was it? Did you…you know…in his mouth? Did he swallow? Did he like it? Did YOU like it?
I told them “I liked it”, “he did a decent job for his first time” AND---here it comes---“HE SWALLOWED”. They screamed with laughter at the picture of him with a mouthful of cock and creamy cum, unable to take it all at once. They all at once started telling him, “you see, I told you there is a lot to learn about how to give a guy a bj”. “It’s not that easy. You have to find out how each guy likes it…then do It for him”. “Now you know what he likes”, they all sang in unison.
Cindy and I eventually took off for my place. By now, she was horny as a hoot owl after seeing her brother with cum in his lips and the smell of my semen on his breath. They could all smell it wafting around the table as Jeremy began to explained it…and how much he had liked it. He said he was hooked. Monica asked, “would you do it again”? Jeremy answered, “OH YEAH…I’D DO IT AGAIN….AND AGAIN”, again to the screaming laughter of the girls.
When we were alone, the first thing Cindy said was, “OK, show me what you made my brother do for you. I said, “OK but I’ll have to pull over so we can get in the back seat”. She was eager and I was erect again. I could hardly wait to teach her the meaning of respect and she was licking her lips in anticipation of her lesson in obedience. This One loves being a GIRL…and all the things that go with it. Hey…so does her brother….LOL!

guys. there's this video apparently making waves in ZA of a girl giving a guy head while crushing gold fish. i've going through the web looking for this bloody video and i cannot find it.

all i know is, it's part of the squishing nemo fetish, but that site just returns a black screen. i know you perverts out there have a neck for finding shit like this, any help?

What would happen if gun nuts grouped together to invade canada and ended up winning against canada and taking over the governement and causing the canadian prime minister to surrender unconditionally to the united states? The p******** would have no choice but to sign off on the deal and give the canadian peoples a colonial status citizenship or even as slaves. all those would lead the charge against the canadians would have first rights to all the good properties and lands and all the sexiest women would be theirs as well.

what would happen then?

i forsee something like the old south would develop in the north, with giant maple syrup plantations in the east, giant wheat and bison ranches int he middle, and giant call=centres in the east, plus fishing and timber. all the canadians would be the new niggers in those lands, probably branded with a big maple leap brand on their foreheads, and forced to work as slaves for the upper class, which would be the heroes of america who led the invasion of the peaceable nation of the north.

in a few generations, those upper class amaerican conquerors would have bred a race of warrior-overlords who would be fit, fierce, know how to use a gun, and completely white. they would look at their soft, degenerate cousins to the south (the nigger-lovign americans) and launching a second invasion to free their white cousins from the perfumed bower of the lesser races of immigrants who have destoryed the great white race of American man.

I bet that soft america would not resist, because the toughest mofos would be in agreement with the invaders and take up sides with the conquerors, and they would recognise their kinfolk amongst them. also they would be turned on by the prospect of plunder and soft young pussy that would flow from the new world order. manys the man who would join an uprising in their native countries if given the promise of money, power and soft young pussy.

but then, once these sons of freedom and liberty and white mans power have won the canadian peoples and the american peoples, what then? would they resume the isolationist policies of the 1800s or would they spread their infectious war against the whole world and make the world again into a haven for the whites and the trigger happy?

Gone fishing with someones wife

Fishing Anyone?

Took this picture of one of my old fuck buddies on a fishing weekend away from the wife.  Should I post more?

What does this sound like to you? Have a discussion going on with someone I say this sounds like a breakup note and she thinks it's all a sarcastic hate note. 

That's why your car is at the house... you two are going to do whatever it is you want to do to make your busted up life feel whole again, and everyone else will be left to pay for it, like they always have had to do. If he fucks up my shit, oh well.... kills me? Great! Puts me out of my misery and saves me from smelling your fish twat and seeing your sag-a-tartar sweaty tuna tit again... but oh, fuck.... the times I just wanted to sit there and motor boat those floppy beluga beached whales with my I throbbing dick requiring popsicle sticks and duct tape just to keep it hard in the lack of erection that you would achieve for me... But come to think of it the impulsive vomiting that I would start inducing might stay from the smell from you know a good time to the good memories they won't be missed

I gave my coworker head in the middle of a park after work.

It was suppose to be in the car but I wanted something fun and risky. So we walked to this really nice but small public park against the ocean. We found a dark bench to do it at however there was a homeless man sleeping just a little ways down on one side of us and another guy fishing on the pedestrian bridge on our other side. We were basically next to the bridge opening in view if someone just looked over they would see use as they exited, it was so hot. And half way through that same guy walked down the bridge and if he had payed attention he would've seen us. Although it was at night it was pretty well lit. My coworker ended up coming down my throat, feeling his cock pulse in my mouth as he came felt great. After I got back to my car I realized how wet I was.

I made another post about getting fucked by this very same coworker too...can't wait for more!!

Took this tinder date fishing today. Now cuddling up for movie night. Wish me luck 

Hot ice fishing sluts? 

I confess I love to fuck married women behind their husbands backs. I have been with many over the years and it never ceases to amaze me just how easy it is to do with many supposedly high moral and upstanding wives. Sometimes it takes a long time...sometimes it take nothing but a bold advance. The longer it takes to seduce the sweeter the triumph when it does come. I meet them everywhere...but for the past ten years my life is one long production to meet married women. I am involved in community theater...I am the only masculine male there and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. I also join churches and become part of the scene....believe it or not..church women are the best and often times the easiest to seduce. Man that pussy is so ready for some better dick and I can often times get them to talk shit about their husbands and tell me they love getting a "real man" to finally fuck them. For me...there I nothing sweeter that bringing out the slut in otherwise prim and proper women. Like I said..sometimes it takes a while. I have spent years seducing some women. In the end though more fall to me than do not and almost all at least flirt back behind the backs of their husbands.

I confess this for a few reasons. One...the men that have some problem with a guy like me. I say FUCK YOU...if you fucked your women well I would not be able to hit it. Secondly....to the women of Motherless that are avowed sluts.....the good women of your communities are just as big of a whore as you are...they just hide it. The shit some of these married women say when I am railing the shit out of them would make a sailor blush.

Do any of you have a similar story? Lets hear all the dirty little secrets. As for the moral police..the cheated husbands...tell me how much some bastard like me fucked the shit out of your woman. All is fair.

Grandpa is looking for a grandson to share stories, build campfires, fishing, body paint, full body massage and play family fun games. You must not be more than 21 years old. Not too heavy and have a bright smile. Summer is the time to have family fun so lets have some. Minnesota.

Has anyone seen any pictures/videos of a mexican girl with jelly fish tattoo on her lower stomach? Seen them when i was younger, love see them again

I confess that I've been away from these boards for a couple years or so. Back then, they were pretty lively, with a lot of interesting threads. Wit and humor abounded.

You might imagine my surprise to see upon my return little more than total shit and fag threads. Seriously, it seems every other thread is about some insecure faggot begging for reassurance or fishing for compliments about his cock. Cock pictures are now ubiquitous, as pussy and tit pics once were.

What the fuck happened to this place and who decided to turn a perfectly decent hetero perv porn site over to the goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, disease-infested faggots?

For Christ's fucking sake, when did wet, creamy cunts, and juicy FEMALE asses go out of style?

You fucking ass pirates make me barf. Shouldn't you be out getting AIDS in a cum-drenched glory hole right now, instead of ruining a formerly great pussy site for the normal dudes?

If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is a so called actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. Read it all. Do not skip any sections. Do not skip ahead.

Pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

Note: For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off around Halloween. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.

CHILI, TEXAS STYLE !!!
Note from Frank: "Recently, while visiting Texas (I'm from Springfield, IL) I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original judge called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light beer booth, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that even though I was inexperienced as a Chili taster, the chili >wouldn't be all that spicy. Besides, they told me, I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting {censored-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, >sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will >eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. Atleast during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report

Fishing with my sister,  I love her tight ass