I confess that I am sincerely perplexed by the purpose or reasoning behind a facial. I understand the reason for the act in a porn flick, but completely fail to understand why I see it in so many amateur videos.

Why, in name of common sense, would anyone be tempted to remove their penis from a warm eagerly sucking mouth, wet pussy, or tight ass to finish himself off by hand on someone's face?

I sincerely just don't get it? Is it a power or submission thing?

i am looking for this video, its a vintage video and its about a male teacher teaching sex education to school girls at the end of the film he fails the girls

I'm married. How do I ask my wife if she wants a threesome? Failing that, how do I let one of her hot friends know that I want to fuck her, without her telling me to fuck off and telling my wife?

Everything about this site needs to be reset to the way it was a year ago. All of the "improvements" suck. The board sucks, the new format sucks, it has gotten harder to use on mobile devices despite the fact that more and more people are using mobile devices. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

Long story short the other day I posted about my friend who I have videos of her getting fucked and herself off but the uploads failed several times so I am redoing it here.

Anyway I must confess love seeing this girl out on the town and knowing what she looks and sounds like while getting fucked, cumming and cum on.

She has no idea I have these videos...

Few photos first...

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I am on a maddening crusade relocate a picture I stumbled across, and after an exhaustive (and failed) search, I figured I would turn to the boards and see if that might help. Its a picture of a girl in approximately her late teens wearing a strapless summer/sun dress. She's oriented looking to the right in the photo, the girl is perhaps a bit on the thicker side, but not overly so. I recall the pictures being fairly warm in tone, not like full-on sunset background or anything, but definitely lots of gold and yellows, color wise. I know I am begin scant on detail but I'm going solely off memory here. I feel like it's a photo i have stumbled across more than once, so maybe I'll get lucky. I'm attaching a google-image pic of a dress that was seemingly similar to the one the girl is wearing (although the girl in the photo is completely unrelated.)

Some of you are saying you wouldn't jump all over this? Yeah, shes slutty, married (unfaithful), does girl-girl scenes, has kids, works a bartending job, I'm still failing to see the downside.

If this isn't hot to you, I'd love to meet your wife ;)....

All of my nature wants to do something gor the Devil and my Lord that I like. But then I remember how mad I got. I blamed him for not communicating well and I did the same. I got so angry and anger actually was only me craving a little more space around him. We all have different ways of expressing the craving and care. I always liked his personality and way he expresses. Idk why my mind associate him being away as Him not liking me. But that's the way I felt and attacked. Truth is I don't feel anger or mad or something. I just crave and crave growth. The way He likes it and ways where I can get a little bit of just a little more space at His feet. So when He needs me I can do something. My submission towards Him always is bit scared that I am not doing enough. I guess that's normal when you care, you always want to be better. I felt I am failing because my Devil vanished again after saying He won't. Maybe I did failed then got mad because I crave being better. Understanding better. I don't wanna change a bit of Him. I just want to know more, walk the path more and have tasty playful reminders that we are okay. It's just two way street my Lord always agreed on that. So how am I do be good when I don't have chance to check where is His mind so I can be better. And that made me panic of losing what I crave, Him. I don't know is it attacking the personal space fact I just want to be there for someone I like nnd lust and playful with 

2 days ago, I was ready to die. I typed up the note but couldn't finish the deed. Never been one for attempts at anything, so I told no one. You bunch of perverts are the only ones who know.

I see a VA psychiatrist but he's completely full of shit. Our last session, his advice was to do nothing because I haven't hit rock-bottom yet. He did tell me to not spend excessively. I stopped taking the meds because I don't want to fail the bar again and my mind has turned to complete mush.

I'm a 21st-century Travis Bickel and hidebehind is one of my few social outlets. The only accomplishment I feel of late is uploading good porn and overtipping service providers. Went to the gym yesterday, that seems to help.

There's your reality for the day.

Enough of that shit, let's hear some fake erotic stories.

I confess that I have an huge desire to fuck my cousin. Shes slightly younger then me, natural blond with nice c cups, an athletic build and very sexy legs. Since I was a kid, i've used her panties to jack off with. The smell of a freshly used pair is just intoxicating. We used to swim together in our family pool, and I often initiated wrestling games, mostly because it gave me a reason to hold her close with the occasional accidental boob grab and such, or when shed try to lock her legs around my neck and id position myself so I had a plain view of her crotch (fav part, especially when the bathing suit got pulled to the side so you could see her pubes, or I was close enough that my face was literally within licking distance of her vag). Once, when she came home drunk she asked for a back massage, I had her lay on the ground and after a while rubbing convinced her I had to remove her bra because it was in the way, so she let me unclip it and pull it off her while she tried (failingly) to hide her breasts. after another ahort while, I talked her into pulling off her shirt which gave me a great view of side boob. I was sure to accidently move to far to her side and start massaging her tits until.shed catch on and id go back to the back amd slowly work my way to the boobs again. She enjoyed the the lower back portion, evan as I eventually had my hands down her booty shorts massaging her ass. As I moved closer to the inside of her thys she started breathing heavier, and in a test of guts I inched towards her pussy that even from a small distance I could sence was getting very moist. As my fingers started to touch her moist pussy lips she let out a short gasping shudder which almost drove me to ripping her shorts off and fucking her brains out but alass that moment when my dreams were to come true, her fucking boyfriend drives up with some of their friends, and shes up and stumbling to the door to go party some more. if that werent bad enough, nude pics she took of herself with her camera of her fingering herself and doing sexy posess that I raided were wiped out when my old hdd crashed.. Shes since moved out to live with her bf in another state. Fuck my life motherless....

Okay, so this happened a long time ago, but I still need to get it off my chest. And yes, it's true!I once went to the equivalent of a boarding school (ages 18 and up) and every year there was a reunion and that applied to every single class that had gone to that school for the past 30 years. The reunion took place on the weekend while the then current students were present. I'm sorry for the extra info, but it will be worth it. Anyway, about five years after I had attended, I was greeted by a girl about 19 years old. Not exactly gorgeous but nice enough, slightly chubby and definitely not the brightest bulb, but nice despite that.As it so happened, I had to share a room with another guy, who also wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but fortunately a nice guy.She was enamoured with both of us  so much so, that she wanted to have a threesome with us.I figured, okay, I'm in. That is to say until my roommate shared a bombshell I did not see coming. He confessed to me that he was indeed a virgin.Regardless of how much I wanted to have the threesome, my conscience kicked in and I came to the conclusion that his first time should not be a threesome.Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but this was not the right time to teach him something that he should learn from a woman, and the only partner he should have for his first time. She went on and on about everything she loved doing and she replied to my questions correctly. This told me that she was the real deal. As the hours passed, I knew that I was not able to be any decent sexpartner at such a late time. She talked about how she was going to the reunion the following year and she made me promise that if I was there on the reunion that year, that we would fuck.Well, horny and dumb me, thought, cool, and I said sure, I'm willing if you're up for it.And as particular date showed up, I went to the reunion and as she had promised, she was there.I was hoping to be let off the hook as I really was not that keen on fucking her. So when she said that if she found someone else that night, she would release me from the promise. You see, I always keep my word, if humanly possible. And here I was hoping against all hope that she would let me off the hook, but to no avail.I actually prayed, that's how desperate I was, but when she told me that she had failed to find someone new, I had to do it.We went back to my room and got undressed. She insisted that I should go first, and then she got undressed. She was plump and had a freshly shaved fat pussy. She sat on my lap while we were making out.She let me fondle her boobs as we were warming up to the main event. I then asked her to get on the floor and lift her legs up. She wasn't so keen at first, but I told her that her weight would make it difficult for me to get the job done properly. She obliged.I fingered her fat pussy and got her a little wetter than she had been and then I started to fuck her.I didn't take long before I came, but I wasn't done with her that easily. I then had her get on her knees and lick my cock clean. She wasn't too keen on the idea at first, but I told her that she had promised me that I could order her around and that she was okay with that.That was obviously a lie, but she didn't call me out on it, so she obeyed me like the slutty bitch I knew that she really was. I also fucked her fat ass and had her lick my cock clean afterwards.I will admit that the whole "session" took about an hour and a half.I finished with fucking her pussy before calling it quits. I kissed her on the forehead and told her to get dressed and leave.I did have a guilty conscience for about a minute, but I had to do her like that so that she wouldn't pester me for more. That's the only time I have done anything like that but I just had to.And that's it!

Bruce Josten, Executive Vice p******** for Government Affairs at the U.S. Chamber:
"If the 2001 and 2003 tax rates are allowed to expire at midnight 12/31, we'll witness the largest single tax hike in history. Hitting tax payers with $400 billion in new taxes the first year, and $4.5 trillion over the next decade.

Marginal tax rates, as well as dividends and capitol gains taxes, will rise. This will squarely hit tax payers ranging from the investors who pour capitol into job creation, to retirees and workers planning to retire.

The estate tax will come roaring back to 55%, and the exemption threshold will dip from $5 million estates to $1 million. Threatening the livelihood of many small businesses and family farms. In addition to the 2001 and 2003 tax rates, relief from the alternative minimum tax will lapse, along with many vital business tax provisions.

Unfortunately, earlier this week the Senate voted to raise taxes on small businesses, a bad idea according to Josten.

"Many of these businesses could see their top tax rates rise from 35% to nearly 45% and a heavier tax burden on our nation's job creators will have a chilling effect on hiring and expansion."

Josten also doesn't ignore the automatic spending cuts that will take effect:

"the ill-designed, across-the-board discretionary spending cuts- a result of the failed Deficit Supercommittee- were never intended to take effect.

If they do, they will disproportionately cut $500 billion in military spending. What's worse, they will fail to address the real drivers of runaway spending- MASSIVE and GROWING ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS.

Men MUST Give Mandatory Spankings
It's hard to maintain consistency when we have such a busy schedule and especially when my husband is out of town during most weeks. Sometimes we get to put in one solid week of submission training and I can really tell a difference in how I feel and how our marriage is during those weeks that he's home.

A spanking keeps me in line, and it keeps most women in line although the mainstream is afraid to face it or admit it. At first it feels embarrassing to say you need to be spanked, but after a while you realize there's no shame in it. Men are leaders and that doesn't mean women can't lead, but it means that we are designed to co-lead with the man.

Women have a whole lot more hormonal and emotional things happening in their bodies and minds than men do. I don't know about you but sometimes I can't even control my emotions. Sometimes I feel sad for no reason or irritable for no reason and that's when a being brought over his knee helps to refocus my energy and bring me to a happier place.

If I go a few days without being held accountable I start to use bad language, I get a negative outlook, I get crabby and hateful and angry, and then I end up getting a hard punishment lashing instead of the normal daily maintenance. I'd rather have the daily discipline than the punishment one any day of the week.

My bum is an instrument of peace in our marriage. When my husband is angry with me, we don't have to fight, he simply pulls down my pants and gives me a spanking, during which he releases his anger and I submit and the argument dies right there.

Being spanked is a stress release for a woman, especially if you paddle her until she cries. Making her cry might seem mean at first, but it isn't, it's opening the dam of her emotions and helping her release it all. Sometimes women just need to cry and then the world is a better place. Sometimes it takes a man's belt on her bare ass to provide that release.

Men, women need rules because rules make us feel protected and safe. Also, when we break a rule we need immediate consequences because that makes us feel noticed and loved. There is nothing worse in a woman's heart than if she feels unnoticed, uncared for or unloved. The worse times in our marriage have been when I've felt ignored by him or less important than other people or other things or like he was neglecting what was important to me. Those are big danger areas for a woman and men need to be able to recognize those areas and fix what needs to be fixed. Sometimes just getting on a routine discipline schedule will fill in the gaps and show her how much she is loved.

Men, be ready for your woman to test you out in public with her words or attitude. She may not even consciously know it, but this is a test. She wants to see if you will be strong enough to hold the reigns and follow through on your rules. It isn't always possible to discipline in public, but if the opportunity is there, take it. It will make a huge difference in your marriage. If you're out at a movie or a restaurant and there is a designated "family restroom" that is one room with a locked door, take your wife in there, lock the door, bend her over the sink and give her a belting or a hand spanking. If you are driving, pull into a secluded spot, open both the front and back door on one side of the car, bend your wife over the back seat so that the view is blocked by both doors and give her a hard paddling. I know of men who have taken their wife out to the parking lot, sat in the backseat of their cars with their wife over their knee and given them a walloping without anyone knowing. There are ways to make it happen when it needs to. At the very least, if you cannot make it happen, take her by the arm and whisper in her ear that she is going to get it when you get home. Let her anticipate the spanking for the rest of the evening and then upon arriving home, administer it immediately.

By making her spanking a priority in your life, you are making HER a priority. By caring enough to enforce the rules, you are telling her that you care enough about HER to make her feel safe and protected. It all begins with your hand on her backside in a consistent and permeating way.

So, if you have an inconsistent pattern, this is what you need to do:

1. Mandatory spanking every morning and every evening that you are together. This MUST happen without fail. Make time for it. Do this for a period of 14 days total if your weeks are broken up with travel or two weeks consistently if you are both home.

2. Seven of these 14 days she must exercise an attitude of submission by coming to her husband and asking to receive a spanking. This is in addition to the regular morning and evening sessions. Whenever you are together, for lunch, the middle of the night, it doesn't matter when, the wife must exhibit submission by going to the husband, taking off her clothes and asking him to discipline her. She may bring him a tool or he may use his hand, take off his belt, a spatula, ping pong paddle, hairbrush, whatever is at his disposal.

3. Prior to the morning and evening session, the wife must be given anticipation and reflection time. This is time naked and either in the corner or in spanking position, reflecting on her behavior and anticipating the discipline he is about to administer. It doesn't have to be a long period of time, 1-3 minutes is adequate.

4. Spankings must be long and hard to be effective. If her bottom isn't bright red and burning hot then it is not going to be effective. Hard, fast swats get the point across the quickest.

After 14 days she should hurt to sit down. Her bottom should be sore but her heart will be warm and so will your marriage.

Denver metro, looking for female sexual companion to explore the erotic, kinky, or perverse sides of Sex.
If you have lured unfulfilled sexual desires or fantasies that you can't or haven't been able to entertain or carry out for fear of reproach, humiliation, commitment shyness, denial; Whatever... Then give me a call.

I'm 43 yo, quiet, and very discreet. I'm in a failing relationship with a girl whom I love dearly. But sexual deviation towards unconventional illicit sexual behavior has made me all but unreachable to her. And it's compromised the friendship. I prepared to do whatever inspires you, and I'm prepared to leave it at that. It's a purely physical ,uncondional, recreation that exists purely for the sake of anonymity and self preparation

Student - Professor - Instructor story

I just became an instructor at a university on the west coast. Before starting, my friends joked that students would hit on me but i vowed they'd be met with rejection. That was naive of me...

This beautiful freshman of mine (slender, toned, used to play soccer, minimal makeup, 20) started attending my online office hours for genuine reasons and we really got along. At the end of one online office meeting she mentioned how she'd come to my next in-person office hours (which was last week). Despite finding her very attractive, I kept telling myself to get a grip and to stop fantasizing. That was also naive of me...

True to her word, she attended my in-person office hours last week. While we still have to wear masks, and while I'd never met her in person, I could instantly tell it was her walking through my door. She was wearing a tiny pair of short shorts that failed to completely cover the bottom of her ass and a crop top. Despite students normally sitting opposite me, she sat down on the chair closest to me. We conversed, joked about where we both grew up/accents, and then she decided to show me a picture of her parents' house on her phone... As she scrolled through her pictures, she rested her phone against my leg and leaned forward. I immediately panicked at the idea of a colleague walking through the door and I quickly moved away. I then asked her to sit opposite me as "those were the rules" (they weren't really rules, I was just afraid). I instantly felt like an idiot, and i still kind of do. I'd have done anything to have her little hands under my pants.

She consumed 45 minutes of my office hour and as she stood up to leave, I noticed her left short had risen/folded up, revealing half of her tight ass cheek and better yet, part of her crotch. As she was flinging her bag onto her back and making her final comments, my heart stopped... The action of slinging her bag had revealed part of her pussy lip as a result of her left short being raised even further (I could literally see a tan line). As I starred, I quickly realized she was unfortunately wearing nude colored panties, and there wasn't quite as much lip showing as I first thought. Nevertheless, the thought of this tight bodied 20 year old being (seemingly) oblivious to what was on display to my older eyes sent my heart into overdrive. All of those fraternity boys who have probably flirted with her in hopes of seeing her tender pussy, and here I was effectively being paid to spend time with her and gawp at her body. I couldn't help but imagine what her parents would think about their girl being looked at like that while they're at home paying her tuition. Their beautiful smart daughter parading her tight ass around campus as students and faculty looked.

She emailed me yesterday about meeting in person after Thanksgiving break along with a comment about how she enjoyed our chat. I have no idea what to do... If I could do what I wanted and she consented, I'd bend her over my desk and spank her tight, athletic butt cheeks that she happily parades around campus. I cant help but fantasize about pushing my face into her crotch, sweaty from walking around campus all day... before sliding into her warm pussy that she seems to obliviously display. All i want to do is lick her (probably) tiny butthole.

It is worth risking my job? What if the 'phone on my leg' thing was totally innocent and she has no interest in me? What if she's just after a good grade? Obviously I wouldn't do anything without her consent, so surely I have to wait for her to initiate things? Did I scare her off by asking her to sit across from me instead of next to me? What if she's a completely innocent ditsy girl, oblivious to what she's displaying to the campus?

I hope to be able to update this post after Thanksgiving with developments.

Who here has failed out of college, and how did you go about telling your family? I may have this problem on the horizon and I need advise. I became severely depressed this year and as a result I would become catatonic and lay in my bed for days. My GPA dropped a TON! I fear that my college may have failed me out. Some one please give me some advise, the hardest part is knowing that I let my family down and myself, I don't know how to handle it.

On wednesday I am going to have some spare time, so I am planning on heading into the city, leading up to that I will have eaten a proven diet that results in a high fart output. when in the city i hope and intend to put myself in positions that mean i am in close confinement with other people, once this has been achieved I wish to let some of these stinking farts out and let those enjoy them. if this fails my back up is to shit my pants. one of my main targets will be busy lifts

MissAliceAnna

spam failed, anyone here have any of her videos?

I confess that I have nothing big to look forward to. I've been living without a thought for tomorrow for 6 years now. Business ideas of mine I tried within those years didn't and don't work and I lack any motivation to continue trying.

I am normal in the sense that I am easily distracted.

Sometimes I hate my life but then I drink some sugary ice tea and I feel happy again. Fortunately I weigh 84 kg at 1.82 meters and it's not all fat.

I just pictured myself in 10, 30 years and this thought is awful.

Then I tell myself, that everything will be okay. And I drink some more sugary ice tea.

I developed a natural resistance to people telling me I needed to get my life in order. I wait for them to finish yelling(I wouldn't even listen to them if I was successful, cause nobody yells at me with my approval) so I continue doing what I did before.

I write this hoping to read something I haven't read before.

What I have read before:

- Get a job
- Get a life
- Get a girlfriend
- Study at university

To which I always ask back: Why should that work for me if everything else failed?
I've already studied at university.

I had a first date with a woman I met on craigslist last night. She is well into bbw territory and I really didnt think I would enjoy spending time with her. Kinda hypocritical since I am a fat ass myself. Anyway took her out to a movie then dinner, ended up back at her parents house that was filled with all her sisters children so we ended up just hanging out outside.

As we talked it kept getting colder so we built a small fire about 40 yards behind the house. Just large enough to be warm but not so big as to be really bright and light us up alot. we just sat there for like an hour talking holding onto one another looking at the stars. about then is when I started working my hand up her belly to her breast, no protests so started kissing her as I fondled her. she told me I was getting her wet and I had better finish what I started, put my hand down the front of her pants and I swear she had the wettest, slickest pussy I have ever felt. It was weird at first because I am used to thinner women, it was like the first time I ever felt one again trying to figure out just exactly where her clit was. we had talked earlier about how she had never had any of the guys she had been with before give her an orgasm, I figured I was going to do my damndest to try and change that. I worked her pussy with my fingers and she moaned into my lips as she held onto my arm and her other hand held the back of my neck, keeping my pressed into the kiss stifeling her moans.

She started rubbing my cock through my jeans and told me that she couldnt wait to feel my dick deep inside of her. I laughed and said well why wait. Or whats stopping it from happening now. I cant remember exactly now. she kinda bit her lip looked at the house, pulled her pants down to her knees and turned her back to me so I could enter her from the rear (way too much belly between the two of us to do any kind of missionary) shuffled around to get lined up and just about burried myself to the root on the first thrust. I will never EVER talk bad about a fat woman again. It has been a while since I have had sex, I have been having a bad dry spell, but her pussy is probably the best I have ever been in. She was so wet everything slid so effortlessly... I am haveing a hard time thinking how to even describe it. Most people I have been with I have quite a bit of sexual stamina, but her, between my lack of pussy lately and just how fucking good it felt I was about to cum after only maybe a min and a half, pulled out to try and cool down and went back to working her with my fingers, got her to roll onto her back and licked her for a few moments but she said she wasnt very comfortable with it, that it felt good but it was just weird for her so she changed up positions again and wanted to go doggy style because it was her favorite position (THANK YOU!!!!!) even after having not been in her for probably three min less than 30 seconds later I was ready to cum again. Pulled out and I came harder than I can ever remember. I tried to catch it in my hand so I wouldnt geet it all over her blanket. I failed. It was dark and I couldnt see that well but it felt like it was a porn quality load. when I flicked it off in the grass it made a very satisfying splat, LOL it was loud enough to surprise her.

So why is in this in the confessions? Because that is the first time I have EVER had sex on a first date, or out in the open, even if it was at night. Kinda feel guilty for moving as fast as I did with it. Normally I like to build a relationship before having sex with someone. And to confess I was not able to make her cum u.u

She did say it was the closest she has ever got before and she is looking forward to try number 2 :D

p.s. please excuse the typing errors, I am slightly dyslexic

Later you motherless sons of dogs.

Need to get this out my head so I don't let it ruin me. One nigh after a family party I stayed late so that I can help clean up after everyone left. My cousin named A asked me if I was staying over longer so that we can drink some more. I told her I was going to and she was super excited. Cousin A myself and few other family members say around the table talking and drinking. As the night went on everyone was starting to get tired and heading out. Cousin A and I were the only ones left. So we sat down in the living room to talk. She opened up to me about her relationships and started getting into detail about being fucked on or guys sucking her tits. She cuddled up next to me and I started to rub her collar. Softly at first then slowly moving down. She kissed my neck and nodded. I reached further down and started to tease her a bit. She kissed my neck more. Since she was wearing a skirt it made it easy to grab her ass and squeeze. When I did she started squirming more. She then pulled her head up and mounted me as we started kissing. I grabbed her waist and kissed her more. My tongue mixing with hers. My hands around her waist pulling her close. She told me to get up so I did and she led me to the bathroom. There she turned off the lights and I felt her hands travel down my body and undo my pants. I felt her mouth on my cock and she showed me what she was talking about about. I then picked her up and went to remove her panties but they were already gone. I ate her out on the bathroom sink before flipping her around and ramming my cock into her. The soft moans and the "fuck me" voice drove me wild as I continued to pound her. I pulled out and picked her up and fucked her on top of the sink again her legs wrapped around my waist as we kissed. I came deep inside her as she moaned. We tried to get our clothes on but failed to do so and walked out of the bathroom. She gave me a kiss and told me let's continue on her room. So I happily followed her. We fucked for a while. Laughing and having a good time. We panicked though when her brother woke up for work and we could hear him outside the door walking around. After he left we kissed one last time before I left.

This is my ex girlfriend. She made this video when her friend sent her a video of me fucking her cousin. The moaning you can hear at the start is her playing the video of me and her cousin. I would regularly cheat her,and her on me. I would spend all weekend out on the sesh and fucking anything that even smiled at me. I was over confident and my ego was a monster I would be blatant with my intentions and tell girls I have a girlfriend and I just want to fuck. Now we had a great sex life. Well I say great. But it was more the frequency of the fucking. But if we only knew how filthy each other really were. We would just give each other relationship sex. Enough to make a mess but nothing exciting. I would be filth with these ohlther women treating them like sluts and have the wildest sex. Only to come home and have the old-fashioned couple sex. I knew she was cheating and I that's why I always stepped it up a gear. She would go have a quickie with some dealer in the back of car. I would go take copius amounts of party bits and have group sex orgyies with my mates and random woman from nightclubs. Her cousin was there one night and I vaguely remember when I slid it in to that tight pussy the moan "I can see why she likes you, but she's fucking so and so. Just so you know". At that I thrust hard deep inside. I felt her 19 yo lips grips hold of my 7 inch. (Granted not the biggest, but 2.1 inch thick. She bucked and rode like a rodeo rider. I didn't last long before my friend and his piece of fun come the room. They laughed and just sat on the bed. The cousin started to clean me up, gently guiding my jizz covered tip to her mouth. Her friend but in. And said she wanted some I looked at my friend to see if they was any problem I just gave me the wink. ( his lengths bigger than mine but skinny like a pencil like 9.5 long but 3/4 thick. They were competing to get me hard again. And as I got lost in the moment I failed to see the phone recording. I've since seen the video and she started with herself sucking me and then her friend taking turns. I got excited and grabbed the phone began to watch it back and and seen it had been sent.... well im not a half's kinda guy so. I got the phone, flash on. Talking filth the the two sluts in front of me. They had started rubbing each other by then. Video rolling. I turned full director mode. Talking filth. The party bits took over I got brash. ( praise my cock.tell her much you loved it inside you l. Tell her how wet it made you.) Her friend turned to me licking her fingers and put me back in her mouth. The cousins was giving her hole perfect attention. They way a woman knows a woman, they squirmed and riggled. They both started whaling the cousin enjoying her hole. While the friend was giving me the sloppiest, naughtiest blow job ive had to date. Any way of my friends joined in and the party had died down. So the girls friends came to see where we all went. The shock of their faces and almost nativity as they giggled and gasped. They soon realised that the girls where all involved and having good they stripped off and the other girl left the room. We all took turns recording. And swapping round. The mattress was damp for a week. I sent the extended edition to the ex girlfriend and told I know what she has been doing and who with. Oh and that your cousin likes my length alot. She didn't reply for 20 minutes or so. But we all continued. I woke up in the living room naked the cousins head on my chest. And the friends head in my lap. Is was stroking my peniss absent mindedly. As  people started to get the next day they was a mischievous yet almost guilty air in the house we all smirked as we passed each in the house trying to find our stuff. I checked my phone to see several missed called and video chats from the ex. The cousin came to me and said "she's sent this" I watched it... we all did and recognised our own moans in the background. I was rock hard instantly it was throbbing so much it hurt. Underneath there was a message say I filmed that to warm me up for ******. One of many lads she had on the side. I didn't feel angry or jealous. I was horny but didn't feel the expected heart break of having done to me. What had been done to her. I was disappointed.. for one, if I had known how filthy and kinky she was I probably wouldn't have wondered. But I also think she hid that from me. We patched things up and i got a slice of the filthyness. We even watched the video while we fucked. But the damage was done. We couldn't be together after that. True love is unconditional she knew i was horny filthy man slag, and I knew she had a slut inside her, she justbdidnt give me it. It came out from time to time when she would call after a nught out. We met up a few years later and she looked unbelievable. I did too. Although still had a massive ego. It soon led to us fucking when she landed at mine one morning after some stranger had dumped a load in her down an alley. She would come in put my cock straight in her mouth and started ratching the cum out of her licking of her fingers like the pink dildo. She lives the taste of cum. Hers, mine, anybodies. We often sneaky link im married now and so is she but nobody knows how to fuck each other like we do. But my wife gives better blow jobs. I joke about it with her while she's trying to drain me. She tell me her husband is thicker than me . She knows the narcissist in me makes me fuck like  point to prove.I lost the video i sent her and i thought this was gone too. Its my go to video for a quick release. 12 mins when she makes those little noises drives me insane. She's has a few other videos on here ive found. Few webcam and selfshot videos. I don't miss her but i do miss the pussy

My softball team had an end of year party that consisted pretty much of just drinking. Then someone came up with a game called Soggy Cookie. A cookie was put on this small table and all the players crowded round jerking off on the cookie. Then everyone was asked a question and the first guy to get theirs wrong had to chow down on the cum-coated cookie. Everyone knew this totally dozy guy would get his question wrong, and he did. So he ate the cookie. The thing is, he's so unintelligent that he thought doing so made him the man, enhanced his standing in the team. But, to the contrary, everyone was secretly disgusted that he had done it because no way in hell was anyone else gonna eat that disgusting jizz-smothered stinking thing even if they failed to answer their question. A couple of the boys said when they got home they had great sex with their GFs because their GFs were turned on by another guy having eaten their men's gooey tadpoles. Kinda gross if ya ask me.

Open to everyone, post your age, gender and top 3 (or three of your top) sexual wins.
Add a body count if you want to. I'll go first.
42, M. 
1) 1st gf in college. Waiting 3 months then gave me her v card.
2) had a gf let me be the 1st to cum up her ass after months of tickling and using my hands and tongue to open her up to the idea.
3) Fucked a girl my roommate was interested in. 

Mine are pretty vanilla I guess. Maybe the fails are more interesting? Top 3 fails you ask?
1) Fucked a girl my roommate had a crush on. No condoms, spur of the moment, felt myself about to cum as I put it in her. Didn't last long, came on my mattress between her legs. She left fast.
2) Took an ex to a strip club. Ex said she was bi but we had never invited anyone else into bed. As it closed we chatted with other patrons on the sidewalk. Met a couple and went to play strip poker and truth or dare at an after party. Ex sucked other guy and ate other girl in front of me, I was left out of most of the fun b/c the other girl wasn't that into me. Didn't even cum.
3) Had a hot girl ready to fuck me in the woods near a beach but I was nervous about being caught do after we had made out for awhile in the bushes we left. She was mad at me afterwards, ruined the whole day.

Picture is just for the 👀

I confess that I am a white man who has an extreme sexual attraction to the ebony ladies. I find these dark skinned beauties to be so arousing that words at time fail to describe. Unfortunately where I live they are very rare or non existent. I desire to soon travel to the USA where I would hope to spend some time in the company of these gorgeous females.
Is there anyone here that would like to discuss any aspects of dating/relating and having sex with these stunning girls? In particular I would love to know some tips on how to best meet them and get into a position where I could get intimate with them.
Of course any pics would also be welcome.

i wish my nosy and noisy neighbour would just fuck off back to what ever dirty smelly vagina she came from, fucking hate todays generation they have no repect for anyone or anything no wonder they fail at everything in life!
and im glad that my generation fucked up the planet for them, because as i look towards the future i see no hope for there kids or them selves!
so in the words of my generation FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF!!!!!

This chick is super hot, oh the things I would do to her. And she would probably be ok with it :)
I've heard lots of stories about her and she just makes me rock hard without fail.

If anybody has seen more of her then that would be awesome, I've already done all of the standard reverse google search. Probably not much good though since these are just Facebook pics.

I confess that i watch porn differently than men. I am sure many women who enjoy porn like I do,would agree. We look at different things. we appreciate different aspects than typical males. I dont think its odd or unnatural. Women and men find different things sexually stimulating. Men are very visual,as we are more emotional or so they say...

One thing I notice in most porn clips,and I pay extra attention to the webcam or self taken vids for this... is how we initiate oral sex. Not the act itself. i personally like to open foreplay with oral. i like to be penetrated right after receiving oral,or i have learned to start the festivities. besides the guys lasts longer in my experience if he gets sucked off for a little bit then does some work of his own before actual intercourse.

Most girls will take a few licks from the side,the n drive right in. some lick around the head then dive right in. Some might even grab,lift,give the balls a few licks then dive right in... usually though without fail,here is a few seconds of minor play before we take it into out mouth.. Now how deep,and all those things are totally different. I am just talking about initial contact.

Every so often though,i see a girl just dive right in. maybe a few tugs first.. ofcourse most pros do it as well. even going a step further as to start with a wet handjob... But my question is... do we cross over from tip toeing slightly around before diving in.. or is it a one or the other thing... Is it a learned behavior or an innate behavior?

IDK. im in an odd mood today. Just alot of randomness going in and out of my head.

Hey motherless I got some breaking world news! Pakistan Lifts YouTube Ban!

for 3 Minutes.... XD

"ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — A ban on YouTube, which Pakistan imposed after an anti-Islam video caused riots in much of the Muslim world, was lifted Saturday, only to be reinstated — after three minutes — when it was discovered that blasphemous material was still available on the site.
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After months of criticism of the ban, the government decided to allow Pakistanis to have access to YouTube again, saying steps had been taken to ensure that offensive content would not be visible. But those efforts apparently failed, and the authorities quickly backtracked.

The ban was imposed on Sept. 17 following violent protests in response to the video, which was made in the United States and ridiculed the Prophet Muhammad. The government then ordered all telecommunications companies to block Internet material deemed offensive to Muslims and urged people to report such material.

But the ban on YouTube came to be seen as censorship, and a growing number of the estimated 25 million Internet users in the country complained.

“This is purely a naked power play by the government and one that we should resist,” an editorial in The Express Tribune, an English-language daily newspaper in Karachi, Pakistan, said Friday. “This is about controlling our behavior and denying us access to the Internet.”

“We need to make it clear that we do not wish to regress to a dark age when a centralized authority controlled all access to information,” the editorial, observing the 100th day of the ban, went on to say. “Retreating to such an era would essentially mean that we were longer living in a democracy.”

By Friday evening, Rehman Malik, the country’s interior minister, indicated that the ban would be lifted over the weekend. Mr. Malik said firewalls by government technicians were being installed to block pornographic and blasphemous material.

On Saturday, the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority directed local Internet service providers to make YouTube accessible. But by the afternoon, Geo, a private television news network that wields immense influence, reported that anti-Islam and blasphemous material was still available on YouTube. The criticism was led by Ansar Abbasi, a right-leaning journalist who often speaks out on morality and religion.

Yielding to the criticism, Prime Minister Raja Pervez Ashraf then ordered providers to again block access to the video-sharing site.

The flip-flop drew an immediate rebuke from users and led to a flurry of jokes on Twitter about the government’s dithering and backtracking.

“YouTube is a huge convenience for users, who benefit from it for educational as well as entertainment purposes,” Zubair Kasuri, the editor of Flare, a Karachi-based telecommunications magazine, said in a telephone interview. Mr. Kasuri expressed surprise over the government’s failure to install an effective firewall mechanism despite having months to do so."

Hows that for fucking retarded?

Motherless uploads barely work for me. Nearly every kind of file I choose says "upload failed" immediately. This happens on every browser, with adblock on or off and any combination of settings. My connection is really fast, both up and down. What gives?

Your message failed validation: Your IP address is black listed by one of more anti-spam organizations (xbl.spamhaus.org)

Why do I keep getting this message every once in a while? I never spam on these boards, I don't get what I'm doing wrong...

I'm quite active on the boards though. Is there some limit as to how many posts I can make a day? Any advice on this would be welcome.

Lets just say that I was a guy looking to spy on my family (wife & daughters) while they use the bathroom or changing in their bedroom. I'm looking for some spy equipment or recommendations from those who have done or are currently doing the same (hypothetically of course.

I'm kinda looking for a device that (1st) plugs into a wall outlet so I'm not changing the batteries all the time, like the clock radio but not cause too many people already know of such an obvious device, (2nd) that has wireless video transmit so I can watch stream, (3rd) not to ask too much but settings such as motion detection for when I'm not there.

Specs don't have to be exact, what I'm really looking for is like minded dads, stepdads, voyers to share their current setup, what has already failed or a must have.

Thanks
P4L

I confess, "The Game" for chatroulette WORKS!!!

But I failed....three girls were in it and were doing some of it....but they were all doing different things...so i couldnt keep up. The were like, were passed 100! haha....and thought i was stupid :( so i need help too...

When theres more than one girl...how do i approach "The Game" ?

Blow kiss - 10 etc that kind of game.

Would anyone happen to have any of Bianca Byndloss' old porn star foot fetish videos. All of Google has failed me and the Tumblr looks to have been deleted. :(

So I am a married man! Not in the happiest of situations but stable enough to get through with what we have. I have four kids including a hot ass step daughter! She is very clingy on me and lately all she wants to do is be around me. A few weeks ago I let one go in the shower in her name! That night my wife asked for some and I couldn’t do it cause I was already drained. Well that didn’t sit well. About a week later my wife tells me our marriage is failing and we need to fix it. So we decide to have random sex around the house. Well one night I was drinking heavy and as my wife is turning everything off to go to bed I creep behind her and put my hand over her mouth and with the other hand I pull down her pajama pants and I take my dick out and bent her over the kitchen counter. I’m there for a good 5 mins but I can’t cum. And then from the corner of my eye I see my step daughter by the stairs. I never made eye contact with anyone like I just did with her. All of a sudden I’m shooting up the inside of my wife’s pussy like it was the first time. As I take my cock out I look over at my SD biting her lip and heading back upstairs. Has any ever experienced something like this where they have to think or see someone else in order for them to be able to function in bed? 

Sniffed 2 pairs of my gfs mothers used panties recently! Not as 'used' as I would have liked, small amount of clear pussy juice on the 2nd set. Also we wer sharing a car ride to a party an I was in the back with her so I deliberately left my hand over on her side as she got in and she sat right on it and didn't even say a word like oops or anything just waited til I moved it, so I moved it just a little so that just a little of my hand was touching her thigh/ass was only for a few secs each time but she couldn't have failed to notice, still she said nothing, sure she's caught me looking at her vag bulge in her leggings a few times hope I can be alone with her.

I am a long, long time visitor of this place. I married young, and divorced young, in my 20's, so over the past 20 years, I was alone, taking care of my offspring.

Now, I was never pretty, one might say that I am quite the opposite, my ex was the only man I ever had, and that, along with my lack of beauty, took a big impact on my self esteem. So I spent all of those years alone, without anyone, and my body wanted sex, so I ended up in places like this one, looking for thrill, but without guts to ever seek it myself, in real life.

That ended last night, as my brakes finally failed, and I did something unimaginable - I got spit roasted by two guys in their early 20's.

I won't go into details, but here is my confession - I loved every second of it, and I was such a fool to let life fly past me, while I could have lived it.

I know this confession is not the most exciting one, but it is my first, and last, life awaits.

What a hard Fail of this beatiful girl...

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Linsey Vonn

I'm am utterely obsessed with my mum and 2 younger sisters. But mainly the older of my 2 sisters. Everyday without fail I watch her leave the house and I go to her room and find the dirties most pungent worn panties I can. Then I pull of my already standing to attention soldier and get to work. Sometimes I can find her dildo and suck that clean to. But where do I go from here

Part 16: [rest of the story on my profile :) ]

This is about Haley again (look at part 13 if you dont remember). At her 26th birthday I fucked her. At that point Anna was already pregnant with her second kid (guess who the father is ;) ).

A week after Haleys birthday we had a date. We went swimming in a lake. You had to pay for swimming there, but in turn, there were changing cabins. We changed in different cabins, I just put on simple trunks. Haley changed into a swimsuit. I usually prefer bikinis, but her swimsuit was so tight fitting, it was sexier than any bikini could have been. We were shy around each other, like teenagers on a first date. I complimented her on her looks and she blushed. Then I took her hand. She hesitated for a split second, but then smiled.
Me:"It feels right."
H:"yes."
We chose a place to put our blanket down, then directly went swimming. It was a hot summer day, so a lot of people were at the lake, especially on the lakefront. So we decided to swim to the middle of the lake. When we got there we started making out. Wasnt so easy since we had to stay afloat. We failed and laughed alot, but some kisses landed where they belonged. Eventually, we swam back. We stayed in the water for a while longer. We had brought some picnic stuff, some bread, cheese, grapes. We ate some, then Haley laid on her back. I started feeding her grapes, then started throwing them so she had to catch them with her mouth. Afterwards we went swimming once again, before we decided to leave. I pulled Haley into a "Family" cabin. I hugged her from behind and slit my fingers between her legs. She moaned softly, so I put a hand on her mouth. When my fingers went into her pussy, it was already wet. And no, not from water. She bent over and I dropped my trunks. I pushed her suit bottoms aside and slit my dick right in her wet hole. I went in so fast, a muffled moan escaped her throat. I pulled out a little to ease the tension, but she immediately pushed her hips back and herself onto my dick. In a few moments we were fucking hard. We made sure not to make any noises or shake the walls. Her pussy gushed after just a few minutes. She signaled me to stop and went down on her knees. Her lips and mouth felt warm against my dick. She sucked me off like she needed my cum to survive. I came after just a few seconds. She swallowed every bit of cum.

We got dressed and went to a restaurant. The food was great, Haley looked amazing in her yellow low cut top and shorts. Afterwards we went back to the lake, but at a spot where you cant swim. As we watched the sun went down, I spontaneously asked Haley:"Do you wanna be my girlfriend?"
She looked surprised. Then she cuddled closer towards me and said "yes." We stood there for a minute longer, just enjoying each others company. After the sun went down, we went home (to my house). When we arrived, Haley pushed me into the bed room, on the bed and stripped me. She climbed on me and fucked me so fast that afterwards my dick was red and even a little burned. Her moans got so loud, I was affraid the neighbors might hear her. My cum filled her pussy soon after.

Anna was happy for the both of us. She said she wouldnt trust anyone else with her sister. O/C I still had sex with Anna. And it was even better because she knew I fucked her sister, maybe just a few hours before. Anna and Jim wanted to move for the new kid. To have more space and more rooms. They did find a house, which was way too big for just one family (and also hardly affordable for just one family). So Haley and I decided to move in with them. It was the perfect solution for me and Anna. And also for the kids. So after just 12 months of relationship, Haley and I moved into a house together. And after just 2 weeks of living there, we decided that we had to fill the house....

End of Part 16

i confess all this week Keira Knightley will be in my town shooting for a movie. i'm going to sneak in her trailer and hopefully have my way with her.you heard it here first folks, the taking of Keira Knightley is happening.
and if my plan fails, i'm going to run on set and flash my dick to her.

I have been trying to get back together with my ex girlfriend as of late and it is constantly failing because she is being a stupid fucking cunt. I really cannot stand being ignored, being blow off, being scheduled around, snotty ass replies, or simply put dumb--fucking reasons. When I say goodnight, you say goodnight back. When I say good morning, you say it back. If I ask a question and I know you're at the phone, fucking reply. I am nearly at the point where I am going to post naked pictures of her for just being such a bitch to me. You know honestly, I am a nice guy, a reasonable guy, merciful, but when you test me....I get angry. Time is running out and my patience is growing extremely thin bitch.

Four days and still waiting for three images, all adult, to be approved is a bit long. I fail to understand how some take six hours and some like mine days. Is there a backlog? If so get rid of the one to three days notice. Approving pictures should take less time then videos which is around seventeen hours sometimes ten but to me that's a miracle.Thank you ahead of time for your response. Anyone else having these issues?

That whole FluiDE shit is a big lie! There no "new" inventions, everythings been invented a long time ago and is bein published in stages, according to plan. Stupid zeitgeist and stupid people. They need time to get accustomed to a new idea.. I'm thru! Any of my attempts of speeding up the process failed. Capitalism is fake! And it's pprogressing fail, but you dont notice it you cant' tell the differenc because you dont know any alternatives! Imnnot talking of political structures here you shitshards. But yure messed up. And your mind is bound to the zetgeist. You only know of few languags and you think in those languages thinking "that is you!" well thats NOT you!I just want to improve things but i end up consfusing people. LCARS has been around for how long? 3d desktops? But it's too ahead of its time... fuck fucking FUCK! i hate being stuck here . . . . fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

my neighbor is makin me horny for her. lately every time im mowing the grass she will come out of her house & do some yrd work mostly pulling weeds and such. so that her ass is always pointing in my direction. without fail she will twist & turn depending on my position in the yrd. she has a fine ass & its making me super hot thinking she knows whats shes doing.