I love driving down the highway flying at 90+ mph [sometimes over 100] stroking my cock to some metal or techno, pants down to my knees.

The combination of the speed, the music, and the risk of being seen in broad daylight [or worse yet pulled over by a cop] makes for the most exhilarating wank.

this girl in my neighborhood comes over to my place asking to borrow $50 for her fix, i ask her what do i get in return, she says your money back, i replied, come on now you think im gonna get it back, hows that suppose to happen when you have no source of income, so jokingly i said lets go in my room and earn you that $50, we both laugh and she says am i serious i said if you want to, she hesitates and says ok but not to mention it to anyone else, so i lay her flat on her stomach and just fuck her good an idea came to mind, so i pulled out my dick and just put it in her asshole, i give her a few good hard thrusts as shes trying to squirm away and says in pain not in my ass, i knew it was in there i just pretended to act like i didnt know, i must have given her 10 good pumps in the ass, its not like she can run to the cops or her aunt with this, she sold her body for her opiate fix, maybe it taught her a lesson and not to do it again because the next guy might not be so forgiving

I am a 19 year old man living in Tennessee.

A few years back I began a steamy affair with an adult woman.

I always thought she was sexy and I had been messing around with my mom for a time. I tried to find a way to get tis woman to have sex with me, after all, I was only 13.

I finally tried getting a boner and letting her see it and when I saw her look, I rubbed it...

She closed the door and rubbed me through my pants. I was so horny..

That is all we did. I was so horny I went home and fucked my mom really hard, my rubber broke and I did not even stop.

I think about a few weeks wnet by and she asked for my cell, and then started sending me pics. First they were just her dancing and in bra and stuff, but then she sent me one of her pussy.

The next time we were alone she was going to take me home, but we went to her house and I fucked her, she did not make me wear a rubber either, she felt really good, she was skinny and hot, where my mom was not.

We fucked a lot but she got careless and her husband caught her taking pics wit her phone and he took her phone.. and saw our texts and knew it was me, and somethings we had said pissed him off and he called the cops.

She got in lots of trouble and is still locked away, but I miss her. I still mess with mom, but not so much anymore. People watch me now and I am scared, I did not tell on her, and I do not feel like a victim.. I know some girls are having sex with their brothers and dads and stuff and I know now that it is better to just not talk to anyone and enjoy the sex because once the cops got involved everyone lost everything, we lost a lot of stuff and the cops are always watching me because she sent me pics and stuff after she got caught too, so now the cops are always up my ass and I cant do anything and people do not want to be around me because the cops are always around.

It was just sex, just sex... I really hate america now, they are so weird about people having sex with teens, but when I turn on facebook all I see is sex ads and shit... stupid.

My life is shit now and I guess i will just wait for her to get out becuase no other girl wants to date me.

i've come upon hard times and i used to sell nudes here a while back and made a few bucks here and there.
but i'm starting to see that there's a possibility that it isn't safe? people talking about cops and shit and i'm not really here for all that.
so, my main question is, is it safe to sell nudes/videos of yourself?(and yes i can prove it's actually my nudes!)

My ex-bf was paid to harrass this poor guy who had a nice little farm the whole idea was to drive him crazy so he would leave so the bitch and this other guy she was fucking could have the farm for her h0rses. this went on for a couple of years until she did eventually leave now I know that they poisioned his d0g while he was away, the bitch and the arsehole did all this nasty shit making the innocent guy look so bad the cops are involved, they are all nasty people.

I'm sick of the cops pulling me over so they can look at all my hot selfies.

I confess that I showed a cleaning lady in a late night gym how I wanked while I was waiting for a taxi. She didn't see me at first and my cock got hard as she bent over to pick up trash. When she stood a few meters from me she saw me l, picked up a phone and probably called the cops. But awry Jesus was I hard before that....

I confess

# 1 Every person on this planet is raised to be "straight". Religion society and the media program/mental conditioning/stalkhome syndrom/brain wash men in thinking gay is bad. Gay men are represented as hyperfeminin flamboyant and utterly obsessed with sex. Point being most gays can't relat to this thus they think they are not gay... Gay men are more then capable of having sex with women excluding the impotent. Sadly its not hard to ... a chick. Most gays go thru that phase and usually lasts their intire life. The scary part is these men think they are invinceable. Ex if he doesn't think hes gay he can't catch sti's normally associated with being gay...

#2 Contrary to statistics over 70% of men are gay. 80% are and will remain closeted for their lifetime... what most closet gays don't understand being gay is NOT a choice regardless of how hard you try aka marriage children...

#3 The word bisexual is a copping mechanism. Falling back to point #1 if you can't relat you must not be... unfortunitly gay is NOT a choice it is 100% genetic usually passed down from the father. The world makes being gay a joke people are being prosecuted in russia the middle east for example... Even more terrifying only gays hate gays.

I'm 45 married guy who recently discovered I like wearing panties, especially at work (I'm a cop) currently pulled over with my panties on and a butt plug on stroking my cock

I so badly want to fuck either my mother inlaw and/or sister inlaw.

MIL always dresses nice, but covers up a lot. I always tried to gently cop a feel when i can. Incidental brushing or a hint of side-boob when hug/kiss goodby etc. Ive tried to get a few sneaky pics but im rarely alone with her and she rarely reveals anything at an opportune time. Any tips?

My SIL is younger than me and a total babe. When i house-sat a while back i would steal her bras and panties. Id wear her knickers out to work even. Several knickers, bras even a few shoes (shes a shoe fanatic) got cummed thouroughly. Shes always so perky and bubbly. Not afraid to playfully flirt with me either, even in front of my wife (who trusts us). She recently got a bf, but i still see her around pretty often. Wish i could get a heap of pics of her. Tips? thanks

They say timing is everything and that was true for me today.

I get off work at noon on Fridays. I stop at the bank and get some cash and go to one on the many full service massage parlors near me for some stress relief. Today the girl I got was a hot Latina from Nicaragua who gave me a good pounding that really drained my balls.

I was thirsty and hungry after my session and walked over to this burger place in the same strip mall. While I am sitting there eating I see all these cop cars pull into the parking lot. I looking out the window and I see them pull up in from of the MP and raid the place. Wow half an hour time difference and it could have been me in there.

Here's something disturbing:

A thread on the confession board starts with someone announcing themselves as a thirteen year old girl. In fact, the first sentence is, "I am 13/f." The thread is here:
http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V0BF32FF

The person goes on to create another thread:
http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/V1C782E5

The person even creates a profile:
http://mlos.pika777.eu.org/m/mskaylaaddy

This person identifies "herself" as 13/f, and uses a particular photo to identify "herself" as the poster before creating a profile. "She" goes on to use the same photo, and continues posting.

It's a possibility that this is a law enforcement trap, which means this person is here to get members of Motherless, or even Motherless itself, in legal trouble. I really like this site because it's far more than just some website to get off. I'd really hate to see it shut down because some cops pretended to be a thirteen year old girl on a site that reinforces the "eighteen years old and up minimum" and forgot to snag her/him/them.

This is like an underage person trying to buy liquor. The cashier will get arrested and fired on the spot. Don't be that cashier.

chris hansen - "i'm not a predator; i'm tryin to you halp you cops/fbi do your job.."

Does anybody want to get fucked by a cop besides me, if you are a cop, please fuck me!

Today I was with my sexy mother and we went to Canada. We got pulled over and the sexy female border cop called me and my mother a couple. I was instantly turned on.

I had my first experience with a prostitute tonight. She gave some great head. I was nervous as shit, cause there were cops everywhere. She wanted me to go to her hotel room, but I didn't want to, so after some sweet talking I got her to take me to a secluded spot and do it in my truck. I was so nervous about getting busted that it took me forever to cum. Bad thing is, I'm feeling kind of bad about it, cause today is me and my girlfriend's 1 year anniversary. I hope I don't become overcome by guilt. I just had to do it and get it out of my system. Another bad thing is, I kinda want to do it again next week.

I am a 18 year old guy and I work part time at a restaurant as a chef and this happened 3 days ago. So I was at work and I went to the bathroom to drop a deuce and while in the process I was reading all different graffiti on the stall (all the regular stuff I see all the time like "fuck you", "jesus is watching you" etc), but today I noticed a new one (this is the highlight of my shift) "call this number for a good time" carved into the stall door. So I think "I'm going to call this number later with my buddies and fuck with the hooker". I get off work and go to my friends and we are all pumped and have been waiting all day to do this. So we call her say a bunch of stuff "can you shit on my chest", "will you choke me" all that fucked up shit. We hung up and were all dying laughing and then go on with the night and everything is good until the next morning. When I get home and there's a police cruiser out front and two cops on my porch waiting for me with my parents. I had no clue what was happening but apparently the number we called was a sting setup by vice department. They took me to the station in cuffs for questioning and I was held in a cell for 3 hours (longest 3 hours of my life) while they were trying to determine if I had "intent". So I was eventually let go free of charge because all of the evidence was circumstantial and they determined I was just an idiot. But they decided to show the transcript of the conversation to my parents and my boss (because he was aware of the setup) so needless to say the EVERYONE now knows and thinks I'm a huge creep/idiot and let me tell you I have never had a more awkward 3 days in my life at work and at home.

Just a (fictional) little story I've been working on. This is a first draft. Let me know if you'd like to read more. (What I've written so far is pretty long, so it'll have to be posted in installments.)
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It's eleven o'clock on a Friday night, and I'm driving home from the grocery store. I lead an exciting life. I always slow down when I pass through the strip of college bars on my way home. I wouldn't want to run over a poor drunk frat boy. I wouldn't want to miss the skimpy outfits the sorority girls are wearing, either. When they have a few drinks in them, they never seem to notice that their shirts are riding a little too low, or that their skirts are hiked up a little too high.

While I wait in the road for a couple of guys to carry their drunk buddy across, I take notice one of these unfortunate sluts. Perky tits, tiny little waist, and just enough hip to hold her skirt up. She's sitting on the curb, with her perky little tits spilling out of her skin-tight top. The light is dim, but I could swear I see a hard pink nipple poking out, begging to be squeezed. She drunkenly shifts her legs and gives me a perfect view of her lacy white panties. The cloth is slightly askew, revealing just a peak of her pink, hairless pussy. I get wet just looking at her, and ache to rub my own pussy through my jeans.

Just as I reach down and rub my throbbing cunt through my pants, a honk from behind me breaks me out of my trance. I've apparently been sitting there in the middle of the street a little too long. I wave at the other driver and drive ahead, losing sight of the sorority slut. As I begin imagining what her date might do to her tonight, blue lights flash in my rear view mirror. Great. I guess a cop noticed my little vacation in the middle of the road, too.

I pull over to the side of the road, and notice that the car behind me is an unmarked police car. Why does he care if I sit in the road too long? Doesn't he have better things to do? As he gets out of his car and starts walking towards me, I notice just how large he is. He's at least 6'4”. He's not a body-builder by any means, but he still looks like he could break me in half. I've already rolled down my window by the time he makes it to me, but the asshole still knocks on my door with his flashlight to get my attention. I grit my teeth against the knowledge that he's just scratched my paint, and say, “Is there a problem, officer?”

He speaks with his gruff voice, and tells me, “I'm going to need you to step out of the car, ma'am.”
“Is that really necessary, sir?”
He lowers his voice to a menacing growl, “Get out of the car. Now.”
“Okay.” As I step out of the car, I notice that, while his gun and taser seem genuine, his badge isn't real. It's a cheap plastic badge you'd get at a costume shop. He catches me looking at his badge and grabs me by the wrist, spins me around, and pins me against the car, my tits pressed against the door. “Who the fuck are you? Let go of me, now!”

In answer, he grabs my other arm, pulls out honest-to-god handcuffs, and cuffs my wrists together. I scream at him this time, “Who the fuck are you?!”
“That's none of your goddamn business, whore.”

He kicks my legs apart, and jams his knee into my crotch. My pussy that had been throbbing in pleasure only minutes before is now in searing pain. Tears stream from my eyes, and he squeezes his hand between me and the car, working his way up my shirt. He reaches my tits and squeezes the right one until I cry out in pain. Mercifully, he pulls his hand out of my shirt, and I breathe a sigh of relief, even as tears stream down my face from the pain in my pussy.

I hear a metallic click, and my breath catches in my throat in fear. I stand perfectly still, and he once again slides his hand up my shirt. This time, though, he has a knife. He runs it up my belly just firm enough to barely slice my skin. I scream, and he uses his other hand to roughly cover my mouth. He cuts me from belly-button to my bra, just enough to draw blood. Tears are now streaming down my face in earnest, and I can't control the sobbing noises coming from my throat. He adjusts the angle of the blade, and saws at my bra, also digging deeper into my flesh. The searing pain makes my breath catch again, but as soon as it started, it stops. He's cut through my bra, and my tits spring free. He pulls the bra away from my tits, and returns with the knife. He pokes at each of my nipples with the knife tip, causing me to cry out in fear. He chuckles darkly, the first noise he's made in several minutes, cuts down the length of my shirt for good measure, and removes his hand and the knife from inside my shirt.

Why has no one noticed that this is going on? We're on the side of the road. Surely someone should have noticed by now? He grabs my throat, moves his knee away from my aching crotch, and spins me around to face him. The hand on my throat tightens, making it all but impossible to breathe. With his other hand, he puts the knife to the base of my throat. I finally get a look at it; it's only about four inches long, but lethally sharp with one serrated edge. The smooth edge of the blade rests on my throat as he says, “Go on and cry, bitch. It's better when you cry.”

To be continued...

if you think you can publicly post a threat to put things on here, and i find it. you will have cops at your door within the hour.

I confess that I get off by touching other girls around my GF.

Last night she took me to this show at a little dive venue, it was packed. There were a couple of chicks dancing in front of me (I was standing side by side with GF at the time), and I did not know the one that kept bumping into my cock had a BF nearby. We grinded for a few seconds.

Then I saw the girl talking with her BF, they kissed and were getting close. She was a cute brunette, but then I look down and she's wearing one of those super tight and tiny short shorts, spandex type that are stretchy. I reach down and touch her butt, not spank or grab, and she does nothing. A few minutes later I reach down again and rub my finger in her ass crack, she does nothing. I could tell she was enjoying it, or else she'd look back or tell her BF.

Then the third time I got a bit more bold, and rubbed my two fingers down her ass crack and into her pussy, got a good feel of that tight cunt. She probably glanced back but didn't do shit. If she were alone or just with her girl friend, I would've rubbed on that hot pussy a few more times. I bet she would've gotten so wet. My GF didn't even notice but I told her afterward that I was copping a feel of the girl's ass.

A side story, with the same GF, we were in our computer lab at school one time and this girl I flirt with (who has a serious BF) was talking to my GF. GF was on the computer, and this girl was bending over a chair, with her ass straight up in the air, wearing little khaki shorts. Of course I spanked her butt twice, softly, "pat pat" and she looked over at me as if she were mad. She kept talking to my GF and I squeezed the back of her thigh and she didn't even do anything.

I've had a few other times where i'm alone and I squeeze on a girl's thigh and she doesn't even do anything. I know bitches love this perverted touching.. probably gets them off as much as them rubbing their own cunts. I've done this with two different girls who were engaged, in my classes.

This kind of stuff really turns me on.. being a total pervert with my "GF" right by.

I'm looking for a webcam video of two girls, that mainly focuses on one of them. It starts with an unattractive girl who's asking if the guys watching are cops, and then it switches to a teen with pretty big tits. I remember that she put baby lotion on her tits, played Katy Perry, and then masturbated some. I think it was on Motherless a while back but I've lost track of it. Anyone have any ideas?

I confess that I feel as if the niggers in this country didn't act the way they did, white cops wouldn't have to put so many of them down.

So many dickless moral cops running around on ML. Bitching and moaning about people who may or may not have posted illegal content - or god forbid tried to search illegal content.

Theres no need for your straight edge drama. Its a porn site not your fucking "#itsnotok" twitter account. Go back 5 or so years ago i could post a donkey ass fucking an amputee while some guy strangled puppies in the background and no one would have batted an eye. And ML was fucking awesome in its degenerate glory.

Now you're all a bunch of poser cunts looking down your sexless noses at people who aquired tastes outside your pedestrian perspectives on whats acceptable and whats not.

If you were born after 95 do not try and understand what i am talking about. You don't know what ML used to be like and you haven't been addicted long enough.

How would a cop fuck this nigger wife for being a blm supporter be specific 

Completing the story

Nigger Bitches for Breeding

Dr_Albo 206

So with the Myredbook and know humanplex both being gone does anyone have any other places they can recommend for me to turn to for my hobby? I'm to afraid to just pick up a random call girl and have it turn out to be a cop but backpage has been all bad any suggestions?

I was sobering up in my car at the club last night when I saw this pretty little asian chick getting into her car but got stopped by this black guy who just happened to be an undercover cop looking for would be drunk drivers after leaving the club. She wasn't face fucked but she did wobble a little throughout the tests then something happened and the cop just left, some mins later he came back and stood with his junk right in front of her face while she was still in her car. It was then obvious she was giving him a blowjob and he let her off, all I saw was his black ass butt crack and a little back and forth motion, the best part was her spitting out his cum bubbles and wiping her mouth. I'm gonna be a fucken cop.

Goth Escort

Before I begin this, my wife is fully aware of my sexual activities - we are in an open relationship. My wife is bisexual and we've had threesomes with other women, and she lets me do my own thing as long as I'm 100% honest with her.

My wife was on the rag last week and I was horny as fucking hell. I'm 50 years old and sometimes I think I'm way too sexual at my age. Sure, age sometimes hits me and I get a little ED now and again - but I can usually finish with no problems. I went online to various websites looking for an escort in my area and they all seemed to either be way too pricey or upsellers, or even scams.
I came across this one very light skinned beauty with dark black hair and blood red lips - my dick twitched. I decided to text the number on the website and waited for a response. Nothing. I continued looking but couldn't find anyone I really thought peaked my interests. An hour goes by and my phone gets a text message and it's the escort.
"You'll need to verify, we can meet at my hotel - I'll give you the room number after you verify and after you text me to tell me that you're in the hotel parking lot"
Ok - no problem. I verified with her, gave her my full name, and age and even my address. She called me up on the phone and gave me the address of the hotel she was staying at. Told my wife where I was going.
"How much is she?" my wife asked curiously.
"Says $150/half hour and $250 for full hour, full service."
"You have condoms?" She said grabbing my ass.
"Always babe."
"If she's bi - let me know," my wife said kissing me goodbye.
We have a weird relationship. We're best friends, we're in love - but we also recognize that we can't be 100% everything we sexually need for each other.
So I got in my car and went to the address she gave me, I texted her I was there and she texted me the room number.
I brought $300 with me, extra money for a tip.
I was a bit nervous - you never know if you're going to be meeting a cop on the other side of the door.
I went to her room and knocked. She opened the door and was wearing a black robe.
"Hi," she said, she had such a sweet voice.
"Hello, I hope you're having a good evening - I'm a bit nervous."
"Come on in, please"
I did, and walked over to the nightstand and put down an envelope with a 'donation' in it and then sat on the bed.
She opened the envelope and looked at the contents, didn't count the money and then slipped her robe off to reveal her beautiful naked body.
"So what would you like to do first?"
"Well, what's off limits?"
She paused, "really - nothing is, I'm not into pain - but I can roleplay."
This woman was so beautiful, I was already hard thinking about pumping my cock in her pussy.
"Are you in town for long?" I asked trying to break the ice a bit more.
"I usually don't travel - I live around here, I just get the hotel for escorting."
"The ad you put up says your 25, but you look a bit younger," I joked.
"I'm 20," she chuckled a bit. She came and sad down next to me on the bed. Her lips had dark red lipstick and her makeup was perfect.
"Let's see what you're hiding under there," she said, unbuttoning my pants.
She slid my pants off, then my shirt - I only had socks on and my cock was throbbing.
Her hands wrapped around it as she looked deep into my eyes, "you like that?"
I nodded.
She slowly kissed my chest, as I laid back, her mouth made it's way down to my cock and she started to slowly suck on me. It was odd for an escort to give bare back blow jobs without discussing it with the client, but I didn't complain.
My hands groped her soft breasts, her nipples were hard - she was horny. My hand started to caress her inner thigh and I felt her wet little cunt. I plunged a finger in her, she was tight. I slipped another finger in and it was cramped, I could barely move my fingers.
She moaned and kept sucking my cock.
She stopped, and looked at me, her hands massaging my chest, "I'm not a clock watcher... can I ride you? I love riding, I cum really quick when I ride a nice cock like yours"
"Fuck yeah you can ride me honey," I told her. She got up and went to the dresser in the room and got a condom. She unrolled it on my cock and gently kissed the tip.
She spread her long legs over me and slid my cock inside her. It was way too tight, there was no way I was going to last 10 minutes inside this gorgeous lady. She began pumping up and down, sliding me in and out of her. Her nails sunk into my chest as she started quivering and moaning.
"Oh your cock feels so fucking good baby, it's filling my pussy up, yeah stretch me out, stretch this young pussy baby!"
I felt her juices gush all over my cock and balls as she shivered and collapsed on me. She caught her breath.
"Holy fuck, your cock fits in my pussy perfectly!"
I chuckled, because I knew it was part of the act, "You say that to all the guys!"
I was still inside her and I felt her clench down on my hardness.
"No, I never cum with clients. In fact, I can only cum if it hits just right and wow, yours hits just right."
She pulled my cock out of her, and reached down and pulled the condom off and slid my dick back inside her.
"You get a special treat for having such a nice cock baby."
I was shocked - everything was running through my head at this point - Am I going to get a disease? Is she trying to get pregnant? What in the actual fuck?
Her tight cunt clasped down on my hard cock, and I could feel how wet and warm and tight she was.
She started moving my cock inside her slowly as I cupped her lovely breasts. Her lips kissed mine (another no no!).
"I want you to drain that cock in me, I want every drop of cum in my tight little pussy!"
I didn't know what to say, so I joked, "If only my wife was here to eat it the cum out of you, she'd like that!"
"oh yeah? I'd like that too - maybe we can include her next time??"
She started going off on my cock and I couldn't hold off. I let loose deep in her, cum gushed and gushed - she drained me.
I looked at my watch - only 20 minutes! LOL.
I laid back on the bed and she cuddled into me.
"Were you serious about your wife joining in?"
"Yeah, we're in an open relationship, she's bi - she doesn't have a girlfriend atm, but you're 100% her type. She's 47, but she's very pretty."
She smirked, "I don't believe you for some reason."
"I'll call her right now, you want to talk to her?"
"Wait, she knows you're with me?"
"Damn right she does."
I got my phone and called her, put her on speaker phone. We chatted for a while - turns out this woman didn't even like what she was doing and wanted a regular job, and my wife works in the same industry as the career this woman wants - and my wife is a high-level manager.
So after all was said and done, a dinner date was set up for all of us to meet this Friday.
I got dressed, and the woman gave me a big wet kiss and a hug.
"Totally a fantasy of mine," she murmured.
"Huh? What?"
"Oh, it's a fantasy of mine to hook up with a couple and be their little fuck toy - I won't even ask you to pay - I just hope I fit in at your wife's work!"
"You will, and yeah - we'll see how everything goes - I'm sure my wife will adore the hell out of you. She has a thing for sexy goth girls."
She laughed; we parted ways. My wife and her have been chatting, I've been chatting with her too.
While I'm down for everything - threesomes etc. - I'm just a bit worried - not sure about what.

Show me your Frontline pussies and tits. I'm talking Doctors , nurses , aides , cops , firefighters , ems ! 

Ya'll deserve it ! ;)  

Extra credit for being in uniform 🙌 

Love lady cops 😬

I went out shopping. I got a tank of CO2! :) i can carbonate beverages!

So imma be able to easily make a bottle of sparkling dark cherry prison hooch for a certain special young woman.

And I’m driving home in a good mood. “La la la la la la!”

Kind of like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uySTys2uDFY

^^ Kind of like that except not with a bicycle. I have a beastly dual overhead cam engine [B18] in a civic that’s got a curb weight of 2,158 lbs.

So it’s raining. And I’m driving along.

And then some guy makes a left turn in front of me.

I slammed on the breaks. Slid. Tried to steer around him but couldn’t. Slid more. Saw the broadside of his mini van coming closer and closer before I slammed in to it.

Boom!!!

So I got out of my car. This guy was yelling at me.

I said “you’re OK?” Which I think is what you’re supposed to say.
Cops came. Took statements. Blah, blah, blah.

The guys stopped being a complete asshole “This is a bitch! I don’t know who’s fault it is.” Suddenly he was acting like he wanted to be my best friend.

I still might decide to eat some of this. I might pay for the front end damage on my car. I don’t know.

But overall things are good. Coulda been much worse of course.

Anways, now I’m enjoying myself, relaxing, eating a nice dinner and some beers.

Bad cop good cop?

I confess I get a laugh watching stupid cops trying to police the spirit world an pretending to be a girl paddy cake paddy cake grandpappy girl jill hayes just lick my ass an suck my fat cock.share that at buzz you stupid fucking dumb ass.just go fuck yourself an enjoy it.

I confess I like to shop at sams an tell girls telepathically I want to lick an tongue fuck them in there fine tight little asses because it true an I can,it's one of my powers an to watch cops pretend they can police said power is laughable.

Anyone have a Link or any info I can Check Out about Barbi Cummings Sucking off that Cop? Looking to See the actual video!

Fun in france round the pool

I used to work over in the South of France were the weather in the summer was beautiful. Three of the lads I worked with used to rent a villa which had a swimming pool in the garden and its own personal grounds surrounded by a low wall, a road and pathway running by the villa one side and a simular neighbouring villa to which a couple also from the UK rented in there mid 20's lived.

One weekend my two room mates had decided to go home for the weekend, leaving me to the villa and pool for the weekend all to myself. During the Saturday afternoon the weather was amazing, me been outside in my short by the pool taking the occasional dip in the pool to cool off an sun bathing taking in the rays. After a few hours had passed I started to feel a little Horny on the sun lounger, an thinking naughty thoughts making my cock become all erect in my shorts. The naughty thoughts that ran though my head making me more and more horny every second and my tip of my cock tingle. I had to start touching my cock though my shorts with long strokes up and down my crouch, cupping my swollen ball now an then. I was super horny now and I had forgotten I was outside round the pool to be honest with you, I was just having a amazing feeling running though my body. I could not resist no longer I had to get my cock out and stroke it properly, at which time I slipped my short down to my ankles and flipped them off. My naked body exposed to the elements, an not even thinking about anybody driving or walking by would be able to see my naked body an huge hard on. I just could not resist, I started to stroke my cock up an down my shaft, slow long sweeping movements as my hips gyrated with every stroke, as my other hand ran across my body making me tingle all over. Hearing the occasional car going by really got me going an reminded me I was outside in the open, thinking people could be seeing or even watching me pleasure myself.

What seemed like hours went by but probably more like 15 minutes went by as I stroked my hard cock thrusting it through my hand enjoying myself, I suddendly heard giggles coming from over the wall, I quickly opened my eyes reaching down for my shorts to cover up quick. I then looks over to by the wall an there was two ladies I would say in there early to mid 30s one been blonde id say a size 14, the other a brunette an probably a size 12 from what I could see smiling at each other an looking over to me. The blonde lady shouted over

"ne vous arrêtez pas"

which means

"do not stop"

in French. Feeling a little worried been caught I was a little shy at first but after they shouted again, I thought what the hell I have been caught, I am even hornier now than I was initially an they want to watch.

So I pulled my shorts away again an continued to stroke my long hard cock as I had been doing before, I was feeling the tip of my cock producing old-cum an slowly running my other hand down to my cock I rubbed my finger over tip of my cock, so I had the old-cum on my finger an slowly licked the old-cum from my finger. It was so warm an a little salty but not nasty. I was so so horny now knowing I was been watched as well by at least two people that I knew off. I continued stroking knowing I was getting very very close to shooting my load. I just knew I had to take my hot sticky cum in my own mouth. I wanted that hot sticky salty taste in my mouth which I had done before, but no one had seen or knew I cum in my own mouth an liked to swallow it. So without even thinking twice I moved down the sun lounger slightly an rolled my legs over the back off my head so that my cock was right above my mouth waiting for the explosion of hot sticky cum, I felt my body tingle all over as I rubbed my cock faster and faster, an it happend the release off pleasure, as I moaned an hot sticky warm cum filled my mouth which was slightly salty but with a nice bitter sweet taste only people who have tasted cum will know. An swallowed the lot down as the last drops dripped from the tip of my cock.

Then the horniness quickly subsided to which I remembered I was outside and two sexy women at least had just watched me. I lowered my legs from over my head an looked over to the wall to where the women were standing with heir mobile phones an started grinning an applaud me, to which settled my nervous an heartbeat slightly. I quickly grabbed my short an slipped them back on an went inside the villa giving the ladies a little wink an wave as they slowly turned an walked away down the street.

A few weeks had gone by and many a good night pleasuring myself thinking off that day, an how horny it was knowing the two french women had definitely watched me and wondering who else had possibly seen me be naughty that day by the pool.

That night we had a lot off people from work around for a nice barbecue an a few drinks. The couple Becky and Sam from the villa next store were invited to come by us. As the night progressed an the drinks flowed, the Becky and Sam came over and sat with me on the bench outside while others had gone inside for a little bit of rest from the sun. I could see they were looking at each other an then at me after saying the general introductions as you do when sitting down next to someone.

Then Becky leaned over to me an whispered in my ear,

" Me and Sam seen you by the pool the other week".

My body shuddered knowing what they had saw, I must have gone bright red, what seemed like a age of silence between all 3 off us Sam said,

"dont worry mate. Me and especially Becky found it so hot watching you by the pool, she got super horny an we started to fuck each other as we watched you through the patio window. Becky was so horny specially when you cum in your mouth, You made her orgasm so loud as I took her doggy style, I had never felt her pussy muscles contract that much before it was amazing".

We all paused again an Becky said,

"do not worry we will not tell anyone, it will be our little secret. But make sure you let us know when you are going to do that again. We would love to watch" then winked at me.

To which I replied

"I am glad you enjoyed watching me. Maybe I could show u both again sometime in a more private show, an explained that I was pleased that they were not grossed out by it or wanted to call the cops"

We all just giggled an got on with a enjoyable evening.

One month later I had to leave for a new job, without having them watch again which was a little disappointing. But to this day that memory of Becky an Sam watching and the two french women, an who ever else seen that day makes me really horny an wanting to do it again. I still to this day wonder who else seen the vids an pics the two french women invetiably took on there mobile phones maybe there even on here somewhere, an who seen driving or walking by.

LETS HOPE IT HAPPENS AGAIN SOMETIME.

I am 50 yrs old and had 2 successful marriages and both of them have died. I have a clean criiminal record, up until a few days ago where i will confess to getting arrested for hiring a prostitute and making a deal for sex in exchange for money..

I hate cops with all my heart after what they put me thru, i would never arrest a man like me for my'crime"
Heres what happened : I went onto craigslist and found an ad of a girl who had a post claiming she needed help because she was new in town and just wanted some company. Nothing sexual was in there but there were hints there of course but i knew she would be an easy target. She was a young 22 yr old, seemingly shy and small. . I wrote her and told her
i had the day free and I can meet her wherever she wanted to just talk or whatever. She told me to meet her at Wendys and we can get to know each other over a meal. I said ok fine.

I arrived and she was sitting alll alone in the back near the bathrooms. It was pretty dead in there and i got us some food and she was telling me how she had no friends, was hurting for money and didnt really know what she was going to do, and just needed someone to talk too. Just allll those signs that she was an easy target. So i told her"i can be your friend you know....." and she said"welll what about all my money problems blabla" I said"id love to spend alot of time with you, im lonely, ill treat you special like you deserve" She smiled. I said"i want you to make me happy in a way a woman can for a man" She giggled and started asking questions asking what shes worth etc and what i wanted . I said i wanted to have sex and she said she didnt feel comfy going to my house for that since we just met but she said"well there is a bathrooom" I then suggested"ok how about i give you 50 dollars and my phone number and you call me whenever you need money and want to come to my house" I then told her" i want a sloppy blowjob in the bathroom follow me in"She agreed. We got in the stall and she said " ok 50 dollars and i give you head deal?" and then sex later for a few hundred" I saiid"deal, and handed her the money. She backed off a little bit and i heard a bang, police police, they came out, pushed me up against the wall and cuffed me.

I was asked"what are you doing " I said" Absolutely nothing of your business" Guy said"do you know paying for sex is illegal in this state and you can serve time for this" I said"yes " Officer said"use your head next time we're gonna bring you in" Then a female officer came over and said"why not find a nice girl"?
I called her a bitch. I looked at the 3 officers and called THEM the fuckin criminals. I said"that is my money i earned working, it is the girls decision whats she wants to do with her body, we are both legal adults why is it any of your guys' business what i want to do" Female cunt said"prostitution ruins our neighborhoods and its a crime and theres other ways to get what you want" I looked at her and said "who are you to tell me that i cant randomly meet a whore and bang her out? what if i dont want a relationship and i just want sex" She looked at me like i was a pig. I told her "you are just wasting time and all police power catching the real crooks andnot some man who just wants some head.

I was publically humiliated and looked at like was this big badguy and brought to the station and everything. Had to go to court. All this is bullshit. If you are a cop and go thru with your job for arresting men for this YOU are a fuckin scumbag im sorry. Absolutely pathetic that im not allowed to go out and live my life ow the fuck i want to live it. "catching me" in the act isnt going to stop me, or clean the neighborhood like they say. Its not gonna stop the whore either. . We are going to just be inconvieneced and then come back another day. Im actually looking for another whore but i know the exact things to say and ask for now so this doesnt happen again. I even fuckin told them im going to meet more craigslist whores whether they like it or not

My wife and I split up for a bit a few years ago. During that time, she was spending all her time with a muscular black cop (high school friend). We are back together now ~ and I’m obsessed with the idea of him using her. It’s all I think about. 

I’ve spent 3 years jacking off to thoughts of her with him. It’s all I get off to… when I fuck her I want it to be him. I want her to call me his name when I fuck her. Hell at this point I’d let him fuck me, face and ass, and take her leaving me a sticky pathetic mess.  What’s wrong with me? 

After a bad breakup and still being out of work, I started going to the gym late at night. Usually only did like an hour on the treadmill just to pass the time. I aint gonna say the name but most will know what im talking about when I say I was at one of the big gym chains that are real assholes about supposed “sexual harassment” at the gym, like they will ask you to leave if they even think your checking out someone else or looking around in the slightest.

Anyway, was there on a Thursday night around 11 since they are open 24/7. On the treadmill with my headphones in and there’s an attractive women getting on another one a few down from me; she was tall, athletic-looking, some tattoos, good sized tits, very pretty face and with a fire red dyed sidecut. I stole glances at her but try to stay focused and ignore her. She looked close to my age(late twenties).

At one point like 20 min later I thought I heard something, turned and realized she’d been talking to me. She was commenting on something on the tv screen to me, not realizing I had earbuds in. We laughed and made small talk but barely 2 min later, one of the supervisor type people came over and asked me to leave for disturbing others. Because I was chubby and not that attractive, they automatically marked me as being a problem or creep and uncomfortable for others. I argued that we were talking and she even got offended and defended me but they just wouldn’t hear it and asked that I leave. She surprisingly started to flip out on them and go off before saying WE were leaving but saying they were gonna see more.

She pulled me out, asked where my car was and was pretty happy when I pointed it out as in the front row facing the full wall windows of the gym. She told me to get in the driver’s seat and move it back while she actualy stripped off ALL her clothes, sat on my lap facing away from me and we started fucking right there in full view of everyone in the gym. Some of the few others in there got a kick out of it(since they heard what happened), others were shocked or avoided looking, but the employees were visibly pissed off, which is I guess what we were going for. As we fucked we literally made small talk and got to know each other. Turns out she lives close by, was bi and had a girlfriend but as we were doing this for a “good cause”, she didn’t think it was cheating.

About 5 min later, while we are still fucking, a cop shows up, having been called by the gym. A middle-aged lady cop comes up to the window and we roll it down while still fucking. We explain what happened and she literally breaks down laughing, saying she’d probably do the same in our position. She does nothing, lets us keep going and leaves. We finished, talk a little more, exchanged information and leave separately.

That was 5 months ago, we are close friends with benefits now and we do the same thing every late thursday night, meeting up and having sex in the car outside the gym. Sometimes we make a show of it, other times we’re more subtle and enjoy ourselves. Sometimes the gym staff leaves us alone, but still hates us, and sometimes they call the cops. The cops never do anything, either not responding or seeing us and doing nothing. Our situation is like a big joke among the police department now. its great.

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