This is my wife Kristi. I desperately want to have her Blacked and converted into a whore for BBC. my deepest wish is to have her impregnated by potent black seed. Any takers?

My female cousin just got her learners permit. She wants my old convertible. I told her I would think about it. She said screw thinking about, she would screw me as often as I want until she got her license. Then I would give her the car.
I agreed. I had always intended on giving it to her, even before she ask. Sometimes I love the way things work out.

Is there any way to convert the videos here, into mp4-or something I can play on my windows phone?

Need to convert a 2.5gb cellphone vid to fit the upload max of 500mb.. Is that doable without killing the viewability? What program would be best? TIA

I confess that I'm a 20something, have a really nice shaved pussy, and because of both of those I get ANYTHING I want. If one guy won't give it to me then I'll find another one that will. Guys are stupid and easily manipulated if you just shake your ass a little. HAHA!

The last guy I was wish I shook my T&A and got him to co-sign for a 2010 Mustang Convertible, nice purses, shoes, and we started talking about a condo but I fucked it up by fucking his best friend. I scored well over 45K from his ass. SUCKER.

I am so very thankful that men are stupid. I bet men will hit me up here for sex if I just posted a hot pic.

I confess I'm a white man who would like to be black.

I think black culture is superior, their men are better looking and so are their women. I am also thinking of converting to Islam so that I may marry a woman that will truly behave like one.

I got a prince albert piercing yesterday and if i'm honest it was the greatest decision i ever made. the pain getting it done was less than when my tongue was getting done and just knowing it's there makes me hard. can't wait to convert it to an apadravya in a few months. i'll try get pics up when i get the chance. i stood chatting with a cute girl at my local animal rescue place and when i told her i had it done she stood there in amazement (good thing the wife doesn't know).

anyways. gonna go

"boys get eyebrow piercings. real men get cock piercings"

Hi guys

bit of a dilemma, my partner and me have been discussing getting a lady involved in our relationship ,we are well travelled people and extremely open minded to the conversation of sex .
We have read reports how it can enhance a almost perfect relationship ,on the other hand we have also read reports that it can turn the other way .

All thoughts would be welcome !! And any ladies out there that want to try and convert us please reply ....

We have discussed this for over a number of years to a point we are ready to meet the right person ....

So to start off I'm 24 year old female living back at home with my parents after just finishing college this past Spring. Living with mom and Dad and my younger brother who will be in his last year of HS. I'm a bit of a slut who is into everything really. Guys, Girls, bondage, S&M, etc. I lost my virginity when I was very young to a boy who was 5 years older, although, I lied about my age, because, well, he probably never would have touched me otherwise. Since then, I've been with over 25 different guys, 12 girls, multiple threesomes and one sort-of-gangbang. I say Sort-of, because it was really just 5 different guys taking turns on my ass. I wanted to see how much cum I could take in my ass before I started to feel cramped. For the record, it's 7 times. (Again, sorry to Paul for blowing out all that cum on him...I couldn't hold it anymore! LOL)

Anyways, my room is a converted attic bedroom smack dab in the middle of the house. Directly below my bedroom is an office we all kind of use, and part of my brothers room. There is a hole....

I don't know why i am giving all these details..the jist of this is that I want to suck my brothers dick! I've seen him naked many times and he's in incredible shape, and has a cock of a porn star. Easily 8-9" long. He strokes it with 2 hands for fucks sake! I have watched him masturbate many times. One time, I licked and sucked the cum out of a rag I saw him cum in and then toss in his garbage! It was fucking delicious!

I've started walking around the house in my bikini and sun bathing topless (face down) and noticed him checking me out. Even going so far to invite his friends over to swim knowing I'd be out there. I can't prove it, but I am certain he took a pic of me and jerks off to it. I'm doing this to try and see how he feels sexually towards me and if he would let me suck him off.

I told one of my friends about this strange little fantasy of mine, and she said, I should just ask him if I can suck his dick! I think that may be taking things too far. I told her that we should set up some glory hole thing and have him think my friend is going to blow him, but I really do it.

Advice? Do you think he would flip out? Tell our parents?
I just want to suck and swallow him, not fuck him. well, maybe not fuck him...gawd, I don't know!
I just know I want what i want.

What do you think I should do?

Maybe just move out and put these thoughts out of my head!

I wonder what would've happened if a carnivorous species had evolved intelligence and spread out across the world. Would it have developed sedentary cities and technologies? Or would they've converted the world into a giant steppe and roamed free across the prairies on their horses and their wagons?

Is civilisation linked to agriculture, or can a nomadic population develop a technologically advanced civilisation?

That is something to ponder for the new year!

I confess i hate people who...

1.pull faces and snigger behind someones back

2.think just because there well educated, it makes them smarter

3.who boast to you that there in a reltionship and what they do in the bedroom (constantly), and then come screaming and crying to you like a baby when its all over

4.people who start a fight with you then loose, so they decide to get there mates involved,

5.slutty stuck up rich girls and rich boys, who have never worked hard in there life, and call poor people and homeless people bums

6. religious people who bombard you with there false lies, and then try with all there heart and souls to convert you, then when you say that there religion is bullshit, they turn into some swearing angry little jesus devil

that just about covers it, damn i need some fresh air now :0

Does anyone know of a site which would take regular g rated photos and convert it over into a dirty video/cartoon/photos? I'd love to see some action photos/footage of my wife.

I'm not quite sure how to react or to believe what I have just been shown by my ex-brother-in-law, Donald,
He showed me a video that a woman who looked like my current live-in girlfriend, was in.
He had this video, he said, because he recorded it as he is an enforcer for a money lender (loan shark). This money lender is loaning money as a sideline, he has a very successful group of restaurants. The loanee has to put some worth while as security, House,Cars, Motor Cycles,etc
If the loanee does not have such items, then they can put their body up, which will be used in a sexually deviant way.
My ex brother-in-law said that this woman had loaned money on a few occasions, but stupidly loaned more so she could afford to make payments on the previous loan, but it had got out of hand and as she had no Security, she had to use her body, now to repay this money, she had agreed to let the loan shark recover his money by selling her sex holes all 3 of them, and she would repay in sessions of 4 hours twice aweek, He told me the price that each hole was worth, she could pay it of quicker by doing DP and even quicker by doing gangbang parties,
He left me with five four-hour recordings to watch, and said by the time she had repaid the monies owed in full, there would be a total of 12 recordings, four hours and one of a three-hour session, but he joked that by that time she would have had her hole destroyed and she wouldn't be any good to any man.
Now my live-in girlfriend, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, said for the coming 3 months she would be working double shifts at the hotel she manages, which would give her the excuse to do the repayment sex.
I watched her suck fuck guy after guy, in all her holes. 1st recording was 1 on 1 only and had her getting fisted in her asshole and pussy, and 1 or 2 lesbian scenes. From then on, she was doing plenty of raw anal and DPs, and as the sessions went on, she progressed to gangbangs, even bachelor parties. She even consented to getting fucked by dogs.
Now, as I said at the very start, I didn't know how to react or to believe, but after seeing those recordings, I had to believe,
My reaction at 1st was to confront her, or just kick the whore into touch, but i kind of felt slightly guilty, as I knew she had never met the money lender, in person, which I know I was 100% sure about,
As I was that money loaner (loan shark), and the Hotel she was the manageress at was one of the businesses in my portfolio
I did confront her, she of course tried denying any knowledge of things, then I put one of the recordings on, she immediately cried and confessed everything, then begged for my forgivness, she had paid the price and had no choice to do those things, i asked one question in 2 parts, Did you enjoy what was done too her, and would she do that kind of thing again, She gave a yes I enjoyed what was done to her, and no she would never do again,
I asked why she needed that kind of money, as she was paid an absolute fortune as the manageress of the Hotel, i didn't get an answer she just broke down crying again, I said why didn't you come to me, you knew i had the money, all her reply was, yes i know but i didnt want you to think i was only with you for your money, as she wanted to prove it was about real true love not money or possesions,

That is when I had to confess I owned a rather large portfolio of Restaurants and Hotels, along with other businesses, and without her or myself knowing, I was the one who had loaned her the money.
She stammered, said you, you, you, are the loan shark I got the money from, you made me do those things,
YES & NO, The money came from me, but you asked my Night Club manager for the money. If you had given him your real name, he would have told me, and I would have refused the loan. As for forcing you, that's a big No! You were the one who kept borrowing until you couldn't make the repayments. You were given the option: repay in full, 1 payment, or you could let us take your house, your Car, and your motorcycle. But you had none of the those things to use, so you signed your body over to repay what you owed, and you also agreed we could record what you did and sell the recordings,
which I can stop happening

We will stay a couple and you will be my wife on one condition,
She looked at me with sad eyes and said What is that condition,

Well, I entertain a lot of foreign clients, who, you know as most stay in the hotel. and we have a party function room that is secure, which gets used very rarely, in fact it has not been used in the last 4-5 years,
I am having it converted into a private gemtelmans exclusive only to men. There will be a big bed built on a central stage, a new bar and comfy seating, and 4 private rooms, and the deal is that when I bring my foreign clients into the club, you will put a full face mask on and you will be the entertainment.
You did say you enjoyed what happened to you. I confess I enjoyed seeing those things happen to you. Nobody will ever know it is you, except me and you. If you agree, we will
Get married all recordings will vanish.
She asked about my brother-in-law, as he had the recordings. I made 1 phone call I simply said Bring me all the recordings i didnt want any evidence, and if he wanted to keep his job, he would forget everything. and to ask no questions,

She agreed to my offer, we got married, she entertained my foreign clients all her hole were use Dp and Gangbanded, and we both enjoyed i joined in on a few occasions.
We remain happily married today, and our business portfolio has grown into a small empire

THIS IS JUST A FANTASY. NOTHING WAS REAL. IT ALL CAME TO ME IN A DREAM

I confess that I'm a gay man who was converted to bisexual and I'm now unabashedly addicted to pussy

My big tity wife in a convertable!

Weirdfaps poll...

Guess we can't have multi answer real polls here, so, improvise. I know I gotta answer more than one. So, Have you ever.....

* Been caught (accidentally or intentionally) by a family member fapping? If yes, did it get you laid? In legal trouble? In family trouble?
* Fapped at a blue collar job? Get caught? It get you laid, in legal trouble, or fired??
* Fapped at a professional job? Caught? Same result questions.
* Fapped at school? Caught? Results?
* Caught by a friend fapping? Gay/straight? Results?
* Caught by someone you werent dating but wanted to? Results?
* Caught by a total stranger? Results?

I got "caught" (after trying 2 or 3 times) fapping by my sister when we were young teens. At first she was all eww... but within a few days we were fapping together then it led to oral and fingering and eventually like 3 fucks. But years later in our 30s she went to a shrink who told her to tell our parents. It blew over eventually, but it was as shitty as the early response was awesome.

In my 20s I worked at a restaurant. A gay dude was always trying to "convert" me. Heard him fapping in the bathroom once... dunno if it was about me but I didn't say anything cuz I peeled a few off myself in there over a waitress who I ate out once. Her boyfriend was a cop, so... didnt want to rock that boat.

My 21st bday I was living with my girlfriend. I was fapping before a shower when she walked in and was all "SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHD... oh my god!!!" and walked out. We never spoke of it again.

Now I live alone and just fap online when I don't have any lady friends over.

I need a little help here from you guys and/or girls. I've read numerous threads here where guys post questions for 'how to' do whatever with a chick and the responses can be surprisingly insightful, so I'm here to give this a shot. If I get good advice, I'm definitely going to try it, report back, and ask for more good advice so this should be a nice thread when it's all said and done. Anyways, moving along.

Backstory:

So, I (28) think my girlfriend's (28) little sister (24) is hot...and recently, I've really been thinking she has been interested in me more and more too. I'm getting lots of the classic subconscious body language cues...like her body facing me when we're all in a group, very smiley when she and I speak, 'hangs on' to conversations between me and the girlfriend, etc. And lately she's been wearing super short shorts around the house with no bra. Yes, it's summer, but I've been through three summers with the gf and haven't noticed her sister wearing them...used to be long pjs, and always a bra. Always. Summer and winter.

The gf is always around and I'm not trying to get into any trouble so I've not made any efforts to seduce the sister...because of that, I think that even though she probably thinks I'm cute, since I've never made any moves on her whatsoever (I've basically ignored her up to this pont), there's going to be difficulty converting this one. Tough to go from ice cold to red hot all at once. Unless there's a catalyst...and there is.

Yesterday, my girlfriend decided to pull out her phone and show me a picture of her little cousin in her prom dress...for no reason I can come up with. She's not cute and neither was her dress. I seriously don't know what made her show me that picture...I'm leaning towards her just being girly, but what happens next makes me wonder. She flips through her camera roll real quick and then boom...bra and titties pop up.

Immediately, my brain is all like what the fuck is that on her phone for? I know I never got that pic, so who the fuck is my girlrfiend sending pics of her tits to?

And then I realize...those are her sister's titties. And that's fucking hot.

My girlfriend gasps, then laughs and explains that her sister decided to walk around the house like that the other day so to 'encourage her to cover up' she mocked her and took pictures to 'embarrass her later'. I kinda wonder if her showing me the picture was actually an accident, but it doesn't really matter at this point. What matters is getting my hands on those titties...fast.

So, guys...I need some help. How do I tell her sister that I saw her titties, that I really liked it...and still manage to get her into let's-keep-this-a-secret mode?

Finished up our homemade furniture, its a BDSM horse that converts into an obediance chair in a few mins.

How can I turn my girlfriend into a gangbanging cum whore? Some of my friends have seen my naked photos of her and they say she's fit and yes they would fuck her if they got the chance. But she won't entertain the idea even if it's men she knows or strangers.how can I convert her to be fucked by many Cocks?

While every upload is appreciated, people need to use some common sense and not upload videos of such poor quality that you can't tell what is being watched. However, if the poor quality exists because of the upload (converting or whatever) ignore the above.

Been trying to upload a series of vids for awhile now but keep getting this error on a few of them:

We were unable to transcode your video for the following reason: Codec error.

not sure wtf is going on but I could really use some help. Tried converting video to different formats and it still didn't work. Between that and the constant maintance bug I'm getting really pissed off.

Hi everyone, I am interested in trying to convert my new wife into a sub. We've been together for several years now (recently got married), and the sex life is pretty good.

She already enjoys rough stuff occasionally, and likes to be spanked, choked and tied up. I would like to take it to the next step, and have her submit to me fully.

I realize ML isn't the greatest place to look for advice, but I don't have a lot of other options.
And ladies and gentlemen care to give some advice?

Tits worth converting?

Why does Motherless converts my videos into a piece of shit?

i confess that today i got paid £7.50 an hour to wank into my boss's knickers without her even knowing.
So basically the story is I'm renovating this old womans farm house, she's about 50. She lives in the converted barn while its been done up but a lot of her stuff and bags are stored in a room in the new house. i found a bag today with knickers and bra's written on the side of it. Within a minute i was in that bag sniffing away and checking out her bra size (38dd). I found a pair i liked which were an old pair of worn out knickers with a nice yellow patch where she's discharged over time. i wrapped them silky underwear round my hard cock and fapped until i blew my load all inside them.

Don't think she would have missed them old things so i chucked em out after....So yeh thats what I did at work today :)

Does anyone know how to use the vlc player to convert&save a flv format file to a wmv format? Step by step instructions Please.

I posted a little while ago about my catholic girlfriend. She’s strictly “no sex before marriage”. But I’ve been working on her, little touches making her crave more. She’s a convert so has had sex before but claims she hasn’t had sex in years (we’ve only been together for 3 months). I know she has a very slutty past and a history of being a very wild party girl. Today is the day I make my move, it’s now or never as we’re long distance so we don’t see each other often. Wish me luck! 

It started one night I was horns and woke up in the middle of the night to see my sister in law in her bed with her legs wide open ..to fill you in on the back story I was 20 when this happened and I moved in with my brother and his back then girlfriend and mother of his child ...so at this point in time we moved in to her parents for while while we looked for place ..so we sloped all in a converted garage ...so it was them 2 and me...so this night I felt risky and decided to test my luck so I get up walked up to her next to the bed and place my hand on her mound and begging to work my way down in between her leg until I feel her wet pussy ..I move her thong to the side..the shorts weren't a problem for they were loose that I could slide my whole hand in there. ..so I begging to finger her all while I suck on her toes ..I manged to get better position so I decided to push 2 fingers in then 3 then 4 and finally my whole hand ...I was literally fisting her and she barely even showed I sign that she felt it..so other that moment she moves and I get a wide opening to her face ..I take my fist out of her and begging to suck my fingers covered in sweet juices ..I place my face next to hers so close I am breathing her in. And that's when I start to lick her lips and put my tongue down he mouth and and suck her tongue and so much so I start to spit in mouth ...when suddenly I feel it ...her kissing me back at first slowly but then she opened her eyes and started kissing me with a passion ...and I kissed her like I wanted to for so long ...and ND we made out for 5 mins with my brother sleeping right next to her. . After she looks at me and says ok that enough go to bed...I did ..and nondescript the next morning my brother went to work and I had her all to my self ..more details In a bit. Fyi...this is real .I'm an still currently living with them ...I'm live in the north west suburbs of Chicago if u r near me....post it up.

I've officially converted to femboys

I have wanted to tell my story to someone for a very long time. I could never do it when my husband was alive but he passed a few years ago so here goes. Before you read this I will not give out any pictures mainly because it happened a very long time ago and none were taken.

My name is Lisa (yes my real name) and my story starts in June of 1976 I had just turned 19 and still a very innocent girl. I was raised in a very religious catholic family. I am very short only 4 foot 10 inches tall and back then I was skinny as a rake. My dress sense was well in short i had none because my parents were very strict as to what I wore, not that I had much to show off because my breasts back then were barely an A cup.
I had just left school and was taking a year out before going to university. A teacher at my old high school arranged a summer job for me working on his uncles farm. He knew I was wanting to become a vet and thought some practical experience would be good for me. I have no idea how he managed to talk my dad into letting me go but he managed it. I was going to get the train to York but he said not to worry and he would drive me there. So on the 20th of June he came to my house and we loaded up his car and I said my goodbyes to my family. We drove halfway and he said he would buy me some lunch and we puled into a little town. After lunch he asked me what I had packed for the farm work? I told him I only had some jeans and shirts, he laughed and said we may have to go shopping when we got to Yorkshire. I kept on calling him Mr Jones and he said he was not my teacher anymore and I should call him Frank. We drove a little further and I had a sudden need to go to the toilet, There was nothing close and he pulled off the road up a side road next to a small wood. He said I would need to go here and said he needed to go also. I looked at him and said I had never gone to the toilet outdoors before. He laughed and said If I was going to work on the farm I would need to get used to doing it as It was a big farm and not many toilets. So I went behind a big bush pulled my jeans and pants down and squatted and started to pee, I lost my balance and fell right into the puddle of pee, I must have screamed a little and Frank came running to my aid, Saw my jeans and pants at my ankles sitting on the wet grass. He was the first ever man to see me undressed like that, even my dad had never seen me. Back then I had a full red pubic bush. He smiled at me and asked if I needed help? I asked him not to look but he kept looking, it was then I noticed he had came running so fast he had not put his cock away. I had never seen one before and watched it get hard. He said sorry and tried to force it back but by that time he was rock hard. I asked him why it had done that and he said it was seeing me that did it. I told him I was all wet and needed to change and asked him if he could go get my bag. He brought it back and asked if I needed help? before I could say anything he knelt down and pulled my wet jeans off, then my pants. I sat on the grass just in my T shirt and he asked if that had got wet too? It had and he reached down and pulled it off. I was naked outdoors if front of my old teacher. To this day I have no idea why I let him undress me. He looked at me and told me I was a very beautiful girl and then undid his jeans took them off and his pants, his cock was hard and he pulled off his T shirt sat down on the grass next to me. He told me that he had always found me attractive leaned over and kissed me. He pushed me onto my back and his hand went between my legs and he pushed a finger right inside me. I screamed a little but he kept going. I gave into him and before long I was on my back legs wide open and he pushed his cock deep inside me and fucked me fast and rough. I have no idea how long it lasted but it felt wrong and also so very good. Then I got the shock of my life because I had my very first orgasm, that just kept going and going, I was shaking and must have been screaming too, he grunted and shot his cum inside me. He rolled off me and I was still shaking I looked over at him and he said sorry he had wanted to do that to me for a long time. He stood up and had a pee right in front of me, he looked at me and told me to pee if I wanted too, I said there was no way I could squat let alone stand my legs were like jelly, he laughed and said to just pee where I was. So I did. We got dressed and drove to the farm.

Frank Introduced me to his uncle Dave, Dave was a very handsome man but did not say a lot. He said he would let me settle into my room, well room was a bit of a stretch, it was a hay loft he had converted. Fank stayed with me to help me get settled in and as I was un packing I turned round and Frank was naked again, he came upto me and almost ripped my clothes off. He pushed me onto the bed and again fucked me hard and fast like there was no tomorrow Again I had an orgasm, then I heard someone giggle. I looked over and there was a girl peeking over the ladder, Frank turned round and laughed and said for her to come up. I was naked on the bed Frank pulled out and he introduce her and Laura Dave's oldest daughter. She kissed frank and then got next to me on the bed and kissed me too, she said we were going to have so much fun this summer. then put her hand between my legs and started to finger me. She was gentle but she hit the right spot and I orgasmed again then again. She pulled her finger out and licked it. I was more than a little bit shocked. That morning I was a sweet innocent girl, and now not only had I let a man fuck me but also another girl. I thought thats it I am going to hell.

Little did I know just how naughty things were going to get
I will tell you more once I can clean my fingers and recover from the orgasm I have just had writing this part

America's funeral homes are buying more and more F250 HD's with Diesel engines to convert into hearses. For now they are just using dump trucks, so they can also tow a back hoe to dick the hole in the same amount of time it takes by hand for a normal person.

In summertime, I go out at night looking for convertibles that are parked open. When I find one, I climb into that car and then take a dump on the driver's seat. It's fun. Try it.

http://direct.asda.com/Novelty-dog-Webcam/000590091,default,pd.html

I bought one of these webcams and put it in my 14 year old step-daughters bedroom. She doesnt have a computer. I ran a USB extension alongside the outdoor arial which runs through the wall into the loft (which is converted into my office)

I told her its a 'mood' dog and when its happy a little red light appears on him, which is why it has to be plugged in. They are so thick and dont understand computers LOL.

Thing is, i have always been sickly attracted to her, she is 14, excellent body, blonde hair and always dresses like a slut for school. I sit in the office for hours watching her and wanking over her. I was shocked last night, i watched her come in, in her school uniform she pulled down her tights and knickers and started sticking a marker pen in her vagina, i have never been so turned on in my entire life.. i have loads of video footage saved and am looking at uploading it to this website! Its so hot.

I love watching her get ready for school :)

Uploading MP4 videos

What are the chances that we'll be able to upload MP4 files soon? I just posted some avi's that were converted from mp4 and they turned out like shit on the site.

I've recorded a few cam sessions using camtasia. Do I have to convert the files into something else before I upload them?

After downloading an flv from this site, i cant get the sound to work without converting it completely. how to watch these, which player or codec so i can use mpc or vlc?

I responded to a craigslist ad not to long ago. It was an older married couple (50-60) looking for help organizing/converting porn photos and videos of him and his wife. I thought it would be pretty cool and erotic to be let into their private life like that, with them watching me (less than half their age) look at pictures of them fucking. Chatting with him online I got the impression he was into seeing his wife get fucked. So I go over there and I knew roughly what to expect as I'd seen a few pictures he sent me. I sit down at his computer and he showed me all the pictures he wanted on a DVD. His wife was puttering around the house and seemed disinterested while this was going on. He asked her to go out and get pizza so she leaves and we start talking. He told me she loves being fucked by other guys but she is really hard to get going. As I finish up his new home made porn DVD, the wife returns with the food. We showed it to her while we ate pizza and I gave her less and less subtle hints that I wanted to fuck her brains out while her husband filmed us and took pictures. Well, it was pretty awkward for a long time, with her seeming embarrassed and uncomfortable. So I think to myself this isn't going to happen. I start saying it's getting late and I should go. The husband sees the situation falling apart and just comes out and says "This young man thinks you look hot in your pictures, I think he'd like to fuck you upstairs in our bed, do you want to show him our bedroom?" She replied yes, seeming very embarrassed. So up we go. He puts on a porno and I help her take off her baggy shirt and shorts and get my first good look at her in person. She was a bit saggy as people get when we age, but healthy and nude and wanting me, a young total stranger, to fuck her. It was a delicious scenario. Her skin was so soft and white, her nipples such a delicate shade of pink, and delicious. She lay on her back on the bed while I caressed her body and her husband pulled down her panties. Her delicate tuft of pubic hair was strawberry blond with pale pink lips, it looked delicious. I was kneeling by her head on the bed with my fly open and cock sticking straight, up inches from her face. After a while, her husband moved away from eating her out and I leaned over to eat this 60 year old's pussy. As I leaned my cock brushed her lips and she opened her mouth and began sucking. As much as I was in heaven with this lady's juices all over my face, she didn't seem to be responding to my oral as much as I would have expected. No worries I thought, some like oral, some like fucking. I reluctantly pulled my cock out of her sucking mouth and got between her legs. While all this happens, her husband had gotten nude and is taking closeup pictures of her sucking my cock, me with my face slick from her pussy, and everything in between. I'm bi so I got an extra thrill watching him stroke himself and take pictures, the tip of his small cock dripping precum. It was all so pervy and raunchy and naughty, I was making them both horny and that was making ME horny. After a few closeups of me rubbing my cock up and down her pussy he gave me the go ahead to slide it in. I got about three quarters in before she squeezed her legs together to let me know that's all she could take. I was surprised, she had by FAR the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, and I've fucked virgins. I figured she would be able to take more of my cock after a while but no, that was it. I was bottoming out with only 3/4 of my cock in her. I fucked her for about 20 minutes, sucking her nipples and neck, my fingers buried in her hair, massaging the back of her head until she had a shuddering body clenching orgasm. I asked the guy to take over for a few while I rested and watched. He got her up on her hands and knees and fucked her doggy style for about 4 minutes before he blew his load inside her. She was gently sucking my cock while this was going on and playing with my balls with her tongue. I really wanted to spread her open and lick his cum out of her, but I didn't think that would go over too well. SO instead I took his place behind her, and was raging hard with excitement knowing I was fucking a pussy full of fresh cum. The guy seemed like he was going to say something, probably involving the fact I was just about to come into contact with his semen, but didn't. I guess he remembered I'm bi, lol. Her pussy was just as tight as before, and now slick and dripping, it was all I could do to keep from ramming into her up to the hilt, she kept lowering herself until she was laying face down flat on the bed. I came pretty quickly after this, our cum flowing out of her tiny pussy and running down my cock. I pulled out and lay down beside her, still erect and covered in our cum while the guy shot pictures of us. He brought me a warm washcloth after a bit and I cleaned myself and asked her if she wanted me to clean her too. She spread her legs and I had a good time finger fucking the cum out of her and wiping it up. The next day he sent me an email thanking me for the help with the pictures. He attached about 40 of our night together and many more of their other 3somes and 4somes this year. He said she loved it, apparently I'm the only guy who has ever made her cum by fucking her, usually she can only cum through oral. All the awkwardness earlier was because she though I wouldn't think she was attractive. Honestly, I can't wait to get back in that tight pussy and make some more home movies. Older people are defiantly the best, most experienced and carefree sexual beings on the planet. Accept that no one's body is perfect, step out of your comfort zone, leave your ageism at the door and have the best, kinkiest, sexual experience you've ever had.

I'm in South Texas if anyone else is interested. ;)

HELP PLEASE - Can anyone help me with something - sometimes I get ALMOST all of a download using SoThink (painfully close - like 38.50 out of 38.59mb), and it won't play if it isn't complete. Is there anyway to convert or play what I DID manage to get?
I SO wish there was a download link on this site.

I've got a few video related question here if any staff or knowledgeable members would care to answer.

OK, here's the deal. The ToS says non flash formats may not be uploaded but the FAQ says you can upload any common video format. Which is it?

Does transcoding to flash help get your videos posted faster? I've been operating under this assumption and making a flash file out of everything I can before uploading.

Are there any preferred specs for video uploads to keep them from getting mangled by the motherless transcoder or to bypass the motherless transcoder completely? Is H.264 video ok or will it be converted to VP6 upon upload anyway? Will HE-AAC be converted to mp3?

Oh, why are so many people who like my uploads into dogfucking?

Looking for a girl featured in (at least) three videos in Spanish. She's very young looking, but the production seems professional, so I'm pretty sure she's legal. (If not, never mind.) The three videos I saw are as follows:

1. She's home alone and an evangelist comes to convert her. They end up fucking.
2. She's at the pool, her brother leaves her alone with his best friend. They end up fucking.
3. She orders a pizza and persuades the pizza boy to come to her room. They end up fucking.

She's exceptionally hot. Anyone know where I might find the videos?

Can anyone convert this to psp and put it on sendspace? Jewelspaige? I've tried using onlineconverter.com but the only vid that worked with it was a brittneybarbie vid (thank god) http://www.badongo.com/vid/1635841 any help?

I hate how old Gallery converts all its pics into 800x600 or smaller. They take the best pics on the internet, shrink them, and report them. And then the original posters of the large pics get taken down, other people copy the Jailbail Gallery pics, and then the small pics are the new standards. I've lost a number of great pics over the years, and every time I've looked around for them on Motherless, I encounter their shrunken descendants. And for this, I blame old Gallery.

Lift your game, old Gallery! Post large-sized pics! We're not using tiny CRT monitors anymore!

Heyyyy guys can someone tell me how to edit/add additional tags to my galleries/pics? Do i have to do it one image at a time or can I do whole galleries at once?

Also, how do I convert video to .swf format? is .flv format ok or will that not work.

Just tryin' to get some content up.
Thanks!

Quick question! Well it's two parts. I've cap'd a stickam using Camtasia, buy darn thing got 4gb! Crazy! It was an hour cap. Now my question, 1 is there free versions of Camtasia out there? Or other programs? And two for those that have Camtasia, how do you convert it to mp-4, avi, or something smaller. In return I will post the cap I got. 4gb for an hour, just ridiculous.

Anybody know of any good free converter site? for mac. I want to convert vids into mp4.

Hi i have been using fake videos on chatroulette to get videos of girls so i can upload them here but the program i use to convert the file from flv to wmv/mpg format only converts it up to 2mins any one know of a program that converts the whole file and not only youtube videos tyvm if you can help =)

anyone have a decent quality briana loves jenna? i found it again recently, but its pretty crappy quality. i haven't tried to convert it yet, but pretty sure that won't matter.

Serious question about Adolph Hitler.

Do you think it's his fault that the world is now packed full of limp wristed pussies? Did his extreme masculinity and raw White male power launch the "equal and opposite" reaction converting White males into the biggest group of cowering pansies next to liberal white females?

I'm not trying to convert anybody, truth be told I'm still set in my old ways. I did, however, recently learn that guys give head every bit as good as girls. Which, in a round about way, led to me thinking that maybe all those years of watching tv as a youngin' may have had an unexpected effect on my brains ability to perceive gender.

Maybe, just the way it does.

See, sex sells. No doubt.

What then, if you you're only allowed to allude to or imply your top seller on your top advertising platform? TV.

You can't depict nudity or explicit sex on TV. FCC saw to that. So without nudity you have depictions of sex wherein clothing takes the place of anatomy. Gender defined by fashion, ya'll dig?

So this recent experience of mine doesn't seem odd to me at all seeing as my benefactor wore all the right clothes. She was A trap. (Lucky me) I found myself using she, her and girl when talking to and about her. Despite the fact that bare bones, she was a boy.

What does that mean? I don't know. To some folks, almost exclusively super hetero men I might add, it means I am a fag. In more reasonable terms it seems perfectly clear that I am a heterosexual myself, I just have superficially defined gender perceptions.

My experience was absolutely positive, I loved it. I hope to take her out again.

I will admit, however, that should she decide she'd like to go out as a male in male clothes; I have no interest and am quite turned off.

Shallow? Maybe, but honest. I took a boy dressed as a girl out on a date this weekend, I had a great time and got phenomenal head.

Long term? No, I think there's plenty there that I'd have to acknowledge at some point and it would ultimately end things, probably poorly. I just felt it necessary to share what I think was a relevant discovery.

That discovery was this.

It's all in our heads.

Feel free to share an opinion. I already covered my Fagdom, so since that's out of the way. What do you others think?

We've only been out the once. It was fun if not ordinary.

Well, that's actually not accurate I guess.

I've never been so sexually involved on a first date, I guess that makes it rather special in it's own way. You learn something new every day don't you?

I've never been into thick chicks. Just not my thing. Since the economy tanked we'd had a new office girl from the temp agency almost every month. So yesterday I told the one who's been there the past month she'd probably get a pink slip since all the other girls only lasted a month. She's cute, just not my type. Today she was told she wouldn't be needed tomorrow... sucks. We've always joked about shit and even though I'm married she asked for my cell. As a total joke I told her I'd give her $20 if she flashed her rack. She giggled at first then mentioned the 3rd floor was still empty. I figured she was joking but up the stairs we went with her leading the way. Once we're out of earshot I hear about how she's had a crush on me and how she's getting fired anyways so fuck it. 3rd floor she pulls me into a cubicle, empty floor since they're converting it over. I'm still thinking she's full of shit. "$20 huh?" and she reaches back and unsnaps. She does the whole undershirt thing and pulls this big ass bra out her right sleeve. I still think she's gonna chicken out so I pull a $20 bill and set it on the desk. I was thinking maybe she'd lift her shirt but she straight up took the fucker off, huge juggs bounce down as her blouse went up. I've seen smaller watermelons. She didn't want the $20, instead she's teasing my belt telling me it's my turn. I get her to undo my belt with her teeth, nice view with that massive rack pressed against me. I know what she wanted, but I didn't fucking care. From the minute she pulled my cock out it was either between those amazing tits, or fucking her mouth. I'm not into thick chicks but I'm always game for head. After some fun I made her gag so she slipped off and sad I was too rough, stroking me the whole time. I face fucked her a bit more, then made her hold her tits while I fucked them. Not wanting to waste it I figured fuck it... and pulled up a the last possible moment spraying her face. Shock, fear, surprise, who knows all I know is she wasn't expecting a few loads coating her pretty face. She was pissed at first but then she laughed. After work I talked her into another round in her car.

i need to make a video i want to upload smaller because its around 700mb its an hd video i took with my iphone how do i convert it to make it smaller?

I'm looking pretty cool in my convertible and wearing my sunglasses. If I had a camera, I'd take a picture and upload it so you guys can see how cool I look.

what is the best format to convert vids to upload to ml??