i like seeing maxipad bulges under ladies’ clothes, and recently found that i like seeing diaper bulges under old ladies’ clothes too- any padding in their pantie turns me on!  So when i notice diapered old ladies in stores, i offer to walk them to their cars or help them out. This lady i noticed in home depot asking about something i know about, so i chatted her up and gave her my card. If i go into her house i’m going to look for used pads or diapers in her trash and take them home to wear and cum in 

When the nudes are so trash you draw clothes and send them back 

I confess I like to steal my friends/buddies gf's/wives/family members panties and sniff them (if they're dirty - my fav), wear them, and jerkoff with them on my face, sometimes I like to cum in them too. I've taken everything from thongs by VS, panties by VS, arie panties, generic thongs and panties. I've even stole a top (I cd every once in a while).

Today I stole my buddies sisters(she's in college and a hottie) superman panties. Thankfully they were dirty(tho not enough). I'm sniffing them right now. They weren't stinky enough to smell her ass or her pussy (she's an incredibly clean girl). They were the only underwear I could find in her room. Should have gone and got one of his moms thongs (she's smokin too).

Last weekend I was in another state for my cousins wedding, and I got to stay in my cousins old room at my aunt and uncles house. she had been home for her brothers wedding from college and left a suitcase there on her floor. I looked threw it and found a nice lacey thong that was dirty. I threw them in my shorts pocket and went to bed. All the next day on the way home I fingered them in my pocket, getting hard in the back of the car. When I got home I smelled em and they smelled great! Her ass smelled so divine, and her pussy had leaked out onto her thong and left some crusty bits I sniffed for probably 20 minutes straight! My cousins really cute and for the first time I beat off to her, god damn I came so much!! lol. It's not the first pair of panties I've taken from her though. Awhile ago, she had a family emergency and had to go back home earlier than expected, and left her bag at my house. I immediately went through her stuff and found a nice pair of panties, I still wear em every once in a while.

One of my buddies fiance has caught the brunt of it though, I've taken 4 of her thongs ( all dirty, two of em smelled like she wore em for a week, ooooooooooooo) and jerked off in another while they were gone and I was at their apartment.(That was a nice pair, with a nice white bow on the front) One pair of her panties had a bunch of her dried up juices all over it, and I still haven't worn that one yet, I still like to rub it on my face! Another pair of hers has a bunchhhhhh of dried juices on it, but I'm not so sure its all hers. I think she took a creampie and put em on, because there was just so much dried up thick stuff on the green pair. I also think this pair was REALLY fresh, like within a day. I got hard just looking at em and immediately smelled them. When I got home I licked em (pretty) clean and jizzed all over myself thinking about my buddies jizz and his fiance's juices mixed and in my mouth, awwhwhwhhw. SHE has a GREAT smelling ass, and she's smokin hot too. I like to wear her thongs when I go over to their house, lol. all her thongs were Hanes tho, they were kinda cheap cloth thongs, but they still feel good.

A few weeks before the wedding I went into my friends room while she was at the pool with her kid, and my buddy was taking a shower. I found a pink thong sitting on a chair kinda underneath some clothes, and I smelled it really quick to see if it was clean, and it wasn't! So, being full of adrenaline, I stuffed em down my pants (didn't have any pockets) and went and watched tv. Deciding I couldn't take a chance and I didn't want to get my smell all over them ( i hadn't showered in a few days - it was a partying binge) I took em out to my car and smelled them the entire way. Her ass smelled gooood, but not as good as my cousins. This pair doesn't fit as well as she is a TINY TINY chick and I'm about 6'3 225lbs. She is kind of a whore, most all my buddies have fucked her, some at the same time lol.

Another pair I got, which I think were unwashed when the chick wore them (I never met her) because when I wore them the pink dye had come off all over my gooch and ass. But I got this pair when I was over at my friends brothers apartment, and I walk in and there is a pink thong tac'd to the wall. I was like wtf, and my buddy said that "one of my brothers friends had sex on my bed and left these in the sheets". My buddies brother got sick of looking at em and took em down with a plastic bag, and threw them in the trash. So I naturally started planning my heist haha. I waited for the perfect chance when my buddy was sleeping (we were hung over as fuck) and his brother was taking a shower to dig in the trash and get em. I snagged em, but this was a close call, as his brother came out of the bathroom (which faced the kitchen trash can) I had just stashed em in my pocket, and since I've done this a few times, I had taken over a piece of trash to cover my tracks, lol. He had no idea. But this thong barely had any scent at all, I was kind of disappointed, as this chick was supposed to be a huge slut. oh well...

I've taken panties from my buddies wife when I helped em move. I snagged em out of the dresser when I carried something by myself. Too bad she doesn't like thongs or strings... oh well, she is a bitch.

I've also stolen two pairs of hotpants from my other buddies fiance. She is not attractive, and her pussy smelled like death, thank god for the washer... There may be more that I just can't remember now, if I remember them I'll post em on this thread!

There are a few more of my friends, buddies gf's/wives w/e that I need to get a pair from, and I'm always on the lookout. Feels good to tell people what I've done, hopefully someone else likes to do the same and can share some stories about it.

When I was a Junior in high school, I became friends with a freshmen girl Jennifer who lived down the road. She was friends with my childhood friend Beth. While talking with Beth one day we got on the subject of tan lines. Jen makes a comment about how much she hates them, and after a while we get her to admit she often sunbaths topless and in a very small bottom.
So one day I'm riding my bike past her house and hear music in the back yard. They have a 6 foot barricade fence around the entire yard. I use my bike and a trash can to look over. There she is sunbathing, only she had lied to us. She was completely naked. After a few minutes she see's me and screams covering up with a towel quickly.
Pressing the advantage I went through the gate and said hi. She yells at me for a while, but her heart really isn't in it. For one she hadn't made an effort to make me leave and hadn't put on any clothes. I kept stepping closer until I reached down, pulled her to her feet, and kissed her. I grabbed her bare ass with me hand and she squeaked. I pulled the towel from her hand and grabbed her tits.
She pulled my clothes off and we fucked right there in her back yard.
We "dated" for a few years. It was great, especially when I fucked her in front of Beth.

my daughter is a freshman at LSU and she has some hot friends. i mean on a scale of 1 to 10 the uglyest is a 8.5.
she has one friend trish. she is on the uper 9.5 or better that always comes around wearing see threw t shirts and short that are so tight you can see a camel toe easly or so loose you can see everthing when she sits down.
i dont mean to brag but i'm 49 and still have a 6 pack i'm not a musle bond ape but stay in good shape.
we dont have a pool we have a pond. and i was laying ont he table after digging a big ass hole ot bury some trash and relaxing.
i wanted to get up and go move the tractor into the shade so the seat wont be so hot when i got back on it but i was just to lazy.
and jannis came up yelling at me and i yelled at he i was over here laying my butt down. and she came up to see if she could use my truck because she wanted to go to the beach for awhile. i told her sure and she left.
i guess i went to sleep or something because it was a couple hours later trish was standing over me. kinda scared me at first. she was smiling and ask where janis was. i told her she went to the beach and thought she was with her. she told me no she had to work and wanted to use the pond to cool off. i told her to go ahead and to my suprise she striped down to a G string and jumped in. and everytime she moved her top would come loose and her nice tits would fall out. i laughed and told ehr she might as well take the top off it dont fit anyways and she threw it to me.
then she said you should join me i told her i dont have anything to wear and now wearing my jeans in the water . she said get naked i dont care and she bulled ehr bottoms off and threw them to me. then she walked out of the water to me and started unding my pants.
i told her i'm old enough to be your daddy and if i get naked we going ot fuck. thinking that might make ehr stop, but it didn't she said i hope so daddy.i stood up she pulled my pants down and i pulled off my shirt and she grabed my dick and used it as a leash and pulled me into the water. she said your all sweaty and need to clean up before i fuck you untill you cant take anymore.
she wetn all over my body with her hands even the crack of my ass. and as she did she did the same thing with her mouth and stuck her toung up my ass hole.
after few minutes of this i returned the favor and i rolled her over on her belly and rased her as in the air and you could tell she been ass fucked alot. i stuck my tounge in her ass and i thought she was going to suck my tounge off she sucked it in so hard. i started fingering her pussy one two thee and then four fingers while i was still eating her ass hole out. and the next thing i knew is i had my fist in her pussy up to my wrist. i have never found a girl i could fist.
i stoped eating her ass and stuck my dick in her ass i knew i couldn't do anything for that pussy. i pulled out and rolled her over on her back and started fucking her ass again and was working my fist in her pussy again . i busted 3 nuts in her ass and never lost my hard on. but i was hurting so i stoped layed down and she set on top of me her pussy was so losse i couldnt feel it at first but then it started getting tight again.
she pulled out and stuck it up her ass again. then she said i have ot pee daddy. but i dont want to stop. well dont i said. i was going to tell her to just hold it but before i could she starting pissing all over me. i never thought i'd get into pee but i had to try and i started feeling her ass hole up with pee. and it wasn't easy its liek haveing a rubber band around your dick when you pee its hard to do. i pissed so much it ran out all over the table as soon as i pulled out. my poor dick was raw and went limp.
she grabed em by the hand and pulled me into to water. we washed off and it was well after dark now but its a good think it was a full moon. we jumped on the tractor togeher and my dick got hard again while she was on my lap and i reached down and slid it in her pussy as i tought her how to drive home. i had our cloths in my hands as she drove. it takea about 5 minutes to get back to the house in a stright line but she drove all the way around the land so it took about 20 minutes.
i have a nice yard in the back so i dont uselly put the tractor on it but tonight she drive right up to the door. she jumped of grabed our cloths from me and ran into the house. i followed like a lost puppy.
the last thing on my mind right then was my real daughter jannis. i ran into the kitchen and trish had a glass of tea in hand and handed me a the pitcher and a glass. i just drank out of the pitcher and set it down and bent her over the table and started eating her ass out again.
and i almost past out. when i heard jannis say damn daddy you going ot have to stop soon your old and i dont want you haveing a heart attact and die on me.
trish busted out laughing and ask her how long you been home. jannis said about 3 hours and you two was already fucking when i walked out to the pond. i was about to go break you tow up because i was scared you fuck my daddy to death. because i know what kind of fuck whore you are when you get started you dont know when to quit and my daddys no spring chicken anymore. i stood up and said hay i might be older but i'm not old. i can go longer if i want to and i think i might want to .they both laughed and my daughter said well happy fathers days daddy. she was my present to you.
i couldnt beleave my ears when i heard that then i snaped. hey its not fathers day.
then she said happy birthday, easter, christmas. just take it and shut the hell up.
then i snaped i'm naked in my kitchen with one hot ass fuck slut and my 19 year old daughter just looking at my naked body. i grabed my pants and started putting them on and trish ask are we done.
i told her as long as my kid was here i guess so.
jannis told me its ok daddy i need her help for a few minutes anyways. truish jumped up kissed me and grabed her hand and they walked up the stairs togeher. and in less than two minutes i heard the shower going. so i walked down the hall and the door was wide open so i walked in and they was in the shower together washing each othere and trish was telling her everything that we did that day and threw the door i couldnt really see to much but i could tell both girls had there hands in each othere pussy.
thats another story.
i hope you enjoyed this one

Went to a wedding with my wife a couple of years ago. After the reception, we went to a bar with the group for an after party. I went for a round of drinks and came back to find my wife doing a drunk dance in front of one of her female friends that was sitting in a chair. Everyone started yelling lap dance and my wife backed up and started putting on a show while teasing and lifting her skirt a bit. I was shocked since this is so out of character for her! When I got around to the other side, there were now several of her male friends that got closer for a view. Someone yelling take it off and without missing a beat, my wife flipped up the back of her skirt and pulled down her thong giving everyone on that side a clear view of her shaved pussy. I literally couldn’t believe it! I have been with her for 20 years and has never seen this type of behavior from her. The dance pretty much ended there. We kept drinking and she got even more trashed. I called an Uber for us to take home and we waiting outside the bar on a bench for our ride. There were about 20 other people standing around smoking or waiting on rides themselves. My wife leaned up against me and fell asleep. I’m not sure what came over me but I wanted to see her exposed again. I lifted up her skirt and slowly pulled her thong down enough that it hung to the side showing off her pussy. I left her like that until the Uber showed up. Several guys snapped pics of her sitting there. When we got back I was the horniest I’ve been in a long time. She laid face down on the bed and fell asleep. I removed all of her clothes and she never even stirred. That was the first time I ever put my cock in her ass and I left it full of cum. She woke in the morning with a terrible hangover but otherwise remembered nothing of the night before. Been trying to recreate that night ever since!