Not really a confession... more like a question.
About 4 months ago, a friend of mine told me that he and his wife really want to have a baby. Seems they have been trying for quite some time and she hasn't gotten pregnant.
He told me they went to a fertility clinic and she is ok but he has what they called "low sperm count" and that's why she hasn't gotten pregnant.
So my friend tells me that they don't have the money for the artificial insemination but she really wants to have a baby.
Bottom line is, he asked me if I would be willing to get her pregnant. I said, "you wnat me to fuck your wife and get her pregnant?" and he says "Yeah, she's real nervous about it but she doesn't want to do it with some stranger. She knows you and likes you and she wants you to do it."
So, what the hell, I agree to it and I have fucked his wife three or four times a month for the past 4 months. She is a hot little number and she sucks my cock to get it hard, pretty much does anything I ask her to do as long as I come in her pussy.
NOw the question is, how long can I get away with fucking my friend's wife before they find out I had a vasectomy 12 years ago?

If I were a woman I'd be the biggest whore you ever met... I'd climb on and suck every cock I could anywhere I could. I wouldn't use condoms, birth control or prophylactics... I'd have a frequent flyer card to the local abortion clinic and I would know everyone there by first name, probably some of them there even better because I'd beg to suck some cocks while I got scraped out.... I'd dress in next to nothing letting my tits and ass hang out advertising my body for use.... I'd be a proud whore and wear it well bringing the female gender back down to their roots where we belong, on our knees servicing cocks....

Fresh from tha abortion clinic

I'm falling for a stripper. I'm married but my wife is clinically depressed and mentally abusive.

So I went to a strip club last week and met a dancer who is a perfect 10 and sweet as pie. I don't think she even belongs there. She's educated and comes from a nice family. We talk all night and then go make out (everything but sex). I just want to rescue her and run away. I can have her but I can't bring myself to do it WTF I'm so frustrated.

Back to my marriage.. I have a young child and until now I was willing to pretend everything is fine for his sake. But when my wife comes back from a family thing I'm going to tell her to shape up or ship out. It's the only thing I can do to keep my sanity since running away with a stripper is about the stupidest choice I could ever make.

I did not expect that my confession of masturbating men in a sperm clinic would be so well received, thanks guys, I would like masturbation places to exist, some private with very sexy girls, other public volunteers with average girls, doing social service, and serving criminals condemnation of masturbating strangers, haha, it would be very funny to see them, I am always a volunteer on farms, I love making studs unload, when I have dates I tell them, hey I masturbate you, some don't believe me and others had a nice day, yes If a guy asked me, I would just do it, once a guy asked me as a joke, and I masturbated him, I also keep the semen samples, I have jars full of sperm in my room, it's also good to eat, and an excellent facial mask, the boys after downloading become tender, girls to masturbate, the violence would end

Fuck I miss tinder. Married now so not on there. So many hookups from tinder. Old young fat skinny just a smorgasbord of whores. Had to go to the clinic after raw digging so many bitches to make sure I didn’t catch anything. Thankfully I didn’t lol I wish I knew of an anonymous way to hook up with chicks like that now. Not into paying for it. 

A U.S. pastor has been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of travelling to Haiti to have sex with children.

Larry Michael Bollinger, from Gaston, North Carolina, �did knowingly travel� from the United States to Haiti, and engage in illicit sexual conduct� with two minors, according to a bill of indictment filed in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of North Carolina on Tuesday.

Records show Bollinger was booked into the Mecklenburg County jail late Wednesday evening.

The alleged sexual acts occurred in 2009, between August 1 and November 18, according to the Charlotte Observer.

Behind bars: Gastonia pastor is in jail after being indicted on charges of having sex with two minors in Haiti.

Bollinger, a Lutheran pastor for 33 years, had been working as a coordinator with The Lazarus Project, a mostly Lutheran ministry that runs a vocational school and medical clinic in the Caribbean country.

Current coordinator of the Project, Rev. Ron Qualley, told the Charlotte Observer that Bolliger �was immediately removed from that position� when the sexual accusations first came to light in 2009.

�This is not anything we condone,� he said.

But Rev. Qualley insisted Bollinger �did very good work� during his time with the Project, which has been operating in Haiti for 16 years.

He said that while the accusations had come as a shock, the ministry had not been impacted and continued to do its work.

�The people of Haiti depend on our good work,� he said. �We�re trying to do the best we can.�

Bollinger and his wife had done volunteer work with the House of Mercy, a residential care facility in Belmont for individuals in the advanced stages of AIDS, according to the Charlotte Observer.

He is also believed to have been the pastor at Christ Lutheran Church in Stanley in the past.

So please give more money so we can continue to molest the children on Haiti, we will also be helping people with aids too.

I confess I'm considering cheating on my wife.

A bit (or a lot) of backstory: I've always been very shy and nerdy, not bad looking, but the total antithesis of a ladies' man. My senior year in high-school I was invited to go on a trip to Australia for a youth leadership conference. The trip was supposed to be for people finishing their first year of college, but through a mix-up I was able to go, and my parents thought it would be a good "educational" graduation gift. So I went and witnessed, without partaking, in lots of hook-ups. Our last night there we stayed at a hotel just a few blocks from Sydney's red-light district (King Street). I had a fair bit of extra cash after buying souvenirs for my family, so I was lured to a strip club. I didn't realize prostitution was legal there, and it was only a few minutes before I was lured to a private room and convinced to pay for a BJ. Right before I finished she stopped and asked if I wanted more -- in retrospect a great "marketing" tactic for that line of work. I still had some cash, but not enough - she finally agreed to do the deed, but insisted we had to be quiet or she'd get in trouble for taking such a low sum. So we did. And it was incredibly lousy. She just lay there, shirt on, didn't move a muscle, didn't make a sound. And even though I used a condom, I spent months convinced I had contracted something nasty. I must have had myself tested at clinics at least 3 times.

That was my only even-remotely sexual experience all the way through college. When I started grad school, I met a girl and we started dating -- my first girlfriend, and it didn't come until the age of 22. We quickly started into sex and a few months into it we stopped using a condom because she told me she couldn't get pregnant. Go figure--she did. She was a good Christian girl, and a total pro-lifer, so it shocked me when she was the one who decided to have the abortion. It was a hard time for her - moreso because she had been told by doctors this couldn't happen. That was only 3 months into the relationship.

I kept dating her, and eventually she started pushing me for the bling. I resisted for a long time, because aside from my one misstep in Australia, she was my only partner, and I knew I wanted more. Eventually, though, I convinced myself I could be monogamous with her, and we married about 19 months ago.

She was never petite to begin with, but she also has a problem with weight, she works out like a fiend, and eats healthier than anyone I know but the weight keeps piling on (it's part of the same condition that is supposed to prevent her from getting pregnant), though she has so far kept herself under 200 lbs, she is not skinny. On top of that, my eye has started to stray too, my confidence has gone up a whole lot, and I can see other women who are interested in me.

Since the wedding I've stopped in a few strip clubs and discovered a few that are little more than fronts for brothels. Curiosity also brought me to an AMP, though I only got an HJ, and even then only because the girl seemed so upset that I wasn't going to tip for anything extra.

This has caused me to slowly start squirreling away enough to be able to afford all the "extras" at one of these places. Just recently I met that mark. And there's a weekend coming up where my wife will be out of town. But since I hit that mark suddenly, I'm finding my libido is down, and I don't really want to do it.

I really do love my wife. I'm incredibly worried about the harm it would do if she found out, or if I did catch something. I don't want to have an affair, even an FWB thing because you never know when that other person could send you an incriminating e-mail, text, phone call, or outright try to blackmail me. But I am really sexually frustrated and I really want to experiment with more pussy. I've tried pushing the open-marriage, or swinging thing too, but she's also totally not into that.

So I know motherless is supposed to be a moral-free zone. I don't need anyone preaching to me. What I want to know is guys, (and gals) who have similar situations, what advice do you have?

Short Story: The Exploitation of Joan
Image via AI Art Stable Diffusion

She was being crushed under the weight of his hairy fat gut, pressing into her soft fragile body. Joan gasped for breath as his large hand gripped her neck. She gasped and gagged feeling him pumping his member deep inside her, his whisky breath wafting up her nostrils at whatever oxygen she struggled to inhale. Her petite breasts protruded under his barrel chest as he slammed into her. Her long slender legs were pinned open as he pounded her little frame of a body. With each thrust it was harder to breath. His bearded face was itchy on her soft pale skin, reddening it with irritation. He let go of her neck, and quickly bit into her neck, she could feel his teeth sinking in and she let out a gasp. She inhaled, and gulped in as much air as she could and coughed. With each cough she could feel her muscles tighten around his invading cock that was decimating her womb.

She could feel the tip of his thick cock slam into her cervix, and she squealed in pain. The pain of her vaginal walls being stretched almost made her pass out as he fucked her with no remorse. One of his giant paws grabbed on to one of her petite breasts, squeezing tightly. His bearded mouth was upon her lips and his tongue forcefully opened her mouth. She could taste his stale putrid breath as his tongue slid on to hers. His tongue penetrated deep inside of her mouth. Grunting with every pump into her small frame, her body was jolted by each and every painful thrust inside her. His mouth pulled away from her lips, and he focused on a perky breast, biting down, sucking as his hairy obese belly pinned her underneath. He tensed up, she could feel the girth of his cock expanding inside her, pushing the walls of her tight vagina outward. His hand gripped her neck and he stopped sucking on her nipple, but was now looking into her eyes. He grunted loudly and she felt his large cock pulsating deep within her. Her pussy was on fire, as if a volcano was erupting inside her. She could feel his hot white cum dripping out of her as he continued to pump in a seemingly never ending orgasm. She winced in pain as her pussy burned from being stretched so much from the friction of such a large cock. He collapsed on top of her, grunting. Again she struggled to breath, and patted him on his hairy back.

“Hey…” she whispered.
“Hmmm,” he grunted and rolled off of her.
She stood up and cum ran down her leg. Joan shook her head because she really hated taking the morning after pill, but she couldn’t afford to get birth control. There were no free women’s clinics around her area. Joan walked over to the nightstand and recounted the money that was on it. $600, he must have given her a tip for not using a condom – not like she really had a choice in the matter. The man stirred, and she turned towards him. He was looking up at her grinning, admiring her body.
“That was some good ass pussy, girl. Makin mama proud I’m sure!” He had a southern drawl.
Joan didn’t say a word, but leaned down and grabbed her panties off the floor.

“Alright little lady, I get the hint,” he grunted as he got up off the bed, reaching for his pants. He pulled out his wallet, looked inside, “Well ya didn’t steal anything, here’s another $200 for being a good girl, a good little slut. You keep that pussy of yours in tip top shape ok? Daddy’s gonna want more.”
“Yes sir,” she murmured. Her muscles hurt, her pussy hurt, and her neck throbbed in pain. She looked down at her breast and it was bruised, and had a hickey. She would need time to heal before accepting other clients. She sat down on the bed and slipped on her favorite black miniskirt, then picked up her red laced top and pulled it over her small tits.

“Yer not a talkative one,” he noted, “I like that. Bitches who talk too much annoy me, well, gotta head home to the cunt I married. Hopefully I’ll see you again. Here is my number.”

He handed her a business card and quickly put his shirt on. Not even looking back to her, he opened the door to the room and left.

“No fucking way I’m going through that again. Fuck,” she said to herself. She stood up and winced in pain. She walked over to the room’s safe which was hidden in a closet and used the combination to open it. Her purse was inside, as was her phone.

She looked through the various text messages on her phone and noticed one from her stepbrother.

“I know what you have been doing, you little whore,” the text read.
Her face was flush with anger, “motherfucking asshole,” she said as she dialed his number.
“Hello?” He politely asked.
“Fuck off, who do you think you are?”
“Just a guy who is gonna tell your mom your little secret… unless…”
“UNLESS WHAT?” Joan fumed, yelling into the phone.
“Unless you let me get some of that…” he said calmly.
“Listen dickhead, I don’t know what you’re talking about – what secret? Go ahead, you’re disgusting.”
Her step brother was a bit older than she was, he was 26, and she just turned 21.
“I’ve got proof. One of my buddies fucked you, and took video of it. Hidden video, here I’ll send you a screenshot, hold on…” he scrolled through his phone and sent her a screenshot of her kneeling on the floor of a hotel room, with a man’s cock in her mouth.
Her heart nearly stopped.
“I’ve always had a thing for you, Joan… your choice” he said.
(to be continued?)

Well, this is the only place I can tell this so I thought I would.

The most wonderful and frightening and somewhat unusual thing happened to me the other day.

I am a married man. I love my wife dearly but she does not fulfil my needs. She deals with depression and she doesn't let me touch her and she almost never lets me kiss her [passionately]. On top of this, she has gained a lot of weight. We did not have sex until we were married. And by then she had gained a lot more weight than when we were dating and she has steadily gained weight ever since. I still love her and treat her great but she has been dealing with a really low self image and doesn't like to be liked.

This is the confession. Throughout our marriage, practically whenever I could, I would run off to strip clubs. I am not in the best shape but I am not overly large. I am clinically obese but I am not huge. I have done these strip club binges a number of times. Now I always read about people getting blowjobs and other things at the clubs but this has never happened to me. One drunk stripper tried to take me home and I bailed. She was wasted and she had some kind of informal relationship with the strip club. I am today not sure how it all worked. But she told me to meet her outside and that I would be paying her all night. However, I would not cheat on my wife.

This brings me to this latest incident. Like I said, I have done this many times before but, the other day, I traveled to a series of strip clubs. I went with a girl for a few topless dances and she said to me. If you buy a private room "anything goes". Now when you hear anything goes [at least in a strip club] anything does not go. She let me touch her, which was great. She was pretty good at the lap dancing. And she had an absolutely incredible body. And she smelled wonderful.

Anyway, I am very respectful of these women. I do not break boundaries. And I make sure things are alright before I do them. In the private room, I did something stupid. She removed all her clothes and I asked if I could remove my pants. She said that was alright. Honestly, at this point, it was just to make it feel better but maybe that was a sign for her that I wanted to go further. She started grinding me and eventually my penis came out of my boxers. I stopped her. She said it was alright she wasn't going to put it in. I told her that I was married and I have no intention to cheat on my wife. She continued grinding and working my penis. Then she did the unexpected, she got on her knees and started to give me the best blowjob I have ever had. She was masterful. She worked the tip and even deep throated which I had never felt before. She was literally trying to make me cum. Honestly, I should have let her but I stopped her because I felt that was too far. She said I was the first person to ever say "no". Maybe if I had let her this next part wouldn't have happened.

The private time wasn't over. I was loving it. I was loving her. What was not to love? She got back on top and started grinding and working me over. I told her I didn't want it to go to far. She again assured me that it would not go to far. And it did. She slipped me inside her and started moving up and down. This was raw. No condom or anything and it felt amazing. I didn't mean it to go that far but all of a sudden I was fucking this stripper. And for the first time, physically cheating on my wife. I eventually stopped her before I came and said I didn't want to go any further. I couldn't. I love my wife. It felt amazing but my brain was saying to stop over and over. I just couldn't do that to her. Even though I had already gone to far. I fucked up.

She offered to get a condom and finish but I refused. I never did climax with her but that doesn't even seem to matter at this point. I cheated none the less. and since I went that far, I almost wonder if I just shouldn't have finished it. If I would have let the blowjob finish, then I would have probably been done then. But since it went so far, a part of me really wishes I had gone all the way.

I did get to do something I don't get to do much, if ever, at home. I love pussy. I love going down on girls. As long as they are clean and healthy, I could spend a lot of time down there. So I asked the stripper if I could. She said "of course, all girls like that." And I did. I ate her until her moans stiffled in, what I hope, was a real orgasm.

I did, at one time, ask her if she was clean. It would have been too late at that point anyway but I did ask and she said of course. I would like to think she told the truth but only time will tell.

In the end, I had unprotected sex with a beautiful stripper; got a great BJ, and gave some great lip service [I hope] but now I wonder how, if ever, I should tell my wife especially if I have a STD or STI. And I worry in fucking her, I fucked everything else up. Again, I never meant to have sex. I even told the stripper "no" multiple times but I feel like this isn't going to help me when push comes to shove.

If I don't have an STD or STI, I will probably never tell her. And that is probably best.

I’m looking for a video I saw on here within the past month.  It was a security camera video from inside a clinic of some sort.  The name of the clinic was on the wall.  It was possibly a beauty parlor or an  aesthetician office.  A man and a woman, the man appeared to be a doctor, sat the woman down and went down on her.  After a few minutes, they got up and moved off screen.

I confess
I wanted to touch her ass today at the doctor clinic

Im thinking of going to a sex addition clinic because I am dreaming up more extreme ideas day by day bored at home looking for work.

Last night I spent 2 hours edge play which felt great with precum oozing out over the whole period, dribbling down my engorge cock shaft but I still didn't get off... Thing is....

1) I pushed two needles through my cock head and out the underside
2) I connected each needle to the wire of a tens unit
3) Over the space of an hour I worked my way through every programme up to max power several times!
4) When I pulled the needle out after the session, I was excite by the blood spurting out of the holes like a fountain...so much so that I collect some, drank it and smeared it over my cock, balls and face.
5) When I had finished clearing up, I had the craving to do it all over again...

Next time I want 3 needles pushed through making a star shape. I'm going to push them trough just at the ridge of my bell end so that they hold on a ring fitted around my shaft under the sensitive ridge. I'll connect one wire to the ring and the other to a metal butt plug that I will stuff up my butt...this configuration always works well for electro-stim but with the added stimulation of the electricity flowing through the crossed over needles passing directly through my cock head...it should be truly mind blowing and very, very intense.

I'd welcome your thoughts!?

I confess that I am obsessed with shemales. About five years ago a friend looked up shemale porn for shits and giggles. That was my first taste, all the other guys were cringing at the site but I had to leave the room due to a boner. That night I got on my slow as PSP and masturbated to shemales. I've done so every single night aincw. I jack off too it at least 3 times a day, I think I am clinically obsessed. Whenever I masturbate to regular girls I always find myself imagining what they would be like if they had a cock. I don't have pity for myself though, I absolutely love shemales.

Ok, this is really random, but this is Random, so what the heck.

Can someone help me think of a sexual sounding word for genitals that isn't gender specific?

I want something that feels like "cock" or "pussy" but inclusive of both. The only words I can think of sound either clinical or silly.

Thousands rally against Ga. immigration

But the facts are..we do not need them or want them.

JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes
$25.00 per hour before taxes are deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number,
and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention...

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00
per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has
$31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00
per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his
family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has
$24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and
local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has
$31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or
welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.
Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and
welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe
Legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose
Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose
Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal
now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has
$31,200.00. Better yet, his new babies were born in the US , so they are
considered legal so they get state Medi-Caid and food stamps because he
technically has NO income.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline,
etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline
and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after
work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe
Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a
government sponsored lunch Jose Illegal's children have an after school
ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home (or childcare, that costs even
more).

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services,
but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Research Reveals Oral Sex May Be Leading Cause of Mouth, Throat Cancers

Mouth and throat cancer, called oropharynx cancer, used to be a disease seen most commonly in elderly persons. Tobacco smoking and alcohol use were known to be the leading causes of oropharyngeal cancer. Today, oral sex is listed as the leading cause of cancer of the mouth and throat.

New research, published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology, demonstrates that human papillomavirus, HPV, is the leading cause of cancer of the oropharnyx in the U.S. The number of people diagnosed with HPV-related oral cancers in the U.S. tripled from 1998 to 2004.

Currently, as NPR reports, almost 10,000 new cases of oral and throat cancer are diagnosed each year, with a 28 percent increase in incidence since 1988. Interestingly, the majority of those who are being diagnosed with the HPV-related oropharyngeal cancers are men. This leads researchers to wonder if the vaccine against HPV that is recommended for teenage girls may be affording that gender with protection against oropharyngeal cancer, as well as the currently known protection against cervical cancer.

Researchers have noted a marked drop in non-HPV-related mouth and throat cancers since the American population has begun to turn away from tobacco smoking.

The oropharyngeal cancer most commonly affects the tonsils, palate, base of the tongue and the upper throat. Whereas this type of cancer was previously seen most often in aged patients, it is now more common at younger ages, including baby boomers and their juniors, reports Bloomberg News.

HPV is the most commonly transmitted sexual disease, but as Dr. Gregory Masters, an oncologist at the Helen Graham Cancer Center in Delaware reminds us, research is not yet clear that oral sex is the main or only transmission factor in this cancer,

Dr. Maura Gillison, author of the research published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology states that persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Merck, the pharmaceutical company that manufactures the HPV vaccine, has issued a statement that there are no current plans to research the usefulness of the vaccine against oropharyngeal cancers.

Smack dab in the middle of the baby boomer generation , L.L. Woodard is a proud resident of "The Red Man" state. With what he hopes is an everyman's view of life's concerns both in his state and throughout the nation, Woodard presents facts and opinions based on common-sense solutions.

Moralfags need to be fucking murdered wherever their found! They pollute society with their moralfagdom, breaking laws like bombing abortion clinics and harassing people, and in their self-righteous thinking they are doing no wrongs.

I confess I just spent £80 on a hooker in Milton Keynes, UK. She had an attractive profile on Adultwork (pic refers) and I was prepared for reality to be less attractive. When she answered the door, I could see she was pretty, blonde and skinny and she looked as if she might be pregnant which is a fetish of mine. However, she had a cold sore on one side of her mouth and I suspected there might be other blemishes. Still the rear view following her upstairs had me hooked. The remainder of my session with her was dictated by my penis' brain.

We agreed the money including bareback penetration without me coming inside her. Then she took off her slip and I could see that she had slim hips and a hard small bump. She claimed to have just had a surgical miscarriage (termination?) and then saw me looking a the 8mm dia brown scars in her groin over each femoral artery. I was 90% certain that they were evidence of past substance injection. She fed me some cock and bull story about having to have a microsurgery because she was too small for a vaginal procedure (of course she used a simpler vocabulary but this was the far fetched story she peddled).

Still, I pretended to buy the story and fucked her anyway. I may be an idiot for going bare with a past or present substance abuser but I wasn't enough of an idiot to think that laparoscopy scars would be where she said!

Was a good fuck but I won't be going back. I can get better value at less risk and I couldn't do it again 'in cold blood'.

I guess I will be off to the GUM clinic for a test...

Took the wife in to the urgent clinic in the middle of the night (she's okay) but now I'm at work and I'm so tired. Could use some pick me up pussy bent over my desk. To bury my face into her ass and eat that sweet cunt, sucking her lips and probing my tongue deep. All before I plunge my cock inside and fuck the hell outta her tight hole.

When I come across porn that I could be my wife makes me horny, she works in health care and always talks about a doctor that flirts with her and they travel to satellite clinics miles awaya...I swear this is her, I've held onto the video for a while. 

Decided to get a Brazilian. I don't have much body hair, but do have a big bush of thick black hair. My girlfriend gets waxed, and complains of my hair down there.

Looked up a place that did male waxing and made an appointment. I was very nervous and worried about the pain. When I got to the place, I realized it was a spa place catering mostly to women. All the furnishings and decorations were very feminine. Now I not only feared the pain, but was totally embarrassed. The female receptionist greeted me and said the technician would be right out. A female technical who looked Asian came out and asked me to follow her. I did not expect a good looking woman. In my research, most of the pictures of waxing I saw were by frumpy woman. This woman was a knockout. I'm no prude, but it is one thing to meet a great looking girl in a bar when you expect to make a connection, but far different in a setting where you are going to get your hair pulled out. The place had message rooms, saunas, and more. I saw no other men here.

Went into the waxing room which looked more like a doctors exam room. It was very sterile with a table and on the counters were the supplies. There was a tray next to the table. The technician asked me to remove my pants and shorts, but leave on my shirt and socks. I almost immediately felt an erection coming on. I removed my pants and as I removed my shorts, I sprung out and looked ready for action. My face felt beet red. I tried to ignore it.

She acted very clinical and asked me to lay on the table. She made no comment about the elephant in the room. She put gloves on and ran her fingers through my bush and examined it. She said my hair was too long and had to be trimmed first for the best results. She took out a small electric clippers and trimmed me to about 1/4". I felt the vibrations from the clipper as she moved my rock hard cock around to do the trimming. This virtually assured my cock was not going to deflate any time soon. My cock laid on top of my stomach so she needed to lift and move it around and side to side. It felt like she was holding it like a stick shift or a race car.

She finished that and then powdered me up. She sprinkled power on and then rubbed it in. I damn near felt like I would cum right there and had to think of other things to avoid much more embarrassment. She began the waxing, and throughout the process, my cock remain at full mast. We made small talk and she explained what she was doing. The wax went on with a stick, she applied some paper like material in the wax and ripped it off. It hurt, but my mind was really on other things. She did a complete job including my cock and balls. The only mentions she made of my erection was that it made it easier for her to remove the hair since the skin was tight.

This is really an intimate process and you really need to open yourself up. In a doctors office, every effort is made not to touch your privates in a provocative way. The typical exam of a guy's balls takes seconds by a doctor and back on with the underwear. Here, you are laying naked for 20 minutes with a girl moving your cock from side to side, applying wax and pulling it off. I am not saying she tried to be provocative. Anything but. But my mind just worked overtime and resulted in a rock hard erection.

After she finished the front, she asked me to get on my hands and knees so she could do my crack. I could not believe the embarrassment. I did as instructed, and could see my cock hanging down like a dog in heat. As she worked between my ass crack, (which I was asked to spread and hold apart, I could feel and see precum dripping out in a long string onto the table. There was quite a bit. She unfortunately saw this too, and without saying a word, she took a tissue and wiped my dick and the spot that dripped on the table. She continued with her work without saying anything. Although my back end took only a few minutes and did not hurt anywhere near as much as I imagined, I thought I would die with embarrassment.

When she finished, she told me to roll back over and she applied some cream. It literally felt like a hand job, but that was not her intent and did not rub my cock, just the skin that was waxed. She gave me some instructions as to how to care for the skin.

She said I was finished and I could get off the table. She handed me a mirror to examine myself (as she watched). I took a fast look and quickly got dressed . She cleaned up the tray and left the room with me. She escorted me back to the reception area where I paid the $80. Then, the receptionist ask if everything went well, and if I followed up with another appointment, I would get a $10 discount. I can't imaging how a female receptionist asks a guy if the hair they just ripped off my balls was OK. I guess I am just making too much of this as if if was a sexual process when it was not.

With all my embarrassment I barely remember the pain. I must say, I love the job she did and my girlfriend was totally surprised and shocked. I told her the story and she went hysterical laughing. We did have one hell of an evening.

Ok this blows my mind. Last week we had a small family gathering and I'm sitting at the dinner table and I'm sitting next to my cousin who just turned 18 September 5th. I was born in 1977 so you do the math. Anyway let's call her lil princess because that's what I called her when she was little so LP for short. LP had been acting different this time and don't get me wrong she is very attractive and fit because she teaches gymnastics since graduating hs in May and very intelligent. Musician, artistic, knows 3 languages and has a fiancée. So I'll cut to it. LP grabs my hand and puts my fingers under her skirt in a very wet tight pussy and she contracted her pussy a few times around two fingers that would barely fit. This lasts 25 seconds maybe then asks to be excused and wants me to give her a cigarette and show her some of my art. We're now alone and says that she's offering a one time deal and it must be before her marriage and must to the clinic and bring her a print out of a blood test for STd. She says that I may be older and experience but she can make me cum early however if I can last until she tells me to cum then I can cum in her because she's on birth control. Says its on her bucket list but I only have until Jan 1 to decide. I know there's a lot of pervs that do it but when it could it happen it's not a fantasi anymore. I have a sister one year younger than and we slept in the same bed until puberty she's attractive and I never sexually thought of her that way. Other than that I have no relatives my age. I have a couple more pictures and a 2nd part of store. Sorry for bad grammar, sentence structure and spelling. I'm texting on a phone and so yea. What should I do? I know I probably get horny fapping males who are rude and sexually frustrated but I can screen around em.

i got my cousins best friend cassie pregnant last year and made her abort it because she was only 15. she was a whore and i fucked her the first night we met. i heard so much about her before, mostly about how many guys she fucked. but she was really cute and chubby, which was why i think she was such a freak, to make up for the extra pounds. we had some wild ass drunk sex on my cousins bed but i got waaay to into it and lost control. i shot my load off in her. she didnt freak out because she was too drunk but confessed the next morning she wasnt on the pill.

not too long after the signs started to appear she went to the clinic and aborted the baby. apparently she also had a boyfriend when we fucked. not only that but shes cheated on him with me and two other guys for weed and alch. i smoked her out big and got her drunk. thats why we got so lost in the sex. now shes with a new guy and has supposedly gotten all christian, guess shes done being a party girl ho

I just have to say how impressed I am by people from my home state of NY. Our governor put out a statewide plea/call for recently retired or otherwise inactive health care workers, doctors, respiratory therapists and health care students, anyone with experience, to come help in the hospitals, clinics, and now temporary emergency hospitals. In the first 24 hours 40,000 people have answered his call. Way to go people of NY. I am humbled by how many of you are so very giving!!!

I am a man and I think that in insemination clinics, they should allow prostitutes to masturbate men, I would prefer a girl to help me to some magazines or a video, I would pay for that service if they want me to donate sperm.

I recently talked to a Muslim ex-terrorist who had clinically died and was brought back to life. He told me what life was like on the other side. He said when he received his 72 virgins, they turned out to be 72 fat, pimply teenage boys that spent all their spare time playing video games and THEIR paradise was to fuck a sand nigger in the ass.

I'm a board-certified Clinical Psychologist. And I desperately want to fuck one of my clients. More than I've ever wanted to fuck anyone in my life.

I'm 34 years old, 5'4" and about 160lbs. I'd describe myself as cute, soft, a bit quirky, and a little introverted, with long mousey brown hair, and C-cup breasts. I'm also very happily married, and have been for 6 years.

Tom (22M) is a client of mine. I met him 3 years ago when he came to see me at 19, and he is a perfect specimen of humanity. He's 6'2", from Montana originally. Muscular and toned, jaw square and broad shoulders. He speaks in a measured way, his voice deep, and is comfortable with silence.

For the past three years, I was seeing him almost every fortnight, and as I got to know him on a deeper and deeper level, my attraction grew. I fonud myself looking forwards to the days I knew I was going to see him, and going to extra efforts to make myself look nice. I'm not sure if my husband noticed a pattern, but I suspect he did. I don't think I'd ever wanted someone to be inside me with every fiber of my being like I did him.

His increasing vulnerability during our sessions with me just made him hotter and me want him more.

A few months ago, I found myself fantasizing about him whilst I was making love to my husband. That's something I've never done before. A deep, enveloping fantasy where I imagine him picking me up with his strong arms and throwing me over my desk, tearing my panties off, and fucking me hard from behind with his massive young cock. I came so hard on my husband's cock fantasizing about him that I think I squirted a little, something that's never happened before (my poor husband was so proud of himself, bless him). I found myself entertaining the fantasy more and more when we fucked.

This just drove the attraction deeper. I started leaving the sessions after Tom's free, so I could sit on the couch he'd just sat rub one out. I've started keeping a small bullet vibrator in my bag just for this purpose - my husband doesn't know I have it, let alone why I have it.

A few months ago, things escalated: We were having a very emotionally heavy session, with Tom pouring his heart out about some of the schemas we've been exploring. Sitting behind my desk, I absentmindedly started stroking my pussy gently through the soft cloth of my linen skirt and panties. I pulled my panties to one side, and gently slid two fingers in, making it look like I was rearranging myself on the seat. I spent the entire rest of the session, sliding my fingers gently in and out, secretly hoping he'll pick up on the signals I was putting down and take matters into his own hands. The whole sessions I was muttering single word responses to the important things he had to say.

I did not provide good therapy that day.

As he left, he must surely have been able to smell the sex emenating from my every pore. After he left and the door was safely locked, I pulled my soaking panties off, laid back on the sofa, spread my legs, and proceeded to have the most intense orgasm of my life, squirting all over the throw rug I keep on there.

It would devastate my husband if he knew any of this, and I know nothing more could ever come it. Sadly, it's as close as I can ever get to fulfilling this fanstasy. But a part of me desperately wants to fuck his brains out like never before, and go home full of his cum, and risk everything in my life that I've built.

And I know sex with my husband will never be the same again

I confess I don't know what to do with my wife. She went from 150 to 300 lbs in 10 yrs of marriage and I am grossed out at the thought of any kind of sex with her. She can't even reach her twat to shave anymore. Looks like a blind man took clippers to a Pomeranian. She is insanely insecure so any time I try to help her lose weight it ends in a fight. She's tried but failed many times. I would leave her ass but we have a 5 year old kid who I adore and she would get half my paycheck. Plus she is medicated with clinical depression so I'm afraid if I left her it would send her into a breakdown.

Am I doomed?