45 and married have not fucked my wife in 2 years, im trying to get her to cuckold  me. We have separate rooms so every now and then I will go look and her "toy" collection  is getting larger , started with bullet vibe and now she has all sorts of things including some dildos (that are twice my size) but the greatest pleasure is seeing her sexy lingerie in the hamper with her obvious juices

why are people so fucked up? I just want to put a bullet in everyone of their heads.

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Right now i am sitting, squirming, with boots locked on, 8 inch hobble, locked in my tiny steel chastity cage with a vibrating bullet vibrator running on low locked inside the chastity cage at the very tip. Never wanted batteries to go flat as much as right now!

i used to spend every weekend at my friends apartment, he was roommates with his alcoholic mom was usually gone. id usually sleep in her bed and lucky me, i found a silver bullet in between the mattress. but that’s not the best part. i’d hit the shower and his sister loofah was in there so i’d shower off my cum with her loofah and one time i shot my load in her moisturizer that she had posted a pic of ranting about. i wish i woulda shoot so many more loads in there, and ill never forgive myself for not going in the isn’t drawer but i was young and dumb. 

Chapter 3
This isn't a progressive prison. Quite the opposite. They aren't interested in rehabilitation, only punishment. As a result the guards carry a number of different weapons. Non-lethal but still damn effective. And they need to practice with them regularly. Your prescence offers them a unique opportunity to train using a person, rather than manniquins.
You're walked, naked, through the prison and out into the yard. During the walk your slutty fag body is seen by almost everyone. The prisoners taunt you and mock your tiny fucking clit. They promise that if they ever get their hands on you they'll rape you unconscious and cover you in the cum of real men.
Once in the yard you're hand cuffed to the chain link fence. Both wrists and ankles. Spread eagled. You're completely vulnerable. The warm sun offers a small amount of comfort.
The guards explain that they are going to practice their riot suppression techniques on your sissy body, beginning with nightsticks. They already know they can shove them up your boipussy whenever they want so instead they're going to beat you with them. They focus their attention on your titties. They're dying to know if the nice big implants Daddy bought you are as sensitive as real titties. It turns out they are. Repeated blows to your tits rain down. The pain is incredible. Your crying and begging for mercy has no effect on them. The bruising starts to set in immediately. Just when you think you'll pass out from the pain it stops.
The beating only stops because they're moving on to the next weapon, not because they give a damn about your suffering. The guards unholster their tasers and you realize what's in store for you next.
They each take turns shooting the electrified darts into your soft, girly, body and running the electricity through you. You dance and writhe in place. The pain is excruciating and yet your clit is growing. It has a mind of it's own and it's enjoying the humiliation, torture and pain. It knows this is what you crave. What you deserve.
The guards grow bored simply shooting the tasers at you and decide they should hook them directly up to your useless balls and run the electricity into you. The darts are stabbed into your sack and the trigger pulled. Hundreds of volts run through your pathetic balls and throughout your body. Over and over. Your cries only make them laugh. Your begging for mercy only makes them do it more and more. Eventually you lose control and piss yourself prompting howls of laughter. The humiliation makes you blush from head to toe. It also makes your cock start to grow again.
The next weapon to be unleashed is the bean bag shot gun. Bonus points are going to be awarded for anyone who hits your tits and even more points for hitting you in the clit and balls. There's a very brief conversation among the guards about the risk of doing permanent damage but it's quickly decided no one gives a damn. The first two shots hit your tits knocking the wind out of you. The third shot hits your throat making it almost impossible for you to scream anymore. After that each and every shot is aimed at your clit. Round after round smashes into your crotch. Each one feels like being kicked in the balls. Your legs go limp and you're left hanging by your wrists from the fence like a depraved piece of meat.
A bucket of ice cold water splashes over you, snapping you out of your stupor. You can barely feel your clit anymore. Your balls are swollen to the size of oranges.
The next weapon to be used is rubber bullets. They aren't utilized very often on the prisoners because of the damage they can do. No one cares about the damage they'll do to you.
Again, bonus points are available for hitting you in the tits and crotch. This time around the discussion about damage is a bit more serious. It's agreed a direct hit could destroy your balls. The consensus is that if that happens they'll take you to the prison doctor and have him remove your balls completely. They'll turn you into a total fucking eunuch.
The first couple of shots hit your thighs and stomach. the pain rips through you instantly. The swelling and bruising is also instant. As is the perverse enjoyment you're feeling. Your depraved mind has decided you both deserve and enjoy this treatment. As before, your clit starts to grow at the thought.
Inevitably two shots, in quick succession, hit your balls. Your screams can be heard throughout the entire prison before you fall unconscious.
It takes two buckets of ice cold water splashed over your limp body to revive you this time.
The guards examine your almost ruined clit and balls and decide the doctor can, probably, save them.
That being decided they go get the guards that ride horseback and oversee the prisoners working the farm.
Those guards need practice with their whips. They don't get to use them as often as they'd like so practice is always welcome and you're perfect for their needs.
You're unshackled from the fence and turned around, facing it, and reshackled. The two horseback guards flip a coin to see who goes first. The winner uncoils his 8 ft whip and begins swirling it in the air. With a quick flip of his wrist the whip leaps out and bites your ass. Your screams echo across the yard. Another swoosh and the whip crosses your back. Bright red welts form immediately. The burning sensation radiates out across your back. They start coming faster now. Most of them hit your thicc ass, making you dance and quiver and shake and scream. Eventually it becomes so intense you go numb. Your ass is on fire but now you simply accept that this is what you deserve because you're a sissy slut, pain whore.
After what seems like an eternity you're unshackled and turned around again. The bite of the cuffs into your wrists and ankles is inconsequential compared to the pain rushing through your ass and back.
The second guard begins his turn focused on your titties. Your plump, sensitive, titties feel the sting of the tip of the whip. He's incredibly accurate. Hitting your nipples over and over. They all laugh as you cry and beg him to stop. Instead they encourage him. They want to know if he can make you scream even louder.
He's confident he can. He says he doesn't want.to hit your ball because they're really close to being completely destroyed but he's sure can hit your clit.
Turns out he's right
The whip bites into your useless cock over and over.
Your screams carry for miles. As does their laughter. The worst part though, is that throughout the entire whipping, you cock has been seeping cum. And now that they are done they notice it for the first time.
It's then that they realize what they have on their hands.
Chapter 4
The fact that the prison is also a working farm results in some unique opportunities, and challenges, for the men working it.
The farm provides vegetables and meat for the prison.
It also provides sadistic guards with some creative ways to torture sissy sluts.
For example, the guards know your boipussy can take it deep, because they shoved a whole nightstick up your slutty ass, but they got to wondering how fat a zucchini they could stuff in your gaping hole before you passed out or ripped. Turns out the answer is 10 inches before you screamed so loud it could be heard miles away, and then you passed out. What confused them was that you seemed to be enjoying it up to that point.
They also discovered that your useless faggy body could be used to solve practical problems.
The prisoners were running into issues with fire ants in the soil they were working. The guards realized that you could be used as bait.
You were stripped naked, yet again, (At this point it was rare for you to have clothes on at all. Much quicker to rape you if you're already naked) and taken to the farm field. The walk past the prison yard was both humiliating and thrilling for you. So many men wanting to fuck your sweet little holes. Potentially so much cum for you to swallow or be covered by. So many hard cocks for you to suck. All you could ever want. And you wanted them all.
Just before the guards lead you outside the fence they tie your hands behind your back and put a collar around your neck. A rope is passed through the ring on the collar and handed to a guard on horseback. You can feel the hot sun making your big, fat, titties redder and redder.
The horse starts walking forward and you follow along behind. The rider picks up the pace and you have to start running a little to keep up. The heat and the running has you sweating and gasping.
The rider speeds up a bit more and you have to run hard to keep up. The guards in the truck following you, and rider are laughing at the way your clit is bouncing around as you run. They're also laughing at the way your titties are slamming up and down.
Again the rider speeds up. This time you can't keep up, you stumble and fall. They don't stop. You're being dragged through the dirt into the field. The rocks, gravel and dirt are scraping your titties and, especially, your clit. It hurts so good. You feel like an animal and deep down, much to your shame, you're enjoying it.
Just when you think you can't take anymore it stops.
You're in the middle of the field. The fire ant hill is mere feet away.
They flip you over and cut the rope around your wrists. The guards in the truck get out and rummage around in the back of the truck. They pull out four stakes, a length of rope and a hammer.
You lay, gasping, in the hot southern heat. The scrapes all over your body are on fire. Your clit is throbbing, both from the pain, and the shameful pleasure your feeling. Being exposed and used by these strong, cruel men is making you feel more and more like a sissy fucktoy. Completely empty of masculinity.
The guards have pounded the four stakes into the ground around you. Ropes are wrapped around your wrists and ankles and your stretched, spread eagled, as they tie them to the stakes. You're unable to move, except to wiggle a little. Your pathetic attempts at struggle make your clit flop around uselessly which elicits more laughter. They put a burlap bag over your head and tie a rope tightly around your neck to hold it in place.
The guards have been working quickly. They don't want to be swarmed by the ants, that's your role.
One of the guards grabs a long stick and, just for laughs, hits your clit with it, just ot hear you cry out, before heading toward the ant hill.
He begins poking the hill with the stick. The ants come swarming out and all the guards run for the truck. The guard on horseback takes off at a gallop.
The ants don't take long to find you. Crawling over your arms and legs they begin heading toward your scraped clit. Within seconds they've completely cover your useless clit and begin burrowing down into the shaft.
The guards are about a hundred yards away and yet they can hear you screaming, crying, pleading and begging for release. There's no help coming. You're at the mercy of the insects who are beginning to bite your useless cock and push their way into your sissy ass. It's so easy for them to crawl up your boipussy. It's been fucked so often lately it gapes. They march right up you effortlessly.
The intensity of the pain in your clit and ass has distracted you from the dozens of ants devouring your fat, soft titties.
They're everywhere. On you, in you. Using your useless fucking sissy fag body for their needs. As it should be. Your thicc, feminine, slut body exists only for the pleasure of others, and that includes insects.
Because you're a depraved pain slut your clit starts to grow, making it easier for the ants to enter you.
The guards can't believe you're getting hard. They're glad they decided to record the whole spectacle because otherwise no one would believe it. They can't wait to show it to everyone down at the bar.
Right about the time you start to pass out, from the pain and the exhaustion of screaming and crying non stop for almost an hour relief comes.
They need you alive. Damaged is fine but alive. A 2" hose sprays you with a deluge of cold water sending the ants flying. The hose is shoved into your pussy to flush them out. The Icy cold water shoots into your guts with incredible force.
A stick is pushed into the end of your still hard clit to kill the ants inside. The pain of the stick being jammed into your useless cock makes you finally pass out but not before you hear the guards say they can't wait to do this again with different insects.
Chapter 5
The sunlight through the infirmary window wakes you. You're not sure how long you've been there. You feel good though. There's no signs of the ant bites so you figure you've probably been there a few days.
When the nurse comes in you ask her a few questions. Turns out you've been there three days. They kept you sedated and medicated. That didn't stop the guards from occasionally coming in and sodomizing you anyway. Apparently you moaned like a little bitch even though you were almost completely unconscious.
The knowledge that they used your ass for their amusement and pleasure while you slept, without giving a damn if you enjoyed it, filled you with both shame and arousal. You were a human flashlight for three days, for god only knows how many cocks.
You notice that your skin seems softer and smoother. At first you thought it was because of the treatment for the ant bites. You ask the nurse about it. She says, no, they have, in fact, been pumping you full of hormones. She says she's never seen doses that large before. You lift the sheet and look at your cock. To your shock, surprise and shame it's even smaller than before. So are your balls.
You drift off back to sleep feeling more like a girl than ever before.
Chapter 6
Your recovery is progressing nicely after the ant torture. You've been given a break for a week.
The break consisted of only having to suck every cock put in front of you (dozens and dozens) and being fucked repeatedly, all day and night. Usually one at time but occasionally being gang banged. 6 or 8 cocks filling your boipussy with their hot cum. So much cum it would still be leaking out of you hours later.
It's pointless for you to put clothes on most of the time. When you are allowed clothes they are femmy as possible. Short skirts, crop tops that don't really contain your fat titties, garters and stocking and nothing else. Essentially, they dress you like a sissy slut whore.
At this point you're not even sure you remember your own name. You've been called everything but. Fucktoy, cumdump, meat puppet, whore, slut, faggot, sissy, girl, fuckface, useless, pain pig, ant girl, and a bunch more.
It's reached the point where you don't feel right if you're not sticky from cum or your boipussy is empty. It's come to feel completely natural to be impaled on a real man's cock.
Chapter 7
There's a problem down in the barns. One of the stallions is in heat and there's no mare to breed him to. It will be at least two weeks before they can get a mare in to breed with him. He's become damn near unrideable.
The guards have been discussing it and you're the solution. It's even decided that you are going to suck the stallion off. Some of the guards wanted to let it fuck you but.others were concerned it might destroy you. Not that they give a damn about you. They don't. They just want to keep you alive so they can continue to torture and use you. You're a slutty, depraved, amusement for them.
You're marched down to the barn. Almost every guard on staff has come along to watch and record the perverted spectacle. This is filling you with mixed emotions. It's completely humiliating to be forced to serve the sexual needs of an animal in front of a large crowd of people. On the other hand it's a dream come true to serve the sexual needs of an animal in front of a large crowd of people.
The stallion is walked out into the corral so that the guards will have a good view of your depraved cock sucking. They weren't kidding when they said he was horny. His cock is already getting hard and you haven't even touched it yet.
You drop to your knees beside the stallion and tentatively reach out for his growing cock. It's already 18 inches long and it's only half hard. Stroking it makes it grow quickly to its full 3 foot length. It's beautiful.
The guards are growing impatient. They're yelling for you to quit screwing around and start sucking.
You pull the massive cock to your lips and kiss it. Swirling your tongue around the tip produces old-cum and the horse starts to settle. You stretch your mouth wide to take as much of the massive head as you can into your slutty mouth. To the surprise of the crowd you can get it in your mouth. Sucking as much as you can, tasting the musk, feeling the heat, hearing the guards calling you filthy names is all combining to turn you on. To your shame, and the amusement and disgust of the guards, your clit starts to grow.
A few more minutes of worshipping the big animals cock and you can start to feel it throb. No one has told you if you're supposed to swallow the cum. You decide that if you're going to be the best, most depraved piece of fuck meat you can possibly be, you should swallow.
With a loud grunt the horse begins to cum. So much hot cum gushes into your mouth. Too much to swallow. It shoots out of your mouth, out your nose an all over your tits. Sputtering, coughing and gagging, on your knees, in the dirt, covered in horse cum, in front of a crowd, you lose control and begin to cum too.
The guards howl with laughter and heap verbal abuse on you.
All you can do is hang your head in shame. And pure, perverted, satisfaction.
Chapter 8
You awaken the next morning, still flush with excitement and shame from yesterday's bestiality show.
The memory of your depravity, and the unbridled lust and perversion, makes your cock start to grow again.
You sucked off a horse in front of a large crowd. You savored its cum in your mouth. Your tits were coated in his hot, sticky jism.
Rather than being repulsed you realize you want more.
Unfortunately for you, today's plans don't include the animals.
There's a section of farm land that isn't draining properly and has become swampy. The prisoners don't want to go in and drain the water because it's full of leeches. That's where you come in.
The guards could bait the leeches with fresh pork but why waste good meat when they can use you.
Once again you're marched, naked through the prison and out to the road to the farm. The name calling and abuse as you pass the prisoners is as vile as ever. Rape threats, humiliating comments about your pathetic little cock, reminders that you are definitely not a man anymore. You're a faggy little sex slave for an entire prison and the people who run it.
As you walk through the fields with the guards, toward the swamp the hot sun beats down on your naked body. It occurs to you, and makes you blush, that you don't have to worry about tan lines.
As you approach the swamp you realize it's bigger than you imagined. There's got to be hundreds of leeches in it.
The guards tie your hands behind your back and order you to start walking into the water. You hesitate momentarily. The slash of a whip across your back gets you moving quickly.
Too quickly. You lose your footing in the thick mud, stumble and fall face first into the water.
Your struggles to turn over roil the water and stir up the mud, releasing the leeches and other bugs living there.
The guards yell at you to get further into the water and to get on your back with your legs spread. This time when you hesitate a rubber bullet is shot at you, hitting you square in the ass. The pain is excruciating and the swelling starts immediately. But you move.
You wade into the water and find a spot where you can submerge your body and still keep your head above water.
It only takes a couple of minutes for the leeches to find you.
At first it tickles as they begin to crawl over your naked, slutty, body.
Then they start to latch on. Initially it's on your thighs and stomach. Then it's your arms and tits.
Eventually they find your cock and your boipussy.
As the first one starts slithering up your cunt you realize they're not just going to use you externally. With your hands tied behind.your back there's no way for you to protect yourself.
There are a least a dozen on your titties. Biting and sucking on your nipples, areola, and soft tit meat.
You've lost track of how many have slipped inside your cunt. You can feel them working their way deep inside you. There's so many it feels like a cock. A live wriggling, biting, cock working deeper and deeper into you.
The assault on your cock distracts you from the damage being done to your boipussy.
At least three of them have worked their way into your urethra and have latched on. The pain is unbelievable and your screams and pleas for mercy echo across the swamp. All it gets is laughter and mocking from the guards. They remind you that you're nothing but meat and this is what meat gets used for.
For three long hours you lay in the water, a fucking plaything for insects. The heat and the loss of blood start to take a toll. Your head is getting light. It's about then that you realize that this is your destiny. A sex slave for vicious perverts. Rape meat for horny prisoners. A fucktoy for an entire barnyard full of animals. A piece of meat, so depraved and filthy that being sexually abused by insects, letting them destroy your ass and pathetic sissy cock, feels right.

Male, 18, straight but I wanted to try anal play. I confess that last night was the first time I managed to really give myself some anal. I never had more than the size of one finger inside myself and only for a few seconds but I finally bit the bullet and roughly played with my ass until I was able to barely shove a second finger in. I was tightening up too much with two fingers until I forced them in deeper and moved them around fast enough to loosen my asshole for more. I was able to fuck two fingers completely about 8 minutes in pretty fast, never expected to get this far. I felt my asshole loosen up some more, so I was able to shove a third finger in, but with three I was only able to get as much as halfway down my fingers, still it was really nice and it started to make me gasp and body muscles spasm. This entire time I was preparing my asshole excitedly for a cucumber that I bought at the store, I was always curious about how that'd feel and ended up fantasising it. I covered up the first half of the cucumber with lube and tried to push it in, but I was either still too tight, or the cucumber was still cold from being in the fridge which was causing my ass to tighten up. I ran it under warm water for a little while while I got back on my knees and tried to get as deep and rough with three fingers as possible. Finally I tried again and I felt it breaks through my tight ass. I gently put my body weight onto it and jittered up and down. It felt fucking insane that I managed to get even it's thick tip in. For a split second I felt my ass relax and I shoved about a quarter of the cucumber in my ass. I was able to take it for about 10 minutes before my ass was tired and I stopped. I hope to train myself to take at least half of it but not bad for a first time, thought I'd share this experience with you guys, I'm usually a lurker so this is my first post.

I hate gays!!! I wish I could just put a bullet in their gay ass heads. They just disgust me

Where has all the intelligence gone? I mean, at some point people gave a shit enough to be independent thinkers.

Instead people are all up in arms over TV, music, and other shit that doesn't require you to think, and instead require the simplest thing a human being can have. A sense of taste. No matter how bad, simply having one qualifies you to enjoy and judge TV and music. The simple fact that "Cult classics" exist means that nothing can ever truly be bad, because shitheads will watch it anyway and it'll get deemed "Special" because a few select people have absolutely atrocious taste.

People piss me off at their lack of intelligence, and their lack of an ability to have an interest in learning. Like ricers and musclefags for example. Two non-interchangeable sort of folk who do the exact same shit. They obsess over their tastes, completely put away any rational thoughts, and hate each other blindly. Little import cars are manuverable. Muscle cars have eons of torque. Neither 'suck', as both are incredible on their own terms, and yet these... primates cant be intelligent enough to console their differences and get the fuck along.

It's why i like to use guns and ammo as examples. As my brother says "A bullet to the brain has the same effect regardless of the person struck". And yet we've got people arguing that the slightest difference in weapons and ammo makes one vastly superior to the other. BLINDLY projecting their versions of the truth, instead of simply admitting any firearm or ammo type is deadly. Durr 1911 is betteer than glock, 9mm is superior to your dum dum .45's. You get shot with either, in the face, and you gon die.

I dont even want people to get along. It's this fiendish disease known as ignorance that kills my faith in humanity. How anyone can blindly ignore whats right in front of their faces is beyond me.

The best possible example i can think of is Russia Today's fans on youtube. You wont find more insanely biased and ignorant folk than them. They're the sort of people that truly believe that the US is one big crumbling tent city, just because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And that Russia is a prospering country, with no debt, starving, disease or crime, because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And when you go to point out something that so much as grazes the thin line of their competence, they immediately attack you, calling you a sheep, a slave to the government, a CIA paid troll, or simply denounce what you've said as entirely invalid just because you're american or have a silly video on your youtube page. And any valid point that they cant deflect in that manner, they instantly blame it on the big bad ol United states. Collapse of the soviet union? United states fault. Black market in russia? United state's fault. THE ENTIRE GLOBE'S FUEL, ECONOMY AND FOOD PROBLEMS, the united state's fault.

Nothing can ever be any single person's fault. And as such, you can begin to see how it doesn't matter what side you're on, ignorance is still ignorance. Be it that you're a patriotic republitard that blindly supports whatever the US gets into, or part of the filthy yuppie protesters that believe that everything belongs to them and that the government should just give them jobs, you're still ignorant for even picking a side.

Thank god 2012 is magically going to be the year the world ends apparently, I dont think i want to live in a world where you cant have competence and intelligence, where either side of the coin is a dumbed down, media fed beast of ignorance. Fuck all you people i'm moving underground and stocking up on supplies and ammo. Anyone else remotely interested in surviving the holocaust of the ignoramuses, i humbly advise you do the same.

When I was 18 I used to live with my gf and her mother, Phoebe was a single mother and a bbw with a huge pear shaped ass, one day phoebe left her dirty knickers on the bathroom floor and I couldn't help but take a look, they were a uk size 22-24 peach colour with a big pussy stained gusset, I brought them to my nose and inhaled deeply, her musky pungent scent filled my nostrils, my cock sprang straight upward and ached to be released, I sniffed her pussy smell and wanked then held the gusset open and shot a huge load into them.
From then on I was hooked, her pussy smelled amazing, completely different from her daughter more of a sweaty note from the daughters knickers, I used to find big long black pubic hair in Phoebe's knickers that were over three inches long and I would suck them clean then wrap them round the head of my cock and fuck her daughter that night leaving her mums pussy hair inside her pussy.
Every Tuesday Phoebe and my gf would go shopping and when I came home from work I had the house to myself. So I would go snooping through Phoebe's bedroom, Phoebe wasn't a tidy person and left her clothes wherever she took them off, that left it really easy to snoop, I would cum into her clean knickers and let it dry knowing it would be rubbing against her pussy.
On one of them Tuesday's I hit the jackpot when I lifted her mattress and low and behold I'd found her vibrators, she had a small bullet vibe, a rabbit vibe and a 8" long thick jelly one, I smelled and licked each one clean then shot two loads over them.
I wanted to know how often she used them so I positioned them in a certain way and would check to see if they were moved, nothing for the next two days but on the third all three were moved completely and the jelly dildo and rabbit were wet and sticky in the grooves with some hair on them, again I licked them, the rabbit tasted of her pussy but the dildo tasted different, on closer inspection I learned it was her ass that it had been up, I had to try and catch her but didn't have a small enough camera so instead I hid my phone on voice record.
That night Glenda and I went to bed before her mum and a ate her pussy then fucked her thinking about her mum.
An hour had passed and Glenda had fell asleep when I heard Phoebe climb the stairs and go to the bathroom, I heard the gush of her pissing and i rubbed my cock, my heart was pounding as I heard Phoebe close her bedroom door wondering if she was going to play with herself, my cock was now throbbing so I turned behind Glenda and spread her hips open ( she wasn't wearing any knickers) and lubed my cockhead with my spunk that had run out of her pussy then slowly eased it into glendas ass and gently fucked her ass as she slept till I came in her ass.
The next morning I got up at 9 am and waited for Phoebe to get up so I could get my phone, finally she got up at 10 am and came down, I got my phone and went to the bathroom plugged my head phones in ad pressed play, I skipped to the minute Phoebe closed her door, I heard her undressing and scratching then heard the creak of her getting into bed, straight away I heard a hum of a vibe along with a soft moan, after a minute or so I heard a different buzz along with a slight grunt followed by some deep breaths and a sloshing sound from her wet pussy this went on for five mins then came a sharp intake of breath followed with a muffled moan then the vibe turned off, she shuffled about and let a loud fart and fell asleep
I skipped through the time to this morning and sure enough big Phoebe fucked herself again. Later that day I licked her vibes again and cum in her wet dirty knickers.
This is a true story and I have more to come about the first time I saw her naked with her huge ass and hairy pussy in show.

Bullet vibrator inside condom at the head of my dick full speed this was the best idea fuck that felt so good 💦💦💦

I confess since I got into shape, I've been incredibly fucking horny. My dick is rock solid all day unless I cum 3-4 times in the day, and now I'm really into BBW's as well.

I live with my best friend who's a single and a bbw. I basically bit bullet one day when we were drunk and made a move on her because I really needed so pussy, and we literally fuck like rabbits every day now. We've been taking days off work to fuck because we've been too horny to work. All we wanna do is fuck.

She feels so much more confident about herself now because she's chubby and rarely got sex before, but now she has a rock hard dick destroying her pussy every day, and she basically worships my cock now.

And, personally, having a BBW gf is pretty nice. She worships my dick and cooks for me, she lets me fuck her whenever I tell her I want to fuck. It's great. Plus she's got a great personality on top of that.

She used to be so nice and innocent, but now wants me to treat her like a slut.

Look, I never meant for any of this to happen. It was supposed to be a perfect family vacation—my first big trip with my new girlfriend, Mia. We’d been dating for three months, and when she invited me to join her family at a fancy resort in Cabo, I thought, “This is it, man. This is where we take things to the next level.” Sun, sand, and quality time with Mia’s family to show I’m serious about her. What could go wrong?We arrived at the resort, a sprawling paradise of palm trees and infinity pools. Mia’s family was already there, but her mom was off on some spa day when we checked in. Mia and I spent the first day lounging by the beach, sipping margaritas, her hand in mine. That night, though, Mia wanted an early bedtime—she was jet-lagged. I wasn’t tired, so I wandered down to the hotel’s adults-only hot tub, figuring I’d soak and clear my head under the stars.That’s where I met her. She was lounging in the bubbling water, a silhouette against the neon glow of the resort lights. Dark hair, a confident smile, and a vibe that screamed she knew exactly what she wanted. We got to talking—small stuff at first, the weather, the resort. She said her name was Vanessa, and there was this spark, you know? One thing led to another—tequila shots from the pool bar, her leg brushing against mine under the water. Before I knew it, we were tangled up, right there in the hot tub. It was reckless, intense, and over faster than I’d like to admit. She slipped away with a wink, saying, “Maybe I’ll see you around.”The next morning, Mia dragged me to the resort’s brunch buffet to meet her mom. My stomach dropped when I saw her. Vanessa. Mia’s mom. She was sitting there, sipping a mimosa, looking every bit as smug as she had the night before. Our eyes locked, and I swear I saw her smirk for half a second before she played it cool. “Oh, you must be Mia’s boyfriend,” she said, extending a hand like we hadn’t just… you know. Mia didn’t notice a thing, thank God, but I was sweating bullets through the whole meal.That night, my phone buzzed. A Snapchat from an unknown username. I opened it, and there it was—a nude photo from Vanessa, captioned, “You didn’t tell me you were taken.” My heart raced, half from panic, half from something I’m not proud of. She kept sending them, each one bolder than the last, with messages like, “Mia’s asleep. Come find me.” I deleted them, but I couldn’t stop thinking about her. And Mia. And how screwed up this all was.I’m torn. Part of me wants to come clean to Mia, but the other part… I can’t stop imagining what it’d be like to have them both, just for one night. Vanessa’s playing a dangerous game, and I’m weak enough to be tempted. I’m still at the resort, and I don’t know what’s gonna happen next. 

help me please i can only admit this here me and my friend wanted to start a neighborhood watch thing that was just run by me and him we bought all black leotards night vision goggles face paint and a bamboo stick that we took turns using to threaten to use as a weapon if our perp didnt comply with huh. but last night we saw some black dudes selling marijuana outside so ran up about 16 feet in front of them and my friend who had the bamboo stick strongly said YOU ARE BEING APPREHENDED STAY WHERE YOU ARE WHILE THE POLICE GET HERE then one of the drug guys took out a gun and shot my friend in the forehead i ran in zigzags like the mexican guy in apacalypto to avoid a bullet oh man i was so scared i couldn't believe it i didnt even pick up the bamboo stick to protect myself in case i run into them again i ran back home idk what to do now idk if they followed me wtf i wish i never started this

God damn, im in love with myself. But... but I have to say I think I found the female equivalent of myself. STOP sorry for the stolen pic. STOP. Bullet, head. STOP

I've had the hots for my older cousin Tara for years. She is just smoking hot gorgeous and she knows it. She flaunts her body everywhere she goes, especially when she comes over to use our pool. On more than one occasion she gave me an erection on purpose by rubbing against me in the pool, and even teased me about how easy I am to get hard.

She'd always say...."Too bad we're related!"

One time I told her..."I've heard of kissing cousins, I wonder if there are Blow Job Cousins!" She'd just laugh and walk away leaving me with blue balls.

Right about the beginning of summer when I was home from school and my parents weren't due to be home for a few hours from work, Tara came over to use the pool and caught me jacking it to one of her bikini pics in the pool house. (we call it a pool-house, but it's really just a large shed we use as a changing room, with some chairs, a small couch, table and a bathroom connected to it.) First she flipped out saying..wtf, where did I get that picture, and I'm disgusting and a creep. Took the picture left the room. While I was busy freaking out on my own, hoping she doesn't tell anyone, she comes back and says sorry, she shouldn't have just walked in on me like that and asked if I was able to finish! I said NO.

So, she says, "let me watch you and I won't tell anyone about this!"

So I sat across from her on the couch with my cock in my hand and stroked it while staring at her in the chair across from me. She saw where i was looking and spread her legs and rubbed her pussy through her shorts. Once she did that, I came almost instantly! She laughed and said..."wow, you're not only easy to get hard, but easy to cum too!"

I laughed and said, well give me 15minutes and I'll last longer the 2nd time. She looked at me and said, "You want to cum again?" I said, "Hell Yes, but let me cool off in the pool first!"

I pulled up my suit and she stripped off to her bikini and we both went out and jumped in the pool. We played around like we normally do, and every time she swam past me or near me, she would make sure she grazed my cock somehow. with her hand, leg, foot, head, you name it. It wasn't long until I was hard again, and she looked at me and said...."Ready?" I said Yes.

We went back into the pool house and pulled off my suit and hung it up and turned around to stare at Tara and she had her bikini completely off...standing there naked! I just Said...."Holy Shit!" She blushed a little and her nipples were like bullets. I walked over to grab her, but she said...."Oh no no, you take care of you, and I'll take care of me!"

So we sat in the same spots and while I stroked my cock, She fingered her pussy. She came within a second of her fingers sliding inside her. Her body shaking as she came. I laughed and said..."Now who's the quick cummer!" She told me to "Shut up, don't ruin it!" So I did and kept watching and stroking my cock. She came again and I could see her juices on her fingers. I said, "Omg I want to taste you Tara!" she again told me "No, Shut up!" She was leaning back on her chair now, head back, eyes closed....wasn't even watching me anymore. Fingering her pussy like she was the only one in the room. I stood up and walked over to her, standing right in front of her in the chair between her legs, stroking my cock.. Her right hand with 2 or 3 fingers deep in her pussy while her left hand squeezed her lift nipple. She came HARD this time and was shaking and cursing in her seat as I started to stroke harder and faster over her. I said to myself (or at least i thought i did..."fuck, I'm cumming") and she opened her eyes to see me standing over her. I was just about to step back when she leaned forward and said, "GIVE ME THIS!" and took my cock in both hands and stroked it for maybe 20 seconds before I came all over her tits!

I came so hard that my legs were shaking and I had to drop to my knees in front of her. I rested my head on her bare legs and I could smell her sweet pussy. I again asked if I could taste her. She said NO, but then gave me her wet fingers to lick! Fucking A she tastes good.

We did it like that for the next two days. Then, I convinced her to let me finger her while she stroked me. Then we moved onto kissing while we took care of each other. Finally, on or about the 7th time, I talked her into doing a 69. I never thought I would actually crave the taste of a pussy. But with Tara, it's like a refreshing drink!! (just warm lol) I can't even describe how much of my cum she has swallowed, or how much of hers I have. I've had my tongue in her pussy, her mouth, her ass, you name it. It's been the best summer of My life, so far!

Finally....just this weekend, as we prepared to go back to school, I convinced her to let me fuck her. It took some begging, but she agreed as long as we used a condom, which I had! Of course, it came off eventually when I fucked her ass!

But I'll tell that story later.

In the meantime, enjoy this totally unrelated picture of a hot blonde with her tongue up another girls ass!

Looking for a bullet type vibrator which is either rechargeable or has usb connection, and has multiple speeds and patterns. Anyone know a good one that's fairly cheap?

I’ve watched my mom masterbate. I saw her through her bedroom window. I just so happed to look in the window and saw my mom laying on her back, with her legs spread open buzzing her clit with her little silver bullet thing. It turned me on so much, I’ve never seen her the same way since. It made me look at her in a sexual way until today. The way she was groping her tits, and sticking her fingers in and out of her soaking wet pussy! I just wanted to fuck her pussy so bad! I watched her until she came. She didn’t make any noise when she came, but you could see it on her face. She was so hot! Rubbing her pussy and tits to get off. 

Hello,

I'm looking for a bullet vibrator with customizable patterns and speeds that can be controlled from a pc app. Does such a thing exist?

I have to tell as many people as I can about the night I've had, but first, a little background...
I've been married barely a year now. I met my now wife when she was a freshman and I was a senior but we didn't start dating until her senior year, rushing to get married when she graduated. Our wedding night was proof enough that I was her first and things couldn't have been better.
Except I'm a guy who's had... Experience. Sometimes I want things she hasn't experienced yet.
Well, that changed last week. She was already in the shower and I was getting ready to join her. Let me paint you a picture: Long red hair, reaching her hips. A toned, pale, slender body with freckles that stop just above her 36 C cup tits. Petite, pink nipples that become rock hard at a moments notice. Long, luscious legs on a 5'11" body weighing barely 130lb and an ass you can GRAB!

Anyway, she's in the shower. We'd recently had a fight over something stupid, how much I spend on games and beer. In the end we both apologized, but out of nowhere she says "I love you so much, you know that, right?"

I answer "Sure" but she seems to be on a roll. "No, really. I'd do anything for you. You'd just have to ask and I'd do it because its you."

...Oh really?

I decide to question her. Like what? I could ask for a threesome and it wouldn't matter if I wanted another guy or another girl? I could set up a webcam and let someone watch us screw? I could ask her to become a cam girl?

Every question is answered with "Yes". An apprehensive yes, but still a yes. My mind comprehend this. I start planning. I have to test this.

I call my friends, organize a get together for tonight, Friday, Dec 13th, 2013. Just the guys, three in total and I make four. I tell the to bring drinks and plan on a wild night and they do, from Crown Royal to Nat. Ice to Coors and everything in between. I tell them to pretend its July 4th and they deliver.
Once they get there, however, it's just me and the wife waiting and they ask me what the fuck is going on. I tell them to shut up and drink and I turn on the TV. Happy Gilmore is playing for some reason. Fuck it, it's all good.

I make sure the wife is matching my friends, drink for drink, waiting for the inevitable. Then it happens. The iPod is out, the tit pics are found and they all think they're being discreet about it. I've held back from drinking so far, making me the only sober one here but I don't care. The payoff will be worth it. My wife notices the pictures and starts to look uncomfortable so I lean in close and whisper in her ear.

"Honey, I don't really want to see other women naked, I want to see you. Why don't you strip for us?"

The reaction is immediate. Shock, confusion, but I keep my cool. If I break now, it'll all fall apart. I have to keep it together.

"Please? You're the only one I ever want to see naked and if the guys see what you look like, I think they'll understand why. Please, honey? This is something I really want."

I felt like I held my breath for a year after I finished speaking. Her eyes felt like they were burning into mine, Happy Gilmore just rediscovered his Happy Place, my friends were focused on a picture of Gianna Michaels.

Finally, I get a response. A flash of memory, a drunken smile and a cheeky grin.

"If that's what you want, babe."

She's up, standing in front of the TV. No one notices until she lifts her Baby Doll Fear Factory tee over her head and let's it drop to the floor and then ALL eyes are on her. I swear, even Adam Sandler is watching. She's wearing a tight fitting pair of denim jeans that show off her ass, but she's unzipping those now, too, clumsily slipping off her sneakers to take her pants of entirely. Now she's standing in front of us in her red lace bra and panties and white socks that just cover her ankles. She reaches back and looks at me. I nod. She unhooks her bra, slipping it off.

My friends look at me, eyes wide, disbelieving and preparing for the worst.

I nod.

It's on.

They're off the couch now, running they're hands over her body. I can't blame them that they focus almost exclusively on her chest. Her nipples are being pinched, tweaked, kissed and sucked. I can see her starting to breathe harder, hear her start to whimper. I find myself imagining what this pretty pink nipples would look like if I asked her to pierce them.

One of my friends, Jeremy, hooks his fingers under my wife's panties and slips them down to her ankles. I've never asked or wanted her to shave her pussy, I prefer the benefits of a natural redhead.
He slips his hand between her legs and starts massaging her pussy. I know she's wet, I can by looking at how she reacts and moans at his touch. Her legs open slightly and I see him extend two fingers. They both look at me.

I nod.

He slips his fingers inside her pussy and she moans louder than she has yet tonight. My other friends, Aaron and Rick, now have their dicks out and are tugging themselves furiously while they lick, suck and kiss my wife's tits. Jeremy is frantically trying to work his fly with one hand.

Suddenly Rick takes some control and puts a hand on her head, pushing her down. My wife, Alicia, finds herself on her hands and knees, Jeremy has moved to position himself behind her so he can still finger her pussy. Rick is on his knees too, his cock is inches from Sarah's face. Aaron doesn't want to be left out and follows Rick's lead. Jeremy moves his face closer toward Sarah's pussy. They all look at me.

I nod.

Sarah wraps her lips around Rick's shaft. Not long after, Jeremy buries his face in her pussy and she moans onto Rick's cock and he moans in pleasure. Supporting herself with her left hand, Sarah wraps her right hand around Aaron's cock. I can't help but admit that my friends are well enough endowed, between 6 and 8 inches for the three of them.
This is how things continue for a while, Sarah sucking cock and being eaten out, each of my friends switching out and taking a turn. Finally, the true moment arrives. Aaron pulls back from licking Sarah's pussy and kneels behind her, pressing his cock against her pussy. She feels it and stops, taking Jeremy's cock out of her mouth. They all look at me.

I beckon Sarah towards me with a single finger. She crawls forward on her hands and knees, worried. I unzip my pants and pull out my cock, guiding her lips to the head and pushing her mouth down over my shaft. She gets the idea and starts sucking.
I beckon my friends forward with the same finger. They come forward and Aaron positions himself at the entrance to Sarah's pussy once again.

I nod.

He slides his cock into her pussy. Sarah moans and I feel it on my cock. I'm so hard at this point I don't know how long I'll last, but Sarah's attention is elsewhere. The blowjob is good, but then again having a mouth wrapped around your pole is never a bad thing. But it isn't enough to tip me over. She's mostly moaning while Aaron slams into her from behind. He doesn't last long and I knew he wouldn't. My wife is tight and has a natural talent for milking a cock with her pussy. He thrusts as deep as he can into my wife's pussy, cumming hard. Rick is next. He doesn't last long either. Neither does Jeremy.

I know that her pussy is dripping with cum by now and I can see her legs starting to shake. I reach in between the couch cushions, I'd planed for this. I pull out a small, bullet vibrator and hand it to Sarah. She knows what to do. I grab her head and take control.

It's the way that she moans when she cums that sends me over the edge. She can't hold herself up and she falls forward, deep throating my cock in the process. I'm not worried, though. This part is normal, we've done it hundreds of times before. I cum in the back of her throat and she swallows, just like always. Sarah's ways been a squirter, so I don't work about the mess on the wooden floor. We have paper towels.

I finally look around for my fiends. NOW they think to pull their phones out!
Sarah looks up at me and moans in satisfaction. I find myself thinking about the buy chick at work who always irate with me. Then again, her sister is pretty cute too. I think pussy is the next item on her menu.

wtf is the deal with CSI??
are they cops or scientific analysers? they can't be both. in one scene they'll be interrogating suspects, then another scene they'll be looking at blood soaked socks under a microscope and digging up bullets in an autopsy, then finally they'll swarm the suspect's house .45s drawn and take him down.

what is the extent of their job???

Bullet vibrator max speed inside lubricated condom at the head of me dick fuck this felt so good 🤤💦

I’m going to sleep with my a bullet vibrator in my ass on low I’ve held back cumming for the whole day so I can cum so hard I wish it was a remote control while I sleep lol 

Please help! I'm looking for an amatuer porn video. It's of this woman laying on a bed using a bullet and her boyfriend or husband wants in. He films her for a bit and then she says she wants to fucks the boyfriend/husbands brother. The brother ends up having anal sex with her while her man films. The whole time godsmack is playing in the radio in the background. Please tell me someone knows what I'm talking about! Thank you!

I was married but the wife and I had become friends as she finished PhD school.

I had gone to Dinner with my boss/ 48 year old on my 30th birthday We worked at Goldman Sachs when I was in young 20's and we remained very close like brothers. He was brilliant national champion swimmer and I shared my feelings with him that I have

I tried come with him at the club and he kept touching my ass and telling me how hot my ass was.

We were planted and he was grinding me from behind and we took are shirts off and danced with allot of guys.

We whispered in my ear "I want to fuck you in the ass"

We walked out to the car and I got in the back seat and pulled down my pants and he played with my ass whole. I had been in the gym with him and I knew it. He rubbed it against me dry and said let's go to my place. I rejected him and left. He was pissed.
So I was too ashamed. I went to Zippers and sat at the bar and thought "I am not gay ". Two younger 24 SMU guys sat down next to me and I asked them "does it mean your gay if you have had gay stuff"

Turns out they were both very attractive and cool and they invited me to dance with them and have drinks at bar next door. I go into the utility closet to do a bump and the younger guy comes in. I was new to come and he said let's do it together. He starts being into me and asks what my fantasy is as we are nose to nose cock to cock. I wanted to know what it's like to suck a cock and to feel a cock in my ass. I turned around and he started saying he wants to a see my ass.

I feel like we been in there to long so I say let's go back to the group. We end up rubbing each other secretly and he has what I would call a fantasy cock. Not like your buddies little bullet. I do not have that but he wanted to hook up without his friends knowing I was accepting I was gay and letting go. He whispered in my ear bluntly “you want me to fuck you in the ass”

I was panicked but let myself give in and said sure “Meet me in 15 outside”

We went to his house and it

Bullet vibrator on full speed inside condom at the head of my dick I really want to fuck a chick like this 🤤🍆💦

I recently got back from Iraq 4 months ago. I was stationed in Baghdad we were on a normal patrol and A squad was pinned down by small arms fire from a 2 story building. We came from behind the building and went through the back door as we were moving through the house the bottom floor was clear. We made are way up the stairs, and I was on point. I peeked around the corner at the top of the stair set only to see bullets flying right by my head from a room all the way down the hall. So the squad leader Sgt Madison ordered the saw gunner to give me cover while I threw a frag so he pops out just spraying with the saw, and I pulled the pin and threw 2 grenades into that room. As soon as I got the grenades off the saw gunner popped back in and we continued clearing out the house there were 3 people in the first room to the left I shot one Sgt Madison shot one and the other surrendered. The second room was clear. We made are way to the back room where I threw the grenades I ran in and saw one dead man with and ak47 near is right arm. One woman face down in a puddle of blood. A child no older than 5 laying against the counter with his head at a downward angle and blood leaking out his mouth, and about 5 feet to the left of the woman was a baby it was very young looking. I looked down into its eyes as it laid there covered in blood not moving. Then we left the house and continued out patrol where I got 4 more confirmed kills that day, but I will never forget when I looked into the eyes of that baby knowing I killed it, and knowing it was just because one man was trying to protect its family. I personally am against the war in Iraq not because its stupid that were over there or anything like that, but the fact that men do these things and have to live with it the rest of there lives. Nobody but me Sgt Madison and the rest of that squad know about that day.

When I was 17 still a junior in high school, i fucked my girlfriend Kate's 13 year old sister Janie. Not only did i cheat on my girl but when i fucked Janie I didnt wear a condom. I promised to pull out but my initial cum shot managed to go into her as i pulled out. I didnt worry too much about it because i knew she was sexually active and assumed she'd be on the pill.

Next thing i know Janie tells me she was pregnant, and lied to me, she first said she had sex plenty of times but apparently i was only the second guy shes been with. The guy before me fucked her 7 months before i fucked her.

Janie was pregnant with my kid and she had to tell her parents. Kate found out and broke up with me. Her parents made Janie abort the baby because i was 17 and she was only 13. Now none of them talk to me and i fucked up something good with kate. We were together almost a year then i gave into temptation and got her little sis pregnant.

Now i could care less, i dodged a bullet and got lucky she aborted the kid and didnt make me take care of it. I wont lie i just wanted to fuck and use her, not my fault she wasnt on the pill. As for the baby, well sorry she had to turn you into a smoothie i dont want to be a dad.

Nine principles for killing the enemy inside your borders, and the five base requirements they stand on.

Base requirements are as follows:

1, You can blend in with the area you are operating in, have little to no restrictions to where you can safely go, possess the skills necessary to gather assets, and are not a wanted man from the start. You already fulfill this requirement as long as you plan on staying on US soil.

2, You need to kill people who feel threatened and are hiring security. This doesn't make sense otherwise.

3, You disagree so violently with what these people have done to your country and to you that killing them, and killing anyone who works for them is not out of the picture for you. You must accept the viewpoint that anyone who would work for your enemy is just as culpable as they are.

4, Society is destabilized and law enforcement resources have been stretched to the point that you have a good chance of getting away with gunfire as long as you leave the scene sooner rather than later.

5, Make an example of enough people and those who follow in their footsteps will not do the same things. Fear is a powerful motivator.

The principles:

1, As long as you act first, they have less, you have more. Why? This is a simple bit of math you can work out on a scrap of paper. First, you have the number of guards or security. Then you subtract that number by the number of them you can kill before they are able to start responding. The minimum number is one. With a bit of luck, you can raise it much higher. So, if you are one of two competant trigger pullers, and they have four, and you can decorate the walls with the brains of the first one before you start doing anything, then the first one to die never even factored in. Now it's two versus three.

2, Killing people is easy and every one you kill makes killing the rest easier. Also, hurting people is easy and the more you hurt them, the slower they move and less effective they are, making finishing them off even easier.

3, Quit the very moment it stops being easy, and go away. You do not want a fair fight, you want to act when you can take the unfair advantage, ride it as long as possible, and quit before the risk/reward tips at all. You can always come back and kill more later. There's plenty of them. Don't get one-itis. Next time, it'll either be too hard a target (in which case see #8) and thus moot, or the fact that their lives are in peril from the moment they come on duty will mean the next ones will be desperate for the money and entirely out of their element.

4, Less is more. No manifesto. No statements of intent. They know you exist when they are dying. The rest of the time, you are a ghost.

5, It doesn't matter if they were a Thuper Duper SEAL commando, the laws of physics will not be suspended for them. You still can't take them in a fair fight, but why would you ever want to do that? They no longer have a supply chain, air support, armor assets, or the ability to call in serious backup. Any human that stops a bullet with their face dies. Any corpse hung from a bridge burns.

6, You do not live in a war zone. You are part of the population and so are they. They cannot tell you apart from the enemy. They cannot cut loose with automatic weapons into a crowd if they feel scared. They operate under great restrictions, and the more dangerous and professional they are, the more restricted they will be by nature.

7, A continuation of the last part of #3. No one wants to protect a client when they know that people will attack him only to kill his security and then leave. Their competancy curve will go up or down dramatically, and most likely down. Shred someone's security enough, and someone else with a grudge might just finish the job for you. That's even more of a win, psychologically. The world appears to be against them.

8, There is no security for a non-p********ial official that is so high that you can't kill just one of them and vanish. It doesn't have to be on the job. Guards go home, have birthday parties with their kids, and go to hotels to fuck their friends wives. Stab them from behind in the frozen foods aisle when they're choosing between peas and california vegetable mix. Who's going to stop you on the way out- the bag boys? Block them in on a bridge and toss them over the side, with a twenty pound weight handcuffed to one wrist for companionship. Have a mugging go wrong when they pull into that Shell for gas.

9, Shooting them, shredding their limbs with remote detonated explosions, and driving trucks into their convoys is not the only way to get the job done. You have many, many options, thanks to #6. Plan ahead and you can belong anywhere. Deliver them some food tainted with something fatal, deliver chlorine gas bombs to their doors with a stolen UPS uniform, use forged identification and papers to get into their offices, start a very unfortunate fire, and block the doors on your way out.

Bonus principle:

When they aren't able to get security anymore, they will most likely turtle up. This gives you a fixed location and plenty of time and observation to work on less hit and run type plan. From that point, you can make it very personal.

I am in my mid-40s, have been married for more than 20 years and have 3 chil dren. I have been with so many women (most while married, quite regretably) I lost count years ago. I have never been attracted to men. I have never once looked at a man and felt any sort of sexual attraction whatsoever.

But in the abstract, in recent years, I have had very strong cravings to suck a cock and feel one inside my ass, particularly as it cums, filling me up. But this fantasy only encompasses a cock that is unattached to a man's body, as ridiculous as it sounds. Put a man with the cock and my fantasy evaporates.

Anyone else honest enough to admit to such desires? If so, how have you handled it? A dildo is an obvious solution, but I know that the warmth, texture and movement, particularly the orgasmic pulsations while it cums, just can't be re-created with an artificial cock. Part of me wants to simply bite the bullet and find some anonymous guy and go crazy without ever looking him in the eye.

I confess that, since I found my daughter's collection of sex toys, I often borrow her anal bullet. Knowing it's been in my ass as well as hers really turns me on.

I'm not too happy with the double standards there is between women and nipple pokies and men with a bulge in his pants. They're both showing off what they have in public. A woman walking around with hard nipples is, sexy, but a man with a, tangler in his wrangler, is a pervert. It's very confusing. A lady must know her nipples are like bullets, come on, she has to know. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing them walking around the place with their pokies and boobs bouncing. It gets me hard seeing that 

Am I the only one who thinks there is a double standard showing off what you have?

This one is even telling us about her pearls that she's smuggling. She must know.

I really wish somebody would put a bullet in the skull of the self-righteous, ego-maniac piece of shit that is chris hansen. I hate this mother fucker so bad its taken 6 years off my life. burn in hell you faggot asshole!!

I confess that I can't go on like this anymore. Goodbye, motherless and everyone. This song makes more and more sense..............

How do you do?
Have yourself, a pleasent afternoon.
Well, fuck you too,
Goodnight's the one I choose, for you!

I'll kill myself,
I'll blow my brains onto the wall.
See you in Hell,
I will not take this anymore.
Now this is where it ends, this is where I will draw the line,
So excuse me while, I end my life.

I will pull this through,
Not having a reason's no excuse.
What the Hell do you,
Suppose that I have left to lose?

I'll kill myself,
I'll blow my brains onto the wall.
See you in Hell,
I will not take this anymore.
Now this is where it ends, this is where I will draw the line,
So excuse me while, I end my life.

[Guitar Solo]

*Spoken* I'll kill myself...
See you in Hell
I'll kill myself
See you in Hell
I'll kill myself
See you in Hell
I'll kill myself
See you in Hell
I'll kill myself
See you in Hell
I'll kill myself

I'll kill myself,
I'll blow my brains onto the wall!
See you in Hell,
I will not take this anymore!
This is where it ends,
I put a bullet in my head,
And yes, drop dead.
This is where it ends,
This is where I will draw the line.
Excuse me while....

I kill myself.

I was going to put a tarp down for the blood and brains, but who gives a fuck? I'm outta here.
Fuck you all.

I confess that I can't go on like this anymore. Goodbye, motherless and everyone. This song makes more and more sense..............

How do you do?

Have yourself, a pleasent afternoon.

Well, fuck you too,

Goodnight's the one I choose, for you!

I'll kill myself,

I'll blow my brains onto the wall.

See you in Hell,

I will not take this anymore.

Now this is where it ends, this is where I will draw the line,

So excuse me while, I end my life.

I will pull this through,

Not having a reason's no excuse.

What the Hell do you,

Suppose that I have left to lose?

I'll kill myself,

I'll blow my brains onto the wall.

See you in Hell,

I will not take this anymore.

Now this is where it ends, this is where I will draw the line,

So excuse me while, I end my life.

[Guitar Solo]

*Spoken* I'll kill myself...

See you in Hell

I'll kill myself

See you in Hell

I'll kill myself

See you in Hell

I'll kill myself

See you in Hell

I'll kill myself

See you in Hell

I'll kill myself

I'll kill myself,

I'll blow my brains onto the wall!

See you in Hell,

I will not take this anymore!

This is where it ends,

I put a bullet in my head,

And yes, drop dead.

This is where it ends,

This is where I will draw the line.

Excuse me while....

I kill myself.

I was going to put a tarp down for the blood and brains, but who gives a fuck? I'm outta here.

Fuck you all.

I would like to tell you a story about my honeymoon.

I moved from California, The City, to this island in Europe, ☘️. I settled in this small town and I do mean small. It had 2 shops to buy groceries and 4 pubs. I was in one of these pubs when I saw this really fit looking girl walk in. She had beautiful brown hair, these big blue eyes but what really caught my eye was her nipple pokies, they were huge. I went over and started a conversation with her and that was how it started.

She was living 3 miles outside of town with her parents and 6 sisters. (We went on vacation with 2 of her sisters but that crazy night is for a different story). I've been trying for months to have sex or even a blowjob with no luck, she was a good Catholic girl. She went to mass every Sunday, said Grace before and after meals and once a week would say the Rosary. The most I was getting was a feel of her boobs and her nipples through her clothes.

9 months after meeting her I talked her into going to this fancy hotel in the west of the island. I booked a room and a meal with a bottle of Champagne. After booking in I headed down for a drink as she was getting ready. I was sitting at our table as she was led in and she was turning heads. She looked like a model the way she walked in sporting a lovely red dress with her nipples poking, what a sight. During the meal a ask her to marry me and she accepted. We had some more drinks then headed up to the room. I thought I was going to finally get layed tonight but as hard as I tried she wouldn't give it up. I did eventually get to see her almost naked, I got her to take off the dress and she also took off her bra ....OMG.....her boobs were as pale, she had Ghost nipples and those nipples were even bigger than what I imagined. They were definitely the thickness of a Chapstick lip balm and an inch long. As the night went on I got her to give me a handjob. She was kneeling between my legs and as she was stroking my dick her boobs were bouncing....what a site. Her hand got a bit wet and she asked me was it sperm, I told her to keep it up and she would see some soon. With that she was tugging even harder and those boobs, even though they were firm,  were still bouncing and flopping everywhere. More wetness got onto her hand and asked again was this sperm but this time I took over and told her I was almost there. With that she moved closer to get a better look when ..,.....BANG......the first shot lands on her hair, her eyes got as wide and a gasp came out of her open mouth.......bang......2 more shots. The first went into her mouth and the second went up her nose and also caked her eye. She leaned backwards with her pale tits violently bouncing around from her gagging on my cum and the same time bubbles were coming from her nostril. I said to myself, why not, so I finished wanking myself shooting my last drop of cum on her boobs.

9 months later it was our wedding day. It was held in her local church, we were waiting what seemed like an hour when the organist started playing " Here Comes the Bride" . She really looked stunning. Her makeup really made her blue eyes stand out even more. The Bridal dress showed what a perfect body she had and I could see her now "Trademark" pokies showing. As she stood next to me I noticed that she had a tan, it was a spray tan, and all I thought was I won't see her pale breast for a while.

The reception was going well. The meal was very tasty, the band was rocking it and the alcohol was flowing.  Before we knew it the band were saying thanks and goodnight and the bar staff were shouting " last orders". With everyone drifting away we said goodnight and headed up to the honeymoon suite. We were talking about what a great day it was and about our trip tomorrow. We got to our roomi opened the door and let her in and before I got a chance to shut the door she was behind me taking off my jacket and then yanking the buttons on the shirt open, pulling it from my arms. She then shot in front and while kissing me she was struggling to open the belt . She eventually got the belt undone and it didn't take long when she pulled my pants and boxers down at the same time. She threw me onto the bed and undid her dress. She slipped it off her shoulders and it fell to the floor exposing her silk stockings with lace around her thighs and matching bra and g-string panties.....WOW ....... I pulled her onto the bed and slipped her very wet g-string to one side and just slipped into her pussy. I only gave  8-9 thrusts into her when I could feel and see her legs trembling. 5-6 more times and I could hear this quiet but high-pitched squeals and her eyes started to roll in her head. The trembling legs soon turned into her hole body quivering,her eyes were now all white. After about 20 mins and 2 more trembling orgasms from her I emptied my load into her. We laid in each other's arms trying to catch our breath. Before long I could feel her hands on my cock getting me ready for another round. After getting her squealing and trembling again I shot what little I had and just collapsed, I was exhausted. We fell asleep with her in my arms. 

I was awoken from my sleep by my wife fondling my limp dick and playing with my balls. I was so so tired, I pretended to be still sleeping hoping she would give up, but she just kept it going. She started to move in the bed, whisper my name but I kept my eyes closed and played dead. The next thing she shifted a small bit and I could actually feel her nipples poking me. This gave her some hope because I could feel my cock slightly coming to life and so could she. The second she felt it I could just feel her working harder. I'm telling you she kept at it for a good hour. It was almost hard and she was still quietly trying to wake me but what happened next is she threw her leg over me and tried to slide my dick inside of her. It was still too limp but she kept in giving it a go. She was reaching behind hoping to get it in and she was trying in front. She was shoving the head of my cock and grinding on it with no luck but then she reaches behind this time she squeezes further down the shaft, I can feel the head getting fuller, places it between her pussy lips,  sits down and  moans,  it feel it in her. Once she was on it she used it. I still kept my eyes shut but that didn't bother her at all I could feel my self getting to full size inside of her. She was hopping and grinding on me I could hear that high-pitched screech and feel her legs start to shake as she gyrates on my dick,b then I can feel her legs tighten,  her fingers squeezing my ribs, and them the gasping. She just slips off and cuddles into my and falls to sleep.......she just used me......(this is what made the vacation with her 2 sisters easier) The next morning I didn't mention a thing about it and she didn't either.

 Off to the airport for our honeymoon to my hometown, The City, I was looking forward to introducing her to all my family and friends and show her the sites of the city. 

We spent a few days with my family just catching up on all the news and some needed sleep. We planned to see some of the city today and off we went. My wife was really looking good today. She had on a white pair of shorts and a tight fitted tank top. When we arrived downtown she couldn't believe the amount of people and from all different races and religions. Coming from a small town there would be a huge difference. As we went from place to place I noticed how many heads were being turned by my wife. It's only then that I noticed .........OMG......she was wearing no bra and the tank top was so tight it was giving her nipples no place to go. Her nipples were like bullets today. She was so busy looking at the sites and stalls she was oblivious to the people around her (That what happens when you grow up in the middle of nowhere). As she was lost looking at different stalls, I backed away just to see the bigger picture. And what a picture I saw. I stood back for 15 minutes just watching and I couldn't believe what I saw. The number of men who double back to get a better look but what really surprised me was  the voyeurs I don't khow many were taking photos or videos of her pokies. I saw about 10 men who took photos of her and all I was thinking is , there's going to be a lot of men wanking to photos of my wife. I really enjoyed it.

The next day we planned a drive 3 hours north of the city after some brunch with some old friends of mine. That morning my wife anked me for my opinion on a dress that she bought in one of the stalls yesterday. She came out wearing a loose sundress with Hawaiian print. I thought it was a beautiful dress but she wanted to know if I think it was too short. Well as she modeled it for me I told her I could almost see her Butt cheeks. At one stage she picked up a glass of wine from the table and I could see her g-string disappearing between her ass. I took a look at the dress and noticed that the strings were only knotted and I might be able to undo them. I managed to unknot them and it added about 5 inches to the length, she was so happy. We had a great time at the Brunch. The food was tasty and there was loads of drink there. I was driving so I didn't have any alcohol but the wife made up for it. She was trying anything that was offered. In those couple of hours I never seen her drink that much. The only thing that I noticed was she was more animated with her hands. It was only then that I saw by lowering the dress it also dropped the material from under her arms (getting the spray tan for the wedding she kept on a bra so she was showing nice tan lines). She was showing a nice side boob not a full slip, every now and then. Time was passing by and we had a long drive ahead of us, said our goodbyes and off we went

The car was roasting hot and the AC was broken, so the windows were rolled down to the last and the wife took control of the music. Traffic was moving but very slowly but we were moving. It must've been 10 minutes into the drive when I noticed a pickup truck in the lane inside of us driving funny. He would slow down then catch up, slow down and drive a long side. I gust thought it a bit strange. Herself was happy out  changing the songs untill she found one she likes and sings along. It was as she changed the station, i again noticed her side boob, and it was a gorgeous site to see, her really pale boob against the tan. It only came to me a bit later, that's what the pickup driver was doing. He was getting an eye full of her pale boob.

Traffic slowed down again. The wife found a station that she liked so the channel hopping stoped. I could see she was slowing down, the alcohol was catching up on her. I see in the mirrors that the driver of the pickup was getting close again. I looked over and the wife was singing away but the straps of her dress are down near her elbows. I think the only thing holding the dress up is her always there pokies. Alongside pulls the pickup and this time his window is just behind ours. He is definitely getting a hard-on seeing a nice tit almost poping out.  I speed up that small bit and pull over a lane only to see the pickup trying to change as well. I told the wife that I think she was an admirer telling her about how the pickup driver would drive a long side. She wanted to see for herself so I slowed the car and waited. She didn't pull the straps up like I though but she pulled the material down a small bit more. Sure enough he pulls along side. She kept on singing like he wasn't there but she really had that boob almost out. He started to cross back into the first lane he was in because there was a junction coming up, it was only then did she look to see what he looked like. She said that it was some older man in his 60s and she felt sorry for the old man and she should have flashed him a full boob. When I heard that I tried to get over before the turn off to see if she really would. There's 2 lanes going the direction we wanted to go and 2 lanes going the direction of the pickup was going and the pickup was in the farthest away. I got over as close as I can and tried to get in front so I might be in his view, and it worked. I could see him indicating to get over. I could see him forcing his way over and just in time he pulls by us again. I said to the wife looks who's alongside of us she looks over and screams grandad and with that she turns to face him and pulls down the top of her dress shaking her tit to give him a real eyeful. He went to the south and we kept North and she settles down and said I bet you that made his week. 

I needed to stretch my legs and take a pee, so I pulled into a dinner just off the highway. There was a good few cars parked in the yard so I thought it can't be that bad. We parked and headed in. We were given a booth and a menu but all I wanted was a coffee and an apple pie, while the wife only wanted a coffee. I headed off to find the restrooms. They were kind of new looking but the far-off cubicle was in darkness. I don't know what made me notice that. I got back we finished the pie and our coffees when the wife asked me how to get to the restrooms. I gave her the directions and I welt to pay the bill. To my surprise I jjonky just paid it and there she was back already. She thought it was too lonely and got scared. We headed back to the restroom and I said that I'll be just outside the door but she wanted me to gi in with her. I said that I couldn't go into the lady's. In-between the lady's and the men's was a handicap restroom that I'll take her in there. She checked to see if it was free and in we went. She spotted a covered hole about 4 inches long and 3 inches wide in the wall, this really spooked her. She was saying that someone could be spying. I said that I doubt it's a spy hole but it could be a glory hole. I thought that this wall was attached to the men's cubicle that was in darkness. The wife wanted to know what is a glory hole so I told her. She couldn't believe that there was anything like that. As she was washing her hands we could hear noise coming fro from behind the wall. We both stood in silence and stared at the wall, then out of the wall came this tiny little dick......it was a glory hole.......we looked at each other in silence. After about 2 minutes the tiny dick disappeared back into the wall. We waited for the footsteps to stop before we ran out to the car. We were just about to leave when we hear more noises in the hallway and more coming from the wall. Another dick appears through the hole. This one had the weirdest shape to it. It was longer than the first one but this had the shape of a really big bend in it. The wife asked me could she touch it. I said do anything you wanted. Over she went with her index finger and started to rub it. Then she used the rest of the fingers and as she was getting braver started giving it a full grip hand job. Then he shot his load then disappear back out of the hole. She washed her hands again and was all chat about it. As she bent over giving banana dick hand job I had my hands up her dress playing with her wet pussy. I don't know was it from the flashing the pickup guy or the thought of this place that got her going. Things got busy and we could hear a lot of people coming and going when all of a sudden there was more noise from the wall. This time what appeared was nothing that I've seen before. It was the thickest dick that I ever seen. Now I must say that I'm kind of big. When my wife would give me a hand job her fingers couldn't meet but this one would make mine look tiny. Have you ever seen these bodybuilders with these huge muscles with veins bulging out, well that is what it looked like. I looked at the wife and her mouth was open and  her eyes wide. This was definitely the first black dick that she saw. She didn't even ask this time but went straight for it. Like I said her fingers can't touch when she's stroking my cock but her grip came only halfway. She was using her 2 hands to do the job. The next thing we hear it the person on the other side of the wall shout, "hay bitch suck me" and with that down went her head and opened her mouth as wide and started to such him. I was trying to get her to do that for over a year and didn't get it. After a bit she went back to stroking him when another shout came saying " back into it" she didn't move " did you hear what I said, back into me bitch". With that she turned around lifted her dress and slid her g-string to one side, reached back and tried. She was trying hard. She was backing and you could see the pain on her face. She'd fry getting lower, she would try higher and she would go back to trying to force him in. I wispered to her that I'll help. I knew she was wet inside her pussy but I was thinking that her outer lips were too dry. My fingers slid inside of her so easy. I would use my wet fingers and lube her with her own juices. After I finished I said to her to try now. But before I had the words out of my mouth, she was backing into him again. This time her face of pain turned to a face of pleasure. She got it in. He was really banging her the high-pitched squealing echoing in the restroom. She had nothing to brace herself on so she put her hands onto the floor. I then noticed that her hands were sliding on the floor where banana dick cum was. The sight of all of this had me as hard I saw that face in half pain and half pleasure with her mouth open. I knew what to do. Out comes my dick and into the open moutn. She was like a " pig on a spit". I stuffed my dick so deep into her mouth and kept it there until she started to gag. I took it back out and before she could catch her breath, back her throat again. The gagging, the choking and the squealing. I pulled out and let her catch her breath. The next thing the body shakes came. Her knees were actually wobbling. The shaking got more violent ( from her having an orgasm and pure exhaustion)  she was almost too tired to squeal, then her knees just collapsed to the floor her face turned sideways in banana man's cum and having steroid dick screaming " get back here bitch and finish the job". I eventually got her standing and cleaned up. We got out to the car and continued our journey. Our sex life was put on hold for a few days. I waited for her to start things and she is still quivering, squealing and now giving me blowjob's.

Well she's now a Catholic girl gone bad.

I'm a 21 y/o guy and I love to have my ass played with. It started with me just putting the tip of my finger in but as I got used to it (and got more and more horny) I started to explore a bit more.

About 3 years ago I got a girlfriend so I stopped doing this. She always used to comment how I was obsessed with her ass - which I was! She wasn't all that into ass play but I would always put my finger in there whilst we fucked and I would always work my tongue into it when I was going down on her. It felt so hot!

One night we were quite drunk and I told her that I'd like her to play with my ass whilst we had sex. At first she thought I was joking but eventually realised that I wans't. So we got online and bought some anal beads to try out. I wasn't seeing her on the day that they came in the post so she didn't get to use them on me but I couldn't wait! I tore the packaging open, lubed them up and played with them for hours!

It would be a few more days until we saw eachother again due to working different shifts etc. But I loved those beads so much that I kept using them on my ass until I could eventually take the 2nd largest bead! I remember feeling so dirty when I pushed it in, I almost cum straight away!

Eventually it was the weekend and we got to see eachother. We went out shopping and got some dinner during the day and all I could think about was her using the anal beads on me! We got back to my place and immediately started to tear eachother's clothes off and got into some of the most hot, intense sex ever! At some point she climbed on top of me and began to ride me. After a while she leaned over me, reached into my drawer and pulled out the lube and the beads.

She climbed off of me and started to suck her juices off of my throbbing cock. Whilst doing this she began to lube up the beads before glancing at me, cock in mouth, and inserting the first bead. Still sucking she wriggled and jerked the beads around the inside of my ass and I was loving it! I told her that I wanted more and she was more than happy to oblige by sliding the second bead into my ass. Again she wriggled and jerked inside of me before she went back to the drawer and got out her bullet vibrator.

She turned her vibrator on and just pressed it against the outside of my ass. Oh my god! I was in heaven! The thought of her playing with my ass and enjoying it was incredible! She kept pushing and wriggling and sucking until I couldn't hold on anymore and just had to cum! I arched my back and shot my load deep into the back of her throat! She swallowed and swallowed but couldn't keep up so it ended up dribbling out of her mouth. It was such a sexy sight! She wiped her mouth, smiled at me and then pulled the beads slowly out of my ass. I remember a shiver running through my whole body as she did.

We're not together anymore but I still love to play with my ass. I would love to find another girl that would explore that with me!

Would you let an old man fuck you on camera for �300?
I need the money and my landlord wants to fuck me. Problem is I am not gay and don't know whether to just bite the bullet or not.

Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
A; Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.
B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D; Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm�s length.
E; Never say "I�ve got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
G; The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.
H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
I; If you�re in a gun fight:
1/ If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
2/ If you're not loading, you should be movin,
3/ If you're not movin', you're dead.
J; In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
K; If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L; You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

I confess, I spent the night with a Laos hooker and didn't get to fuck her because we couldn't agree on a payment.

On the way to my hotel she said she wanted 2000 Thai baht, I told her no way 1000/1500 baht is the going rate. I passed out anyway because we were partying hard that night, it was around 4am when we got back.

Next morning or a few hours later I woke up she was in bed next to me, she had no bra on but she was wearing panties, she was well cute tight as fuck, she was the best looking freelancer in the bar that night, in fact I had no intention bringing one home but she was too cute to say no too. Anyway I got into the spoon position woke her up by kissing her cheek and neck. I started licking her sucking her nipples, she had no tits, not tits at all just brown nipple that were like bullets.

I got her up and took her into the shower had a play around with her body with some soap I was rubbing my hard dick on her little ass, was tempted to blow my load over it. Took her to the bed then she brings up the 2000 baht. I'm like fuck that, I know I was pissed drunk but I remember telling you I'm not giving you 2000 baht in your car on the way here.

We had what I would call a light hearted argument over it, I said, sure we didn't even fuck , she said it didn't matter cause she spent the night. It was all smiles at this point, I picked up my jeans that lay there from I threw them off when I was drunk, pulled out my wallet and looked and Fuck! I blew my budget, I was there for 3 days and I blew nearly all my money on the 1st night. I said, listen I'll give you 1000 baht cause I spent nearly all my money in the nightclub last night.

She took it, and happy starting getting dressed and said that she will come back and see me later. She was getting ready to leave. I thought hang on a minute don't let her out of her without getting something I said wait a minute, sat on the bed next to her with my feet on ther ground I lay on the bed flat on my back. She knew what I wanted, she said you want a blow job? , I said yep, she got my dick in her hand she said ok but we use a condom I said ok fair enough, I don't want to bring anything home any way.

She begrudgingly sucked me off, her mood towards me started to change,as she was sucking me off I tried to feel her ass but she was pushing my hand away. She sucked me off until I blew my load such a release for me it was great.

Then my wife called me on facetime, she was wanting to check on me, i told her that was my wife you have to get out for a min, she said I'll go in the toilet I said no, she might want to look around I can't take a chance. She went out into the hall and I talked to my wife for a few minutes. I opened the door and she was still there. Brought her back in to say our goodbyes she said I won't come back to see you, I don't like you anymore. I laughed and said fair enough! That was fine be me, I was done!

I confess that when I go almost anywhere now, I'm constantly undressing women with my eyes...and wondering how they are in bed. If they're slutty or prudish. Especially love the ones in professional positions the most. My dentist (or hygienist), bankers(or tellers), teachers, etc... Anyone have any pics to share with their profession , and possibly know what they are like in bed? Dont have to be nudes, but those are always appreciated. I'll start it off with my sis in law...she is short and thick in all the right places...only 4' 11". Legal secretary/office assistant. Owns a bullet vibe and a 8" dildo with a suction cup(for her showers?) Reads a lot of smut books, and 1 year I found 3 incest themed mini mag/story mags in her nightstand. Not sure what genre, but just knowing she gets off to that is hot!

Friend hooked me up with this hottie, texted her, she got fresh and started sexting me. Told her I'd love to suck on those tits, and pin her legs back and cum in her, she seemed very accepting of everything we talked about.
We got along really good - went out on a date, took her to a nice restaurant, drove her back home and she invited me in. I end up nailing her on the first date. She didn't even ask me to wear a condom, we just started fucking. I got her off - she came pretty hard, and figured it was my turn to nut. No discussions about pulling out, birth control - nothing. So I'm on top of her, and she's so damn sex I just start kissing her lips and thrusting deeper in her and I nut, inside her. I start groaning and pumping, and then she loses her shit.
"What the fuck are you doing? Are you cumming in me??!" She pushes me off any my cock is still twitching and dripping cum as I get off her.
"You fucking asshole!"
I'm stunned. What do you say to someone freaking out during an orgasm.
"You never said anything," I told her.
"It's literally our first fucking date and you came in me? You should have asked!"
She's getting dressed, swearing, "fuck I feel so fucking dirty."
I watched the cum leaking down her leg, just shaking my head, "I thought we were getting along just fine, not sure what this is all about."
I started getting dressed, "I guess you want me to leave."
She was silent, "I didn't give you permission, that's what this is about."
She was visibly upset. As if I inflicted some kind of trauma upon her.
I thanked her for a wonderful night, and left. Haven't heard back from her. I'm thinking I dodged a bullet.

The Freudian Slip
An erotic, mostly true story (names omitted) of finding the love of my life.

It was my first marriage, but she already had a child when she was a teen. I met her when I was 35, she was 33 and her daughter was 18. She dedicated her life to her daughter and finally when her daughter turned 18, she decided it was time to slow down and find someone special. The honeymoon didn’t last that long in our marriage. I was always ‘too sexual’ for her, always ‘groping her inappropriately’. The final straw was when I found some emails and a text message about how she liked sucking on his dick before he stuck it in her ass. I was a broken man for a long time. I invested myself into my ex-wife 1000%. Her daughter was very beautiful, and I never even once hit on her, or made any moves.
After much therapy, I came out the other end ok. It’s been 15 years and I’m 50 years old now. Sometimes I’ll have anxiety, so I’ll go through my insurance and find a therapist or counselor. My insurance recommended a woman and I called to make an appointment. It took about a week, but the day came and I went to her office and low and behold it was my ex’s daughter (step daughter). She was a bit shocked to see me. She said she saw my name but she was sure it was someone else. She had beautiful long brown hair, nice hourglass figure, brown eyes and soft supple breasts seemingly not strapped in by a bra. She blushed, she knew I was looking.
“It’s been a long long time, dad. What have you been up to? What do you want to talk about today?”
“Well I don’t know how this works, perhaps this is a conflict of interest – because sometimes I think I have PTSD because of what happened between you and your mother. I’ve been ok I guess. Well obviously not perfect, because I’m here…”
“Oh, tell me more…” She said, looking me in the eyes. I shied away, looking down at the floor.
“Don’t be nervous, you can tell me anything.”
“I’ve never been married since your mother left me, I just didn’t want to be hurt again. I feel my life is just bland but I also don’t want to go through the physical and mental pain again.”
“Physical pain?” she asked.
“Depression, when I’m depressed my body aches horribly.”
“Understandable. So I’ll be honest with you, when I moved out and after she did that to you I broke contact with her,” she said still looking at me in the eyes, she smiled, “she ruined her own life to be honest, and she did her best to ruin yours too.”
I looked at her confused, “what do you mean she ruined her life?”
“Take a deep breath, dad.” She laughed, “Can I call you that?”
“Yes, of course. You never got to know your own biological father, so of course you can call me dad.”
“Good, we’re on a Freudian path” she laughed, then continued, “Dad listen, the guy she left you for had her hooked on some bad things. I was away at school and she was smoking meth and crack. The last time I saw her she was at a clinic and had track marks all up and down her legs from heroin usage. You dodged a bullet. She’s tested positive for HIV, and a bunch of STDs – probably from whoring herself out to get drugs. So I couldn’t handle being around her anymore so I cut ties with her. And I found it awful that she did that to you. You were always so nice to her, to me. You expressed your love in so many ways and she shit all over you. I looked up to you, always thinking that when I find a guy or girl that I’d want someone like you. Hell, when my mom met you I had a major crush on you. In a lot of ways I wish you would have kept in contact but I do understand the emotional trauma of what she did pushed you away. I did kind of stalk you, you’re pretty easy to find on Google, so I kept track of you but kept my distance because I didn’t want to remind you of the trauma mom had caused you and me too.”
I didn’t know what to say, it was a lot to take in.
“I just don’t know what to say, that’s horrible what happened to her,” I said, feeling a little bit of peace that the bitch was getting dragged through the sewer like the cunt she was.
She put a hand on mine, “It’s ok dad. You probably feel a lot of rage and anger and that’s why you’re here.”
I looked into her eyes and I melted. She absolutely was putting on the moves.
“Tell you what,” she said, “My last appointment is at 7:30 PM, so why don’t we catch up over some coffee? You’re a coffee drinker, right?”
“Uh, yeah absolutely.”
So I made plans to meet her after she got off at a well-known coffee shop (Starbucks). I was a bit worried that I was taking her kindness wrong, that I was mistaking it for being interested in me.
I got her cell number and left.
On my way to Starbucks she texted me, “What kind of coffee do you want? Already here – I got this round!”
So I texted her I just wanted the house coffee with cream and sugar.
She was sitting at a table with her laptop and I approached her and sat down.
She looked up and smiled, and then gestured around her, “look at all of these nosey people who can’t mind their own business when an attractive looking man sits down near a younger professional female. That’s human psychology, always judging, always making shit up in people’s heads.”
I laughed, “well, they have dirty minds then – forget them. How have you been all these years? You look absolutely stunning, and I’m not saying that out of turn – just letting you know you’ve grown into a very fine woman!”
She blushed, “And how does that line go…” she thought for a second, “you sir, have aged like a fine wine.”
I laughed, “you’re totally hitting on me.”
“I’ve got daddy issues, daddy. Seriously, my mother doesn’t know who she lost. I’ll be honest, I’d take pictures of you and masturbate to them, I had such a huge crush on you. You’d get my panties soaked just by giving me a hug, and well – just being around me, can confirm, you still do.”
My anxiety started to kick in, “is this a joke?”
“Absolutely not. I was so jealous of my mother, I wanted you so bad.”
My dick was getting hard.
“Yeah but you probably have someone special now, and I don’t want you to be unfaithful to them.”
“No, I’ve had a few girlfriends, but nothing serious at all. I’m a single girl enjoying my freedom. I didn’t charge you for the session today. I won’t ever charge you, ok?”
“So you’re a lesbian?” I asked.
“No, I swing both ways,” she laughed and spilled a little bit of her coffee.
“Yeah but I was your father for a few years and …”
“That’s what makes it so hot, you literally are my Freudian sexual fantasy, that step dad that every girl wants to fuck but never gets to fuck and here you are… and well, perhaps this pussy still has a chance?”
I was done talking, I haven’t had sex in years, “It absolutely does.”
We went back to my place, I was nervous as hell.
She unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out, “mom lied, she said you had an ugly little dick – this is a thick monster.”
Her lips wrapped around the head and she started sucking. I felt her open her mouth wider and I was in the back of her throat.
She unbuttoned her shirt and pulled her bra off revealing her beautiful breasts, looking up into my eyes as she continued to suck me.
“Daddy, I want you to be bad….” I pulled my shirt off, she caressed my chest and her lips stopped sucking, and she kissed me on the lips, and then let her tongue work its way back down to my throbbing cock. She pushed me down on the sofa, and started going to town on my dick with a passion I’ve never seen before. With her mouth full of my throbbing meat, she’d moan. I felt like I was going to cum, and pulled her head off of my dick.
“Mmmm, daddy likes my mouth,” she said erotically, “wait until daddy’s dick get’s a taste of his daughter’s tight little pussy…”
“You’re a bad girl,” I whispered to her.
“You have no idea daddy, I’ve been a very bad girl.” She moved her naked body across mine, I could feel her soft warm breasts gliding on my skin. Her mouth enveloped mine, her tongue jutting inside my mouth and I could taste her sweet saliva. Her hips swiveled, teasing the head of my cock with her dripping wet pussy. She knew exactly what she was doing.
“Mommy never wanted me to have a dick this good, daddy,” she said as she pushed down on my cock, taking all of me inside her wet, tight hole.
“Make me a good girl, daddy I’ve been so fucking bad!”
I smacked her ass with my hand hard, “Watch your mouth, you know better than to swear around me!”
“Oh yess daddy! I’m so sorry daddy, it’s just that your dick feels so fucking good in me.”
I spanked her again, even harder as her pussy massaged my cock. I grabbed her beautiful tits and licked her nipples. I felt her body tense up, her pussy locked on to my cock – all of her muscles tightened and she let out a scream and began bucking wildly.
“Oh fuck daddy, daddddy your cock is so good I’m cumming.”
I felt a flow of warmth dripping down my balls as she collapsed on top of me.
I held her tightly and kissed her forehead as she panted, I could feel her pussy muscles convulsing in pleasure around my hard dick.
She whispered, “daddy, I always wanted to taste your cum…”
She got up and knelt between my legs and started stroking my cock, then licking it with her tongue.
Her lips gently kissed the tip of my penis, and then she swallowed it. I could feel my balls tightening up, and she cupped them in one hand and stroked my cock with the other as she blew me.
I called her name, “I’m going to cum.”
She didn’t relent, she quickened her pace, sucking harder, stroking faster. I emptied my balls in her mouth. Pulsating over and over, cum sprayed into her warm wanting mouth. I could feel her gulping down each ejaculation as I lost complete control of my body. I grabbed her head and pulled her lips down to the base of my cock and kept coming in the back of her throat. She swallowed it all.
We decided to date, and after a few years we tied the knot. Some people might be wondering about the legalities, but I never legally adopted her. My ex-wife and I were only married for about 3 years. My “stepdaughter” moved out when she was 19, almost 20 – but she always treated me with respect and we were pretty good friends. The last we heard, my ex moved to another state, and she might have passed on from a drug overdose. Neither my new wife, nor I want to research it or find out. I guess that's what prompted me to write it on Motherless. She's Motherless - and has been for a long time it seems.
Anyhow: That’s how I met my second wife. We have a lot of fun, and we’re extremely in love and she’s pregnant now. She’s due in 3 months! Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes you have to walk through fire – but understand that things will eventually get better, it just might take some time.
No, that picture isn’t her – I chose it because it looks like her (so much so that it could be her twin lol).
We still do daddy daughter role playing! I’m also ok with her having some fun with women if she wants but she chooses not to.
“You fulfill my fantasies, daddy.”
Real? Fake? I don't really care if anyone believes it - I just needed to vent.
Peace.

i confess when i hear stories like how boyfriends get on top of their girlfriends during shootings like in colorado to save the girl's life, man, my girl is just gonna have to die. each one of these bitches will eventually get over you and fuck someone else. anyone remember the case in san francisco where the guy at 101 california st killed a bunch of people. a dude named john laid on top of his wife, took the bullets, and his last words were "michelle, i an dying, i love you". the bitch wound up marrying someone else and popping out kids..fuck that!

To all you pathetic F**ks who post and enjoy viewing females being beaten,tortured and even killed.... I'm so sorry your crack whore Mom didn't give you hugs as a child...I'm sorry you inherited a tiny dick from the Father you never knew or the Father you wish you never knew...I'm sorry you're ugly and alone...But it's not the fault of the women of the world so seek some professional help...or better yet put a nice bullet in that sick head of yours... go on..get the gun now...Just do it!

Requests:

I'm taking requests to shoot all illegal mexicans. Please let me know how many wetback spics you have. I charge half price if you line them up back to back and I only have to use one bullet. Also, i've taken up a side job of putting up 20 foot cement walls. If you need me to wall off any areas from crawling or climbing mexicants just let me know.

I confess I had quite a night last night. I had been obsessing over an ex girlfriend. Deb (not her real name) and I had a great sexual relationship, but she wanted a monogamous relationship. I didn't. So we parted friends. We used to fuck from time to time but now she has a new boyfriend. She still lets me do her laundry and I'm always pulling out her used panties, creamy from his cum dripping out of her pussy, and used cum towels. I like to spread her towels out on my bed and look at all the cum stains...imagining his ball juice mixing with her cunt juice inside her pussy, and dripping back out. I sniff them, even lick them when I'm jacking off. Then I jack off all over the stain. It's hot.

Last night I rented a nice hotel room and went there to have a nice night alone. I shaved my cock and balls smooth before I went. When I checked in my heart was racing. I got into the room and spread one of her cum towels on the bed, along with various vibrators, jack off sleeves, and lingerie. I have a lot of her lingerie left over from our time together. I laid out the vibrators, lubes and sleeves, then got showered. I put on one of her pink bras, a red garter belt and white stockings, and over it all I put on a hot pink, sheer robe. I was also wearing a pair of her dirty, used panties which I was going to cum all over. I was ready for fun!

I put one of the sex tapes we made on the TV and laid back. I also spread out photos of her naked to my left. I bought her a boob job and it's beautiful. And her pussy is tight and beautiful too. I watched us fucking on screen as I felt the sheer fabric of the nylons rub against my legs. I jacked my cock, then put it in the fleshlight and pumped it for awhile. Then I lubed up a masturbation sleeve and fucked that for awhile. Then I lubed up an anal probe with several beads on it and stuck that in my ass. It tickled my prostate as I jacked. I continued with this while rubbing and licking the cumstains on the towel, and sniffing the crotch panels of her dirty underwear. It was more than I could take. After about an hour I watched on the video as I fucked her wet pussy hard, and shot my load inside her warm cunt. I shot a huge load all over her panties, with the vibrator in my ass going full blast, while sniffing her pussy odors on the panties.

My cock never went soft, so I started in again. This time I put the Fleshlight between the mattress and the box spring of the bed and knelt down. I spread the photos out before me, and the cumstained towel in front of me so I could continue licking the fresh stains of balljuice combined with pussy cum. I put a vibrating bullet far into my asshole and fucked the Fleshlight while watching the rest of the video. I was watching video of my fucking her missionary with both of my hands on her ass cheeks. I was fucking her nice and deep. I was imagining her and her boyfriend fucking missionary in the room I was in, on the bed. I was wishing I could smell their sweat and fuck juices. I took a good whiff of her panties and shot a second powerful load into the Fleshlight as the bullet vibrated my prostate. What a night!

Give that man some more bullets pleaseeee !!!!

Why do people bother asking the mods to do anything? it should be obvious they don't care about anything you ask about. Both dewez and whatever other mongoloids he has helping run his shit server are hypocritical little fucks who brag about a "moral-free zone" but as soon as anyone whiles about supposed old, etc. they shit their pants nad deete ti. That's why somone needs to take Dewez and put a couple bullets in his worthless head. Post his real life info. Then maybe he'll make the bigtime when they have to ID his corpse from the dental records.

I would be glad to NUKE the entire region Egypt,Iraq,Iran, etc,etc....fucking no good smelly sand niggers never contributed anything to the human race! They were so fucking stupid that it took Americans to find,drill,refine and then show them useless fucks how to transport oil to the world. I say dip bullet in pigs blood and start shooting these fucking animals!

Confession/Advice Ok here is mine confession Ive been texting my best friend's X girlfriend and the thing is me and the girl fucked along time ago before he even met her and the sex was amazing. The problem now is me and my friend have been best friends for ever and id take a bullet for him and they have been broke up for only 3 weeks now and shes pregnant and me and my friend talk all the time and he said he would be pissed if anyone fucks her with his baby in her but dosent know she wants to fuck me she texts me all the time wanting to fuck talking dirty.

I want to so bad but dont know what I should do I dont want to fuck him over but afraid if I dont fuck her shes gonna show him all these messages and all Ive said

21 year old virgin, never had a gf or job, fail all interviews i ever get, didnt go to college, living with parents. what do u all think? bullet in the head or start flippin burgers at the first fast food shit hole that will hire me?

My friend and I, decided to go to the convenince store to pick up some gum, cause gums the shit k. But the real reason was a robbery cause I didnt have about 3.50 for the gum. I begged the clerk if there was anyother way to pay and she said no, so I shot her in the forehead and had sex with her bullet hole, as we're clearing out the store a blind man walks in with his seeing eye dog, Golden retreiver my favorite. So I raped the blind guy and got the dog to rape him aswell then I made the dog have intercourse with the clerks forehead, It was all over about 3.50... so many uncalled for deaths but the penetrations were worth it.

I am headed to Vegas this weekend to celebrate my girlfriend's 21st birthday. We've got a spa suite and an 8 ball of some damn good coke. I need some advice from experienced coke users.

I'm not a newb to drugs but coke really isn't my thing. I am a heavy pot/hash/spice smoker, MDMA (rarely) and LSD (when I can get it) user. I believe in responsible recreational use. I stayed away from coke because of the stigma associated with it, but my girlfriend had a liking for it so I tried some at a party she had a while ago and my preconceptions died.

I would like any experienced coke users' input on things to look out for, signs that someone is overdosing. Obviously, major swings in body temperature, excessive perspiration, heart palpitations, etc... are all things to look for but I'm curious if there are more subtle signs before you get to that point.

I'm a fat guy and I worry about the health risks associated with stimulants as a result. I have a bottle of low dose aspirin to help keep my blood pressure down and I'm not worried about mixing with alcohol because I'm not a drinker.

I've spent the past month with some really shitty coke cut with vitamin B just to get a feel for the drug and understand how my body reacts to it, but the stuff we're taking on vacation is WAAAAAAY better. I've also got a snuff bullet so I can keep track of how much I've had instead of trying to quantify the size of a line. I always note the time of a dose of anything, that way when I'm fucked up a little later I don't get carried away.

Do I have my head on straight here? Any advice for having an awesome time on coke or avoiding/signs of an overdose?

I confess that while the UK was celbrating the wedding of the Royal Asshole to the Royal Whore, the USA was busy putting a bullet though sand nigger Bin Laden's eye socket. Which is just more proof that the USA is the greatest nation in the history of man.

ive been really horny lately and ive been browsing the craigslist ads for my area. reading some of them really made me hot and so a few weeks ago i bit the bullet and met up with a dom type guy. I'm not gay, but i'm submissive and when im horny there is nothing more submissive than being dominated by another guy. well anyways, we meet up, we go down on each other for a little bit and then he begins to fuck me in the ass. it feels great...until he starts to jack me off while fucking me...anyone whos stuck anything in their ass and jerked off knows that it doesnt take long to cum so i came hard shorty after that..but once i caught my breath i was totally disgusted with myself and there was nothing i could do till he was done fucking me. worst feeling ever

I confess that me and my friends lately have been talking about a game of sex roulette lately. its a loose variation of the dreaded Russian game only with no guns. we get an equal number of my guy friends and girl friends together and we each put a hundred bucks in the pot as insurance. then we pair off and have wild unprotected, uninhibited sex, trading partners after we drop a load of cum in each girl till every friend has fucked each other. the point is,whoever gets pregnant, got the hypothetical "bullet" and can take the insurance pot for an abortion and those who don't just "dodged" the bullet. Now of my closest made her suggestion to up the stakes and each girl has to sign a waiver obsolving the guys from child responsibility if they don't want an abortion, letting her "forever remember" catching the loaded chamber in roulette. were all clean and have been tested. just wondering what other peoples opinions are?