Help this pathetic faggot become Internet famous. I would love to go as far down the depravity rabbit hole as possible.I am here for your abusive amusement please message me and tell me how I could be the lowest possible faggot in the world.

I confess that this website amuses, shocks, disturbs, and saddens me, but turns to be a guilty pleasure out of strange curiosity. When we are on here, makes me wonder: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIFE? Where do people come up with this stuff, I almost want to do a psychology analysis of this place.

Dear Motherless...can you please not accept any of the gruesome pics that some idiots heartless assholes post...or it will be great if you took them out completely from your website that will be great. Some of you maynot agree with me but this is a great website so lets keep it that way without those horrible pix. and i dont know who the heartless asshole in motherless that approves those kind of stuff.
People i am not talking about the porn stuff, i am talking about the violence, beheade, etc stuff. Some of our memebers or vistors may not agree with me, but its nothing amusing about seeing someone hurting another person, and if you see anything that is amusing about gruesome pix or gifs, then you are one special heartless motherfucker asshole who needs to get help from just about anyone.

I just finished reading Brave New World, and thought it was crap. I don't know what the fuss is about; it's amusing as satire, but it suffers by being way too obvious.

I love looking been the legs of women thinking about how they only have one or two layers of fabric keeping me from seeing their fine pussies and whether they shave or keep their little bushes growing. Then I think about how, if they are wearing panties, it's gusset is rubbing up against their bare pussies... I wonder what their panties look like, plain? lacy? cotton? color? Are they perhaps ovulating or on the rag? Pad or tampon? Did she have sex recently? Is there perhaps a mix of her and her lovers cum drying between her legs? If she's ovulating, is she thinking about it, reflecting on her monthly egg? Some I speculate about whether they may or may not be virgins even, others are proven not to (being milfs).
What does her pussy look like? An tasty bun innie? Lovely expressive flowery butterfly lips? What about their clits? Endless variation and beauties, each a masterpiece of it's own...

I try to peek (down their backs, esp. if they're reaching for something and bending over) when I think it's safe, maybe catching a glimpse of their panties, some times I don't, some times I do... and then I'm usually able to see enough to figure our the color and general type of panties (thongs are usually obvious, and look rather uncomfortable, and I amuse myself thinking about how totally socially suicidal it would be to suggest we make a trip to a near by clothing store to get her some more comfy knickers to be snugly making out with her pussy lips, and maybe a matching bra if she's "kind enough" to let me check the fit and how well it holds her tits).

Of course, I also feel a strong desire and yearning to cum in their pussies, and then think about how they have my cum in their pussies and making a mess in their knickers. Which of course makes me wonder how many of them are on some kind of protection and not, and how many are trying for babies... Looking at those I know have kids, I think that it would be fun to put one of mine in them, of course I'd rather their existing ones be my handy work, but, they're milfs and that's hard without them having prior kids. Also, it would be fun, sending them home with a fertile unprotected pussy teeming with my seed, hopefully one of them entering her egg as she enters her home with a secret in her she'll have to convince is her man's doing. That or her telling me she had to have an abortion because she realize she was preggers, letting me know I had her pregnant for a few weeks or so... of course I'd tell her I'd be happy to knock her up again...
It would be fun, discretely checking her belly for the signs of success, and wondering what's at work inside her womb. Letting her catch me looking, and give her a wink and seeing her reaction, maybe a smile and posing or perhaps and embarrassed look of guilt or just shyness.

But most of the times, all I have time for, is a quick fleeting glance at their clad crotch or their wiggling ass as they walk away or sit down and an inner smile of all I can imagine seeing and doing. It's so easy to get distracted, so tempting... Most of them would probably not take it as a compliment that I'm that curious about their female bits, or how I would love to cum in them, not because I love them, but because I'd love to simply have my cum in their pussies and know it's there inside them exploring their most intimate parts and folds and maybe finding a big price and knowing the feeling of being inside each any every one of them while cumming...

I confess i want to get a nice submissive slut and place her in a cage for my amusement! Something like this: http://pepperfoxxxlatinaabuse.com

Hello gentlemen I pretend to be a woman under a fake name(with sexy pictures on my profile). In fact some of you perves are really funny. I find it very amusing to fuck with your little minds. Many of you are "my friends" and I pretend I have a young precocious daughter.

The best part is I forward all your e-mail to guess who? If you use yahoo, now you know why your account has been closed.
The really sick ones get forwarded to L.E. as well.

I have to sign in now, so I can fuck with you pricks some more (everyone needs a hobby)

Despite the chances of it happening in reality being very low, there are a surprising number of pics on here from people who "found" their "girlfriend/wife/mother/aunt/sister/ex/friend of a friend's phone" just laying around. Not really complaining, but more amusing than anything.

I get off on girls who degrade themselves by doing disgusting shit for my amusement. Also a big fan of cumsluts who fuck the first time they meet a guy or group of guys and get their holes filled with cum.

A confession? Sure. I am near death but still healthy. I have cancer and it is terminal. I have 4 main confessions for you. One at a time though. Just to gauge interest.
I'm not a typical person, I suppose. For one, I am very tall at 6'5". I am Native American, Cree to be precise. I got married young but like my dad, I'm a flirt. And like my dad, I will be gone too early. Same disease, different types. I weighed about 260 lbs at this juncture. Facebook was relatively new and of course we added it to our tools of communication. Family from long distance, the kids, old friends from school. It is a handy tool.
Like I said, our children were in our contacts. My second oldest had graduated and was killing time till secondary schooling. I was still working at the time and only seen the kids around suppertime.
My presence on FB was a funny one I guess. I posted my thoughts and people thought they were funny. I also posted music from YouTube, songs of my youth mostly. I was quite amused to hear that my daughter (18) and her friends read my posts and listened to my posted music. I was very surprised when one of daughters friends contacted me on messenger.
It was innocent at first, I like to believe. She was big into music as was I. Emm was a beautiful girl. Came from a good family. I didn;t know her parents but I knew of them. If this story has any interest I have a few pics I can share. Tasteful but nude.
One evening I posted some Simon and Garfunkel. Soon enough Emm slid into my messenger. "Would you be my Mr. Robinson?" I lolled back at her. For I was taken aback. Then she sent me a picture of her at that moment. I was floored. She had the most fantastic body. Albeit a little skinny, you could tell she would be an absolutely beautiful woman. We exchanged more messages and she sent me more pictures. It all culminated at a football game. It was planned.
It was at her home.Her parents were at the game too.
As I stepped in she pressed herself against me. It flowed so natural and easy. She was a virgin but knew what she wanted. Or thought she wanted. I ate her for the first 30 minutes. She came twice. She tried to take me in her mouth. It was a fine try. We hugged and kissed, I placed her on top of me. Hands roaming, feeling that body, she's practically writhing on me. Her knees come to my sides and I feel her moist heat on my crotch. My cock jerks in anticipation. She brings her arms in, underneath her body, on my chest. Her butt rises. I place my cock at her entrance. She bares down, mewling and moaning. Such a sexy sound. I break through. We stop and kiss. I hold her head and look into her eyes. I push in more. That face. So lustful.
Despite the head I cum pretty quick. But she is not disappointed. We got together 4 more times after that before she left for Uni. We still talk every now and again. She still loves my posts. She has a new guy. Roughly the same age as me and he seems pretty cool. No hate, only good memories.
Pics if requested.

Hello, everybody!
Finally I made it to come here and join all of You!
Will or would You join me? Well, we'll see...
Not really searching (what?!?), just wanna have nice and easy convos, if possible.
Or something else, who knows.

'Just put a little smile on Your face, and the world is changin.'

And now, precious and appreciated folks, something 'bout myself:

50y in a few days,
and in the meantime knowing approx. all kind of humanoid incompetencies and defincies/inadequacies,
all this being here on earth could make me unsatisfied, not? But no, it doesn't. I just enjoy (with a big portion of amusement) all excesses and insupportable kinds of being human, and of course, what every other human does...
B/c of that, I registered here, for instance, and one of my favourite genres is meanwhile the 'fighting' section. But this means nothing at all.
And so on, have a nice stay and see You later, alligator!

The EX. Give Your thoughts if they amuse me i may post "moARRR"

I confess that I read these confessions at least once a day. They fucking crack me up. Then again, I'm easily amused.

I keep a girlfriend in order to amuse myself when I don't feel like boning my wife. Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I think I'm gonna have my wife breastfeed my girlfriend, to make her body extra healthy for the baby. And also because I love to see women milking other womens tits.

I love summer amusement parks

HISTORY OF PORN

Much of the short film clips seen here on Motherless are reminiscent of the Old Projection machine known as the Nickelodeon. Much of the fact that it was used for Porn has been covered up today.

It started by projecting "flipping" stereographic cards as you crank the arm of the machine, after depositing a nickel. As tech developed, a motion picture film loop was later added known as the Kinetoscope.

During the time, they even sung a song about it's use and "addiction" (even though it was hidden in the lyric's intent. The song "Music, Music, Music" sung of how "all I ever want to hear is Music-Music-Music" after putting in "another nickel". There is no known instance of "Nickelodeon" being used - as in the song - to imply a jukebox-like device. So the JOY expressed in the song was for what was SEEN within it. As such, even the Song about it later: Some radio stations refused to play the record because of the thought that the lyric "I'd do anything for you/Anything you'd want me to" might be construed as indecent. However, at the time - before the popularity of the song - "Nickelodeon" in fact referred to a five-cent silent movie theater

The meaning of the word (Nickelodeon) has been muddied ever since. In fact, when it was current in the early 20th century, it was used only to refer to a small five-cent theater and not to any coin-in-the-slot machine, including amusement arcade motion picture viewers such as the Kinetoscope and Mutoscope.

Much of the actual history of porn being shown around the world is being forgotten. Actual machines and stereo cards go into private collections. While Hollywood works to maintain and restore old films, original "Blue movies" dry up and rarely get made into digital.

I write this to hopefully inspire that the segment of that history not be allowed to go Extinct.

J'aime bien regarder des femmes ou hommes qui s'amusent avec des objets érotiques divers .

This inferior lives to serve and worship real Men! Please use it for Your pleasure and amusement.

My husband had this obsession with the idea of us having a MMF threesome.

We are married for almost 20 years, I am 44, he is two years my senior, and we have a really nice marriage, rich sex life, if I might add, which includes lots of interesting stuff, and that is how we ended up here, among other places.

Not to go on for too long, as I said, our sex life is good, and we keep no secrets to each other in that regard, and once we reached that point, he confessed that an MMF threesome is his ultimate fantasy.

And we role played for years, watched many, many such videos, and after a while, decided to try to make this happen. Now, it is easier said then done. We tried some meet ups, with guys we found online, but half way through exploratory coffee, either me, or him, weren't feeling the man sitting opposite of us.

This went on for years, and as it goes, after a few such meet ups, we just gave up.

Well, call it destiny, or whatever you want, but this summer, we met a man at our hotel at the seaside. A man might be an over statement, I am more than twice his age, and I was amused by the attention he gave me, his clumsy advances, since my husband was always at the bar, while I was at the beach.

Attention feels good, especially from a young 19 year old male, especially since I am nothing special, on the contrary, I am an average looking brunette, average, by any standard.

I was telling my husband about this young man, and his advances, and we found it funny, and cute, then it dawned on him - he got the idea, that the young man can be our plus 1.

Tomorrow morning, he talked to him, over beer in the bar. I felt strange, restless, but when he approached me with a smile on his face, I knew something was up. Tonight, he said.

I don't know what they talked about, but when we met at the hotel bar after dinner, young man looked like a ghost, and I felt some kind of pity for him. He was obviously scared, but he was there, so, he wanted it.

After a few drinks, he became more chatty, put his hand around my waist, and soon enough, we were in our room.

It all looked clumsy at first, he didn't know where to put himself, we laughed a little, but as fluids started rushing though our bodies, it came, naturally. Didn't last very long, but it was super intense. I was on top of him, while my husband was taking me from the back. We did double penetration with a help of a dildo, but this was different, he was devouring my breasts, kissing me, holding my head, going through my hair with his fingers. I was done really fast, and as I was gasping for air, through an orgasm, I felt both of them twiching, and they came, at the same time, him, in a condom we got him to wear, hubby inside of me.

It felt amazing, just amazing, and the best part was, tomorrow morning, I didn't feel awkward, nor did I sense that in my husband. We managed to do it two more times, in two following nights, before our lover had to check out.

It felt so organic and natural, that now, we are totally off the idea of ever trying to schedule this, or find someone online. We are opened to it, and if the stars align, it will happen again. But I do have a feeling, that this is one of those, once in a life time things, that do not tend to replicate themselves.

So my wife talks shit about me to her best girl friend, nothing new. But she left her phone unlocked today and I went through their messages and saw that they think I'm really stupid and useless around the house. "small things amuse small minds hahaha", "he's gotten dumber" stuff like that. The weird thing is that I'm angry but smugly turned on, it's that normal or is something wrong with me?

originally i came here to wank to other peoples confessions, then i saw some pics, which led me to thinking about a girl i knew, so i figured id share.
i confess i never fucked this girl when i had the chance. i was 17, she was 15. i meet her and her friends at an amusement park. i ended up going out with her friend who ended up being a psycho. the whole time i was dating her friend, we would talk on msn. one night she asked me what my favorite color was, blue pink or black. i said blue and black. she ended up emailing me a picture of her in her panties, all 3 colors. she told me to delete them, but i had them saved on my email anyways.
i confess i deleted them when i started dating my current gf who goes through all my personal info, had she found the pictures, we would have split. i actually deleted all my porn cause of my current gf. i had like 14gbs of porn saved up for 6 years. i also confess to deleting all of it.
anyways, back to this girl. her name is ashley H. for security purposes. you could probably still find her with that little info, you guys are good like that haha. we kept in contact for a while after me and her friend broke up, but never really got together, mostly because she lived 3 hours away, and we had no way of reaching each other.
before when i used to know her, i dont think she realized how hot she was, which is killing me right now, cause shes a fuckign bomb shell now. i made some other accoutn on fb to add her and try and talk to her because she moved away to another province,and had i msged her via my fb, my gf would find it and so on.
ive thuoght about emailing her from my email, asking if she rememebrs me and the pics she sent me. reminding her i didnt send her any in return, and if she wanted to exchange again. id have to be pretty sly though so my gf doesnt find out.
from what i know she doesnt seem to sleep around much from what i can stalk, but i hope she does. she looks like a great whore.
quite frankly, i dont really care what some trolls might think about my rant about missing out on this girl, wether its real or not. it is to me, i just wanted to share is all. enjoy some pics, i'll see if i can recover my old email and deleted photos.
the pic attached is from when i used to know her. i'll add more pics of what she looks like now. hopefully one of you pervs know her.

Just a small Story. 

The gun was cold as it trailed over her bare skin. She shivered against her will. She didn't want to give the man doing this any satisfaction.He was an assassin she had been hunting for months. She had finally caught up to him, but had fallen into a trap right away.She should have waited for her partner and husband, Oscar, to come with her. Now she was naked, pinned to the wall…. And an AutoMag III was trailing over her body.She looked up at the assassin defiantly, trying to work the cloth out of her mouth so she could at least try to bite him. His brown eyes sparkled with interest."Ruby Rose… you've been so eager to find me. Are you regretting accomplishing your goal?" he asked, amusement lighting up his face.She rolled her silver eyes and tried kicking his shin. He moved out of the way and chuckled lowly."And here I thought you would enjoy this. You do so love guns."The gun inched farther down her pale body, making her blush darkly. If it were Oscar, she would have loved to try this… but this was The Wizard. He was ruthless. Sure, he targeted corrupt officials, but it wasn't up to him or his employer to decide who deserved to live and die.Ruby struggled against his hold, feeling the gun slip against her pussy. It was like ice. She shivered violently. The man had her tied to the wall, there was no chance of getting out of these bonds. Unless she broke her thumb? Maybe?She dismissed the idea. If she couldn't get her hand out, it would swell and she would be more stuck. Hopefully Oscar would find her soon. Or Yang. Anyone.The young woman's eyes widened as the gun's barrel pressed into her cunt. The man hadn't even given her a warning. She squirmed, trying to get away from the cold metal inside of her.What if the gun was loaded… and the safety was off? She loved weapons, but this was too much. The man knelt in front of her, his lips finding her clit.Ruby jolted, immediately feeling both guilty and excited. His mouth felt good on her pussy, but she knew it was wrong. She was married. How would Oscar feel if he knew she was actually being pleasured from getting r a p e d?The Wizard started moving the pistol, thrusting it into her body. His tongue circled her clit. It was probably a good thing she was gagged. She could feel moans building up in her throat.This really shouldn't feel as good as it did, but Ruby couldn't help it. It was starting to get her off. She kept her eyes on him, needing to see the older man. He flicked his eyes up to hers, peeking at her from under his white bangs.She was melting. Moans came out of her unbidden as he worked magic in her cunt. He didn't stop until she came, screaming into the gag.As she slumped forward against her bonds, the man stood up, his eyes racking over her trembling form. "Call me Oz. The Wizard is a stupid nickname the press gave me. I trust I'll see you around later."He winked, leaning down to kiss her through the gag. Ruby stared after him as he strolled away, wondering what had just happened. A gun shot echoed through the hall as he left. The same gun that had been fucking her mindless a minute ago.It had been loaded.

I confess that I am a really slutty whore who wants to post degrading pictures of myself to the Internet for your own amusement. How can I amuse you Internet? What video should I make next and how horrible should it be? Do your worst!

How I became a cross dressing Sissi
I was living in Leiden, Holland with Jolanda. I knew she was bi and it didn't bother me that sometimes she would sleep over with a girl friend. Sometimes she would have a girlfriend or two stay over as well. I was very tactful and gave her the space she needed when she needed it.
One day while she was out I was looking for something in the bedroom and I opened a drawer which contained some girlie underwear. I started to hold things up to take a look at them.
I make no secret of the fact that I often desired to try some things on. Jolanda even suggested I try it but I was always too shy.
Well this time, being alone at home I started to try things on. Bras, panties, stockings, garter belt, dresses. I'd try one thing and pose in front of the mirror, then try something different.
I found a nice pink and black bra and pantie set and put those on, still wearing the stockings. I also found a blonde wig and tried that too.
I put on some music and got very carried away doing a sexy dance in front of the mirror. Seeing myself like that caused me to become very aroused and I got quite a boner and I played with it a little adding a touch of moisturizing cream making it very shiny.
I hadn't heard the front door and I wasn't even aware of the fact that Jolanda and a friend of hers were standing in the room watching my every move. The song came to an end and they made their presence know by applauding.
For me it was a big shock and I hurriedly searched for something to cover myself with.
Jolanda approached me and snatched away the towel I'd picked up and said. No, don't cover up. Let's take a look at you". I was made to stand with my hands by my sides as they both inspected me. They were both having fun choosing different combinations out on me.
Eventually they had me dressed like a french maid with an apron and a head piece.
Once "dressed" I was given some chores. I had to serve them with food and drinks.
Later that evening, after a few drinks I was summonsed to the table. They were both a little drunk.
Jolanda's Lifted up my dress saying that Elaine was a little curious about the bulge she was seeing and she thought it would be more amusing for her to have a better look
My hard cock had certainly protruded above the elastic of the panties and Jolanda pulled them down to my knees
"Nice isn't it"
"mm yes, very cute" Elaine replied. Then looking at me asked "May I feel it"
Jolanda spoke up saying "Don't ask him, ask me, He's my maid" Then to my surpruse she picked up the whipped cream spray and squirted it over the end of my dick. "There you are, you can have more than a feel" she laughed.
Elaine started to lick all the cream away then took the tip into her mouth and started sucking.....
I'd love to tell more but out of time. will continue if requested
I love to chat with girls. I have msn, yahoo and facebook. Please send me your addy if you'd like me to add you

I confess, i get an awkward yet amused and excited emotion when im in the chicks section of motherless, and find a post that has a picture of 4 girls i know posted by someone who is not me! hahaha

I confess. I piss on peoples feet at the urinal because i dont like anyone. If your foot ever goes to my side of the divider your getting a piss stain on your shoe. been doing it for years and i call it yellow footing. it is quite honestly the most amusing thing that i can do. The best part is 99% of people never notice and i just laugh like the asshole that i am.

Isn't she a really classy representative for her gender?
I mean, look at those intelligent eyes, the glistening complexion,
the attractive look of coy amusement in her face.
Shouldn't this make you respect women more? Does it? Huh!?

When my girlfriend made employee of the month the manager and I decided to do something extra special to celebrate and really let the customers know who she is! To our surprise she was not amused

I'm 38yo male. I did an undergrad, an msc and a phd. I work as a researcher at a uni, and teach undergrad and msc courses. I heavily fantasize with choosing a shy, Smart, tall, flat chested barely legal student and call her for a meeting to offer her extra crédit if she helps with a research project. And have her do something inappropriate and tell her it's on cam and blackmail her into total submission. Forcé her to do cocaine from My Cook and snort coke from her pussy and flat chest. Have her fist her ass and deepthroat a dildo for My amusement. Have her to verbally degrade herself all the time. Put a remote control vibrator on her pussy and play with her during class. Facefuck her tilo she gags and chokes. Tie her up and put clothespins on her nipples and pussy and spank her pussy, choke her, slap her, spank her, spit on her, totally own her. Have her be addicted to cocaine and cum and to beg for My attention. Full her ass with cum and have her take it out with her fingers and eat it up, gargle and swallow. And the other way round, deepthroat her till throatpie but have her not to swallow but to keep the cum in her mouth, play with it, spit it on her chest, pick it up with her fingers and fist her ass filling it up with cum.
Have her write on her body "property of" My name. Film and photograph everything and tie her up yo a chair and forcé her to watch it again.
In short, i'm a prof that wants to totally derail a young student. So far it's under control.

Board liying bed wanking my hard cock.. somebody amuse me ;)

Duel confession, I'm amused and impressed. My sister in law was having an issue with some neighbor boy(s) peeking in her window. She lives in a rural area so the only real light source is her front and back doors. She has a deck that wraps around the corner of her house and just inside that sliding door is one of those soft side hot tubs. Get the picture?
My wife asked me to help her sister out and install a motion light. I set the sensitivity so anyone close to the deck would activate the light. I warned my sister in law that deer could also trigger the light so not to be alarmed. Sure enough she caught deer coming in to graze on her shrubs and bushes. She told us the light came on a few times when she was in her hot tub, so I wasn't sure if the boys got chased off or it was deer either way she felt better.
Got the idea one day to turn the switch to the light off and see what was attracting the young guys. Parked down the road on a 2 track and walked to her house. I discovered I could stand by the corner of the house and peek around the corner and see the kitchen. Saw the sister in law walking around in a t-shirt with a glass of wine. As she walked into the room with the hot tub I walked over near the sliding door and saw her set the wine down and pull the t shirt off and get in the tub. Have to admit I was impressed and surprised at her body. She's tall and thin like my wife but her breasts are much bigger and her pussy is shaved. Over this past summer I tried to go over there once a week for a show and she didnt disappoint. Most of the time she's on her phone. Caught her taking selfies and even masturbating. I'm positive she has no idea I'm there. I always go back the next day and flip the switch back on.I have to admit I've jerked off watching her.

I confess nothing amuses me more on this board than sanctimonious Christfags talking their stupid religious crap. They don't seem to realize that, by virtue of being here in the first place, they're in no position to talk shit about anybody else. But I guess self-awareness has never been a prerequisite for admittance into the Christfag club.

I don't see very many authentic seeming confessions on here, so I'll offer one.

When I was 14, my mom got me a massage for my birthday. It was a totally legit massage, of course, and my mom came with me to the spa and got one for herself.

At this point I was a virgin, and constantly horny, jerking off at least once a day. My masseuse turned out to be a fairly attractive young woman in her mid-twenties. She was very sweet, and took things slowly knowing that it was my first time.

She left the room while I got undressed and got under the sheet. She returned to the room and began massaging me. I started on my stomach, and as soon as I felt her hands on my back, my hard on was poking into my tummy. Things didn't get easier when she started working my back, which required her to rock her hands back and forth on my back, rhythmically grinding my cock against the sheets.

By the time she asked me to roll over under the sheet, it was all I could do to keep from cumming. I was thinking about baseball, my grandma, algebra, anything to make my hardon go down, but nothing was working.

When I flipped over, I was making a little tent under the sheet. The masseuse politely pretended not to notice. She then began to wrap the sheet under my thighs by pulling part of it off my leg and tucking it under, so that she could massage my leg without exposing me.

But as soon as she began pulling the sheet, it slid smoothly across the underside of my cock, and this was too much. I let out a slightly panicked groan, and preceded to empty the considerable contents of my balls onto my tummy and into the thin sheet, on which a dark patch blossomed.

I know she was doing the best she could not to embarrass me, but the giggle the masseuse let out was withering. It was the giggle you give when a little kid does something wrong in an amusing way.

My face was scarlet, and my eyes were welling up with tears. "I'm sorry..." I mumbled, trying not to let my voice crack. She saw my distress and apologized, the giggle mostly out of her voice "these things happen, sweetie. It's totally normal." I know she didn't mean to, but she was no longer talking to me like a high schooler, but like a little kid.

As a few tears ran hotly down my face, she comforted me. "Don't worry, honey. This is our little secret." She ran a wash cloth under hot water, and with out warning peeled back the sticky sheet, revealing my now shrunken cock, and my thin dark pubic hair, sticky and matted with my cum. She began wiping it up with the hot watch cloth, even wrapping it around my cock and stoking it up and down a bit.

She asked if I wanted her to finish the massage. I sniffled a bit and nodded yes. She proceeded to give me a full rub down, now entirely on my bare skin (she'd thrown the sticky top sheet in the laundry bin). I got hard again fairly quickly, but she was careful to avoid stimulating me again. By the end of the massage, I was feeling a lot better.

When I got back into the lobby, dressed once again, my mom asked me if the masseuse had done a good job. I nodded yes. My mom left a big tip. When the masseuse saw the tip, she smiled at me and winked. I almost came again right then.

This isn't the most exciting story on this website, but it has the merit of being true!

Last year I had an arrangement with my son's coworker. His summer job was an amusement park. We have one of those early 90's conversion vans with  all the plush chairs and a fold down queen in back. I'd drop him off,  park in back by the trucks, and eat my breakfast sandwich. Sometimes I'd game on the xbox, or I'd link my phone to the screen and watch whatever. My son introduced me to Ava. 19, Latina, really cute but they're not into each other. She's in a different land in the park, later shift. She started tapping on the glass when I parked. She'd climb in, we'd game. At some point the arrangement happened. She'd flirt, I'd flirt, soon enough it was a few twenties that led to  topless edging and teasing that led right into a tongue and hand job and finally amazing head. She was 19, not even half my age, blowing it down her throat was incredible. Saturday morning was my highlight right up until winter when the park closed.

So yesterday, I drop off my son, park, start up Xbox and start on my breakfast sandwich and the glass taps. It's Ava. She jumps in. Lots of talking, lots of catching up, I didn't want to bring up  last year. 15 minutes in her hand starts to rub my leg and she brings it up. I was honest, I didn't know she'd be back today. I'm game but I don't have any cash. She laughs saying I'm lucky because she's horny. Clothes come off and she's just like I remember. Huge tits, lots of tongue, and titty fucking, and teasing. She comes up for air, keeps stroking, and pulls a rubber from her purse. I'm kinda sad, knowing I won't blow it in her mouth,  We never had one on before, maybe it's a new rule. As I'm thinking about it, she straddles me. I'm not huge, but I'm big enough to satisfy my partners. She was super tight, had to take it really slow. I kept gently edging her clit while she slowly slid me in. It started slow, got better as she relaxed, and when it finally picked up she started crying. I felt her tighten a few times, moans in my ear, clearly enjoying herself. I just kept pounding, taking her to the next wave. When she finally slid off, exhausted, she slipped the rubber off and started sucking between her tits. That's what I remembered from last year. Nice, sloppy, deep. She came up for air at a bad time. That suction pop, and her face was right there. I painted her face, 5 thick loads just dripping all over. She starts laughing. I ruined her makeup. She can't go to work with a cum face. I put my dick back in her mouth, let her suck the rest out. Honestly I didn't care, I just fucked a 20 year old past her limits and painted her face,  I laughed knowing I didn't need the condom, that's what her mouth was for.

So here's to next Saturday. Finally looking forward to it again.

I think my Master just wants me crazy.. we do know it’s not just kink that keeps Him around.. it’s something else He likes with me besides tormenting my body and my mind having it both grasp for His touch.. He checks my account but doesn’t speak with me watching me here struggling to offer something kinky like it’s the only thing that gets His attention.. may I say without consequence that I loved when I do amuse You and that now I miss Your energy to inspire me and my creativity… it’s the truth, don’t blame me for that, i mean I do corrupt for You but it’s like I do it and it’s something lacking it’s probably lacking of Your taking advantage of it in playful evil tasty way besides Your attention of course.. and I do want to jump and do something that would make my Master very happy and turned on … ohhh but howwww when whatever I might come up with lol You’ll just be stubborn and peek without saying a word.. I wonder what would earn me a little just a little attention to keep me on my toes? 

I wonder how much my Sadist wants me starving and how much I need to beg Him for a bit of mercy.. and is that much amusing and do I serve with my starvation like before..  I don’t misbehave like we do.. i did tho made a pic with her topless.. thinking if I payed for my jump maybe a playful detail might change Devil’s energy just a bit and He decides to let His slave keep that last straw for air.. I can’t post here her pic…

I'm 18 and I work in a supermarket. For the last 10 months, these two old girls keep coming into the shop. At first their flirting was amusing, but now it's just starting to piss me off because I want to fuck them so bad.

These girls are about 14 15 or 16. There's two of them and they are most likely sisters or cousins. They come into the shop on the same day at least, first thing, sometimes with their parents, and then they come back on their own 2 hours later.

I just want to fuck them so bad. One of them is a short little blonde who just looks nasty, she's been teasing me for months and she's probably the older of the two. But her sister, she's so fucking thin and taller than her which I like. She doesn't realise she's sexy. She's got long black hair, she wears yoga pants and a skin tight top, her tits have got bigger over the last few months. She's got blue eyes and she constantly teases me, she walks past me and winks when i'm on a till, but she never comes over to talk to me.

It's really starting to get to me, im not so fussed about the blonde one but this little bitch whos like 14 is starting to really get to me. I hate that I'm 18 now I should of smashed her at 17 and i'd still get away with it.

What would you do in my situation? Keep in mind I don't actually want to loose my job.

her husband will be even less amused

I confess to being mildly irritated and amused at the "disclaimers" that frequent users pages. I've added my own annotations (in yellow) to a commonly used "disclaimer" being posted by users of porn sites:

Disclaimer: WARNING: (that means this is serious legal business! uh oh!) All individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any other adult friend finder site, or it's associated sites, for projects and/or investigations--(that sounded professional! Must mean it's true right?) You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future, but if you do I know I have no right to complain, as this is the public internet. If you have, or do,it will be considered a violation of my privacy, and will be subject to legal action, though I should realize that any legal action would be thrown out as soon as I can say "waste my money on legal fees and frivolous lawsuits." All images, unless otherwise noted, were taken from the Internet, and are assumed to be in the public domain, as is this page. Boy, whomoever wrote this sure was retarded.

I confess that when I’m waiting in line and about to lose my shit because I hate waiting, I start running calculations in my head. Like… How many ass fucks for money it would take to buy a new car? And when I sat in my new car, would I grind my ass into the seat and laugh when I remember how I paid for it? Or… How many guys could a woman feasibly fuck in a day before she got too sore to continue? How many in the pussy? How many in the ass? I used to hate waiting in line. But, these sorts of brain teasers make it amusing.

I Confess i still think about my ex girlfriend almost every day, despite being married for 14 years and counting, and it is 17 years after my ex and i broke up.

I met her in 2006, after visiting a friend of mine, who celebrated his birthday, and she was his neighbor.
We started off really weird, because after thay b-day, that friend of mine asked me if he could come along with me to a swingersclub. although a bit weirded out, i said yes, and when i picked him up, she was there as well, asking if i wouldnt mind if she could join the fun as well.. She said she was 18, *( i was 21 at the time) and at the club they never asked so all was good despite losing a date at that club with a much older lady. The evening went well, fucked a bit, and went home.
A week or so later we met again, and went out to a regular club, had much fun, and i brought her home.. she asked me if we were boy/gf now and if i liked so see other chicks, she would not have a problem with that (indicating she wanted an open relationship) naive and totally not ready for such a relationship i said i liked her and her only, and i could not help noticing she was a bit dissapointed, but went it it.
From that point on, until the day of the breakup (Dec 31, 2007) we had sex every single day, at first a bit vanilla because i did not want to hurt her, but she was a big girl and said she wanted me to be a bit more rough with her, so i did.. and from that moment we had the most awesome sex, wild, rough, i would not have to held back with roughness, and after a few months, we discovered she was a heavy squirter. The downfall came because i pussied out when she wanted me to choke her, like passing out kind of choking. Affraid of accidentally k*lling her i just could not do it hard enough, so after a while she started to hang out more and more with this dude who was really into this kind of stuff, and i caught her cheating in a pretty horrible way. A few months of struggling (pun intended) went by and she broke up with me at a party on new-years eve.

I saw her a few times after that, with years in between.. the last time i saw her was 2017 or 2018. We catched up a bit, bringing back memories and she asked me if i still had all these pictures and videos of her and me, and if i could swing by sometime to give her that material as well. So i did, only to find out she just met this new guy and he was not amused.. The last time i talked to her was 2020.. she was single again, and i tried to talk to her online, and she started a fight with me for talking to her again, which i really did not understand why she did that. I just can not close the book on her and, it feels like unfinished business but i know i should leave her alone (which i do).

If you have to pick one... I know it's tough, which would it be?

Also, please amuse us with what you would do to them. Holes, positions, etc etc

EDIT: This has been resolved.

We will have the movie seeking issue fixed this week. we're sorry it's taken so long. It's just a strange bug with our JW setup and the new version of FLASH.

thanks for understanding or amusing bitching.

DEWEZ

Idk what hurts more, tongue piercing or that my Master wasn’t around for that to happen, or not giving me His attention even when I push boundaries for His amusement. He stayed passive and looks like he doesn’t even check a bit. And vulnerable little slave just wants to earn to know. Because this touch in every weakness I have towards Devil. May I please earn Master, if I haven’t?
Will You please remove this emotional pain? I beg You, pretty please. I’ll be a good girl Master

My sissy self being amusment

Huge confession. I want my girlfriend to fuck my ass hard with a strapon. REALLY HARD. I know she will HATE the idea, but I respect her and love her so I'm not bothered at all. She knows and loves that I'm bisexual and she's seen my toys so she knows I'm definitely into it. I love her so much that I'm okay with her not ever doing it, but I wish she would open up to the idea because I think she'd find it hot, and if nothing else - amusing! I just kinda hope that someday that barrier gets broken.

Has anyone had a similar situation come up? What do I do?

Last night we ordered room service to the hotel room. Afterwards, my wife wheeled the room service table out to the hall completely naked in her typical exhibitionist style. As she enters the hallway, she says to someone in mock apologetic tone 'Oh, sorry!' to which the amused guy replies 'You have nothing to be sorry about!', and then from the other end of the hall another guy chimes in 'Nothing to be sorry about from this side either!'

Guess a couple guys got a vivid deposit to their wank banks!

MAY - JUNE 2022 VOTE

As some of you might remember my owner had me post a poll not too long ago deciding if I am allowed to cum.

many have been asking if that is going to happen again and well... it's the time! my owner had decided to leave the fate of my orgasms in all of your hands!

This will work similar to the last vote but I will post the detail again for any who don't remember

this will be a special vote because of the timing

The voting process will start now (obviously) and votes will be accepted until May 9th UNLESS we can get 50 votes before May 1st. if we can get those votes in fast we will stop the count early! (which may mean more time to drip for me... *blushes*

The results on this vote will then take effect on the 1st or the 9th depending on if we got the 50 votes and last straight through until June 9th which is my birthday...

At this point, if my owner is merciful I will get a birthday break... and if not you might all get to vote and decide on if I get birthday orgasms or have to keep dripping for all of your amusement throughout my birthday month!

TO BE CLEAR THESE POLL RESULTS WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT UNTIL MAY 1ST or MAY 9th!

- NO VOTE result will mean I am not allowed to cum at all until JUNE 9th

- YES VOTE result will mean that I am allowed to cum tho I will of course need to ask white persons permission each time I do it

So please vote below and decide my greedy drippy cunts fate for the upcoming month!

YOU get to decide if I will be dripping or cumming, if I will be squirming or squirting.

I will just have to live with whatever you choose!

P.S.
My owner again has asked me to encourage you to read my forum signature below before voting

After turning 18 and having been with my first man I went looking for someone else. I remembered Carl, he was someone who worked at my mothers firm. I hadn't seen him in over a year and didn't know if he still worked there or not. I figured I'd go see if he did, so I popped into her office one afternoon, told her I just came by because I was in the area. I didn't have to look for him, he came over to me minutes after I got there. Haven't seen you in a long time, he said coming up behind me. I knew he would be my best bet, when I was younger he use to make little advances towards me and even asked me one time when I was going to be 18. I knew what he meant by asking but, being underage I knew I didn't stand a chance at him doing anything. I talked to him for a little bit and he went off back to his office. As he walked away I watched him walk off, at one point he turned and smiled at me and I smiled back of course. I had hoped his looking back meant what I thought it meant. I hung out with my mom for a little bit and told her I was going to go walk around and see some of the people I had gotten to know in the past. She didn't care and was busy anyway, always working. I headed straight to Carl's office and knocked on the door. Hey there, I was hoping you'd stop by, he said and invited me into his office. I went in and sat down, I see you've just got better looking with age, he said sitting back in his chair. Yeah, I just finally turned 18, I said sitting down across from his desk. I could tell he was happy to hear that, he sat up in his chair and began chatting with me. We talked for a while and he began commenting on my body, how fit I looked and how I still looked so young, much younger than eighteen. I got that a lot from people. I complimented him and said he looked really good and still very attractive. "You think so?" he asked, I told him yes and he replied by saying if I saw him naked I'd go blind. I laughed and told him I wouldn't run away. That really got his attention and he bluntly said, I hope you'd be naked too. I probably would be if you were, I replied. I really didn't think this would be this easy. Carl replied, do you want to? I had to ask, get naked with you? He sat back in his chair, yeah with me, I'm sure we'd have fun. Sounds like fun to me, I'd like that, I said grinning at him. He asked if my mom still knew I was there, I told him yes and he asked if I wanted to go somewhere with him. He didn't tell me where but, I said yes. Carl told me most of the third floor in the building was empty and I should follow him, but not too closely, he would take me upstairs to somewhere private. I followed him through the office, I don't think anyone saw us, but I still kept my distance from him. He made his way to a stairwell and I went in​ moments after him, he was gone and I made my way up the stairs where he was waiting with the door held open for me. Second door on the left, he said pointing towards the door. I went ahead and went through the he door, Carl came in behind me and locked the door, motioned for me to follow him and we went through another door, he locked that one behind us too. It was a small storage room with a bunch of office chairs inside of it. No one will bother us here, he said putting his arm around me and began to rub my chest. I hope not, I replied. He kicked off his shoes and pulled up my shirt to take it off. He quickly took his pants down and his cock was pitching a tent in his boxers. He tugged at my shorts and I took both them and my underwear off in one motion while kicking my shoes off too. Don't forget your socks, he said and I took them off too. He turned to sit down and pulled his boxers off before sitting. He had a short and fat cock, it wasn't what I thought it would be but, it still looked damn good. Do you want to sit on it? he asked waving it at me. I don't think I can dry, I replied. We can take care of that, he said waving me over to him, you can get it wet and I'll take care of you. I'm sure we both knew we didn't have too long to be missing, I knelt in front of him and began sucking his cock. After a few sloppy wet minutes of sucking his cock he turned me around and bent me over. Stay just like that, he said. Carl spread open my butt cheeks, spit between my cheeks and rubbed his cock through his saliva. He didn't say anything when he pressed his cock against my ass and pressed it into me. You okay? he asked when his cock was fully pressed inside of me. I'm good, I said giggling, I couldn't help laughing. When he asked why I was giggling I told him, I didn't expect this when I came there. He was amused by that and made sure I was okay being with him. I assured him I was, with his cock still in my ass, which seemed amusing to me and Carl began fucking me. He was ravenous, his small cock made short thrusts in me while he held onto my hips and after several minutes while still thrusting he asked, can I cum in you? Go ahead, I said looking back at him. A few thrusts later Carl slammed himself fully inside of me and filled me with his seed. I didn't think this through too well, I didn't bring anything to wipe off with, he said looking around. He pulled out and sat down on the floor, I knew what to do for him, I turned around and slid between his legs and sucked the cum off his cock, cleaning him off. He was totally shocked to say the least. Embarrassingly and without him seeing, I wiped my butt on the carpet and put my clothes back on. He asked when he could see me again, I told him anytime he wanted to and gave him my phone number to text me. I got his number and he asked me to go on ahead of him to leave. I end game found my mom, said goodbye to her and left. Carl sent me a text saying thanks and asked if he could see me again that night, he wanted more. I replied, no problem, let me know when and where.

If you happen to see a man knocking a woman out, do you think it is fair or correct to give him (or man, at least try) a lesson ?.

Given that you just see it and dont know the reasons whatsoever, and also , not talking from a legal point of view. But seriously, would you do it? is it correct?

I personally dont like bullies , but then I am amused with junkie fights, and also, there have been some bitches I have known that kinda deserved some special attention for being, not women, but miserable persons. I also have fought with girls with gloves and protections because I am skinny and weight more or less what an average girl weights, but these fights have always been supervised and the girls are friends.

Does sex matter in fights? Should I smack a guy if I see him punching a girl?

Just when i thought i had seen it all!

http://muchosucko.com/89302/Sucking-dog-shit

A British hooker sucking a DOGSHIT.

Please does anyone have any info on this clip its so fucked up. ...... but very amusing too ;-)

That relaxing day now feels sinister. My body and mind is being in darkness, a cold place without my Master. My body and mind are soo sore, so tense. Aching for my Lord, to breathe into me I promise I’ll be a good girl and not greedy if Master say so. Please let me feel that beautiful sensation of earning my place at Your feet. Your collar around slave neck. Please don’t vanish, little slave begs for Your breath, Your word is like fuel, needed for fire to live. I rather die for Your amusement. Don’t punish me please I’ll be good little slave. 

the look-at-me generation has had praise lauded upon it in what can only be described as "biblical proportions." the lion's share of this laudanum comes courtesy of their sandal-wearing, fruit-juice-drinking, baby-boomer parents. once thought of as a not-so-amusing outpost of american culture, in their scurrilous youth, they have taken over everything in sight. this is felt especially in the media, where they dolt on their progeny with the credulity of a disney production, and the enforcement of a nazi-state.

"you must believe. you will believe" goes the mantra of newsweek, and time magazine. they tell us that the millennials will save us from ourselves - they will drag our ignorant, corporeal shells out of the darkness, and into the new enlightenment they have fashioned for us.

what absolute horseshit.

the new "great generation?" high expectations for a generation that would rather take a selfie, than read a book, or ponder their brother, their neighbor, or their friend. every generation has changed the world, simply by virtue of their viewpoint, and their place in time. their aren't many things tougher to sit through than short-sided, middle-aged dotage, and we are being asked to sit silently, and consume this evangel with total surrender to its assertions. well, not this reviewer. thank you for your kind attention. class dismissed.