bananas-why don't they let the fuckers get ripe first before they cut them and put them in the stores?fuckin hard tasteless shit that the sell us. I'm done.

i have made up my mind of what i want to do now that i can take a fist. i think i'm going to mexico. in january and find some mexican that while fisting me will cut my nutts off and then shove them up my ass to his shoulder push them in a little more and then pull out a few inches and then start riping out my guts.
then i want him if i'm still alive cut my dick off and stick it in my mouth. then piss on me and laugh untill he knows i'm dead.

God her ass and pussy smell so ripe when she gets horny. Who wants a taste?

mmmm....that little bikini is no match for her huge ripe melons

I had a best friend in hs, we were neighbors and inseparable. She was, and still is, one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Me, on the other hand, I am short, stubby, and far from being pretty. She always had the attention of men, our age, and older, but she was a kind of girl that didn't enjoy it, she tried to hide her body, introverted and waiting for someone special.

There was a man in her life, in senior year, he was our age, our class mate, but he seemed so mature. When a 19 year old talks about literature, and poetry, that strikes pretty hard at that age. He was all over her, but she didn't want any of it, but he was so persistent, that one night, she gave in, and lost her virginity to him. She told me that, the next morning, along with her decision not to stay with him, since, he is not the man for her.

I was always envious of her, and that made me want him, but I was too much of a coward to do anything about it. I remember thinking of him, almost every day, with a hand down my knickers, and that lasted the whole summer. Then, they both moved away for uni, and I was left behind.

Life went on, I met my now husband, lost my virginity to him at the ripe age of 21, but I continued to live in a fantasy world, lusting over men around me, and that fantasy, eventually is the reason I am here.

I met him few times after that, on the street, but the first time we had an opportunity to talk, was at our 20 year graduation aniversary. I was wearing I short dress, he told me that I look good, and a little after midnight, I was on top of him, in his car, cumming like there is no tomorrow. After that, he threw me on my back, and fucked me like I have never been fucked before, fast and hard, and he didn't bother to pull out.

It has been two and a half years since that night, and I still masturbate to the memory of it.

I know some might not find this very interesting, but my whole sexual life is in these few lines.

plump and ripe for a good ol fashioned power fucking

porn with sexiest scenario? this one's amazing: http://www.drtuber.com/video/195396/madison-ivy-uses-her-large-ripe-rack-and-her-wet-pussy-on-a-meaty-cock

Love when a ripe MILF accidentally post a revealing shot because she's trying to be a model. Smash or pass?

very ripe, worn 5 days straight and masterbated 3 times in them… WET

Which dirty little costume slut would you take? They are all ripe for the picking

i would lick the seat of that ATV clean just to get a taste of Eva's fresh sweet n ripe teen slut pussy!

I confess to having an affair with a student.

I am a UK uni lecturer. I'm gym fit and have been on the end of flirting before but have never acted on it. I am married and have no desire to jeopardise that. But then I started taking risks.... a faceless tinder profile for one.

I ended matching with a 20 yo from my uni. After messaging, I determine she doesn't do my subject and is based at the other end of the uni. She is hot, and has a really specific look that I find particularly hot... alternative, coloured hair, hairy armpits, lots of eye makeup. She's 5'8" with dark brown hair, lots of tatts and a confident London/South East accent.

After some messaging, it starts getting really hot. She is in an open relationship, and likes submitting to married men, then being dom with her bf.

"I'll do the things your wife won't. Push me down, spit in my mouth. Make me tongue your arsehole. My only conditions are that you go down on me first, and that you raw cum in my cunt".

Normally I play safe, but to be honest, safety went out the window. I asked why she insisted on raw. Her reply "my bf licks it out. He'll len rim me as I cum on my vibe and then I might let him fuck me".

Long story short - we met in a pub, had a pint and then she invited me back to hers. Bf was shut in the living room while we headed to her bedroom. The sex was wild.... sweaty, rough and I hit my dominant stride. She throated my cock with her spit running off my balls, rimmed my arse and came hard on my tongue with my finger rubbing her arsehole. I fucked her hard and rough... not for her but to take what I needed. She was making a fair bit of noise (probably for the bf's benefit). Eventually, when I was ready, I sprayed deep inside her while she was on her back with her legs over my shoulders. We were coated in sweat and the stink of sex was pretty ripe.

She winked, said "I'd definitely love that again, but you need to find your way out now as it's his turn".

I headed out and as the door closed, I caught sight of the bf heading to her room. I knew him. He did my course. My stomach sank, even though he did not see me.

Amanda's pretty face is ripe for a good cum bath

It was back in the days of CL, where horny guys like me could post ads and find a side chick with ease. I found it was easy to do if you worded things right. I’d always get a few nibbles from real women looking to fuck. My insatiable hunger to fuck was barely satisfied from my home life, and my marriage was deteriorating because my wife lost interest in sex (hormonal issues). Wife eventually got the medical attention she needed, but she’s the one who opened up the marriage so that I could “go have fun.”
I’d post multiple ads, honest with my intent, “Married man looking to creampie you.” Turns out there is a lot of women out there who absolutely love getting seeded. I’ve been with all kinds of women, black, latina, and white. Usually, if the woman was overweight, they had a lot of issues and were very self-conscious so it was very easy to get in their pants. Not that I was a chubby chaser, but it was pretty much a guaranteed lay if she was fat.
This story is about Linda. Linda was (and probably still is) a nurse. I posted on CL just to see what was out there and I caught Linda’s eye. She sent me a photo of her standing in front of a bathroom mirror, showing some cleavage. I responded back that she was very beautiful, and I thanked her for sending me the picture. We emailed back and forth, I sent her my picture and she thought I was attractive so we decided to meet at a public place just to see if we were a match.
I met her in a park the next day after work. She was a very hefty woman, probably well over 350lbs. Linda was wearing sunglasses, and a long dress, and she had red lipstick on. Even with all of that, she wasn’t pretty to me at all. She took off her glasses, and I understood why she had them on, she was trying to hide that her eyes were misaligned, she had lazy eye. My mind was fighting itself, pussy is pussy, but she was definitely someone I could easily pass up sexually.
“Let’s get a hotel tomorrow, ok?” She told me, and leaned in for a kiss. I froze for a second, and then decided to go for it. Now I don’t know if she was playing a game, but when my lips met hers, it was just a standard kiss, she didn’t even open her mouth for my tongue. My tongue pushed through her lips and her mouth opened and she seemed shocked, like she’s never French kissed. Her tongue wasn’t moving, she seemed like she absolutely didn’t know how to kiss. I pulled away.
“You ok?” I asked.
“Yeah, I’ve just never been kissed like that,” she said blushing. I had my doubts, and didn’t believe her.
“Your husband never French kissed you? You never had a boyfriend kiss you like that?”
“Not like that, no.”
We parted ways and she said she’d pay for the hotel room. The fucked up part is that she lived pretty close to my house, literally 4 blocks away in the same neighborhood. She said she responded to the ad because it was near her and it peeked her interest.
The next day I left work early and headed to the designated hotel, I texted her telling her I was there. She texted me back with the room number, and that she was nervous. I didn’t respond back, just headed to the room, knocked and she opened the door.
She was wearing a red teddy, of which I could see her tits through it, her girth prevented me from seeing her pussy. I had second thoughts, of which she might have picked up on. Linda clenched my arm and ushered me to the bed.
“You can fuck me anywhere you want,” she said trying to be erotic. We started kissing, I removed her teddy and started fingering her. She had a nice soft bald pussy. I went down on her, but had to push some of the layers of fat up as she spread her legs. She moaned my name as I licked her and then told me, “I want you in me!”
She bent over doggy style, spreading her legs. Her ass wasn’t really anything to speak of, a bit flat. I seen her asshole puckering up at me and thought of giving it a try, but slid my cock inside her pussy. It was nice and warm. I started thrusting in and out, letting the tip barely escape before jamming it roughly back in her. She was wet, so wet my balls were soaked in her fluids and it was dripping down my leg. I pulled out and circled her anus with the tip of my cock, and she backed into it. We didn’t have lube and she wasn’t relaxing her anal muscles, so it was a losing battle. I got rough, and pushed as hard as I could trying to get inside her ass, she clenched the bed sheets moaning. The tip popped inside, and I began pushing deeper in her shithole.
“Oh, go slow, slow…” she moaned, gripping the sheets of the bed.
I don’t know what got into me, but I started thrusting my cock balls deep into her ripe ass. My hard cock was pulsating as I increased speed, slamming into her ass cheeks, watching her fat move in waves to each of my thrusts.
“FUCK!” she screamed, “Hold on!” I pulled out and she ran to the washroom. What followed was hearing her taking a massive shit, gaseous noises and all. Even with the door closed and the bathroom fan on, the odor was unbearable. It was nauseating and atrocious, I was thinking of getting my clothes on and leaving, but my cock was doing the thinking for me.
“But you didn’t cum in her yet,” my cock said.
“Dude, have some god damned standards bro, she’s ugly,” I told my cock.
“Pussy is pussy, when she comes back out, cum in her and then we can go.” My cock throbbed.
“Asshole,” I told him, “Such an asshole.”
She came out of the washroom apologizing, “I’m so sorry, it’s been a while, next time I’ll make sure I’m prepared.”
Linda laid down on the bed, spreading her legs, “Your ad said something about a creampie? Momma needs her cream filling!”
My dick, “See?”
I mounted her, stuffing my cock inside her pussy and started pumping. I closed my eyes, but then decided to look down at my cock going in and out of her. Her arms pulled me down for a kiss, her hefty tits wobbling as my pelvis met hers. Honestly it took me a while to cum. I hammered at her cunt for a good 20 minutes and finally my seed burst into her. Her fat hands gripped my ass pulling me deeper, and I released all I could inside of her. I rolled off of her, and laid there for a bit, she cuddled into me, thanking me.
I got dressed and she started making plans for our next encounter. I met her about three more times and then broke it off. It wasn’t that she was fat, it’s that she just wasn’t my type at all. I’ve banged fat chicks that were totally hot as hell, but she was just not attractive to me at all.
She was disappointed, telling me that she thinks she’s in love with me, but I told her that I didn’t have the same feelings and just wanted to go my separate way.
I’ve fucked at least 5 different women from CL, fell in love with one – but those stories are for another time. I wrote this story just to get it off my chest and get it out of the way. I have to confess she was one of the worst fucks I’ve ever had.

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Ripe???

Now this is a proper cluster fuck, but it just shows you that everything comes to light, eventually.

Some 15 years ago, or something like that, I was a youngster, fresh out of college, and I hooked up with some friends who were party animals, and for a while, I was going out, partying non stop with this group. He would always get us girls - he was dating this petite blonde with big tits, and she would always bring her friends, and we would buy them drinks, party all night, and in the end, we would get something out of it, usually just a blow job, but I did fuck one of them once.

So, I figured, that it was some kind of an arangment he always made, and who am I to object. One night, girls didnt come, and he was furious with his girl (she was the only one that made it). I had to restrain him, since it was obvious that he might even become unpleasant to her, in a physical way. At the end of the night, he was still pissed, and called all of us to his place. As soon as we arrived, he declared to us, that since she didnt bring her bitches, she will have to do all of us.

Then it dawned on me - they were all hookers, with her being his favorite one. She just shrugged her shoulders, and started undressing.

Five of us fucked her, and that was my only time I ever, ass fucked a girl, while two guys were cumming on her face at the same time.

After that, he never invited her again, and he would bring another girl, with her "friends". This went on for about a year, after which I moved to another city.

Fast forward to three years ago, I met my wife, at the ripe age of 40, had no time to waste, and married her after six months of dating.

On our wedding, guess who was one of the guests?

Yup, the blonde.

Asked her who she is - a college friend, they were really close at that time, so she invited her.

That moment I knew, that she probably was, one of her girls. Said nothing on the wedding night, nor on our honey moon, but when we got back, I wanted to look at our wedding photos. I was playing it cool, at first telling her, that she looks familiar to me. Oh boy, I felt her unrest immediately.

Then I "remembered", that she was a hooker, or madame, and told her all about our party days, not mentioning I had anything with her, just that she was providing us with loose party girls, we had fun with. When I looked her in the eyes, she burst into tears.

"So, you were on of the "party girls"?"

It was a wonder we never met before.

She started sobbing, telling me that she wants me to forgive her, that she cant survive if I leave her etc.

I answered that I will not, if she is honest with me, and tells me everything. It was the Q&A of my life time, and I was pissed off, and aroused at the same time.

She did it through her junior year in college. She would get some pocket money from the blonde, free drinks and free party, as long as she was available to the guy she would be with for the night. Most of them would get so wasted, that nothing happened, besides little groping in the booth, or afterwards. When they were persistent, she would give them a bj.

When asked if she fucked some of them, she said yes. How many, she started crying again. How many cocks did you suck that year - again, sobbing.

I got up, furious, and hard at the same time, wanting to leave, but she grabbed my hand, fell to her knees and started sobbing:

"It was four guys, and for sucking, I dont know, we went out almost every night from September to June..."

She was kneeling, hugging my legs, and I did feel sorry for her. In the end, I was the one whoring around also, at the same time, and I would probably go over it, if she didnt press her head against my crotch. She felt my hardness, and started unbuttoning me.

That was the best orgasm of my life, I almost passed out, yet, when the clouds of passion started lifting, I knew what I had to do.

She thought, she will suck her way out of the problem, once again.

Divorced her, and I will never marry again.

The truth always catches up to you.

My cervix is fertile, ripe and ready to take a cum load. Who would like to fuck a baby into me and make me pregnant? x

Ripe for the taking

I just walked in to my neighbors house to drop off some mail. No one was homs. I just couldn't help myself. I headed straight to the laundry room and helped myself to the laciest, skimpiest and dirtiest pair of panties I could find. I smashed them to my face and took a huge face full of the best smelling pussy. I gave the yellow crust a lick. The smell was heavenly. I almost came right there. I left a side door  in the basement unlocked so I can come back for more. Part of me wants to get caught. I shoved the panties down my pants and rushed home to jerk of and smell that spicy little ripe pussy. There's was cum flying everywhere

2 different ripe 😎

How much do you wanna just eat out this teen sluts ass? 🤤😛 so damn peachy!!! I bet she tastes so damn good and ripe...

SCENE ONE

You're a loll-ripe tease who’s way too naive.
I’m an oversexed guy who’s lured you indoors.

I order you onto your knees.
Hold your head between my hands.
"Open."
You do as your told.
I step forward.
Slide it in your mouth.
"Suck."
You obey.
I fuck your face.
You gurgle.
Choke.
But never pull away.

Your lying back down on my bed.
Raise your feet above your head.
Lift your ass up to my tongue.
I lap.
You gasp.

Where to from here?
It’s your turn to steer.

I confess i have been on a course of antibiotics for an infected foot injury.
The side effects have been a constant dose of the shits and a dry mouth with tingly lips at times.But the one thing that has surprised me is the amount of knob cheese under my skin.
There is fucking loads of it and it stinks like a nice mature Gorgonzola.I have been smearing it anywhere i can so other people can experience the ripe flavours.

Her fat pussy is ripe for pounding

I confess I would love to have Mayim Bialik spread her fat Jewish ass and sit right on my face. I would eat her cunt and ass for hours, begging her to relieve herself on my face.
I know her asshole would smell nice and ripe...

I haven't had an interesting sex life. That is, partly, a reason why I am here, in the first place.

I lived with my first bf, for almost 20 years. We met in hs, and after that, started living together. We tried having a baby, but it didn't work, so our relationship, slowly, started dying. After we got into our 30s, he started drinking, and after a while, became useless in bed, and in life.

Despite that, I gave my best, never cheated on him, but in the end, we had to part ways.

Then, two years back, I met a man, a bit older than me, and, again, sex wasn't what I expected it to be. Eventually, a miracle happened, and I got pregnant in the ripe age of 45. I am in my 7th month now.

My confession is, that my sex urge went up so much, and now I am so horny, that I forgot about all of my boundaries, and pushed him to do more, be more, try more.

I am having the best sex of my life, every day, and all day long, all I can think about is, when we will do it again, and how.

It feels like I have been dead, but now, suddenly, I am alive, for the first time.

I know this ain't much, but this is my confession.

The great thing about white slavery is that my cotton fields are ripe for the picking and I could do with some virginal young girls as domestics.

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I work as a real estate agent. I have a collection of over 500 panties from the little girls rooms of various homes for sale over the last 5 years. I take them from the dirty clothes basket so they are nice and ripe smelling.

She is ripe for plucking

Russian cunts have good genes indeed! Ripe for breeding…

i walked in the door about 30 minutes ago and my daughter was in her t shirt and panties leaned over the table wipeing it down. i walked up behind her grabed her around the neck and shoved her head down to the table riped her panties off her then droped my pnats and stuck my dick in her dry pussy. the hole time she crying NO DADDY DONT IT HURTS.
i fucked her hard for about 5 minutes then her pussy started getting wet. and i ask her is that any better bitch. and she said yes but stop daddy this is wrong. i told her to shut the fuck up or i'm going to fuck her in the ass.
after about 5 more minutes she started to relax and likeing it . I couldnt have that so i pulled out of her pussy and stuck it balls deep in her ass. and fucked her for about anothere 5 or 10 minutes then i filled her ass with cum. i shoved her on the floor after that and took a big piss on her and she opened ehr mouth and took it like the slut she is.

I confess tonight when I got home from work and undressed I noticed my most feminine area was extremely pungent. I don't know if it's the excessive heat we are having that caused it but I could smell it even before I removed my panties. I haven't dated in a month and being very attractive myself I only date really hot guys. But I got a wild hair and decided not to shower and went to a bar only a mile from my place. I decided I was going to pick up an average looking guy and bring him to m place and see if he would eat my ripe snatch and not complain just because he probably has never een with anyone as hot as me. Well Ipicked up a decent looking, slightly overweight guy that was 3 years younger than I and definitely not someone I was going to care if I saw him again after tonight. When we got to my place I didn't waste any time and started issing him as soon as we sat on the sofa. He actually was a decent kisser but I was just waiting to see his reaction to my pungent snatch. I told him I was so horny and needed to have my pussy eaten so bad. I undressed and e gawked at my shaved, beautiful pussy. He quickly knelt and put his head between my legs and I could hear him gasp. I suppressed a giggle as it looked like his eyes were watering. He kind of backed off and kissed on my thighs and I think h was hoping to fuck me without eating me out. I told him I would give him the best head of his life and lick his balls and ass if he ate me out good. He hesitated a second and began to eat me out. He sounded like he was going to vomit a few times but kept eating me out. He actually made me came and to get out of doing him I told him I heard my boyfriend's car pulling up. I told him my BF was jealous and black and he quickly put on his pants and I hurried him out the door, laughing hard after I shut the door. He probably went home and brushed his teeth and gargled to get the stench of my snatch out of his mouth. I feel kind of bad but it was funny. Am I a bitch for doing that?

Now that school has started, when is the best time (Eastern time, US) to go on Omegle video to find chicks to flash? Over the summer, there was so much win to be had between 12 AM and 3 AM Eastern time.... holy shit they were ripe for the pickin and ready to show. Now that summer's over, not as many girls are on at that time. When's the best time now? Or does this just slow down a lot during the school year?

Ripe.

I learned, at the ripe age of 45, that I should have given more chances to ugly girls, over the years. My ugly neighbor is the reason for this epiphany. She is a few years younger than me, single mother of three, from two different fathers, ugly, but with the biggest set of tits I ever saw, on a woman that is not obese.

She was always interested in me, and wasn't afraid to show it, but I was far from being interested. In the end, loneliness took the better of me, so I started texting with her, and, well, it was quite easy, she was over at my place in an instant.

To say that she tries hard in bed, would be an understatement. First night I fucked her, I came while doing her from behind. I used a condom, I am not an idiot, but, when I was done, she got down, took my entire cock in her mouth, with a condom still one, until she pulled it off into her mouth, while proceeding to suck and feast on the contents of it. And this was just the tip of an ice berg.

As many other things in life, I wish I learned this lesson in my 20's, but hey, better late than never.

And the best part is, she makes me feel like I am doing her a favor, she is so grateful, and sensual, and pleasing... I am hooked.

I'm looking for a Rule 34 takeoff on the comic strip "Sally Forth." Daughter Hilary is ripe, and if Rule 34 is correct, somebody has to be doing the Right Thing by her. Anybody know of such?

looking for some complete true teen babe sets of some of the latest models or even a whole site ripe up to 2012

Has anyone ever seen Rule 34 porn of the Sally Forth comic strip? For those who don't know it, Sally is a wmc working mom, husband Ted is a useless idiot.

This stripe is deliciously ripe for some great Rule 34 perversion, but I've not been able to find any. If anyone knows of its existence anywhere, I'd appreciate a link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Forth_(syndicated_strip)

I confess that Im obsessed with young and very young asshole. I love them all but the best are the slightly dirty perfect ripe shade of brown. I want to take 4 or 5 of them, tie their legs spread and have a feast.

Fill this ripe ass?

Very hor pic, nice nipples just ripe

Mature tart ripe for a good time 

i have to confess! i have an ASS fetish! i LOVE ASSES!! i love looking at them, touching them, hearing them slap when they are twerking, i love smelling them and i abso-FUCKING-lutely LOVE, CRAVE and ADORE tasting them. EVERY time i see a HOT, TIGHT ASS and ASSHOLE, i just wanna get down on my knees, bury my face inbetween those cheeks, and SNIFF and then snake my tonuge inside of it!! i so much enjoy the smell and taste of a hot wet ripe cunt, but the sight, sound, touch, smell and taste of an ASSHOLE beats it, hands down!!!

Joannes ripe behind

That ass was ripe

I just stole my friends gfs panties she wore to the gym. I had to untangle them from her yoga pants! Damn they are sweaty and ripe!!!!

Ripe for sucking.....

My confession was that I never fucked jail bait when i was in college. Chasing too many big titted coeds to even pay attention to a soft firm high school freshmen, so no idea what a freshman virgin feels like. Something tells me the first few thursts makes a man want to cum harder than he ever has, smooth flawless skin, little fur on the field but most of all being that first blow job she will ever give. Maybe a little rough and slow, but over time helping her improve. I never cared about it until my mid 20's, but by than nine eleven happened and cops made more of a point to bust guys scoping teenager girls at the mall. Back in the 80's to mid late 90's you could still get away with a piece of strange from a girl who feels 'misunderstood' and thinks she is too 'mature (lol)' for high school boys. God Bless the teenage sluts who love cock and can't get enough of it, who of us hasn't been to a public pull and notice some tan thin ripe girls walking around in skimpy suits and thongs? They know your looking , so they tease you by 'dropping things' and bending over slowly, watching that bikini bottom and virgin hole for the briefest of moments. When I was young, there was a 13 yr girl would used to sun bath naked in her backyard when her parents were out (they worked every day). She would walk out with her radio tape deck, in either her red, yellow, or green bikini. The red one was my favorite, she white with a tan,long black hair she had in a pony tail, green eyes, long toned legs, sweet pair of supple breasts with pointy nipples. After about ten minutes she would run inside, check around outside than strip to the song LOVEFOOL . Sweet Christ her body makes my cock throb even now, the sweat pouring off her skin. Sometimes, (very rare) she would would spread her legs and play with herself. The hotter it caught out side the pace of her rubbing would get faster and when she came she did it hard. For nearly the whole summer she would spend her days sun bathing and playing with her pussy. Until the fate filled day she brought her little boyfriend over, she stripped and started to play with her pussy while he was in the pool. She asked him if he wanted to touch her and believe it or not the little cunt boyfriend started to cry, than he ran into the house. Not sure what happened but she never sunbathed the rest of the summer. too bad i was always hoping she would invite another girl over to join in her fun, whats worse was video camera's cost like $600.00 back than and i didnt know anyone i could borrow one from.

i am Jills young pert budding breasts. i have been mainly napping for the past 11 years but now i am aching to peek out and view the world. i am made of bubblegum and milk and magically soft flesh and technically serve no evolutionary function at all. my flaring hips have already alerted the male race that i am potentially ripe.
no man has seen me in my flowering glory yet. well my brother has, but he's no man.
i must admit his lips are sublime though.
from what i am being told by my buddy the brain i am now at my absolute peak. soon i will sag and attract no one save meth heads. we have all been taught that a woman over 19 is essentially useless anyway. a few are needed for breeding and as peasant workers but we know the story. the rest of us will lead quiet lives of desperation.
my fate is in Jills hands and it already looks like it's gonna be a shaky ride.

i am Jills pert newly budding breasts.
and right now my brother is all over me.

Don't Shave That Hair!!!

My friend recently made a mistake in his life, and I offer his story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with him having trouble dumping. These are in his words. I tried to clean it up some.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My cheeks were smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic turd-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky brown/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. It felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my crack off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own turds blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for this hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could tell that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, go home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell you later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the king of Bel-Air.

today is Easter and our whole extended family is over. we have this one niece who is gorgeous. she is 14 and she has a body to die for. she has tits that are ripe and full, that just stick out, firm and ripe, with a hot ass. her whole body is bursting forth in sexuality. when i stand near her, i lust for her. i want to reach under her top and fondle her tits, suck them, lick them, bite them, and feel her pussy slide down on my cock with that hot, sweet 14 yo body all mine. ALL MINE!

but i don't dare touch her. i just look. it is frustrating obeying the law, and being a good person.