I would like to write a more complete memoir of my nocturnal emissions, spontaneous ejaculations, wet dreams. They started so long ago, over fifty years ago, I have probably forgotten much about them. And there were later years when they were rare, so rare I assumed I no longer had them. But not tonight, tonight I'll just chronicle one recent experience;

A couple of weeks ago I had a dream, one I remember, one with an erotic nature. I don't often remember my dreams, and am old enough (mid 60s) that it is very, very rare that I have a wet dream. I was, for instance, visiting a relative for almost two months earlier this year, and did not visit sites such as this one during my whole stay, only masturbated once, yet had no erotic dreams any of the nearly fifty nights I was there?

The dream I had surprised me. Why, all of a sudden, did I wake in the night this way? I had a vision of a woman's hind parts raised in the air, with her vulva lips at my finger tips. I stroked them and they puffed and swoll. After a moment (hard to judge times in a dream) the woman was reclined, her vulva beckoning me. And that is where this dream offered an unexpected fantasy: a small tongue on the perineum that was actively beckoning me "come hither" with its wags. I approached my glans and enjoyed the contact. But then I awoke and did not climax, to my disappointment.

It was a very pleasant dream, and I hope I am not too old, as I had feared, to have others of the sort and more expressive. I'll continue, in the mean time, to stroke my penis and scrotum and perineum and thereabouts, occasionally to climax, occasionally watching videos or remembering videos of people masturbating themselves or others, nicely.

I'm so proud to be a toilet licking faggot. In August I traveled between 2 states licking toilets and urinals clean. Today I'm gonna stay in my county but try to hit 20. And I plan on chronicling it with pics here. First stop a dirty mcdonalds right off the highway. 

She was surprisingly clean but still fun. 1 down

I suggest you all take a look at tonight's Drudge Report for the real news. See what the radical fascist leftists at the Chronicle and the other rags are trying to distract you from -- China makes the move to take your country's place as the leader of the world ... something Barry Obama would be delighted to see. See what Cheny said too -- he predicts Obama will be a one term p********, like Carter. We don't see too many of those, you have to really tick the people off for that ... what is a one term p********? A p******** that came up for re-election, who the American people will only have ONE chance to support or reprimand ... and they sent the looney packing. This will be what you see in 2012.

I've read a series of books called "My Secret Life" which chronicles a Victorian Gentleman's sexual escapes. Based on an actual person and events. Anyway, in one book he mentions that pussies of women with red hair smelt different, more musky, pungent. Has anyone found this in their experience?

One teacher has some confessing to do here:

"ELYRIA � The Columbia Schools teacher accused of sending topless photos of herself to the son of a man who then allegedly tried to blackmail her was formally charged Monday with disseminating matter harmful to juveniles.

Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, could get up to six months in jail if convicted of the misdemeanor charge.

Columbia Schools Superintendent Graig Bansek said Monday that Kazmierczak has been suspended with pay from her job teaching fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School pending the outcome of an investigation.

Tyrone Price, the man who allegedly tried to blackmail Kazmierczak, was indicted last week on two counts of extortion.

Price�s attorney, Mike Duff, has denied his client was trying to extort the teacher, whose daughter was dating his son. He accused Kazmierczak of making up the allegation in an effort to get herself out of trouble.

According to Lorain County sheriff�s deputies, the boy, who Duff said was in 8th grade at the time the photos were sent, made comments to Kazmierczak comparing her to her daughter. That prompted the teacher to forward first photos of herself in a bra and later of herself topless to Price�s son, who attended a different school district.

Detective Mike Lopez said last week that Price, who was under investigation by Amherst police for embezzling money from the Amherst Youth Football Association when the blackmail allegedly occurred, found the photos and began trying to extort Kazmierczak via phone calls and text messages.

Price allegedly demanded an Xbox and, when Kazmierczak said she couldn�t do that because her husband would find out, cash. At one point he demanded she sell her wedding ring or claim to lose the stone and get an insurance payout to give to him, Lopez has said.

Kazmierczak eventually contacted deputies about the extortion and her attorney, Kenneth Lieux, said last week that she was cooperating with the investigation. Lieux said his client was a victim in the case.

Price, 38, was placed in a court-run diversion program over the objections of prosecutors last month. He had pleaded guilty to theft and misuse of credit cards, but those charges would be dropped if he successfully completed the program.

He also had to repay $23,556 he stole from the football league that he served as p******** of between 2006 and his resignation in May 2010. Duff contends that Price was a sloppy bookkeeper and never intended to steal any money.

Kazmierczak is due in Elyria Municipal Court next week, according to court records."

http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2012/05/01/teacher-accused-of-sending-topless-pics-to-boy-is-charged/