would you help eva wyrwal with her Christmas tree
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Recently, I was explaining to my father just how crazy my ex was. He said, son ,I think you might be exaggerating. I said , Dad, she is as crazy as a can of spaghetti with no noodles. He said, she is not crazy. I said, you're rite dad , she is not crazy. They just named a fucking clock after her. At the top of every hour, a little bird comes out , calls her by her nickname a couple of times, then goes back in the clock. He said son , when one door closes, another door gets painted. I said dad , would you please stop ingesting LSD every night? He looked up at that moment, and said damn, we must be camping. I didn't realize we were in the woods until I almost ran into this tree . I said dad , we are not in the woods. Please help me finish putting the presents under the Christmas tree. My confession is that I don't believe an October evening is the correct time of year to erect a Christmas tree. Well it's getting late, I need to go to sleep. I can hear that little bird in the clock calling my ex by her nickname. Good night.
Who would you rather find all wrapped up under your Christmas tree?
Dear Santa, I've been good all year, most of the time. Hummmmmmmm O.K once in a while. Wish you were coming soon down the chimney tonight. I can´t wait trim and light up your Christmas tree with the touch of my lips and soft hands then test your delicious candy cane in my fervent mouth. How I love to spin your dreidel, Where you start feel the sounds of the ringing of the bells inside of you.Till I hear you scream, ‘O Holy Night.’... Night divine ! ...Are you ready for The Queen Of Hell...The Queen Of Darkness...The Priestess Goddess Phoenix ???
Your Goddess Of Darkness, The Goddess Of The Devil, Your Priestess Goddess Phoenix 🔥
Love to have this Christmas gift tied up under my Christmas tree. Lots of leftover tape to keep that mouth shut too.
WOuldn't you love this under your tree at christmas
Before I had time to react she was in my lap on the sofa with her breasts pressed against my chest and her head on my shoulder as she kissed my neck and cheek, squealing thank you the whole time.
After several minutes she jumped off my lap and headed to her room. Soon she returned with some very nice lingerie and a picture of the guy she called her boyfriend. I immediately recognized some of the lingerie as her mother's and knew immediately it wasn't exactly the kind of clothing a girl her age would normally wear. One of the pieces was a practically transparent camisole with a pair of matching lacy crotch less panties and a garter. Another was a beautiful silk set with a thong panty and top that barely covered the nipples of the person wearing it while doing nothing to cover the breasts themselves. There were four or five other pieces, most nearly as daring as the first two. And then she went back to her room one last time. As she returned down the hall she carried two bags of bows, one large and one small. With all of her paraphernalia gathered she sat back down on the sofa with the items between us.
"Ok, what's all this?" I asked, even though I was pretty sure I had an idea where this was headed.
"Daddy, I want to give Jeremy something special for Christmas," she started out saying.
"Okay," I said.
"You mean you'll do it." She squealed out.
"Do what," I asked.
"Help me with his present," she stated.
I knew what she wanted, but I wasn't sure I was ready to help her, besides this could get us both in a lot of trouble if anyone ever found out about it. "What are you talking about," I asked as I looked into her eyes and then at the clothing stretched between us.
Daaddddy?"
"What..."
"You know what I mean, she said.
"No, I'm afraid I don't," I told her.
Se sat across from me with her head down for several minutes, looking at the clothes and then back at me. Finally she raised her head and looked at me, "Daddy, can you please take my picture so I can give one to Jeremy for Christmas? Please. If you won't I'll get someone else to help me."
"You really want him to have a picture of you naked or nearly naked to show his friends?"
"No Daddy, he promised he wouldn't do that. And I'll let you help me pick the picture I give him, I promise."
"Ok sweety I'll do it. But I need you to give me something in return."
"Anything Daddy!" She cooed softly, "What do you want?"
I looked at her square in the eye and said, "Tree Fiddy."
It was about that time she noticed I was about seven stories tall, and a crustacean from the paleolithic era.
She hopped off my lap and screamed, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging us now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"
So I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air!'
I'm sure their are some that don't think so, but I think skinny little Amber is "GIFTED". Love that skinny waist and full round ass. How would that look under your Christmas tree? Merry Christmas in June. Pic from Xmas 2015
MY CHRISTMAS
MY CHRISTMAS STARTED BY A SUDDEN SURPRISE. I AWOKE TO MY MOTHER STANDING OVER ME. AS I OPENED MY EYES MY MOTHER GRABBED ME BY MY HAIR AND DRAGGED ME DOWN THE HALL INTO THE LIVING ROOM. TO AN EVEN MORE SURPRISE THE REST OF MY FAMILY WAS THERE, MY BROTHER, FATHER AND GRANDMOTHER. MY MOTHER THAN DRAGGED ME UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND MY FATHER BEGAN TO PULL DOWN HIS PANTS. FIRST HE PISSED ON ME WHILE I STRUGGLED TO GET UP. THE PISS BLINDED ME AND THEN FILLED MY MOUTH I NEARLY DROWNED, I COUGHED AND MY MOTHER PUSHED ME BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR. MY FATHER THAN TURNED AROUND, I SAW HIS ASSHOLE OPEN LIKE A BROWN EYE, I SAW THE SHIT START TO CROWN, MY MOTHER HELD MY MOUTH OPEN AS HIS SHIT CAME SLOWLY IN MY MOUTH. THE SMELL WAS TOO MUCH TO BARE BUT THE TASTE OVER POWERED THE SMELL, I TRIED TO COUGH IT OUT BUT MY MOTHER KEPT PUSHING IT BACK IN.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS HE END BUT IT ONLY BECAME THE BEGINING FOR MY BROTHER THAN PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND BEGAN TO SHIT ON MY PUSSY WHILE MY FATHER SAT ON MY FACE HOLDING UP MY LEGS. I FELT HE'S WARM SHIT PILLING INSIDE MY PUSSY. MY MOTHER THAN GRABBED A 12 INCH DILDO AND SHOVED IT UP MY PUSSY AS SHIT GUSHED OUT ON THE SIDES OF THE DIDO. WHEN MY FATHER GOT OFF OF MY FACE I HAD A THICK COVERING IF SHIT ALL ON MY FACE AND MY NOSE WAS FILLED WITH SHIT. MY GRANDMOTHER THAN TOOK OFF HER DIAPER FILLED WITH SHIT AND WIPED IT ACROSS MY FACE COLLECTING THE SHIT INTO THE DIAPER. THAN SHE MADE ME WEAR THE DIAPER AND SIT IN IT AS SHE USED MY HAIR TO WIPE HER ASS CLEAN. MY MOTHER STARTED TO FILL HER ASSHOLE WITH MILK AND THAN SHE SPRAYED MY FACE WITH HER MILK. IT FELT LIKE SUCH A RELIEF UNTIL HER SHITTED SPRAYED OUT AFTER.
FINALLY EVERYONE SAT AROUND LIKE NORMAL AND OPEN THERE GIFTS WHILE MY FATHER SAT ON ME STILL GIVING OUT A LITTLE SHIT ON ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
A beautiful christmas tree
I'm still waiting on my Christmas miracle, I cute little submissive tied up under the tree.
Here is several of funny racist jokes I found on the internet.
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made." The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in Africa from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?" Her father answered, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"
If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
KKK vs KFC!
What does obamas CHANGE mean?
Come Help A Nigger Get Elected
Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!
Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree!
What does MARTA stand for in Atlanta, GA?
Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta!
lol when I find more worth sharing I'll post them.
I had a crazy night tonight. I now know im definitely bi. What I thought was going to be my first cocksucking turned into my first gangbang...
Ive had crazy urges for a while now to get with a guy even though i have a gf. Ive been using a dildo on myself for quite a while and finally decided to try the real thing. So I heard about a porn theater somewhat near me that guys went to for blowjobs and whatnot. I finally got the nerve to go. I really was just going to suck 1 cock and go but I brought a 3pack of condoms and my lube with me just in case. I walked in, paid, then realized that it was mostly a black area, I didnt look around much but it seemed like I was the only white guy. The gay movies were upstairs so I went straight there with my head down. I was getting nervous as hell.
I walked into the theater and there were a few older guys near the front and 1 black guy a little older than me right to the left of me. He was jerking off and his cock was close to 8" and thick as hell. I stood there staring like an idiot for almost a minute at how perfect his cock looked. All of a sudden he realized I was standing there and turned to me and said very matter of factly, "You wanna help me out or what?" I was shocked and kind of stuttered out an "okay".
He motioned me over and I sat down in the seat next to him. I was hard as a fucking rock and feeling blinded by sheer lust. He said "well?" and I almost immediately lowered my head into his lap and started sucking him. I fucked up alot at first and kept getting him with my teeth but he was patient. I loved the feel of it and the size of it. It tasted good too. Right there I knew I had to try to be fucked by this. I stopped for a second and stammered out "Do you want to fuck me?". He lit up like a christmas tree and said "fuck yeah". I asked where we should go and he said "lets just do it real quick right here, not many people come up here" I was beyond horny and feeling slutty and said okay. I took out a condom and the lube and told him to put it on. He kept saying he was clean but im not THAT reckless. He put it on as i pulled my pants down and started lubing my asshole. I squirted more lube on his cock and spread it all over. I bent over the back of the seat, doggy style, and he got behind me.
He started pushing his cock in reeeeal slow and with every centimeter I got more turned on. After what seemed like forever I felt his balls hit mine and I never felt more full in my life. He then started fucking me and he was real good. I was moaning like a bitch it felt so amazing. He was fucking me for a good 5 minutes and i almost forgot we were in a theater until 3 guys walked in together. They saw us and immediately started laughing and hollering. Yelling shit like "Damn, fuck that white slut" and I normally would have run out of there but it was feeling too good for me to even care they were watching. Then I got scared when they all took their cocks out and got in line behind the one still fucking me. i stopped everything and told them flat out that I had 2 condoms left, that means 1 gets a blowjob. They laughed and said "of course honey" and 2 of them took a condom and the last guy moved in front of me dangling his huge black dong in front of my mouth.
The second I took him into my mouth, the first guy finally came and boy did he shove his cock deep, I almost bit the guys dick off. After that I watched each of them put their condoms on, lubed up a little more and let them have at it. The next guy came really fast and the guy I was blowing came in my mouth soon after. It was the first time I had cum in my mouth and I loved it and swallowed it down. The last guy fucked me for a good 15 minutes and even had me ride his cock for a while. When he was ready to come he pulled out, pulled the condom off, and shoved his cock into my mouth FLOODING it with cum. I swallowed most but alot dribbled out of my mouth.
After that they all left and the first guy threw a 20 dollar bill on the seat. I sat there and jerked off until I came more than ive ever cum. I practically walked bowlegged out of there and I know ill be going back soon.
Does anybody have the photo set of the girls with the neon green paint? also looking for the set of the girls dancing around a christmas tree naked but covered in what looks like cream? PLEASE!!!!!!
You find her under your Christmas tree wrapped only in ribbon and a bow....how do you use your holiday gift?
Maybe I am just an ignorant white boy because I don�t understand how these people have so much power in a country that WE built?
1. Did the African revolt and rise up against their slaveholders to gain freedom OR did over 600,000 whites die in the Civil War to hand it to them on a silver platter?
2. How do these INVADERS come from all over the world and start telling us (Americans) in our own country, how things will be done?
3. How can these religions with verifiable histories of murder and other crime come to America and tell us to take down our Christmas tree as they Howl at the moon, excuse me I meant to say chant their prayers?
4. Why are groups involved in the very same activities called guerrillas in one country but called a much softer sounding Gang in America? If we send Americans to die to help them clear up their guerrillas why do we expect police to perform a military matter in the control of gangs here?
5. Why do we allow our own white race to sell us down the river in Washington by giving all we have attained to Invaders and Thugs?
It�s not these desperado�s who take what they want it is our own kind Giving Them What The Want at our expense, with the idea of lining their own pockets in the process.
6. Can ANYONE name one place controlled by blacks where it is even safe to walk the streets in broad daylight? Is it Detroit, Oakland, St. Louis, where is it? I don�t know.
Where in the United States has the living standard gone up and the crime rate gone down with the influx of blacks and Invaders, I am just asking because I Don�t Know.
7. These low lives think America the land of milk and honey is great because of it�s real estate That is NOT the Case, America is great because of a certain group of highly intelligent and highly motivated people have up to now been in charge.
8. What kind of a country do we now live in where $8.00 an hour perverts can feel up our 80 year old Granny if she wants to fly from San Diego to New York and arrest her if she protests the right of BIG BROTHER TO DO THIS? Wasn�t this kind of how Hitler ran Germany when he gained power?
Time to decorate your special Christmas tree!
Does anyone have this picture of this chick with her legs spread apart and a Christmas tree behind her? I think it was also a demotivational poster and had the caption something along the lines of: Daddy got his present early.
Please help.
Merry Christmas in June everyone. Good girl Amber finger fucking herself in front of the tree in 2015. Hoping for a big gang bang for Xmas. Any takers.
Like to find this under my tree this year. Merry Christmas,
I confess that one of my favourite things about Christmas is the christmas motherless banner.
Fuck Santa up the arse with the tree little elves, make him your Santa slut.
This is more of in shock bragging than a confession. My wife offered her son's baby momma a massage for her birthday. When she started to call for an appointment lLitltle Mamma stopped her and said that she thought she was gonna get one on our massage table.
The wife was glad to save the money and called for me to set the table up near the Christmas Tree. We are in our fifties and she in still in her twenties. She had never gotten a massage. Since the granddaughter was at her cousins' house, we have her options of wearing panties or not. I was shocked to walk in and see my wife grinning with a pair of panties dangling from her fingertips.
I am the masseuse in the house, so I started innocently massaging her neck and shoulders. As I worked my way down my wife explained the benefits of a deep rub of the buttocks for stress relief.
As I was lifting the sheet off of her nearly perfect ass, my wife left the room. I spent a generous amount of time rubbing and kneading her upper thighs and butt. She was softly moaning and let out an occasional grunt when I hit some muscle knots.
As I was about to finish up with a return rubdown from her feet back to her neck, my wife returned with some lube, her dildo, and her ass beads!
Little Mamma never flinched. I moved back up her body while my wife gently lubricated LM's ass and pussy. Wife whispered that this is her favorite part. I watched and rubbed shoulders as the beads made their way up her asshole. I would have been in shock except for the fact that I had a raging hard-on. When my wife started fucking that young pussy with her own dildo, I had to get my dick out in the open. Just a few seconds later LM raised her head, moved forward, and began an incredible blow job. All the while me wife was grinning and working those beads and dildo with a huge grin on her face.
I blew my load and Little Mamma came so hard she nearly fell off the table. After a couple of drinks, LM took an Uber home and my wife informed me that it's her turn. We played like teenagers for the rest of the night. I woke up this morning sore all over and hard as a rock again.