True story my grandmother ask me to fix her phone and I found this picture on it! I ask her who took the picture and she says my neighbor. I said oh wow so your getting some dick and she says my name Lucy took the picture. I had no answer! She says so are you nice and hard looking at your grandmother's pussy and asshole. I just looked at her and walked away to my room and she follows me and says I am going to give you the best BJ you ever had. She pulls my night pants down grabs my throbbing cock and blows me and swallows every drop and I can tell you this OMG it was awesome. 

So, I have a confession. More of an admission I guess.

I'm not homosexual, maybe I'm bisexual. It's hard to tell, because I've never been with a man. I've always loved women, and I'll never stop wanting them. But lately, I've been thinking about experimenting with being a "bottom".

I guess I should start from the beginning here. The last girl I was with, I guess it was a year or so ago, was the love of my life. I had finally found the girl I wanted to marry, to be with until one of us died. I was happy, and she was EXTREMELY adventurous sexually. Our first night together before we were a couple involved a threesome with her friend. It was actually initiated by her friend actually. That's another tale though.

SO, after we started really dating, things clicked quick, and we fell in love. Love isn't something that I throw around without meaning, she's actually the first of any of the girls I was with that I truly felt it for.

Sex was fantastic. We fucked like rabbits, we fucked in public, in my car, just, wherever, whenever. I STILL to this day dream about the sex. Well, while she would be blowing me, she would always massage around with her other hand, and one day, she went low and started pushing her finger against my asshole.

I never really got into the idea of having my ass fondled, but she was the kind of girl who would convince me to jump off of a cliff. I mean, this girl was heavenly, with a mix of the devil. Natural beauty, un-dyed Raven hair, tits that were out of this world, hell I doubt I'll ever do better.

Anyway, so she starts working around it, and I'm not so much in a panic, but just wondering what I should do. Damn if she didn't figure it out for me, a quick deep throat made me release whatever pucker I had as I felt the ecstasy of her pleasuring, and she worked her finger right in.

She looked at me, and just held her finger in as she stroked my cock with her other hand, and smiled. I smiled too, because, I loved her, in my head I was worried that if I enjoyed it, she might think I was weird.

Well, more and more times during sex, she would work her finger in during a blow job right to the point where she started working her finger in and out. I didn't stop her, because she enjoyed it, and honestly I did too now. It was an extra pleasuring to my already fantastic fucking.

I decided to pay her back with some ass play of my own one day, and I turned her on her belly as I massaged her, working down along the hump of her bottom, spreading her cheeks and working my tongue in. She moaned in joy as I tongued her ass and fingered her clit at the same time. I had never eaten a girl's ass before, but if there was a girl to try it on, it was her. I had fun, she was very clean, as am I, so I wasn't worried about anything "gross". Who am I kidding, I freaked out at first, but in the moment, you just go all in. You know it.

Well, the next night, she decided to PAY me back for her pleasure. She told me to lay on my back, because she wanted to give me a massage. I told her it wasn't a big deal, because massages didnt do it for me. They still really dont. I don't find them too erotic unless I get a bj at the end. Which I never did haha.

She playfully tells me to just do it, so I abide. She starts massaging me, and after a few moments, I realize she started working a lotion around my bottom. Now, I've been told that if I posted a picture of my ass, and hid the fact that I was a dude, I could have men jerking off to it. I've often considered doing it as a joke. Then revealing that the ass belonged to good ol' me. Anyway, back to the story..

She starts rubbing lotion on me, and beckons for me to get up on my knees and elbows. She starts to use the lotion to stroke my dick and balls, and it feels fucking fantastic. I'm wondering to myself, "My god, how can it get any more awesome??!!" When all of a sudden, I feel a warm moistness start to tickle around my cheeks. I tensed up when I felt her breath roll over my ass, a little warm air against my bottom.

Suddenly, she begins licking and rolling her lips around my ass hole as she strokes. I tried my best to not cum, but it was probably the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I came BUCKETS. I'm pretty sure I applauded her.

So, some time passes, and one day after lunch on a weekend, she tells me she wants to start using toys. Again, I've never used toys. Never really figured much for them, as I have the perfect toy for a girl right between the legs.

I tell her to get whatever she wants, and we'll try them out. So, a few days later a package from Amazon shows up at our door (we lived together for a bit in a nice rental house) and low and behold, she ordered a vibrating dildo.

I joked with her and said I was sad that she didn't think my dick was up to par anymore and she laughed and said that they were the same size, she just wanted to try a few things. So the night the dildo came, I was eager to see what she had in mind.

She asked me if I'd fuck her in her ass. I'd never had anal sex with a girl before. Don't get me wrong, I tried. My ex some time before her flew off the bed in pain because I was too big. And since then, its never really been anything I thought of doing. The vagina and mouth work just as well.

I said hell yeah, and after careful careful careful amounts of effort, we got it in, and the fuck began. At first it was slow, incredibly slow. Almost to the point where I was just wanting to take it out and fuck her normal. But, as she always did, she surprised me. She started fucking speeding up to the point where it was like I was railing away at her like normal. I still was careful, I'd read too many horror stories.

In all this, I'd forgotten about the dildo. The purple, ugly, veiny didlo. The damn thing sat next to her as I fucked her ass sideways.

Now, I've watched a lot of pornos. And they've been the best education a man could ever need. I grabbed the damn thing, I never held one before, so it was like holding another man's penis. Odd. I decided I was going to double penetrate my girlfriend. I slowed down enough to work it in, and with the satisfactory moan from her, I did my best to maintain a rhythm. Eventually, I handed the rains of ol' Veiny to her and it was epic. She came a lot, I came a lot, and it was a fantastic night.

A few nights later, because I was out of town, I came home to her in a sexy little number and the ol Veiny on the bed. I figured we'd be repeating the night we had earlier in the week, and I was excited. The way she could work a dick, damn I hate the guy who she's with now...

So, we set about it, and she gets the lube out and starts applying it all over the dildo. I kind of had an idea what she was up to. I'm not a moron, and I'm horny like 99% of the time. The other percent I'm sleeping. She asks if she can use it on me.

I stared at her for a while wondering if there was a wrong answer here. I didn't know if it'd be like Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, where I had to "Choose Wisely", or not. I decided, since she and I had been having wild nights, what the hell. We only live once.

Well, haha, it didn't work out. I did not have the anal space for anything like that, and honestly, I was terrified. I could tell she was disappointed, but not completely downtrodden about it. She told me that we'd have to work up to it. I agreed, if only to appease her.

So over the next couple of months, she would use two fingers instead of one, increasing slowly to three, to the point where it almost hurt when she was working her hand in and out.

Well, things didn't work out between us, and we ended up breaking up before ol' Veiny ended up anywhere near my ass. This is where I'm at now, and I can't figure out what's going on in my head.

I've had thoughts about having a dick jammed into my ass, and it subsequently railing it. I mean, not just any dick, a fit, young fellow like myself. Not a beary old dude. I dunno, there's just something about it that turns me on. I dunno if its because I still am drawn back to the passion with my ex, and kind of "finishing" what we set out to do, or what. I mean if that was the case, I'd just stick a dildo up there and call it a day. I think there's more to it than that.

I have what some may say is a sexy penis. Its not ugly or funny looking, its just exactly what its supposed to be. And I think thats the kind of penis I'd hope for haha. I see some of them in porn, and its kind of a turn off. So, I know its not the penis that draws me.

I've thought, maybe just a girl with a strap on? But I dunno, I feel like if I were to go that far, why not have it be a real, pulsing, throbbing cock?

These are questions I ask myself all the time. I know I love women, but maybe I'm not opposed to the idea of an attractive man. Only sexually though. I couldn't have a "relationship", per se. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a supporter of equal rights, politically, sexually, you name it. I'm just not gay in that way. If at all. I think its a sort of bicurious attraction that I'll never fullfill. I dunno. I just had to get it out I suppose. I don't really talk to anyone about my sexual habits, so I figure a sex message board might be the place to do it.

Believe this or not. I lived it. While it was mind blowingly legendary at times, it got equally as bad. I have had on and off again sexual flings with both of my identical twin stepdaughters. Before anyone freaks no i didnt have sex with them when they were under age. There was thoughts from me and them but nothing ever went that far. The first twin happened pretty much without build up or warning. She tripped me and jumped on top of me essentially r@ping me. Not that i was complaining. I had wanted her for a long time. She was 23yo. Years of built up frustration combjned with not knowing if it was gonna be a one time thing... I made sure i got the best bank for the fuck... We went at it all night over 6hrs taking inly 2 short breaks to pee and chug water. 69, to bj to eat pussy to eat ass to fuck pussy to fuck ass. Pretty much once we hit all those we'd start over in a different order. I nutted 6 times that night... Not sure how to count hers like an automatic riffle going off at times to a very long drawn out cum over 5min straight. She even squirted. That was 15y ago. Weve smashed a handful of times since. Now the other twin... Took a bit of patient effort but i finally nailed her about 5yrs later. Thats a whole different and still ongoing story. Now its not all fun. There was a lot of bad... Getting ratted kut to my wife, jealousy between sisters and mom and daughter led to violence more than once. Jealousy with their significant others led to violence. Both twins and myself went down a path of addiction we continue to struggle with. All in all would i do it again... Probably just not go to the lengths i did to get where i got 

I must confess that my wife would rather let me fuck her anally than give me a to "completion" blow job. Its not like she is a big fan of the anal or anything, it usually stats off pretty painfully for her then once she loosens up she can deal with it. On the rare times she has completed a BJ it was pretty quick and she didn't even know that i blew my load in her mouth. You'd think she would take that option every time?

You see we have this deal, at my age I still have slight acne breakouts on occasion, and she has a bit of a fetish for popping them, and if I let her pop them then she must choose between a buggering or a mouth pumping. The deal goes to this level because not only does she have to pop them, but she must painfully squeeze them until blood is produced. As you might imagine this at times is very painful for me, so in exchange the whole oral/anal thing came about. Often she makes out on the deal, she'll go a popping and then comes up with an excuse when it comes time for repayment, but i relent, if we it did as often as is required i think it would loose its appeal, and she'd probably have a prolapsed asshole by now.
I just wish she would go for the a shot to the mouth a bit more often, its been over a year since I tossed a nut down her throat, I'd even settle for a face shot, which she has never let me do, heck i would like to do a blast on her chest too.

I caught my wife blowing her dad when we got drunk one night. Since then we have been fucking her whole family. Brother aunt uncle mom dad... I even got a bj from her grandma..

I have a long time female friend, who I have known since hs. We were neighbors as well, and we really were, and still are, great friends. I was kind of interested in her, since she was cute and all, but got friend zoned pretty quickly, so I gave up on it, and didn't try to pursue that any further.

One night, after hs, we just graduated, we were out in the club, and after coming back to her place, since her folks weren't home, I decided to sleep there. We were talking, and I complained how horny I am, and still without a girl. Out of the blue, she offered me a blow job. I thought she was joking, and if I wasn't drunk, I would do nothing, but since booze gave me courage, I unbuttoned my pants and she did it.

That was a shock for me, a nice one, so I thought something of it, that wasn't there, tried to repeat that next week, and she snubbed me with "I am not your whore".

So, I stopped my advances, for a while, thought it was a one time drunk thing, but maybe six months later, we were in a similar situation, I complained again, and she did it again.

So I got the method, that only solidified through time - it had to sound genuine, and I had to pick my moments, depending on her mood, but after a while, I would get bjs from her, pretty often. How often? I don't know, at that time, maybe once or twice a month. Then, she got a bf, and I figured, that is done, but after a long pause, I tried it, once again, and it worked.

We have been doing this, for the past 20 something years. She knows my wife, and I know her husband, we spend time together, our kids are friends, and, obviously, since we got married, it happens way less, but it still happens. And she swallowed every single time.

Two hottest occasions were:

1.Two days before her wedding.
2.When she was in the late stage of pregnancy.

We never talked about it, only through joking, I am not complaining, but I still haven't figured out her thoughts on this, or why she does it.

A month or 2 or maybe more there was a posting here by a guy who said he was getting some at his hair salon.

The last few weeks I have passed a new barber shop and every time I go by, there are some Asian girls standing in front. They have aprons on so it looks legit. I figured why not give it a try and pulled in today.

I walked in an it was your typical shop with 6 chairs. There was a guy who looked like he was the head barber and 5 youngish girls sitting around. The guy looks at one of the girls and she came a took me to the back chair. While putting the cover over me I noticed that she seemed to be making a lot of contact including a lot of tit rubs. I explained how I like it cut and she started. While she was cutting my hair she kept putting the comb in my lap and seemed to feel around for it for longer then needed. The last few times it was right over my cock and one time I swear she was squeezing my cock. She turned my head to the side so I was looking straight at her and for the first time I noticed that her top was unbuttoned lower then before and was looking at her cleavage. When I looked up she gave me a nice smile. She started to finish the cut and was cleaning me off by using a drier to blow the hair off. I still had the cover on but it was now off my shoulders and she started to give me a nice neck massage. She leaned over to talk into my ear and asked if I liked. I shook my head yes and she asked if I wanted more. I was thinking more neck massage but she took the cover off and took my hand and lead me to the back room. They had one of those massage chairs where you straddle it while you get a back massage. She turned the lights down low and started to massage my neck and back. She stopped for a few seconds and it got very quiet. I could hear her moving behind me and when I felt her hands on my face I looked up and saw that her top was off and she had a really nice set of tits. She again asked if I like and I said yes. She started to massage my arm and shoulder and again walked behind me and pulled my top off and leaned up against me so she was rubbing her nipples against my back.

By now my cock was screaming hard. I was told to stand up and turn around. she then undid the front of my pants and pulled them and my jocky's down releasing my hard cock. She says I like and grabs it. I am then told 40 for oral and 80 for fuck. I opt for the fuck and she goes to a drawer and returns with a condom and uses her mouth to slid it on and gives me a quick bj. She has me sit back in the massage chair and takes of her shorts and panties and straddles my lap until my cock is inside her. She just does this slow grind and I can feel her tightening up her pussy muscles as she rides me. 5 minutes late I was popping my load in her. She cleaned me up and helped me dress. I handed her the 80 and she smiled and said thank you. As I walked out I gave the guy the 20 for the haircut and another 10 to give to the girl for a tip.

I knew I would soon be a regular customer. I checked out the other girls on the way out and one them gave me a smile and one said to come back soon. I told her I would and maybe she could do my hair next time. Damn I wish my hair grew faster.

I always thought it might be hot to watch my wife fuck another guy and have told her so. Every time I did she told me she couldn't do that and had no interest in having sex with anyone but me. But after bringing it up every now and then for about 2 years she one night said fine if you want to see that so bad pick some guy and tell him you want him to fuck your wife. She said she didn't care who it was my fantasy so it was up to me. This was last February.

I picked my best friend because I trusted him not to tell anyone plus I thought my wife would feel more comfortable with him. So I set it up. He came over one night and we had some drinks. After my wife had her third drink she asked out loud if he was the guy I wanted her to fuck. He told her yes and she got up sat on his lab and started kissing him. They made out for a while with his hand up her shirt then she stood up got naked took his pants off and started giving him a great bj suckig and licking shaft and balls something she does not do alot. After about 10 mins she wanted to move into the bedroom.

Once there he dove into her pussy like it was his last meal. He ate her for at least 40 mins and got her off 4 or 5 times. Then he got on top of her and they started fucking. It only took him about 10 mins and he came in her which I didn't really want to happen but didn't even think about talking to him about when him and I had arranged everything.

When they were done she said it was my turn so I got up and fucked her and didn't last any longer then he did. As soon as I was done she went to the chair he was sitting in and started blowing him again and it didn't take him long to get ready. This time he lasted alot longer almost a 1/2 hour and came in her a second time.

After that he went to the guest room where he was sleeping that night to take a shower while my wife and I did the same in the master bath. While showering my wife asked if I liked watching and I told her it was very hot and she told me that she enjoyed it alot more than she thought she would. After the shower we all had one last drink and went to bed.

The next morning I woke up and my wife was not in bed. I got up went into the hallway and heard her moaning behind the guest room door. He was fucking her doggy style with her facing the door she just smiled at me and said good morining I knew you wouldn't mind me fucking him before he left. I just stood there and watched as he finshed.

ok so I've never had a bj before but this random guy stranger (i'm straight/bi-curious btw) is offering a quick blow and go. I honestly don't know what to do

I have to confess, i did something pretty... well, strange.

The other day when i had the house to myself, i was pretty giddy and hard, without much to make it go away. Out of boredom, i eyed the vacuum cleaner and got an idea.

In short, i gave myself a sort of bj with the vacuum hose. I'm not exactly small down there, but i could get about halfway in it. It felt AMAZING, especially when the suction would break and just sort of do this thing, like blowing a raspberry in reverse.

Desperate? Maybe. But damn if it didn't feel great. My only regret is not being able to fit all of myself in it. I mean, i've had someone deepthroat me before, but to have the same from a vacuum? I may never chase guys again lol

I would definitely suggest someone try it if they're even the slightest bit curious. No harm no foul, right? xD

I've recently been divorced not wanting to date or get into a relationship so I've been trying out massage parlors. Easy to get laid and no drama . 2 weeks ago went to try a new place called set up a time said they aren't busy come any time. I was only 10 min away so I was there in 15 . As soon as I walked in the door I knew this was going to be a place I visit as much as possible. 2 beautiful Chinese early 20 ish lady's greeted me and took me to my room. They told me to get undressed and lay down on the table and left . Few minutes later a older lady walks in she looks to be in her early 40 cute but not even close to the other 2 and starts massaging my shoulders . After seeing the other 2 I was disappointed but she was alright looking good enough for a Bj. After a few minutes we start talking about things to do in my town she wasn't from around here . Told her I don't go out much got a divorce recently not really in the mood to go out and have a good time . She asked if I had a girlfriend i told her no that my ex wife turned out to be cheating on me for awhile so I think I'm going to stay single. She told me to stay away from the white girls and get me a good Chinese girl . I laughed at her and told her she was Chinese at least half was the other Thai. And that was why i could understand her broken english so good because the ex's mom talked just like her. We bs a little longer and then she told me to flip over on my back she would be right back.
I flipped over and waited for what seemed like 10 min and was starting to get pissed finally she comes back in followed by one of the two girls that meet me at the door . She had a big smile on her face and said that she and her trainee was going to show me how full blooded Chinese treat men. They both strip off the clothes one straddles my legs and to my surprise the younger one does the same to my chest with her surprisingly unchinese bubble butt facing me . She started inching her way back till her ass was almost sitting on my face . I could 4 hands massaging my and dick and balls . I couldn't help myself having that ass so close to my face and not do anything. It looked and smelled so good I had to dive in. It didn't take long for her to start moaning and me to tell them to slow down l wanted this to last as long as possible. The older one asked if I like to have more room and said the couch in the room made into a bed . We all jumped of the table through the cushions off and pulled the bed out . She pushed me onto the bed and said it was her turn now and straddles my head while the trainee started sucking my dick . Her pussy smelled and tasted just as good as the younger ones did and I went to town on it. She was grabbing my head grinding my face with her puss until she started shaking and moaning and trying to pull away but I wasn't going to stop till she begged me to stop so I grabbed ahold of her waist a buried my tongue deep inside her. She started moaning and shaking and I was about to explode from one of the best BJ's I've ever got so I let go of her hips and she rolled off my face and laid down beside us . I had to stop the other soon I was going to blow my load but it was so hard to stop her once i saw that beautiful face bobbing up and down on my sick of the . I think she could since I was close and stopped sucking and started kissing my stomach and working her way up to my nipples biting them softly . As she started kissing my neck is could feel her wet puss slide up and down my cock . For a split second l was going to stop her and put on a rubber but all that flew out the window as she reached back and guided it in her now almost dripping wet snatch. As she sat up i was amazed how young and beautiful with what I think was the most perfect body I've ever seen and how lucky I was. I knew I wasn't going to last long with her perfect little titties bouncing in front of me plus she was squeezing my shaft every time she went down. I might of lasted maybe 5 min til I told her I was about to cum she jumped off and started sucking my cock til I felt like I blew the biggest load of my life right in her mouth and she never slowed down one bit . After she sucked me dry she came up and laid down beside me and laid her head on my shoulder then I felt the same thing happen on my other side which kinda surprised me I forgot she was still there and kinda felt a little bad for forgetting her but she didn't act like it bother her .
We laid in the bed for a few minutes to catch our breath then I told them I had to get going . Asked how much I owed them they said it was on the house because she was a trainee I thanked them and gave both of them big tips and said I would be back as soon as I recovered my strength . Just when I was about she whispered in my ear that's how a true Chineses women treat men .