why is it so many sad men post shit pretending to be woman or pretend to fuck there mothers sisters daughters and people are like " mmmmm tell me more" and think its a real life story hahaa its not its a sad 50yr old man in his boxers wishing he could have had that much fun.

now when ever i have posted real life stories all be it simple or plain people only ever say "fake" "didnt happen" "you wish"

i have never thought i was that lucky but it seems watching all these fake stories im not i have been rather lucky with sex :p
so how about i tell you a real bunch of things that have really happened to me.

REAL LIFE PART HERE.... any one that thinks otherwise has been on here to long reading lies or is just to pathetic to go out and have some fun with real people or jealous.

starting with im a bi male 30
now how many guys been on a chatroom and talked dirty then wanked and left or rp with people in a chat or even talk dirty about meeting with other guys and fucking them but.... they are full of shit they will never do it they have no balls they wank cum and cut the chat of and go to bed lol yeh i have cam2 cam with a few of you over the years.

my 1st gf was a few years ago now
(im not giving every detail, dates an stuff you never no whos readng lol)
and i was with her a few years but after we split i met a lovely young girl on line and i feel in love and dated her for over a year. one thing she was only 14 :p and i was in my twenties
(yeh i can hear the jealous ones going bullshit)
but it was true she was cute n curvy and 34c to a 34d while we dated. now during that time i moved to be closer to her i fucked the life out of her my god she was fucking hot and tight not many real guys will know the feeling, as most will have been lying or been the same age as her when they fucked a girl that age lol and with a smaller dick at that age lets no lie now boys it wont be as tight as an older guy pushing inside. we dated we split :( big sad face

so i was single again... now i was always into a lil ass play having my ass fingerd as i was getting suckd of and had played with a few toys over the years seen how it felt and was always very very curious to try a cock :P so i went on chat ave and clicked gay chat, talked with some guys chated shit like you all have wanked but after a week or so i really wanted it i really wanted to suck a cock and have one inside my ass not just a toy or chat but for real... so one night horny as fuck
( i must add i did and still do clean my ass out fully before i put anythin in it lol)
i go on chat and talk to a local guy hes double my age and gay but single we talk i tell him i have never been with a guy and basically want to but im shittin myself he says if i want we can meet up and do what ever im cumfy with. so i go for it mid 2009 i tell him to come over to mine he does we go up to my bedroom i strip as does he i get on the bed and he gets on touches me wanks me takes me in his mouth its strange but fucking horny so i ask if i can i touch his cock it was soooo strange but sexy and kinky i suck him wank him and after a bit i lay back legs in air and tell him to push in my ass i want fucked and wana feel him in me. he does he gets round and slips up my ass and waw what a strange feeling not a toy in my hand but a guys dick up my hole but it was nice he fucks me a min or so then pulls out rolls over says get on i get on cowgirl style an take his cock in my hand an guide it in my ass waw again lol and i fuck him up n down like a total slut he says u have done this before i was like hell no and i keep going he then starts to wank me of im like omg im gonna cum he says go for it and i burst a huge load and so hard i cum on his chest his face the bedpost and up the wall and it was so hard i sort of needed to rest n close my eyes it was hardest i have ever came even to this day. i look at him n say u wana finish of as well he says sure an gets me onto my belly tells me spread ur legs i do he pushes back up me mmmmmmm fucks me a min and says can i cum in u :p i said hell yes and boom he thrusts right up my hole and cums in me. we roll over he gets dressd we mumble shit and he leaves.

now since that night i was like mmmm i think i need try more but diff things, so i met to suck a guy of only and did suckd him let him cum in my mouth but was to afraid taste it or swallow jus let it drip out lame porn style lol i no i no but hey it was 1st ever cum in my mouth.

from that day until now i have met with a total of 22men. from POF FABGUYS AND CHATROOMS

after a few guys i found a nice preg slut to fuck and fuck her i did 22 and preg i blow 5loads in her that night and sent her on her way. yeh yeh i could have kept her but i mean she was mental i mean bunny boiler stuff after i blow a load in her shes like wana go out with me :s and after i fucked her again she says " wana marry me " AHHHHHH get out of her nut job, that and the fact she was a bit simple but mental i was like nah had my fun get her to fuck before she kills me in my sleep.. ooo and her pussy :( stinks lolll fully hairy and stinking, yuk

i met a few more guys over the course of 2009 and then move back to where i come from. and then i met a nice lil slut i went to school with, well sort of she was 2years younger but i seen her face around so i meet up with her fuck her a few times dump more than a few loads in her cunt and mmmm could she cum, she would shake and squirt and when i say squirt i mean huge not like distance but ammount lol she came and soaked my fucking bed. the next time i licked her out as i luv pussy and wanted it all in my mouth she was like u sure im like fucking let rip dont hold back and boom she cums in my face and squirts like 10times in my face i manage to get like 7mouth fulls of her cum and i mean full mouth and swallow fast as she keeps squirting. now i fuck her 1 last time just after her period when shes not on the pill and then i never hear from her again.... but 10months later i see baby pics on her facebook, could i be the day maybe or maybe 10other guys that fucked her or her bf who she was on of again during our time fucking. who cares she never msg or botherd me again.

since then i met my gf ops did i not mention that ooo and shhhh dont tell her she has fuck all clue lol not about guys or other girls lol well after i met the gf we dated i was loyal for a while.... until i get hit up on my old POF account by a local guy and think mmmm be nice have a lil fun i ask what hes after he says to fuck me so i was like hell go for it we met it was just as we talked about before hand i always like to get details sortd before meets. he walks in drops his jeans im naked already i get down suck him hard then he says ok bend over so i do on the floor on my knees bending over the chair and he rams my ass fucks me and cums right up me :P and i loved it.

then i met some more guys and then i get really lucky a local lil slut msgs me on BEBO and says he ur sexy i was like em ok and she wants meet up maybe and shes local so we met one day a lil rushed as she had only 20mins but we kiss and make out i feel her up suck her lil tits go down on her mmmm nice lil pussy but omg she was sooo tight like a slim but toned no musscle but tight no body fat and i could barely get 2fingers in her pussy ooo she was 15 :p yeh told u i was lucky we mess around shes sucking me off and then she gets a call from mum spoils the day lol she has to go i ask her finish me off she does mmmmm slut :P

and then i met another girl in CHATROOM yeh it was juts my fucking year lol cock on the side a teen girl and now a new 16yr hot lil bit of ass much more chubby but anice lil pussy and i fuck her a few times. including a met at the town centre on a sunday morning, we sit on the bench near shopping centres 2nd entrance we sit i slip my hand down her back into the gap in her jeans at the ass, i push down and jus touch her lil ass then push down for her pussy i slip a finger in and get her going she cums while rolling her head around. she had this hot things of rolling head a lil while her eyes went white soooo hot and shes like we need find a toiler :P mmmmm slut we nip into the shopping centre or mall if your a yank lol and shes in the stall and drops her jeans i fuck her and blow my load over her ass crack an down her thighs :p she pulls up soaking from her own juices and we leave. she goes of to college and that was her done.

then a few more guys for fun and then it dies down for a while over 2011 until a few months ago i get lucky again a few more cocks stil with the gf mind lol and shes like why u only fuck me every other day now and not like when we started (cause back then id fuck her anythn between 3 to 15 times a day) oooo i dono im just no as horny loll fuck no im fucking around loll any way skip to last week. 3rd sept 2012 i met 1 local guy and suck him of no strings then tue im with a local lil slut whos now single and been dumped shes sad and not on the pill so i say u mind if i fuck u she says sure im like u not care if i knock u up shes says nope so we meet i kiss and she was good kisser then i fuck her blow my load right up her pussy mmmmmmmm love the risky cum shot :p then thurs a guy from FABGUYS wants suckd of i say sure and then i wake up sunday and other guy wants sucked of im like fucking hell local towns horny this week. so i met all 3 guys same things each time they walk in pull out there cocks i get down suck them they akk start to jerk hold my face fuck me then shoot a load in my mouth i swallow each load they leave nice n easy then monday i get a msg again from the guy from thur, are u free sure he then drops over same again i suck him of an he leaves.

now with a girl i prefer younger i like to dom a bit, but with a guy i like much older an jus like used as a cum dump and get nothing from them in return. i dont see guys as sexy or want to kiss them or anything dont get me wrong im not mad or blind i get what girls see in brad pitt and that bugging kid from high school musical lol but i dont wana hug them or kiss them lol i jus like cock fun when in mood and horny for it

now not one word of what i have said is a lie or a stretch of the truth its all real ages real things that happened sure my typing is bad but hey a big dick and good at sucking cock and licking pussy out you cant have it all lol

a little total of my bed fun
been with 22guys now...

sucked 22cocks :)
13 loads of cum shot in my mouth :l
13 loads of cum swallowed :P
11 guys sucked my cock
3 guys suckd me of an swallowed :P
2 guys wanked me off :)
1 guy wanked me of as i was on top of his cock riding him :P
7 guys fucked me :)
3 guys fucked me with condom :(
4 fucked me bareback :P:P:P:P
5 times iv let guys cum up my ass bareback.. then i went ass to mouth :P:P
3 guys have came up my ass..... and 1 guy came up my ass 3times ;P:P:P

ironic i have only been with7 woman in my life as i used to be a nice straight guy loll

7 womans total ages add up to 146 :P
2 i have just kissed fingerd licked
7 i have licked out
1 could squirt so good and so much i got 7mouthfulls 1time :P:P:P:P
5 i have fucked :)
5 i fucked bareback :P
4 i have cum inside... and 1 didnt know :P:P:P
3 i came inside even tho they were not on the pill :P:P:P:P
2 have let me cum in there mouths :(
1 has swallowd my cum.... and tuns of it :P:P:P
2 wanked me of many times
1 i licked out then had her piss in my mouth.. i drank it all and came all over her 2times in a row a double orgasim with no wanking :P:P:P

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ITS ALL TRUE IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT TO BAD NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE NO REAL FUN OR REAL LUCK AND NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU JUST HIDE AT HOME CHATTING SHIT ONLINE INSTEAD OF TRYING IT FOR REAL LOL SO READ MY SHIT N WANK BOYS

I am true QUEER. a cocksucking SISSY FAGGOT. I NEED a BIG NIGGER DICK in my PRISSY mouth. I also NEED a BIG BLACK NIGGER COCK up my HOMO ASSHOLE. I want those two BIG FAT NIGGER DICKS to pound me into the ground. Fill my mouth and ASS full of hot stinky NIGGER CUM. Make me your BIG FAT NIGGER DICK BITCH!! FEED ME then BREED ME into a PRISSY, SISSY, QUEER, GAY, HOMO, BIG FAT JUICY, NIGGER COCK, NIGGER CUM LOVING SLUT! Make me kiss and lick your HOT,
TIGH.T YUMMY BLAK NIGGER ASSHOLES. I LOVE sticking my worthless tongue deep inside of stinky NIGGER ASSHOLES!! I AM A BIG FAT NIGGER COCK, NIGGER CUM AND NIGGER ASSHOLE LOVER. I NEED to become the property of a BIG gang of BIG FAT NIGGERS, with BIG, FAT, LONG YUMMY NIGGER DICKS! I want them to treat me like a worthless BIG NIGGER DICK BITCH. USE ME AS A FUCK TOY, for their MAJESTIC, SUPERIOR BIG NIGGER COCKS. I LOVE BIG FAT JUICY NIGGER DICKS!!

I confess I'm not bi or gay I hate men. But o absolutely love to suck dick. Big fat long cocks are so delicious! I'll even lick a mans tight ass but I won't kiss him that's disgusting. I just don't know what this means really... just love to have fun I suppose.

I've never considered myself gay, but I love drinking cum and getting big fat cocks shoved up my ass. But I'm totally 100% straight.

so i have this guy friend who is very good looking and built and buff. Him and i love to travel together and since a few years a go we have travelled to many european countries together, just me and him, scoring for girls and partying and sightseeing. he always tells me about his sex life with girls he fucks. he has stories about so many girls who aparently according to him, love his big fat cock. he says girls always complain that he it big. and he likes anal, he has girls that love to take it in their asses. he told me a story of this girl who came and stayed with him and he fucked the shit out of both her holes. one night in praugue we were getting ready to go clubbing. when we finished getting ready he asked me jokingly, hey do I look good? would you let me fuck you if you were a girl? i laughed my ass off and told him If i were a girl i would let him fuck me in every which way. and we both laughed. since then i have been thinking about it and I think he likes it too. every now and then he says some stuff that is suggestive of him wanting to do something to my "tight ass" according to him. also he tells me often that he likes it tight. it's wierd. but i want to try his cock, and yes yes haha, gay story. but i'm serious. how would i know for sure that this is what he wants? i am staying at his house for a whole week.

I just got home from the adult video arcade. I took a baker’s dozen dicks up the ass through glory holes in the wall. I didn’t know who the guys were or what they looked like not like that mattered. The thirteenth dick that poked through the hole in the wall was a big fat ugly veiny uncut dick. It stunk to high heaven and was oozing yellow green discharge from its fiery red inflamed and badly infected piss slit. It smelled like he never washed his dick before with what looked  like syphilis sores all over it. I started to uncontrollably chuckle and blurted out “oh fuck yeah, give it to me.” I wanted that bad boy. and his sexually transmitted infections down my cocksucker throat and up my queer shithole. I obeyed my impulse and stuck my tongue out and licked the yellow green pus off the stranger’s stinky uncut death cock. Then  I noticed reddish/purolish lesions in his crotch area and between his legs and I think it was KS, a prominent condition in gay men with full blown aids. I hadn’t seen lesions like these in a long while. My dick was stiff and my jizz filled faghole started pulsating, farting wads of toxic jizz. I muttered “Give it to me,” and  I opened my whore throat nice and wide and went down on that sickly dick like there was no tomorrow. Then I stood up and spread my butt cheeks real wide and backed my sodomized faggot aids death hole up on that stranger’s gonorrhea dripping aids death stick so he  could impregnate my bowels with his aids babies. No need for lube cuz his gono discharge was oozing in heavy supply. He roughly rubbed his infected knob up in my rectum and then POW! He fag bashed my rectum into a bloody torn open mess and flooded my already flooded guts with his lethal jizz. His toxic sperm along with six other anonymous men is still squirting out of my thoroughly sodomized faghole and I won’t be walking right for a few days. 

i'm back for a few days break from moving. i haven't done a lot in the last month about hitting my 365 strangers load this month. but i am up to 317 and thats only because i had to make a trip to dallas for parts to my shop door. they kelp telling me i will not get them until christmas so i went looking and found a place that had them so we took a trip to get them and found a gay bar with mostly older men. and i got lucky one night. and got 5 loads. but other than that its just been local friends. nothing to write about they just jumped on came and got off.
so i decided i would tell you about a old man from back in the mid 80's if thats ok with y'all
i wasn't new to the Gay thing but i damn sure was DEEP in the closet. i mean deep enough if they lived with in 50 miles of me and i knew they was gay i wouldn't talk to them.
but anyway i stopped to see a friend that was going through a divorce and had to shut down his lawnmover shop and he had his truck and trailer full of mowers to take back to customers and he had two left to go the same day so i told him i would take them for him
i dropped off the first one and when goy to the 2nd one. 2 old man turned out one was 79 and the other was 88. both had skin tight white shirts on one had very loose white shorts and the other just normal shorts. anyone could tell they was gay even back then.
they wanted me to check out the green house and more less as soon as we went one the one with white shorts on just happened to spell water on his shorts and the next thing you knew you could see a nice fat dick just like he was naked. and his BF reached over and grabbed his dick and told him to cover that thing up. and for the first time ever with someone that lived with in 50 miles of me i said its ok. looks sweet
i could see the head it looked like a big red plum and i wanted it in me somewhere. i'm going to call them mark and mike. mike being the oldest one and the one in the white shorts mike sais we both 8 plus inches but they dont get hard enough to make either of us feel good anymore. but we eat and drink pineapple all the time so we have the best tasting juice known to man. BUT thats not why we invited you inside. your young and your dick has to work and we both need fucked bad. back then i was 24 i stood up dropped my pants and i dumped 2 load one up each ass and the next time i showed up about 4 days later i got to see how pineapple make cum taste and to this day i eat pineapple 2 or 3 times a week. i would drop by their house at least once a week and pound one of them Mark passed away at the age of 84 in his sleep mike followed a few month later at 93 they said heart attack. they said they was living together since their collage days. and when mike died thats when i came across all the money i have today.