"It's their first summer as college women, matching like sisters and swimming in the ocean. Who needs bathing suits" This was seriously posted on social media lol

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I have always had a weakness for older men, wearing suits and showing me their hard, throbbing cock. My dad had a best friend that I called Uncle Ed. He was wonderful and handsome. And when I was 11 and beginning to develop as a woman, we found ourselves alone in the house. It was a Sunday morning, right after church. My parents when to get a pizza for lunch. Uncle Ed asked me if I ever saw what a grown man looked like. I said I had seen pictures, but not for real. He asked me if I wanted to see for real. I was so excited and my heart was racing. I said "yes." He was wearing a beautiful dark, blue suit and a red silk tie. He opened his zipper and pulled out his massive cock. He stroked it and it got bigger and bigger. He just looked at my face as I stood there mesmerized by his wonderful cock. It was HUGE and beautiful. We heard the car door slam in the driveway. I ran up to my room. Uncle Ed went to the half-bath off the front hall.

After that, Uncle Ed and I would meet when we could be alone. We never touched each other. But he would always be wearing his suit, and I would always be wearing a dress or a skirt. I'd take off my panties and he would pull out his cock. We would both watch each other masturbate and we'd try to cum together. I used to love to watch him cum. Once I asked him if I could feel the cum he caught in his hankie. I felt it and smelled it and tasted it gingerly. But that was as close as we ever got to each other. I think Uncle Ed really wanted to do more to me, but his friendship with my dad kept him from going farther. I respected that and respected him too.

To this day, I remember Uncle Ed. And every time I see a cock sticking out of a suit, I get so horny. I want to jump the guy and fuck him senseless for Uncle Ed.

Bathing suit shopping

I go to a bathing lake near my city that is being known for bathing with swimming suits and speedos but people can go nude, too.

I drive there with my bike on purpose and don't have anything for bathing with me - no towel, no speedos. So I ride my bike to this place and pretend that I occasionally wanted to take a bath there.

"But I forgot to take my speedos with me. Hmm, the only solution is to go nude."

Then I get rid of all my clothes and go have a bath. Having done that I stand where my clothes are and look around, pretending that I had clothes on. Of course all people with clothes on look at my penis then.

Having become dry, I put my clothes on again and ride my bike home. Then I jerk off to the imagination of other people having seen me there.

Then I think "What was I thinking, they could put this on youtube and a future employer could make fun of me". Maybe in the future face recognition will be good enough to browse all videos on youtube and people would just have to take a photo of me, submit it on the internet and the video would show up.

Then I jerk off again and think: "Well this is what I look like, faggots. Deal with it. If you find this funny, you are inhibited and you don't like your body. You are probably christian. I have no guilt regarding my body. What would you subtitle that? "Guy walks all nude at lake"? That would do nothing to me, I'd think: "Yeah, that's me" and that would be it.

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I must confess. I just came back from a cruise vacation and I've never seen so many sexy young ladies prancing around in skimpy bathing suits. I must have jerked off at least once a day just so I wouldn't be walking around with a hard on. Ladies, do you realize what you do to us dirty old men, at least the younger guys have a shot at you lovelies. I'd like to hear from other cruisers, how do you handle this. Also, you ladies, are you aware of what you're doing to us old guys libidos?