A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender takes one look at him and says 'ok you can stay but you better not start anything.'

When you are young, sometimes, you fail to cherish something special, while you have it, only to realize how special she was, way later.

She was a bartender in a place close to our campus. Short, not pretty, mediocre looking, at best, but at least she was slim and petite. It all started after I was bugging her one night, jokingly asking her to suck me off after hours. I stayed, without even dreaming that it will actually happen, but it did. After that, we fucked for a year or so, very frequently, but without dating.

Never, after her, I had a woman made me cum in her ass, during reverse cowgirl, wake me up with a blow job, dress up for me in bed, role play crazy stuff for me, never...

I went the way I was supposed to go - prim blonde with freckles, who became asexual right after her first pregnancy.

Now, that little bartender, looks so much prettier in my memory.

This past weekend we went out to a wonderful dinner with another couple. The Mrs. wore a sexy short black dress with a high slit and a cut out to show off cleavage. This brought tons of attention on her from many of the patrons and staff and both of us caught them staring. One of them, a twenty something bartender took special interest in her and flirted repeatedly at the bar while waiting for our table reservation. Mrs. Made sure to lean in allowing him to see down her dress and get a hint of nipple as well as bend over a little further than normal in front of him on the way to the table to get her purse. I dared Mrs. to go to the bathroom and take off her matching thong and then when she returned worked his way up her thigh and started fingering her under the table. As soon as we got in the car Mrs. started rubbing the cock through the pants and sucking on his neck. Then I started fingering her and pulling down her top for other drivers to see and alternated rubbing Mrs. nipples and pussy. Mrs. then unbuttoned my trousers and started sucking my cock and as soon as we got home pulled into garage Mrs. Jumped onto the drivers seat and started riding  my cock while I sucked her titties until she came all over my cock. After pounding her from underneath again for a minute I took her out of the car and bent her over the hood and fucked her very hard from behind while pulling her hair and spanking her until I blew my entire load balls deep inside her pussy. Then as she laid on the hood legs quivering I turned her towards me started sucking on her tits and finger fucking her until she squirted repeatedly and came everywhere.  Pretty sure the new neighbors heard us again, no complaints though :) this pic is what happened after she came.
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My sister Lacey bartends at a high end strip club. She's propositioned every night and usually she'll indulge. Older guys with lots of money, young military men on R&R. Black, white, doesn't matter. She fucks the old guys for the money but fucks the younger dudes just for fun. Either way she gets filled with cock.

I confess...over a decade ago my roommate was in the military and sent overseas. He was dating an Asian bartender at the time. One night shortly after, she asked if she could stop by one night to grab a few things she left at our place. We ended up having some drinks and conversations started to get sexual. She said she doesn't think she gives good blowjobs and wants to get better for her boyfriend (my roommate) and needed practice. She blew me for months each time attempting to convince me (or herself) that she was doing it for her BF. I would play along and give her tips and advice. I still feel bad sometimes for doing it. Then other times I feel like I did him a favor for training her to give the best head I (and likely he) ever had. They broke up two months after her returned because she was cheating on him (imagine that). She moved....he never found out.