Who is the banana titted bitch? Id love to find out this little fuckfaces name.

Does anyone else like flat pancake tits or saggy banana boobs? I can't find nearly enough porn of either. Searches for either always turn up fat chicks, which isn't my thing. I just like hot girls with pathetic tits (preferably being humiliated for them). Links to any such porn would be appreciated.

I confess that I cheated on my girlfriend with a co-worker. My co-worker is my secretary and is 29 years old. She is about 5'8" and only 120lbs. She has a very thin frame, small perky tits, but a sexy round ass! She has always been very open about her sexuality at work, always telling sex jokes, flirting with me, and talking about sex toys. She occasionally would wear a very loose top and lean over at her desk in front of me exposing her perky A-cup tits to me.

I stopped by our office over the weekend and saw her car in the lot. When I went inside she wasn't at her desk so I figured she was in back grabbing some files. As I walked past the bathroom I heard some soft moaning. I waited and listened some more as her moans began to get louder and I clearly knew she was playing with herself. Next thing I knew the women's restroom door flung open and there she was in the door way with a beat red face realizing what I heard.

I asked her if she was okay and she giggled and told me not to tell anyone about what she was doing. She could clearly see that I had a semi-erect cock through my shorts then asked if I was enjoying what I heard. I ignored the question and went about my own business at my desk. We were chatting back and forth on our office instant messenger, doing the typical joking and sharing funny pictures. She sent me this article about a GroupOn banana "holder" that looked like a sex toy and I jokingly asked he if she was trying to eat a banana in the bathroom. She apologized again and told me her boyfriend hasn't been home for the past 2 weeks and she was "lonely", she didn't expect anyone to come into the office and she thought she was alone, she lied because I told her that I was going to be in on the weekend. I told her that I haven't has sex in forever either with my girlfriend (complete lie as I fucked her the night before).

Not a minute later I heard her walk up behind me, she began to rub my shoulders and leaned down and whispered in my ear that she knew I was coming in the office and she was hoping to get caught. She told me she was thinking about fucking me in the bathroom and she begged me to fuck her on my desk. At this point I was so turned on and had my dick rock hard poking through my gym shorts. She guided her hand down my chest and landed on the outside of my shorts, gently touching my dick and commenting on how hard it was. I pulled down my shorts and this is where things got interesting... With one look at my dick, she said that's all and began making fun of how small it was (I am 6.5"). She said her black boyfriend's dick is at least twice the size and she started telling me dirty things about how her BF throat fucks her or pounds her tight asshole. Humiliation is not really my thing, but the thought of a potential large BBC plowing her ass, pussy, and mouth all the time turned me on. The whole time I could only imagine a large, meaty, black cock slamming inside her and hearing her scream and moan.

She was sucking on my dick under my desk while rubbing herself. She was easily able to take my entire dick down her through without even gagging. I felt her nose press up against my stomach and her moans hummed across my cock head. She started telling me how wet she was and how she wishes my cock was bigger to fuck her pussy. She stood up and I got a first glimpse of her sweet pussy and it was completely blown out. It looked like she had been fucked by 100 dicks last night. Her asshole was gaping and completely loose. She turned around and guided by dick right into her pussy and she began grinding up and down on my dick. She was panting and moaning and my cock fucked her raw. I groped her tiny tits and lifted myself off my chair and bending her over. We fucked like this right on top of my keyboard. She pushed back every time trying to get my cock to go deeper inside her. She complained that my cock wasn't fulfilling enough and that I needed to fuck her ass.

I spat down on her ass crack and guided a finger into her hole trying to loosen her up, but she was so loose that I easily slipped a second in there. She yelled at me saying she was already loose enough from fucking her ass in the bathroom and demanded that I get inside already. I obliged and rammed my dick straight into her asshole. She jolted forward and moaned really loud. I kept going faster and faster, she was pushing back while she was bent over rubbing her clit. She was screaming and organisming as she told me to fuck her her harder. I told her I was going to cum and she demanded that I shoot it deep inside her asshole. I pushed it all the way in as deep as I could go and began throbbing as my load was buried all the way in her gaping asshole. When I pulled out her ass couldn't even hold the load in. I spewed all over the carpet and now there is a stain by my desk to remind me of this fucking weekend.

I would love to have her invite me to see her get fucked by her boyfriend. He obviously doesn't know about this so maybe I can suggest it to her? Not sure how I could bring this up to her and I am open to suggestions.

i'm fucking my cunt with a banana right now as i read these confessions! i need a cock in my dripping wet pussy so so badly! please tell me what you want to do to me...i'm a big titted, fat arsed, 32 year old brunette who wants to be your slut.

So, a question: What kind of porn do YOU want to see, that you have trouble finding?
maybe you find something close to it, but not quite. maybe you've found exactly what you're looking for, but it's either such low quality or the performer in it is so nasty or something that it's just not watchable.
So, in a perfect world, if you could commission a (LEGAL!) porn, what do you want in it? what do you specifically want NOT in it?

as for me?
I have four BIG fetishes I like:
Female masturbation
i like the narcissism in female masturbation videos. i don't like the "rubbing one off" when watching porn type. i like watching girls who are really into it. they're having sex with themselves, not scratching an itch.

Girls tasting themselves.
Fuck me. Nothing I like more than a girl, not just tasting her pussy, but ENJOYING the taste of her pussy.

Food play (not shit like spaghetti. i'm talking chocolate, fruit, whipped cream, ice cream, yogurt)
This goes back into "tasting themselves" and seems hard to find. sure, there are dozens of decent videos where a chick smears her tits with whipped cream, or jills off with a banana, but it's not quite right. Peal the damn banana, coat it with whipped cream, ride that fucker to a screaming orgasm and then eat the results! From ultra hard-core to the slowest, sweetest, most erotic uses, these things are under utilized. and good luck searching for them! Chocolate always gets you black dick, whipped cream gets you people being whipped and cum.... euphemisms so fill porn descriptions that you can't actually look for what you want to find!

i have 2 vids uploaded. one is one of my favorite foodplay videos.

Panties
specifically? clean panties. or panties that WERE clean until she started masturbating through them/in them/with them. I absolutely gag when i hear some chick in a video talk about how she's worn her panties for 17 days now and pulls them off to see them FILTHY and soiled. I have an oral fixation (should be obvious by now) and because of that, hygiene matters to me. I don't want to see piss stains and skid marks! I want pristine, clean panties that get SOAKED. And then, preferably, end up in her mouth.

i have 2 videos uploaded, one of them is a great example of panty play that is just hard to find!

what do i hate that always seems to show up?

Anal
I do not like anal. at all, in any form. and it seems to permeate everything! it wasn't that long ago it was a niche of its own. the fact that it's infinitely easier to find new videos of girls doing the most disgusting AtM than it is to find a girl rub one off with a strawberry and eat it really upsets me. Now, if she keeps it clean, and wants to do something like put in a buttplug? does nothing for me, but it isn't a game changer either. when she's dildoing herself frantically and switching holes? damn! that's filthy!

watersports
again, because of the oral fixation, waste is not appealing to me. I know some people with an oral fixation like things like piss drinking. I don't Hygiene matters to much, i can't get past how nasty it is.

dirty talking
mostly because most of it is terrible. if a girl is making a video for a specific dude and she says "i want your cock", that's one thing. she has a target audience, and what she's saying is for him. Otherwise she's just babbling stupid shit. i'd rather listen to wet noises and listen to her moan

smoking
it effects how girls taste. heard it can make her cunt taste like an ashtray. I want to see her taste that pussy and like it. no one wants to lick an ashtray

hairy
i don't mind some hair, especially trimmed. prefer clean shaved. Hairy looks dirty.

Lube
as in from a bottle or whatever. How am I supposed to think she's getting into it if she isn't getting wet?

fat, ugly, or old (or any combination)
why is it you can get an 8/10 chick to stick her tongue in some hairy dudes ass, but the only women you can get who'll fill their twats with cherries and champagne before rubbing one out, gushing the contents into a cup, and drinking it are over 300 pounds and pushing 60? (note, that video doesn't exist, to my knowledge. don't ask me for it)

Ok, i've written way too long. what do you think of what i like or am looking for? know this isn't "requests" but do you know where anything like what i want could be?
and what of my initial questions? what do YOU all want, that you just can't seem to find?
what do you always see that you're sick of seeing, or has ruined an otherwise amazing video?