finally some good urinal material

finally some good urinal material

everyone laughed at me when i said i wanted to become a comedian. well, they're not laughing now!
*ba-dum-tooshh*
thanks i'll be here next weekend, dont forget to tip ya waiters.
My roomate told me his smokin hot ex gf was sendin him pics trying to entice him to come fuck her about a week ago. Well he got the iPhone 5 yesterday so I waited until he got in the shower and grave his old droid. Hooked it up to my laptop ready to get some supreme fap material only to find one pic of her topless holding her boobs so no nipples were showing. Not a ba visual but not what I was hoping for. Anyways in my rush and nervousness I forgot to turn the phone back off when I put it back in his room. This morning he questioned me about it and asked if I had tuned it on. Elephants hat xylophones because toasters smell like sofa.
Some may find this sick but for years I fucked my step-daughter. We both enjoyed it and she turned out normal. We did it all the way until she left for college. I told her to pick whatever college she wanted and damn if she did not pick an expensive one that is known for it's party's and I gladly wrote the checks.
She ended up being a top student and eventually when she finished her BA she went to a foreign country for her Masters where she met a guy. I could see how happy she was when she came home to introduce him to me. I guess I should have not been surprised that he looked like a young version of me.
Eventually they got engaged and wanted to get married in my home town and she wanted me to give her away at the wedding which I agreed to do.
She flew in a few days early and one of the things she asked of me is could we have dinner together. I took her to the best place in town. I was kind of shocked that she was somewhat romantic to me. I was very happy when she asked if we could spend one last night together. Damn did we fuck and to my surprise she wanted it bareback. She ended up pregnant but is not sure who the father is and has never tested the child and if it's mine that is cool and if it's his I am happy for him.
Well, I was just being nostalgic. I found some old pics of her and that bought a flood of memories.
I confess that dieing slowly in a pool of my own blood is no t such a ba d t h in g ...
ba ba ba blondes.............. love them best!!!!
who like this little slut as here slave, how ba who you fuck and abuse her
Account terminated due to DCMA complaints ... would have been nice for the Admins who run this site to let people know when the material has been reported so uploaders can remove the (LEGAL) material.
Never once did any admin let me know I overstepped!
Thats okay though, motherless is nothing but scat, fat, gay, sick shit and 95% is copyrighted material. There are better sites out there for material. In fact I have nearly 400 videos on the queue list as I type this. Ba-Bye!
plus bas!
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NAACP
4805 Mt. Hope Dr.
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jfrimpong@naacpnet.org
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