Asylum Jessica
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I confess.... 9-11 was an inside job...
Crazy terrorists got INSIDE an airplane, they forced their way INSIDE the cockpit, and drove it INSIDE a building at high speed while in flight...
There are certain people who think people INSIDE the US government were INSIDE on the planning... such people should be INSIDE an asylum.
I confess that I have been a DXM regime for over a year. I first i did it to get high but it has had an unusual side effect: It has turned me into a genius. My IQ at 13 was 100 just above average since then I have taken several IQ tests and now score 137. I am more confident then ever, hand and eye coordination has improve ( after the the trip is over)I can prove my awesomeness in many ways one being that i have completely master batman arkham city...now before anyone says oh big deal anyone can you are lying. I play arkham asylum and compared to my scores there I have improved 79% I can give you other better examples if you wish but that one is just awesome. I AM BATMAN.
Im liking the new site.
It's a lot less fucked up than it used to be.
Very good moderation.
I'd remove the boards if it were me, as these are the people that scare the shit out of me and should probably be in a mental asylum.
Nice job with the filtered content.
Once, I fought Batman.
I am a night walker by day, and a damn good one. I am a hermaphroditic crack whore with a penchant for mugging my johns the minute they pay up and then stuffing their greasy heads between my thighs and telling them to swallow like a good boy. I run a criminal syndicate of psychotic whores and pimps who terrorise the streets of Gotham and and flood the Narrows with a certain opiate found from a flower found only on the slopes of a mountain in Anatolia.
Life was good.... until the Caped Crusader pounced.
I was roaming the streets with my 2-I-C, and she was telling me of the hijinks her crew had junked the night before. Suddenly, she went KAPOW! and SHAZAAM! and flew across the street. I turned around, and there was a man in a cape and mask.
"End of the line, you Hermaphroditic Huckster!" He cried.
"Oh, you wouldn't hit a woman, would you, Batman!" I simpered, whilst fumbling behind my back for the emergency 2x4 I always keep in my brassiere.
"Your Faux-Feminine Felonies will be the death of you, Androgynous Andy (for that was my alias at the time)!"
SPLAATTTT!!!!! OOMPHH!!!!
I staggered back from that two-punch combo before I put up my dukes and engaged in a fierce battle of fisticuffs and wits. I hit him in the groin with my 2x4.
OUCH!!!!!
He hit me in my boobs with his batgloves.
BOINGG!!!!!
I kicked him with a reserve crane with triple backflip.
CLATTER!!!!!
But Batman is a veteran of a thousand street brawls, and ended up besting me. He hauled me into Arkham Asylum where I spent a good ten months in a cell with the Joker and the Penguin. We started a book club and had cups of tea with Tuesday with the warden.
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