I confess i am a straight guy who has never sucked or taken a dick and isnt attracted to men, who has just purchased my first dildo and lube on amazon. My pervyness has been growing exponentially over time and now here i am. I only hope this plateaus and i dont end up as some cumslave in a public restroom or something. But the fact that I got just a lil horny as i typed that probably doesn't bode well for me.

my mum uses my amazon account for her kindle but she doesn't know that i get an email receipt when she downloads a book and lately she has been downloading a lot of erotic novels, very hot erotic novels. i didn't think my mum could be this horny and as you can guess this made me very horny too. i loved to read all the stories that she was reading too about gangbangs, first time anal and lesbian, fucking black men with big cocks and all the other crazy sex that makes her so horny. i knew she had to be masterbating with her fingers at least when she read them but curiosity got the better of me and when she was at work i went into her room and looked in her drawers and there it was sitting in plane view a nice pink dildo (obviously it was being well used) my dick went rock hard i picked it up to get a better look and it was coated in her dry pussy juice. i took it to my room lay out on the bed and pulled my cock like there was no tomorrow at the same time i licked all the dry juices off. i came all over my hand then rubbed my cum all over her dildo and put it back in her room. now every time i get a email receipt about another book she downloads i smile thinking that she is sliding her dildo coated in my cum in and out of her pussy tring to make herself cum and has no idea what i did

Amazon driver was black and attractive so I did what any good slutwife would do! 

Has anyone seen hate crime the movie 2013 heres a link http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Crime-Ian-Roberts/dp/B00DOQK5NO does anyone have it or know where to watch it free or could someone upload it

Hi there. I'm looking to get a few sex toys for the first time but I don't have enough money to do so. Will you send me a gift card to Amazon to help me out. I will post a video of me using them when I get them. Message me for my email

Sent my mother a dildo off her Amazon wish list for her birthday 

Black Friday sales coming to Amazon soon!!! Now you can finally buy that special someone in your life what they so richly deserve.

I recently bought a replica of Aragon's sword off amazon. and i've started to take it with me everywhere. it gives me a sense of security to know that the might of anduril, the flame of the west, is with me when i'm facing the orcs and goblins of present day middle-earth. sometimes i look at the southron hordes and the easterlings and i wonder what was the point of th elfish sacrifices to save middle-earth, since the light of the west and the glory of the Kings of Men has set all too conclusively.

I consider myself the last of the blood of numenor because i have grey, far-seeing eyes and i read and speak in elvish and have lng-lived ancestors. sometimes I wish i could meet a numenorean lady to band and fuck and repopulate the world with the ancient lineage. or if not, at least a tall blonde chick, and not one of these descendents of those who bowed to the might of sauron. but it turns out that the race of men is spent, and even if i am the last of isildur's heirs, I am destined to end the line with me.

i took up sailing a few years back in the hopes of finding the way back to Valinor, and trying to find the silmaril that was tossed into the sea and never recovered. it's said that the light of the silmaril can lead one to back to Valinor. But i've been unable to find it, even though I can hold my breath long enough to read 10 pages of LOTR. It is a cursed life to be the last of the numereans.

Well I ordered first dildo from Amazon, I couldn't wait to try it out, it's nothing special, just 7" x 1.5" and clearing pink in color, it was cheap and I wanted to be fucked, I will get the nerve someday to try a real cock, but until then I want to have some idea what it might be like when I get to hold a real one, so in 8 hours I have fucked my ass 3 times, and now my dick and ass are sore but damn it feels good and I can't wait for more 
I've attached a Pic but it probably won't post right away