I confess that after watching the X-files I'm in the mood for alien porn.

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ALSO.........

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Back in the 70s, I was anal-probed by a group of aliens who came to earth as UFO's. No-one believed me - the police, feds, newspapers...all thought I had made it up. Now, my butt has swelled to double size and my anus drips constantly with green stuff making me have to wear a nappy. Also I have a permanent hard on and a headache most of the time. Please help! I am thinking of ending my life. Those fucking aliens...hate them!

My confession is that I was in a secret military division in the US army for over a decade. I was volunteered into a secret program. They cut off my penis and testicles, and grafted a new set of genitalia onto my body. I later found out it had be genetically engineered to produce alien sperm that they'd produced using tissue samples of the aliens from Area 51.

The military board would set me up in isolation and send in teenaged girls for me to impregnate. Their aim was to produce alien-human hard-core porn to sell to the black market. It turns out that lots of cashed-up Russian millionaires are willing to pay big bucks for videos of a man with an alien cock fucking blonde US cheerleaders. They used it to fund all their important R&D initiatives of the past twenty years.

The agency put me out to pasture about ten years ago. I'm subsisting on a military pension and life is still pretty good, but my alien cock is starting to weird me out. Sure, it's massive and the erections last for hours, but ordinary pussy don't feel as good as the pussies of all those high school cheerleaders in the middle of a porno set. Sometimes I wish that they'd replaced the alien cock with my original penis, but then again, this alien cock also pick up cable and has a wireless internet connection.

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Surprised there isn't any ovipositor fetish videos out there, there's a new toy that you can use to essentially lay eggs in your ass or vagina. Not sure if I'd ever use one, but I'd love to see it in action yet there aren't any videos with anyone actually using them. I'm sure whoever posts one first would have a lot of views/followers from it. Please post or links a video if anyone finds/makes one!

http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

To the 'so called' Native American Indian who feels it is perfectly acceptable for Illegal Aliens to Not only be here ILLEGALLY, but (obviously) feels that they should be given the Key to the City, simply b/c they are Still here... What part of ILLEGAL do YOU Not get? Yes, other people came here, many years ago, and once it become a Settled Colony, there became Rules and Laws. There is a REASON why ALL nations have Laws and Rules, and regardless of whether You believe in them in or not, they MUST be followed! If you were to board a plane and go anywhere outside the USA, YOU would be expected to Follow the Laws and Rules of wherever you are. This is the 2013, and the Laws regarding Immigration have been in place, in this Country, for MANY years! BOTH sets of my Grandparents came here, to the USA, and when they boarded the ships that brought them here, they came through Ellis Island...knowing that there may be chance that they would NOT be accepted, and knowing that, they would have LEFT if they had been refused entry to this country. Thankfully, they were accepted, and they the Minute they got here, they LEARNED TO SPEAK ENGLISH! They did NOT expect ANYONE to learn Their language! They Immediately got JOBS...they did NOT expect Anyone to support them (be it in food, rent, etc). They felt that by accepting Assistance, it would be demeaning, and would make them appear weak and unable to get to their "Dream" of being a Self Supporting AMERICAN! You see, here's the difference...These ILLEGALS are NOT interested in being AMERICANS, the way my Grandparents were. For my Grandparents, that was the Ultimate dream come true...to BE an American...NOT an Italian American, or a Canadian American, or a German American...JUST an American! However, with these Illegals, they don't give a flying a Fuck about being an American...they are simply here SUCKING THE TEAT of Americans, and DRAINING us DRY! They have NO American Pride (note All the Mexican flags in their illegal cars, hanging from their mirror). As for them wanting to work...the vast majority of them send their earnings BACK to family members in THEIR own country...(Meaning: they are NOT spending it HERE to keep OUR economy going)! And, as their driving Illegally (no insurance, no registration). WHO do you think picks up the tab when these Illegals have car accidents? WE DO! (be it in the form of OUR insurance rates going up, or in the medical services that are needed that They can't pay for, b/c they are NOT insured). WAKE UP, Chief Foot in your Mouth! The fact that you claim to be a Native American, means nothing...you are supposed to be AMERICAN! And, when some group of people are Destroying America, then ALL Americans' need to band together and PROTECT America! But, maybe your brain just doesn't get that... So, when YOU have to start learning to speak Spanish, I hope you remember this conversation...b/c even then, your status won't mean Shit!

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