I confess that I want an obese gay man to teabag me. I want his big dangling balls to fill my mouth!
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Motherless...you are the place to confess this. I was at the beach last year, and while there I let a group of probably Girl Scouts bury me up to the neck. Much like you see in such comical shows as Empty Nest and Rescue 911, we all had a blast and luaghed out loud like the internet kids do now. I was sporting a hard-on underneath the sand then all of a sudden here comes Dad. He says, in a rough voice i shall never forget, "what have we here?"...there followed alot of ummm's and ahhh's and then he said..."I'm gonna shit on your parade", spam he dropped his pants. Now the girls were mesmerized, I was fearful cause i know a teabag coming while buried under sand to smell it ten miles away and this smelled like a teabag. No...it wasn't, he spread his cheeks of his ass and let forth the most fragrant fart ever smelled. I am now fixated with him or members of his family farting directly in my sniffer...what should i do?