I confess that I'm likely going to regret never fucking my best friend. He's not in the "Friend Zone" or anything like that, we're reasonably close but a while ago he made it very clear that he wanted to fuck me. I was down for it but we didn't exactly have a set time a place. Either way I feel like that window of opportunity my be closed forever. I've tried going all the way with other guys and even a couple of girls but I keep thinking about my friend.

If you're reading this I should've taken your offer of going back to your place for booze, steak and hopefully ending up on all fours in your bed or sucking your dick.

Signed,

K

Steak anyone?

Once upon a time, a Man asked a beautiful young woman,"Will you marry me?"

She said,"NO!"

And the Man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged long-legged slender big tittied broads and hunted and fished and went to strip clubs and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and wine and stayed out till sunrise and never heard bitching or complaining and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate steak and potatoes and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Barbeque Skills

My ex and family members loved my grilled salmon.

[Salmon is an oily fish. So if you overcook it a bit then it's no problem. It doesn't get dried out quickly like other meats will. It's almost hard to fuck up.]

A decade before that a lot of guys gave me props for my grilling skills.

[A lot of guys would come over to the house because my sister was very attractive. They were happy to be there. And they'd have given me props if i gave them McDonalds.]

My point is that i don't really have "Barbeque Skills!!!" I am very limited! I know a basic thing or two.

And if someone sent me the worlds greatest marinade or barbeques sauce then i'd be afraid to use it. I fear that i'd fuck it up.

Context: Someone gave me some great barbeque Marinades/Sauces. And will be going back to that person seeking specifically how to use these products. If I need go get some pork chops, steaks, onion and/or whatever then that is perfectly fine and I’ll be grateful for the advice.

My current "go to" barbeque is seasoning thighs. cover them and oil. Sear on Barbeque.

Take off the grill add to a casserole dish with sweet sticky barbeque sauce. Bake slow and low at 350 or so.

chicken thighs

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Kind of difficult to fuck up, methinks.

i confess pouring wine in every meal you cook is NOT classy you fucks. a few tablespoons of red wine on your steak does not make you a good chef. especially if its just cheap-as-dick 4 dollar Sangria or gas station vino. you fucking middle class faggots.

My when I went to ask my ex's father for permission to ask him to marry her, did the usual thing went to his house and cooked him some steak and had some beers. After we ate we sat for awhile shooting the shit until I finally asked him, he sat quietly for awhile, then asked if I was certain about wanting to marry her. And if I would do anything to have her and protect her. I said of course no matter what it took I'd do it for her to be my wife... He said bullshit and said "you'd do anything, let's see" I heard him undo his belt and push his shorts down and told me to come suck his cock. So I did he lasted 10 minutes or so before cumming in my mouth and took a pic of his cum in my mouth before I swallowed. He was still hard and told me to get completely naked so I did and bent over the table he fucked me for 45 minutes outside before we moved into their bedroom where we spent next few hours fucking. My girlfriend even called at one point to see when I'd be home as I was riding him. When we finished I left and got home to my girl and her mom sitting in the living talking and my chick went to pee and her mom said I had their blessing to propose.

Whoopi Goldberg wants to feel your tube steak in her cavity tonight ;)

My daughter came home to spend my birthday with me. WE planned to have steaks for dinner as long as I cooked them. lol. She went to the store to buy them and while she was there, she bumped into an old friend of hers, and invited her to join us so they could talk.

It was mid afternoon and we started drinking while sitting around a fire in the back yard. Her friend Mary gave me a hug and wished me happy birthday. And my daughter suggested we smoke some weed before dinner.

We went in the house and started watching movies later in the night. My daughter said she had to leave early so she went to bed. Mary stayed and finished watching the movie with me. And continued drinking and smoking with me.After the movie was over she was pretty wasted and I suggested she spend the night, and helped her to the spare bedroom.

My daughter was up first and was in the shower when I got up. She ask why Marys car was still in the driveway and I explained that she got fucked up and was recovering in the spare room. We had breakfast and she headed home.

A few hours later Mary came out of the bedroom covered in vomit. I suggested she took a shower and that I'd wash her clothes. I gave her a t-shirt of mine to put on and she went to lay on the couch. When I came back she was pasted out again. I sat down next to her and started rubbing her leg. She wasn't moving and I lifted the shirt enough to see her pussy. I continued rubbing her legs and she rolled over on her back. My hand went up her thigh and I started rubbing her pussy.

She woke up and said it felt good so I continued fingering her pussy. I soon had my hand up her shirt squeezing her tits. She ask where my daughter was and I told her she went home. She let me continue to touch her and I soon started licking her pussy.

After she cum I stood up and took my pants off, she took the shirt off and I fucked her! Her pussy felt amazing and I pulled out and cum all over her tits!

She spent most of the day with me and we fucked several more times. She ask me not to let my daughter know about it. and I agreed to keep it our secret.

Since then we talked and text each other daily and I've fucked her several times! Best birthday ever!!

I cooked up a delicious juicy NY Striploin Steak for myself earlier today topped with zesty Pizziola Sauce. Sided with heavenly browned butter smashed potatoes. Yummyville.