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Cheers to all the other shrimp dick kings out there that fantasize about their girls getting smashed by some thick 8+ Inch hammers. When they tell us it’s “the perfect size” we know they mean they wish they could fit two hands around it and still have room to choke.
Look at this loser cuck's pathetic shrimp dick
Last night i worked an event. I'm often a "banquet server." Less money than i used to make.
But right now, tonight,i have to choose between prime rib, barbequed chicken, shrimp and salmon. There were a ton of leftovers. And then a ton of sides to go with.
I'm smoking and drinking. Life is good.
So later on i'll get out my atm card and give some money to the homeless shelter -- a little bit for those who are far less fortunate.
I’m looking for strong sexy black women that want to degrade and humiliate a little shrimp dick cracker bitch boy
Black and thick,my shrimp dick wouldn’t make it past the cheeks,what would you with her? And I guess I should show her my shaved ass
I confess I wish I had a plate of deep fried shrimp and onion rings in front of me right now.
That ugly ass bitch sent me some pictures over Facebook. I have a lot of pictures wich I never had shared of my Exs, and never I will even tough I wanted to share them as they are (were, for some lol) gorgeous.
Instead Ill share you theses pics of that bitch I don't care. She is 19, she have a OK body but a fucking ugly face. Like a shrimp, everything is good BUT the head. Although she is one of a kind slut! She seems to swallow kilometers of dicks!
She wanted me to fuck her really bad. I wanted too because she gets me warm about getting her ass fucked like a whore, she told me she wanted me to hurt her, made me crazy.
Although she was living at 1 hour and half of driving from my house and I was too lazy and I was always telling to myself I dont want to spend 40$ worth of gas in my pickup truck to fuck that kind of ugly bitch!! Plus I have a girlfriend so it was complicated for me.
She said she was submissive so I told her to send me some nudes. She did it pretty much right now, so I wanted more!! I told her to film herself while getting fucked (she told me she had several guys) for me! She didnt but instead she told me she already have one! Finally I told her to send me everything she have the more nasty and she sent me bdsm pics and her being fucked by a guy then another... pretty nice! I was so excited it makes me remember my teenage on MSN asking girls for boobs on cam! I kept asking for more until she was bored or probably too high on Molly. Or being fucked by her neighbor.
I have a short video and a couple of awesome pictures. From what I know none of them never seen the web but I'm probably not the only one that bitch sent me her pictures, she was so damn easy. But I'm pretty sure they NEVER SEEN THE WEB :)... yet!
This is not a fake story, and I dont fucking care what would you do to her, just enjoy that ugly ass - yet fuckable - bitch
Know what pisses me off? The asshole in front of me in the all you can eat buffet line at the Chinese place, every week that fucker picks all the shrimp out of the shrimp w/mixed vegetable pan. I hope the woman who owns place karate chops him in the head or pulls some cool king fu move on him for being a shrimp hog.