My DP partner and I got invited to a house party last night for NYE with about 50 people there. We got there around 6 already buzzed and so was most of the party. Unfortunately we saw someone there we had DPd before with her new boyfriend. It was really awkward at first but she came over and introduced him to us. We shook his hand and she pulls me aside and asks us if we'll fuck her again while he watches. Uhhhh yeah sure I guess I respond. I give my buddy a heads up and she leads us to an unoccupied bedroom with a fouton. We're in the middle of DPing her and I feel a tap on my shoulder. It's her boyfriend and he's got another couple from the party that wants to join us. I see that the it's the couple that owns the house and they tell us that Brianna(the woman we're already fucking) told them about her experience and it's always been something that they wanted but didn't want to use Craigslist or a stranger. Mind you we DPd Brianna only for one night and I got her pregnant(didn't keep it) because I didn't wear a condom when I came(I took it off and the reason for the awkwardness). I told the couple that we will come inside her and they needed to be okay with that and they were. I pulled out of Brianna's ass to watch the wife undress and as soon as her panties hit the floor she's mounting my cock. She was so much tighter than Brianna and she knew how to work my cock without me doing anything. Her husband is just standing there stroking his cock and I motion him over to put it in her asshole. This guy had a giant cock and I could feel it slide inside her already cramped pelvis(she was easily only 5 feet tall and 100 pounds. She came in the first 10 strokes and holy shit did she gush everywhere. After about ten minutes of him just punishing her asshole she started working both of our cocks together and I tell her that I want her to sit on her husbands cock while I try to make him come while fucking her pussy. I know that he's on the verge of cumming so she fits his cock inside her ass and leans back to present her beautiful pussy to me. I immediately started to fuck her as hard and fast as I can and after about 2-3 minutes she has a quivering orgasm which makes him and me cum. I pulled out and before she can get off of her husband my partner is inside her. I sit down on the fouton to recover and I'm just watching all of the fucking going on. Brianna and her boyfriend started fucking next to me and she starts blowing me to get me hard again...it works.
I got behind her and started fucking her asshole which made her boyfriend cum. She's disappointed because she's almost there so she slides him out and I slide in. I remembered that I wasn't about to cum in this girls pussy again and risk her getting pregnant again but she felt so good that I didn't care and I fill her up. I hear my buddy cumming inside the wife and Brianna notes that it's 1130 so we go watch the ball drop. Brianna cleaned up before but Andrea(the wife) just pulls down her miniskirt, fixes her top and hair and heads out full of cum.
We watch the ball drop, enjoy the music and I'm watching Andrea look sexy as fuck. I call Ryan over and tell him I had a great time but I didn't get to try out her asshole like everyone else did. He tells me to go upstairs and he'll send her up. I tell him to send her over and she can lift her skirt up in the back. He smirks and goes to tell her. She comes over and she tells me that she doesn't like the idea but I assure her that if she looks like she's just dancing with me, my buddy and her husband no one will notice. She complies and I slide out through my zipper and into her asshole. The two other guys run blocker as she proceeds to work my cock until I pull her hips to leave a balls deep creampie. She started to slide her skirt down and my buddy is inside her for the next 15 minutes. The husband wants a turn but she says she's too soar so he fills up her pussy instead. Finally she's able to pull down her skirt and we can see our cum running down her legs as she makes her way to the bathroom. We say goodbye and tell them thanks and to tell their friends. Here's to hoping for new and exciting holes to fill up this year.
Anyone else have any other stories?

I want to fuck Ryan Newman.

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Stranger: M 23
You: hi
You: i am who you want me to be
Stranger: I want a red head, a goth with a big ass
You: f 19
You: redhead, dressed in all black, my ass is a bit too big
You: long black hair
You: long red hair i mean
Stranger: Pale,. slutty and with tattoos and big pierced tits
You: i am wearing a short skirt you can tell there are no panties
Stranger: What's your name slut
You: What the fuck? Why are you callng me that asshole
You: fuck off
Stranger: I meant the goth girl, not you personally
You: yea i am the goth girl, and fuck off
Stranger: Can you blame me for assuming you're a slut? I can see your pussy if you so much as lean over in your skirt
You: you can at least watch your languge
You: even slutty girls dont like being called sluts
You: asshole
Stranger: Well what would you preffer then love?
You: you can start by asking my name
Stranger: What is your name love?
You: Laura, and yours?
Stranger: I'm Ryan and it's lovely to meet you, sorry we got off on the wrong foot sort of
You: its ok. Come on, lets go get a drink, I know a great place called "Pete's Finger"
Stranger: "Alright I figure I owe you one or two for all that" I wave dismissively as I offer you an arm
You: take your arm and we head to Pete's Finger
You: its a dive
You: smoky
You: working girls
You: drug deals in the back
You: booths with closing doors
Stranger: "I like it, it's got personality" I smirk as I look at you hungrily as I walk us up to the bar and waving the server over "What can I get you" I say not taking my eyes off your cleavage for more than a few seconds
You: I will have Alien Brain Hemmorage
You: with a tequila chaser
Stranger: "Get her two of those, and I'll have a beer and 2 shots of tequila" I say and pay before turning back to you "Apology Accepted? I ask as I glance at a working girl taking another customer into a both locking it with a giggle
You: of course sweetie
You: and dont worry I am not a working girl, i just like the ambiance here but i wont demand $500 at the end of hte night
Stranger: "Well now I have an extra 1000$ with nothing to do with it then" I grin cheekily as I put my hand on your leg
You: smile
Stranger: "So if your not a working girl, do I still have a shot" I bite my lower lip as I look to you hungrily
You: of course you do babe
You: light kiss on the lips
Stranger: "Good, I would have hated to have to take someone other than you into one of those booths" I peck your lips back and squeeze your leg as the bartender shows up with our drinks
You: I like your hands. returning kiss
Stranger: "I love your ass, it's what made me want you first" Ia dmit as I pass you your shots
You: thanks sweetie. Bottoms up!
You: tossing the drinks back
Stranger: "Hopefully your bottom especially" I grin as I take my two shots and wash it down with a beer before grabbing the back of your neck and pulling your lips to mine as I hungrily kiss you standing off the stool and between your legs
You: kissing you back
You: putting one hand on your ass
You: stroking your tight ass
Stranger: "No fair you're sitting down" I say breaking the kiss as I run my hand under your skirt and thumb at your clit before pushing my tongue into your mouth
You: kissing you back moving my hand to your crotch
You: running my hand through your pants over your cock
Stranger: "Are the booths mandatory" I purr into your ear as I bite and suck on your neck
You: "no honey bunny"
You: unzipping your fly
You: whisper if I suck you off will you get hard again and fuck me right away?
Stranger: "Honey, you'll still be swallowing my load as I'm pushing an even harder cock into you" I tease as I slip two fingers into you curling my fingers against yourr gspot
You: whisper I want you to cum in my mouth
You: kneeling
You: There does not seem to be much of a reaction from others in the bar, obviously this is not that unusual. But a few big fat bearded old bikers to stop to watch.
Stranger: I nod at the bikers as I pull my cock out rubbing it against your bright red lipstick as I look down at you "I can't wait to taste you before I fuck you" I say as I grab my pint and look down at you taking a sip as my cock drips precum onto your tits
Stranger: (Did you get my message?)
You: running my lips over your tip
You: kissing it
You: kissing your balls
You: looking up at you
You: "Love how your cock tastes"
You: licking your cock like a lollypop
You: stroking ur balls
Stranger: "It tastes better with a mouthful of cum" I grin as i shudder with pleasure as you kiss my balls
You: running lips over your cock back and forth, moving a bit further each time
Stranger: "Fuck you're fantastic compared to my fiance" I grin looking down to gaguge your reaction
You: stroking ur balls
You: stroking that patch of skin between ur balls and butthole
You: taking almost all of your cock in
Stranger: I bite my lower lip "You're just a dirty little tease arn't you" I say as I gulp at my beer before gasping into it as you deepthroat me "Holy fuck baby" I say as my cock pulses and throbs in your throat
You: running my lips over the entire length back and forth
You: looking up at you
You: "You will kiss me after you cum in my mouth right babe?"
Stranger: "Baby if you can make me cum before I finish another beer I'll fucking make out with you" I grin as I order another beer and sip at my first one
You: looking up at you
You: in little girl voice - please cum in my mouth daddy
You: running my lips over your cock
You: taking it all in
You: massaging your balls
Stranger: Oh fuck that's so hot" I moan loudly as I push my cock into you harder even though your kissing the bottom of my cock "Don't stop that ever and I'll fuck you harder than you can ever dream of"
You: reach around and finger ur butthole
You: running lips back and forth
Stranger: "Fuck you know what I love" I moan as I push back against your finger gently "Take your hot tits out baby"
You: undoing my top
You: "he likes it in the butt that is kind of gay" you hear one of the bikers comment
You: rubbing your cock with my tits
You: and then taking it in my mouth again
Stranger: "Yeah this is really gay right" I say moaning as you put your mouth on my cock "Just keep spending your time with your bros getting drunkw ith them you fat santa reject" I say as I reach down to twist one of your pierced nipples
You: using my tongue on the tip
Stranger: "Fucking suck my cock Laura" I growl out angrily as I start to slowly thrust into your mouth, taking a large gulp of my first beer
You: please daddy dont be angry at me
You: taking ur cock in
You: deepthroating as i finger ur butthole
Stranger: "Don't stop using your little girl voice, it's so hot" I moan as I finish off my first beer "Half way there, stand up so I can finger that tight goth pussy as you suck daddies cock"
You: i get up and get on top of the bar, my legs open, my mouth waiting
You: i want your cock daddy please daddy i want your cum in my mouth
Stranger: I reach out choking you as I kiss you making out enjoying the taste of cock and precum on your tongue as I aggresively rub your pussy and clit, slapping it a few times "Beg me, beg your daddy"
You: please daddy i want to taste your cum
You: please daddy
You: i will do anything ou want
Stranger: "Tell everyone who owns you, and your body" I say slapping your lips with my cock
You: you own me daddy
You: you own my mouth
You: you own my pussy
You: you own my ass
You: you own my tits daddy
Stranger: I grab you bending you over a bar stool and pull your skirt up slapping your ass 'And what are you " I say rubbing your face with my spit soaked cock
You: i am your little slut daddy
Stranger: I spit on your ass and slap it "Suck the cum out of my cock then little slut" I grin as everyone watchs you
You: sucking your cock, running my lips back and forth, spending more time iwth my lips on your cock head
Stranger: I groan and reach for my beer" Sloppy and loud is how I want it baby" I say chugging half my beer
You: moaning as i suck ur cock and rub my clit
You: focusing on your cock head
Stranger: I reach down and slap your ass before fingering you in tandem as you rub your clit "Talk dirty to me in that little girl voice and tit fuck me baby, I'm gonna nut soon"
You: rubbing my breasts with your cock between them
You: daddy i love how your cock tastes
You: i love being your whore daddy
Stranger: I groan and pull my cock from your tits spitting on your face and rubbing it around with my cock "God you are perfect" I say before forcing my cock into your mouth fucking it eagerly as you taste precum ooze onto your tongue and throat
You: mmmmmmm
You: running my lips over your cock
You: swallowing all of oyur cum
You: looking up at you
Stranger: "Fucking take my cum you goth slut" I groan as I push myself into your mouth and stroke the base errupting a huge torrent into cum hungry mouth
You: swallowing ur cum
You: "Thank you daddy"
You: getting up and puting my arms around you
You: "you take such good care of me daddy"
You: kiss
You: applause from the bikers
You: you realize a bunch of them are filming this with their smartphones
Stranger: I grab your tits and jiggle them "Who says I'm done baby" I kiss you back making out with you as my cock presses against your legs
You: please fuck me daddy
Stranger: "Beg me, beg me to fuck you in one of those whore booths, like your a cheap prostitute" I say kissing your tits and sucking on your pierced nipples
You: please daddy i want everyone to watch as you fuck your whore little girl
You: please daddy
You: please
You: you can fuck me in the ass if you want
Stranger: "You want me to fuck your fat ass you buttslut" I say spanking you hard
You: leaning up to whisper in your ear there is lube in my purse daddy
Stranger: "Then lube up my cock and ask everyone who's watching if it's gonna go in your big fat ass" I purr as I stick a finger in your ass
You: pulling out lube and lubing up your cock slowly, adding kisses to it, getting it haard
You: turning to the bikers
You: "Daddy is going to fuck me in the ass"
You: putting a big glob of lube in my butthole as well
You: "My daddy is wonderful"
Stranger: "Get on your knees and face to this cum stained floor" I order "And spread your ass for me you kinky slut" I say kissing you lovingly
You: thank you daddy
You: getting down on the floor with my ass in the air
You: please fuck my whore ass daddy
Stranger: "Lick the cum off the floor you slut" I say gripping your hair pushing your face to the sticky ground as I slowly push into your ass to the loud cheers of the bikers
You: no please daddy don't make me do that
You: the floor is dirty
You: your cock feels so good in my ass daddy
You: pushing against ur cock
You: moaning
You: oh daddy oh god this feels so good
Stranger: "Then how will you get your fix of cum baby" I say angrily pounding your ass "My little whore needs her addiction fed" I slap your ass as I pound deep into you
You: please daddy not off the floor please dont be mean daddy
You: reaching down to play with my clit as you fuck my ass
You: oooohhh daddy daddy ooooo
Stranger has disconnected.

Ryan Smiles. What a long ass this porn whore has. Filthy bitch.

Ryan hung breeds pussy

Authentic?

The restaurant that I work for provided us with a shift meal; for which I’m grateful.

It was shepherd’s pie. But different than any kind of shepherd’s pie or lamb dish that I had in england, ireland or the states.

My friend Sean, the dishwasher, spoke to the cook, “That has some heat.”

I joined in “Sean, it had a kick to it!!! It was hot!”

Sean and I were in agreement.

Our young friend, Ryan, the cook said “Well, it didn’t have a lot of flavor. And I had some tabasco sauce. So I added tabasco sauce.”

LMAO!!!!

Shepherd’s pie was popular in Europe since 1791!!! But young Ryan is gonna throw centuries of tradition out the window. Serve our rich customers his own concoction that has tobasco sauce!!! “Traditional Shepherd’s Pie” with tobasco sauce!!!

Again, LMAO!!!

Our head chef is often arrogant, mean and insulting -- like the steryotype; like Gordan Ramsay.

Part of me wants to approach his pompus ass and say “Chef, I liked the “Authentic Shepherd’s Pie.” But do you think we might also serve another dish? Call that ”Authentic Shepherd’s Pie without tabasco sauce?”

:) I’m totally not going to do this cause Ryan is a good guy and been a good friend to me, personally. Absolutely do not wanna throw him under a bus.

But it makes me laugh. :)

My 23 year old sister, Ryane, and I were out hiking and she decided she wanted to go skinny dipping, i love fucking her big ass, she is such a freak

Ok, I want to try something, it may be very tough to have a civilized conversation about this though.

Why on Earth...would anyone want to vote for the current p********? What has he done in the last 3 years to earn your vote?
If the election were tomorrow, I'd pick Romney/Ryan ... Help me change my mind.