Back in the 70s, I was anal-probed by a group of aliens who came to earth as UFO's. No-one believed me - the police, feds, newspapers...all thought I had made it up. Now, my butt has swelled to double size and my anus drips constantly with green stuff making me have to wear a nappy. Also I have a permanent hard on and a headache most of the time. Please help! I am thinking of ending my life. Those fucking aliens...hate them!

A verbal tribute to @Miss_JoeBob, Just imagine this is you young lady:*

She entered the room, the smell of the incense and the soft warm flickering of the candles already having a relaxing effect on her, she let the robe slide from her body and stood naked for a moment before lying face down on the bed.

He entered the room and approached her, leaning over he whispered a single word, “enjoy”, then he started. His fingers glided delicately across her shoulders and back, tracing the curve of her shoulder blades, barely touching her skin they danced down the side of her ribs until he scooped her buttocks in his hands squeezing them firmly together his thumbs sliding along the crease between buttock and thigh probing gently at her tight pink arsehole. He ran his hand delicately, but firmly, up her back his thumbs teasing along her spine. Then with a quick smack across her buttocks (eliciting a delightful squeal of pleasure) he asked her to turn over.

His fingers traced the line of her cheek bones and chin, his fingers brushing against her lips; then thumb and forefinger squeezed and pulled on her earlobes before his fingers, once again glided across her delicate skin, dancing down her neck and across her chest, around her ribs and stomach, creeping down across her pubis, causing her to twitch and giggle with pleasure, his touch almost electric against her skin. He scooped her breast between his hands squeezing then together and rubbing her pert nipples with his thumbs, rubbing both her soft warm nipple and her piercing until she started to moan and wriggle in pleasure.

His hands gently worked their way down her body each one grasping her thighs, massaging and rubbing them gently, working his hands higher and higher; sliding them along her inner thigh he gently parted her legs to reveal the most beautiful pussy, his thumbs pressed higher running along her groin gently squeezing her labia together; he gently traced a finger along her moist lips running from her clitoris to her arsehole and back again; placing the palm of one hand against her pubis he started to rub her clit with his thumb while the fingers of his other hand slide up and down her slit, feeling her wetness; one finger started to probe her anus, causing a moan of pleasure; circling her arse with that finger he gently slipped two otherers inside her, her pussy soft and yielding to his touch, he curled his fingers and started to rub inside of her, pushing deep one moment and then delicately rubbing her G spot the other; she spread her legs wider and moaned with pleasure; her back starting to arch as his rubbing and fingering became more intense. As she neared orgasm she started to curl up, he placed one arm around her holding her tight to him while he continued to thrust his finger into her soft yielding body, rubbing her clit with his thumb; she started to tremble as her orgasm hit her and he felt the gushing of her ejaculation washing over his hand; her thighs clamped together as she came and he removed his hand, holding her tightly as her body jerked and quivered. As her orgasm subsided he held her close, stroked her hair, and kissed her gently on the lips; he then whispered a single word “enjoy”

I like eating my wife's ass. However, there's a little gymnast student in my HS chemistry class who shows off those shapely, strong little legs in tiny pleated skirts. I'd like her to kick the panties off as I lay back on the big demo desk. She can squat over my face and lower her gaping shithole over my probing tongue as I run hands roughly over the rippling muscles of her thighs and ass. Then grip my tongue with her squeezing anus and yank on it as her clit rides the point of my chin on Mondays, and the tip of my nose on Wednesdays. She often has strange, sticky marks on her papers when I hand them back to class.

A fat cunt’s fat cunt getting inspected and probed. Would you fuck it?

This was a Fantasy that me and my friend made when we got bored and started to talk about fetish
I would start to be a "babysitter (yes foreplay) you would be at a "friends
house" and it would be bath time, i would go in and help your little sister
clean up by Rubbing soap on my cock and fucking her in her pussy and Ass. after
a few pounding in the shower we go to your room and ill call you in and you
will see your sister on with Blush red cheeks and my fingers in her pussy. she
calls you master when she see you. as you see me finger your sister. i notice
your getting hard. ill call you over to the bed and slow unzip your pants to
take out you half stiff cock and start stroking you. and im still fingering your
sister. every time i stroke you. you get harder until your max length, once so i
start to lick up and down your shaft and start licking your sister pussy. while
the too of you are kissing. after awhile i go down to your balls and go up to
your head and kiss it. while your sister is eating out your ass and im probing
hers. after a few times up and down licking you cock you take the back of my
head and thrust you cock into my mouth and every thrust i feel you in the back
of my throat i moan. as this is happening im balls deep in your sister and she is
still licking you ass out. after a while you felt some Twitching at the tip of you cock when you are at the back of my throat. the feeling of some warm Liquid is about to come out. and it did you came inside of me. i look up into eye with you cock still in mouth. asking with my eyes should i swallow you say yes. this happens for a while. when this is happening im Anal fucking you Sister.after the third and fourth time i took my cock out of you sister ass and put it in her mouth so she can suck on it. This was the last throat fucking you said. as i was finishing gulping up the last of your cum. you sister hasn't made me cum yet but she being watching how i sucked you off. so she wrapped her tongue around her Mouth and was going back and forth. i was doing the same but you were about to exploding inside of my mouth. but this time was different. i was fingering you ass while i was blowing you. and so was your sister. and i was about to cum but i look into your sister eyes telling me to wait for you to blow you load then i will. after a few minutes has passes the feeling came back. the first time you blew your load. but it was huge. you felt like your dick was about to Burst. and i did a tidal wave of cum was blown into my mouth was i blew my tidal wave into your sister mouth. i was about to had 3/4 of the cum from that load and got some spilled onto your sister. she only had 2/4 of my cum in her mouth and the other half running down her body. i Gulp little by little of your cum. as i was about to finish your sister hasn't swallow a drop of cum yet so i forced her to and she did. after that me and you licked her clean of my cum and when we meet up at her head with her mouth up we both and the same time started to make out with each other. the three of us was touching each other tongues. when we got hard again i came up with an idea. lets Double throat fuck your sister. as we both put are cocks together we came to face to face and started to make out.

Will Post more if People want more of it ;)

I saw this on tumblr and it made me wet just reading it, thought I'd share.

On Finger Fucking.

With the right girl, finger fucking can be one of the great delights in the dance. Yet, the difference between a repetitive mechanical act and a proper finger fucking can be huge. To truly make this an amazing experience, a Dominant must appreciate the possibilities, have good technique, and invest the time to know his girl thoroughly - inside and out.

Indeed. I like to take the time to explore my girl with my fingers, caressing her lips first to see just how sensitive they are. Few vanilla men ever realize that it is not always about penetration - and even fewer know the right girl can cum just from having the insides of her lips caressed in just the right way.

I like to visit my girl�s clit next. And here is where the distinction begins. A vanilla man will rub a clit like a lamp and expect the magic orgasm genie to pop out. A Dominant will explore much more sensually.

I like to trace up along her lips to her clit, pull her hood back gently, and then caress her with just the tip of a finger to see how responsive it is. Pressure is not the key. Erotic contact brings her right to the edge, and my ministrations include light pinching, working the shaft of her clit between two fingers, exploring the incredibly erogenous areas alongside and above, and gentle rubbing while I hold her hood back to expose her hot little pearl.

I should mention that I will rarely allow my girl to cum while I explore. I use this opportunity to gauge her responses (verbal and physical) and learn the best ways to edge her and tantalize her. I feel the way her body moves, and I listen for the erotic tension in her voice as she begs to cum for me. Over and over. And over again.

I then impale her, sliding my finger into her dripping wet cunt. I make sure she appreciates the way I penetrate her - using one continuous motion to work my finger deep into her until the knuckles of my other fingers are against her lips. I listen for the sudden uptake of her breath and for her whimpers and moans, and I feel the way her hips and ass move and her pussy spasms around my finger - sometimes clenching and releasing as I press on.

The next part of this dance clearly separates experienced Dominants from the rest of the pack. While we often talk about finger fucking, I rarely use a repetitive in/out solo finger thrust. There is really not that much erotic pleasure in this, as a cock would be much more fulfilling.

The key to a girl�s orgasmic pleasure is her g-spot - and this is where I focus the most time on my girl�s cunt. I work my way up her frontal wall with my finger and then crook it back, probing down until I find it - tucked down in its little pocket. I massage it as I watch her toes curl and her hips buck - learning the best areas and pressure to use form these cues. I will not allow her to cum just yet.

From this point forward, no two girls are alike. I use what I have learned about my girl to work each area and give her the most incredible sensations (and climaxes) of her life. I vary the number of fingers I use, the ways in which I clench and rub her g-spot, and the number of times I deny her orgasm.

When it is time for my girl to experience orgasmic bliss, I am mindful of what some Tantra experts refer to as a winding of an erotic pleasure center spring. The more I can edge her to orgasm and deny her release, the more I can wind this spring in her body. And each time I choose to release this spring, I can bring her to incredible orgasms. Over and over. And over again.

Finally, when I have wound my girl tightly and built an insatiable desire, I work her g-spot hard. If she has been a good girl, I will use a tantric grip, sliding my third and fourth fingers into her cunt and only THEN thrusting back and forth repeatedly, my other two fingers slamming into her outer lips, and the heel of my hand impacting against the top part of her pussy and clit.

I say just four words, and the magic commences:

�Cum for me, girl.�

She releases her entire being to me, convulsing and bucking with incredible pleasure spasms. As she shudders and sings to me with squeals, moans, and shrieks of joy, she pants out the words that make me feel so honored and complete�.

�Cumming for YOU, SIR!�

I repeat this last sequence over and over, and my girl can cum many, many times. The most joyful part is when her eyes open wide like silver dollars - amazed at what she is experiencing in her own body - finally released properly.

This is what makes the dance on the fringe of darkness such a joy�