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If you had to pick, would you fuck my GF's asshole or pussy first? I have more pics if you want em
I know a few of them! How do u rate 'em? My picks are 1,4,2,3,6,5,7
Ok confession time.
Last week i was hired on to a new company and they needed a physical done to complete the process. I picked out one of those walk in places in the area.
To set that stage....i'm decent looking, decent build middle aged guy.
This dr comes in and she is gorgeous! Brunette, mid 30's i think, no make up and has that natural beauty. Asking me all kinds of questions. She gets to the prostate question..."have you had a prostate exam yet?" I told her never, i thought i was still too young for that. She went on to explain that i had to have one.
I told her that i was highly embarrassed and not sure i could do it. Well, she wasn't going to sign off the papers unless i had one and reassured me it was normal and she was a professional. Good thing i shit and showered that morning.
It was so tough to drop em and bend over the table but here's the awkward part....i've played with my prostate before and not had much result(little precum trickle), so she snaps on the gloves, lubes her finger and inserts it. I was desperately trying not to get hard, thinking of aunt bea or grandma naked.
So she's massaging it and it starts feeling good...i mean really good. I glanced down at my cock and it was half hard with some precum coming out. She takes her other hand and holds it under my cock and then she raises her hand so that the head of my cock is touching the palm of her hand. I started cumming about 3 good thick squirts into her hand. Her took out her finger, pulled the gloves off, cleaned up and said "you did just fine, good to go".
I was soooo horny from that i went into the bathroom and jacked off.
Is this normal for dr's to do prostate exams like this? I've never had one and i loved how she did it. The next time i'm due, i'm going to use her and set my phone down at an angle so that i can capture it on the phone cam.
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LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.
You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.
