So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

BBC or NAW..

So I've never gotten a complaint, or every been told that I wasn't up to par in the bed.
I guess I'm a pretty good guy or whatever, so maybe none of the girls wanted to hurt my little feelings... lol.. I've only measured once and it measured just under 9 1/2" however not sure if I measured right... but with that being said, I'm curious to know motherless if I have a small/avg/large penis.. I recently uploaded a video of me having sex with my wife (oh who has never complained either) and I would like you'll feed back..

THANKS,

P.S keep it real y'all.. we're all grown here I feelings won't be hurt...

Je m'appelle Virginie, j'ais 49 ans, je suis folle de bites, j'aime le sperme et le gout du sperme. J'aime sucer, et recevoir la foutre sur moi, lécher le sperme, l'avaler pour son bon gout. J'aime les jeunots, cette bite qui se dresse devant moi pour que je la suce. Cette bite qui se dresse devant qui m'excite, bien dure, il me la fourre dans ma chatte et se met à ramoner mon minou pour jouir dedans, sentir se liquide chaud au fond de mon trou. J'aime la queue jeune, le sperme des jeunes qui me gicle sur le visage. Je suis une salope, pétasse blonde, pour les jeunes que j'excite.
J'aime les adolescents, le sperme de gamin m'excite, j'aime leurs bites. J'aime sucer plusieurs bites à la fois, j'aime quand plusieurs queues se mettent à jouir sur moi, j'aime me faire recouvrir de sperme, j'aime me mettre à 4 pattes comme une chienne pour lécher tout le sperme qu'il y aura sur le sol. Je suis une chienne mature pour les très jeunes bites dès qu'ils sont capables de bander et me jouir dessus je m'en fou de son age, des l'instant ou il se fait plaisir il peut avoir cela ne me dérange pas puisque si il y bande c'est qu'il veut et peut me sauter. Fan de gamin en âge de jouir, chienne à queue.
Je me suis fais sauter par un un ado de même pas majeur rencontré en boite de nuit en début d'année, il bandait bien, il était jeune et beau, sa bite voulait être sucée, nous étions en boite et je lui ais proposé d'aller dans les toilettes pour le sucer, il devenu fou, trop content de se taper une vieille, il me suiva. Je lui ais montré mes seins et enlevé mon haut qu'il les touche, les tripote, les léche Je sorti sa bite de son pantalon elle était dure mais en quelques secondes quand j'ai commencé à lécher son pénis et ses boules il a bander encore plus dure. En 5 minutes je me suis retrouvé avec la bouche rempli de foutre, j'ai ouvert la bouche pour lui montrer et j'ai avalé. Il me dit "qu'elle coquine". Connaissant ses copins il me demanda si j'avais envie de sucer ses potes aussi, il me dit qu'il y en a plus jeune que lui et plus vieux aussi. Ils étaient 6, je lui ais dit ok, qu'ils viennent l'un après l'autre, si ils veulent se faire sucer par une mature. Ils sont tous venus j'ai bu pas mal de sperme ce soir là, et en plus que des jeunots, sur le dernier avant qu'il arrive je me suis entièrement déshabillée, je n'ais pas pu résister, je lui ais demander de me baiser aussi. Une soirée inoubliable.

I confess my knowledge of weed is sub par. I mean, I know jack shit. Really. I've been pretty lucky in that I've only had to buy it myself three times in my whole life. I've got an awfully lovely group of...male friends who don't mind sharing with (usually) nothing in return. They're the best.

Unfortunately, that leaves me not knowing shit. For example: I purchased a bit back in mid-June. I've smoked about half of what I bought between then and now.

I'm planning on making some banana bread this week, and it occurred to me that this would be delicious with a little extra green in it.

I'm wondering, though, does weed get stale? It's been a sealed ziploc bag inside a closed container for all but a few minutes while packing bowls.

If it does goes stale, is it likely that it's bad by now? How can I tell?

Teach me, please.

I confess I am a cyber man slut. I use my blackberry and blackberry messenger to chat girls up using the youre beautiful and im not like every other guy to recieve pictures. I pretend to be all ages to suit whatever situation I am in. I tend to however aim for girls below my par or overweight and over compliment them so they feel like they can trust which they can. That method works because i am a slightly above average guy looks wise according to them and I have a large penis again according to them. Although when they piss me off a pic accidently will end up online. The picture is one of the people she ended up getting very annoying so I deleted her can remember her name anymore.

I confess that I am going to aggressively downvote posts who have the same 5 pictures of the same fucking girls that were posted the day before...if I wanted to see them I would go back several days. Additionally, I confess that I will downvote the cock bags who make 5 separate posts for the same fucking female, especially if it is very obviously from the same goddamn set...these flooders are on my last fucking nerve. Finally, I will also downvote any form of forum 'necromancy', why posts from 5+ years ago are being commented on as if they have any relevancy is beyond my comprehension. I know this is a sub-par community but still, forum etiquette would do you fucks some good.

Betty salope française exhibée partout sur le net par son mari qui rêve d être cocu

J.e suis un homme qui aime les exécutions de femmes à gros seins je cherche une femme qui a les mêmes désirs que moi faite le moi savoir par message merci à vous