I like to fuck with people, like I did today.
I was in a doctors waiting room and there was this Arabic guy sitting next to me who had arms as hairy as a monkey but was bald on top of his head. I kind of stared at him and when he looked over I told him, "It's a shame doctors can't find a way to get your arm hair and put it on your head". I could see the pissed look on his face. Just when I think he was going to say something back the nurse opened the door and called his name. I bet you he is still pissed.
