When the Porch monkeys wear their pants below their butts with their dirty boxers hanging out, thats called SAGGIN.
Here is a little food for thought. What do you get when you spell SAGGIN backwards??
Now lift up your pants you lazy ass free loaders.
I guess the TLDR of this is, I fucked a young fatty.
I'm 28, engaged to be married and working as an general IT monkey for a small firm. We have a trial contract for a call centre, and I got talking to the manager, who offered me extra cash to come out and sort his router out and build a pc from parts he bought but pussied out from putting together.
I got there on the weekend, and get to putting the PC together, largely being left to it, before sorting out the networking issues, he was paranoid about wireless signals so it was all LAN only, and I needed to fuck around with every PC connected, I do so on each machine in turn before there is one upstairs. I ask the guy, and he says it's his daughters room, that she is out but to ignore the mess and sort the issue out otherwise he would never hear the end of it.
I venture in, and its a fucking mess. I clear enough room to work, and fix the problem quick. My mind starts wondering what the daughter is like, and I start getting half a mind to do something like investigate her laundry for some nice knickers to steal before the paranoia seeps in that that getting busted could really fuck up my job. I settle for attempting to find shit on her computer (no luck, pretty much a fresh install) and poking around her room in the few minutes I figured I had. Opened the top bedside drawer and among the normal junk staring me in the face is a cheap gold vibrator. I look over my shoulder at a closed door before picking it up. I can smell that it doesn't get cleaned much, and my cock is suddenly raging. I hear footsteps coming up the stairs, so I replace it and bail out of the room, to run into the guy, who is happy I did such a quick job.
Honestly, I've never posted something on Motherless before. I kinda find it weird to even post something about myself on a social site let alone on a porn/forum site. Um.. I don't really know where to start off, I guess I could say that I'm 5'11", green eyes, farmer tanned, kinda on the fluffy side or what my friends call chunky monkey. I have brownish black hair, varies on the light. If you haven't noticed I don't type well, but that's just how I am. Enough personal details.
Here is my I guess you could say blog or what the fuck ever you want to call it.
I am currently going through some tough shit right now 'cause just recently me and my gf just got into a big fight to where we arn't talking to one another except the occasional few words like "hi" or "how's you?", we have been like this on and off alot but not this bad. We just got into a fight just now again and well guess what? the reason for everything is cause from her own words, we're broken up...
....Honestly now I don't know what to do....
I have been trying to type this for a very long time I feel so ashamed and embarrassed but I can't stop thinking about it I'm a fat black guy in Alabama I smoke Crack rock and for years when I smoke really good rock like I'm doing now all I can think about a white man or men forcing me to suck their Dicks in public while they call me names like porch monkey coon nigger jiggaboo baboon
did you know that Bonobo Monkey's will fuck anyone in their tribe regardless of age or relation? sometimes they do it as a bonding thing
My owner has decided to let the Internet and all the kind (or maybe cruel?) people of Motherless to vote on whether or not my greedy monkey cunt will be cumming for the month of March!
This voting process will start now (obviously)and votes will be accepted for the entire month of February until March 1st.
The results on this vote will then take effect and last for the entire month of January.
TO BE CLEAR THESE POLL RESULTS WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT UNTIL MARCH 1ST!
- NO VOTE result will mean i am not allowed to cum at all for the entire month of March
- YES VOTE result will mean that i am allowed to cum for the month of March tho i will of course need to ask white persons permission each time i do it
So please vote below and decide my greedy drippy cunts fate for the upcoming month of March!
YOU get to decide if i will be dripping or cumming, if i will be squirming or squirting.
I will just have to live with whatever you choose!
P.S.
My owner has asked me to encourage you to read my forum signature below before voting
Taboo is destroying society.
Look at the animals, do they launch missiles? Yeah, monkeys fling shit at the walls and dogs and cats lick their genitals, but neither dogs nor cats fling shit at walls. Okay, monkeys do occasionally try to lick their genitals, BUT SO DO SOME HUMANS! My point is, we can see the difference.
Why aren't weapons tabooed? Why not taboo things that do obvious damage! Instead, we obscure our nature.
And don't call me libtard, you fucktard, or I'll fling my wang in your general direction. Sure, free speech and all... wait, now I'm curious; is it legal to fling shit? Are there any regulations regarding that?
Ok I confess being black with a small dick is hard as fuck. We're supposed to have these BBCs and all I have is 5 inches hard. So as black girls turned me down because of my length I decided it would be some kind of revenge if I suck white mens dick. I consider them the superior race anyway so kneeling in front of them and cleaning their cocks with my throat is something I take pride in. As of the last couple of years I sucked almost 50 randon white dicks with pleasure. I've been a true black sissy and have almost mastered cocksucking. I've been directed to throat, be skullfucked, blowbang, and bukkake in random parking lots. I enjoy it and have never looked back. I've went from a straight proud black man to a black cumslut thats called a nigger and monkey while doing my job for white men that need my service. I'm 34 and the best feeling was when some young 20 yr old white guy made me suck his long ass cock at work. I still can't look at him in the eyes around my coworkers because Im supposed to be one of the veterans but had to throat him because he said to. Now I just got off and looking for dicks to suck...
I have 2TB of straight porn...pantyhose fetish, heels, insertion fetish. I am addicted to salvia and poppers as a combination for fapping (just a tiny bit of salvia and then a few hits of Rush and I'm having a tremendous trip and orgasm. (I have Peyronnies disease so intercourse is impossible.
The problem is that it is ruling my life. I am retired and do it from morning to evening.
No, I won't be an hero.
Has anyone here conquered the monkey on their back?
I've thrown out 3 different magazine collections in the 80's and 90's and lost a few collections on my comp from viruses, so keeping stuff and losing it is nothing BUT...
Any input would be appreciated.
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