I've been divorced for about five years. Once, soon after I split with my ex, I was visiting my Mom for a weekend. (My Dad was out of town.) For most of the evening, we talked about what was going on in my life. Gradually, the subject turned to my sex life. We've always been able to talk about things like that so I told her that most of the guys I had dated were only interested in sex and didn't want to make a commitment to a woman that had two teenage boys.

She then asked if I was "Taking care of myself," and I told her that masturbation was almost a daily thing.

That night, right after I went to bed, she came in, handed me a penis-shaped dildo and told me to use it if I needed some help.

Being the smart-ass daughter that I am, I said something like, "What the H*** am I supposed to do with it?"

She said that she was sure that I'd figure it out and started to walk out of the room.

Mom was probably half way down the hall when I yelled to her, "Hey, Mom. Where's the switch? How do you turn this thing on?"

She came back, stood in the doorway and said, "There's no switch. It's not that kind of toy."

With a little laugh, I said, "Just like my ex, a big dick with no power."

We both started laughing.

I pulled the bed covers aside, pulled my panties down, spread my legs and stuck just the head of it in me.

Leaning up and looking down at it, "Do something," I said to it.

"Don't just lay there, you big dick," I went on, "Do something."

Mom was really laughing now.

I leaned back in bed and said, "Same old, same old."

Mom came over and sat on the edge of the bed. She was laughing so hard, she was holding her side.

Still in my smart-ass mode, I said, "I'd give him all the pussy he wanted, but what's he do? He just lays there, the big dick."

We both couldn't stop laughing.

As I was laughing, it pushed out of me.

Without thinking, I reached down and stuck the head back in me.

As I was still laughing, it popped right out, again.

Then, to my total surprise, Mom reached down, grabbed it and with a twisting motion, she pushed it up in me about six inches.

"Maybe the big dick will do something now," she said with a laugh.

We both stared at it a minute like we really expected something to happen.

"Nope," I finally said, "just like my ex. All dick, no action."

After another minute, or so, Mom reached down and started to pull it out.

"If it's not going to do you any good, I guess I'll just have to take it back," she said.

As she pulled it out, I tightened my muscles to hold it in.

"Aw," was all I said.

She pulled a little harder, giving it a twist as she did.

She stopped pulling as I clamped even harder.

"Well, I guess it doesn't really want to come out," she said.

She then gave it another twist, and pushed it back in. This time, even farther in than the first.

As my muscles relaxed, she started to pull it back out.

When I, once again, tightened my muscles, she pushed it back in.

Back and forth, back and forth.

My Mom was masturbating me with her dildo, and it felt great!

Before long, I was moaning and my body was arching up to meet her pushes.

I reached down, grabbed her wrist and started guiding her.

I let go of her arm as my orgasm started. She pushed it farther and farther in.

When my orgasm peaked, I lifted up high off the bed as she held the dildo in.

Then I collapsed back onto the bed.

Without saying a word, we stared at each other for another minute.

Then, she got up, gave me a good-night peck on the cheek and went to her room

This is my ex girlfriend. She made this video when her friend sent her a video of me fucking her cousin. The moaning you can hear at the start is her playing the video of me and her cousin. I would regularly cheat her,and her on me. I would spend all weekend out on the sesh and fucking anything that even smiled at me. I was over confident and my ego was a monster I would be blatant with my intentions and tell girls I have a girlfriend and I just want to fuck. Now we had a great sex life. Well I say great. But it was more the frequency of the fucking. But if we only knew how filthy each other really were. We would just give each other relationship sex. Enough to make a mess but nothing exciting. I would be filth with these ohlther women treating them like sluts and have the wildest sex. Only to come home and have the old-fashioned couple sex. I knew she was cheating and I that's why I always stepped it up a gear. She would go have a quickie with some dealer in the back of car. I would go take copius amounts of party bits and have group sex orgyies with my mates and random woman from nightclubs. Her cousin was there one night and I vaguely remember when I slid it in to that tight pussy the moan "I can see why she likes you, but she's fucking so and so. Just so you know". At that I thrust hard deep inside. I felt her 19 yo lips grips hold of my 7 inch. (Granted not the biggest, but 2.1 inch thick. She bucked and rode like a rodeo rider. I didn't last long before my friend and his piece of fun come the room. They laughed and just sat on the bed. The cousin started to clean me up, gently guiding my jizz covered tip to her mouth. Her friend but in. And said she wanted some I looked at my friend to see if they was any problem I just gave me the wink. ( his lengths bigger than mine but skinny like a pencil like 9.5 long but 3/4 thick. They were competing to get me hard again. And as I got lost in the moment I failed to see the phone recording. I've since seen the video and she started with herself sucking me and then her friend taking turns. I got excited and grabbed the phone began to watch it back and and seen it had been sent.... well im not a half's kinda guy so. I got the phone, flash on. Talking filth the the two sluts in front of me. They had started rubbing each other by then. Video rolling. I turned full director mode. Talking filth. The party bits took over I got brash. ( praise my cock.tell her much you loved it inside you l. Tell her how wet it made you.) Her friend turned to me licking her fingers and put me back in her mouth. The cousins was giving her hole perfect attention. They way a woman knows a woman, they squirmed and riggled. They both started whaling the cousin enjoying her hole. While the friend was giving me the sloppiest, naughtiest blow job ive had to date. Any way of my friends joined in and the party had died down. So the girls friends came to see where we all went. The shock of their faces and almost nativity as they giggled and gasped. They soon realised that the girls where all involved and having good they stripped off and the other girl left the room. We all took turns recording. And swapping round. The mattress was damp for a week. I sent the extended edition to the ex girlfriend and told I know what she has been doing and who with. Oh and that your cousin likes my length alot. She didn't reply for 20 minutes or so. But we all continued. I woke up in the living room naked the cousins head on my chest. And the friends head in my lap. Is was stroking my peniss absent mindedly. As  people started to get the next day they was a mischievous yet almost guilty air in the house we all smirked as we passed each in the house trying to find our stuff. I checked my phone to see several missed called and video chats from the ex. The cousin came to me and said "she's sent this" I watched it... we all did and recognised our own moans in the background. I was rock hard instantly it was throbbing so much it hurt. Underneath there was a message say I filmed that to warm me up for ******. One of many lads she had on the side. I didn't feel angry or jealous. I was horny but didn't feel the expected heart break of having done to me. What had been done to her. I was disappointed.. for one, if I had known how filthy and kinky she was I probably wouldn't have wondered. But I also think she hid that from me. We patched things up and i got a slice of the filthyness. We even watched the video while we fucked. But the damage was done. We couldn't be together after that. True love is unconditional she knew i was horny filthy man slag, and I knew she had a slut inside her, she justbdidnt give me it. It came out from time to time when she would call after a nught out. We met up a few years later and she looked unbelievable. I did too. Although still had a massive ego. It soon led to us fucking when she landed at mine one morning after some stranger had dumped a load in her down an alley. She would come in put my cock straight in her mouth and started ratching the cum out of her licking of her fingers like the pink dildo. She lives the taste of cum. Hers, mine, anybodies. We often sneaky link im married now and so is she but nobody knows how to fuck each other like we do. But my wife gives better blow jobs. I joke about it with her while she's trying to drain me. She tell me her husband is thicker than me . She knows the narcissist in me makes me fuck like  point to prove.I lost the video i sent her and i thought this was gone too. Its my go to video for a quick release. 12 mins when she makes those little noises drives me insane. She's has a few other videos on here ive found. Few webcam and selfshot videos. I don't miss her but i do miss the pussy

I've mentioned before how it's really annoying that IPs in the pool assigned and reassigned to cell phones as they move on and off the mobile network get blacklisted. Well, it's really annoying to get the BANNED for illegal activity message. 

At least toggling airplane mode on and off gets me a new, unsullied IP. Still annoying. 

I really think logged-on users should be exempted from the IP bans. 

I'm a good looking male nerd who goes to video game and anime conventions to fuck and get sucked by guys dressed as girls.

I got the best head in my life from a fine sailor moon. I was just hanging out in the gaming hall, playing some street fighter and I see her (him) playing one of the rhythm and dance games.

I can tell she's a cross player right away, but it's all cool. She looks the part and they always want to flirt. I'm no good at those dancing games, but i need an in to chat her up so it's time to go to work.

So I throw my game and wander over to ask if she minds that i join her. she just says go for it. I pop my change in and go through the motions, we're laughing our asses off because I suck out loud, but I keep with it. Game Over, go for another, Game Over. Time to get mine. I apologize to her for my crimes against rhythm, that gets her laughing.

I tell her she's got a nice costume, Did she make it herself? She tells me thanks but that she bought most of it. A little flattery goes a long way. Let a look linger a bit, some eye contact. Give her the impression that i think she's actually a girl without actually saying it. I stutter a little bit, like I'm going to ask her something, but then i just smile. Bam, that did it. She starts to look a little worried. That put her where i want her.

They love to flirt, but sometimes when the mood is right, they get nervous and a little embarrassed if they think you might have the wrong idea. They go into some super sweet shy mode. Like they don't want to upset you and hope you'll just lose interest, even though they are having fun. It's a fun cat and mouse. It's delightful and there's never a greater turn on.

I invite her to grab a soda and some pocky with me. She accepts happily, but she's still hesitant and nervous. I definitely got her. We talk a bit and joke. She laughs a lot. We take in a late screening of some show she's been excited about. It was alright, but I'm putting in time so it's all good.

Comes to be around eleven, big move time. I ask if she'd like to come up to my room. Now she's the one stuttering and "I, uh. That'd be nice but, uh..."

Wait for it, wait for it, She just blurts it out. "you know I'm a boy right?"

Bingo, i just tell her she's cute and give her a quick kiss.

That did it. She (he) gets all hot and bothered. No more nervousness, Confident sailor moon trap mode. she's ready for a good time.

"Yeah let's go." I tell her to keep the costume on, she tells me she planned on it and that's all she wrote. Sailor moon was sucking me off as soon as we got in the door, I had my first cum in minutes and she just swallowed it up with the most delicious little desperate moan.

The kind that says she's dying for hers. God damn it was a good night.

so I state in short.

No one gives better head than a cute blonde boy dressed as sailor moon. If you've never tried it, you don't know what you're missing. And as much as I like girls, they never get as into the moment.

And no i didn't leave her hanging.

Micro cock on commando mode today.

wife 3 am still in party mode after getting home from strip club.. shes probably put half the strippers in Miami , otown,and vegas thru college in the past few yrs.. god I love her ass.