A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”
So my coworker who I’ve worked close with for years just came back off maternity leave, and I never realized how much of a work crush I have on her. She is like 5 foot 3, blonde, a really cute face and not BWW or anything but chubby, got a tight looking ass in her tight pants and fucking massive tits. I don’t know what has come over as I have a family of my own but man I want fuck my coworker silly. Like one time me and her had to fly across country for work and I mean sure I was thinking that “sex would be fun in a just think about it way” but never had any drive to do it, but now that she is back I like want to. As lame as it sounds to like kiss her and shit like that too, on top of the things I want to do to all her holes.
I confess that I have always wanted to have a hot relative, but nobody fits the bill. the only hot people linked to my family are my cousins half sister and my other cousins maternal cousin. As they are so distant in terms of actual relation, the times that I do see them are times to be treasured. My cousins half sister is a few years younger than me and is growing up to be the typical hot girl, knows it and acts cutely stupid. When she was at mine around christmas time with my uncle and cousins, she gave me her number as she wanted to visit london and didnt know anyone else to help her. we have scheduled to meet in june and as its just going to be me and her for a few days, I don't know what to expect. It's the closest ive felt to a hot relative and I dont know if this will be considered fucked up by my family seeing as we arent actually related. any advice would be greatly appreciated.
I'm a substitute teacher. I've always wanted to hook up with some of the students, but never had the balls or opportunity too. Well my dream came true.
I covered an Economics class for almost the entire year for a women on maternity leave. The school I was at does a summer abroad program for exceptional students. Only students with A averages in every class are considered.
This really cute girl had been talking about going to France the whole year. Well I manipulated her last two test scores so that even if she got a perfect score on the final she would end up with a A- average.
I waited right to the end, last day of regular classes and broke the news too her. She was in tears, begging me for a way to raise her grades. I consoled her, told her I knew how she felt, that my fiance dumped me a month earlier. That I had to turn in her class grades in by the following Monday.
I don't know what was going through her mind but she looked at me, got real close to me. She whispered, "I'll do anything." and just brushed my groin. When she saw my reaction, she grinned and knew she had me. I said no it was wrong, but then looked at her again. She rubbed my groin a bit more obviously and told me to meet her that night at 6 in the school parking lot.
Don't know about you, but I saw AvP: requiem, and every time I watch it get a solid hard-on in the scene in the maternity ward when the Predalien implants her you into the pregnant women by forcing their mouths open and regurgitating her young down their throat. Does this scene make you horny too?
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Predalien+impregnates+white+chick_f7ddc1_1332184.gif
A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart, sparkling, mellow. She is both maternal and playful. Assured, alluring, and resourceful. She is less likely to have an agenda than a young woman—no biological clock tick-tocking beside her lover’s bed, no campaign to lead him to the altar, no rescue fantasies. The seasoned woman knows who she is. She could be any one of us, as long as she is committed to living fully and passionately in the second half of her life, despite failures and false starts.
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