I confess I have a question for all our English mates: Are you ever embarrassed to be English? Just curious. I would be.
I don't think your embarrassment is your fault, necessarily. It's not really your fault that you talk the goofy way you do or have such huge, ugly teeth that don't even fit right into your tiny mouths. And it's not your fault that you have truly horrible, inedible cuisine despised the world over or that the entire EU laughs at you and thinks you're all faggots (the cock loving type, not your stupid little bundle of twigs).
Anyway, I was just wondering about this. I pray for all of you, everyday, and sincerely hope your skeevy little island with all its precious royal leeches doesn't sink anytime soon.
Cheers!